lita-against-humanity 0.1.1

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+source "https://rubygems.org"
+
+gemspec

data/README.md

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+# lita-against-humanity
+
+This handler will allow Lita to play pairs of cards from the rude card game Cards Against Humanity
+
+## Installation
+
+Add lita-against-humanity to your Lita instance's Gemfile:
+
+``` ruby
+gem "lita-against-humanity"
+```
+
+
+## Usage
+
+`lita humanity`
+
+> [filthy jokes]

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+require "bundler/gem_tasks"
+require "rspec/core/rake_task"
+
+RSpec::Core::RakeTask.new(:spec)
+
+task default: :spec

data/lib/lita/handlers/against_humanity.rb

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+module Lita
+  module Handlers
+    class AgainstHumanity < Handler
+      BLACK_CARDS = [
+        "A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _____.",
+        "After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I was awoken by _____.",
+        "After months of debate, the Occupy Wall Street General Assembly could only agree on “More _____!”",
+        "After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought ______ to the people of Haiti.",
+        "Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____.",
+        "And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _____.",
+        "Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships _____.",
+        "Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with _____.",
+        "BILLY MAYS HERE FOR _____.",
+        "But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____.",
+        "Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _____.",
+        "Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical.",
+        "Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with ______ and would like your advice.",
+        "During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into _____.",
+        "During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of _____.",
+        "During sex, I like to think about _____.",
+        "Every Christmas my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about _____.",
+        "Everyone down on the ground! We don't want to hurt anyone. We're just here for _____.",
+        "He who controls _____ controls the world.",
+        "How am I maintaining my relationship status.",
+        "I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with ______.",
+        "I drink to forget _____.",
+        "I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one.",
+        "I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _____.",
+        "I'm sorry professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____.",
+        "In 1,000 years when paper money is but a distant memory, _____ will be our currency.",
+        "In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on _____.",
+        "In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _____.",
+        "In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _____.",
+        "In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proclaims that it has finally eliminated _____.",
+        "In L.A. county Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _____.",
+        "In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about _____.",
+        "In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _____.",
+        "In the distant future, historians will agree that _____ marked the beginning of America's decline.",
+        "In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time.",
+        "Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _____ .",
+        "It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _____.",
+        "Jesus is _____.",
+        "Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _____.",
+        "Little Miss Muffet, Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and _____.",
+        "Major League Baseball has banned _____ for giving players an unfair advantage.",
+        "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____.",
+        "Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _____.",
+        "MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____.",
+        "My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _____.",
+        "My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found _____.com.",
+        "My new favorite porn star is Joey “_____” McGee.",
+        "Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____.",
+        "Next on ESPN2: The World Series of _____.",
+        "Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about _____.",
+        "On the third day of Christmas, my true love game to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and _____.",
+        "Only two things in life are certain: death and _____.",
+        "Science will never explain the origin of _____.",
+        "Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to _____",
+        "The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _____.",
+        "The class field trip was completely ruined by _____.",
+        "The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, _____ acceptance.",
+        "The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of _____.",
+        "The socialist governments of Scandanavia have declared that access to – is a basic human right.",
+        "The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is _____.",
+        "This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of _____ to save Christmas.",
+        "This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but with _____.",
+        "This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _____.",
+        "This month's Cosmo: 'Spice up your sex life by bringing ______ into the bedroom.'",
+        "This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only _____ and his wits.",
+        "Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about _____ could kill you.",
+        "TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes.",
+        "Wake up, America. Christmas is under attack by secular liberals and their _____.",
+        "War! What is it good for?",
+        "What am I giving up for Lent?",
+        "What are my parents hiding from me?",
+        "What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?",
+        "What did I bring back from Mexico?",
+        "What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?",
+        "What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?",
+        "What do old people smell like?",
+        "What does Dick Cheney prefer?",
+        "What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?",
+        "What ended my last relationship?",
+        "What gets better with age?",
+        "What gives me uncontrollable gas?",
+        "What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?",
+        "What helps Obama unwind?",
+        "What is Batman's guilty pleasure?",
+        "What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter?",
+        "What never fails to liven up the party?",
+        "What people like _____.",
+        "What will always get you laid?",
+        "What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?",
+        "What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?",
+        "What's a girl's best friend?",
+        "What's my anti-drug?",
+        "What's my secret power?",
+        "What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?",
+        "What's that smell?",
+        "What's that sound?",
+        "What's the crustiest?",
+        "What's the gift that keeps on giving?",
+        "What's the most emo?",
+        "What's the new fad diet?",
+        "What's the next Happy Meal toy?",
+        "What's there a ton of in heaven?",
+        "When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _____.",
+        "When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _____.",
+        "When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____.",
+        "When I pooped, what came out of my butt?",
+        "When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _____.",
+        "When the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on _____.",
+        "Why am I sticky?",
+        "Why can't I sleep at night?",
+        "Why do I hurt all over?"
+      ]
+
+      WHITE_CARDS = [
+        "Tweeting.",
+        "72 virgins.",
+        "8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.",
+        "A 55-gallon drum of lube.",
+        "A bag of magic beans.",
+        "A balanced breakfast.",
+        "A beached whale.",
+        "A big black dick.",
+        "A big hoopla about nothing.",
+        "A bigger, blacker dick.",
+        "A bleached asshole.",
+        "A bloody pacifier.",
+        "A Bop It.",
+        "A brain tumor.",
+        "A Burmese tiger pit.",
+        "A can of whoop-ass.",
+        "A Christmas stocking full of coleslaw.",
+        "A clandestine butt scratch.",
+        "A cooler full of organs.",
+        "A crappy little hand.",
+        "A death ray.",
+        "A defective condom.",
+        "A disappointing birthday party.",
+        "A dollop of sour cream.",
+        "A drive-by shooting.",
+        "A falcon with a cap on its head.",
+        "A fetus.",
+        "A foul mouth.",
+        "A gassy antelope.",
+        "A gentle caress of the inner thigh.",
+        "A good sniff.",
+        "A Gypsy curse.",
+        "A homoerotic volleyball montage.",
+        "A hot mess.",
+        "A Hungry-Man Frozen Christmas Dinner for One.",
+        "A lifetime of sadness.",
+        "A look-see.",
+        "A low standard of living.",
+        "A magic hippie love cloud.",
+        "A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings.",
+        "A mating display.",
+        "A micropenis.",
+        "A middle-aged man on roller skates.",
+        "A mime having a stroke.",
+        "A monkey smoking a cigar.",
+        "A mopey zoo lion.",
+        "A murder most foul.",
+        "A nuanced critique.",
+        "A passionate Latino lover.",
+        "A pinata full of scorpions.",
+        "A really cool hat.",
+        "A rival dojo",
+        "A robust mongoloid.",
+        "A sad fat dragon with no friends.",
+        "A sad handjob.",
+        "A salty surprise.",
+        "A sassy black woman.",
+        "A sausage festival.",
+        "A sea of troubles.",
+        "A slightly shittier parallel universe.",
+        "A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.",
+        "A soulful rendition of “Ol' Man River.”",
+        "A squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles.",
+        "A stray pube.",
+        "A Super Soaker full of cat pee.",
+        "A sweaty, panting leather daddy.",
+        "A sweet spaceship.",
+        "A thermonuclear detonation.",
+        "A tiny horse.",
+        "A toxic family environment.",
+        "A visually arresting turtleneck.",
+        "A web of lies.",
+        "A windmill full of corpses.",
+        "A woman scorned.",
+        "A zesty breakfast burrito.",
+        "Aaron Burr.",
+        "Active listening.",
+        "Actually taking candy from a baby.",
+        "Adderall.",
+        "African children.",
+        "Agriculture.",
+        "AIDS.",
+        "Alcoholism.",
+        "All of this blood.",
+        "All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.",
+        "Altar boys.",
+        "American Gladiators.",
+        "Amputees.",
+        "An army of skeletons.",
+        "An asymmetric boob job.",
+        "An erection that lasts more than four hours.",
+        "An ether-soaked rag.",
+        "An honest cop with nothing left to lose.",
+        "An icepick lobotomy.",
+        "An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.",
+        "An Oedipus complex.",
+        "An unhinged ferris wheel rolling toward the sea.",
+        "Anal beads.",
+        "Another goddamn vampire movie.",
+        "Another shitty year.",
+        "Another shot of morphine.",
+        "Apologizing.",
+        "Appreciative snapping.",
+        "Arnold Schwarzenegger.",
+        "Asians who aren't good at math.",
+        "Assless chaps.",
+        "Attitude.",
+        "Auschwitz.",
+        "Authentic Mexican cuisine.",
+        "Autocannibalism.",
+        "AXE body spray.",
+        "Balls.",
+        "Barack Obama.",
+        "Basic human decency.",
+        "BATMAN!!!",
+        "Beating your wives.",
+        "Beefin' over turf.",
+        "Bees?",
+        "Being a bust adult with many important things to do.",
+        "Being a dick to children.",
+        "Being a dinosaur.",
+        "Being a motherfucking sorcerer.",
+        "Being awesome at sex.",
+        "Being fabulous.",
+        "Being marginalized.",
+        "Being on fire.",
+        "Being rich.",
+        "Bill Nye the Science Guy.",
+        "Bingeing and purging.",
+        "Bitches.",
+        "Black people.",
+        "Bling.",
+        "Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.",
+        "Boogers.",
+        "Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.",
+        "Bosnian chicken farmers.",
+        "Breaking out into song and dance.",
+        "Britney Spears at 55.",
+        "Bullshit.",
+        "Cards Against Humanity.",
+        "Carnies.",
+        "Catapults.",
+        "Catastrophic Urethral Trauma.",
+        "Centaurs.",
+        "Chainsaws for hands.",
+        "Charisma.",
+        "Cheating in the Special Olympics.",
+        "Child abuse.",
+        "Child beauty pageants.",
+        "Children on leashes.",
+        "Chivalry.",
+        "Christopher Walken.",
+        "Civilian casualties.",
+        "Clams.",
+        "Classist Undertones.",
+        "Clearing a bloody path through Walmart with a scimitar.",
+        "Coat hanger abortions.",
+        "Cockfights.",
+        "College.",
+        "Concealing a boner.",
+        "Consultants.",
+        "Copping a feel.",
+        "Coughing into a vagina.",
+        "Count Chocula.",
+        "Crippling debt.",
+        "Crystal meth.",
+        "Cuddling.",
+        "Customer service representatives.",
+        "Cybernetic enhancements.",
+        "Daddy issues.",
+        "Daddy's belt.",
+        "Dancing with a broom.",
+        "Darth Vader.",
+        "Date rape.",
+        "Dead babies.",
+        "Dead parents.",
+        "Death by Steven Seagal.",
+        "Deflowering the princess.",
+        "Dental dams.",
+        "Dick Cheney.",
+        "Dick fingers.",
+        "Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of “Friends.”",
+        "Doin' it in the butt.",
+        "Doing the right thing.",
+        "Domino's Oreo Dessert Pizza.",
+        "Dorito breath.",
+        "Double penetration.",
+        "Drinking alone.",
+        "Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.",
+        "Dry heaving.",
+        "Dwarf tossing.",
+        "Dying of dysentery.",
+        "Dying.",
+        "Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.",
+        "Eating an albino.",
+        "Eating an entire snowman.",
+        "Eating the last known Bison.",
+        "Edible underpants.",
+        "Elderly Japanese men.",
+        "Elf cum.",
+        "Embryonic stem cells.",
+        "Emotions.",
+        "Enormous Scandinavian women.",
+        "Erectile dysfunction.",
+        "Estrogen.",
+        "Ethnic cleansing.",
+        "Eugenics.",
+        "Euphoria by Calvin Klein.",
+        "Exactly what you'd expect.",
+        "Exchanging pleasantries.",
+        "Existing.",
+        "Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.",
+        "Explosions.",
+        "Fabricating statistics.",
+        "Famine.",
+        "Fancy Feast.",
+        "Farting and walking away.",
+        "Fear itself.",
+        "Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.",
+        "Fetal alcohol syndrome.",
+        "Fiery poops.",
+        "Figgy pudding.",
+        "Finding a skeleton.",
+        "Finding Waldo.",
+        "Finger painting.",
+        "Fingering.",
+        "Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.",
+        "Five-Dollar Footlongs.",
+        "Flash flooding.",
+        "Flesh-eating bacteria.",
+        "Flightless birds.",
+        "Flying sex snakes.",
+        "Foreskin.",
+        "Forgetting the Alamo.",
+        "Former President George W. Bush.",
+        "Free samples.",
+        "Friction.",
+        "Friendly fire.",
+        "Friends who eat all the snacks.",
+        "Friends with benefits.",
+        "Frolicking.",
+        "Fuck Mountain.",
+        "Fucking up “Silent Night” in front of 300 parents.",
+        "Full frontal nudity.",
+        "Gandalf.",
+        "Geese.",
+        "Genetically engineered super-soldiers.",
+        "Genghis Khan.",
+        "Genital piercings.",
+        "George Clooney's musk.",
+        "German dungeon porn.",
+        "Getting abducted by Peter Pan.",
+        "Getting drunk on mouthwash.",
+        "Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group.",
+        "Getting in her pants, politely.",
+        "Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.",
+        "Getting really high.",
+        "Getting so angry that you pop a boner.",
+        "Ghandi.",
+        "Ghosts.",
+        "Gift-wrapping a live hamster.",
+        "Giving 110%.",
+        "Gladitorial combat.",
+        "Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.",
+        "Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.",
+        "Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.",
+        "Global warming.",
+        "Gloryholes.",
+        "Goats eating cans.",
+        "Goblins.",
+        "God.",
+        "GoGurt.",
+        "Golden showers.",
+        "Good grammar.",
+        "Grandma.",
+        "Grandpa's ashes.",
+        "Graphic violence, adult language and some sexual content.",
+        "Grave robbing.",
+        "Guys who don't call.",
+        "Half-assed foreplay.",
+        "Harry Potter erotica.",
+        "Heartwarming orphans.",
+        "Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.",
+        "Heteronormativity.",
+        "Hillary Clinton's death stare.",
+        "Hipsters.",
+        "Historical revisionism.",
+        "Historically black colleges.",
+        "Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.",
+        "Homeless people.",
+        "Hope.",
+        "Hormone injections.",
+        "Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.",
+        "Horse meat.",
+        "Hot Cheese.",
+        "Hot people.",
+        "Hot Pockets.",
+        "Hulk Hogan.",
+        "Hurricane Katrina.",
+        "Immaculate conception.",
+        "Inappropriate yodeling.",
+        "Incest.",
+        "Insatiable bloodlust.",
+        "Intelligent design.",
+        "Intimacy problems.",
+        "Italians.",
+        "Jafar.",
+        "Jean-Claude Van Damme.",
+        "Jeff Goldblum.",
+        "Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.",
+        "Jew-fros.",
+        "Jewish fraternities.",
+        "Jibber-jabber.",
+        "John Wilkes Booth.",
+        "Judge Judy.",
+        "Just the tip.",
+        "Justin Bieber.",
+        "Kamikaze pilots.",
+        "Kanye West.",
+        "Keanu Reaves.",
+        "Keg stands.",
+        "Kids with ass cancer.",
+        "Kim-Jong-il.",
+        "Krampus, the Austrian Christmas Monster.",
+        "Lactation.",
+        "Lady Gaga.",
+        "Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.",
+        "Land mines.",
+        "Laying an egg.",
+        "Leaving an awkward voicemail.",
+        "Leprosy.",
+        "Leveling up.",
+        "Licking things to claim them as your own.",
+        "Literally eating shit.",
+        "Living in a trashcan.",
+        "Lockjaw.",
+        "Loki, the trickster god.",
+        "Loose lips.",
+        "Lumberjack fantasies.",
+        "Lunchables.",
+        "Mad hacky-sack skills.",
+        "Making a friend.",
+        "Making a pouty face.",
+        "Making the penises kiss.",
+        "Making the penises kiss.",
+        "Mall Santa.",
+        "Man meat.",
+        "Masturbation.",
+        "Me time.",
+        "Me.",
+        "MechaHitler.",
+        "Media coverage.",
+        "Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament.",
+        "Men.",
+        "Menstruation.",
+        "Michael Jackson.",
+        "Michelle Obama's arms.",
+        "Mild autism.",
+        "Mooing.",
+        "Moral ambiguity.",
+        "Morgan Freeman's voice.",
+        "Mouth herpes.",
+        "Mr. Clean, right behind you.",
+        "Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).",
+        "Multiple stab wounds.",
+        "Mutually-assured destruction.",
+        "My collection of high-tech sex toys.",
+        "My first kill.",
+        "My genitals.",
+        "My hot cousin.",
+        "My humps.",
+        "My inner demons.",
+        "My machete.",
+        "My relationship status.",
+        "My sex life.",
+        "My soul.",
+        "My vagina.",
+        "Natalie Portman.",
+        "Natural male enhancement.",
+        "Natural selection.",
+        "Nazis.",
+        "Necrophilia.",
+        "Neil Patrick Harris.",
+        "New Age music.",
+        "Nickelback.",
+        "Nicolas Cage.",
+        "Nipple blades.",
+        "Nocturnal emissions.",
+        "Not giving a shit about the Third World.",
+        "Not reciprocating oral sex.",
+        "Nublile slave boys.",
+        "Nunchuck moves.",
+        "Obesity.",
+        "Object permanence.",
+        "Old-people smell.",
+        "Ominous background music.",
+        "One Ring to rule them all.",
+        "One thousand Slim Jims.",
+        "Oompa-Loompas.",
+        "Opposable thumbs.",
+        "Overcompensation.",
+        "Overpowering your father.",
+        "Oversized lollipops.",
+        "Pabst Blue Ribbon.",
+        "Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.",
+        "Panda sex.",
+        "Panty raids.",
+        "Parting the Red Sea.",
+        "Party poopers.",
+        "Passable transvestites.",
+        "Passing a kidney stone.",
+        "Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.",
+        "Pedophiles.",
+        "Peeing a little bit.",
+        "Penis envy.",
+        "Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.",
+        "Pictures of boobs.",
+        "Pistol-whipping a hostage.",
+        "Pixelated bukkake.",
+        "Police brutality.",
+        "Pooping back and forth. Forever.",
+        "Poor life choices.",
+        "Poor people.",
+        "Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.",
+        "Porn stars.",
+        "Powerful thighs.",
+        "Prancing.",
+        "Praying the gay away.",
+        "Preteens.",
+        "Pretending to be happy.",
+        "Pretending to care.",
+        "Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Up Board Game.",
+        "Pterodactyl eggs.",
+        "Puberty.",
+        "Public ridicule.",
+        "Pulling out",
+        "Pumping out a baby every nine months.",
+        "Puppies!",
+        "Queefing.",
+        "Quiche.",
+        "Quivering jowls.",
+        "Racially-biased SAT questions.",
+        "Racism.",
+        "Raping and pillaging.",
+        "Re-gifting.",
+        "Repression,.",
+        "Republicans.",
+        "Revenge fucking.",
+        "Riding off into the sunset.",
+        "Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.",
+        "Rising from the grave.",
+        "Road head.",
+        "Robert Downey, Jr.",
+        "RoboCop.",
+        "Ronald Reagan.",
+        "Roofies.",
+        "Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.",
+        "Same-sex ice dancing.",
+        "Santa Claus.",
+        "Santa's heavy sack.",
+        "Sarah Palin.",
+        "Saxophone solos.",
+        "Scalping.",
+        "Science.",
+        "Scientology",
+        "Scrotal frostbite.",
+        "Scrotum tickling.",
+        "Scrubbing under the folds.",
+        "Sean Connery.",
+        "Sean Penn.",
+        "Seduction.",
+        "Self-loathing.",
+        "Seppuku.",
+        "Serfdom.",
+        "Several intertwining love stories featuring Hugh Grant.",
+        "Sexting.",
+        "Sexual humiliation.",
+        "Sexual tension.",
+        "Sexy pillow fights.",
+        "Sexy siamese twins.",
+        "Shaft.",
+        "Shapeshifters.",
+        "Shaquille O'Neal's acting career.",
+        "Sharing needles.",
+        "Skeletor.",
+        "Slow motion.",
+        "Smallpox blankets.",
+        "Smegma.",
+        "Sniffing glue.",
+        "Socks.",
+        "Soiling oneself.",
+        "Some really fucked-up shit.",
+        "Soup that is too hot.",
+        "Space Jam on VHS.",
+        "Space muffins.",
+        "Special musical guest, Cher.",
+        "Spectacular abs.",
+        "Sperm whales.",
+        "Spontaneous human combustion.",
+        "Spring break!",
+        "Statistically validated stereotypes.",
+        "Stephen Hawking talking dirty.",
+        "Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.",
+        "Stranger danger.",
+        "Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife.",
+        "Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.",
+        "Suicidal thoughts.",
+        "Sunshine and rainbows.",
+        "Surprise sex!",
+        "Survivor's guilt.",
+        "Sweet, sweet vengeance.",
+        "Swiftly achieving orgasm.",
+        "Switching to Geico.",
+        "Swooping.",
+        "Take-backsies.",
+        "Taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes.",
+        "Taking down Santa with a surface-to-air missiles.",
+        "Taking off your shirt.",
+        "Tangled Slinkys.",
+        "Tasteful sideboob.",
+        "Teaching a robot to love.",
+        "Team-building exercises.",
+        "Teenage pregnancy.",
+        "Tentacle porn.",
+        "Testicular torsion.",
+        "That thing that electrocutes your abs.",
+        "The American Dream.",
+        "The Big Bang.",
+        "The Blood of Christ.",
+        "The boners of the elderly.",
+        "The Care Bear Stare.",
+        "The Chinese gymnastics team.",
+        "The chronic.",
+        "The clitoris.",
+        "The corporations.",
+        "The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.",
+        "The day the birds attacked.",
+        "The Donald Trump Seal of Approval.",
+        "The economy.",
+        "The Fanta girls.",
+        "The folly of man.",
+        "The forbidden fruit.",
+        "The Force.",
+        "The four arms of Vishnu.",
+        "The gays.",
+        "The glass ceiling.",
+        "The Google.",
+        "The grey nutrient broth that sustains Mitt Romney.",
+        "The Gulags.",
+        "The Hamburglar.",
+        "The hardworking Mexican.",
+        "The harsh light of day.",
+        "The heart of a child.",
+        "The hiccups.",
+        "The Holy Bible.",
+        "The homosexual agenda.",
+        "The human body.",
+        "The Hustle.",
+        "The inevitable heat death of the universe.",
+        "The invisible hand.",
+        "The Jews.",
+        "The KKK.",
+        "The Kool-Aid Man.",
+        "The Little Engine That Could.",
+        "The Make-A-Wish foundation.",
+        "The mere concept of Applebee's.",
+        "The milk man.",
+        "The miracle of childbirth.",
+        "The mixing of the races.",
+        "The new Radiohead album.",
+        "The placenta.",
+        "The Pope.",
+        "The profoundly handicapped.",
+        "The Rapture.",
+        "The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.",
+        "The shambling corpse of Larry King.",
+        "The South.",
+        "The Star Wars Holiday Special.",
+        "The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge.",
+        "The Tempur-Pedic Swedish Sleep System.",
+        "The terrorists.",
+        "The Three-Fifths Compromise.",
+        "The tiny calloused hands of the Chinese  children that made this card.",
+        "The token minority.",
+        "The Trail of Tears.",
+        "The true meaning of Christmas.",
+        "The Ubermensch.",
+        "The underground railroad.",
+        "The violation of our most basic human rights.",
+        "The Virginia Tech Massacre.",
+        "The World of Warcraft.",
+        "Third base.",
+        "Tiny nipples.",
+        "Tom Cruise.",
+        "Tongue.",
+        "Toni Morrison's vagina.",
+        "Too much hair gel.",
+        "Tripping balls.",
+        "Two midgets shitting into a bucket.",
+        "Unfathomable stupidity.",
+        "Upgrading homeless people to mobile hotspots.",
+        "Uppercuts.",
+        "Vehicular manslaughter.",
+        "Viagra.",
+        "Vigilante justice.",
+        "Vigorous jazz hands.",
+        "Vikings.",
+        "Waiting 'til marriage.",
+        "Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.",
+        "Waterboarding.",
+        "Weapons-grade plutonium.",
+        "Wearing an octopus for a hat.",
+        "Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.",
+        "Whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about.",
+        "When you fart and a little bit comes out.",
+        "Whining like a little bitch.",
+        "Whipping a disobedient slave.",
+        "Whipping it out.",
+        "White people.",
+        "White privilege.",
+        "Wifely duties.",
+        "William Shatner.",
+        "Winking at old people.",
+        "Wiping her butt.",
+        "Women in yogurt commercials.",
+        "Women's suffrage.",
+        "Words, words, words.",
+        "World peace.",
+        "Yeast.",
+        "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.",
+        "Zeus's sexual appetites."
+      ]
+
+      route /humanity/, :go, command: true, help: { "lita humanity" => "Lita will play a random pair of cards from Cards Against Humanity" }
+
+      def go(response)
+        response.reply(BLACK_CARDS.sample)
+        response.reply(WHITE_CARDS.sample)
+      end
+
+    end
+
+    Lita.register_handler(AgainstHumanity)
+  end
+end

data/lib/lita-against-humanity.rb

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+require "lita"
+
+Lita.load_locales Dir[File.expand_path(
+  File.join("..", "..", "locales", "*.yml"), __FILE__
+)]
+
+require "lita/handlers/against_humanity"
+
+Lita::Handlers::AgainstHumanity.template_root File.expand_path(
+  File.join("..", "..", "templates"),
+ __FILE__
+)

data/lita-against-humanity.gemspec

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+Gem::Specification.new do |spec|
+  spec.name          = "lita-against-humanity"
+  spec.version       = "0.1.1"
+  spec.authors       = ["Johno"]
+  spec.email         = ["john.obrien@1minus1.com"]
+  spec.description   = "Plays a random pair of cards from Cards Against Humanity"
+  spec.summary       = "Plays a random pair of cards from Cards Against Humanity"
+  spec.homepage      = "https://github.com/muyjohno/lita-against-humanity"
+  spec.license       = "TODO: Add a license"
+  spec.metadata      = { "lita_plugin_type" => "handler" }
+
+  spec.files         = `git ls-files`.split($/)
+  spec.executables   = spec.files.grep(%r{^bin/}) { |f| File.basename(f) }
+  spec.test_files    = spec.files.grep(%r{^(test|spec|features)/})
+  spec.require_paths = ["lib"]
+
+  spec.add_runtime_dependency "lita", ">= 4.4"
+
+  spec.add_development_dependency "bundler", "~> 1.3"
+  spec.add_development_dependency "pry-byebug"
+  spec.add_development_dependency "rake"
+  spec.add_development_dependency "rack-test"
+  spec.add_development_dependency "rspec", ">= 3.0.0"
+end

data/locales/en.yml

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+en:
+  lita:
+    handlers:
+      against_humanity:

data/spec/lita/handlers/against_humanity_spec.rb

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+require "spec_helper"
+
+describe Lita::Handlers::AgainstHumanity, lita_handler: true do
+end

data/spec/spec_helper.rb

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+require "lita-against-humanity"
+require "lita/rspec"
+
+# A compatibility mode is provided for older plugins upgrading from Lita 3. Since this plugin
+# was generated with Lita 4, the compatibility mode should be left disabled.
+Lita.version_3_compatibility_mode = false

metadata

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+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
+name: lita-against-humanity
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+  version: 0.1.1
+platform: ruby
+authors:
+- Johno
+autorequire: 
+bindir: bin
+cert_chain: []
+date: 2015-07-03 00:00:00.000000000 Z
+dependencies:
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: lita
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '4.4'
+  type: :runtime
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '4.4'
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: bundler
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - ~>
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '1.3'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - ~>
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '1.3'
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: pry-byebug
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: rake
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: rack-test
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: rspec
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: 3.0.0
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: 3.0.0
+description: Plays a random pair of cards from Cards Against Humanity
+email:
+- john.obrien@1minus1.com
+executables: []
+extensions: []
+extra_rdoc_files: []
+files:
+- .gitignore
+- Gemfile
+- README.md
+- Rakefile
+- lib/lita-against-humanity.rb
+- lib/lita/handlers/against_humanity.rb
+- lita-against-humanity.gemspec
+- locales/en.yml
+- spec/lita/handlers/against_humanity_spec.rb
+- spec/spec_helper.rb
+- templates/.gitkeep
+homepage: https://github.com/muyjohno/lita-against-humanity
+licenses:
+- 'TODO: Add a license'
+metadata:
+  lita_plugin_type: handler
+post_install_message: 
+rdoc_options: []
+require_paths:
+- lib
+required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  requirements:
+  - - '>='
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  requirements:
+  - - '>='
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+requirements: []
+rubyforge_project: 
+rubygems_version: 2.4.6
+signing_key: 
+specification_version: 4
+summary: Plays a random pair of cards from Cards Against Humanity
+test_files:
+- spec/lita/handlers/against_humanity_spec.rb
+- spec/spec_helper.rb