libxslt-ruby 0.8.2-x86-mswin32-60 → 0.9.0-x86-mswin32-60
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- data/Rakefile +16 -37
- data/ext/libxslt/libxslt.c +3 -0
- data/ext/libxslt/libxslt.h +1 -1
- data/ext/libxslt/ruby_xslt_stylesheet.c +6 -6
- data/ext/libxslt/version.h +3 -3
- data/ext/mingw/Rakefile +18 -32
- data/ext/mingw/libexslt-0.dll +0 -0
- data/ext/mingw/libxslt-1.dll +0 -0
- data/ext/mingw/libxslt_ruby.so +0 -0
- data/ext/vc/libxslt_ruby.vcproj +2 -2
- data/test/files/commentary.dtd +34 -0
- data/{lib/text.xml → test/files/fuzface.xml} +154 -129
- data/test/files/fuzface.xsl +4 -0
- data/test/files/params.xml +2 -0
- data/test/files/params.xsl +11 -0
- data/test/files/ramblings.xsl +46 -0
- data/test/test_deprecated.rb +97 -0
- data/test/test_libxslt.rb +21 -0
- data/test/test_stylesheet.rb +108 -0
- data/test/test_suite.rb +3 -0
- metadata +19 -37
- data/doc/classes/LibXSLT.html +0 -126
- data/doc/classes/LibXSLT/XSLT.html +0 -196
- data/doc/classes/LibXSLT/XSLT/Stylesheet.html +0 -250
- data/doc/classes/LibXSLT/XSLT/TransformContext.html +0 -117
- data/doc/classes/LibXSLT/XSLTError.html +0 -131
- data/doc/classes/XSLT.html +0 -125
- data/doc/created.rid +0 -1
- data/doc/files/CHANGES.html +0 -204
- data/doc/files/LICENSE.html +0 -133
- data/doc/files/README.html +0 -302
- data/doc/files/ext/libxslt/libxslt_c.html +0 -101
- data/doc/files/ext/libxslt/ruby_xslt_stylesheet_c.html +0 -101
- data/doc/files/ext/libxslt/ruby_xslt_transform_context_c.html +0 -101
- data/doc/files/lib/libxslt/deprecated_rb.html +0 -101
- data/doc/files/lib/libxslt_rb.html +0 -116
- data/doc/files/lib/xslt_rb.html +0 -135
- data/doc/fr_class_index.html +0 -32
- data/doc/fr_file_index.html +0 -35
- data/doc/fr_method_index.html +0 -28
- data/doc/index.html +0 -24
- data/doc/rdoc-style.css +0 -208
- data/lib/libxslt-1.dll +0 -0
- data/lib/libxslt_ruby.so +0 -0
data/Rakefile
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# Default GEM Specification
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spec.author = "Charlie Savage"
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spec.email = "libxml-devel@rubyforge.org"
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spec.add_dependency('libxml-ruby','>=0.9.0')
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spec.platform = Gem::Platform::RUBY
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Rake::GemPackageTask.new(default_spec) do |pkg|
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data/ext/libxslt/libxslt.c
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<first_name>Sean</first_name>
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<last_name>Chittenden</last_name>
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<email>sean@chittenden.org</email>
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<date>$Date: 2008-07-09 23:35:19 -0600 (Wed, 09 Jul 2008) $</date>
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<id>$Id: fuzface.xml 58 2008-07-10 05:35:19Z cfis $</id>
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<title>Fuzface...</title>
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<subtitle>The Internet's a big place and here's some proof...</subtitle>
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I think it's a tragedy that I'm going to start off my new
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commentary by talking about facial hair and the Internet.
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Something about that just screams pathetic, but whatever: it's
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humor and that's life.
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I've been working at home for a while now, which has been great.
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I've been doing a lot of reading, good work, contributing to the
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FreeBSD project, and living life at my own pace. The problem?
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I don't have to interact with people, so I've let my appearance
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slide a bit, most notably I've gone two weeks without shaving
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Nothing is worse than going for a hard run, coming back, and
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then bending your head down so that the hairs under your chin
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touch the hairs on your neck. This has to be one of the most
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disgusting/gross feelings I've experienced in a while. While
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today wasn't the first time I'd experienced such a slimy tangled
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mess, it is the first time I seriously considered shaving part
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of my face, but not all of it: I was considering a beard.
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Alright, so it's 5pm and I'm a sweaty post-run mess (it was 110
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degrees in direct sunlight according to my thermometer) and
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advice, but he is: a) normally in another state, and; b) in
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another country right now probably growing a beard (he's
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face, sometimes he'll shape it into a decent beard). So, what's
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a tech-junkie to do? Hop on the Internet and see if Google's
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able to provide me with some inspiration.
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Sure enough, I typed in "pictures of bearded men" and I was able
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following thought process: <thought>This seems like a dumb
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New Years party. Why waste such an opportunity with a crappy
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kiss?</thought> And at about this point I said this page sucks,
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fashionably correct in terms of where a guy should shave under
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his neck, or what the deal was... I knew there were lots of
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styles out there, just none that I could picture in my mind
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long enough to be used as full-body covering. Oooh! And don't
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forget the Russian and Amish beards, those stand out in my mind
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too.). Google, being pretty comprehensive, and the Internet
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being huge, found the exact screwball page I was looking for:
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<url>http://fuzface-gallery.tripod.com/</url>
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entries that Google returned, or that the Internet is big enough
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to house such random gallery of crap, but it is and it never
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ceases to amaze me... it's almost as amazing as the fact that
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some bozo spent the time to create such a page. Don't people
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have lives? Oh wait, I just visited his page... so back to my
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There were tons of faces, lots of men, lots of hair, and plenty
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of styles to choose from. Page after page of faces and hair.
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the rebound though of shaving my head. Time to close my browser
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and hop in the shower: I reak. So what'd I do? Well, after
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looking through enough of those pictures, I decided a few
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I'm amazed that the Internet is big enough to foster the
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creation of such random and utterly useless information. Then
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again, I've been on and using the Net since '95, so this
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reapplications of shaving cream, and a few pases with the
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razor, it took me about 5-10 minutes to get a nice cleanly
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<crass comment>And - back me up here fellas, you can
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sympathize with this feeling after you get done looking
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through a magazine for a hair-cut style (ladies.. just smile
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and nod and pretend you care) - after looking at a few dozen
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pictures of men, I was able to safely reaffirm my desire for
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heterosexual relations (translation from Bill Clintonese: have
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sex with a woman). And with that thought in mind, I began to
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pine for the college porn collection of old. Mmmm,
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Playboy.</crass comment>
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::grin:: Until next time. -Sean
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