libxslt-ruby 0.8.0 → 0.8.2
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- data/README +163 -141
- data/Rakefile +129 -0
- data/doc/classes/LibXSLT.html +6 -0
- data/doc/classes/LibXSLT/XSLT.html +1 -12
- data/doc/classes/LibXSLT/XSLT/Stylesheet.html +5 -4
- data/doc/classes/LibXSLT/XSLT/TransformContext.html +6 -0
- data/doc/classes/LibXSLT/XSLTError.html +20 -0
- data/doc/classes/XSLT.html +15 -14
- data/doc/created.rid +1 -1
- data/doc/files/CHANGES.html +24 -3
- data/doc/files/LICENSE.html +2 -2
- data/doc/files/README.html +42 -9
- data/doc/files/ext/libxslt/libxslt_c.html +1 -1
- data/doc/files/ext/libxslt/ruby_xslt_stylesheet_c.html +1 -1
- data/doc/files/ext/libxslt/ruby_xslt_transform_context_c.html +1 -1
- data/doc/files/lib/libxslt/deprecated_rb.html +1 -1
- data/doc/files/lib/libxslt_rb.html +7 -1
- data/doc/files/lib/xslt_rb.html +135 -0
- data/doc/fr_file_index.html +1 -0
- data/ext/libxslt/version.h +2 -2
- data/ext/mingw/Rakefile +42 -0
- data/{vc → ext/vc}/libxslt_ruby.sln +3 -3
- data/{vc → ext/vc}/libxslt_ruby.vcproj +17 -18
- data/lib/libxslt.rb +10 -6
- data/lib/libxslt/deprecated.rb +57 -56
- data/lib/text.xml +129 -0
- data/lib/xslt.rb +15 -0
- metadata +31 -29
- data/mingw/libxslt-1.dll +0 -0
- data/mingw/libxslt_ruby.so +0 -0
data/doc/fr_file_index.html
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gem_specs = Gem::SourceIndex.from_installed_gems.search('libxml-ruby')
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<html><head><title>Ramblings - Fuzface... - The Internet's a big place and here's some proof...</title></head><body><h1>Fuzface...</h1><h3>The Internet's a big place and here's some proof...</h3>
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I think it's a tragedy that I'm going to start off my new
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FreeBSD project, and living life at my own pace. The problem?
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then bending your head down so that the hairs under your chin
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touch the hairs on your neck. This has to be one of the most
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disgusting/gross feelings I've experienced in a while. While
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today wasn't the first time I'd experienced such a slimy tangled
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mess, it is the first time I seriously considered shaving part
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of my face, but not all of it: I was considering a beard.
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Alright, so it's 5pm and I'm a sweaty post-run mess (it was 110
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degrees in direct sunlight according to my thermometer) and
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considering the possibility of growing a beard. Swifty nift?
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Maybe. This is something I'd never done before, let alone
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seriously consider. Normally I'd call my dad for such manly
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advice, but he is: a) normally in another state, and; b) in
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another country right now probably growing a beard (he's
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notorious for coming back from a trip with a gnarly unshaven
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face, sometimes he'll shape it into a decent beard). So, what's
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a tech-junkie to do? Hop on the Internet and see if Google's
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able to provide me with some inspiration.
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Sure enough, I typed in "pictures of bearded men" and I was able
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to find something: 14,000 pages of something to be exact.
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had some promise. One guy was trying to start a tradition where
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everyone grows a beard for New Years. As I was scrolling down
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the page trying to find some pictures, my mind was having the
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following thought process: <i>This seems like a dumb
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idea... New Years provides a perfectly good excuse to kiss some
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total stranger that you've had your eye on for the duration of a
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New Years party. Why waste such an opportunity with a crappy
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kiss?</i> And at about this point I said this page sucks,
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and flipped back to my search results.
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fashionably correct in terms of where a guy should shave under
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his neck, or what the deal was... I knew there were lots of
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styles out there, just none that I could picture in my mind
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(save maybe Santa Claus and a few really gnarly beards that are
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long enough to be used as full-body covering. Oooh! And don't
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forget the Russian and Amish beards, those stand out in my mind
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too.). Google, being pretty comprehensive, and the Internet
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being huge, found the exact screwball page I was looking for:
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http://fuzface-gallery.tripod.com/
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I don't know if I really should be amazed at the sheer number of
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entries that Google returned, or that the Internet is big enough
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to house such random gallery of crap, but it is and it never
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ceases to amaze me... it's almost as amazing as the fact that
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some bozo spent the time to create such a page. Don't people
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have lives? Oh wait, I just visited his page... so back to my
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There were tons of faces, lots of men, lots of hair, and plenty
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of styles to choose from. Page after page of faces and hair.
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the rebound though of shaving my head. Time to close my browser
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and hop in the shower: I reak. So what'd I do? Well, after
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looking through enough of those pictures, I decided a few
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I'm amazed that the Internet is big enough to foster the
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creation of such random and utterly useless information. Then
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again, I've been on and using the Net since '95, so this
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shouldn't surprise me that much.
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There are a lot of guys out there with varying tastes in,
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shall we say, "facial hair styles," most of which I find
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pretty unappealing.
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I don't like beards. After one clogged drain, two
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reapplications of shaving cream, and a few pases with the
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razor, it took me about 5-10 minutes to get a nice cleanly
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shaven face.
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<crass comment>And - back me up here fellas, you can
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sympathize with this feeling after you get done looking
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through a magazine for a hair-cut style (ladies.. just smile
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and nod and pretend you care) - after looking at a few dozen
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pictures of men, I was able to safely reaffirm my desire for
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heterosexual relations (translation from Bill Clintonese: have
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sex with a woman). And with that thought in mind, I began to
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pine for the college porn collection of old. Mmmm,
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Playboy.</crass comment>
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::grin:: Until next time. -Sean
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P.S. To the guys out there with beards, this is just my
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opinion: take it with a grain of salt.
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