lemurick 0.1.2 → 0.1.3

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data/README.md

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-WDI-3000 (Codename "Lemur")
+## Installation 
+
+```bash 
+gem install lemurick
+```
+
+## Random quote from random lemur
+
+```bash
+lemurick
+
+"One oil to rule them all."
+```
+
+## Random quote from specific lemur
+```bash
+lemurick andrew
+"keep your tenor high"
+
+lemurick matt 
+"truth is manners; manners are a fiction"
+
+lemurick aldric 
+"how fascinating!"
+
+lemurick yaniv
+"top of the morning to you"
+```
 
 
-<!--
-lemurs = %w(Amanda Thareef Christian Edward James Isul Ian Anderson Annie Bae Peter Evan Karynn Michael Denise Aaron Palermo Vadim Conrad Dave John Alisha Thomas Manini Mike Carson Gray)
--->

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/aldric.rb

@@ -23,6 +23,7 @@ module Lemurick
         'Ye olde guide to debugging/adding a feature to  Rails: route, controller, action, layout, view, model, data, database',
         'Fail fast',
         'Never use tabs when writing code (unless you are writing a Makefile)',
+        'Oh god oh god I broke everything oh god'
       ]
     end
   end

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/alisha.rb

@@ -1,4 +1,22 @@
 module Lemurick
   class Alisha
+
+    def speak
+      quotes.sample
+    end
+
+    def quotes
+      [
+        "Can you go back to the other screen",
+        "Wait, what's happening?",
+        "What's for lunch?",
+        "Let's do some yoga",
+        "I love cake decorating!",
+        "Chicago is awesome",
+        "Here, have some turmeric",
+        "This coffee is the worst",
+        "Let's play flip cup!"
+      ]
+    end
   end
 end

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/amanda.rb

@@ -1,4 +1,19 @@
 module Lemurick
   class Amanda
+    def speak
+      quotes.sample
+    end
+
+    def quotes
+      [
+        'Lobster is the second worst font of all time.',
+        'cashew cheese',
+        'Go Packers',
+        'Ted stole my style today... again.',
+        'Who wants to go to Cinnamon Snail? VANILLA BOURBON CREME BRULEE DOUGHNUTS GUYS',
+        'What are you reading now Carson?',
+        'I love Futura'
+      ]
+    end
   end
 end

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/anderson.rb

@@ -1,4 +1,18 @@
 module Lemurick
   class Anderson
+  	def speak
+  		quotes.sample
+  	end
+
+  	def quotes
+  		[
+  			"The untold tragedy of the Titanic is the iceburg.",
+  			"Forest Gump could run, but he couldn't run that fast.",
+  			"Miguel's Cheddar Jalapeno Biscuits.",
+  			"' . . . '"
+  		]
+
+  	end
+
   end
 end

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/annie.rb

@@ -1,4 +1,19 @@
 module Lemurick
   class Annie
+    def speak
+      quotes.sample
+    end
+
+    def quotes
+      [
+        "I can't even",
+        "Like, that's so basic",
+        "Ugh. It's snow.",
+        "Help me, I'm poor :(",
+        "Hiiii",
+        "I drooled on the bus on my way to school"
+      ]
+    end
+
   end
-end
+end

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/bae.rb

@@ -1,4 +1,18 @@
 module Lemurick
   class Bae
+    def speak
+      quotes.sample
+    end
+
+    def quotes
+      [
+        "I can't even",
+        "Like, that's so basic",
+        "Ugh. It's snow.",
+        "Help me, I'm poor :(",
+        "Hiiii",
+        "I drooled on the bus on my way to school"
+      ]
+    end
   end
-end
+end

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/carson.rb

@@ -1,4 +1,21 @@
 module Lemurick
   class Carson
+    def speak
+      quotes.sample
+    end
+
+    def quotes
+      [
+        "Hey guys, I read the complete works of #{self.author} last night",
+        "*sardonic wit*",
+        "So what I was born in the 90s, the AARP and I happen to share a very similar subset of interests",
+        "Whan that april with his shores soothe, the doughte of march hath pereced to the route...",
+        "I'll let you finish your drink, but first let me ask you this incredibly complex philisophical dilemma"
+      ]
+    end
+
+    def author
+      ["David Foster Wallace", "Chaucer", "Joyce", "Seventeen Magazine", "Keats"].sample
+    end
   end
 end

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/christian.rb

@@ -1,4 +1,18 @@
 module Lemurick
   class Christian
+    def speak
+      quotes.sample
+    end
+
+    def quotes
+      [
+        '*Golf Clap*',
+        '*Obnoxious Laugh*',
+        'I love PCs',
+        'I\'m thinking pizza',
+        'I\'ve ruined everything',
+        'Anyone else want beers?'
+      ]
+    end
   end
 end

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/conrad.rb

@@ -1,4 +1,18 @@
 module Lemurick
   class Conrad
+    def speak
+      quotes.sample
+    end
+
+    def quotes
+      [
+        'Shhhh',
+        'Fist to Five plus Six',
+        'Gameplay',
+        'Sweet Christmas',
+        'Denise? Denise??',
+    
+      ]
+    end
   end
 end

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/dave.rb

@@ -1,4 +1,18 @@
 module Lemurick
   class Dave
+    def speak
+      quotes.sample
+    end
+
+    def quotes
+      [
+        "Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
+
+Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
+
+But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.",
+        "lol"
+      ]
+    end
   end
 end

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/denise.rb

@@ -1,4 +1,26 @@
 module Lemurick
   class Denise
+    def speak
+      quotes.sample
+    end
+
+    def quotes
+      [
+        "Guys, it's snowing",
+        "Snacks?!",
+        "Animate me lunch",
+        "I'm hungry",
+        "Ignoreignoreignore",
+        "I like my dressing with a sprinkle of lettuce",
+        "Who's ready for happy hour?",
+        "Of course I'm going! Free food & beer obvi"
+      ].map{|string| string + jamaica}
+
+
+    end
+
+    def jamaica
+      "... mon"
+    end
   end
 end

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/edward.rb

@@ -1,4 +1,18 @@
 module Lemurick
   class Edward
+    def speak
+      quotes.sample
+    end
+
+    def quotes
+      [
+        "Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.",
+        "A mind is a terrible thing.",
+        "DINOCOMPARE!!!",
+        "Ooooo I'm a demure lemure...",
+        "Imitation is the highest form of flatulence.",
+        "A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first. - Oscar Levant"
+      ]
+    end
   end
 end

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/evan.rb

@@ -1,4 +1,22 @@
 module Lemurick
   class Evan
+    def speak
+      quotes.sample
+    end
+
+    def quotes
+      [
+        "You can take my wives, but you'll never take my freedom",
+        "Put it in a <div>",
+        "It's cold outside, you should dump a glass of egg nog down the back of your shirt",
+        "It's like my great grandfather always says 'dsafjlksadfsdal;;; the nurses are stealing my money' "
+      ]
+    end
+    
+    def coffee
+      "...I need to get coffee."
+
+      "(seven hours late Evan returns only to find that his wife of 3 years has left him, leaving him with the realization that he never had a wife"
+    end
   end
 end

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/gray.rb

@@ -1,4 +1,16 @@
 module Lemurick
   class Gray
+    def speak
+      quotes.sample
+    end
+
+    def quotes
+      [
+        "it\'s wierd man!",
+        "who got to #{rand(4..8)} jezzballs?",
+        "something something jezzballssszzz"
+      ]
+    end
+
   end
-end
+end

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/ian.rb

@@ -1,4 +1,28 @@
 module Lemurick
   class Ian
+    def speak
+      quotes.sample
+    end
+
+    def quotes
+      [
+        "There has to be a gif for that.",
+        "I need to be camping right now.",
+        "To be old and wise, one must first be young and stupid.",
+        "I am going to the gym.",
+        "Skiing?",
+        "Does anyone know how to make money off of this?",
+        "What? This is free?",
+        "Do you... tango?",
+        "Puppies!",
+        "This is not a problem.",
+        "When I was a boy, I had to walk up hill to school both ways in a blizzard fighting bears all the way.",
+        "You are a menace.",
+        "I am happy.",
+        "I am going to miss you guys.",
+        "Every end is a beginning. "
+      ]
+    end
+
   end
-end
+end

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/john.rb

@@ -1,4 +1,22 @@
 module Lemurick
   class John
+    def speak
+      quotes.sample
+    end
+
+    def quotes
+      [
+        'When I was at American Express...',
+        "*finds gifs*",
+        'I just did it over the weekend',
+        "I'm going home",
+        "I didn't find it difficult but I said it was so that I'd seem to be on the same page as everyone else",
+        "I'm not good at this",
+        "Have you done the homework yet",
+        "What did you get?",
+        "interesting..."
+      ]
+    end
+
   end
-end
+end

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/karynn.rb

@@ -1,4 +1,20 @@
 module Lemurick
   class Karynn
+
+    def speak
+      quotes.sample
+    end
+
+    def quotes
+      [
+        "Queue me for help",
+        "COFFEE",
+        "I can't think of quotes",
+        ":)",
+        ":D",
+        "^_^"
+      ]
+    end
+
   end
-end
+end

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/matt.rb

@@ -1,4 +1,21 @@
 module Lemurick
   class Matt
+    def speak
+      quotes.sample
+    end
+
+    def quotes
+      [
+        "Comparison is the thief of joy",
+        "Truth is manners; manners are a fiction",
+        "Ho ho ho; ha ha ha",
+        "Wisdom in youth is an abomination",
+        "Dubious",
+      ].map{|string| string + coconut_oil}
+    end
+
+    def coconut_oil
+      "...with coconut oil"
+    end
   end
-end
+end

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/michael.rb

@@ -1,4 +1,16 @@
 module Lemurick
   class Michael
+    def speak
+      quotes.sample
+    end
+    def quotes
+      [
+        "...",
+        "I'm still working on auto-complete.",
+        "I just wasted an hour on 'fucntion'",
+        "Your code works now.",
+        "I'm going to soul-fixins",
+      ]
+    end
   end
 end

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/mike.rb

@@ -1,4 +1,14 @@
 module Lemurick
   class Mike
+
+    def speak
+      quotes.sample
+    end
+
+    def quotes
+      ["white pizza with prosciutto and goat cheese",
+       "placeholder", "third quote"]
+    end
+    
   end
 end

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/palermo.rb

@@ -1,4 +1,18 @@
 module Lemurick
   class Palermo
+
+  	def speak
+  		quotes.sample
+  	end
+
+  	def quotes
+  		[
+  			"I like Rails",
+  			"Rails is great",
+  			"Fuck! why is this not working?!?",
+  			"Life is good",
+  			"When are we going to do more rails stuff?"
+  		]
+    end
   end
-end
+end

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/peter.rb

@@ -1,4 +1,15 @@
 module Lemurick
   class Peter
+  	def speak
+  		quotes.sample
+  	end
+  	def quotes
+  		[
+  			"Bruce Springsteen sucks",
+  			"We should all aspire to be a little more like Danza",
+  			"It's unbelievable that the President was once named Herbert",
+  			"As Thomas Aquinas said, there shall come a time when a man is not measured by his deeds, but by the size and magnitude of his pompadour"
+  		]
+  	end
   end
 end

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/thareef.rb

@@ -1,4 +1,17 @@
 module Lemurick
   class Thareef
+    def speak
+      quotes.sample
+    end
+
+    def quotes
+      [
+        "What's cracking, gents?",
+        "I took the lift",
+        "Cheers mate",
+        "I'm going for a smoke",
+        "It's 2 degrees Celcius"
+      ]
+    end
   end
-end
+end

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/thomas.rb

@@ -1,4 +1,19 @@
 module Lemurick
   class Thomas
+
+    def speak
+      quotes.sample
+    end
+
+    def quotes
+      [
+        "The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential... these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.",
+        "Truth is manners; manners are a fiction",
+        "stufffffff",
+        "You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.",
+        "More quotes"
+      ]
+    end
+
   end
-end
+end

data/lib/lemurick/lemurs/vadim.rb

@@ -1,4 +1,17 @@
 module Lemurick
   class Vadim
+  	def speak
+  		quotes.sample
+  	end
+
+  	def quotes
+  		[
+  			"Yo Andre smoke",
+  			"I am not sure what I am doing",
+  			"Nothing",
+
+  		]
+  	end
+
   end
-end
+end

data/lib/lemurick/version.rb

@@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
 module Lemurick
-  VERSION = "0.1.2"
+  VERSION = "0.1.3"
 end

metadata

@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 --- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
 name: lemurick
 version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
-  version: 0.1.2
+  version: 0.1.3
 platform: ruby
 authors:
 - amadden80