joshman 0.0.1

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data/Rakefile

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+require 'rake/testtask'
+
+Rake::TestTask.new do |t|
+  t.libs << 'test'
+end
+
+desc "Run tests"
+task :default => :test

data/bin/joshman

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+#!/usr/bin/env ruby
+
+require 'joshman'
+puts Joshman.hi(ARGV[0])

data/lib/joshman.rb

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+class Joshman
+  
+  def self.hi
+    %x( say "Hello world, I am Joshman, the founder of the famously successful Facebook page: Josh Cameron's Opinions on Things. Please try Joshman.opinion to get an opinion." )
+    puts "Hello world, I am Joshman, the founder of the famously successful Facebook page: Josh Cameron's Opinions on Things. Please try Joshman.opinion to get an opinion."
+  end
+
+  def self.opinion
+  	opinion = File.readlines("lib/opinions.txt").sample.chomp()
+  	%x( say "#{opinion}" )
+  	puts opinion
+  end
+
+  def self.tests
+  	"i hate tests!"
+  end
+
+end

data/lib/opinions.txt

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+How do I find the counter culture?
+I’m not really sure how I feel about being referred to as lil bitch. Kinda has a ring to it.
+I forgot that nursing is just this whole community of single women.
+I’m glad that I don’t have those magic powers cause they really have more downsides than good sides.
+I just think it’s a negative thing to get into, trying to hurt people.
+I don’t think you can do good things to a voodoo doll.
+I would like a cooler, it'll make me cooler.
+It's kind of rude to just disconnect someone's speaker isn't it?
+Ahhhhhh. I was in Workplace, that’s why I couldn’t find my bot.
+Finally figured out GET requests so now the joshbot is at full functionality. Pls message me your feature requests friends.
+Pro tip: don't buy a coat when it's winter and starts getting cold. Wait a couple months for the black friday sales #fashion #finance
+If you don’t write your ideas on yellow post-its and decorate your house with them, are they really even good ideas?
+Because I played Age Of Empires as a child, I am now the Chief Strategy Officer at an international software company. #itsawonder #wololo #nutrigrain #joshman
+If you were the first person on earth, what word would you try to create first? I am going with "you".
+There shouldn't be a stigma about going to the movies alone, I do it all the time. The activity where you can't talk to someone should be the one you can do alone.
+Tinder is the opposite of porn site advertisements. There actually are a ton of hot singles in my area, but none of them are interested in me.
+I bought a new chair for the Chicago residence (Aldi, $59.00) , but I think I am appreciating the box it came in more so far.
+I had a dream I was lying down in front of a room full of students telling them about SAAS products. I was just lying there yelling "everyone should use Crunchboards!"
+I had a dream I was lying down in front of a room full of students telling them about SAAS products. I was just lying there yelling "everyone should use Crunchboards!"
+Why do Samsung have tablets? I can't even fit them in my mouth.
+Breadcrumbs are the dandruff of the food world.
+Why is all my things so shit.
+You could easily fit 500 people in here.
+Hi kids, my name is Josh and I work here at K-Mart. We've got lots of fun things to play with, unfortunately, your mum and dad's trolley isn't one of them.
+My local Radio Rentals shop is closing down. Any suggestions for where I should rent my radios from now?
+The great thing about the cloud is that when you run out of laptop battery you can just buy a new one and all your data is still there.
+It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
+Do not, I repeat DO NOT search for 'joshman' on google images. You have been warned.
+I just don't think I would have made it as Jesus.
+Nobody could call me so I disconnected all of my friends phones. If your phone is still connected you're not my friend.
+I'm am opinion leader. That's why I get free red bull.
+I just met Nick, I didn't know Nick but he knew me from this page. Congratulations everyone, we have gone viral.
+I love weekends because I can work on work without doing any work.
+Nobody loves me.
+Do they not eat desert in Korea?
+I don't like happiness.
+Are coconuts a thing? Yes, therefore I am an expert on them.
+He told me to let me know if I have any more ideas. I have fucktons of ideas, he's really going to regret that.
+I don't know... I just feel braver when I'm eating Subway.
+Did you know that KFC stands for Keen For Chicken???????
+I think I'm going to find some new Chrome extensions tonight.
+She's just so pleased that Jesus has risen, that she goes around giving me money.
+I am telling people at university of SA where their book shop is. I've really blended in fast.
+I really need to come up with a better strategy for lunch, than just not eating it.
+This stupid ham needs scissors. Who has scissors when you want ham?
+I think Christmas was just invented by Big W to sell more cards.
+The more monitors you have plugged in, the more powerful you are destined to be.
+I read about conspiracy theories of people who run the world so I can learn how to run the world. #whorunstheworld #joshman
+Did you know there is another half of Malaysia? #geography
+Thick crust pizza makes me sleepy.
+I reckon I walk at least 30% faster than the speed Google maps uses to calculate a walking rout .
+I went as myself to a superhero dress up party because I consider my self as a superhero.
+I am not a fan of how so many of your Facebook comments seem to be aimed at ridiculing me.
+I think we should make an infographic of something.
+I propose that more props be used when propositioning proposals regarding propriety property. Apropos of this propaganda I propose more propane.
+I don't think we are going to be able to do this with just five pillars. Every time you use a pillar you need to add another pillar. Share if you agree.
+Don't be stupid, never play cupid. #romance #love
+76.8 % of you realise that socialism is the root of all feral kat related issues #thatswhatsup
+I don't need a last name. I already have two first names.
+Just to clarify, this page is not a cash for comment type thing. I won't accept money to promote any online deals.
+I think I need a new nickname. Do people prefer Joshman or Joshy?
+Why are you calling me from a private number? Are you trying to trick me into answering.
+I would highly recommend getting a Google Chrome book. They turn on in less than 10 seconds which means I can tell people about my opinions with minimum delay.
+You know what I'm opposed to? Sink strainers.
+I feel like much more of a wanker than usual when I'm wearing my watch with a short sleeve shirt. #watchout
+To be honest, if I don't know it, the probability of no one else knowing it is quite high.
+Fast computers are overrated. Give me a good old fashioned laggy typewriter any day.
+There are two types of people in this world. People who don't cheat at board games, and Tasmin.
+The more tabs you have open, the more work you are getting done.
+I thought I was wrong once. Turns out the universe was still catching up.
+If you live in a glass house, get changed in the basement.
+We really just could have won this game if we didn’t get so few runs
+I don’t think getting into a relationship with a country musician is a good idea. They are trying to get into bad relationships so they can write about them. Though, I do tend to have bad relationships.
+I renamed the tabs in my terminal and now I look so much more legit
+What are abs? Maybe it’s brisket.
+I think all the drama about being homeless is a bit overdone.
+I really like that sufjan Stevens Chicago song. It almost makes you think Chicago won’t be horrendous.
+When you look at someone’s face it’s hard to measure it.

data/test/test_joshman.rb

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+require 'minitest/autorun'
+require 'joshman'
+
+class JoshmanTest < Minitest::Test
+  def test_basic
+    assert_equal "i hate tests!", Joshman.tests
+  end
+end

metadata

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+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
+name: joshman
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+  version: 0.0.1
+platform: ruby
+authors:
+- Jillian Schuller
+autorequire: 
+bindir: bin
+cert_chain: []
+date: 2019-03-11 00:00:00.000000000 Z
+dependencies: []
+description: One man's opinions
+email: schullerjillian@gmail.com
+executables: []
+extensions: []
+extra_rdoc_files: []
+files:
+- Rakefile
+- bin/joshman
+- lib/joshman.rb
+- lib/opinions.txt
+- test/test_joshman.rb
+homepage: http://rubygems.org/gems/joshman
+licenses: []
+metadata: {}
+post_install_message: 
+rdoc_options: []
+require_paths:
+- lib
+required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  requirements:
+  - - ">="
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  requirements:
+  - - ">="
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+requirements: []
+rubyforge_project: 
+rubygems_version: 2.7.4
+signing_key: 
+specification_version: 3
+summary: JCOOT!
+test_files:
+- test/test_joshman.rb