hobos 0.0.8 → 9001.0.0

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  # unless supporting rvm < 1.11.0 or doing something fancy, ignore this:
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  source "https://rubygems.org"
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+ gem 'rspec'
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+ gem 'pry'
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  PATH
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  remote: .
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  specs:
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- hobos (0.0.6)
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+ hobos (9001.0.0)
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  GEM
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  remote: https://rubygems.org/
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  specs:
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+ coderay (1.1.1)
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  diff-lcs (1.2.5)
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- domain_name (0.5.23)
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- unf (>= 0.0.5, < 1.0.0)
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- http-cookie (1.0.2)
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- domain_name (~> 0.5)
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- mechanize (2.7.3)
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- domain_name (~> 0.5, >= 0.5.1)
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- http-cookie (~> 1.0)
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- mime-types (~> 2.0)
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- net-http-digest_auth (~> 1.1, >= 1.1.1)
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- net-http-persistent (~> 2.5, >= 2.5.2)
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- nokogiri (~> 1.4)
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- ntlm-http (~> 0.1, >= 0.1.1)
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- webrobots (>= 0.0.9, < 0.2)
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- mime-types (2.4.3)
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- mini_portile (0.6.2)
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- net-http-digest_auth (1.4)
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- net-http-persistent (2.9.4)
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- nokogiri (1.6.6.2)
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- mini_portile (~> 0.6.0)
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- ntlm-http (0.1.1)
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+ method_source (0.8.2)
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+ pry (0.10.4)
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+ coderay (~> 1.1.0)
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+ method_source (~> 0.8.1)
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+ slop (~> 3.4)
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- unf (0.1.4)
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- unf_ext
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- unf_ext (0.0.6)
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  PLATFORMS
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  ruby
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  DEPENDENCIES
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  bundler (~> 1.6)
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  hobos!
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+ BUNDLED WITH
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+ 1.13.6
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  # Hobos
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- A simple wrapper to return hobos.
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+ A simple wrapper to return hobos. Sometimes Lorem Ipsum names get boring.
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  ## Why?
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- Fuck off and read a hobo name.
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+ Why not? Lorem Ipsum gets old.
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  ## Installation:
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  ```BASH
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  ```
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  And now...
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  $ hobos
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  #=> Big-Tipper Silas Fake-Nickel
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  ```
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+
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+ ### Awareness
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+ Homelessness is a large problem in the major cities of the United States. This repository in no way is met to make fun of people
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+ who are in the a very weak position societally. I heavily recommend donating to your local homeless shelter, or volunteering time.
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+ There are also great organizations like [Volunteers For America](http://www.voa.org/homeless-people) and [The National Coalition for the Homeless](http://nationalhomeless.org/). To find a shelter in your area you can donate to, check [here](http://www.homelessshelterdirectory.org/).
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  require 'hobos'
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- $api = Hobos::Api.new
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-
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- if ARGV[0]
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- puts $api.hobo ARGV[0]
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- else
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- puts $api.hobo
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- end
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+ puts Hobos.hobo
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  spec.authors = ["Robert H Grayson II"]
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- require 'mechanize'
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  module Hobos
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- HOBOS_URL = "http://www.e-hobo.com/hoboes/"
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- class Api
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- def initialize
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- @browser = Browser.new.browser
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- end
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-
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- def hobo
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- clean_name(try_hobo(false))
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- end
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-
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- def hobo_by_id id
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- begin
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- clean_name(@browser.get("#{HOBOS_URL}#{id}").at('span').children.last.to_s)
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- rescue
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- ''
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- end
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- end
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-
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- private
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- def try_hobo found_hobo
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- unless found_hobo
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- resp = @browser.get("#{HOBOS_URL}#{rand(1..700)}").at('span').children.last.to_s
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- if resp == ""
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- else
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- found_hobo = true
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- end
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- end
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- resp
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- end
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-
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- def clean_name hobo_name
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- hobo_name.gsub!('#', '')
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- hobo_name.gsub!(': ', '')
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- hobo_name
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- end
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- end
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-
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- class Browser
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- attr_accessor :browser
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- def initialize
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- end
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+ def self.hobo
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+ @hobos = ["Stewbuilder Dennis",
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+ "Cholly the Yegg",
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+ "Holden the Expert Dreamtwister",
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+ "The Rza",
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+ "Jack Skunk",
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+ "Jack Skunk Fils",
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+ "Lord Dan X. Still-Standing",
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+ "Marlon Fitz-fancy",
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+ "Bazino Bazino, The Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire",
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+ "Whispering-Lies McGruder",
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+ "Nit Louse",
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+ "Dan'l Dinsmore Tackadoo",
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+ "Hobo Zero",
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+ "The Silver Jacket Man",
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+ "No-Shoulders Smalltooth Jones",
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+ "Sistery Brothery Nabob",
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+ "Name Withheld",
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+ "Staniel the Spaniel",
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+ "Frederick Bannister, the Tree Surgeon",
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+ "Tarnose Cohen",
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+ "Mr. Wilson Fancypants",
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+ "Floyd Dangle",
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+ "Shane Stoopback",
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+ "Wicked Paul Fourteen-Toes",
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+ "Normal-Face Olaf",
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+ "Tearbaby Hannity Stoop",
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+ "The Damned Swede",
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+ "Pierre Tin-Hat",
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+ "Ol' Barb Stab-You-Quick",
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+ "Mr. Whist",
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+ "James Fenimore Cooper",
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+ "Twistback John, the Scoliosis Sufferer",
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+ "Sweet Daddy Champagne",
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+ "Senator Cletus Scoffpossum",
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+ "Horus, the Bird-Headed Fool",
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+ "50-Tooth Slim",
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+ "Monk, the Monkey Man",
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+ "Thad the Bunter",
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+ "Balloonpopper Chillingsworth",
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+ "All-but-Dissertation Tucker Dummychuck",
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+ "Finnish Jim",
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+ "Flemish Jim",
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+ "Foreign Tomas, the Strangetalker",
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+ "Roadhouse Ogilvy and Sons",
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+ "Jokestealer John Selden",
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+ "Giancarlo, Master of the Metal Trapeze",
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+ "Dr. Bill Stain-Chin, the Boxcar Medic",
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+ "Boxcar Ted",
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+ "Boxcar Mick",
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+ "Boxcars [sic] Timothy Twin",
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+ "Boxcar Jones, the Boxcar Benjamin Disraeli",
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+ "Boxcar Aldous Huxley",
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+ "JR Lintstockings",
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+ "Gila Monster Jr.",
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+ "Irontrousers the Strong",
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+ "'X,' the Anonymous Man or Woman",
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+ "Orphaned Reynaldo, the Child with Haunting Eyes",
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+ "Reynaldo Reynaldoson, Who Will One Day Kill His Father",
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+ "Thoughtless Harry Hsu",
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+ "Clinical Psychiatrist Huga Rivera",
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+ "Peter Ox-Hands",
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+ "Ponytail Douglas Winthrop",
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+ "Lil' Jonny Songbird, the Songbird-Eater",
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+ "King Snake: The Eternal Mystery",
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+ "Ghostly Nose Silvie",
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+ "Fonzie",
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+ "DiCapa the Hound",
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+ "Beef-or-Chicken Bob Nubbins",
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+ "Honest Amelia Dirt",
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+ "Slow Motion Jones",
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+ "Canadian Football Pete",
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+ "Meep Meep, the Italian Tailor",
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+ "Jonathan William Coulton, the Colchester Kid",
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+ "Maria the Pumpkin-Patch Crooner",
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+ "Bix Shmix",
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+ "Vice President Garrett Hobart",
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+ "Stun Gun Jones",
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+ "Prostate Davey",
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+ "Flea Stick",
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+ "Niles Butterbal, the Frozen Turkey",
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+ "Todd Four-Flush",
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+ "Stick-Legs McOhio",
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+ "The Unanswered Question of Timothy",
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+ "Mickey the Assistant Manager",
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+ "Guesstimate Jones",
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+ "Goofus",
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+ "Gallant",
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+ "Sir Roundbelly DeDelight",
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+ "Newton Fig",
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+ "Chicken Nugget Will",
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+ "Parlor Peter, the Sneak Thief",
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+ "Ovid",
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+ "Bathsheba Ditz",
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+ "Alan Pockmark, Esq.",
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+ "Lolly Hoot Holler",
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+ "Von Skump",
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+ "Lonnie Choke",
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+ "Chisolm Chesthair",
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+ "Freak Le Freak, the Freakster",
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+ "Rex Spangler, the Bedazzler",
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+ "Randall Mouth-Harp",
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+ "Chrysler LeBaron",
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+ "The Fishin' Physician",
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+ "Persuasive Frederick",
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+ "Celestial Stubbs",
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+ "Teary-Eyed Fingal",
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+ "Mairah Nix",
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+ "Cthulhu Carl",
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+ "Del Folksy-Beard",
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+ "No-Banjo Burnes",
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+ "Chainmail Giles Godfrey",
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+ "Lois 'Charles' Ladyfinger",
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+ "Plausible Zane Scarrey",
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+ "Huckle Smothered",
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+ "Mmmmm Dandy Dundee",
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+ "Mountain-Humper Edgar Ames",
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+ "Spasmodic Hilary",
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+ "Doc Aquatic",
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+ "Molly Bewigged",
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+ "Cincinnati O'Gurk",
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+ "Metuchen O'Sullivan",
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+ "Cherry Hill O'Manley",
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+ "Cheesequake O'Lennox",
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+ "Booper O'Montauk",
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+ "Zaxxon Galaxian",
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+ "Drinky Drunky Thom, the Drunk",
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+ "Terry Gross",
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+ "Spooky-Night Spooky Day",
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+ "Zipgun Gloucester Gluck",
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+ "Human Hair Frum",
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+ "Sherlock-Holmes-Hat Carl III",
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+ "Patrick Intergalatic",
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+ "Abmidextrous Stang",
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+ "Yum-Yum Sinclair Snowballeater",
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+ "Ponzi-Scheme Jeremiah Ponzi",
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+ "Toodles Strunk",
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+ "Monkeybars Matthew Manx",
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+ "Pineneedle-Jacket Jericho Fop",
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+ "Robert the Tot",
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+ "Robert the Child-Size",
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+ "Robert the Minuscule",
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+ "Robert the Wee",
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+ "Robert Fits-in-a-Case",
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+ "Robert Eats-for-Free",
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+ "Robert Is-He-an-Elf?",
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+ "Dennis Big-Ear Fox",
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+ "Jethro the Pagan",
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+ "Asterix the Gaul",
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+ "Black Bolt, King of the Inhumans",
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+ "Strictly Local Henry Bobtail",
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+ "Manny the High-Ranking Mason",
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+ "Fry-Pan Jim Fry",
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+ "Slo-Mo Deuteronomy",
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+ "Half-Bearded Mark",
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+ "Knee-Brace Kenny",
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+ "Morris the Personal Trainer",
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+ "Thundertwine",
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+ "Cleats Onionpocket",
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+ "Deformed Abe",
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+ "Trainwhistle Abejundio",
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+ "David No-Ears",
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+ "Achilles Snail-Hair the Buddha",
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+ "Frog-Eatin' Lou",
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+ "Admiral's Club Wilbur",
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+ "Max Meatboots, the First-Class Lounger",
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+ "Dora the Explorer",
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+ "Ms. Mary Manx, the Tailless Cat",
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+ "Free-Peanuts Doug",
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+ "Steve the Human Tunneler",
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+ "Redball Charlie Dickens",
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+ "Twink the Reading-Room Snoozer",
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+ "Microfiche Roy, the Side-Scroller",
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+ "McGurk, Who May Be Found by the Card Catalogue",
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+ "Booster D'Souza",
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+ "Commodore Sixty-Four",
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+ "Moped Enid, the Mopedist",
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+ "Lamant the Junkman",
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+ "Fast-Neck Nell",
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+ "Bill Never-Uses-a-Cookbook",
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+ "Bee-Beard",
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+ "Lil' Max Meatboots",
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+ "The Personal Secretary to Jed",
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+ "Dee Snider",
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+ "Sausage Patty",
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+ "Desert Locust",
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+ "Gummy Miles",
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+ "Gyppo Moot, the Enigma Machine",
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+ "Ol' Stiffpants",
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+ "Skywise the Sexual Elf",
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+ "Craine T. Eyebrow-Smeller",
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+ "Lonely Heiney Alan Meister",
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+ "Shakey Aitch the Boneyard Concierge",
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+ "Woody Damn",
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+ "Alatar",
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+ "Pallando",
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+ "Saltfish Bunyan",
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+ "Poor, Poor, Poor Charlie Short",
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+ "Venomous Byron",
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+ "Five-Chambered-Stomach Mort St. John",
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+ "Gravybelly Dunstan",
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+ "Extra-Skin Dave",
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+ "Beanbag-Chair Bill",
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+ "Grant Sharpnails, the Scratcher",
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+ "Tommy Lice-Comb",
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+ "'Medicated Shampoo' Jonah Jump",
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+ "General Woundwort, the Giant Rabbit",
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+ "Genius L. Cravat, the Gentleman",
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+ "Giant Bat Wings Roland",
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+ "Nick Nolte",
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+ "Salty Salty Friday",
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+ "Fatman and the Creature",
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+ "Cecelia Graveside",
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+ "Hoosegow Earl French",
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+ "Stymie Stonewrist",
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+ "Roadrunner 'Meep Meep' Fabong",
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+ "Bruised-Rib Johansson, the Beefer",
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+ "Joachim Bat-in-Hair",
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+ "Food-Eating Micah",
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+ "Rubbery Dmitry, the Mad Monk",
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+ "Honey Bunches of Donald",
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+ "Crispy Morton",
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+ "Feminine Forearms Rosengarten",
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+ "Two-Headed Mike Hoover",
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+ "Manny Stillwaggon, the Man with the Handlebar Eyebrows",
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+ "Bean-Hoarder Newt",
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+ "Texas Emil",
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+ "The Moor of Venice",
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+ "Averroes Nix",
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+ "Human Hair Blanket Morris Burnes",
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+ "Canadian Paul Tough",
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+ "Crooner Sy",
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+ "Manuel Pants-Too-High",
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+ "Sylvia Patience Hidden-Forks",
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+ "Sung, the Land Pirate",
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+ "Opie, the Boston Bum",
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+ "Hard-Flossing Hope Peak",
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+ "Stingo the Bandana Origami Prodigy",
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+ "Franklin Ape and His Inner Ear Infection",
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+ "Questionable-Judgement Theodore Stomachbrace",
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+ "Thermos H. Christ",
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+ "Sir Mix-a-Lot",
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+ "The Nine Doctor Whos",
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+ "Lord Winston Two-Monocles",
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+ "The Freewheelin' Barry Sin",
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+ "Diego the Spark-Spitter",
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+ "American Citizen Zane Pain",
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+ "Abraham, the Secret Collector of Decorative China",
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+ "Linty Sullivan, the Lint-Collector",
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+ "Socks Monster",
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+ "Ma Churchill",
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+ "Pappy Churchill",
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+ "The Young Churchill",
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+ "The Young Churchill's Hated Bride",
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+ "Churchill-Lover Phineas Redfish",
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+ "Crispus T. Muzzlewitt",
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+ "Stain-Sucker Duncan",
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+ "Dick the Candy Dandy",
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+ "Albuteral Inhaler Preson McWeak",
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+ "Longtime Listener, First-Time Caller",
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+ "Mastiff Mama",
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+ "Tennessee Ernie Dietz",
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+ "Sharkey, the Secret Cop",
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+ "Gooseberry Johnson, Head Brain of the Hobosphere",
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+ "Weekend-Cicular Deborah",
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+ "Marcus Chickenstock",
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+ "Stunted Newton",
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+ "Magnus Shortwave",
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+ "U.S. Fool",
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+ "Manatee the Railyard Toreador",
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+ "Utah Manfred Succor-Munt",
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+ "Laura Delite",
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+ "Edwin Winnipeg",
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+ "Eyepatch Resse Andiron",
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+ "Tom False-Lips Real-Teeth",
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+ "Fabulon Darkness",
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+ "Cricket-Eating Charles Digges",
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+ "Pally McAffable, Everybody's Friend",
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+ "Sully Straightjacket",
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+ "Half-Dollar Funk Nelson",
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+ "Whitman Sampler",
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+ "Chili-Mix Wilma Bensen",
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+ "Sting, the Glowing Blade",
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+ "Professor Challenger",
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+ "Lil' Shorty Longhorn",
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+ "Rumpshaker Phil",
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+ "Swing State Myron",
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+ "Alistair Crowley, the Devil",
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+ "Gutthrower Sy Salt",
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+ "Sweetback Barney, the Dilettante",
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+ "The Car-Knocker Killer",
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+ "The Chamberlain",
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+ "The Emperor",
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+ "The Ritual-Master",
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+ "The Garthim-Master",
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+ "The Scientist",
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+ "The Gourmand",
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+ "The Slave-Master",
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+ "The Treasurer",
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+ "The Scroll Keeper",
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+ "The Ornamentalist",
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+ "Captain Slick-Talk",
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+ "Sackfist, the Tapdancing Trombo",
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+ "Souvenir-Selling Mlodinow",
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+ "Blind Buck and 'Woozy,' the Invisible Seeing-Eye Dog",
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+ "Roundhouse Farter",
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+ "Red Ball Pnutz",
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+ "Fake Cockney Accent Alan Strippe",
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+ "Air and Whiskey Dale McGlue",
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+ "Johnny RC Airplane",
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+ "Narcotic Morgan Suds",
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+ "Sir Francis Drank",
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+ "Mahayana Mike",
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+ "Miniyana Geoffrey",
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+ "Three-Bean Otz",
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+ "Maury the Monsoon",
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+ "Czech Czarlie Czill",
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+ "Sssssssssssssssss, the Hisser",
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+ "Thanatos Koch",
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+ "Henry Eatsmelts",
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+ "Modem-Sniffer Gunderson",
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+ "Half-Albino Alejandro",
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+ "Gluttonous-Slim",
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+ "Ragweed-Allergic Matt",
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+ "Amorous Luminous Dirk",
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+ "Moray Eel Ken Elmer",
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+ "The Railbender",
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+ "Antonio the Ombudsman",
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+ "Karl Solenoid IV",
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+ "Czar King Rex the Glorious Leader",
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+ "Andy Bunkum",
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+ "Plastic-Moustache Mortimer Tall",
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+ "Samuel Gel Insole",
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+ "Lemuel Gel Insole",
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+ "Amanda Until",
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+ "Crispy Whiskery",
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+ "Robert Louis Stevenson, the Pirate",
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+ "Hobo Overload",
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+ "Leopard Print Steven Kane",
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+ "Astonishing Shaun Eyelash",
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+ "Billy Creak Knees",
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+ "Owlie",
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+ "Anwar, the Bionic",
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+ "Reasonably Priced Motel Resse Unger",
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+ "Ribery Dana",
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+ "Cranberry Sauce Oppenheimer",
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+ "Nancified Frederick",
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+ "The Loon",
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+ "Itinerant Jane",
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+ "Holy Hannah Hottentot-Smythe",
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+ "Fleabottle Boone",
353
+ "Amazin' Jack Caroo",
354
+ "Stupefying P, the Riddle-Maker",
355
+ "Todd Flaky-Palms",
356
+ "Waspwaist Fritz",
357
+ "Judge Roughneck",
358
+ "Slam Dance Dooze",
359
+ "Mariah Duckface, the Beaked Woman",
360
+ "Count Mesmerize",
361
+ "Sonny-Boy Oedipus Acre",
362
+ "Pick Mama Susan Xavier",
363
+ "Chelsea Bacon",
364
+ "Archie Axe",
365
+ "Sally Hoot-Hoot",
366
+ "Mr. Pendleton",
367
+ "Saves-Receipts Dave",
368
+ "Sir Walter British",
369
+ "Elmer, the Crankscout",
370
+ "Golden Neck",
371
+ "Marinated Alex Pons",
372
+ "El Boot",
373
+ "Shapeshifting Demon",
374
+ "Jeremiah Tip Top",
375
+ "Amanda CeeCee Stobelight",
376
+ "Irving Alva Edison, Inventor of the Hobophone",
377
+ "Leather Apron",
378
+ "Lead Apron",
379
+ "Foil Apron",
380
+ "Burnt Goathead",
381
+ "Saint Sorryass",
382
+ "Overly Familiar Fung",
383
+ "Chalmers, the Bridge Champ",
384
+ "Elephantine McMoot",
385
+ "Neekerbeeker Perry Toenz",
386
+ "Teattime BB Stiles",
387
+ "Coalie T",
388
+ "Hubbel 'I Predicted Lindy Hop' Deerblind",
389
+ "Hubie Hewitt, the Broadway Legend",
390
+ "Huge Crybaby McWeepy",
391
+ "Poo-Knickers Elias",
392
+ "Elffriend Weingarten",
393
+ "Forktongue Nigel Fork",
394
+ "Woodeye Apfel",
395
+ "Hairlip Mikhail",
396
+ "Solid First Draft Patton Taylor",
397
+ "Prettynickels, the Lamb",
398
+ "Not-Only But-Also Pete",
399
+ "Pentheif Hickock",
400
+ "La Grande Mel",
401
+ "Applebee O'Bennigan McFridays",
402
+ "Ladry Jerry Lardo",
403
+ "Low-Carb Aleks Stovepipe",
404
+ "Hugo Stares",
405
+ "Eldred Splinters",
406
+ "Oliver, the Train-Oyster",
407
+ "Pring, Ultralord of the Hobo Jungle",
408
+ "Utz, the Crab Chip",
409
+ "Salt-and-Pepper Chest",
410
+ "Beverly Hills Buntz",
411
+ "Mississippi Barry Phlegm",
412
+ "Matter-Eater Brad",
413
+ "49-State Apthorp, the Alaska-Phobe",
414
+ "New Hampshire Todd",
415
+ "'Taxachusetts' Glenn",
416
+ "Hydrocephalic Jones",
417
+ "Vermont 'Greenmountain Boy' Phil Marijuana",
418
+ "Alaska Mick the Crabber",
419
+ "Arizona Ludwig",
420
+ "California Ainsley Shortpants",
421
+ "Collegeboy Brainiac, the Hobo Einstein",
422
+ "Dr. Zizmor",
423
+ "Silas Swollentoe",
424
+ "Slimneck Holden Fop",
425
+ "Aspiring Jaster",
426
+ "Illinois Obama",
427
+ "Sammy Austere",
428
+ "New Mexico Anselm Turquoise-Eater",
429
+ "Caboose-Fouling Ferris Ntz",
430
+ "Prayerful Stan, the Bent-Knee Yahoo",
431
+ "Four-Fisted Jock Socko",
432
+ "Buttery-Cheeks Anton",
433
+ "Shadow",
434
+ "Godigisel the Vandal",
435
+ "Gunderic Godigiselson",
436
+ "Panzo the Spiral-Cut Ham",
437
+ "Smoke-Collecting Reg",
438
+ "Hot Gnome Jimmy Jackson",
439
+ "Pontius Cornsilk-Heart",
440
+ "Sanfor Who Lacks Fingerprints",
441
+ "Treesap-Covered N. Magruder",
442
+ "Thor Hammerskold, the Mexican",
443
+ "Bingo-Balls Nick Chintz",
444
+ "Bleedingtoe the Barefoot 'Bo",
445
+ "Hondo 'Whatever That Lizard Is That Walks on Water'",
446
+ "Salami Sunshine",
447
+ "Fourteen-Bindelstick Frank",
448
+ "Oregon Brucie Shunt",
449
+ "Pirandello, the Many-Bearded",
450
+ "Quinn and His Quaker Oats Box Drum",
451
+ "Fatneck Runt",
452
+ "my-e-hobo.com",
453
+ "Somersaulting Mike Spitz",
454
+ "Bo 'Bo",
455
+ "Abelard 'Sunken Treasure' Lowtrousers",
456
+ "Colin, That Cheeful Fuck",
457
+ "Battling Joe Frickinfrack",
458
+ "Monsieur Dookie, the Francophonic",
459
+ "Happy Horace Noosemaker",
460
+ "Hieronymous Crosseyes",
461
+ "Crumbjacket Timmy",
462
+ "Overload-the-Dishwasher Mac",
463
+ "Phythmic Clyde Hopp",
464
+ "Microbrew Stymie",
465
+ "El Caballo, the Spanish Steed",
466
+ "Lee Burned-Beyond-Recognition",
467
+ "Hollering Martin Mandible",
468
+ "Damien Pitchfork, the Freightyard Satan",
469
+ "Handformed Hamburger Clarence West",
470
+ "Dr. Nobel Dynamite",
471
+ "Pickled-Noggin Nettles",
472
+ "Mischievous Craig",
473
+ "Baldy Lutz, the Amityville Horror",
474
+ "Ashen Merle Buzzard",
475
+ "Frypan Nonstick McGee",
476
+ "Singleminded Hubbard",
477
+ "Maryland Sol Saynomore",
478
+ "Baked Salmon Salad Finn",
479
+ "Unshakably Morose Flo",
480
+ "Fr. Christian Irish, the Deep-Fat Friar",
481
+ "Smokestack-Hugger Jools Nygaard",
482
+ "Fossilwise Opie Fingernail",
483
+ "Tab-Collar Dix",
484
+ "George Slay, the Duck Throttler",
485
+ "Eldon Waxhat, the Waterproof Man",
486
+ "Timely Clayton, the Human Wristwatch",
487
+ "Both Dakotas Dave",
488
+ "Duke Jermiah Choo-Choo",
489
+ "Transistorized Maximillian, the Hobo Cyborg",
490
+ "Gravelbed Gavin Astor",
491
+ "Pantless, Sockless, Shoeless Buster Bareass",
492
+ "Alternate-Dimension Bela Boost",
493
+ "Atlas Flatshoulders",
494
+ "Scurvied Leo Falsebreath",
495
+ "Toby Anchovy, the Canned Man",
496
+ "Mad Max",
497
+ "The Goose",
498
+ "Not the Goose",
499
+ "Mister Torso, the Legless Wonder",
500
+ "Jedediah Dryasdust",
501
+ "Loving Vincent Hugsalot",
502
+ "The Rambling, Rambling Boris Wander",
503
+ "Business-Class Klaus Riel",
504
+ "Emergency Exit Aisle Gustav Nook",
505
+ "Unnervingly Candid Nicky Thain",
506
+ "Snoops Lightstep Trenchcoat, the Hobo PI",
507
+ "William Carlos Williams",
508
+ "Beef Grease Porter Dripchin",
509
+ "Exoskeleton Chester Fields",
510
+ "Roth IRA Romeo Leeds, the Well Prepared",
511
+ "Bum-Smiter Phillip",
512
+ "Bum-Hating Virgil Hate-Bum",
513
+ "Thor the Bum-Hammer",
514
+ "Bum-Tolerant Brendan Sleek",
515
+ "Most Agree: It's Kilpatrick",
516
+ "The Beloved Dale Thankyounote",
517
+ "Unpronounceable",
518
+ "Thad Malfeasance",
519
+ "Chiseltooth Muck Manly",
520
+ "Amsterdam Jocko",
521
+ "Sinister Leonard Longhair",
522
+ "Beery Clive the Eunuch",
523
+ "Chaim the Squirrelkeeper",
524
+ "Nightblind and Colorblind, the Blind Twins",
525
+ "Milosz the Anarchist Puppeteer",
526
+ "Jimmy 'New Man' Neandertal",
527
+ "Lonnie Pina Colada",
528
+ "Washington State Amy Swipe",
529
+ "Gopher-State Sam, the Minnesota Man",
530
+ "Candle-Eyed Sally",
531
+ "Packrat Red and his Cart o' Sad Crap",
532
+ "Trixie of the East",
533
+ "Trixie of the West",
534
+ "Fine-Nipple Tom Bazoo",
535
+ "The Friends of Reginald McHate Society",
536
+ "Oregon Perry Hashpipe",
537
+ "Bold 'n' Zesty Brad",
538
+ "Mermaid Betty Scales",
539
+ "Spotted Dick",
540
+ "Shanty Queen Elizabeth Regina",
541
+ "Nichols Crackknuckle",
542
+ "Stew Socksarewarm",
543
+ "Huge-Calves Dwight",
544
+ "A-Number-1",
545
+ "N-Number-13",
546
+ "Arther Moonlight",
547
+ "Andrea Clarke, the Human Shark",
548
+ "Monkey's-Paw Patterson",
549
+ "Myron Biscuitspear, the Dumpster Archeologist",
550
+ "Ollie Ebonsquirrel",
551
+ "The Classic Brett Martin",
552
+ "Douglas, the Future of Hoboing",
553
+ "Ironbelly Norton",
554
+ "Dilly Shinguards",
555
+ "Rufus Caboose",
556
+ "Rear Admiral JF Grease Pencil",
557
+ "King Cotton",
558
+ "Prince Hal Oystershuck, the Royal Shucker",
559
+ "Unconditional Gavin",
560
+ "Squirrelcloak",
561
+ "Idaho Woody Harelson",
562
+ "Jane the Boxcar Beekeeper",
563
+ "Aaron Three-Shirts",
564
+ "Paste-Smeller Luke",
565
+ "Lowly Highley",
566
+ "Elihu Skinpockets",
567
+ "Marian May Wyomingsong",
568
+ "Stitches the Railyard Sutureman",
569
+ "Klonopin Clyde",
570
+ "Benny Twenty-Squirrels",
571
+ "Chickeny-Flavored Remy Bunk",
572
+ "Juicepockets Thomas Moone",
573
+ "Eustace Feetbeer",
574
+ "Amnesiac Jared Stringy",
575
+ "Shagrat, Orc of the Ozarks",
576
+ "Billy Butterfly Net",
577
+ "Ammonia Cocktail Jones",
578
+ "Norma Shinynickels",
579
+ "Jonathan Crouton",
580
+ "Antigone Spit",
581
+ "El Top-Hat Swindlefingers",
582
+ "PomPom the Texas Dancing Dog",
583
+ "Gin-Bucket Greg",
584
+ "Yuri Trimble, the Alien Pod-Person",
585
+ "South Carolina Sarah Lardblood",
586
+ "Bloody-Stool laSalle",
587
+ "Pith-Helmet Andy",
588
+ "Self-Taught-Guitarist Edmund",
589
+ "Don Tomasino di Shit-the-Bed",
590
+ "Markansas",
591
+ "Neckfat JK Trestle",
592
+ "Pansy Overpass",
593
+ "Ralph Raclette Cornichon, Hobo of the Mountains",
594
+ "Montana Nbdego Tch!k",
595
+ "Unbearably Oenophilic Ned",
596
+ "Jonas Tugboy, Professional Masturbator",
597
+ "Cinderfella Dana Dane",
598
+ "Kerosene-Soaked Tom",
599
+ "Black-Bottle Priam",
600
+ "Pinprick Butell",
601
+ "Stool-Sample Frank",
602
+ "Iowa Noam Chomksy",
603
+ "Etienne, Roi of the Rapier",
604
+ "Amesy Squirrelstomper, the Chipmunk Preferrer",
605
+ "Ned Gravelshirt",
606
+ "NPR Willard Hotz, the Soothing-Voiced",
607
+ "Amen to Polly Fud",
608
+ "Constanly Sobbing Forrester",
609
+ "Maine-iac Leonid",
610
+ "Magnetized James",
611
+ "Hobo Jake Jerrold, Representing the Whole Mid-Atlantic Region",
612
+ "Jiminy Sinner",
613
+ "Pamela Chickeneggs",
614
+ "Chuck McKindred: Not So Holy, But Very Moley",
615
+ "Q the Quantum Man",
616
+ "Salad-Fork Ron",
617
+ "Warbling Timmy Tin Voice and His Voicebox",
618
+ "Ambassador Roasting Pan",
619
+ "Warren Smazell, Founder of Hobotics®",
620
+ "Ventriloquism Jimmy and 'Madam' the Talking Bean Can",
621
+ "Nosepicker Rick Pick",
622
+ "The Black Squirrel Fairy",
623
+ "Alabama Edsel Brainquake",
624
+ "Kid Silverhair, the Man of Indeterminate Age",
625
+ "Catscratch Tremont Nude",
626
+ "Bill Jaundice",
627
+ "Sugarhouse Morris the Sapper",
628
+ "Nutrition-Shake Emery",
629
+ "Nicknameless Norris Shine",
630
+ "Stinging Polly Papercuts",
631
+ "Deke Hidden Hornets' Nest",
632
+ "The Wisconsin Scourge",
633
+ "Brendan Headbristles",
634
+ "His Excellency Nooney Sockjelly",
635
+ "Whistling Anus Mecham, Le Petomaine",
636
+ "Talmidge, the Bactine Bearer",
637
+ "Tailstump Gunther, the Vestigial Man",
638
+ "The Hon. Charlie Weed-Farmer",
639
+ "Philatelist Joey Licks",
640
+ "Old Pliny Dance-for-Ham",
641
+ "Rheumy Sven",
642
+ "Wormy Glenn and Nootka the Flatworm",
643
+ "Hidalgo, the Devil Stick Artiste",
644
+ "The Fucky From Kentucky",
645
+ "Prince Bert in Exile, the Man in the Foil Mask",
646
+ "Siderodromophobic Billy",
647
+ "Antlered Calvin",
648
+ "Cambridge Massachusetts Claude",
649
+ "Cyrus the Persian Sturgeon",
650
+ "Kneepants Erasmus, the Humanist",
651
+ "Little Gavin Spittle",
652
+ "Tar-tongue Godfrey Strange",
653
+ "Honeypalms Gordon Lips",
654
+ "Luke 'the Lifestyle' Dammmers",
655
+ "Simon Squirrelskin",
656
+ "Scabpicker Sandy Rump",
657
+ "Chicken Butt, Five Cents a Cut",
658
+ "Wise Solomon Babysplitter",
659
+ "Telekinetic Dave B.",
660
+ "Telekinetic Dave F.",
661
+ "Whiskeyblood Willie Sot",
662
+ "Unger and his Duststorm Bride",
663
+ "Zachary Goatflirter",
664
+ "'La Grippe'",
665
+ "Uranus John, the Star-Traveler",
666
+ "Accusin' Tim Dunn",
667
+ "Tennessee Linthelmet",
668
+ "The Unformed Twin of Tennessee Linthelmet",
669
+ "Turkeyballs Paco",
670
+ "Andre the Indianapolist",
671
+ "Wally Dregs, the Newfoundland Screech",
672
+ "Flaky Mike Psoriasis",
673
+ "Hell's Own Breath Hinkley",
674
+ "Gerald Chapcheeks",
675
+ "Acid-Saliva Curly Stokes",
676
+ "Oklahoma Stilgar",
677
+ "Rocky Shitstain Mankowicz",
678
+ "Rocky Shitstain Mankowicz Part II, the Quickening",
679
+ "Professor &Omega;",
680
+ "Sanitized-for-Your-Protection Eddie Summers",
681
+ "Jan, the Jager-Meister",
682
+ "Big-Tipper Silas Fake-Nickel",
683
+ "Anaerobic Eben Stiles",
684
+ "Replicant Wemberly Plastiskin and his Clockwork Squrrel 'Toothy'",
685
+ "Harry Coughblood",
686
+ "Aesop Bedroll, the Fluffy Pillow Man",
687
+ "Widow-Kisser Roger",
688
+ "Experimental Hobo Infiltration Droid '41-K'",
689
+ "Baron Bayonet, the Bull-Sticker",
690
+ "Mikey Gluesniff",
691
+ "Bell's-Palsy Brennan",
692
+ "Chiptooth Berman, the Bottle Biter",
693
+ "Undertaker Robert, the Lint-Coffin Weaver",
694
+ "Betty, the Exorcist",
695
+ "Tittytwister Blake Horrid",
696
+ "Mallory Many-Bruises",
697
+ "Mad or Sad Judd",
698
+ "Troglodytic Amory Funt",
699
+ "Smokehouse 'Frankie' Jowl-Poker",
700
+ "Utility-Belt Deana",
701
+ "The Unshakable Will of Wade Terps",
702
+ "Trainwhistle Ernie Roosevelt, the President's Long-Lost Brother",
703
+ "Hallelujah Bum Again",
704
+ "Allegheny Pilgrim Panam, the Defunct Airline Man",
705
+ "Butterknife Sal Slender",
706
+ "Saladfork Butt Bunter",
707
+ "Deboned Gary Wobbly-Arms",
708
+ "Pauly Twin-Oboes, the Double-Reed Man",
709
+ "Ansel Trick-Neck, the Human Gizzard",
710
+ "Stunned Silent Hopkins",
711
+ "Tiberius Claudius Drusus Nero Germanicus, the Crippled Hobo Emperor",
712
+ "Brigand Blackguard McCatburglar, the Hobo Ne'er-Do-Well",
713
+ "Meyers Briggs, the Tester",
714
+ "'Mac' Hardcastle McCormick",
715
+ "Le Peteet Mort",
716
+ "Bisque-and-Chowder-Man Hoffman",
717
+ "The Freightening Reign of Phil",
718
+ "Stalling Pete Puts-You-Off",
719
+ "Timmy Hands-Covered-In-Scotch-Tape",
720
+ "Cravatted Jones Snaredrum",
721
+ "Amputated Benny",
722
+ "Old Beekeeper Stan Stingbelly",
723
+ "Kevin Eggsandbacon",
724
+ "Ol' Johnny One-Joke",
725
+ "Tramp Trampson",
726
+ "Boom-Busy McPredictable Cycle",
727
+ "Dickie On-Star, the Satellite Man",
728
+ "Dickie Double Dickeys, Whose Pants Are Indestructible",
729
+ "High-Falutin' Pete",
730
+ "Moderately-Falutin' Pete",
731
+ "Anvil-carryin' Wyatt Strong-Calves",
732
+ "Stump Tongue Mumbler",
733
+ "Synonymin' Don Thesaurus",
734
+ "Post-it Perry, the Hobo Office Supply Guy",
735
+ "Crummy Carl Licetamer",
736
+ "Self-Satisfied Mick Pringle",
737
+ "Andrew Powderlips, the Doughnut Scholar",
738
+ "They Call Me MISTER Dumps",
739
+ "Library Bird Maurice Backissues",
740
+ "Lousy-anna Lamont Burnt",
741
+ "Festering Wound William, the Ointment-Refuser",
742
+ "Ron Rattlechest, the Fearful Wheezer",
743
+ "Ol' Eric, the Nickelflop Albino",
744
+ "Double-Entendre Dick Penis",
745
+ "Mike the Beard Recycler",
746
+ "Winnipeg Winnie Peg, the Cold and Bored",
747
+ "Jocker Jerry, the Whistlin' Kidnapper",
748
+ "J. Arthur Crank",
749
+ "Paul the Gorilla",
750
+ "Barrel-Aged Milton Oakbreath",
751
+ "Philip, the Eternal Antagonist",
752
+ "Crackles Spineshaker, the Hobo-osteopath",
753
+ "Cashy McSellout, Darling of the Newsreels",
754
+ "Honcho! Just: HONCHO!",
755
+ "Dr. Hall, A Slang Term for 'Alcohol'",
756
+ "Dr. Alcohol, A Slang Term of 'A Corridor'",
757
+ "Sir E. Dismal, the Hobo Economist",
758
+ "Roundhead Swedish Sven, the Hairless",
759
+ "Weedwine Farley, the Weed-fermenter",
760
+ "Santa Fe Santa Jinglebell, the World's Most Christmassy Tramp",
761
+ "Hank the Eczema Expert",
762
+ "Lon Chaney, Jr., the Wolfman",
763
+ "Clogged-Brain Harry Hoomp",
764
+ "Sketchartist Jim, the Slow Paparazzo",
765
+ "Admiral Crotch Rickets",
766
+ "Anthony Ethnic, the Other",
767
+ "Panel Discussion Dan Loaf",
768
+ "Owner's Manual Abbott, the Owner's Manual Horder",
769
+ "Dr. Know",
770
+ "Manny Gills, The Underwater Breather",
771
+ "Homunculus Jack, That Tiny Bold o' Lightning",
772
+ "Bob Brain-in-a-jar, the Bodiless 'Bo",
773
+ "Backwards-Looking Lou, the Parallel Parker",
774
+ "Acid-Blood-and-Spit Lionel Stander, the Spitter",
775
+ "Coffin-Breath Melissa Nestor",
776
+ "No-Credit/Bad Credit Bobby Hassle-freeloan, Mortgage Specialist of the Rails",
777
+ "Methie",
778
+ "B&M Barton Tiny Teeth",
779
+ "Burrowing Andrew Brokenails",
780
+ "V-Neck Sweater Teddy G",
781
+ "Passably Competent Hal",
782
+ "Apparently Mitch Dixon",
783
+ "Arguably Tommy Ford",
784
+ "Unquestionably Moe Gin-Clobbered",
785
+ "Oft-Quoted Mandrake Silvertongue",
786
+ "Murray Head as 'Judas'",
787
+ "Harry Canyon, the Unedited Version",
788
+ "Plush-bum Mr. Sweets",
789
+ "Prof. Stink Mullins, Who Currently Holds the Plush-bum Mr. Sweets Chair in American Hobology",
790
+ "Secret Compartments Max and His Amazing Stovepipe Hat Full of Eggs and Junk",
791
+ "Breathe-Right Matty Nasal-Strip",
792
+ "Voweltooth Jenkins, the Man with the Scrabble Tile Dentures",
793
+ "Impulse-Buy Donny",
794
+ "Angelina Snakehead Fish",
795
+ "Fisher Stephens",
796
+ "Trivia-Master Johannes Wedge-keeper",
797
+ "Tom the Gentle Strangler",
798
+ "Boston Billy",
799
+ "Double Stuf Boston Billy",
800
+ "Chuck: The Ancient Evil Awakens",
801
+ "Nasdijj"]
802
+ @hobos.sample
48
803
  end
49
804
  end
50
-
@@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
1
1
  module Hobos
2
- VERSION = "0.0.8"
2
+ VERSION = "9001.0.0"
3
3
  end
@@ -1,17 +1,8 @@
1
- require '../lib/hobos'
1
+ require_relative '../lib/hobos'
2
2
 
3
3
  describe Hobos do
4
- let(:api) { Hobos::Api.new }
5
-
6
- it "returns a hobo name for a given ID" do
7
- expect(api.hobo_by_id 1).to eq 'Stewbuilder Dennis'
8
- end
9
-
10
- it "handles bad ids" do
11
- expect(api.hobo_by_id 999).to eq ""
12
- end
13
-
14
- it "returns a random hobo with no id" do
15
- expect(api.hobo == "").to eq false
4
+ it "returns a hobo" do
5
+ hobo = Hobos.hobo
6
+ expect(hobo).to be_an_instance_of String
16
7
  end
17
8
  end
metadata CHANGED
@@ -1,14 +1,14 @@
1
1
  --- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
2
2
  name: hobos
3
3
  version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
4
- version: 0.0.8
4
+ version: 9001.0.0
5
5
  platform: ruby
6
6
  authors:
7
7
  - Robert H Grayson II
8
8
  autorequire:
9
9
  bindir: bin
10
10
  cert_chain: []
11
- date: 2015-04-29 00:00:00.000000000 Z
11
+ date: 2017-01-27 00:00:00.000000000 Z
12
12
  dependencies:
13
13
  - !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
14
14
  name: bundler
@@ -53,13 +53,13 @@ dependencies:
53
53
  - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
54
54
  version: '0'
55
55
  - !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
56
- name: mechanize
56
+ name: pry
57
57
  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
58
58
  requirements:
59
59
  - - ">="
60
60
  - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
61
61
  version: '0'
62
- type: :runtime
62
+ type: :development
63
63
  prerelease: false
64
64
  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
65
65
  requirements:
@@ -105,10 +105,9 @@ required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
105
105
  version: '0'
106
106
  requirements: []
107
107
  rubyforge_project:
108
- rubygems_version: 2.2.2
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+ rubygems_version: 2.4.5.1
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  signing_key:
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  specification_version: 4
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  summary: Get your hobo on.
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  test_files:
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  - spec/hobos_spec.rb
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- has_rdoc: