fucko 0.1.0

data/.gitignore

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+*~
+.DS_Store

data/.rvmrc

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+rvm --create 1.9.3@fucko

data/Gemfile

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+source :rubygems
+
+gemspec
+
+group :development do
+  gem 'pry'
+  gem 'rb-fsevent'
+  gem 'gem-release'
+end

data/Gemfile.lock

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+PATH
+  remote: .
+  specs:
+    fucko (0.1.0)
+
+GEM
+  remote: http://rubygems.org/
+  specs:
+    coderay (1.0.7)
+    diff-lcs (1.1.3)
+    gem-release (0.4.1)
+    guard (1.3.3)
+      listen (>= 0.4.2)
+      thor (>= 0.14.6)
+    guard-bundler (1.0.0)
+      bundler (~> 1.0)
+      guard (~> 1.1)
+    guard-rspec (1.2.1)
+      guard (>= 1.1)
+    listen (0.5.2)
+    method_source (0.8)
+    pry (0.9.10)
+      coderay (~> 1.0.5)
+      method_source (~> 0.8)
+      slop (~> 3.3.1)
+    rb-fsevent (0.9.1)
+    rspec (2.11.0)
+      rspec-core (~> 2.11.0)
+      rspec-expectations (~> 2.11.0)
+      rspec-mocks (~> 2.11.0)
+    rspec-core (2.11.1)
+    rspec-expectations (2.11.3)
+      diff-lcs (~> 1.1.3)
+    rspec-mocks (2.11.3)
+    slop (3.3.3)
+    thor (0.16.0)
+
+PLATFORMS
+  ruby
+
+DEPENDENCIES
+  fucko!
+  gem-release
+  guard
+  guard-bundler
+  guard-rspec
+  pry
+  rb-fsevent
+  rspec

data/Guardfile

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+notification :terminal_notifier, app_name: "Fucko"
+
+guard 'rspec', version: 2, cli: '--format documentation --color --tty --fail-fast', bundler: true do
+  watch(%r{^spec/.+_spec\.rb$})
+  watch(%r{^lib/(.+)\.rb$})       { |m| "spec/lib/#{m[1]}_spec.rb" }
+  watch('spec/spec_helper.rb')    { "spec" }
+end
+
+guard 'bundler' do
+  watch('Gemfile')
+  watch(/^.+\.gemspec/)
+end

data/LICENSE

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+Copyright (c) 2012 Eric "Doc" Ritezel
+
+Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
+
+The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
+
+THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.

data/README.md

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+# Fucko
+
+Make a mess out of both sample string generation and your good reputation.  Hopefully it'll get someone in massive trouble someday.
+
+Oh and I guess it's useful for testing profanity filters or something?  Whatever, dude.
+
+
+## Usage
+
+    require 'fucko'
+    Fucko::Name.name         => "Spaz Wankovich"
+    Fucko::Company.name      => "Motherfucking Balls and Co."
+    Fucko::Dictionary.adjective  => "shaggy-nippled"
+    Fucko::Dictionary.noun       => "cock"
+
+## Note on Patches/Pull Requests
+ 
+* Fork the project.
+* Make your feature addition or bug fix.
+* Add tests for it. This is important so I don't break it in a
+  future version unintentionally.
+* Commit, do not mess with rakefile, version, or history.
+  (if you want to have your own version, that is fine but
+   bump version in a commit by itself I can ignore when I pull)
+* Send me a pull request. Bonus points for topic branches.
+
+
+## Mentions
+
+* Thanks to [Matthew Kocher](https://twitter.com/mkocher) for the idea, half of the name, most of the inspiration and constantly asking me if I've made this yet.
+* Benjamin Curtis and his fantastic [Faker](http://faker.rubyforge.org) gem.
+
+If you're offended by this gem, which you should be, and you happen to make [a blog post](http://unethicalblogger.com/2011/11/13/ten-poorly-chosen-gem-names.html) about it, please email me.
+
+Also, if it gets you (or a friend) fired or divorced, I'd love to know!
+
+
+## Copyright
+
+Copyright (c) 2012 Eric "Doc" Ritezel.  See LICENSE for details.

data/fucko.gemspec

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+require File.expand_path('../lib/fucko/version', __FILE__)
+
+Gem::Specification.new do |s|
+  s.name     = 'fucko'
+  s.version  = Fucko::VERSION
+  s.platform = Gem::Platform::RUBY
+  s.homepage = 'https://github.com/ohrite/fucko'
+  s.authors  = ['Eric Ritezel']
+  s.email    = 'ritezel+fucko@gmail.com'
+  s.summary  = 'Offensive string generation.'
+  s.description   = 'Need to be offensive?  Fucko has your string and more!'
+
+  s.add_development_dependency 'rspec'
+  s.add_development_dependency 'guard'
+  s.add_development_dependency 'guard-rspec'
+  s.add_development_dependency 'guard-bundler'
+
+  s.files         = `git ls-files`.split( "\n" )
+  s.test_files    = `git ls-files -- spec/*`.split( "\n" )
+  s.executables   = `git ls-files -- bin/*`.split( "\n" ).map{ |f| File.basename( f ) }
+  s.require_path  = 'lib'
+end

data/lib/fucko.rb

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+require 'fucko/version'
+require 'fucko/name'

data/lib/fucko/dictionary.rb

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+module Fucko
+  module Dictionary
+    WORDS = ["testicle", "ball", "ass", "cock", "slag", "shit", "gonad"]
+
+    def self.noun
+      WORDS.sample
+    end
+
+    def self.plural_noun
+      word = noun
+      if word =~ /s$/
+        "#{word}es"
+      else
+        "#{word}s"
+      end
+    end
+
+    def self.adjective
+      word = noun
+      ending = 'ed'
+
+      if word =~ /[aeiou][^aeiou]$/
+        "#{word}#{word[-1, 1]}#{ending}"
+      else
+        "#{word}#{ending}"
+      end
+    end
+
+    def self.compound_adjective
+      "#{noun}-#{adjective}"
+    end
+  end
+end

data/lib/fucko/name.rb

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+require 'fucko/dictionary'
+
+module Fucko
+  class Name
+    attr_reader :first_name, :last_name
+
+    ENDINGS = ["%sson", "von %s", "%sevich", "%sman", "%sowsky", "%s", "%sov", "%sworth", "Mac %s"]
+
+    def self.first_name
+      name.first_name
+    end
+
+    def self.last_name
+      name.last_name
+    end
+
+    def self.name
+      self.new(Dictionary.plural_noun.capitalize,
+               ENDINGS.sample % Dictionary.noun.capitalize)
+    end
+
+    def initialize(first_name, last_name)
+      @first_name = first_name
+      @last_name = last_name
+    end
+
+    def to_s
+      "#{first_name} #{last_name}"
+    end
+  end
+end

data/lib/fucko/version.rb

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+module Fucko
+  VERSION = '0.1.0'
+end
+  

data/spec/lib/fucko/dictionary_spec.rb

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+require 'spec_helper'
+
+describe Fucko::Dictionary do
+  it "can select a noun at random" do
+    Fucko::Dictionary::WORDS.should_receive(:sample).once
+    Fucko::Dictionary.noun
+  end
+
+  its(:noun) { should =~ /^\w+$/ }
+  its(:plural_noun) { should =~ /^\w+s$/ }
+  its(:adjective) { should =~ /^\w+ed$/ }
+  its(:compound_adjective) { should =~ /^\w+-\w+$/ }
+end

data/spec/lib/fucko/name_spec.rb

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+require 'spec_helper'
+
+describe Fucko::Name do
+  describe "when generating a name" do
+    let(:name) { Fucko::Name.name }
+
+    it "has a first and last name" do
+      Fucko::Name::ENDINGS.should_receive(:sample).and_return("%sson")
+      name.first_name.should =~ /^\w+$/
+      name.last_name.should =~ /^\w+son$/
+    end
+
+    it "converts to a string" do
+      name.should_receive(:first_name).and_return("something")
+      name.should_receive(:last_name).and_return("offensive")
+      name.to_s.should == "something offensive"
+    end
+  end
+end

data/spec/spec_helper.rb

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+$:.push File.expand_path('../lib', __FILE__)
+
+require 'fucko'
+require 'rspec'

metadata

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+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
+name: fucko
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+  version: 0.1.0
+  prerelease: 
+platform: ruby
+authors:
+- Eric Ritezel
+autorequire: 
+bindir: bin
+cert_chain: []
+date: 2012-09-24 00:00:00.000000000 Z
+dependencies:
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: rspec
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    none: false
+    requirements:
+    - - ! '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    none: false
+    requirements:
+    - - ! '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: guard
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    none: false
+    requirements:
+    - - ! '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    none: false
+    requirements:
+    - - ! '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: guard-rspec
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    none: false
+    requirements:
+    - - ! '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    none: false
+    requirements:
+    - - ! '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: guard-bundler
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    none: false
+    requirements:
+    - - ! '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    none: false
+    requirements:
+    - - ! '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+description: Need to be offensive?  Fucko has your string and more!
+email: ritezel+fucko@gmail.com
+executables: []
+extensions: []
+extra_rdoc_files: []
+files:
+- .gitignore
+- .rvmrc
+- Gemfile
+- Gemfile.lock
+- Guardfile
+- LICENSE
+- README.md
+- fucko.gemspec
+- lib/fucko.rb
+- lib/fucko/dictionary.rb
+- lib/fucko/name.rb
+- lib/fucko/version.rb
+- spec/lib/fucko/dictionary_spec.rb
+- spec/lib/fucko/name_spec.rb
+- spec/spec_helper.rb
+homepage: https://github.com/ohrite/fucko
+licenses: []
+post_install_message: 
+rdoc_options: []
+require_paths:
+- lib
+required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  none: false
+  requirements:
+  - - ! '>='
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  none: false
+  requirements:
+  - - ! '>='
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+requirements: []
+rubyforge_project: 
+rubygems_version: 1.8.24
+signing_key: 
+specification_version: 3
+summary: Offensive string generation.
+test_files:
+- spec/lib/fucko/dictionary_spec.rb
+- spec/lib/fucko/name_spec.rb
+- spec/spec_helper.rb