fucking_goddamn_new 0.0.1

data/README.rdoc

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+= Fucking Goddamn New
+
+Everyone gets pissed at their code sometimes.
+
+Why shouldn't it work?
+
+== Installation
+
+  $ sudo gem install fucking-goddamn-new
+
+== Usage
+
+  $ irb
+  >> require 'fucking_goddamn_new'
+  => true
+  >> Object.fucking.goddamn.new
+  => #<Object:0x101486ed8>

data/lib/fucking_goddamn_new.rb

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+class Object
+
+  %w( fucking fuck damn god damn goddamn bitch chickenfucker motherfucker ).each do |word|
+    sym = word.to_sym
+    define_method(sym) { self } unless respond_to?(sym)
+
+    sym = "#{ word }!".to_sym
+    define_method(sym) { self } unless respond_to?(sym)
+  end
+
+end

data/spec/fucking_goddamn_new_spec.rb

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+require File.dirname(__FILE__) + '/../lib/fucking_goddamn_new'
+
+class Dog
+
+  attr_accessor :name
+
+  def initialize options={}
+    options.each { |k,v| instance_variable_set("@#{k}", v) }
+  end
+
+end
+
+describe 'Swearing at code' do
+
+  it 'should feel good!' do
+    rover = Dog.new :name => 'rover'
+    rover.name.should == 'rover'
+
+    fido = Dog.fucking.goddamn.new :name => 'fido'
+    fido.name.should == 'fido'
+  end
+
+end

metadata

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+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification 
+name: fucking_goddamn_new
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version 
+  prerelease: false
+  segments: 
+  - 0
+  - 0
+  - 1
+  version: 0.0.1
+platform: ruby
+authors: 
+- BM5k
+autorequire: 
+bindir: bin
+cert_chain: []
+
+date: 2010-02-23 00:00:00 -07:00
+default_executable: 
+dependencies: []
+
+description: Swear in your code!
+email: me@bm5k.com
+executables: []
+
+extensions: []
+
+extra_rdoc_files: 
+- README.rdoc
+files: 
+- README.rdoc
+- lib/fucking_goddamn_new.rb
+- spec/fucking_goddamn_new_spec.rb
+has_rdoc: true
+homepage: http://github.com/BM5k/fucking-goddamn-new
+licenses: []
+
+post_install_message: 
+rdoc_options: []
+
+require_paths: 
+- lib
+required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement 
+  requirements: 
+  - - ">="
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version 
+      segments: 
+      - 0
+      version: "0"
+required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement 
+  requirements: 
+  - - ">="
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version 
+      segments: 
+      - 0
+      version: "0"
+requirements: []
+
+rubyforge_project: 
+rubygems_version: 1.3.6
+signing_key: 
+specification_version: 3
+summary: Why the fuck not
+test_files: 
+- spec/fucking_goddamn_new_spec.rb