fortune_cookie 0.0.0

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data/lib/fortune_cookie.rb

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+class FortuneCookie
+  FORTUNES = [
+    "Go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.",
+    "A good way to keep healthy is to eat more Chinese food.",
+    "You learn fomr your mistakes... You will learn a lot today",
+    "Ignore all previous fortunes.",
+    "Your fortune resides in another cookie.",
+    "Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.",
+    "Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.",
+    "You will be hungry again in one hour.",
+    "I cannot help you, for I am just a cookie.",
+    "A tub and a rub will change your day",
+    "If you can read this, you are literate, congrats.",
+    "Oops, wrong cookie.",
+    "That wasn't chicken.",
+    "Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.",
+    "It's about time I got out of that cookie.",
+    "Help, I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.",
+    "You love Chinese food.",
+    "You will regret your decision for dinner tonight.",
+    "Your friends secretly agree that your head is too small for your body.",
+    "Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.",
+    "Don't fry bacon in the nude.",
+    "When everything's coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.",
+    "Meh.",
+    "Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.",
+    "Wouldn't it be ironic to die in a living room.",
+    "You have rice in your teeth.",
+    "Some fortune cookies contain no fortune.",
+    "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.",
+    "Some fortune cookies contain no fortune.",
+    "Your mind is filled with nothing.",
+    "Never tease an armed midget with a high five.",
+    "Life will be happy, until the end when you'll pee yourself a lot.",
+    "A thrilling time is in your immediate future.",
+    "He who laughs lasts is laughing at you.",
+    "Someone has Googled you recently.",
+    "Don't eat any Chinese food today or you'll be sick.",
+    "A man with brown eyes has a surprise for you.",
+    "You are not illiterate.",
+    "An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly!",
+    "Don't panic.",
+    "It could be better, but it's good enough.",
+    "You will find a thing and it will be important.",
+    "Two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.",
+    "When chosen for jury duty, tell the judge about this fortune.",
+    "You are cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.",
+    "Drive like hell and you will get there.",
+    "Person who eat fortune cookie gets lousy dessert.",
+    "You will soon have an out of money exprience.",
+    "He who dies with most money, still dies.",
+    "Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.",
+    "Life is a sexually transmitted condition.",
+    "Give person fish, he eat for a day. Teach person to fish, he smell funny always.",
+    "Person who argues with idiot is taken for fool.",
+    "Look before you leap. Or wear a parachute.",
+    "The end is near, mine as well have dessert.",
+    "This fortune is no good. Try another.",
+    "Run.",
+    "I cannot help you, for I'm just a cookie.",
+    "Made in the USA.",
+    "Stop procrastinating...starting tomorrow",
+    "You pet is planning to eat you.",
+    "Don't trust your cat.",
+    "Don't be a dick.",
+    "Ask your mom.",
+    "A lucrative career change awaits. Have you considered gangsta rap?",
+    "Ignore previous cookie."
+  ]
+
+  def self.random_fortune
+    random = Random.new
+    random_fortune = random.rand(FORTUNES.length - 1)
+    FORTUNES[random_fortune]
+  end
+end
+
+puts FortuneCookie.random_fortune

metadata

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+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
+name: fortune_cookie
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+  version: 0.0.0
+platform: ruby
+authors:
+- Julie Graceffa
+autorequire: 
+bindir: bin
+cert_chain: []
+date: 2016-09-06 00:00:00.000000000 Z
+dependencies: []
+description: Chinese fortune cookies
+email:
+- julie.graceffa@gmail.com
+executables:
+- fortune
+extensions: []
+extra_rdoc_files: []
+files:
+- bin/fortune
+- lib/fortune_cookie.rb
+homepage: 
+licenses:
+- MIT
+metadata: {}
+post_install_message: 
+rdoc_options: []
+require_paths:
+- lib
+required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  requirements:
+  - - ">="
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  requirements:
+  - - ">="
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+requirements: []
+rubyforge_project: 
+rubygems_version: 2.6.6
+signing_key: 
+specification_version: 4
+summary: Daily Fortune.
+test_files: []