fortune_cookie 0.0.0
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- data/bin/fortune +0 -0
- data/lib/fortune_cookie.rb +78 -0
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class FortuneCookie
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FORTUNES = [
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"Go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.",
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"A good way to keep healthy is to eat more Chinese food.",
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"You learn fomr your mistakes... You will learn a lot today",
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"Ignore all previous fortunes.",
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"Your fortune resides in another cookie.",
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"Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.",
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"Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.",
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"You will be hungry again in one hour.",
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"I cannot help you, for I am just a cookie.",
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"A tub and a rub will change your day",
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"If you can read this, you are literate, congrats.",
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"Oops, wrong cookie.",
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"That wasn't chicken.",
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"Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.",
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"It's about time I got out of that cookie.",
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"Help, I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.",
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"You love Chinese food.",
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"You will regret your decision for dinner tonight.",
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"Your friends secretly agree that your head is too small for your body.",
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"Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.",
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"Don't fry bacon in the nude.",
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"When everything's coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.",
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"Meh.",
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"Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.",
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"Wouldn't it be ironic to die in a living room.",
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"You have rice in your teeth.",
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"Some fortune cookies contain no fortune.",
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"Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.",
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"Some fortune cookies contain no fortune.",
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"Your mind is filled with nothing.",
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"Never tease an armed midget with a high five.",
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"Life will be happy, until the end when you'll pee yourself a lot.",
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"A thrilling time is in your immediate future.",
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"He who laughs lasts is laughing at you.",
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"Someone has Googled you recently.",
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"Don't eat any Chinese food today or you'll be sick.",
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"A man with brown eyes has a surprise for you.",
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"You are not illiterate.",
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"An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly!",
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"Don't panic.",
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"It could be better, but it's good enough.",
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"You will find a thing and it will be important.",
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"Two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.",
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"When chosen for jury duty, tell the judge about this fortune.",
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"You are cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.",
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"Drive like hell and you will get there.",
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"Person who eat fortune cookie gets lousy dessert.",
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"You will soon have an out of money exprience.",
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"He who dies with most money, still dies.",
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"Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.",
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"Life is a sexually transmitted condition.",
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"Give person fish, he eat for a day. Teach person to fish, he smell funny always.",
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"Person who argues with idiot is taken for fool.",
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"Look before you leap. Or wear a parachute.",
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"The end is near, mine as well have dessert.",
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"This fortune is no good. Try another.",
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"Run.",
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"I cannot help you, for I'm just a cookie.",
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"Made in the USA.",
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"Stop procrastinating...starting tomorrow",
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"You pet is planning to eat you.",
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"Don't trust your cat.",
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"Don't be a dick.",
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"Ask your mom.",
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"A lucrative career change awaits. Have you considered gangsta rap?",
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"Ignore previous cookie."
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def self.random_fortune
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random = Random.new
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random_fortune = random.rand(FORTUNES.length - 1)
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FORTUNES[random_fortune]
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end
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end
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puts FortuneCookie.random_fortune
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--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
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name: fortune_cookie
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version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
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version: 0.0.0
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platform: ruby
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authors:
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- Julie Graceffa
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bindir: bin
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cert_chain: []
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date: 2016-09-06 00:00:00.000000000 Z
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dependencies: []
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description: Chinese fortune cookies
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email:
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- julie.graceffa@gmail.com
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executables:
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- fortune
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extensions: []
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extra_rdoc_files: []
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files:
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- bin/fortune
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- lib/fortune_cookie.rb
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homepage:
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licenses:
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- MIT
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metadata: {}
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post_install_message:
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rdoc_options: []
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require_paths:
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- lib
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required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
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requirements:
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version: '0'
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required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
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requirements:
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version: '0'
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requirements: []
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rubyforge_project:
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rubygems_version: 2.6.6
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signing_key:
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specification_version: 4
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summary: Daily Fortune.
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test_files: []
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