farva 0.5.0

data/.gitignore

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+pkg/*
+*.gem
+.bundle

data/Gemfile

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+source "http://rubygems.org"
+
+# Specify your gem's dependencies in farva.gemspec
+gemspec

data/Rakefile

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+require 'bundler'
+Bundler::GemHelper.install_tasks

data/farva.gemspec

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+# -*- encoding: utf-8 -*-
+$:.push File.expand_path("../lib", __FILE__)
+require "farva/version"
+
+Gem::Specification.new do |s|
+  s.name        = "farva"
+  s.version     = Farva::VERSION
+  s.platform    = Gem::Platform::RUBY
+  s.authors     = ["Dan DeMeyere"]
+  s.email       = ["dan@thredup.com"]
+  s.homepage    = ""
+  s.summary     = %q{Generate Office Farva Quotes}
+  s.description = %q{Just about everything.}
+
+  s.rubyforge_project = "farva"
+
+  s.files         = `git ls-files`.split("\n")
+  s.test_files    = `git ls-files -- {test,spec,features}/*`.split("\n")
+  s.executables   = `git ls-files -- bin/*`.split("\n").map{ |f| File.basename(f) }
+  s.require_paths = ["lib"]
+end

data/lib/farva.rb

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+module Farva
+  def self.generate_quote
+    quotes = FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY.shuffle!
+    quotes.first
+  end
+  
+  FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY = []
+  FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?"
+  FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola. \r
+                          Burger Guy: What? \r
+                          Farva: A litre o' cola.\r
+                          Burger Guy: Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola? \r
+                          Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva? \r
+                          Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!"
+  FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Say car Ram-Rod."
+  FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I'll sure
+                          miss her... I guess you could say that about all my girls."
+  FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners."
+  FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Police Chief Grady: I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure.\r
+                          Farva: It's powdered sugar. \r
+                          Police Chief Grady: The lice hate the sugar. \r
+                          Farva: It's delicious."
+  FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "You mean Shenanigans?"
+  FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Don't call me radio, unit 91."  
+  FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Farva: What's this? \r
+                          Rabbit: A chamois cloth. \r
+                          Farva: Ha. Lucky guess. I just lost a buck. To myself."
+  FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Rabbit: Oh, look, a bar of soap.\r 
+                          Farva: Oohoohoh shit. I got you good, you f*****! \r
+                          Mac: Awesome prank, Farva. \r
+                          Farva: Better'n the crap you pull, Mac."
+  FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Who can say \"meow\" the most? You guys are real crazy, hey look out for these guys."
+  FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Farva: MacAttack, wanna go punch for punch? \r
+                          [Mac punches Farva in the stomach] \r
+                          Farva: Oooh good one, I did not specify. Never shit a shitter."
+  FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Who wants cream? Nobody? Okay, no cream."
+  FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Unit 91, unit 91? C'mon Unit 91, quit counting your pubes we have a pursuit out here"
+  FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Captain O'Hagan: There was a time when we'd take a guy like you in the back and beat 
+                          you with a hose. Now you've got your God-damned unions. \r
+                          Farva: Cap'n... you know I'm not a pro-union guy."
+  FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Sing it again, rookie biatch!"
+end

data/lib/farva/version.rb

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+module Farva
+  VERSION = "0.5.0"
+end

metadata

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+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification 
+name: farva
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version 
+  prerelease: false
+  segments: 
+  - 0
+  - 5
+  - 0
+  version: 0.5.0
+platform: ruby
+authors: 
+- Dan DeMeyere
+autorequire: 
+bindir: bin
+cert_chain: []
+
+date: 2011-06-21 00:00:00 -07:00
+default_executable: 
+dependencies: []
+
+description: Just about everything.
+email: 
+- dan@thredup.com
+executables: []
+
+extensions: []
+
+extra_rdoc_files: []
+
+files: 
+- .gitignore
+- Gemfile
+- Rakefile
+- farva.gemspec
+- lib/farva.rb
+- lib/farva/version.rb
+has_rdoc: true
+homepage: ""
+licenses: []
+
+post_install_message: 
+rdoc_options: []
+
+require_paths: 
+- lib
+required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement 
+  none: false
+  requirements: 
+  - - ">="
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version 
+      segments: 
+      - 0
+      version: "0"
+required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement 
+  none: false
+  requirements: 
+  - - ">="
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version 
+      segments: 
+      - 0
+      version: "0"
+requirements: []
+
+rubyforge_project: farva
+rubygems_version: 1.3.7
+signing_key: 
+specification_version: 3
+summary: Generate Office Farva Quotes
+test_files: []
+