faker_fdays 0.0.0

data/lib/faker_fdays.csv

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+cookies. please.
+Fuck.... I broke everything...
+Why this no work?!?
+something about something.
+If dreams were wishes and wishes were fishes...
+wherz da flask
+lemme git init
+commits f'days
+mhmmm coffee
+next level math shit.
+MERGE THIS SPIKE
+DON'T DO IT
+salar sux
+gSnakes
+yup
+de-misunderestimating
+XUPPERNAMEX, WE WENT OVER THIS. EXPANDTAB.
+XUPPERNAMEX, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS.
+Some shit.
+add actual words
+I CAN HAZ COMMENTZ.
+giggle.
+Whatever.
+Finished fondling.
+FONDLED THE CODE
+this is how we generate our shit.
+unh
+It works!
+unionfind is no longer being molested.
+Well, it's doing something.
+I'M PUSHING.
+Whee.
+Whee, good night.
+It'd be nice if type errors caused the compiler to issue a type error
+Fucking templates.
+I hate this fucking language.
+marks
+that coulda been bad
+hoo boy
+It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
+Fucking egotistical bastard. adds expandtab to vimrc
+if you're not using et, fuck off
+WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH MAKE?
+This is a basic implementation that works.
+By works, I meant 'doesnt work'.  Works now..
+Last time I said it works? I was kidding.  Try this.
+Just stop reading these for a while, ok..
+Give me a break, it's 2am.  But it works now.
+Make that it works in 90% of the cases.  3:30.
+Ok, 5am, it works.  For real.
+FOR REAL.
+I don't know what these changes are supposed to accomplish but somebody told me to make them.
+I don't get paid enough for this shit.
+fix some fucking errors
+first blush
+So my boss wanted this button ...
+uhhhhhh
+forgot we're not using a smart language
+include shit
+To those I leave behind, good luck!
+things occurred
+i dunno, maybe this works
+8==========D
+No changes made
+whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
+clarify further the brokenness of C++. why the fuck are we using C++?
+(\ /)<br/>(O.o)<br/>(&gt; &lt;) Bunny approves these changes.
+.
+Friday 5pm
+changes
+A fix I believe, not like I tested or anything
+Useful text
+pgsql is being a pain
+pgsql is more strict, increase the hackiness up to 11
+c&p fail
+syntax
+XNAMEX sucks
+XUPPERNAMEX SUCKS
+fix
+just shoot me
+arrrggghhhhh fixed!
+someone fails and it isn't me
+Gross hack because XNAMEX doesn't know how to code
+totally more readable
+better grepping
+fix
+fix bug, for realz
+fix /sigh
+Does this work
+MOAR BIFURCATION
+bifurcation
+REALLY FUCKING FIXED
+FIX
+better ignores
+More ignore
+more ignores
+more ignored words
+more fixes
+really ignore ignored worsd
+fixes
+/sigh
+fix
+fail
+pointless limitation
+eppic fail XNAMEX
+omg what have I done?
+added super-widget 2.0.
+tagging release w.t.f.
+I can't believe it took so long to fix this.
+I must have been drunk.
+This is why the cat shouldn't sit on my keyboard.
+This is why git rebase is a horrible horrible thing.
+ajax-loader hotness, oh yeah
+XNAMEX broke the regex, lame
+small is a real HTML tag, who knew.
+WTF is this.
+Do things better, faster, stronger
+Fixed a bug cause XNAMEX said to
+Use a real JS construct, WTF knows why this works in chromium.
+Added a banner to the default admin page. Please have mercy on me =(
+needs more cow bell
+Switched off unit test X because the build had to go out now and there was no time to fix it properly.
+Updated
+I must sleep... it's working... in just three hours...
+I was wrong...
+Completed with no bugs...
+Fixed a little bug...
+Fixed a bug in NoteLineCount... not seriously...
+woa!! this one was really HARD!
+Made it to compile...
+changed things...
+touched...
+i think i fixed a bug...
+perfect...
+Moved something to somewhere... goodnight...
+oops, forgot to add the file
+Corrected mistakes
+oops
+oops!
+put code that worked where the code that didn't used to be
+Nothing to see here, move along
+I am even stupider than I thought
+I don't know what the hell I was thinking.
+fixed errors in the previous commit
+Committed some changes
+Some bugs fixed
+Minor updates
+Added missing file in previous commit
+bug fix
+typo
+bara bra grejjor
+Continued development...
+Does anyone read this? I'll be at the coffee shop accross the street.
+That's just how I roll
+work in progress
+minor changes
+some brief changes
+assorted changes
+lots and lots of changes
+another big bag of changes
+lots of changes after a lot of time
+LOTS of changes. period
+XNAMEX made me do it
+Test commit. Please ignore
+I'm just a grunt. Don't blame me for this awful PoS.
+I did it for the lulz!
+I'll explain this when I'm sober .. or revert it
+Obligatory placeholder commit message
+A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...
+Fixed the build.
+Fixing XNAMEX's bug.
+Fixing XNAMEX's bugs.
+various changes
+One more time, but with feeling.
+Handled a particular error.
+Fixed unnecessary bug.
+Removed code.
+Added translation.
+Updated build targets.
+Refactored configuration.
+Locating the required gigapixels to render...
+Spinning up the hamster...
+Shovelling coal into the server...
+Programming the flux capacitor
+The last time I tried this the monkey didn't survive. Let's hope it works better this time.
+I should have had a V8 this morning.
+640K ought to be enough for anybody
+pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
+a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them
+This is the last time we let XNAMEX commit ascii porn in the comments.
+Who has two thumbs and remembers the rudiments of his linear algebra courses?  Apparently, this guy.
+workaround for ant being a pile of fail
+Don't push this commit
+rats
+squash me
+fixed mistaken bug
+Final commit, ready for tagging
+-m \'So I hear you like commits ...\'
+epic
+need another beer
+Well the book was obviously wrong.
+lolwhat?
+Another commit to keep my CAN streak going.
+I cannot believe that it took this long to write a test for this.
+TDD: 1, Me: 0
+Yep, XNAMEX was right on this one.
+Yes, I was being sarcastic.
+Apparently works-for-me is a crappy excuse.
+tl;dr
+I would rather be playing SC2.
+Crap. Tonight is raid night and I am already late.
+I know what I am doing. Trust me.
+You should have trusted me.
+Is there an award for this?
+Is there an achievement for this?
+I'm totally adding this to epic win. +300
+This really should not take 19 minutes to build.
+fixed the israeli-palestinian conflict
+SHIT ===> GOLD
+Committing in accordance with the prophecy.
+It compiles! Ship it!
+LOL!
+Reticulating splines...
+SEXY RUSSIAN CODES WAITING FOR YOU TO CALL
+s/import/include/
+extra debug for stuff module
+debug line test
+debugo
+remove debug<br/>all good
+debug suff
+more debug... who overwrote!
+FUCKING XUPPERNAMEX
+these confounded tests drive me nuts
+For great justice.
+QuickFix.
+oops - thought I got that one.
+removed echo and die statements, lolz.
+somebody keeps erasing my changes.
+doh.
+pam anderson is going to love me.
+added security.
+arrgghh... damn this thing for not working.
+jobs... steve jobs
+and a comma
+this is my quickfix branch and i will use to do my quickfixes
+Fix my stupidness
+and so the crazy refactoring process sees the sunlight after some months in the dark!
+gave up and used tables.
+[Insert your commit message here. Be sure to make it descriptive.]
+Removed test case since code didn't pass QA
+removed tests since i can't make them green
+stuff
+more stuff
+Become a programmer, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
+Same as last commit with changes
+foo
+just checking if git is working properly...
+fixed some minor stuff, might need some additional work.
+just trolling the repo
+All your codebase are belong to us.
+Somebody set up us the bomb.
+should work I guess...
+To be honest, I do not quite remember everything I changed here today. But it is all good, I tell ya.
+well crap.
+herpderp (redux)
+herpderp
+Derp
+derpherp
+Herping the derp
+sometimes you just herp the derp so hard it herpderps
+Derp. Fix missing constant post rename
+Herping the fucking derp right here and now.
+Derp, asset redirection in dev mode
+mergederp
+Derp search/replace fuckup
+Herpy dooves.
+Derpy hooves
+derp, helper method rename
+Herping the derp derp (silly scoping error)
+Herp derp I left the debug in there and forgot to reset errors.
+Reset error count between rows. herpderp
+hey, what's that over there?!
+hey, look over there!
+It worked for me...
+Does not work.
+Either Hot Shit or Total Bollocks
+Arrrrgggg
+Don’t mess with Voodoo
+I expected something different.
+Todo!!!
+This is supposed to crash
+No changes after this point.
+I know, I know, this is not how I’m supposed to do it, but I can't think of something better.
+Don’t even try to refactor it.
+(c) Microsoft 1988
+Please no changes this time.
+Why The Fuck?
+We should delete this crap before shipping.
+Shit code!
+ALL SORTS OF THINGS
+Herpderp, shoulda check if it does really compile.
+I CAN HAZ PYTHON, I CAN HAZ INDENTS
+XNAMEX rebase plx?
+Major fixup.
+less french words
+breathe, =, breathe
+IEize
+this doesn't really make things faster, but I tried
+this should fix it
+forgot to save that file
+Glue. Match sticks. Paper. Build script!
+Argh! About to give up :(
+Blaming regex.
+oops
+it's friday
+yo recipes
+Not sure why
+lol digg
+grrrr
+For real, this time.
+Feed. You. Stuff. No time.
+I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
+DEAL WITH IT
+commit
+tunning
+I really should've committed this when I finished it...
+It's getting hard to keep up with the crap I've trashed
+I honestly wish I could remember what was going on here...
+I must enjoy torturing myself
+For the sake of my sanity, just ignore this...
+That last commit message about silly mistakes pales in comparision to this one
+My bad
+Still can't get this right...
+Nitpicking about alphabetizing methods, minor OCD thing
+Committing fixes in the dark, seriously, who killed my power!?
+You can't see it, but I'm making a very angry face right now
+Fix the fixes
+It's secret!
+Commit committed....
+No time to commit.. My people need me!
+Something fixed
+I'm hungry
+asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfadsf
+hmmm
+formatted all
+Replace all whitespaces with tabs.
+s/    /  /g
+I'm too foo for this bar
+Things went wrong...
+??! what the ...
+This solves it.
+Working on tests (haha)
+fixed conflicts (LOL merge -s ours; push -f)
+last minute fixes.
+fuckup.
+Revert 'fuckup'.
+should work now.
+final commit.
+done. going to bed now.
+buenas those-things.
+Your commit is writing checks your merge can't cash.
+This branch is so dirty, even your mom can't clean it.
+wip
+Revert 'just testing, remember to revert'
+bla
+harharhar
+restored deleted entities just to be sure
+added some filthy stuff
+bugger
+lol
+oopsie B|
+Copy pasta fail. still had a instead of a
+Now added delete for real
+grmbl
+move your body every every body
+Trying to fake a conflict
+And a commit that I don't know the reason of...
+ffs
+that's all folks
+Fucking submodule bull shit
+apparently i did something…

data/lib/faker_fdays.rb

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+require 'csv'
+
+module Faker
+  class Commit
+
+    def self.generate
+      commits = []
+      CSV.foreach("lib/faker_fdays.csv") do |row|
+        commits << row
+      end
+      commits.sample[0]
+    end
+
+  end
+end

metadata

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+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
+name: faker_fdays
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+  version: 0.0.0
+  prerelease: 
+platform: ruby
+authors:
+- Natalie Uduwela
+- Kenneth Yu
+autorequire: 
+bindir: bin
+cert_chain: []
+date: 2013-10-22 00:00:00.000000000 Z
+dependencies: []
+description: A lite faker gem to generate fake commit messages.
+email: natuduwela@gmail.com
+executables: []
+extensions: []
+extra_rdoc_files: []
+files:
+- lib/faker_fdays.rb
+- lib/faker_fdays.csv
+homepage: http://rubygems.org/gems/faker_fdays
+licenses:
+- DBC
+post_install_message: 
+rdoc_options: []
+require_paths:
+- lib
+required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  none: false
+  requirements:
+  - - ! '>='
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  none: false
+  requirements:
+  - - ! '>='
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+requirements: []
+rubyforge_project: 
+rubygems_version: 1.8.25
+signing_key: 
+specification_version: 3
+summary: When you can't think of a good commit, fake it.
+test_files: []