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- checksums.yaml +4 -4
- data/CHANGELOG.md +1131 -19
- data/README.md +249 -105
- data/lib/faker/blockchain/aeternity.rb +5 -5
- data/lib/faker/blockchain/bitcoin.rb +2 -2
- data/lib/faker/blockchain/ethereum.rb +1 -1
- data/lib/faker/blockchain/tezos.rb +31 -3
- data/lib/faker/books/dune.rb +17 -12
- data/lib/faker/books/lovecraft.rb +16 -44
- data/lib/faker/books/the_kingkiller_chronicle.rb +61 -0
- data/lib/faker/creature/bird.rb +203 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/address.rb +42 -32
- data/lib/faker/default/adjective.rb +35 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/alphanumeric.rb +2 -8
- data/lib/faker/default/app.rb +1 -10
- data/lib/faker/default/avatar.rb +1 -12
- data/lib/faker/default/bank.rb +104 -19
- data/lib/faker/default/barcode.rb +165 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/beer.rb +3 -3
- data/lib/faker/default/blood.rb +48 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/boolean.rb +1 -4
- data/lib/faker/default/business.rb +1 -1
- data/lib/faker/default/camera.rb +46 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/cannabis.rb +10 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/chile_rut.rb +62 -18
- data/lib/faker/default/chuck_norris.rb +1 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/code.rb +162 -52
- data/lib/faker/default/color.rb +77 -6
- data/lib/faker/default/commerce.rb +105 -28
- data/lib/faker/default/company.rb +210 -28
- data/lib/faker/default/compass.rb +135 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/computer.rb +63 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/construction.rb +54 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/cosmere.rb +90 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/crypto.rb +26 -4
- data/lib/faker/default/crypto_coin.rb +48 -15
- data/lib/faker/default/date.rb +81 -54
- data/lib/faker/default/demographic.rb +1 -5
- data/lib/faker/default/driving_licence.rb +85 -18
- data/lib/faker/default/drone.rb +332 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/educator.rb +13 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/emotion.rb +33 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/file.rb +53 -21
- data/lib/faker/default/finance.rb +75 -7
- data/lib/faker/default/food.rb +28 -2
- data/lib/faker/default/gender.rb +1 -1
- data/lib/faker/default/hipster.rb +108 -51
- data/lib/faker/default/hobby.rb +22 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/html.rb +230 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/id_number.rb +251 -17
- data/lib/faker/default/internet.rb +361 -113
- data/lib/faker/default/internet_http.rb +48 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/invoice.rb +37 -23
- data/lib/faker/default/json.rb +63 -25
- data/lib/faker/default/lorem.rb +177 -75
- data/lib/faker/default/lorem_flickr.rb +69 -37
- data/lib/faker/default/markdown.rb +97 -11
- data/lib/faker/default/marketing.rb +1 -1
- data/lib/faker/default/measurement.rb +101 -42
- data/lib/faker/default/military.rb +26 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/mountain.rb +33 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/name.rb +99 -5
- data/lib/faker/default/nation.rb +0 -3
- data/lib/faker/default/{nhs.rb → national_health_service.rb} +26 -6
- data/lib/faker/default/number.rb +39 -69
- data/lib/faker/default/omniauth.rb +115 -57
- data/lib/faker/default/phone_number.rb +112 -14
- data/lib/faker/default/placeholdit.rb +23 -12
- data/lib/faker/default/relationship.rb +2 -6
- data/lib/faker/default/religion.rb +6 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/science.rb +108 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/slack_emoji.rb +81 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/source.rb +3 -16
- data/lib/faker/default/south_africa.rb +93 -3
- data/lib/faker/default/space.rb +1 -1
- data/lib/faker/default/string.rb +18 -8
- data/lib/faker/default/stripe.rb +68 -23
- data/lib/faker/default/tea.rb +41 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/theater.rb +52 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/time.rb +4 -34
- data/lib/faker/default/twitter.rb +42 -23
- data/lib/faker/default/types.rb +92 -34
- data/lib/faker/default/university.rb +45 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/vehicle.rb +227 -57
- data/lib/faker/default/verb.rb +45 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/vulnerability_identifier.rb +23 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/world_cup.rb +6 -15
- data/lib/faker/fantasy/tolkien.rb +67 -0
- data/lib/faker/games/clash_of_clans.rb +48 -0
- data/lib/faker/games/control.rb +113 -0
- data/lib/faker/games/dnd.rb +178 -0
- data/lib/faker/games/dota.rb +14 -5
- data/lib/faker/games/elder_scrolls.rb +26 -0
- data/lib/faker/games/final_fantasy_xiv.rb +73 -0
- data/lib/faker/games/heroes.rb +13 -0
- data/lib/faker/games/heroes_of_the_storm.rb +16 -5
- data/lib/faker/games/minecraft.rb +113 -0
- data/lib/faker/games/myst.rb +1 -1
- data/lib/faker/games/street_fighter.rb +61 -0
- data/lib/faker/games/super_mario.rb +48 -0
- data/lib/faker/games/tarkov.rb +205 -0
- data/lib/faker/games/touhou.rb +75 -0
- data/lib/faker/games/warhammer_fantasy.rb +74 -0
- data/lib/faker/games/witcher.rb +39 -0
- data/lib/faker/games/world_of_warcraft.rb +26 -1
- data/lib/faker/japanese_media/conan.rb +48 -0
- data/lib/faker/japanese_media/cowboy_bebop.rb +61 -0
- data/lib/faker/japanese_media/doraemon.rb +48 -0
- data/lib/faker/japanese_media/dragon_ball.rb +26 -0
- data/lib/faker/japanese_media/fullmetal_alchemist_brotherhood.rb +51 -0
- data/lib/faker/japanese_media/kamen_rider.rb +102 -0
- data/lib/faker/japanese_media/naruto.rb +61 -0
- data/lib/faker/japanese_media/one_piece.rb +1 -1
- data/lib/faker/japanese_media/studio_ghibli.rb +48 -0
- data/lib/faker/locations/australia.rb +52 -0
- data/lib/faker/movies/avatar.rb +49 -0
- data/lib/faker/movies/departed.rb +49 -0
- data/lib/faker/movies/hackers.rb +48 -0
- data/lib/faker/movies/hobbit.rb +4 -4
- data/lib/faker/movies/how_to_train_your_dragon.rb +48 -0
- data/lib/faker/movies/lord_of_the_rings.rb +3 -3
- data/lib/faker/movies/movie.rb +13 -0
- data/lib/faker/movies/star_wars.rb +75 -7
- data/lib/faker/movies/the_room.rb +63 -0
- data/lib/faker/movies/tron.rb +161 -0
- data/lib/faker/music/hiphop.rb +48 -0
- data/lib/faker/music/music.rb +12 -0
- data/lib/faker/music/opera.rb +237 -1
- data/lib/faker/music/pearl_jam.rb +50 -0
- data/lib/faker/music/phish.rb +27 -1
- data/lib/faker/music/prince.rb +64 -0
- data/lib/faker/music/rock_band.rb +12 -0
- data/lib/faker/music/rush.rb +37 -0
- data/lib/faker/music/smashing_pumpkins.rb +64 -0
- data/lib/faker/quotes/quote.rb +93 -1
- data/lib/faker/quotes/rajnikanth.rb +1 -0
- data/lib/faker/quotes/shakespeare.rb +70 -0
- data/lib/faker/religion/bible.rb +50 -0
- data/lib/faker/sports/chess.rb +90 -0
- data/lib/faker/sports/mountaineering.rb +22 -0
- data/lib/faker/sports/sport.rb +116 -0
- data/lib/faker/sports/volleyball.rb +74 -0
- data/lib/faker/travel/airport.rb +43 -0
- data/lib/faker/travel/train_station.rb +54 -0
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/aqua_teen_hunger_force.rb +13 -0
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/archer.rb +51 -0
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/big_bang_theory.rb +37 -0
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/brooklyn_nine_nine.rb +38 -0
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/buffy.rb +17 -4
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/dr_who.rb +1 -1
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/final_space.rb +51 -0
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/futurama.rb +65 -0
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/michael_scott.rb +0 -3
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/simpsons.rb +14 -0
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/south_park.rb +15 -0
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/spongebob.rb +50 -0
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/suits.rb +37 -0
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/supernatural.rb +48 -0
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/the_fresh_prince_of_bel_air.rb +17 -4
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/the_office.rb +37 -0
- data/lib/faker/version.rb +2 -2
- data/lib/faker.rb +51 -87
- data/lib/helpers/base58.rb +1 -1
- data/lib/helpers/char.rb +22 -27
- data/lib/helpers/deprecator.rb +53 -0
- data/lib/helpers/positional_generator.rb +480 -0
- data/lib/helpers/unique_generator.rb +13 -13
- data/lib/locales/README.md +18 -2
- data/lib/locales/ar.yml +6 -1
- data/lib/locales/bg.yml +1 -2
- data/lib/locales/da-DK.yml +529 -35
- data/lib/locales/de-AT.yml +3487 -25
- data/lib/locales/de-CH.yml +6020 -9
- data/lib/locales/de.yml +7185 -97
- data/lib/locales/ee.yml +0 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/address.yml +1828 -562
- data/lib/locales/en/adjective.yml +179 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/airport.yml +381 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/animal.yml +1 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/aqua_teen_hunger_force.yml +33 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/archer.yml +75 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/australia.yml +108 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/avatar.yml +31 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/bank.yml +2 -2
- data/lib/locales/en/barcode.yml +24 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/bible.yml +90 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/big_bang_theory.yml +38 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/bird.yml +1281 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/blood.yml +13 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/book.yml +487 -3
- data/lib/locales/en/brooklyn_nine_nine.yml +35 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/buffy.yml +1 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/camera.yml +611 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/cat.yml +1 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/chess.yml +103 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/clash_of_clan.yml +101 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/coffee.yml +1 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/commerce.yml +17 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/community.yml +17 -17
- data/lib/locales/en/company.yml +3 -2
- data/lib/locales/en/computer.yml +55 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/conan.yml +171 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/control.yml +247 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/cowboy_bebop.yml +163 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/demographic.yml +218 -5
- data/lib/locales/en/departed.yml +50 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/device.yml +112 -4
- data/lib/locales/en/dnd.yml +636 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/dog.yml +262 -7
- data/lib/locales/en/doraemon.yml +286 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/dota.yml +704 -63
- data/lib/locales/en/dragon_ball.yml +243 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/driving_license.yml +181 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/drone.yml +95 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/dune.yml +270 -131
- data/lib/locales/en/educator.yml +6 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/elder_scrolls.yml +583 -9
- data/lib/locales/en/emotion.yml +480 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/fallout.yml +311 -133
- data/lib/locales/en/file.yml +9 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/final_fantasy_xiv.yml +754 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/final_space.yml +37 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/finance.yml +80 -4
- data/lib/locales/en/food.yml +1067 -10
- data/lib/locales/en/football.yml +3 -3
- data/lib/locales/en/fresh_prince_of_bel_air.yml +1 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/fullmetal_alchemist_brotherhood.yml +78 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/futurama.yml +344 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/game.yml +11 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/hackers.yml +53 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/half_life.yml +84 -3
- data/lib/locales/en/harry_potter.yml +1 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/heroes.yml +408 -3
- data/lib/locales/en/heroes_of_the_storm.yml +131 -4
- data/lib/locales/en/hobby.yml +171 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/horse.yml +2 -2
- data/lib/locales/en/house.yml +1 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/how_to_train_your_dragon.yml +174 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/id_number.yml +1 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/internet.yml +136 -3
- data/lib/locales/en/jack_handey.yml +54 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/kamen_rider.yml +452 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/kpop.yml +7 -7
- data/lib/locales/en/league_of_legends.yml +285 -6
- data/lib/locales/en/lebowski.yml +1 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/lovecraft.yml +76 -6
- data/lib/locales/en/military.yml +179 -5
- data/lib/locales/en/minecraft.yml +663 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/mitch_hedberg.yml +46 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/mountain.yml +171 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/mountaineering.yml +14 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/movie.yml +194 -2
- data/lib/locales/en/music.yml +461 -29
- data/lib/locales/en/myst.yml +87 -31
- data/lib/locales/en/name.yml +5 -4
- data/lib/locales/en/naruto.yml +230 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/one_piece.yml +2 -2
- data/lib/locales/en/opera.yml +169 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/overwatch.yml +2648 -2622
- data/lib/locales/en/pearl_jam.yml +213 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/phish.yml +392 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/phone_number.yml +78 -3
- data/lib/locales/en/pokemon.yml +417 -4
- data/lib/locales/en/prince.yml +227 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/quote.yml +692 -163
- data/lib/locales/en/rock_band.yml +1 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/rush.yml +32 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/science.yml +481 -3
- data/lib/locales/en/shakespeare.yml +21 -24
- data/lib/locales/en/simpsons.yml +668 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/smashing_pumpkins.yml +382 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/source.yml +35 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/south_park.yml +360 -2
- data/lib/locales/en/space.yml +1 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/spongebob.yml +489 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/sport.yml +130 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/star_trek.yml +1 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/star_wars.yml +568 -220
- data/lib/locales/en/stranger_thing.yml +1 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/street_fighter.yml +1524 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/studio_ghibli.yml +107 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/suits.yml +45 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/super_mario.yml +58 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/super_smash_bros.yml +23 -6
- data/lib/locales/en/supernatural.yml +141 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/tarkov.yml +593 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/tea.yml +172 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/the_kingkiller_chronicle.yml +56 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/the_office.yml +86 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/the_room.yml +68 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/theater.yml +597 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/tolkien.yml +2453 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/touhou.yml +839 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/train_station.yml +280 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/tron.yml +227 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/vehicle.yml +2809 -75
- data/lib/locales/en/volleyball.yml +501 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/warhammer_fantasy.yml +582 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/witcher.yml +426 -7
- data/lib/locales/en/world_of_warcraft.yml +122 -4
- data/lib/locales/en/zelda.yml +962 -4
- data/lib/locales/en-AU.yml +728 -17
- data/lib/locales/en-CA.yml +373 -16
- data/lib/locales/en-GB.yml +116 -8
- data/lib/locales/en-IND.yml +1259 -16
- data/lib/locales/en-KE.yml +212 -0
- data/lib/locales/en-MS.yml +364 -16
- data/lib/locales/en-NEP.yml +212 -35
- data/lib/locales/en-NG.yml +1 -0
- data/lib/locales/en-NZ.yml +1153 -121
- data/lib/locales/en-PAK.yml +369 -9
- data/lib/locales/en-SG.yml +581 -15
- data/lib/locales/en-UG.yml +1 -0
- data/lib/locales/en-US.yml +6937 -71
- data/lib/locales/en-ZA.yml +1 -1
- data/lib/locales/en-au-ocker.yml +266 -21
- data/lib/locales/en.yml +0 -3
- data/lib/locales/es-AR.yml +4570 -0
- data/lib/locales/es-MX.yml +1 -2
- data/lib/locales/es.yml +58 -3
- data/lib/locales/fi-FI.yml +4 -2
- data/lib/locales/fr/address.yml +20 -0
- data/lib/locales/fr/adjective.yml +266 -0
- data/lib/locales/fr/ancient.yml +141 -0
- data/lib/locales/fr/animal.yml +5 -0
- data/lib/locales/fr/appliance.yml +4 -0
- data/lib/locales/fr/book.yml +7 -0
- data/lib/locales/fr/color.yml +4 -0
- data/lib/locales/fr/company.yml +17 -0
- data/lib/locales/fr/compass.yml +23 -0
- data/lib/locales/fr/demographic.yml +4 -0
- data/lib/locales/fr/gender.yml +6 -0
- data/lib/locales/fr/internet.yml +4 -0
- data/lib/locales/fr/lorem.yml +5 -0
- data/lib/locales/fr/measurement.yml +7 -0
- data/lib/locales/fr/name.yml +22 -0
- data/lib/locales/fr/phone_number.yml +7 -0
- data/lib/locales/fr/pokemon.yml +7 -0
- data/lib/locales/fr-CA.yml +2748 -43
- data/lib/locales/fr-CH.yml +3 -4
- data/lib/locales/fr.yml +2 -112
- data/lib/locales/hy.yml +3624 -119
- data/lib/locales/id.yml +839 -10
- data/lib/locales/it.yml +1304 -31
- data/lib/locales/ja/README.md +13 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/address.yml +120539 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/adjective.yml +148 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/ancient.yml +4 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/animal.yml +5 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/bank.yml +4 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/book.yml +7 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/cat.yml +5 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/coffee.yml +4 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/color.yml +4 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/commerce.yml +11 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/company.yml +8 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/dog.yml +6 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/emotion.yml +51 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/food.yml +4 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/football.yml +115 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/gender.yml +4 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/lorem.yml +9 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/name.yml +13 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/naruto.yml +230 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/overwatch.yml +5 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/phone_number.yml +7 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/pokemon.yml +7 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/relationship.yml +10 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/restaurant.yml +11 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/space.yml +5 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/sport.yml +130 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/studio_ghibli.yml +112 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/subscription.yml +8 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/super_mario.yml +9 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/super_smash_bros.yml +8 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/touhou.yml +466 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/university.yml +9 -0
- data/lib/locales/ja/zelda.yml +5 -0
- data/lib/locales/ko.yml +1450 -17
- data/lib/locales/lt.yml +315 -0
- data/lib/locales/lv.yml +1 -2
- data/lib/locales/mi-NZ.yml +283 -0
- data/lib/locales/nb-NO.yml +518 -27
- data/lib/locales/nl.yml +1 -1
- data/lib/locales/pl.yml +1 -2
- data/lib/locales/pt-BR.yml +8157 -659
- data/lib/locales/pt.yml +844 -43
- data/lib/locales/ru.yml +1355 -30
- data/lib/locales/sk.yml +4410 -41
- data/lib/locales/sv.yml +100 -0
- data/lib/locales/th.yml +76 -76
- data/lib/locales/tr.yml +1 -2
- data/lib/locales/uk.yml +1810 -44
- data/lib/locales/vi.yml +1 -0
- data/lib/locales/zh-CN/bank.yml +17 -0
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- Alternative Fuel
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- Getting Wood
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- Leader Of The Pack
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- Lion Hunter
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- Local Brewery
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- Map Room
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- Master Trader
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- Me Gold!
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- Andesite
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- Oak Wood
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- Oak Leaves
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- Sponge
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- Glass
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- Dispenser
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- Sandstone
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- Note Block
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- Bed
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- Dead Bush
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- Blue Wool
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- Torch
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- Chest
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- Farmland
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- Furnace
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- Rail
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- Lever
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- Snow
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- Vines
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- Channeling
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- Cleaving
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- Fortune
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- Lure
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- Power
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- Protection
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- Punch
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- Sweeping Edge
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436
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- Thorns
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437
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- Unbreaking
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438
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game_mode:
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439
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- Adventure
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440
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+
- Creative
|
441
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+
- Demo
|
442
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+
- Hardcore
|
443
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+
- Spectator
|
444
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+
- Survival
|
445
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+
items:
|
446
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+
- Iron Shovel
|
447
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+
- Iron Pickaxe
|
448
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+
- Iron Axe
|
449
|
+
- Flint and Steel
|
450
|
+
- Apple
|
451
|
+
- Bow
|
452
|
+
- Arrow
|
453
|
+
- Coal
|
454
|
+
- Charcoal
|
455
|
+
- Diamond
|
456
|
+
- Iron Ingot
|
457
|
+
- Gold Ingot
|
458
|
+
- Iron Sword
|
459
|
+
- Wooden Sword
|
460
|
+
- Wooden Shovel
|
461
|
+
- Wooden Pickaxe
|
462
|
+
- Wooden Axe
|
463
|
+
- Stone Sword
|
464
|
+
- Stone Shovel
|
465
|
+
- Stone Pickaxe
|
466
|
+
- Stone Axe
|
467
|
+
- Diamond Sword
|
468
|
+
- Diamond Shovel
|
469
|
+
- Diamond Pickaxe
|
470
|
+
- Diamond Axe
|
471
|
+
- Stick
|
472
|
+
- Bowl
|
473
|
+
- Mushroom Stew
|
474
|
+
- Golden Sword
|
475
|
+
- Golden Shovel
|
476
|
+
- Golden Pickaxe
|
477
|
+
- Golden Axe
|
478
|
+
- String
|
479
|
+
- Feather
|
480
|
+
- Gunpowder
|
481
|
+
- Wooden Hoe
|
482
|
+
- Stone Hoe
|
483
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+
- Iron Hoe
|
484
|
+
- Diamond Hoe
|
485
|
+
- Golden Hoe
|
486
|
+
- Wheat Seeds
|
487
|
+
- Wheat
|
488
|
+
- Bread
|
489
|
+
- Leather Helmet
|
490
|
+
- Leather Tunic
|
491
|
+
- Leather Pants
|
492
|
+
- Leather Boots
|
493
|
+
- Chainmail Helmet
|
494
|
+
- Chainmail Chestplate
|
495
|
+
- Chainmail Leggings
|
496
|
+
- Chainmail Boots
|
497
|
+
- Iron Helmet
|
498
|
+
- Iron Chestplate
|
499
|
+
- Iron Leggings
|
500
|
+
- Iron Boots
|
501
|
+
- Diamond Helmet
|
502
|
+
- Diamond Chestplate
|
503
|
+
- Diamond Leggings
|
504
|
+
- Diamond Boots
|
505
|
+
- Golden Helmet
|
506
|
+
- Golden Chestplate
|
507
|
+
- Golden Leggings
|
508
|
+
- Golden Boots
|
509
|
+
- Flint
|
510
|
+
- Raw Porkchop
|
511
|
+
- Cooked Porkchop
|
512
|
+
- Painting
|
513
|
+
- Golden Apple
|
514
|
+
- Enchanted Golden Apple
|
515
|
+
- Sign
|
516
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+
- Oak Door
|
517
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+
- Bucket
|
518
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+
- Water Bucket
|
519
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+
- Lava Bucket
|
520
|
+
- Minecart
|
521
|
+
- Saddle
|
522
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+
- Iron Door
|
523
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+
- Redstone
|
524
|
+
- Snowball
|
525
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+
- Oak Boat
|
526
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+
- Leather
|
527
|
+
- Milk Bucket
|
528
|
+
- Brick
|
529
|
+
- Clay
|
530
|
+
- Sugar Canes
|
531
|
+
- Paper
|
532
|
+
- Book
|
533
|
+
- Slimeball
|
534
|
+
- Minecart with Chest
|
535
|
+
- Minecart with Furnace
|
536
|
+
- Egg
|
537
|
+
- Compass
|
538
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+
- Fishing Rod
|
539
|
+
- Clock
|
540
|
+
- Glowstone Dust
|
541
|
+
- Raw Fish
|
542
|
+
- Raw Salmon
|
543
|
+
- Clownfish
|
544
|
+
- Pufferfish
|
545
|
+
- Cooked Fish
|
546
|
+
- Cooked Salmon
|
547
|
+
- Ink Sack
|
548
|
+
- Rose Red
|
549
|
+
- Cactus Green
|
550
|
+
- Coco Beans
|
551
|
+
- Lapis Lazuli
|
552
|
+
- Purple Dye
|
553
|
+
- Cyan Dye
|
554
|
+
- Light Gray Dye
|
555
|
+
- Gray Dye
|
556
|
+
- Pink Dye
|
557
|
+
- Lime Dye
|
558
|
+
- Dandelion Yellow
|
559
|
+
- Light Blue Dye
|
560
|
+
- Magenta Dye
|
561
|
+
- Orange Dye
|
562
|
+
- Bone Meal
|
563
|
+
- Bone
|
564
|
+
- Sugar
|
565
|
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mobs:
|
566
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- Sheep
|
567
|
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- Cow
|
568
|
+
- Fox
|
569
|
+
- Bat
|
570
|
+
- Chicken
|
571
|
+
- Cod
|
572
|
+
- Ocelot
|
573
|
+
- Pig
|
574
|
+
- Rabbit
|
575
|
+
- Salmon
|
576
|
+
- Mooshroom
|
577
|
+
- Squid
|
578
|
+
- Tropical fish
|
579
|
+
- Turtle
|
580
|
+
- Villager
|
581
|
+
- Wandering trader
|
582
|
+
- Pufferfish
|
583
|
+
- Donkey
|
584
|
+
- Horse
|
585
|
+
- Cat
|
586
|
+
- Parrot
|
587
|
+
- Mule
|
588
|
+
- Skeleton horse
|
589
|
+
- Dolphin
|
590
|
+
- Polar bear
|
591
|
+
- Trader llama
|
592
|
+
- Llama
|
593
|
+
- Panda
|
594
|
+
- Wolf
|
595
|
+
- Bee
|
596
|
+
- Iron golem
|
597
|
+
- Spider
|
598
|
+
- Cave Spider
|
599
|
+
- Enderman
|
600
|
+
- Zombie Pigman
|
601
|
+
- Evoker
|
602
|
+
- Vindicator
|
603
|
+
- Pillager
|
604
|
+
- Ravager
|
605
|
+
- Vex
|
606
|
+
- Chicken Jockey
|
607
|
+
- Endermite
|
608
|
+
- Guardian
|
609
|
+
- Elder Guardian
|
610
|
+
- Shulker
|
611
|
+
- Skeleton Horseman
|
612
|
+
- Husk
|
613
|
+
- Stray
|
614
|
+
- Phantom
|
615
|
+
- Blaze
|
616
|
+
- Creeper
|
617
|
+
- Ghast
|
618
|
+
- Magma Cube
|
619
|
+
- Silverfish
|
620
|
+
- Skeleton
|
621
|
+
- Slime
|
622
|
+
- Spider Jockey
|
623
|
+
- Zombie
|
624
|
+
- Zombie Villager
|
625
|
+
- Drowned
|
626
|
+
- Wither Skeleton
|
627
|
+
- Witch
|
628
|
+
- Hoglin
|
629
|
+
- Piglin
|
630
|
+
status_effect:
|
631
|
+
- Absorption
|
632
|
+
- Bad Luck
|
633
|
+
- Bad Omen
|
634
|
+
- Blindness
|
635
|
+
- Conduit Power
|
636
|
+
- Dolphin's Grace
|
637
|
+
- Fatal Poison
|
638
|
+
- Fire Resistance
|
639
|
+
- Glowing
|
640
|
+
- Haste
|
641
|
+
- Health Boost
|
642
|
+
- Hero of the Village
|
643
|
+
- Hunger
|
644
|
+
- Instant Damage
|
645
|
+
- Instant Health
|
646
|
+
- Invisibility
|
647
|
+
- Jump Boost
|
648
|
+
- Levitation
|
649
|
+
- Luck
|
650
|
+
- Mining Fatigue
|
651
|
+
- Nausea
|
652
|
+
- Night Vision
|
653
|
+
- Poison
|
654
|
+
- Regeneration
|
655
|
+
- Resistance
|
656
|
+
- Saturation
|
657
|
+
- Slow Falling
|
658
|
+
- Slowness
|
659
|
+
- Speed
|
660
|
+
- Strength
|
661
|
+
- Water Breathing
|
662
|
+
- Weakness
|
663
|
+
- Wither
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mitch_hedberg:
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- An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. You should never see an 'Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order' sign, just 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience'.
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- I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
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- Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
|
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- I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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- I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
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- Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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- My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
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- My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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- I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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- I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
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- I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time.
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- Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
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- Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
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- I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
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- I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
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- This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty.
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- If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
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- The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
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- I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
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- I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
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- Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
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- I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
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- I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
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- I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
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- I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
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- I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
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- My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.
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- I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.
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- If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
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- I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary.
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- People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.
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- I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.
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- It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.
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- I like Kit-Kats, unless I'm with four or more people.
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- Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
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- I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.
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- When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
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- I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
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- Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.
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- I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
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- I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
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- You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.
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