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  1. checksums.yaml +4 -4
  2. data/CHANGELOG.md +421 -13
  3. data/History.md +4 -4
  4. data/README.md +33 -3
  5. data/lib/faker.rb +28 -23
  6. data/lib/faker/blockchain/aeternity.rb +4 -4
  7. data/lib/faker/blockchain/bitcoin.rb +2 -2
  8. data/lib/faker/blockchain/tezos.rb +30 -2
  9. data/lib/faker/books/dune.rb +15 -2
  10. data/lib/faker/books/lovecraft.rb +8 -4
  11. data/lib/faker/creature/bird.rb +203 -0
  12. data/lib/faker/default/address.rb +35 -5
  13. data/lib/faker/default/app.rb +1 -1
  14. data/lib/faker/default/avatar.rb +1 -1
  15. data/lib/faker/default/bank.rb +96 -3
  16. data/lib/faker/default/barcode.rb +165 -0
  17. data/lib/faker/default/beer.rb +3 -3
  18. data/lib/faker/default/blood.rb +48 -0
  19. data/lib/faker/default/business.rb +1 -1
  20. data/lib/faker/default/camera.rb +46 -0
  21. data/lib/faker/default/cannabis.rb +10 -0
  22. data/lib/faker/default/chile_rut.rb +47 -3
  23. data/lib/faker/default/chuck_norris.rb +1 -0
  24. data/lib/faker/default/code.rb +98 -17
  25. data/lib/faker/default/commerce.rb +74 -11
  26. data/lib/faker/default/company.rb +96 -11
  27. data/lib/faker/default/compass.rb +135 -0
  28. data/lib/faker/default/computer.rb +63 -0
  29. data/lib/faker/default/construction.rb +54 -0
  30. data/lib/faker/default/cosmere.rb +90 -0
  31. data/lib/faker/default/crypto.rb +17 -4
  32. data/lib/faker/default/crypto_coin.rb +45 -0
  33. data/lib/faker/default/date.rb +16 -12
  34. data/lib/faker/default/driving_licence.rb +67 -1
  35. data/lib/faker/default/drone.rb +332 -0
  36. data/lib/faker/default/educator.rb +13 -0
  37. data/lib/faker/default/faker_adjective.rb +35 -0
  38. data/lib/faker/default/file.rb +53 -2
  39. data/lib/faker/default/finance.rb +45 -0
  40. data/lib/faker/default/food.rb +1 -1
  41. data/lib/faker/default/gender.rb +1 -1
  42. data/lib/faker/default/hipster.rb +107 -10
  43. data/lib/faker/default/id_number.rb +122 -2
  44. data/lib/faker/default/internet.rb +266 -12
  45. data/lib/faker/default/internet_http.rb +48 -0
  46. data/lib/faker/default/invoice.rb +33 -6
  47. data/lib/faker/default/json.rb +61 -5
  48. data/lib/faker/default/lorem.rb +160 -5
  49. data/lib/faker/default/lorem_flickr.rb +67 -7
  50. data/lib/faker/default/lorem_pixel.rb +23 -0
  51. data/lib/faker/default/markdown.rb +91 -0
  52. data/lib/faker/default/measurement.rb +93 -2
  53. data/lib/faker/default/military.rb +26 -0
  54. data/lib/faker/default/mountain.rb +33 -0
  55. data/lib/faker/default/name.rb +98 -0
  56. data/lib/faker/default/nhs.rb +19 -0
  57. data/lib/faker/default/number.rb +28 -13
  58. data/lib/faker/default/omniauth.rb +62 -14
  59. data/lib/faker/default/phone_number.rb +88 -5
  60. data/lib/faker/default/placeholdit.rb +23 -1
  61. data/lib/faker/default/relationship.rb +1 -1
  62. data/lib/faker/default/science.rb +26 -0
  63. data/lib/faker/default/slack_emoji.rb +81 -0
  64. data/lib/faker/default/south_africa.rb +90 -0
  65. data/lib/faker/default/space.rb +1 -1
  66. data/lib/faker/default/string.rb +20 -3
  67. data/lib/faker/default/stripe.rb +64 -3
  68. data/lib/faker/default/tea.rb +41 -0
  69. data/lib/faker/default/twitter.rb +35 -0
  70. data/lib/faker/default/types.rb +84 -3
  71. data/lib/faker/default/university.rb +45 -0
  72. data/lib/faker/default/vehicle.rb +184 -4
  73. data/lib/faker/default/verb.rb +45 -0
  74. data/lib/faker/default/world_cup.rb +4 -4
  75. data/lib/faker/fantasy/tolkien.rb +67 -0
  76. data/lib/faker/games/clash_of_clans.rb +48 -0
  77. data/lib/faker/games/control.rb +113 -0
  78. data/lib/faker/games/dnd.rb +136 -0
  79. data/lib/faker/games/elder_scrolls.rb +26 -0
  80. data/lib/faker/games/heroes.rb +13 -0
  81. data/lib/faker/games/heroes_of_the_storm.rb +16 -5
  82. data/lib/faker/games/minecraft.rb +113 -0
  83. data/lib/faker/games/street_fighter.rb +61 -0
  84. data/lib/faker/games/super_mario.rb +48 -0
  85. data/lib/faker/games/touhou.rb +75 -0
  86. data/lib/faker/games/warhammer_fantasy.rb +74 -0
  87. data/lib/faker/games/witcher.rb +39 -0
  88. data/lib/faker/games/world_of_warcraft.rb +26 -1
  89. data/lib/faker/japanese_media/conan.rb +48 -0
  90. data/lib/faker/japanese_media/doraemon.rb +48 -0
  91. data/lib/faker/japanese_media/dragon_ball.rb +26 -0
  92. data/lib/faker/japanese_media/naruto.rb +61 -0
  93. data/lib/faker/japanese_media/studio_ghibli.rb +48 -0
  94. data/lib/faker/movies/departed.rb +49 -0
  95. data/lib/faker/movies/hobbit.rb +4 -4
  96. data/lib/faker/movies/how_to_train_your_dragon.rb +48 -0
  97. data/lib/faker/movies/lord_of_the_rings.rb +3 -3
  98. data/lib/faker/movies/movie.rb +13 -0
  99. data/lib/faker/movies/room.rb +63 -0
  100. data/lib/faker/movies/star_wars.rb +74 -2
  101. data/lib/faker/music/hiphop.rb +48 -0
  102. data/lib/faker/music/music.rb +12 -0
  103. data/lib/faker/music/opera.rb +237 -1
  104. data/lib/faker/music/pearl_jam.rb +50 -0
  105. data/lib/faker/music/phish.rb +27 -1
  106. data/lib/faker/music/prince.rb +64 -0
  107. data/lib/faker/music/rock_band.rb +12 -0
  108. data/lib/faker/music/rush.rb +37 -0
  109. data/lib/faker/music/show.rb +49 -0
  110. data/lib/faker/quotes/quote.rb +80 -1
  111. data/lib/faker/quotes/rajnikanth.rb +1 -0
  112. data/lib/faker/quotes/shakespeare.rb +70 -0
  113. data/lib/faker/sports/volleyball.rb +74 -0
  114. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/aqua_teen_hunger_force.rb +13 -0
  115. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/big_bang_theory.rb +37 -0
  116. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/buffy.rb +17 -4
  117. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/dr_who.rb +1 -1
  118. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/final_space.rb +51 -0
  119. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/futurama.rb +65 -0
  120. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/simpsons.rb +14 -0
  121. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/suits.rb +37 -0
  122. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/the_fresh_prince_of_bel_air.rb +17 -4
  123. data/lib/faker/version.rb +1 -1
  124. data/lib/helpers/base58.rb +1 -1
  125. data/lib/helpers/char.rb +22 -27
  126. data/lib/helpers/unique_generator.rb +0 -2
  127. data/lib/locales/de-AT.yml +4 -2
  128. data/lib/locales/de-CH.yml +1696 -1
  129. data/lib/locales/de.yml +4 -2
  130. data/lib/locales/en-AU.yml +50 -10
  131. data/lib/locales/en-CA.yml +2 -0
  132. data/lib/locales/en-GB.yml +1 -1
  133. data/lib/locales/en-IND.yml +2 -1
  134. data/lib/locales/en-MS.yml +2 -1
  135. data/lib/locales/en-NEP.yml +4 -1
  136. data/lib/locales/en-NZ.yml +3 -1
  137. data/lib/locales/en-PAK.yml +2 -1
  138. data/lib/locales/en-SG.yml +2 -1
  139. data/lib/locales/en-US.yml +37 -11
  140. data/lib/locales/en-au-ocker.yml +2 -1
  141. data/lib/locales/en.yml +0 -3
  142. data/lib/locales/en/address.yml +2 -0
  143. data/lib/locales/en/adjective.yml +179 -0
  144. data/lib/locales/en/animal.yml +1 -1
  145. data/lib/locales/en/aqua_teen_hunger_force.yml +33 -1
  146. data/lib/locales/en/bank.yml +1 -1
  147. data/lib/locales/en/barcode.yml +24 -0
  148. data/lib/locales/en/big_bang_theory.yml +38 -0
  149. data/lib/locales/en/bird.yml +1281 -0
  150. data/lib/locales/en/blood.yml +13 -0
  151. data/lib/locales/en/book.yml +487 -3
  152. data/lib/locales/en/buffy.yml +1 -1
  153. data/lib/locales/en/camera.yml +611 -0
  154. data/lib/locales/en/clash_of_clan.yml +101 -0
  155. data/lib/locales/en/company.yml +2 -2
  156. data/lib/locales/en/computer.yml +36 -0
  157. data/lib/locales/en/conan.yml +171 -0
  158. data/lib/locales/en/control.yml +247 -0
  159. data/lib/locales/en/demographic.yml +218 -5
  160. data/lib/locales/en/departed.yml +50 -0
  161. data/lib/locales/en/device.yml +112 -4
  162. data/lib/locales/en/dnd.yml +451 -0
  163. data/lib/locales/en/doraemon.yml +286 -0
  164. data/lib/locales/en/dota.yml +531 -63
  165. data/lib/locales/en/dragon_ball.yml +243 -1
  166. data/lib/locales/en/driving_license.yml +181 -0
  167. data/lib/locales/en/drone.yml +95 -0
  168. data/lib/locales/en/dune.yml +270 -131
  169. data/lib/locales/en/educator.yml +6 -0
  170. data/lib/locales/en/elder_scrolls.yml +583 -9
  171. data/lib/locales/en/fallout.yml +311 -133
  172. data/lib/locales/en/final_space.yml +37 -0
  173. data/lib/locales/en/finance.yml +53 -0
  174. data/lib/locales/en/football.yml +3 -3
  175. data/lib/locales/en/fresh_prince_of_bel_air.yml +1 -1
  176. data/lib/locales/en/futurama.yml +344 -0
  177. data/lib/locales/en/half_life.yml +84 -3
  178. data/lib/locales/en/heroes.yml +408 -3
  179. data/lib/locales/en/heroes_of_the_storm.yml +131 -4
  180. data/lib/locales/en/house.yml +1 -1
  181. data/lib/locales/en/how_to_train_your_dragon.yml +174 -0
  182. data/lib/locales/en/jack_handey.yml +54 -0
  183. data/lib/locales/en/league_of_legends.yml +285 -6
  184. data/lib/locales/en/lebowski.yml +1 -1
  185. data/lib/locales/en/lovecraft.yml +76 -6
  186. data/lib/locales/en/military.yml +179 -5
  187. data/lib/locales/en/minecraft.yml +663 -0
  188. data/lib/locales/en/mountain.yml +158 -0
  189. data/lib/locales/en/movie.yml +192 -1
  190. data/lib/locales/en/music.yml +461 -29
  191. data/lib/locales/en/myst.yml +87 -31
  192. data/lib/locales/en/name.yml +5 -4
  193. data/lib/locales/en/naruto.yml +231 -0
  194. data/lib/locales/en/one_piece.yml +2 -2
  195. data/lib/locales/en/opera.yml +168 -0
  196. data/lib/locales/en/overwatch.yml +2650 -2622
  197. data/lib/locales/en/pearl_jam.yml +213 -0
  198. data/lib/locales/en/phish.yml +392 -1
  199. data/lib/locales/en/pokemon.yml +417 -4
  200. data/lib/locales/en/prince.yml +227 -0
  201. data/lib/locales/en/quote.yml +692 -163
  202. data/lib/locales/en/rock_band.yml +1 -0
  203. data/lib/locales/en/room.yml +68 -0
  204. data/lib/locales/en/rush.yml +32 -0
  205. data/lib/locales/en/science.yml +355 -3
  206. data/lib/locales/en/shakespeare.yml +21 -24
  207. data/lib/locales/en/show.yml +597 -0
  208. data/lib/locales/en/simpsons.yml +668 -0
  209. data/lib/locales/en/source.yml +30 -0
  210. data/lib/locales/en/space.yml +1 -1
  211. data/lib/locales/en/star_trek.yml +1 -1
  212. data/lib/locales/en/star_wars.yml +568 -220
  213. data/lib/locales/en/street_fighter.yml +1524 -0
  214. data/lib/locales/en/studio_ghibli.yml +107 -0
  215. data/lib/locales/en/suits.yml +45 -0
  216. data/lib/locales/en/super_mario.yml +58 -0
  217. data/lib/locales/en/super_smash_bros.yml +18 -4
  218. data/lib/locales/en/tea.yml +172 -0
  219. data/lib/locales/en/tolkien.yml +2453 -0
  220. data/lib/locales/en/touhou.yml +839 -0
  221. data/lib/locales/en/volleyball.yml +501 -0
  222. data/lib/locales/en/warhammer_fantasy.yml +582 -0
  223. data/lib/locales/en/witcher.yml +426 -7
  224. data/lib/locales/en/world_of_warcraft.yml +122 -4
  225. data/lib/locales/en/zelda.yml +962 -4
  226. data/lib/locales/es-AR.yml +4603 -0
  227. data/lib/locales/es.yml +56 -0
  228. data/lib/locales/fi-FI.yml +1 -1
  229. data/lib/locales/fr-CA.yml +21 -5
  230. data/lib/locales/fr-CH.yml +2 -2
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  235. data/lib/locales/fr/company.yml +17 -0
  236. data/lib/locales/fr/compass.yml +23 -0
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  244. data/lib/locales/fr/pokemon.yml +9 -0
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  265. data/lib/locales/ja/subscription.yml +8 -0
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- famous_last_words: ["I don't know.", "No comment.", "Van Halen!", "Is it not meningitis?", "I love you too, honey. Good luck with your show.", "Am I dying, or is this my birthday?", "I want your bunk!", "I went the distance.", "Goodnight, my darlings, I'll see you tomorrow.", "I am confound.", "That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted.", "All my possessions for a moment of time.", "Hurrah for anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life.", "It's stopped.", "You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant.", "Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.", "That's good. Go on, read some more.", "I love you.", "One! Two! Three!", "Do you want me to come with you?", "Does nobody understand?", "I wish I could go with you.", "I'll be in Hell before you start breakfast! Let her rip!", "Tape Seinfeld for me.", "Strike the tent.", "I don't think they even heard me.", "I regret that I should leave this world without again beholding him.", "Well, this is certainly a pleasant surprise.", "Okay, I won't.", "I want to go home.", "Happy.", "I forgot something.", "My vocabulary did this to me. Your love will let you go on…"]
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- "I believe consistency and orthogonality are tools of design, not the primary goal in design.",
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- "From the viewpoint of what you can do, therefore, languages do differ - but the differences are limited. For example, Python and Ruby provide almost the same power to the programmer.",
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- "I didn't work hard to make Ruby perfect for everyone, because you feel differently from me. No language can be perfect for everyone. I tried to make Ruby perfect for me, but maybe it's not perfect for you. The perfect language for Guido van Rossum is probably Python.",
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- "Because of the Turing completeness theory, everything one Turing-complete language can do can theoretically be done by another Turing-complete language, but at a different cost. You can do everything in assembler, but no one wants to program in assembler anymore.",
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- "Ruby inherited the Perl philosophy of having more than one way to do the same thing. I inherited that philosophy from Larry Wall, who is my hero actually. I want to make Ruby users free. I want to give them the freedom to choose.",
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- "In our daily lives as programmers, we process text strings a lot. So I tried to work hard on text processing, namely the string class and regular expressions. Regular expressions are built into the language and are very tuned up for use.",
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- "Most of the tasks we do are for humans. For example, a tax calculation is counting numbers so the government can pull money out from my wallet, but government consists of humans.",
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- "Language designers want to design the perfect language. They want to be able to say, 'My language is perfect. It can do everything.' But it's just plain impossible to design a perfect language, because there are two ways to look at a language. One way is by looking at what can be done with that language. The other is by looking at how we feel using that language-how we feel while programming.",
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- "I believe that the purpose of life is, at least in part, to be happy. Based on this belief, Ruby is designed to make programming not only easy but also fun. It allows you to concentrate on the creative side of programming, with less stress.",
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- "Most programs are not write-once. They are reworked and rewritten again and again in their lived. Bugs must be debugged. Changing requirements and the need for increased functionality mean the program itself may be modified on an ongoing basis. During this process, human beings must be able to read and understand the original code. It is therefore more important by far for humans to be able to understand the program than it is for the computer.",
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- "I hope to see Ruby help every programmer in the world to be productive, and to enjoy programming, and to be happy. That is the primary purpose of Ruby language.",
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- "Imagine you are writing an email. You are in front of the computer. You are operating the computer, clicking a mouse and typing on a keyboard, but the message will be sent to a human over the internet. So you are working before the computer, but with a human behind the computer.",
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- "Everyone has an individual background. Someone may come from Python, someone else may come from Perl, and they may be surprised by different aspects of the language. Then they come up to me and say, 'I was surprised by this feature of the language, so therefore Ruby violates the principle of least surprise.' Wait. Wait. The principle of least surprise is not for you only.",
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- "He is the life of parties that he has never attended",
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- "He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle",
50
- "His organ donation card also lists his beard",
51
- "He is left-handed. And right-handed",
52
- "Sharks have a week dedicated to him",
53
- "Presidents take his birthday off",
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- "Time waits on no one, but him",
55
- "He never wears a watch because time is always on his side",
56
- "He taught Chuck Norris martial arts",
57
- "When he holds a lady’s purse, he looks manly",
58
- "He once won a staring contest with his own reflection",
59
- "When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring",
60
- "His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body",
61
- "Superman has pijamas with his logo",
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- "If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him",
63
- "He once went to the psychic, to warn her",
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- "His feet don’t get blisters, but his shoes do",
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- "When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value",
66
- "On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.",
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- "Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died",
68
- "His passport requires no photograph",
69
- "He gave his father the talk”",
70
- "He can speak Russian… in French",
71
- "His signature won a Pulitzer",
72
- "Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut",
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- "He once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket",
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- "The dark is afraid of him",
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- "If he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn’t be dark",
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- "He once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds",
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- "He bowls overhand",
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- "A bird in his hand is worth three in the bush",
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- "He once started a fire using only dental floss and water",
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- "Roses stop to smell him",
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- "Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him",
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- "He once turned a vampire into a vegetarian",
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- "Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about him",
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- "When he was young he once sent his parents to his room",
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- "His blood smells like cologne",
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- "When he goes to Spain, he chases the bulls",
87
- "His shadow has been on the ‘best dressed’ list twice",
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- "Two countries went to war to dispute HIS nationality",
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- "His pillow is cool on BOTH sides",
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- "The Nobel Academy was awarded a prize from HIM",
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- "His mother has a tattoo that says “Son”",
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- "His shirts never wrinkle",
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- "Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores",
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- "His garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the bermuda triangle",
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- "He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders",
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- "His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him",
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- "The police often question him, just because they find him interesting",
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- "He has never walked into a spider web",
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- "The star on his Christmas tree is tracked by NASA",
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- "He’s never lost a game of chance",
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- "He once caught the Loch Ness Monster….with a cane pole, but threw it back",
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- "His wallet is woven out of chupacabra leather",
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- "Cars look both ways for him, before driving down a street",
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- "His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March",
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- "His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries",
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- "His friends call him by his name, his enemies don’t call him anything because they are all dead",
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- "No less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard",
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- "He once taught a german shepherd how to bark in Spanish",
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- "The Holy Grail is looking for him",
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- "Werewolves are jealous of his beard",
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- "Once he ran a marathon because it was “on the way”",
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- "He was on a recent archaeological dig and came across prehistoric foot prints that lead out of Africa into all parts of the world. On close inspection, it turned out that the prints were his",
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- "Whatever side of the tracks he’s currently on is the right side, even if he crosses the tracks he’ll still be on the right side",
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- "The circus ran away to join him",
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- "He once made a weeping willow laugh",
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- "He is allowed to talk about the fight club",
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- "His sweat is the cure for the common cold",
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- "While swimming off the coast of Australia, he once scratched the underbelly of the Great White with his right hand",
119
- "If he were to say something costs an arm and a leg, it would",
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- "He never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken",
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- "Panhandlers give him money",
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- "He once tried to acquire a cold just to see what it felt like, but it didn’t take",
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- "His ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons",
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- "He once won the world series of poker using UNO cards",
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- "He has inside jokes with people he’s never met.",
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- "Bear hugs are what he gives bears",
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- "Even his tree houses have fully finished basements",
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- "He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool",
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- "He lives vicariously through himself"
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- ]
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- robin: ["Holy Agility", "Holy Almost", "Holy Alphabet", "Holy Alps", "Holy Alter Ego", "Holy Anagram", "Holy Apparition", "Holy Armadillo", "Holy Armour Plate", "Holy Ashtray", "Holy Asp", "Holy Astronomy", "Holy Astringent Plum-like Fruit", "Holy Audubon", "Holy Backfire", "Holy Ball And Chain", "Holy Bank Balance", "Holy Bankruptcy", "Holy Banks", "Holy Bargain Basements", "Holy Barracuda", "Holy Bat Logic", "Holy Bat Trap", "Holy Batman", "Holy Benedict Arnold", "Holy Bijou", "Holy Bikini", "Holy Bill Of Rights", "Holy Birthday Cake", "Holy Black Beard", "Holy Blackout", "Holy Blank Cartridge", "Holy Blizzard", "Holy Blonde Mackerel Ash", "Holy Bluebeard", "Holy Bouncing Boiler Plate", "Holy Bowler", "Holy Bullseye", "Holy Bunions", "Holy Caffeine", "Holy Camouflage", "Holy Captain Nemo", "Holy Caruso", "Holy Catastrophe", "Holy Cat(s)", "Holy Chicken Coop", "Holy Chilblains", "Holy Chocolate Eclair", "Holy Cinderella", "Holy Cinemascope", "Holy Cliche", "Holy Cliffhangers", "Holy Clockwork", "Holy Clockworks", "Holy Cofax You Mean", "Holy Coffin Nails", "Holy Cold Creeps", "Holy Complications", "Holy Conflagration", "Holy Contributing to the Delinquency of Minors", "Holy Corpuscles", "Holy Cosmos", "Holy Costume Party", "Holy Crack Up", "Holy Crickets", "Holy Crossfire", "Holy Crucial Moment", "Holy Cryptology", "Holy D'artagnan", "Holy Davy Jones", "Holy Detonator", "Holy Disappearing Act", "Holy Distortion", "Holy Diversionary Tactics", "Holy Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde", "Holy Egg Shells", "Holy Encore", "Holy Endangered Species", "Holy Epigrams", "Holy Escape-hatch", "Holy Explosion", "Holy Fate-worse-than-death", "Holy Felony", "Holy Finishing-touches", "Holy Fireworks", "Holy Firing Squad", "Holy Fishbowl", "Holy Flight Plan", "Holy Flip-flop", "Holy Flood Gate", "Holy Floor Covering", "Holy Flypaper", "Holy Fly Trap", "Holy Fog", "Holy Forecast", "Holy Fork In The Road", "Holy Fourth Amendment", "Holy Fourth Of July", "Holy Frankenstein", "Holy Frankenstein It's Alive", "Holy Fratricide", "Holy Frogman", "Holy Fruit Salad", "Holy Frying Towels", "Holy Funny Bone", "Holy Gall", "Holy Gambles", "Holy Gemini", "Holy Geography", "Holy Ghost Writer", "Holy Giveaways", "Holy Glow Pot", "Holy Golden Gate", "Holy Graf Zeppelin", "Holy Grammar", "Holy Graveyards", "Holy Greed", "Holy Green Card", "Holy Greetings-cards", "Holy Guacamole", "Holy Guadalcanal", "Holy Gullibility", "Holy Gunpowder", "Holy Haberdashery", "Holy Hailstorm", "Holy Hairdo", "Holy Hallelujah", "Holy Halloween", "Holy Hallucination", "Holy Hamburger", "Holy Hamlet", "Holy Hamstrings", "Holy Happenstance", "Holy Hardest Metal In The World", "Holy Harem", "Holy Harshin", "Holy Haziness", "Holy Headache", "Holy Headline", "Holy Heart Failure", "Holy Heartbreak", "Holy Heidelberg", "Holy Helmets", "Holy Helplessness", "Holy Here We Go Again", "Holy Hi-fi", "Holy Hieroglyphic", "Holy High-wire", "Holy Hijack", "Holy Hijackers", "Holy History", "Holy Hoaxes", "Holy Hole In A Donut", "Holy Hollywood", "Holy Holocaust", "Holy Homecoming", "Holy Homework", "Holy Homicide", "Holy Hoodwink", "Holy Hoof Beats", "Holy Hors D'Oeuvre", "Holy Horseshoes", "Holy Hostage", "Holy Hot Foot", "Holy Houdini", "Holy Human Collectors Item", "Holy Human Pearls", "Holy Human Pressure Cookers", "Holy Human Surfboards", "Holy Hunting Horn", "Holy Hurricane", "Holy Hutzpa", "Holy Hydraulics", "Holy Hypnotism", "Holy Hypodermics", "Holy Ice Picks", "Holy Ice Skates", "Holy Iceberg", "Holy Impossibility", "Holy Impregnability", "Holy Incantation", "Holy Inquisition", "Holy Interplanetary Yardstick", "Holy Interruptions", "Holy Iodine", "Holy IT and T", "Holy Jack In The Box", "Holy Jackpot", "Holy Jail Break", "Holy Jaw Breaker", "Holy Jelly Molds", "Holy Jet Set", "Holy Jigsaw Puzzles", "Holy Jitter Bugs", "Holy Joe", "Holy Journey To The Center Of The Earth", "Holy Jumble", "Holy Jumpin' Jiminy", "Holy Karats", "Holy Key Hole", "Holy Key Ring", "Holy Kilowatts", "Holy Kindergarten", "Holy Knit One Purl Two", "Holy Knock Out Drops", "Holy Known Unknown Flying Objects", "Holy Kofax", "Holy Las Vegas", "Holy Leopard", "Holy Levitation", "Holy Liftoff", "Holy Living End", "Holy Lodestone", "Holy Long John Silver", "Holy Looking Glass", "Holy Love Birds", "Holy Luther Burbank", "Holy Madness", "Holy Magic Lantern", "Holy Magician", "Holy Main Springs", "Holy Marathon", "Holy Mashed Potatoes", "Holy Masquerade", "Holy Matador", "Holy Mechanical Armies", "Holy Memory Bank", "Holy Merlin Magician", "Holy Mermaid", "Holy Merry Go Around", "Holy Mesmerism", "Holy Metronome", "Holy Miracles", "Holy Miscast", "Holy Missing Relatives", "Holy Molars", "Holy Mole Hill", "Holy Mucilage", "Holy Multitudes", "Holy Murder", "Holy Mush", "Holy Naive", "Holy New Year's Eve", "Holy Nick Of Time", "Holy Nightmare", "Holy Non Sequiturs", "Holy Oleo", "Holy Olfactory", "Holy One Track Bat Computer Mind", "Holy Oversight", "Holy Oxygen", "Holy Paderewski", "Holy Paraffin", "Holy Perfect Pitch", "Holy Pianola", "Holy Pin Cushions", "Holy Polar Front", "Holy Polar Ice Sheet", "Holy Polaris", "Holy Popcorn", "Holy Potluck", "Holy Pressure Cooker", "Holy Priceless Collection of Etruscan Snoods", "Holy Pseudonym", "Holy Purple Cannibals", "Holy Puzzlers", "Holy Rainbow", "Holy Rats In A Trap", "Holy Ravioli", "Holy Razors Edge", "Holy Recompense", "Holy Red Herring", "Holy Red Snapper", "Holy Reincarnation", "Holy Relief", "Holy Remote Control Robot", "Holy Reshevsky", "Holy Return From Oblivion", "Holy Reverse Polarity", "Holy Rheostat", "Holy Ricochet", "Holy Rip Van Winkle", "Holy Rising Hemlines", "Holy Roadblocks", "Holy Robert Louis Stevenson", "Holy Rock Garden", "Holy Rocking Chair", "Holy Romeo And Juliet", "Holy Rudder", "Holy Safari", "Holy Sarcophagus", "Holy Sardine", "Holy Scalding", "Holy Schizophrenia", "Holy Sedatives", "Holy Self Service", "Holy Semantics", "Holy Serpentine", "Holy Sewer Pipe", "Holy Shamrocks", "Holy Sherlock Holmes", "Holy Show-Ups", "Holy Showcase", "Holy Shrinkage", "Holy Shucks", "Holy Skull Tap", "Holy Sky Rocket", "Holy Slipped Disc", "Holy Smoke", "Holy Smokes", "Holy Smokestack", "Holy Snowball", "Holy Sonic Booms", "Holy Special Delivery", "Holy Spider Webs", "Holy Split Seconds", "Holy Squirrel Cage", "Holy Stalactites", "Holy Stampede", "Holy Standstills", "Holy Steam Valve", "Holy Stew Pot", "Holy Stomach Aches", "Holy Stratosphere", "Holy Stuffing", "Holy Subliminal", "Holy Sudden Incapacitation", "Holy Sundials", "Holy Surprise Party", "Holy Switch A Roo", "Holy Taj Mahal", "Holy Tartars", "Holy Taxation", "Holy Taxidermy", "Holy Tee Shot", "Holy Ten Toes", "Holy Terminology", "Holy Time Bomb", "Holy Tintinnabulation", "Holy Tipoffs", "Holy Titanic", "Holy Tome", "Holy Toreador", "Holy Trampoline", "Holy Transistors", "Holy Travel Agent", "Holy Trickery", "Holy Triple Feature", "Holy Trolls And Goblins", "Holy Tuxedo", "Holy Uncanny Photographic Mental Processes", "Holy Understatements", "Holy Underwritten Metropolis", "Holy Unlikelihood", "Holy Unrefillable Prescriptions", "Holy Vat", "Holy Venezuela", "Holy Vertebrae", "Holy Voltage", "Holy Waste Of Energy", "Holy Wayne Manor", "Holy Weaponry", "Holy Wedding Cake", "Holy Wernher von Braun", "Holy Whiskers", "Holy Wigs", "Holy Zorro"]
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- singular_siegler: [
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- "Texas!",
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- "Come on now",
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- "Turd gone wrong",
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- "I want my 5$ back",
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- "I tell you what",
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- "My buddy Harlen",
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- "Goin' hog huntin'",
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- "C'mon Naomi",
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- "Might be DQ time",
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- "That goddamn Datamate",
143
- "That damn gimble",
144
- "That Barbala couldn't fly his way out of a wet paper bag",
145
- "So I was walking Oscar",
146
- "How 'bout them Cowboys",
147
- "Always the last one to the party",
148
- "Standby",
149
- "No one tells me shit",
150
- "My boss gonna fire me",
151
- "That damn Bill Stull",
152
- "Like a red-headed stepchild",
153
- "Y'all never listen to me",
154
- "It's around here somewhere",
155
- "Reminds me of my old girlfriend Olga Goodntight",
156
- "Let me tell ya",
157
- "I got that scurvy",
158
- "Got depression, Smith and Wessen",
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- "I'm washing my hands of it",
160
- "Yup",
161
- "Contact the tower",
162
- "That damn diabetes",
163
- "That's messed up",
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- "I want my damn cart back"
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- ]
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- yoda: ["Use your feelings, Obi-Wan, and find him you will.", "Already know you that which you need.", "Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things.", "At an end your rule is, and not short enough it was!", "Around the survivors a perimeter create.", "Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me, soon night must fall.", "Not if anything to say about it I have", "Through the Force, things you will see. Other places. The future - the past. Old friends long gone.", "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!", "The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the future is.", "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.", "Younglings, younglings gather ’round.", "Luminous beings are we - not this crude matter.", "Clear your mind must be, if you are to find the villains behind this plot.", "Always two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice.", "Do. Or do not. There is no try.", "Much to learn you still have my old padawan. ... This is just the beginning!", "Good relations with the Wookiees, I have.", "Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away - to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.", "Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.", "Always pass on what you have learned.", "Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.", "Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!", "Yes, a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan’s apprentice.", "Do not assume anything Obi-Wan. Clear your mind must be if you are to discover the real villains behind this plot.", "Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously. The shadow of greed, that is.", "Like fire across the galaxy the Clone Wars spread. In league with the wicked Count Dooku, more and more planets slip. Against this threat, upon the Jedi Knights falls the duty to lead the newly formed army of the Republic. And as the heat of war grows, so, to, grows the prowess of one most gifted student of the Force.", "Hmm. In the end, cowards are those who follow the dark side.", "Strong is Vader. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.", "Pain, suffering, death I feel. Something terrible has happened. Young Skywalker is in pain. Terrible pain", "Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future...", "You will find only what you bring in.", "Feel the force!", "Reckless he is. Matters are worse.", "That is why you fail.", "Your weapons, you will not need them.", "To answer power with power, the Jedi way this is not. In this war, a danger there is, of losing who we are."]
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+ famous_last_words:
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+ - I don't know.
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+ - No comment.
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+ - Van Halen!
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+ - Is it not meningitis?
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+ - I love you too, honey. Good luck with your show.
10
+ - Am I dying, or is this my birthday?
11
+ - I want your bunk!
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+ - I went the distance.
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+ - Goodnight, my darlings, I'll see you tomorrow.
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+ - I am confound.
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+ - That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted.
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+ - All my possessions for a moment of time.
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+ - Hurrah for anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life.
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+ - It's stopped.
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+ - You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant.
20
+ - Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.
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+ - That's good. Go on, read some more.
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+ - I love you.
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+ - One! Two! Three!
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+ - Do you want me to come with you?
25
+ - Does nobody understand?
26
+ - I wish I could go with you.
27
+ - I'll be in Hell before you start breakfast! Let her rip!
28
+ - Tape Seinfeld for me.
29
+ - Strike the tent.
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+ - I don't think they even heard me.
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+ - I regret that I should leave this world without again beholding him.
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+ - Well, this is certainly a pleasant surprise.
33
+ - Okay, I won't.
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+ - I want to go home.
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+ - Happy.
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+ - I forgot something.
37
+ - My vocabulary did this to me. Your love will let you go on…
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+ matz:
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+ - I believe consistency and orthogonality are tools of design, not the primary
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+ goal in design.
41
+ - From the viewpoint of what you can do, therefore, languages do differ - but
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+ the differences are limited. For example, Python and Ruby provide almost the
43
+ same power to the programmer.
44
+ - The orthogonal features, when combined, can explode into complexity.
45
+ - I didn't work hard to make Ruby perfect for everyone, because you feel differently
46
+ from me. No language can be perfect for everyone. I tried to make Ruby perfect
47
+ for me, but maybe it's not perfect for you. The perfect language for Guido
48
+ van Rossum is probably Python.
49
+ - Because of the Turing completeness theory, everything one Turing-complete
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+ language can do can theoretically be done by another Turing-complete language,
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+ but at a different cost. You can do everything in assembler, but no one wants
52
+ to program in assembler anymore.
53
+ - Ruby inherited the Perl philosophy of having more than one way to do the same
54
+ thing. I inherited that philosophy from Larry Wall, who is my hero actually.
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+ I want to make Ruby users free. I want to give them the freedom to choose.
56
+ - You want to enjoy life, don't you? If you get your job done quickly and your
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+ job is fun, that's good isn't it? That's the purpose of life, partly. Your
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+ life is better.
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+ - People are different. People choose different criteria. But if there is a
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+ better way among many alternatives, I want to encourage that way by making
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+ it comfortable. So that's what I've tried to do.
62
+ - In our daily lives as programmers, we process text strings a lot. So I tried
63
+ to work hard on text processing, namely the string class and regular expressions.
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+ Regular expressions are built into the language and are very tuned up for
65
+ use.
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+ - Most of the tasks we do are for humans. For example, a tax calculation is
67
+ counting numbers so the government can pull money out from my wallet, but
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+ government consists of humans.
69
+ - Actually, I didn't make the claim that Ruby follows the principle of least
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+ surprise. Someone felt the design of Ruby follows that philosophy, so they
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+ started saying that. I didn't bring that up, actually.
72
+ - Smart people underestimate the ordinarity of ordinary people.
73
+ - Language designers want to design the perfect language. They want to be able
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+ to say, 'My language is perfect. It can do everything.' But it's just plain
75
+ impossible to design a perfect language, because there are two ways to look
76
+ at a language. One way is by looking at what can be done with that language.
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+ The other is by looking at how we feel using that language-how we feel while
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+ programming.
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+ - I believe that the purpose of life is, at least in part, to be happy. Based
80
+ on this belief, Ruby is designed to make programming not only easy but also
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+ fun. It allows you to concentrate on the creative side of programming, with
82
+ less stress.
83
+ - Most programs are not write-once. They are reworked and rewritten again and
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+ again in their lived. Bugs must be debugged. Changing requirements and the
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+ need for increased functionality mean the program itself may be modified on
86
+ an ongoing basis. During this process, human beings must be able to read and
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+ understand the original code. It is therefore more important by far for humans
88
+ to be able to understand the program than it is for the computer.
89
+ - I hope to see Ruby help every programmer in the world to be productive, and
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+ to enjoy programming, and to be happy. That is the primary purpose of Ruby
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+ language.
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+ - Man is driven to create; I know I really love to create things. And while
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+ I'm not good at painting, drawing, or music, I can write software.
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+ - It is not the responsibility of the language to force good looking code, but
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+ the language should make good looking code possible.
96
+ - Plant a memory, plant a tree, do it today for tomorrow.
97
+ - Imagine you are writing an email. You are in front of the computer. You are
98
+ operating the computer, clicking a mouse and typing on a keyboard, but the
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+ message will be sent to a human over the internet. So you are working before
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+ the computer, but with a human behind the computer.
101
+ - Often people, especially computer engineers, focus on the machines. But in
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+ fact we need to focus on humans, on how humans care about doing programming
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+ or operating the application of the machines.
104
+ - Everyone has an individual background. Someone may come from Python, someone
105
+ else may come from Perl, and they may be surprised by different aspects of
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+ the language. Then they come up to me and say, 'I was surprised by this feature
107
+ of the language, so therefore Ruby violates the principle of least surprise.'
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+ Wait. Wait. The principle of least surprise is not for you only.
109
+ - Sometimes people jot down pseudo-code on paper. If that pseudo-code runs directly
110
+ on their computers, its best, isn't it? Ruby tries to be like that, like pseudo-code
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+ that runs. Python people say that too.
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+ most_interesting_man_in_the_world:
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+ - His only regret is not knowing what regret feels like.
114
+ - When in Rome, they do as HE does
115
+ - He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited.
116
+ - He has won the lifetime achievement award… twice
117
+ - He can kill two stones with one bird
118
+ - When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, he hears it
119
+ - His lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph
120
+ - He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels
121
+ - He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks
122
+ - If opportunity knocks, and he’s not at home, opportunity waits
123
+ - Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect
124
+ - He has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks
125
+ - In museums, he is allowed to touch the art
126
+ - His business card simply says ‘I’ll Call You”
127
+ - If he was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume.
128
+ - Freemasons strive to learn HIS secret handshake.
129
+ - He played a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded magnum, and won
130
+ - He is the life of parties that he has never attended
131
+ - He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle
132
+ - His organ donation card also lists his beard
133
+ - He is left-handed. And right-handed
134
+ - Sharks have a week dedicated to him
135
+ - Presidents take his birthday off
136
+ - Time waits on no one, but him
137
+ - He never wears a watch because time is always on his side
138
+ - He taught Chuck Norris martial arts
139
+ - When he holds a lady’s purse, he looks manly
140
+ - He once won a staring contest with his own reflection
141
+ - When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring
142
+ - His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body
143
+ - Superman has pijamas with his logo
144
+ - If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge
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+ to thank him
146
+ - He once went to the psychic, to warn her
147
+ - His feet don’t get blisters, but his shoes do
148
+ - When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value
149
+ - On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
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+ - Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally
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+ died
152
+ - His passport requires no photograph
153
+ - He gave his father “the talk”
154
+ - He can speak Russian… in French
155
+ - His signature won a Pulitzer
156
+ - Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut
157
+ - He once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket
158
+ - The dark is afraid of him
159
+ - If he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn’t be dark
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+ - He once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds
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+ - He bowls overhand
162
+ - A bird in his hand is worth three in the bush
163
+ - He once started a fire using only dental floss and water
164
+ - Roses stop to smell him
165
+ - Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him
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+ - He once turned a vampire into a vegetarian
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+ - Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about him
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+ - When he was young he once sent his parents to his room
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+ - His blood smells like cologne
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+ - When he goes to Spain, he chases the bulls
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+ - His shadow has been on the ‘best dressed’ list twice
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+ - Two countries went to war to dispute HIS nationality
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+ - His pillow is cool on BOTH sides
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+ - The Nobel Academy was awarded a prize from HIM
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+ - His mother has a tattoo that says “Son”
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+ - His shirts never wrinkle
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+ - Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores
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+ - His garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the bermuda triangle
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+ - He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders
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+ - His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him
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+ - The police often question him, just because they find him interesting
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+ - He has never walked into a spider web
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+ - The star on his Christmas tree is tracked by NASA
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+ - He’s never lost a game of chance
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+ - He once caught the Loch Ness Monster….with a cane pole, but threw it back
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+ - His wallet is woven out of chupacabra leather
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+ - Cars look both ways for him, before driving down a street
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+ - His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March
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+ - His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries
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+ - His friends call him by his name, his enemies don’t call him anything because
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+ they are all dead
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+ - No less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard
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+ - He once taught a german shepherd how to bark in Spanish
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+ - The Holy Grail is looking for him
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+ - Werewolves are jealous of his beard
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+ - Once he ran a marathon because it was “on the way”
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+ - He was on a recent archaeological dig and came across prehistoric foot prints
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+ that lead out of Africa into all parts of the world. On close inspection,
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+ it turned out that the prints were his
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+ - Whatever side of the tracks he’s currently on is the right side, even if he
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+ crosses the tracks he’ll still be on the right side
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+ - The circus ran away to join him
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+ - He once made a weeping willow laugh
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+ - He is allowed to talk about the fight club
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+ - His sweat is the cure for the common cold
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+ - While swimming off the coast of Australia, he once scratched the underbelly
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+ of the Great White with his right hand
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+ - If he were to say something costs an arm and a leg, it would
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+ - He never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken
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+ - Panhandlers give him money
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+ - He once tried to acquire a cold just to see what it felt like, but it didn’t
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+ take
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+ - His ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons
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+ - He once won the world series of poker using UNO cards
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+ - He has inside jokes with people he’s never met.
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+ - Bear hugs are what he gives bears
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+ - Even his tree houses have fully finished basements
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+ - He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to
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+ the pool
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+ - He lives vicariously through himself
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+ robin:
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+ - Holy Agility
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+ - Holy Almost
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+ - Holy Alphabet
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+ - Holy Alps
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+ - Holy Alter Ego
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+ - Holy Anagram
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+ - Holy Apparition
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+ - Holy Armadillo
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+ - Holy Armour Plate
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+ - Holy Ashtray
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+ - Holy Asp
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+ - Holy Astronomy
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+ - Holy Astringent Plum-like Fruit
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+ - Holy Audubon
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+ - Holy Backfire
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+ - Holy Ball And Chain
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+ - Holy Bank Balance
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+ - Holy Bankruptcy
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+ - Holy Banks
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+ - Holy Bargain Basements
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+ - Holy Barracuda
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+ - Holy Bat Logic
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+ - Holy Bat Trap
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+ - Holy Batman
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+ - Holy Benedict Arnold
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+ - Holy Bijou
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+ - Holy Bikini
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+ - Holy Bill Of Rights
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+ - Holy Birthday Cake
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+ - Holy Black Beard
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+ - Holy Blackout
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+ - Holy Blank Cartridge
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+ - Holy Blizzard
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+ - Holy Blonde Mackerel Ash
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+ - Holy Bluebeard
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+ - Holy Bouncing Boiler Plate
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+ - Holy Bowler
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+ - Holy Bullseye
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+ - Holy Bunions
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+ - Holy Caffeine
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+ - Holy Camouflage
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+ - Holy Captain Nemo
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+ - Holy Caruso
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+ - Holy Catastrophe
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+ - Holy Cat(s)
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+ - Holy Chicken Coop
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+ - Holy Chilblains
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+ - Holy Chocolate Eclair
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+ - Holy Cinderella
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+ - Holy Cinemascope
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+ - Holy Cliche
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+ - Holy Cliffhangers
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+ - Holy Clockwork
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+ - Holy Clockworks
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+ - Holy Cofax You Mean
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+ - Holy Coffin Nails
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+ - Holy Cold Creeps
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+ - Holy Complications
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+ - Holy Conflagration
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+ - Holy Contributing to the Delinquency of Minors
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+ - Holy Corpuscles
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+ - Holy Cosmos
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+ - Holy Costume Party
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+ - Holy Crack Up
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+ - Holy Crickets
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+ - Holy Crossfire
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+ - Holy Crucial Moment
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+ - Holy Cryptology
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+ - Holy D'artagnan
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+ - Holy Davy Jones
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+ - Holy Detonator
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+ - Holy Disappearing Act
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+ - Holy Distortion
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+ - Holy Diversionary Tactics
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+ - Holy Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
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+ - Holy Egg Shells
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+ - Holy Encore
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+ - Holy Endangered Species
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+ - Holy Epigrams
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+ - Holy Escape-hatch
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+ - Holy Explosion
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+ - Holy Fate-worse-than-death
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+ - Holy Felony
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+ - Holy Finishing-touches
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+ - Holy Fireworks
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+ - Holy Firing Squad
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+ - Holy Fishbowl
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+ - Holy Flight Plan
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+ - Holy Flip-flop
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+ - Holy Flood Gate
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+ - Holy Floor Covering
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+ - Holy Flypaper
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+ - Holy Fly Trap
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+ - Holy Fog
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+ - Holy Forecast
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+ - Holy Fork In The Road
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+ - Holy Fourth Amendment
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+ - Holy Fourth Of July
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+ - Holy Frankenstein
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+ - Holy Frankenstein It's Alive
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+ - Holy Fratricide
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+ - Holy Frogman
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+ - Holy Fruit Salad
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+ - Holy Frying Towels
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+ - Holy Funny Bone
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+ - Holy Gall
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+ - Holy Gambles
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+ - Holy Gemini
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+ - Holy Geography
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+ - Holy Ghost Writer
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+ - Holy Giveaways
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+ - Holy Glow Pot
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+ - Holy Golden Gate
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+ - Holy Graf Zeppelin
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+ - Holy Grammar
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+ - Holy Graveyards
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+ - Holy Greed
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+ - Holy Green Card
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+ - Holy Greetings-cards
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+ - Holy Guacamole
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+ - Holy Guadalcanal
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+ - Holy Gullibility
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+ - Holy Gunpowder
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+ - Holy Haberdashery
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+ - Holy Hailstorm
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+ - Holy Hairdo
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+ - Holy Hallelujah
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+ - Holy Halloween
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+ - Holy Hallucination
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+ - Holy Hamburger
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+ - Holy Hamlet
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+ - Holy Hamstrings
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+ - Holy Happenstance
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+ - Holy Hardest Metal In The World
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+ - Holy Harem
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+ - Holy Harshin
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+ - Holy Haziness
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+ - Holy Headache
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+ - Holy Headline
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+ - Holy Heart Failure
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+ - Holy Heartbreak
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+ - Holy Heidelberg
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+ - Holy Helmets
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+ - Holy Helplessness
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+ - Holy Here We Go Again
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+ - Holy Hi-fi
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+ - Holy Hieroglyphic
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+ - Holy High-wire
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+ - Holy Hijack
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+ - Holy Hijackers
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+ - Holy History
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+ - Holy Hoaxes
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+ - Holy Hole In A Donut
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+ - Holy Hollywood
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+ - Holy Holocaust
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+ - Holy Homecoming
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+ - Holy Homework
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+ - Holy Homicide
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+ - Holy Hoodwink
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+ - Holy Hoof Beats
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+ - Holy Hors D'Oeuvre
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+ - Holy Horseshoes
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+ - Holy Hostage
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+ - Holy Hot Foot
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+ - Holy Houdini
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+ - Holy Human Collectors Item
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+ - Holy Human Pearls
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+ - Holy Human Pressure Cookers
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+ - Holy Human Surfboards
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+ - Holy Hunting Horn
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+ - Holy Hurricane
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+ - Holy Hutzpa
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+ - Holy Hydraulics
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+ - Holy Hypnotism
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+ - Holy Hypodermics
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+ - Holy Ice Picks
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+ - Holy Ice Skates
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+ - Holy Iceberg
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+ - Holy Impossibility
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+ - Holy Impregnability
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+ - Holy Incantation
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+ - Holy Inquisition
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+ - Holy Interplanetary Yardstick
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+ - Holy Interruptions
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+ - Holy Iodine
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+ - Holy IT and T
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+ - Holy Jack In The Box
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+ - Holy Jackpot
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+ - Holy Jail Break
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+ - Holy Jaw Breaker
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+ - Holy Jelly Molds
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+ - Holy Jet Set
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+ - Holy Jigsaw Puzzles
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+ - Holy Jitter Bugs
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+ - Holy Joe
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+ - Holy Journey To The Center Of The Earth
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+ - Holy Jumble
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+ - Holy Jumpin' Jiminy
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+ - Holy Karats
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+ - Holy Key Hole
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+ - Holy Key Ring
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+ - Holy Kilowatts
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+ - Holy Kindergarten
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+ - Holy Knit One Purl Two
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+ - Holy Knock Out Drops
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+ - Holy Known Unknown Flying Objects
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+ - Holy Kofax
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+ - Holy Las Vegas
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+ - Holy Leopard
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+ - Holy Levitation
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+ - Holy Liftoff
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+ - Holy Living End
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+ - Holy Lodestone
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+ - Holy Long John Silver
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+ - Holy Looking Glass
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+ - Holy Love Birds
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+ - Holy Luther Burbank
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+ - Holy Madness
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+ - Holy Magic Lantern
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+ - Holy Magician
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+ - Holy Main Springs
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+ - Holy Marathon
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+ - Holy Mashed Potatoes
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+ - Holy Masquerade
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+ - Holy Matador
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+ - Holy Mechanical Armies
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+ - Holy Memory Bank
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+ - Holy Merlin Magician
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+ - Holy Mermaid
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+ - Holy Merry Go Around
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+ - Holy Mesmerism
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+ - Holy Metronome
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+ - Holy Miracles
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+ - Holy Miscast
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+ - Holy Missing Relatives
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+ - Holy Molars
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+ - Holy Mole Hill
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+ - Holy Mucilage
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+ - Holy Multitudes
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+ - Holy Murder
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+ - Holy Mush
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+ - Holy Naive
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+ - Holy New Year's Eve
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+ - Holy Nick Of Time
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+ - Holy Nightmare
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+ - Holy Non Sequiturs
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+ - Holy Oleo
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+ - Holy Olfactory
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+ - Holy One Track Bat Computer Mind
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+ - Holy Oversight
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+ - Holy Oxygen
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+ - Holy Paderewski
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+ - Holy Paraffin
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+ - Holy Perfect Pitch
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+ - Holy Pianola
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+ - Holy Pin Cushions
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+ - Holy Polar Front
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+ - Holy Polar Ice Sheet
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+ - Holy Polaris
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+ - Holy Popcorn
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+ - Holy Potluck
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+ - Holy Pressure Cooker
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+ - Holy Priceless Collection of Etruscan Snoods
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+ - Holy Pseudonym
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+ - Holy Purple Cannibals
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+ - Holy Puzzlers
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+ - Holy Rainbow
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+ - Holy Rats In A Trap
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+ - Holy Ravioli
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+ - Holy Razors Edge
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+ - Holy Recompense
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+ - Holy Red Herring
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+ - Holy Red Snapper
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+ - Holy Reincarnation
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+ - Holy Relief
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+ - Holy Remote Control Robot
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+ - Holy Reshevsky
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+ - Holy Return From Oblivion
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+ - Holy Reverse Polarity
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+ - Holy Rheostat
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+ - Holy Ricochet
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+ - Holy Rip Van Winkle
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+ - Holy Rising Hemlines
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+ - Holy Roadblocks
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+ - Holy Robert Louis Stevenson
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+ - Holy Rock Garden
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+ - Holy Rocking Chair
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+ - Holy Romeo And Juliet
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+ - Holy Rudder
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+ - Holy Safari
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+ - Holy Sarcophagus
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+ - Holy Sardine
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+ - Holy Scalding
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+ - Holy Schizophrenia
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+ - Holy Sedatives
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+ - Holy Self Service
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+ - Holy Semantics
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+ - Holy Serpentine
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+ - Holy Sewer Pipe
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+ - Holy Shamrocks
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+ - Holy Sherlock Holmes
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+ - Holy Show-Ups
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+ - Holy Showcase
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+ - Holy Shrinkage
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+ - Holy Shucks
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+ - Holy Skull Tap
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+ - Holy Sky Rocket
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+ - Holy Slipped Disc
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+ - Holy Smoke
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+ - Holy Smokes
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+ - Holy Smokestack
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+ - Holy Snowball
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+ - Holy Sonic Booms
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+ - Holy Special Delivery
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+ - Holy Spider Webs
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+ - Holy Split Seconds
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+ - Holy Squirrel Cage
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+ - Holy Stalactites
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+ - Holy Stampede
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+ - Holy Standstills
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+ - Holy Steam Valve
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+ - Holy Stew Pot
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+ - Holy Stomach Aches
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+ - Holy Stratosphere
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+ - Holy Stuffing
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+ - Holy Subliminal
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+ - Holy Sudden Incapacitation
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+ - Holy Sundials
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+ - Holy Surprise Party
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+ - Holy Switch A Roo
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+ - Holy Taj Mahal
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+ - Holy Tartars
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+ - Holy Taxation
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+ - Holy Taxidermy
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+ - Holy Tee Shot
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+ - Holy Ten Toes
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+ - Holy Terminology
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+ - Holy Time Bomb
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+ - Holy Tintinnabulation
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+ - Holy Tipoffs
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+ - Holy Titanic
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+ - Holy Tome
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+ - Holy Toreador
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+ - Holy Trampoline
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+ - Holy Transistors
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+ - Holy Travel Agent
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+ - Holy Trickery
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+ - Holy Triple Feature
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+ - Holy Trolls And Goblins
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+ - Holy Tuxedo
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+ - Holy Uncanny Photographic Mental Processes
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+ - Holy Understatements
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+ - Holy Underwritten Metropolis
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+ - Holy Unlikelihood
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+ - Holy Unrefillable Prescriptions
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+ - Holy Vat
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+ - Holy Venezuela
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+ - Holy Vertebrae
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+ - Holy Voltage
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+ - Holy Waste Of Energy
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+ - Holy Wayne Manor
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+ - Holy Weaponry
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+ - Holy Wedding Cake
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+ - Holy Wernher von Braun
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+ - Holy Whiskers
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+ - Holy Wigs
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+ - Holy Zorro
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+ singular_siegler:
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+ - Texas!
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+ - Come on now
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+ - Turd gone wrong
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+ - I want my 5$ back
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+ - I tell you what
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+ - My buddy Harlen
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+ - Goin' hog huntin'
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+ - C'mon Naomi
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+ - Might be DQ time
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+ - That goddamn Datamate
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+ - That damn gimble
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+ - That Barbala couldn't fly his way out of a wet paper bag
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+ - So I was walking Oscar
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+ - How 'bout them Cowboys
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+ - Always the last one to the party
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+ - Standby
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+ - No one tells me shit
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+ - My boss gonna fire me
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+ - That damn Bill Stull
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+ - Like a red-headed stepchild
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+ - Y'all never listen to me
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+ - It's around here somewhere
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+ - Reminds me of my old girlfriend Olga Goodntight
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+ - Let me tell ya
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+ - I got that scurvy
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+ - Got depression, Smith and Wessen
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+ - I'm washing my hands of it
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+ - Yup
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+ - Contact the tower
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+ - That damn diabetes
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+ - That's messed up
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+ - I want my damn cart back
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+ yoda:
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+ - Use your feelings, Obi-Wan, and find him you will.
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+ - Already know you that which you need.
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+ - Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things.
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+ - At an end your rule is, and not short enough it was!
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+ - Around the survivors a perimeter create.
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+ - Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me,
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+ soon night must fall.
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+ - Not if anything to say about it I have
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+ - Through the Force, things you will see. Other places. The future - the past.
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+ Old friends long gone.
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+ - Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!
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+ - The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the future is.
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+ - Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well
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+ you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life
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+ creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous
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+ beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you;
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+ here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the
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+ land and the ship.
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+ - Younglings, younglings gather ’round.
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+ - Luminous beings are we - not this crude matter.
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+ - Clear your mind must be, if you are to find the villains behind this plot.
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+ - Always two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice.
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+ - Do. Or do not. There is no try.
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+ - Much to learn you still have my old padawan. ... This is just the beginning!
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+ - Good relations with the Wookiees, I have.
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+ - Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained
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+ Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have
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+ the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I
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+ watched. All his life has he looked away - to the future, to the horizon.
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+ Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh.
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+ Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.
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+ - Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.
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+ - Always pass on what you have learned.
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+ - Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny,
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+ consume you it will.
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+ - Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!
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+ - Yes, a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side.
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+ Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they
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+ flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path,
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+ forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan’s
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+ apprentice.
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+ - Do not assume anything Obi-Wan. Clear your mind must be if you are to discover
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+ the real villains behind this plot.
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+ - Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform
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+ into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously.
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+ The shadow of greed, that is.
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+ - Like fire across the galaxy the Clone Wars spread. In league with the wicked
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+ Count Dooku, more and more planets slip. Against this threat, upon the Jedi
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+ Knights falls the duty to lead the newly formed army of the Republic. And
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+ as the heat of war grows, so, to, grows the prowess of one most gifted student
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+ of the Force.
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+ - Hmm. In the end, cowards are those who follow the dark side.
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+ - Strong is Vader. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.
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+ - Pain, suffering, death I feel. Something terrible has happened. Young Skywalker
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+ is in pain. Terrible pain
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+ - Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future...
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+ - You will find only what you bring in.
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+ - Feel the force!
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+ - Reckless he is. Matters are worse.
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+ - That is why you fail.
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+ - Your weapons, you will not need them.
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+ - To answer power with power, the Jedi way this is
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+ fortune_cookie:
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+ - This cookie senses that you are superstitious; it is an inclination that is
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+ bad for your mental health.
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+ - Goodness comes to those who wait.
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+ - Two wrongs do not make a right.
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+ - A rolling stone gathers no moss.
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+ - Destiny is what you choose it to be; fate is what happens when you relinquish
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+ your freedom
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+ - Failure is fuel for victory
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+ - A black cat is not bad luck for a blind man.
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+ - To hesitate is to be lost.