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- checksums.yaml +4 -4
- data/CHANGELOG.md +323 -0
- data/README.md +27 -2
- data/lib/faker.rb +57 -25
- data/lib/faker/blockchain/aeternity.rb +4 -4
- data/lib/faker/books/dune.rb +15 -2
- data/lib/faker/books/lovecraft.rb +8 -4
- data/lib/faker/default/address.rb +35 -5
- data/lib/faker/default/bank.rb +80 -3
- data/lib/faker/default/barcode.rb +154 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/beer.rb +3 -3
- data/lib/faker/default/blood.rb +48 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/business.rb +1 -1
- data/lib/faker/default/camera.rb +46 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/cannabis.rb +80 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/chile_rut.rb +47 -3
- data/lib/faker/default/code.rb +98 -17
- data/lib/faker/default/commerce.rb +74 -11
- data/lib/faker/default/company.rb +78 -11
- data/lib/faker/default/compass.rb +135 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/computer.rb +63 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/construction.rb +54 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/cosmere.rb +90 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/crypto_coin.rb +45 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/date.rb +16 -12
- data/lib/faker/default/driving_licence.rb +65 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/drone.rb +332 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/faker_adjective.rb +35 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/file.rb +49 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/finance.rb +45 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/food.rb +1 -1
- data/lib/faker/default/funny_name.rb +45 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/gender.rb +1 -1
- data/lib/faker/default/hipster.rb +101 -4
- data/lib/faker/default/id_number.rb +88 -2
- data/lib/faker/default/internet.rb +68 -10
- data/lib/faker/default/internet_http.rb +48 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/invoice.rb +33 -6
- data/lib/faker/default/json.rb +59 -4
- data/lib/faker/default/lorem.rb +2 -2
- data/lib/faker/default/lorem_flickr.rb +65 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/lorem_pixel.rb +22 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/markdown.rb +89 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/measurement.rb +93 -2
- data/lib/faker/default/military.rb +26 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/mountain.rb +33 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/name.rb +98 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/nhs.rb +19 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/number.rb +6 -8
- data/lib/faker/default/omniauth.rb +107 -52
- data/lib/faker/default/phone_number.rb +88 -5
- data/lib/faker/default/placeholdit.rb +21 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/relationship.rb +1 -1
- data/lib/faker/default/slack_emoji.rb +81 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/south_africa.rb +90 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/space.rb +1 -1
- data/lib/faker/default/string.rb +19 -3
- data/lib/faker/default/stripe.rb +64 -3
- data/lib/faker/default/twitter.rb +35 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/types.rb +80 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/university.rb +45 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/vehicle.rb +184 -4
- data/lib/faker/default/verb.rb +45 -0
- data/lib/faker/default/world_cup.rb +4 -4
- data/lib/faker/fantasy/tolkien.rb +67 -0
- data/lib/faker/games/clash_of_clans.rb +48 -0
- data/lib/faker/games/control.rb +113 -0
- data/lib/faker/games/dnd.rb +136 -0
- data/lib/faker/games/elder_scrolls.rb +26 -0
- data/lib/faker/games/heroes.rb +13 -0
- data/lib/faker/games/heroes_of_the_storm.rb +16 -5
- data/lib/faker/games/minecraft.rb +113 -0
- data/lib/faker/games/street_fighter.rb +61 -0
- data/lib/faker/games/super_mario.rb +48 -0
- data/lib/faker/games/warhammer_fantasy.rb +74 -0
- data/lib/faker/games/world_of_warcraft.rb +26 -1
- data/lib/faker/japanese_media/conan.rb +48 -0
- data/lib/faker/japanese_media/doraemon.rb +48 -0
- data/lib/faker/japanese_media/dragon_ball.rb +26 -0
- data/lib/faker/japanese_media/naruto.rb +61 -0
- data/lib/faker/japanese_media/studio_ghibli.rb +48 -0
- data/lib/faker/movies/departed.rb +49 -0
- data/lib/faker/movies/hobbit.rb +4 -4
- data/lib/faker/movies/how_to_train_your_dragon.rb +48 -0
- data/lib/faker/movies/lord_of_the_rings.rb +3 -3
- data/lib/faker/movies/movie.rb +13 -0
- data/lib/faker/movies/room.rb +63 -0
- data/lib/faker/movies/star_wars.rb +2 -2
- data/lib/faker/music/hiphop.rb +48 -0
- data/lib/faker/music/opera.rb +237 -1
- data/lib/faker/music/pearl_jam.rb +50 -0
- data/lib/faker/music/phish.rb +27 -1
- data/lib/faker/music/prince.rb +64 -0
- data/lib/faker/music/rush.rb +37 -0
- data/lib/faker/music/show.rb +49 -0
- data/lib/faker/quotes/chiquito.rb +80 -0
- data/lib/faker/quotes/quote.rb +80 -1
- data/lib/faker/quotes/rajnikanth.rb +26 -0
- data/lib/faker/quotes/shakespeare.rb +36 -0
- data/lib/faker/sports/volleyball.rb +74 -0
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/aqua_teen_hunger_force.rb +13 -0
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/big_bang_theory.rb +37 -0
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/buffy.rb +17 -4
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/dr_who.rb +1 -1
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/final_space.rb +51 -0
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/futurama.rb +65 -0
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/simpsons.rb +14 -0
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/suits.rb +37 -0
- data/lib/faker/tv_shows/the_fresh_prince_of_bel_air.rb +17 -4
- data/lib/faker/version.rb +1 -1
- data/lib/helpers/base58.rb +1 -1
- data/lib/helpers/char.rb +22 -27
- data/lib/helpers/unique_generator.rb +3 -2
- data/lib/locales/de-AT.yml +4 -2
- data/lib/locales/de-CH.yml +1696 -1
- data/lib/locales/de.yml +4 -2
- data/lib/locales/en-AU.yml +50 -10
- data/lib/locales/en-CA.yml +2 -0
- data/lib/locales/en-GB.yml +1 -1
- data/lib/locales/en-IND.yml +2 -1
- data/lib/locales/en-MS.yml +2 -1
- data/lib/locales/en-NEP.yml +4 -1
- data/lib/locales/en-NZ.yml +3 -1
- data/lib/locales/en-PAK.yml +2 -1
- data/lib/locales/en-SG.yml +2 -1
- data/lib/locales/en-US.yml +36 -10
- data/lib/locales/en-au-ocker.yml +2 -1
- data/lib/locales/en.yml +0 -3
- data/lib/locales/en/address.yml +2 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/adjective.yml +179 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/animal.yml +1 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/aqua_teen_hunger_force.yml +33 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/bank.yml +1 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/barcode.yml +24 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/big_bang_theory.yml +38 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/blood.yml +13 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/buffy.yml +1 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/camera.yml +611 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/chiquito.yml +64 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/clash_of_clan.yml +101 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/company.yml +2 -2
- data/lib/locales/en/computer.yml +36 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/conan.yml +171 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/control.yml +247 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/demographic.yml +218 -5
- data/lib/locales/en/departed.yml +50 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/dnd.yml +451 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/doraemon.yml +286 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/dota.yml +531 -63
- data/lib/locales/en/dragon_ball.yml +243 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/driving_license.yml +181 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/drone.yml +95 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/dune.yml +401 -131
- data/lib/locales/en/elder_scrolls.yml +583 -9
- data/lib/locales/en/fallout.yml +311 -133
- data/lib/locales/en/final_space.yml +37 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/finance.yml +53 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/fresh_prince_of_bel_air.yml +1 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/futurama.yml +344 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/half_life.yml +84 -3
- data/lib/locales/en/heroes.yml +408 -3
- data/lib/locales/en/heroes_of_the_storm.yml +131 -4
- data/lib/locales/en/house.yml +1 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/how_to_train_your_dragon.yml +174 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/jack_handey.yml +54 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/league_of_legends.yml +285 -6
- data/lib/locales/en/military.yml +179 -5
- data/lib/locales/en/minecraft.yml +663 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/mountain.yml +158 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/movie.yml +192 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/music.yml +451 -29
- data/lib/locales/en/myst.yml +87 -31
- data/lib/locales/en/name.yml +6 -5
- data/lib/locales/en/naruto.yml +231 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/one_piece.yml +2 -2
- data/lib/locales/en/opera.yml +168 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/overwatch.yml +2650 -2622
- data/lib/locales/en/pearl_jam.yml +213 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/phish.yml +392 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/pokemon.yml +417 -4
- data/lib/locales/en/prince.yml +227 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/quote.yml +692 -163
- data/lib/locales/en/rajnikanth.yml +77 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/room.yml +68 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/rush.yml +32 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/show.yml +597 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/simpsons.yml +668 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/source.yml +30 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/star_trek.yml +1 -1
- data/lib/locales/en/star_wars.yml +568 -220
- data/lib/locales/en/street_fighter.yml +1524 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/studio_ghibli.yml +107 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/suits.yml +45 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/super_mario.yml +58 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/super_smash_bros.yml +16 -4
- data/lib/locales/en/tolkien.yml +2453 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/volleyball.yml +501 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/warhammer_fantasy.yml +582 -0
- data/lib/locales/en/witcher.yml +389 -7
- data/lib/locales/en/world_of_warcraft.yml +122 -4
- data/lib/locales/en/zelda.yml +962 -4
- data/lib/locales/es.yml +56 -0
- data/lib/locales/fi-FI.yml +1 -1
- data/lib/locales/fr-CA.yml +21 -5
- data/lib/locales/fr-CH.yml +2 -2
- data/lib/locales/fr.yml +8 -2
- data/lib/locales/id.yml +2 -1
- data/lib/locales/it.yml +2 -1
- data/lib/locales/ja.yml +5 -1
- data/lib/locales/ko.yml +94 -2
- data/lib/locales/nb-NO.yml +4 -2
- data/lib/locales/pt-BR.yml +2 -1
- data/lib/locales/pt.yml +3 -1
- data/lib/locales/ru.yml +3 -1
- data/lib/locales/sk.yml +4 -2
- data/lib/locales/uk.yml +2 -0
- metadata +89 -21
- data/lib/locales/en/hobbit.yml +0 -19
- data/lib/locales/en/lord_of_the_rings.yml +0 -6
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- Texas!
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- Come on now
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- Turd gone wrong
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- I tell you what
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- My buddy Harlen
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- Goin' hog huntin'
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- C'mon Naomi
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- Might be DQ time
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- That goddamn Datamate
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- That damn gimble
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- That Barbala couldn't fly his way out of a wet paper bag
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- So I was walking Oscar
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- How 'bout them Cowboys
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- Standby
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- That damn Bill Stull
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- Like a red-headed stepchild
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- Y'all never listen to me
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- It's around here somewhere
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- Reminds me of my old girlfriend Olga Goodntight
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- Let me tell ya
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- I got that scurvy
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- Got depression, Smith and Wessen
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- I'm washing my hands of it
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- Yup
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- Contact the tower
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- That damn diabetes
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- That's messed up
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- I want my damn cart back
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yoda:
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- Use your feelings, Obi-Wan, and find him you will.
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- Already know you that which you need.
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- Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things.
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- At an end your rule is, and not short enough it was!
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- Around the survivors a perimeter create.
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- Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me,
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soon night must fall.
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- Not if anything to say about it I have
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- Through the Force, things you will see. Other places. The future - the past.
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Old friends long gone.
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- Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!
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- The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the future is.
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- Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well
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you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life
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creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous
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beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you;
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here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the
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land and the ship.
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- Younglings, younglings gather ’round.
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- Luminous beings are we - not this crude matter.
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- Clear your mind must be, if you are to find the villains behind this plot.
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- Always two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice.
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- Do. Or do not. There is no try.
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- Much to learn you still have my old padawan. ... This is just the beginning!
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- Good relations with the Wookiees, I have.
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- Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained
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Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have
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the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I
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watched. All his life has he looked away - to the future, to the horizon.
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Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh.
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Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.
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- Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.
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- Always pass on what you have learned.
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- Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny,
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consume you it will.
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- Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!
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- Yes, a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side.
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Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they
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flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path,
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forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan’s
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apprentice.
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- Do not assume anything Obi-Wan. Clear your mind must be if you are to discover
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the real villains behind this plot.
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- Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform
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into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously.
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The shadow of greed, that is.
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- Like fire across the galaxy the Clone Wars spread. In league with the wicked
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Count Dooku, more and more planets slip. Against this threat, upon the Jedi
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Knights falls the duty to lead the newly formed army of the Republic. And
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as the heat of war grows, so, to, grows the prowess of one most gifted student
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of the Force.
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- Hmm. In the end, cowards are those who follow the dark side.
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- Strong is Vader. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.
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- Pain, suffering, death I feel. Something terrible has happened. Young Skywalker
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is in pain. Terrible pain
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- Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future...
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- You will find only what you bring in.
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- Feel the force!
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- Reckless he is. Matters are worse.
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- That is why you fail.
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- Your weapons, you will not need them.
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- To answer power with power, the Jedi way this is
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fortune_cookie:
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- This cookie senses that you are superstitious; it is an inclination that is
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bad for your mental health.
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- Goodness comes to those who wait.
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- Two wrongs do not make a right.
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- A rolling stone gathers no moss.
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- Destiny is what you choose it to be; fate is what happens when you relinquish
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your freedom
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- Failure is fuel for victory
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- A black cat is not bad luck for a blind man.
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- To hesitate is to be lost.
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