faker 2.0.0 → 3.8.0

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  1. checksums.yaml +4 -4
  2. data/CHANGELOG.md +1896 -11
  3. data/README.md +140 -307
  4. data/lib/faker/blockchain/aeternity.rb +70 -0
  5. data/lib/faker/blockchain/bitcoin.rb +27 -2
  6. data/lib/faker/blockchain/ethereum.rb +11 -1
  7. data/lib/faker/blockchain/tezos.rb +92 -9
  8. data/lib/faker/blockchain.rb +9 -0
  9. data/lib/faker/books/culture_series.rb +49 -0
  10. data/lib/faker/books/dune.rb +71 -5
  11. data/lib/faker/books/lovecraft.rb +182 -7
  12. data/lib/faker/books/the_kingkiller_chronicle.rb +61 -0
  13. data/lib/faker/books.rb +9 -0
  14. data/lib/faker/creature/animal.rb +9 -0
  15. data/lib/faker/creature/bird.rb +203 -0
  16. data/lib/faker/creature/cat.rb +27 -0
  17. data/lib/faker/creature/dog.rb +72 -0
  18. data/lib/faker/creature/horse.rb +18 -0
  19. data/lib/faker/creature.rb +9 -0
  20. data/lib/faker/default/address.rb +251 -6
  21. data/lib/faker/default/adjective.rb +35 -0
  22. data/lib/faker/default/alphanumeric.rb +49 -6
  23. data/lib/faker/default/ancient.rb +36 -0
  24. data/lib/faker/default/app.rb +45 -0
  25. data/lib/faker/default/appliance.rb +18 -0
  26. data/lib/faker/default/artist.rb +9 -0
  27. data/lib/faker/default/avatar.rb +32 -1
  28. data/lib/faker/default/bank.rb +117 -22
  29. data/lib/faker/default/barcode.rb +165 -0
  30. data/lib/faker/default/beer.rb +75 -3
  31. data/lib/faker/default/blood.rb +48 -0
  32. data/lib/faker/default/book.rb +61 -0
  33. data/lib/faker/default/boolean.rb +14 -1
  34. data/lib/faker/default/business.rb +27 -0
  35. data/lib/faker/default/camera.rb +46 -0
  36. data/lib/faker/default/cannabis.rb +90 -0
  37. data/lib/faker/default/chile_rut.rb +62 -8
  38. data/lib/faker/default/chuck_norris.rb +13 -2
  39. data/lib/faker/default/code.rb +165 -38
  40. data/lib/faker/default/coffee.rb +45 -0
  41. data/lib/faker/default/coin.rb +18 -0
  42. data/lib/faker/default/color.rb +123 -5
  43. data/lib/faker/default/commerce.rb +102 -11
  44. data/lib/faker/default/company.rb +445 -23
  45. data/lib/faker/default/compass.rb +135 -0
  46. data/lib/faker/default/computer.rb +63 -0
  47. data/lib/faker/default/construction.rb +54 -0
  48. data/lib/faker/default/cosmere.rb +90 -0
  49. data/lib/faker/default/crypto.rb +52 -5
  50. data/lib/faker/default/crypto_coin.rb +45 -0
  51. data/lib/faker/default/currency.rb +27 -0
  52. data/lib/faker/default/date.rb +145 -5
  53. data/lib/faker/default/dc_comics.rb +45 -0
  54. data/lib/faker/default/demographic.rb +57 -0
  55. data/lib/faker/default/dessert.rb +27 -0
  56. data/lib/faker/default/device.rb +54 -0
  57. data/lib/faker/default/driving_licence.rb +87 -14
  58. data/lib/faker/default/drone.rb +332 -0
  59. data/lib/faker/default/educator.rb +73 -6
  60. data/lib/faker/default/electrical_components.rb +27 -0
  61. data/lib/faker/default/emotion.rb +33 -0
  62. data/lib/faker/default/esport.rb +45 -0
  63. data/lib/faker/default/file.rb +53 -4
  64. data/lib/faker/default/finance.rb +74 -2
  65. data/lib/faker/default/food.rb +93 -3
  66. data/lib/faker/default/funny_name.rb +45 -0
  67. data/lib/faker/default/game.rb +48 -0
  68. data/lib/faker/default/gender.rb +31 -0
  69. data/lib/faker/default/greek_philosophers.rb +18 -0
  70. data/lib/faker/default/hacker.rb +59 -1
  71. data/lib/faker/default/hipster.rb +103 -7
  72. data/lib/faker/default/hobby.rb +22 -0
  73. data/lib/faker/default/house.rb +18 -0
  74. data/lib/faker/default/html.rb +230 -0
  75. data/lib/faker/default/id_number.rb +313 -8
  76. data/lib/faker/default/industry_segments.rb +36 -0
  77. data/lib/faker/default/invoice.rb +34 -7
  78. data/lib/faker/default/job.rb +36 -0
  79. data/lib/faker/default/json.rb +68 -8
  80. data/lib/faker/default/kpop.rb +54 -0
  81. data/lib/faker/default/lorem.rb +194 -21
  82. data/lib/faker/default/lorem_flickr.rb +67 -2
  83. data/lib/faker/default/markdown.rb +100 -9
  84. data/lib/faker/default/marketing.rb +9 -0
  85. data/lib/faker/default/measurement.rb +93 -2
  86. data/lib/faker/default/military.rb +71 -0
  87. data/lib/faker/default/mountain.rb +33 -0
  88. data/lib/faker/default/movie.rb +33 -0
  89. data/lib/faker/default/name.rb +98 -0
  90. data/lib/faker/default/nation.rb +45 -5
  91. data/lib/faker/default/{nhs.rb → national_health_service.rb} +27 -4
  92. data/lib/faker/default/nato_phonetic_alphabet.rb +9 -0
  93. data/lib/faker/default/number.rb +151 -12
  94. data/lib/faker/default/omniauth.rb +233 -92
  95. data/lib/faker/default/phone_number.rb +113 -11
  96. data/lib/faker/default/placeholdit.rb +24 -3
  97. data/lib/faker/default/programming_language.rb +18 -0
  98. data/lib/faker/default/quote.rb +124 -0
  99. data/lib/faker/default/relationship.rb +46 -1
  100. data/lib/faker/default/restaurant.rb +54 -2
  101. data/lib/faker/default/science.rb +135 -0
  102. data/lib/faker/default/slack_emoji.rb +81 -0
  103. data/lib/faker/default/source.rb +43 -0
  104. data/lib/faker/default/south_africa.rb +93 -3
  105. data/lib/faker/default/space.rb +128 -1
  106. data/lib/faker/default/sport.rb +116 -0
  107. data/lib/faker/default/string.rb +18 -4
  108. data/lib/faker/default/stripe.rb +64 -3
  109. data/lib/faker/default/subscription.rb +45 -0
  110. data/lib/faker/default/superhero.rb +45 -0
  111. data/lib/faker/default/tea.rb +41 -0
  112. data/lib/faker/default/team.rb +45 -0
  113. data/lib/faker/default/theater.rb +49 -0
  114. data/lib/faker/default/time.rb +80 -0
  115. data/lib/faker/default/types.rb +91 -11
  116. data/lib/faker/default/university.rb +45 -0
  117. data/lib/faker/default/vehicle.rb +225 -42
  118. data/lib/faker/default/verb.rb +45 -0
  119. data/lib/faker/default/vulnerability_identifier.rb +23 -0
  120. data/lib/faker/default/world_cup.rb +50 -0
  121. data/lib/faker/default/x.rb +189 -0
  122. data/lib/faker/default.rb +9 -0
  123. data/lib/faker/fantasy/tolkien.rb +67 -0
  124. data/lib/faker/fantasy.rb +9 -0
  125. data/lib/faker/games/clash_of_clans.rb +48 -0
  126. data/lib/faker/games/control.rb +113 -0
  127. data/lib/faker/games/dnd.rb +178 -0
  128. data/lib/faker/games/dota.rb +60 -0
  129. data/lib/faker/games/elder_scrolls.rb +98 -0
  130. data/lib/faker/games/fallout.rb +37 -0
  131. data/lib/faker/games/final_fantasy_xiv.rb +73 -0
  132. data/lib/faker/games/half_life.rb +27 -0
  133. data/lib/faker/games/heroes.rb +40 -0
  134. data/lib/faker/games/heroes_of_the_storm.rb +38 -2
  135. data/lib/faker/games/league_of_legends.rb +54 -0
  136. data/lib/faker/games/minecraft.rb +113 -0
  137. data/lib/faker/games/myst.rb +45 -0
  138. data/lib/faker/games/overwatch.rb +27 -0
  139. data/lib/faker/games/pokemon.rb +27 -0
  140. data/lib/faker/games/sonic_the_hedgehog.rb +27 -0
  141. data/lib/faker/games/street_fighter.rb +61 -0
  142. data/lib/faker/games/super_mario.rb +48 -0
  143. data/lib/faker/games/super_smash_bros.rb +18 -0
  144. data/lib/faker/games/tarkov.rb +205 -0
  145. data/lib/faker/games/touhou.rb +75 -0
  146. data/lib/faker/games/warhammer_fantasy.rb +74 -0
  147. data/lib/faker/games/witcher.rb +93 -0
  148. data/lib/faker/games/world_of_warcraft.rb +44 -1
  149. data/lib/faker/games/zelda.rb +37 -1
  150. data/lib/faker/games.rb +9 -0
  151. data/lib/faker/internet/http.rb +48 -0
  152. data/lib/faker/internet.rb +582 -0
  153. data/lib/faker/japanese_media/conan.rb +48 -0
  154. data/lib/faker/japanese_media/cowboy_bebop.rb +61 -0
  155. data/lib/faker/japanese_media/doraemon.rb +48 -0
  156. data/lib/faker/japanese_media/dragon_ball.rb +35 -0
  157. data/lib/faker/japanese_media/fullmetal_alchemist_brotherhood.rb +48 -0
  158. data/lib/faker/japanese_media/kamen_rider.rb +102 -0
  159. data/lib/faker/japanese_media/naruto.rb +61 -0
  160. data/lib/faker/japanese_media/one_piece.rb +55 -1
  161. data/lib/faker/japanese_media/studio_ghibli.rb +48 -0
  162. data/lib/faker/japanese_media/sword_art_online.rb +36 -0
  163. data/lib/faker/japanese_media.rb +9 -0
  164. data/lib/faker/locations/australia.rb +49 -0
  165. data/lib/faker/locations.rb +9 -0
  166. data/lib/faker/movies/avatar.rb +49 -0
  167. data/lib/faker/movies/back_to_the_future.rb +28 -0
  168. data/lib/faker/movies/departed.rb +49 -0
  169. data/lib/faker/movies/ghostbusters.rb +28 -0
  170. data/lib/faker/movies/hackers.rb +48 -0
  171. data/lib/faker/movies/harry_potter.rb +54 -0
  172. data/lib/faker/movies/hitchhikers_guide_to_the_galaxy.rb +69 -0
  173. data/lib/faker/movies/hobbit.rb +41 -4
  174. data/lib/faker/movies/how_to_train_your_dragon.rb +48 -0
  175. data/lib/faker/movies/lebowski.rb +27 -0
  176. data/lib/faker/movies/lord_of_the_rings.rb +31 -3
  177. data/lib/faker/movies/princess_bride.rb +19 -0
  178. data/lib/faker/movies/star_wars.rb +169 -5
  179. data/lib/faker/movies/the_room.rb +63 -0
  180. data/lib/faker/movies/tron.rb +161 -0
  181. data/lib/faker/movies/v_for_vendetta.rb +29 -0
  182. data/lib/faker/movies.rb +9 -0
  183. data/lib/faker/music/bossa_nova.rb +35 -0
  184. data/lib/faker/music/grateful_dead.rb +18 -2
  185. data/lib/faker/music/hiphop.rb +48 -0
  186. data/lib/faker/music/opera.rb +273 -1
  187. data/lib/faker/music/pearl_jam.rb +48 -0
  188. data/lib/faker/music/phish.rb +36 -1
  189. data/lib/faker/music/prince.rb +64 -0
  190. data/lib/faker/music/rock_band.rb +21 -0
  191. data/lib/faker/music/rush.rb +35 -0
  192. data/lib/faker/music/smashing_pumpkins.rb +62 -0
  193. data/lib/faker/music/umphreys_mcgee.rb +9 -0
  194. data/lib/faker/music.rb +149 -0
  195. data/lib/faker/quotes/chiquito.rb +80 -0
  196. data/lib/faker/quotes/rajnikanth.rb +27 -0
  197. data/lib/faker/quotes/shakespeare.rb +70 -0
  198. data/lib/faker/quotes.rb +9 -0
  199. data/lib/faker/religion/bible.rb +50 -0
  200. data/lib/faker/religion.rb +9 -0
  201. data/lib/faker/sports/basketball.rb +36 -0
  202. data/lib/faker/sports/chess.rb +90 -0
  203. data/lib/faker/sports/football.rb +45 -0
  204. data/lib/faker/sports/mountaineering.rb +22 -0
  205. data/lib/faker/sports/volleyball.rb +74 -0
  206. data/lib/faker/sports.rb +9 -0
  207. data/lib/faker/travel/airport.rb +43 -0
  208. data/lib/faker/travel/train_station.rb +54 -0
  209. data/lib/faker/travel.rb +9 -0
  210. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/aqua_teen_hunger_force.rb +22 -0
  211. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/archer.rb +51 -0
  212. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/big_bang_theory.rb +37 -0
  213. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/bojack_horseman.rb +28 -0
  214. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/breaking_bad.rb +18 -0
  215. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/brooklyn_nine_nine.rb +38 -0
  216. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/buffy.rb +47 -2
  217. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/community.rb +19 -0
  218. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/dr_who.rb +65 -2
  219. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/dumb_and_dumber.rb +28 -0
  220. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/family_guy.rb +28 -0
  221. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/final_space.rb +51 -0
  222. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/friends.rb +27 -0
  223. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/futurama.rb +65 -0
  224. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/game_of_thrones.rb +46 -0
  225. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/hey_arnold.rb +27 -0
  226. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/how_i_met_your_mother.rb +37 -0
  227. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/michael_scott.rb +10 -0
  228. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/new_girl.rb +19 -0
  229. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/parks_and_rec.rb +18 -0
  230. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/rick_and_morty.rb +28 -0
  231. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/ru_paul.rb +18 -0
  232. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/seinfeld.rb +28 -0
  233. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/silicon_valley.rb +75 -0
  234. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/simpsons.rb +42 -0
  235. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/south_park.rb +34 -0
  236. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/spongebob.rb +50 -0
  237. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/star_trek.rb +36 -0
  238. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/stargate.rb +28 -0
  239. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/stranger_things.rb +19 -0
  240. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/suits.rb +37 -0
  241. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/supernatural.rb +48 -0
  242. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/the_expanse.rb +36 -0
  243. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/the_fresh_prince_of_bel_air.rb +30 -2
  244. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/the_it_crowd.rb +37 -0
  245. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/the_office.rb +37 -0
  246. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/the_thick_of_it.rb +28 -0
  247. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/twin_peaks.rb +28 -0
  248. data/lib/faker/tv_shows/venture_bros.rb +38 -0
  249. data/lib/faker/tv_shows.rb +9 -0
  250. data/lib/faker/version.rb +2 -2
  251. data/lib/faker.rb +125 -45
  252. data/lib/helpers/base58.rb +1 -1
  253. data/lib/helpers/char.rb +22 -27
  254. data/lib/helpers/deprecator.rb +118 -0
  255. data/lib/helpers/positional_generator.rb +478 -0
  256. data/lib/helpers/unique_generator.rb +18 -14
  257. data/lib/locales/README.md +18 -2
  258. data/lib/locales/ar.yml +1608 -46
  259. data/lib/locales/bg.yml +937 -21
  260. data/lib/locales/ca-CAT.yml +347 -12
  261. data/lib/locales/ca.yml +580 -15
  262. data/lib/locales/da-DK.yml +530 -36
  263. data/lib/locales/de-AT.yml +3487 -25
  264. data/lib/locales/de-CH.yml +6051 -9
  265. data/lib/locales/de.yml +7185 -97
  266. data/lib/locales/ee.yml +1185 -27
  267. data/lib/locales/en/address.yml +1829 -559
  268. data/lib/locales/en/adjective.yml +179 -0
  269. data/lib/locales/en/airport.yml +381 -0
  270. data/lib/locales/en/ancient.yml +128 -4
  271. data/lib/locales/en/animal.yml +141 -2
  272. data/lib/locales/en/app.yml +89 -2
  273. data/lib/locales/en/appliance.yml +81 -2
  274. data/lib/locales/en/aqua_teen_hunger_force.yml +33 -1
  275. data/lib/locales/en/archer.yml +75 -0
  276. data/lib/locales/en/artist.yml +43 -1
  277. data/lib/locales/en/australia.yml +108 -0
  278. data/lib/locales/en/avatar.yml +57 -0
  279. data/lib/locales/en/back_to_the_future.yml +145 -117
  280. data/lib/locales/en/bank.yml +92 -3
  281. data/lib/locales/en/barcode.yml +24 -0
  282. data/lib/locales/en/beer.yml +232 -6
  283. data/lib/locales/en/bible.yml +87 -0
  284. data/lib/locales/en/big_bang_theory.yml +37 -0
  285. data/lib/locales/en/bird.yml +1280 -0
  286. data/lib/locales/en/blood.yml +13 -0
  287. data/lib/locales/en/bojack_horseman.yml +63 -3
  288. data/lib/locales/en/book.yml +486 -3
  289. data/lib/locales/en/bossa_nova.yml +110 -3
  290. data/lib/locales/en/breaking_bad.yml +110 -25
  291. data/lib/locales/en/brooklyn_nine_nine.yml +34 -0
  292. data/lib/locales/en/buffy.yml +239 -257
  293. data/lib/locales/en/business.yml +18 -2
  294. data/lib/locales/en/camera.yml +611 -0
  295. data/lib/locales/en/cannabis.yml +344 -10
  296. data/lib/locales/en/cat.yml +155 -3
  297. data/lib/locales/en/chess.yml +102 -0
  298. data/lib/locales/en/chiquito.yml +63 -0
  299. data/lib/locales/en/chuck_norris.yml +78 -79
  300. data/lib/locales/en/clash_of_clan.yml +99 -0
  301. data/lib/locales/en/code.yml +501 -1
  302. data/lib/locales/en/coffee.yml +450 -25
  303. data/lib/locales/en/color.yml +73 -1
  304. data/lib/locales/en/commerce.yml +117 -6
  305. data/lib/locales/en/community.yml +55 -30
  306. data/lib/locales/en/company.yml +1756 -13
  307. data/lib/locales/en/compass.yml +108 -12
  308. data/lib/locales/en/computer.yml +55 -0
  309. data/lib/locales/en/conan.yml +169 -0
  310. data/lib/locales/en/construction.yml +416 -422
  311. data/lib/locales/en/control.yml +247 -0
  312. data/lib/locales/en/cosmere.yml +219 -54
  313. data/lib/locales/en/cowboy_bebop.yml +160 -0
  314. data/lib/locales/en/culture_series.yml +298 -298
  315. data/lib/locales/en/currency.yml +358 -3
  316. data/lib/locales/en/dc_comics.yml +178 -49
  317. data/lib/locales/en/demographic.yml +218 -5
  318. data/lib/locales/en/departed.yml +46 -0
  319. data/lib/locales/en/dessert.yml +78 -3
  320. data/lib/locales/en/device.yml +112 -4
  321. data/lib/locales/en/dnd.yml +636 -0
  322. data/lib/locales/en/dog.yml +262 -7
  323. data/lib/locales/en/doraemon.yml +284 -0
  324. data/lib/locales/en/dota.yml +704 -63
  325. data/lib/locales/en/dr_who.yml +468 -93
  326. data/lib/locales/en/dragon_ball.yml +243 -1
  327. data/lib/locales/en/driving_license.yml +181 -0
  328. data/lib/locales/en/drone.yml +95 -0
  329. data/lib/locales/en/dumb_and_dumber.yml +72 -56
  330. data/lib/locales/en/dune.yml +270 -131
  331. data/lib/locales/en/educator.yml +75 -6
  332. data/lib/locales/en/elder_scrolls.yml +582 -9
  333. data/lib/locales/en/electrical_components.yml +49 -3
  334. data/lib/locales/en/emotion.yml +480 -0
  335. data/lib/locales/en/esport.yml +58 -5
  336. data/lib/locales/en/fallout.yml +311 -133
  337. data/lib/locales/en/family_guy.yml +54 -4
  338. data/lib/locales/en/file.yml +109 -2
  339. data/lib/locales/en/final_fantasy_xiv.yml +754 -0
  340. data/lib/locales/en/final_space.yml +35 -0
  341. data/lib/locales/en/finance.yml +80 -4
  342. data/lib/locales/en/food.yml +1067 -10
  343. data/lib/locales/en/football.yml +121 -5
  344. data/lib/locales/en/fresh_prince_of_bel_air.yml +119 -70
  345. data/lib/locales/en/friends.yml +162 -3
  346. data/lib/locales/en/fullmetal_alchemist_brotherhood.yml +78 -0
  347. data/lib/locales/en/funny_name.yml +752 -1
  348. data/lib/locales/en/futurama.yml +336 -0
  349. data/lib/locales/en/game.yml +11 -0
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+ - "Aino"
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+ - "Akaboshi"
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+ - "Akahoshi"
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+ - "Akane"
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+ - "Akane (Kunoichi)"
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+ - "Akane's Father"
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+ - "Akari Tatsushiro"
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+ - "Akatsuchi"
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+ - "Akemaru"
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+ - "Akino"
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+ - "Amado"
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+ - "Amagi"
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+ - "Amai"
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+ - "Ameno"
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+ - "Ameyuki"
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+ - "Ameyuri Ringo"
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+ - "Ami"
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+ - "Amino"
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+ - "Amuda"
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+ - "Anato"
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+ - "Anbu Commander"
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+ - "Aniki"
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+ - "Anko Mitarashi"
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+ - "Ao"
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+ - "Aoda"
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+ - "Arai"
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+ - "Arashi"
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+ - "Arashi Umeya"
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+ - "Araya"
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+ - "Ashina"
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+ - "Ashitaba"
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+ - "Asura Path (character)"
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+ - "Azure Fang"
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+ - "Baji"
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+ - "Baki"
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+ - "Baku"
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+ - "Baku (Anbu)"
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+ - "Bando"
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+ - "Bandō"
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+ - "Banna"
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+ - "Bansai"
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+ - "Baraki"
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+ - "Benga"
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+ - "Benten"
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+ - "Bird-Masked Anbu Member"
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+ - "Biwako Sarutobi"
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+ - "Black Shadow"
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+ - "Black Zetsu"
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+ - "Blue B"
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+ - "Boar-Masked Anbu Member"
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+ - "Bull"
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+ - "Buna"
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+ - "Bunpuku"
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+ - "Buntan Kurosuki"
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+ - "Bunzō"
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+ - "Burami"
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+ - "Buriko Nekoka"
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+ - "Butsuma Senju"
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+ - "Byakuren"
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+ - "Captain of the Ghost Ship"
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+ - "Chamaru"
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+ - "Chamū"
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+ - "Chibi"
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+ - "Chichiatsu"
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+ - "Chikara"
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+ - "Chino"
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+ - "Chiriku"
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+ - "Chishima"
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+ - "Chiyo"
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+ - "Chiyo (princess)"
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+ - "Chiyomatsu"
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+ - "Chōbee Akimichi"
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+ - "Chōchō Akimichi"
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+ - "Chōhan"
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+ - "Chōji Akimichi"
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+ - "Chōji's Mother"
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+ - "Chōjūrō"
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+ - "Chōmei"
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+ - "Chōseki"
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+ - "Chōza Akimichi"
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+ - "Chūji"
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+ - "Chūkaku"
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+ - "Chūkichi"
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+ - "Chūshin"
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+ - "Claw Daimyō"
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+ - "Code"
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+ - "Conch King"
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+ - "Condor"
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+ - "Crimson Fist"
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+ - "Curse Jutsu Master"
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+ - "Cursed Warrior"
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+ - "Daen Nara"
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+ - "Daibutsu"
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+ - "Daichi"
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+ - "Daikoku Funeno"
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+ - "Daimaru"
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+ - "Dangō"
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+ - "Demonic Statue of the Outer Path"
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+ - "Denka"
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+ - "Denki Kaminarimon"
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+ - "Disonasu"
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+ - "Dodai"
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+ - "Dotō Kazahana"
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+ - "Dread Lion"
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+ - "Dōshin"
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+ - "Dōshu Goetsu"
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+ - "Dōtō Akimichi"
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+ - "Eagle-Masked Anbu Member"
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+ - "Earth Daimyō"
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+ - "Earth Prison Golem"
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+ - "Ebisu"
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+ - "Ebizō"
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+ - "Ehō Norimaki"
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+ - "Emi"
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+ - "Emina"
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+ - "Emiru"
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+ - "En no Gyōja"
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+ - "En Oyashiro"
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+ - "Enchū Nara"
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+ - "Enko Onikuma"
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+ - "Enra"
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+ - "Ensui Nara"
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+ - "Enzo Tenrō"
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+ - "Evil Minister of the Tea Daimyō"
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+ - "F"
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+ - "Fang Daimyō"
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+ - "Faz"
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+ - "Fire Daimyō (Part I-II)"
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+ - "First Animal Path (character)"
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+ - "First Hoshikage"
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+ - "Former Leader of Nadeshiko Village"
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+ - "Fox-Masked Anbu Member"
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+ villages:
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+ - "Sunagakure (Sand Village)"
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+ - "Kirigakure (Mist Village)"
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+ - "Kumogakure (Cloud Village)"
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+ - "Iwagakure (Stone Village)"
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+ eyes:
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+ - "Byakugan"
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+ - "Sharingan"
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+ - "Jōgan"
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+ - "Mangekyō Sharingan"
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+ - "Rinnegan"
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+ - "Tenseigan"
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+ - "Rinne-Sharingan"
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+ demons:
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+ - "One-Tails (Shukaku)"
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+ - "Two-Tails (Matatabi)"
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+ - "Three-Tails (Isobu)"
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+ - "Four-Tails (Son Goku)"
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+ - "Five-Tails (Kokuo)"
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+ - "Six-Tails (Saiken)"
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+ - "Seven-Tails (Chomei)"
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+ - "Eight-Tails (Gyuki)"
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+ - "Nine-Tails (Kurama)"
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+ - "Ten-Tails (Shinju)"
data/lib/locales/en/nato_phonetic_alphabet.yml CHANGED
@@ -1,4 +1,30 @@
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  en:
2
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  faker:
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  nato_phonetic_alphabet:
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- code_word: ["Alpha", "Bravo", "Charlie", "Delta", "Echo", "Foxtrot", "Golf", "Hotel", "India", "Juliett", "Kilo", "Lima", "Mike", "November", "Oscar", "Papa", "Quebec", "Romeo", "Sierra", "Tango", "Uniform", "Victor", "Whiskey", "X-ray", "Yankee", "Zulu"]
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+ code_word:
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+ - Alpha
6
+ - Bravo
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+ - Charlie
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+ - Delta
9
+ - Echo
10
+ - Foxtrot
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+ - Golf
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+ - Hotel
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+ - India
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+ - Juliett
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+ - Kilo
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+ - Lima
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+ - Mike
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+ - November
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+ - Oscar
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+ - Papa
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+ - Quebec
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+ - Romeo
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+ - Sierra
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+ - Tango
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+ - Uniform
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+ - Victor
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+ - Whiskey
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+ - X-ray
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+ - Yankee
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+ - Zulu
data/lib/locales/en/new_girl.yml CHANGED
@@ -1,40 +1,38 @@
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  en:
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  faker:
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  new_girl:
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- characters: [
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- "Winston Bishop",
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- "Cece",
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- "Coach",
8
- "Jessica Day",
9
- "Nick Miller",
10
- "Schmidt"
11
- ]
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- quotes: [
13
- "A no-nail oath? You thought I was gonna sleep with one of you, like I just couldn't help it?",
14
- "With your big, beautiful blue eyes and my Blair Underwood-like skin, we'd have the most beautiful baby the world has ever seen.",
15
- "Are you 'White Fanging' me?",
16
- "You are a beautiful white man, Nick Miller.",
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- "Take these, and take care of them. I can get a tetanus shot, but I can't cure damaged suede.",
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- "Please take that off. You look like a homeless pencil.",
19
- "Winston and Ferguson about to eat some pasta!",
20
- "Gave me cookie got you cookie!",
21
- "Can you believe the zoo wouldn't let me borrow their white tiger? I mean, the nerve! Philip Seymour Hoffman is going to be sitting at the back of the party thinking, 'Look at that guy. He couldn’t even get a big cat.'",
22
- "Did you just say 'butt drinking?' You can’t say 'butt drinking' and not explain what it is. That's two of my four favorite things.",
23
- "Are you cooking a frittata in a sauce pan? What is this – prison?",
24
- "If you had a jacket on with a bunch of yellow feathers, I'd be done.",
25
- "I had figure skating lessons until I was 13, and then my mom sobered up and realized I was a boy.",
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- "Damp towel, damp! It’s like a really big wet nap. I feel like I'm being licked by a golden retriever. Look at this bathroom. There should not be two girls in this bathroom. You're too humid.",
27
- "I don't celebrate Christmas. Or, as I like to call it, 'White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night'.",
28
- "It hurts. I feel like I've laid a million eggs and they're all hatching. I feel like I want to murder someone and I also want soft pretzels.",
29
- "I don't know how it happened, man, but somehow I got on that woman's cycle of menstruation…and I got that menstruation inside of me.",
30
- "I don't want some janky freshwater bitch fish, Winston. I want a lionfish.",
31
- "I did laundry. I smell like a baby in a damn meadow.",
32
- "Old people freak me out. With their hands and their legs. They’re like the people version of pleated pants.",
33
- "I'm really fighting the urge to buy you a lobster dinner.",
34
- "Nick is delicate. Like a flower. Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself.",
35
- "How's the new apartment? Does it smell like new paint and compromise?",
36
- "I was sabotaged by my baby box, which means I will never trust anything that comes out of it.",
37
- "I'm gonna end up alone. I’m gonna be a single old lady, flashing people on the subway.",
38
- "This place is fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with.",
39
- "If you need me, I'll be in my room, listening to some mainstream hip-hop."
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- ]
4
+ characters:
5
+ - Winston Bishop
6
+ - Cece
7
+ - Coach
8
+ - Jessica Day
9
+ - Nick Miller
10
+ - Schmidt
11
+ quotes:
12
+ - A no-nail oath? You thought I was gonna sleep with one of you, like I just couldn't help it?
13
+ - With your big, beautiful blue eyes and my Blair Underwood-like skin, we'd have the most beautiful baby the world has ever seen.
14
+ - Are you 'White Fanging' me?
15
+ - You are a beautiful white man, Nick Miller.
16
+ - Take these, and take care of them. I can get a tetanus shot, but I can't cure damaged suede.
17
+ - Please take that off. You look like a homeless pencil.
18
+ - Winston and Ferguson about to eat some pasta!
19
+ - Gave me cookie got you cookie!
20
+ - Can you believe the zoo wouldn't let me borrow their white tiger? I mean, the nerve! Philip Seymour Hoffman is going to be sitting at the back of the party thinking, 'Look at that guy. He couldn’t even get a big cat.'
21
+ - Did you just say 'butt drinking?' You can’t say 'butt drinking' and not explain what it is. That's two of my four favorite things.
22
+ - Are you cooking a frittata in a sauce pan? What is this – prison?
23
+ - If you had a jacket on with a bunch of yellow feathers, I'd be done.
24
+ - I had figure skating lessons until I was 13, and then my mom sobered up and realized I was a boy.
25
+ - Damp towel, damp! It’s like a really big wet nap. I feel like I'm being licked by a golden retriever. Look at this bathroom. There should not be two girls in this bathroom. You're too humid.
26
+ - I don't celebrate Christmas. Or, as I like to call it, 'White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night'.
27
+ - It hurts. I feel like I've laid a million eggs and they're all hatching. I feel like I want to murder someone and I also want soft pretzels.
28
+ - I don't know how it happened, man, but somehow I got on that woman's cycle of menstruation…and I got that menstruation inside of me.
29
+ - I don't want some janky freshwater bitch fish, Winston. I want a lionfish.
30
+ - I did laundry. I smell like a baby in a damn meadow.
31
+ - Old people freak me out. With their hands and their legs. They’re like the people version of pleated pants.
32
+ - I'm really fighting the urge to buy you a lobster dinner.
33
+ - Nick is delicate. Like a flower. Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself.
34
+ - How's the new apartment? Does it smell like new paint and compromise?
35
+ - I was sabotaged by my baby box, which means I will never trust anything that comes out of it.
36
+ - I'm gonna end up alone. I’m gonna be a single old lady, flashing people on the subway.
37
+ - This place is fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with.
38
+ - If you need me, I'll be in my room, listening to some mainstream hip-hop.