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+en:
+  faker:
+    quote:
+      famous_last_words:
+      - I don't know.
+      - No comment.
+      - Van Halen!
+      - Is it not meningitis?
+      - I love you too, honey. Good luck with your show.
+      - Am I dying, or is this my birthday?
+      - I want your bunk!
+      - I went the distance.
+      - Goodnight, my darlings, I'll see you tomorrow.
+      - I am confound.
+      - That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted.
+      - All my possessions for a moment of time.
+      - Hurrah for anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life.
+      - It's stopped.
+      - You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant.
+      - Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.
+      - That's good. Go on, read some more.
+      - I love you.
+      - One! Two! Three!
+      - Do you want me to come with you?
+      - Does nobody understand?
+      - I wish I could go with you.
+      - I'll be in Hell before you start breakfast! Let her rip!
+      - Tape Seinfeld for me.
+      - Strike the tent.
+      - I don't think they even heard me.
+      - I regret that I should leave this world without again beholding him.
+      - Well, this is certainly a pleasant surprise.
+      - Okay, I won't.
+      - I want to go home.
+      - Happy.
+      - I forgot something.
+      - My vocabulary did this to me. Your love will let you go on…
+      matz:
+      - I believe consistency and orthogonality are tools of design, not the primary
+        goal in design.
+      - From the viewpoint of what you can do, therefore, languages do differ - but
+        the differences are limited. For example, Python and Ruby provide almost the
+        same power to the programmer.
+      - The orthogonal features, when combined, can explode into complexity.
+      - I didn't work hard to make Ruby perfect for everyone, because you feel differently
+        from me. No language can be perfect for everyone. I tried to make Ruby perfect
+        for me, but maybe it's not perfect for you. The perfect language for Guido
+        van Rossum is probably Python.
+      - Because of the Turing completeness theory, everything one Turing-complete
+        language can do can theoretically be done by another Turing-complete language,
+        but at a different cost. You can do everything in assembler, but no one wants
+        to program in assembler anymore.
+      - Ruby inherited the Perl philosophy of having more than one way to do the same
+        thing. I inherited that philosophy from Larry Wall, who is my hero actually.
+        I want to make Ruby users free. I want to give them the freedom to choose.
+      - You want to enjoy life, don't you? If you get your job done quickly and your
+        job is fun, that's good isn't it? That's the purpose of life, partly. Your
+        life is better.
+      - People are different. People choose different criteria. But if there is a
+        better way among many alternatives, I want to encourage that way by making
+        it comfortable. So that's what I've tried to do.
+      - In our daily lives as programmers, we process text strings a lot. So I tried
+        to work hard on text processing, namely the string class and regular expressions.
+        Regular expressions are built into the language and are very tuned up for
+        use.
+      - Most of the tasks we do are for humans. For example, a tax calculation is
+        counting numbers so the government can pull money out from my wallet, but
+        government consists of humans.
+      - Actually, I didn't make the claim that Ruby follows the principle of least
+        surprise. Someone felt the design of Ruby follows that philosophy, so they
+        started saying that. I didn't bring that up, actually.
+      - Smart people underestimate the ordinarity of ordinary people.
+      - Language designers want to design the perfect language. They want to be able
+        to say, 'My language is perfect. It can do everything.' But it's just plain
+        impossible to design a perfect language, because there are two ways to look
+        at a language. One way is by looking at what can be done with that language.
+        The other is by looking at how we feel using that language-how we feel while
+        programming.
+      - I believe that the purpose of life is, at least in part, to be happy. Based
+        on this belief, Ruby is designed to make programming not only easy but also
+        fun. It allows you to concentrate on the creative side of programming, with
+        less stress.
+      - Most programs are not write-once. They are reworked and rewritten again and
+        again in their lived. Bugs must be debugged. Changing requirements and the
+        need for increased functionality mean the program itself may be modified on
+        an ongoing basis. During this process, human beings must be able to read and
+        understand the original code. It is therefore more important by far for humans
+        to be able to understand the program than it is for the computer.
+      - I hope to see Ruby help every programmer in the world to be productive, and
+        to enjoy programming, and to be happy. That is the primary purpose of Ruby
+        language.
+      - Man is driven to create; I know I really love to create things. And while
+        I'm not good at painting, drawing, or music, I can write software.
+      - It is not the responsibility of the language to force good looking code, but
+        the language should make good looking code possible.
+      - Plant a memory, plant a tree, do it today for tomorrow.
+      - Imagine you are writing an email. You are in front of the computer. You are
+        operating the computer, clicking a mouse and typing on a keyboard, but the
+        message will be sent to a human over the internet. So you are working before
+        the computer, but with a human behind the computer.
+      - Often people, especially computer engineers, focus on the machines. But in
+        fact we need to focus on humans, on how humans care about doing programming
+        or operating the application of the machines.
+      - Everyone has an individual background. Someone may come from Python, someone
+        else may come from Perl, and they may be surprised by different aspects of
+        the language. Then they come up to me and say, 'I was surprised by this feature
+        of the language, so therefore Ruby violates the principle of least surprise.'
+        Wait. Wait. The principle of least surprise is not for you only.
+      - Sometimes people jot down pseudo-code on paper. If that pseudo-code runs directly
+        on their computers, its best, isn't it? Ruby tries to be like that, like pseudo-code
+        that runs. Python people say that too.
+      most_interesting_man_in_the_world:
+      - His only regret is not knowing what regret feels like.
+      - When in Rome, they do as HE does
+      - He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited.
+      - He has won the lifetime achievement award… twice
+      - He can kill two stones with one bird
+      - When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, he hears it
+      - His lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph
+      - He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels
+      - He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks
+      - If opportunity knocks, and he’s not at home, opportunity waits
+      - Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect
+      - He has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks
+      - In museums, he is allowed to touch the art
+      - His business card simply says ‘I’ll Call You”
+      - If he was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume.
+      - Freemasons strive to learn HIS secret handshake.
+      - He played a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded magnum, and won
+      - He is the life of parties that he has never attended
+      - He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle
+      - His organ donation card also lists his beard
+      - He is left-handed. And right-handed
+      - Sharks have a week dedicated to him
+      - Presidents take his birthday off
+      - Time waits on no one, but him
+      - He never wears a watch because time is always on his side
+      - He taught Chuck Norris martial arts
+      - When he holds a lady’s purse, he looks manly
+      - He once won a staring contest with his own reflection
+      - When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring
+      - His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body
+      - Superman has pijamas with his logo
+      - If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge
+        to thank him
+      - He once went to the psychic, to warn her
+      - His feet don’t get blisters, but his shoes do
+      - When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value
+      - On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
+      - Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally
+        died
+      - His passport requires no photograph
+      - He gave his father “the talk”
+      - He can speak Russian… in French
+      - His signature won a Pulitzer
+      - Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut
+      - He once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket
+      - The dark is afraid of him
+      - If he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn’t be dark
+      - He once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds
+      - He bowls overhand
+      - A bird in his hand is worth three in the bush
+      - He once started a fire using only dental floss and water
+      - Roses stop to smell him
+      - Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him
+      - He once turned a vampire into a vegetarian
+      - Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about him
+      - When he was young he once sent his parents to his room
+      - His blood smells like cologne
+      - When he goes to Spain, he chases the bulls
+      - His shadow has been on the ‘best dressed’ list twice
+      - Two countries went to war to dispute HIS nationality
+      - His pillow is cool on BOTH sides
+      - The Nobel Academy was awarded a prize from HIM
+      - His mother has a tattoo that says “Son”
+      - His shirts never wrinkle
+      - Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores
+      - His garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the bermuda triangle
+      - He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders
+      - His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him
+      - The police often question him, just because they find him interesting
+      - He has never walked into a spider web
+      - The star on his Christmas tree is tracked by NASA
+      - He’s never lost a game of chance
+      - He once caught the Loch Ness Monster….with a cane pole, but threw it back
+      - His wallet is woven out of chupacabra leather
+      - Cars look both ways for him, before driving down a street
+      - His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March
+      - His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries
+      - His friends call him by his name, his enemies don’t call him anything because
+        they are all dead
+      - No less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard
+      - He once taught a german shepherd how to bark in Spanish
+      - The Holy Grail is looking for him
+      - Werewolves are jealous of his beard
+      - Once he ran a marathon because it was “on the way”
+      - He was on a recent archaeological dig and came across prehistoric foot prints
+        that lead out of Africa into all parts of the world. On close inspection,
+        it turned out that the prints were his
+      - Whatever side of the tracks he’s currently on is the right side, even if he
+        crosses the tracks he’ll still be on the right side
+      - The circus ran away to join him
+      - He once made a weeping willow laugh
+      - He is allowed to talk about the fight club
+      - His sweat is the cure for the common cold
+      - While swimming off the coast of Australia, he once scratched the underbelly
+        of the Great White with his right hand
+      - If he were to say something costs an arm and a leg, it would
+      - He never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken
+      - Panhandlers give him money
+      - He once tried to acquire a cold just to see what it felt like, but it didn’t
+        take
+      - His ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons
+      - He once won the world series of poker using UNO cards
+      - He has inside jokes with people he’s never met.
+      - Bear hugs are what he gives bears
+      - Even his tree houses have fully finished basements
+      - He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to
+        the pool
+      - He lives vicariously through himself
+      robin:
+      - Holy Agility
+      - Holy Almost
+      - Holy Alphabet
+      - Holy Alps
+      - Holy Alter Ego
+      - Holy Anagram
+      - Holy Apparition
+      - Holy Armadillo
+      - Holy Armour Plate
+      - Holy Ashtray
+      - Holy Asp
+      - Holy Astronomy
+      - Holy Astringent Plum-like Fruit
+      - Holy Audubon
+      - Holy Backfire
+      - Holy Ball And Chain
+      - Holy Bank Balance
+      - Holy Bankruptcy
+      - Holy Banks
+      - Holy Bargain Basements
+      - Holy Barracuda
+      - Holy Bat Logic
+      - Holy Bat Trap
+      - Holy Batman
+      - Holy Benedict Arnold
+      - Holy Bijou
+      - Holy Bikini
+      - Holy Bill Of Rights
+      - Holy Birthday Cake
+      - Holy Black Beard
+      - Holy Blackout
+      - Holy Blank Cartridge
+      - Holy Blizzard
+      - Holy Blonde Mackerel Ash
+      - Holy Bluebeard
+      - Holy Bouncing Boiler Plate
+      - Holy Bowler
+      - Holy Bullseye
+      - Holy Bunions
+      - Holy Caffeine
+      - Holy Camouflage
+      - Holy Captain Nemo
+      - Holy Caruso
+      - Holy Catastrophe
+      - Holy Cat(s)
+      - Holy Chicken Coop
+      - Holy Chilblains
+      - Holy Chocolate Eclair
+      - Holy Cinderella
+      - Holy Cinemascope
+      - Holy Cliche
+      - Holy Cliffhangers
+      - Holy Clockwork
+      - Holy Clockworks
+      - Holy Cofax You Mean
+      - Holy Coffin Nails
+      - Holy Cold Creeps
+      - Holy Complications
+      - Holy Conflagration
+      - Holy Contributing to the Delinquency of Minors
+      - Holy Corpuscles
+      - Holy Cosmos
+      - Holy Costume Party
+      - Holy Crack Up
+      - Holy Crickets
+      - Holy Crossfire
+      - Holy Crucial Moment
+      - Holy Cryptology
+      - Holy D'artagnan
+      - Holy Davy Jones
+      - Holy Detonator
+      - Holy Disappearing Act
+      - Holy Distortion
+      - Holy Diversionary Tactics
+      - Holy Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
+      - Holy Egg Shells
+      - Holy Encore
+      - Holy Endangered Species
+      - Holy Epigrams
+      - Holy Escape-hatch
+      - Holy Explosion
+      - Holy Fate-worse-than-death
+      - Holy Felony
+      - Holy Finishing-touches
+      - Holy Fireworks
+      - Holy Firing Squad
+      - Holy Fishbowl
+      - Holy Flight Plan
+      - Holy Flip-flop
+      - Holy Flood Gate
+      - Holy Floor Covering
+      - Holy Flypaper
+      - Holy Fly Trap
+      - Holy Fog
+      - Holy Forecast
+      - Holy Fork In The Road
+      - Holy Fourth Amendment
+      - Holy Fourth Of July
+      - Holy Frankenstein
+      - Holy Frankenstein It's Alive
+      - Holy Fratricide
+      - Holy Frogman
+      - Holy Fruit Salad
+      - Holy Frying Towels
+      - Holy Funny Bone
+      - Holy Gall
+      - Holy Gambles
+      - Holy Gemini
+      - Holy Geography
+      - Holy Ghost Writer
+      - Holy Giveaways
+      - Holy Glow Pot
+      - Holy Golden Gate
+      - Holy Graf Zeppelin
+      - Holy Grammar
+      - Holy Graveyards
+      - Holy Greed
+      - Holy Green Card
+      - Holy Greetings-cards
+      - Holy Guacamole
+      - Holy Guadalcanal
+      - Holy Gullibility
+      - Holy Gunpowder
+      - Holy Haberdashery
+      - Holy Hailstorm
+      - Holy Hairdo
+      - Holy Hallelujah
+      - Holy Halloween
+      - Holy Hallucination
+      - Holy Hamburger
+      - Holy Hamlet
+      - Holy Hamstrings
+      - Holy Happenstance
+      - Holy Hardest Metal In The World
+      - Holy Harem
+      - Holy Harshin
+      - Holy Haziness
+      - Holy Headache
+      - Holy Headline
+      - Holy Heart Failure
+      - Holy Heartbreak
+      - Holy Heidelberg
+      - Holy Helmets
+      - Holy Helplessness
+      - Holy Here We Go Again
+      - Holy Hi-fi
+      - Holy Hieroglyphic
+      - Holy High-wire
+      - Holy Hijack
+      - Holy Hijackers
+      - Holy History
+      - Holy Hoaxes
+      - Holy Hole In A Donut
+      - Holy Hollywood
+      - Holy Holocaust
+      - Holy Homecoming
+      - Holy Homework
+      - Holy Homicide
+      - Holy Hoodwink
+      - Holy Hoof Beats
+      - Holy Hors D'Oeuvre
+      - Holy Horseshoes
+      - Holy Hostage
+      - Holy Hot Foot
+      - Holy Houdini
+      - Holy Human Collectors Item
+      - Holy Human Pearls
+      - Holy Human Pressure Cookers
+      - Holy Human Surfboards
+      - Holy Hunting Horn
+      - Holy Hurricane
+      - Holy Hutzpa
+      - Holy Hydraulics
+      - Holy Hypnotism
+      - Holy Hypodermics
+      - Holy Ice Picks
+      - Holy Ice Skates
+      - Holy Iceberg
+      - Holy Impossibility
+      - Holy Impregnability
+      - Holy Incantation
+      - Holy Inquisition
+      - Holy Interplanetary Yardstick
+      - Holy Interruptions
+      - Holy Iodine
+      - Holy IT and T
+      - Holy Jack In The Box
+      - Holy Jackpot
+      - Holy Jail Break
+      - Holy Jaw Breaker
+      - Holy Jelly Molds
+      - Holy Jet Set
+      - Holy Jigsaw Puzzles
+      - Holy Jitter Bugs
+      - Holy Joe
+      - Holy Journey To The Center Of The Earth
+      - Holy Jumble
+      - Holy Jumpin' Jiminy
+      - Holy Karats
+      - Holy Key Hole
+      - Holy Key Ring
+      - Holy Kilowatts
+      - Holy Kindergarten
+      - Holy Knit One Purl Two
+      - Holy Knock Out Drops
+      - Holy Known Unknown Flying Objects
+      - Holy Kofax
+      - Holy Las Vegas
+      - Holy Leopard
+      - Holy Levitation
+      - Holy Liftoff
+      - Holy Living End
+      - Holy Lodestone
+      - Holy Long John Silver
+      - Holy Looking Glass
+      - Holy Love Birds
+      - Holy Luther Burbank
+      - Holy Madness
+      - Holy Magic Lantern
+      - Holy Magician
+      - Holy Main Springs
+      - Holy Marathon
+      - Holy Mashed Potatoes
+      - Holy Masquerade
+      - Holy Matador
+      - Holy Mechanical Armies
+      - Holy Memory Bank
+      - Holy Merlin Magician
+      - Holy Mermaid
+      - Holy Merry Go Around
+      - Holy Mesmerism
+      - Holy Metronome
+      - Holy Miracles
+      - Holy Miscast
+      - Holy Missing Relatives
+      - Holy Molars
+      - Holy Mole Hill
+      - Holy Mucilage
+      - Holy Multitudes
+      - Holy Murder
+      - Holy Mush
+      - Holy Naive
+      - Holy New Year's Eve
+      - Holy Nick Of Time
+      - Holy Nightmare
+      - Holy Non Sequiturs
+      - Holy Oleo
+      - Holy Olfactory
+      - Holy One Track Bat Computer Mind
+      - Holy Oversight
+      - Holy Oxygen
+      - Holy Paderewski
+      - Holy Paraffin
+      - Holy Perfect Pitch
+      - Holy Pianola
+      - Holy Pin Cushions
+      - Holy Polar Front
+      - Holy Polar Ice Sheet
+      - Holy Polaris
+      - Holy Popcorn
+      - Holy Potluck
+      - Holy Pressure Cooker
+      - Holy Priceless Collection of Etruscan Snoods
+      - Holy Pseudonym
+      - Holy Purple Cannibals
+      - Holy Puzzlers
+      - Holy Rainbow
+      - Holy Rats In A Trap
+      - Holy Ravioli
+      - Holy Razors Edge
+      - Holy Recompense
+      - Holy Red Herring
+      - Holy Red Snapper
+      - Holy Reincarnation
+      - Holy Relief
+      - Holy Remote Control Robot
+      - Holy Reshevsky
+      - Holy Return From Oblivion
+      - Holy Reverse Polarity
+      - Holy Rheostat
+      - Holy Ricochet
+      - Holy Rip Van Winkle
+      - Holy Rising Hemlines
+      - Holy Roadblocks
+      - Holy Robert Louis Stevenson
+      - Holy Rock Garden
+      - Holy Rocking Chair
+      - Holy Romeo And Juliet
+      - Holy Rudder
+      - Holy Safari
+      - Holy Sarcophagus
+      - Holy Sardine
+      - Holy Scalding
+      - Holy Schizophrenia
+      - Holy Sedatives
+      - Holy Self Service
+      - Holy Semantics
+      - Holy Serpentine
+      - Holy Sewer Pipe
+      - Holy Shamrocks
+      - Holy Sherlock Holmes
+      - Holy Show-Ups
+      - Holy Showcase
+      - Holy Shrinkage
+      - Holy Shucks
+      - Holy Skull Tap
+      - Holy Sky Rocket
+      - Holy Slipped Disc
+      - Holy Smoke
+      - Holy Smokes
+      - Holy Smokestack
+      - Holy Snowball
+      - Holy Sonic Booms
+      - Holy Special Delivery
+      - Holy Spider Webs
+      - Holy Split Seconds
+      - Holy Squirrel Cage
+      - Holy Stalactites
+      - Holy Stampede
+      - Holy Standstills
+      - Holy Steam Valve
+      - Holy Stew Pot
+      - Holy Stomach Aches
+      - Holy Stratosphere
+      - Holy Stuffing
+      - Holy Subliminal
+      - Holy Sudden Incapacitation
+      - Holy Sundials
+      - Holy Surprise Party
+      - Holy Switch A Roo
+      - Holy Taj Mahal
+      - Holy Tartars
+      - Holy Taxation
+      - Holy Taxidermy
+      - Holy Tee Shot
+      - Holy Ten Toes
+      - Holy Terminology
+      - Holy Time Bomb
+      - Holy Tintinnabulation
+      - Holy Tipoffs
+      - Holy Titanic
+      - Holy Tome
+      - Holy Toreador
+      - Holy Trampoline
+      - Holy Transistors
+      - Holy Travel Agent
+      - Holy Trickery
+      - Holy Triple Feature
+      - Holy Trolls And Goblins
+      - Holy Tuxedo
+      - Holy Uncanny Photographic Mental Processes
+      - Holy Understatements
+      - Holy Underwritten Metropolis
+      - Holy Unlikelihood
+      - Holy Unrefillable Prescriptions
+      - Holy Vat
+      - Holy Venezuela
+      - Holy Vertebrae
+      - Holy Voltage
+      - Holy Waste Of Energy
+      - Holy Wayne Manor
+      - Holy Weaponry
+      - Holy Wedding Cake
+      - Holy Wernher von Braun
+      - Holy Whiskers
+      - Holy Wigs
+      - Holy Zorro
+      singular_siegler:
+      - Texas!
+      - Come on now
+      - Turd gone wrong
+      - I want my 5$ back
+      - I tell you what
+      - My buddy Harlen
+      - Goin' hog huntin'
+      - C'mon Naomi
+      - Might be DQ time
+      - That goddamn Datamate
+      - That damn gimble
+      - That Barbala couldn't fly his way out of a wet paper bag
+      - So I was walking Oscar
+      - How 'bout them Cowboys
+      - Always the last one to the party
+      - Standby
+      - No one tells me shit
+      - My boss gonna fire me
+      - That damn Bill Stull
+      - Like a red-headed stepchild
+      - Y'all never listen to me
+      - It's around here somewhere
+      - Reminds me of my old girlfriend Olga Goodntight
+      - Let me tell ya
+      - I got that scurvy
+      - Got depression, Smith and Wessen
+      - I'm washing my hands of it
+      - Yup
+      - Contact the tower
+      - That damn diabetes
+      - That's messed up
+      - I want my damn cart back
+      yoda:
+      - Use your feelings, Obi-Wan, and find him you will.
+      - Already know you that which you need.
+      - Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things.
+      - At an end your rule is, and not short enough it was!
+      - Around the survivors a perimeter create.
+      - Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me,
+        soon night must fall.
+      - Not if anything to say about it I have
+      - Through the Force, things you will see. Other places. The future - the past.
+        Old friends long gone.
+      - Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!
+      - The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the future is.
+      - Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well
+        you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life
+        creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous
+        beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you;
+        here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the
+        land and the ship.
+      - Younglings, younglings gather ’round.
+      - Luminous beings are we - not this crude matter.
+      - Clear your mind must be, if you are to find the villains behind this plot.
+      - Always two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice.
+      - Do. Or do not. There is no try.
+      - Much to learn you still have my old padawan. ... This is just the beginning!
+      - Good relations with the Wookiees, I have.
+      - Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained
+        Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have
+        the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I
+        watched. All his life has he looked away - to the future, to the horizon.
+        Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh.
+        Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.
+      - Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.
+      - Always pass on what you have learned.
+      - Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny,
+        consume you it will.
+      - Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!
+      - Yes, a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side.
+        Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they
+        flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path,
+        forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan’s
+        apprentice.
+      - Do not assume anything Obi-Wan. Clear your mind must be if you are to discover
+        the real villains behind this plot.
+      - Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform
+        into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously.
+        The shadow of greed, that is.
+      - Like fire across the galaxy the Clone Wars spread. In league with the wicked
+        Count Dooku, more and more planets slip. Against this threat, upon the Jedi
+        Knights falls the duty to lead the newly formed army of the Republic. And
+        as the heat of war grows, so, to, grows the prowess of one most gifted student
+        of the Force.
+      - Hmm. In the end, cowards are those who follow the dark side.
+      - Strong is Vader. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.
+      - Pain, suffering, death I feel. Something terrible has happened. Young Skywalker
+        is in pain. Terrible pain
+      - Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future...
+      - You will find only what you bring in.
+      - Feel the force!
+      - Reckless he is. Matters are worse.
+      - That is why you fail.
+      - Your weapons, you will not need them.
+      - To answer power with power, the Jedi way this is
+      fortune_cookie:
+      - This cookie senses that you are superstitious; it is an inclination that is
+        bad for your mental health.
+      - Goodness comes to those who wait.
+      - Two wrongs do not make a right.
+      - A rolling stone gathers no moss.
+      - Destiny is what you choose it to be; fate is what happens when you relinquish
+        your freedom
+      - Failure is fuel for victory
+      - A black cat is not bad luck for a blind man.
+      - To hesitate is to be lost.