faker-bloocher 0.1.0

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data/.document

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+lib/**/*.rb
+bin/*
+- 
+features/**/*.feature
+LICENSE.txt

data/.ruby-gemset

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+faker-bloocher

data/.ruby-version

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+ruby-2.0.0-p247

data/Gemfile

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+source "http://rubygems.org"
+# Add dependencies required to use your gem here.
+# Example:
+#   gem "activesupport", ">= 2.3.5"
+
+# Add dependencies to develop your gem here.
+# Include everything needed to run rake, tests, features, etc.
+group :development do
+	gem "faker", "~> 1.2.0"
+  gem "minitest", ">= 0"
+  gem "rdoc", "~> 3.12"
+  gem "bundler", "~> 1.0"
+  gem "jeweler", "~> 1.8.7"
+end

data/Gemfile.lock

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+GEM
+  remote: http://rubygems.org/
+  specs:
+    addressable (2.3.5)
+    builder (3.2.2)
+    faker (1.2.0)
+      i18n (~> 0.5)
+    faraday (0.8.8)
+      multipart-post (~> 1.2.0)
+    git (1.2.6)
+    github_api (0.10.1)
+      addressable
+      faraday (~> 0.8.1)
+      hashie (>= 1.2)
+      multi_json (~> 1.4)
+      nokogiri (~> 1.5.2)
+      oauth2
+    hashie (2.0.5)
+    highline (1.6.19)
+    httpauth (0.2.0)
+    i18n (0.6.5)
+    jeweler (1.8.8)
+      builder
+      bundler (~> 1.0)
+      git (>= 1.2.5)
+      github_api (= 0.10.1)
+      highline (>= 1.6.15)
+      nokogiri (= 1.5.10)
+      rake
+      rdoc
+    json (1.8.0)
+    jwt (0.1.8)
+      multi_json (>= 1.5)
+    minitest (5.0.8)
+    multi_json (1.8.2)
+    multi_xml (0.5.5)
+    multipart-post (1.2.0)
+    nokogiri (1.5.10)
+    oauth2 (0.9.2)
+      faraday (~> 0.8)
+      httpauth (~> 0.2)
+      jwt (~> 0.1.4)
+      multi_json (~> 1.0)
+      multi_xml (~> 0.5)
+      rack (~> 1.2)
+    rack (1.5.2)
+    rake (10.1.0)
+    rdoc (3.12.2)
+      json (~> 1.4)
+
+PLATFORMS
+  ruby
+
+DEPENDENCIES
+  bundler (~> 1.0)
+  faker (~> 1.2.0)
+  jeweler (~> 1.8.7)
+  minitest
+  rdoc (~> 3.12)

data/LICENSE.txt

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+Copyright (c) 2013 Frederick D. Schoeneman
+
+Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining
+a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the
+"Software"), to deal in the Software without restriction, including
+without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish,
+distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to
+permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so, subject to
+the following conditions:
+
+The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be
+included in all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
+
+THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND,
+EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF
+MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND
+NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE
+LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION
+OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION
+WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.

data/README.rdoc

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+= faker-bloocher
+
+Description goes here.
+
+== Contributing to faker-bloocher
+ 
+* Check out the latest master to make sure the feature hasn't been implemented or the bug hasn't been fixed yet.
+* Check out the issue tracker to make sure someone already hasn't requested it and/or contributed it.
+* Fork the project.
+* Start a feature/bugfix branch.
+* Commit and push until you are happy with your contribution.
+* Make sure to add tests for it. This is important so I don't break it in a future version unintentionally.
+* Please try not to mess with the Rakefile, version, or history. If you want to have your own version, or is otherwise necessary, that is fine, but please isolate to its own commit so I can cherry-pick around it.
+
+== Copyright
+
+Copyright (c) 2013 Frederick D. Schoeneman. See LICENSE.txt for
+further details.
+

data/Rakefile

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+# encoding: utf-8
+
+require 'rubygems'
+require 'bundler'
+begin
+  Bundler.setup(:default, :development)
+rescue Bundler::BundlerError => e
+  $stderr.puts e.message
+  $stderr.puts "Run `bundle install` to install missing gems"
+  exit e.status_code
+end
+require 'rake'
+
+require 'jeweler'
+Jeweler::Tasks.new do |gem|
+  # gem is a Gem::Specification... see http://docs.rubygems.org/read/chapter/20 for more options
+  gem.name = "faker-bloocher"
+  gem.homepage = "http://github.com/fdschoeneman/faker-bloocher"
+  gem.license = "MIT"
+  gem.summary = %Q{To blooch is to bullshit.  Join the harpin' tidrick}
+  gem.description = %Q{Boontling is a jargon spoken only in Boonville in Northern California provide.  To "blooch" means to bullshit, and faker-bloocher is designed to help developers write bullshit text instead of lorem ipsum.}
+  gem.email = "fred.schoeneman@gmail.com"
+  gem.authors = ["Frederick D. Schoeneman"]
+  # dependencies defined in Gemfile
+end
+Jeweler::RubygemsDotOrgTasks.new
+
+require 'rake/testtask'
+Rake::TestTask.new(:test) do |test|
+  test.libs << 'lib' << 'test'
+  test.pattern = 'test/**/test_*.rb'
+  test.verbose = true
+end
+
+task :default => :test
+
+require 'rdoc/task'
+Rake::RDocTask.new do |rdoc|
+  version = File.exist?('VERSION') ? File.read('VERSION') : ""
+
+  rdoc.rdoc_dir = 'rdoc'
+  rdoc.title = "faker-boontling #{version}"
+  rdoc.rdoc_files.include('README*')
+  rdoc.rdoc_files.include('lib/**/*.rb')
+end

data/VERSION

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+0.1.0

data/faker-bloocher.gemspec

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+# Generated by jeweler
+# DO NOT EDIT THIS FILE DIRECTLY
+# Instead, edit Jeweler::Tasks in Rakefile, and run 'rake gemspec'
+# -*- encoding: utf-8 -*-
+
+Gem::Specification.new do |s|
+  s.name = "faker-bloocher"
+  s.version = "0.1.0"
+
+  s.required_rubygems_version = Gem::Requirement.new(">= 0") if s.respond_to? :required_rubygems_version=
+  s.authors = ["Frederick D. Schoeneman"]
+  s.date = "2013-10-15"
+  s.description = "Boontling is a jargon spoken only in Boonville in Northern California provide.  To \"blooch\" means to bullshit, and faker-bloocher is designed to help developers write bullshit text instead of lorem ipsum."
+  s.email = "fred.schoeneman@gmail.com"
+  s.extra_rdoc_files = [
+    "LICENSE.txt",
+    "README.rdoc"
+  ]
+  s.files = [
+    ".document",
+    ".ruby-gemset",
+    ".ruby-version",
+    "Gemfile",
+    "Gemfile.lock",
+    "LICENSE.txt",
+    "README.rdoc",
+    "Rakefile",
+    "VERSION",
+    "faker-bloocher.gemspec",
+    "faker_review.rb",
+    "lib/boonville_wineries.rb",
+    "lib/faker/bloocher.rb",
+    "lib/faker_review.rb",
+    "test/helper.rb",
+    "test/test_faker-bloocher.rb"
+  ]
+  s.homepage = "http://github.com/fdschoeneman/faker-bloocher"
+  s.licenses = ["MIT"]
+  s.require_paths = ["lib"]
+  s.rubygems_version = "2.0.3"
+  s.summary = "To blooch is to bullshit.  Join the harpin' tidrick"
+
+  if s.respond_to? :specification_version then
+    s.specification_version = 4
+
+    if Gem::Version.new(Gem::VERSION) >= Gem::Version.new('1.2.0') then
+      s.add_development_dependency(%q<faker>, ["~> 1.2.0"])
+      s.add_development_dependency(%q<minitest>, [">= 0"])
+      s.add_development_dependency(%q<rdoc>, ["~> 3.12"])
+      s.add_development_dependency(%q<bundler>, ["~> 1.0"])
+      s.add_development_dependency(%q<jeweler>, ["~> 1.8.7"])
+    else
+      s.add_dependency(%q<faker>, ["~> 1.2.0"])
+      s.add_dependency(%q<minitest>, [">= 0"])
+      s.add_dependency(%q<rdoc>, ["~> 3.12"])
+      s.add_dependency(%q<bundler>, ["~> 1.0"])
+      s.add_dependency(%q<jeweler>, ["~> 1.8.7"])
+    end
+  else
+    s.add_dependency(%q<faker>, ["~> 1.2.0"])
+    s.add_dependency(%q<minitest>, [">= 0"])
+    s.add_dependency(%q<rdoc>, ["~> 3.12"])
+    s.add_dependency(%q<bundler>, ["~> 1.0"])
+    s.add_dependency(%q<jeweler>, ["~> 1.8.7"])
+  end
+end
+

data/faker_review.rb

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+module Faker
+  
+  class Bloocher
+
+    class << self 
+
+      def review
+        first = intro + " " + intmodifier + " " + adjective + " " + varietal + ". "
+        second = adverb + " " + flavor + ", " + adjective + " " + flavor + ", " + strength + " " + flavor 
+        third = ". Drink now through " + end_date + "."
+        first + second + third 
+      end
+
+      def intro 
+        [
+          "Remarkable","Francophonic","Juicy","Desperate","Serviceable","Generous","Glassy",
+          "Blunt","Sturdy","Elegant","Lean","Spare","Simple","Self-righteous",
+          "Chewy","Powerful","Soft","Ripe in flavor","Ready to drink","Well focused",
+          "Medium-weight","Heavy-weight",    "Light-weight","Austere",
+          "Light, simple","Modest","Markedly improved",
+          "Nearly matured","Almost matured","Somewhat matured","Overaged",
+          "Finely balanced","A firm, full textured",
+          "Fully refined","Unnatural","Historic","Classic","Crisp",
+          "Neo-classic","Modern","Overdone",
+          "Meaty","Unrefined","Direct","Deep and smokey",
+          "Dark and mysterious","Good","Evil","Impressive","Unimpressive",
+          "Big and strong","Wicked","Raw","Wimpy","Overdressed","Sweet","Rude",
+          "Creepy","Open-ended","Rounded","Corpulent","Overbearing","Twisted","Clean",
+          "Fun","Intense","Egocentric","Intelligently done","Unstinting","Flourished"
+        ].sample
+      end
+
+      def intmodifier
+        [
+          "but","and","almost","but equally","nearly","at the same time", 
+          "yet paradoxically","nevertheless","yet oxymoronically","but inevitably"
+        ].sample
+      end  
+
+      def wine_types 
+        [ 
+          "white",
+          "red",
+          "Port",
+          "Dessert wine",
+          "Sauterne"
+          "Sticky",
+        ].sample
+      end
+
+      def adjective
+        [  
+          "sassy","desperate","romantic","sad","hopeless","intense","focused",
+          "meandering","melancholy","putrid","yellowed","degraded","acidic monster",
+          "graceful","open-ended","freakishly evil","plump","spiney", "brackish","ripe",
+          "closed","supple","broad-shouldered","big and plump","attractive",
+          "complex and stunning","sturdy","elegant","structured","hedonistic",
+          "aggressive","limp","lacking in character","morally superior","over-ripe",
+          "middle-aged","unripe","overdone","sweet","smoked","lackluster","hoppy",
+          "acidic","turgid","understated","fleshy","extra-ripe","zelous",
+          "underdone","oaky","over-oaked","american-oaked","french-oaked","musty",
+          "soggy","fat","wicked","whimsical","oily","astounding","corpulent",
+          "cotton","boggling","unripe","overcooked","sugary","over-the-top"
+        ].sample
+      end
+
+      def adverb
+        [ 
+          "Contains","Shows","Detectable","Hints of","Forces","A mouthfull of",
+          "Strong","Spews","Resembles","Aromas of","Whispers of","Drops",
+          "Essenses of","Kicks you with","Throws out","Hits you with","Displays",
+          "Opens with","Reminecent of","Attacks with","Begins with","Starts with",
+          "Forcefully bites you with","Reminds one of","Evokes"
+        ].sample
+      end
+
+      def flavor
+        [
+          "roast pork",
+          "apple",
+          "pear",
+          "peach-pit",
+          "anise",
+          "leather",
+          "used beer",
+          "blackberry",
+          "black-cherry",
+          "lemon",
+          "citrus",
+          "citron",
+          "toasty oak",
+          "cardboard",
+          "salted beef",
+          "beef",
+          "rosemary lamb",
+          "cafeteria fish sticks",
+          "gatorade but not in a bad way",
+          "prison oatmeal",
+          "guvmint cheese",
+          "ginger","tobacco",
+          "cigar box",
+          "fruit punch",
+          "acid",
+          "blueberry",
+          "mint",
+          "spice",
+          "currant",
+          "cedar",
+          "loganberry",
+          "coffee",
+          "herbs",
+          "dirt",
+          "cassis",
+          "earth",
+          "lime",
+          "raspberry",
+          "plum",
+          "toast",
+          "rye",
+          "tea notes",
+          "green tea",
+          "sun-dried tomato",
+          "caramel",
+          "dried berry",
+          "vanilla",
+          "bing-cherry",
+          "herbs",
+          "juniper",
+          "sage",
+          "wild berry",
+          "orange peel",
+          "lemon rind",
+          "banana",
+          "mocha",
+          "smoked bacon",
+          "clay",
+          "thyme",
+          "pepper",
+          "salt",
+          "buttered scones",
+          "onion",
+          "shallot",
+          "fois gras",
+          "kalamata olive",
+          "celery",
+          "fig",
+          "bacon-wrapped fig",
+          "pineapple",
+          "salad",
+          "taint",
+          "boot-leather",
+          "victory",
+          "napalm",
+          "bug spray",
+          "tomato",
+          "papaya",
+          "mango",
+          "chutney",
+          "mint julip",
+          "bourbon",
+          "marmalade",
+          "strawberry jam",
+          "barley",
+          "carrot",
+          "roasted vegetables",
+          "roasted meat",
+          "prune",
+          "prune juice",
+          "stewed prune",
+          "raisin",
+          "seedless watermelon",
+          "tangerine",
+          "peach",
+          "nectarine",
+          "honey",
+          "garlic",
+          "melon",
+          "cocoa",
+          "maple syrup",
+          "spruce",
+          "sweat",
+          "dog-breath",
+          "cat breath",
+          "carburetor cleaner",
+          "WD-40", 
+          "10w-30 Motor oil",
+          "lollipop",
+          "new car smell",
+          "talcum" 
+        ].sample
+      end
+
+      def strength 
+        [
+          "lingering","forward","strong","weak","bashful","corpulent","insipid","banal",
+          "light","aggressive","hopeful","semi-weak","traces of","forceful",
+          "total absence of","perceptable","dainty","strong-willed","atomic traces of",
+          "scant","a modicum of"
+        ].sample
+      end
+
+      def end_date
+        [
+          "2014","2015","2016","2017","2018","2019","2020","2021","2022",
+          "eternity","never","April","May","June","graduation",
+          "Christmas","Tuesday","Friday"
+        ].sample
+      end
+    end
+  end
+end

data/lib/boonville_wineries.rb

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+module Faker
+
+  class Bloocher
+
+    class << self
+
+      def producers
+        [
+          "Ferrari-Carano",
+          "Kendall Jackson",  
+          "Duckhorn",
+          "Lede Wines"
+        ].sample
+      end
+
+      def vineyards
+        [
+          "Angel Camp Vineyards", 
+          "Balo Vineyards",
+          "Champ de Reves Vineyards",
+          "Elke Vineyards",
+          "Esterlina Vineyards",
+          "Expression Vineyards",
+          "Greenwood Ridge Vineyards",
+          "Husch Vineyards",
+          "Maggy Hawk Vineyard",
+          "Philo Ridge Vineyards",
+          "Lazy Creek Vineyards",
+          "Londer Vineyards",
+          "Toulouse Vineyards"
+        ].sample
+      end
+      
+      def wineries
+        [
+          "Baxter Winery",
+          "Bink Wines",
+          "Black Kite Cellars",
+          "Breggo Cellars",
+          "Brutocao Cellars",
+          "Claudia Springs Winery",
+          "Copain Wines",
+          "Couloir Wines",
+          "Drew Family Cellars",
+          "Edmeades Winery",
+          "Foursight Wines, Inc.",
+          "Frati Horn Wines",
+          "Fulcrum Wines",
+          "Goldeneye Winery",
+          "Handley Cellars",
+          "Harmonique - Conzelman Vineyards",
+          "Knez Winery",
+          "Littorai Wines",
+          "Lula Cellars",
+          "MacPhail Family Wines",
+          "Phillips Hill Winery",
+          "Navarro Vineyards",
+          "Roederer Estate",
+          "Roessler Cellars",
+          "Scharffenberger Cellars",
+          "Twomey Cellars",
+          "Waits-Mast Family Cellars",
+          "Zina Hyde Cunningham"
+        ].sample
+      end
+
+      def vineyard_names
+        [
+          "Donnelly Creek vineyard", 
+          "francis vineyard", 
+          "Eaglehearth Vineyard", 
+          "Ferrington Vineyard", 
+          "Hacienda Secoya Vineyards",
+          "Kiser Vineyard", 
+          "Knez Vineyard", 
+          "Leal Vineyard", 
+          "Nelson Hill Vineyard",
+          "Valley Foothills Vineyard", 
+          "Pennyroyal Vineyards", 
+          "Ridley Vineyard",
+          "Roma's Vineyard", 
+          "Roman Vineyard", 
+          "Romani Family Vineyard",
+          "Run Dog Vineyard", 
+          "Saintsbury", 
+          "Savoy Vineyard", 
+          "Stewart Vineyard",
+          "Weir Vineyard", 
+          "Wightman Vineyard", 
+          "Zicherman-Roemer Vineyard"
+        ].sample
+      end
+
+      def differentiators 
+        [
+          "methode ancien", 
+          "deep end", 
+          "reserve",
+          "estate"
+        ].sample
+      end
+
+      def appellation 
+        [
+          "Arroyo Grande Valley",
+          "Arroyo Seco",
+          "Ben Lomond Mountain",
+          "Carmel Valley",
+          "Central Coast",
+          "Chalone",
+          "Cienega Valley",
+          "Edna Valley",
+          "Hames Valley",
+          "Happy Canyon of Santa Barbara",
+          "Lime Kiln Valley",
+          "Livermore Valley",
+          "Monterey",
+          "Mt. Harlan",
+          "Pacheco Pass",
+          "Paicines",
+          "Paso Robles",
+          "San Antonio Valley",
+          "San Benito",
+          "San Bernabe",
+          "San Francisco Bay",
+          "San Lucas",
+          "San Ysidro District",
+          "Santa Clara Valley",
+          "Santa Cruz Mountains",
+          "Santa Lucia Highlands",
+          "Santa Maria Valley",
+          "Sta. Rita Hills",
+          "Santa Ynez Valley",
+          "York Mountain"
+        ].sample
+      end
+
+      def soil_types
+        [
+          "alluvial",
+          "basalt",
+          "boulbenes"
+          "chalk",
+          "clay",
+          "dolomite",
+          "keuper",
+          "lignite",
+          "loam",
+          "loess",
+          "Mica",
+          "muschelkalk",
+          "perlite",
+          "quartz",
+          "sand",
+          "schist",
+          "silt",
+          "shale",
+          "slate",
+          "terra rossa",
+          "tufa",
+          "ultisoil",
+          "volcanic",
+        ].sample
+      end
+
+      def topo_aspects
+        [
+          "north",
+          "north-northwest",
+          "south",
+          "south-southwest",
+          "west",
+          "east"
+        ].sample
+      end
+
+      def soil_drainage_types
+        [
+          "excessively drained",
+          "somewhat excessively drained",
+          "well drained",
+          "moderately well drained",
+          "somewhat poorly drained",
+          "poorly drained"
+        ].sample
+      end
+
+      def rootstock
+        %w[
+          "3309c", 
+          Gravesac", 
+          5c", 
+          borner", 
+          SO4", 
+          Binova", 
+          125AA", 
+          5BB", 
+          34EM", 
+          420A", 
+          161-49", 
+          333EM", 
+          Fercal", 
+          Riparia Gloire", 
+          "196-17", 
+          "101-14", 
+          "R99", 
+          "R110", 
+          "1103P", 
+          "Schwarzmann", 
+          "Couder",
+          "c3309"
+        ].sample
+      end
+
+      def varietals
+        [
+          "barbera",
+          "brunello",
+          "cabernet franc",
+          "cabernet sauvignon",
+          "carignan",
+          "carmenere",
+          "charbono",
+          "chardonnay",
+          "chenin blanc",
+          "dolcetto",
+          "Edelzwicker",
+          "Eiswein",
+          "fume blanc",
+          "gamay",
+          "gewurztraminer",
+          "grenache",
+          "gruner veltliner",
+          "malbec",
+          "marsanne",
+          "merlot",
+          "mourvedre",
+          "muscat",
+          "nebbiolo",
+          "petite sirah",
+          "pinot blanc",
+          "pinot gris",
+          "tokay",
+          "rulander",
+          "pinot grigio",
+          "pinot gris",
+          "pinot noir",
+          "primitivo",
+          "riesling",
+          "sangiovese",
+          "sauvignon blanc",
+          "semillon",
+          "syrah",
+          "shiraz",
+          "tempraniloo",
+          "trebbiano",
+          "viognier",
+          "zinfandel",
+        ]
+      end
+
+      def clones
+        [
+          "pommard",
+          "dijon 114",
+          "dijon 115",
+          "31 Roederer Selection",
+          "Old Wente",
+          "rochioli",
+          "Calera",
+          "Clone 113",
+          "Calera",
+          "UCD4",
+          "2A",
+        ]
+      end
+
+      def irrigation_types
+
+        %w[natural none sprinkler drip flood surface furrow]
+      end
+
+      def nurseries
+
+        [
+          "Advanced Vineyard Systems, Inc. (OR)",
+          "American Nursery (VA)",
+          "Bailey Nurseries, Inc. (MN)", 
+          "Bottom's Nursery (GA) ",
+          "Brigadoon Vineyards (OR)", 
+          "Broadacres Nursery (OR) ",
+          "CADE Vines (OR) ",
+          "Cal-Western Nurseries (CA)", 
+          "Casa Cristal Nursery, Inc. (CA)", 
+          "Casa Verde Grapevines (CA)", 
+          "Cloud Mountain Farm (WA)", 
+          "Concord Nurseries, Inc.- Foster Grapevines (NY)", 
+          "Cornerstone Certified Vineyard (CA)", 
+          "Dempel Grapevine Nursery (CA)", 
+          "DNE Nursery (CA)", 
+          "Double A Vineyards (NY)", 
+          "Dr. Konstantin Frank Nursery (NY)", 
+          "Duarte Nursery, Inc. (CA)", 
+          "Duplin Nursery (NC)", 
+          "Edible Landscaping (VA)", 
+          "Emerald Leaf U.S., Inc. (WA)", 
+          "Eusinus Vineyard (CA)", 
+          "Falconer Vineyards (MN)", 
+          "Flatwoods Fruit Farm (FLA)", 
+          "French Camp Vineyards (CA)", 
+          "Grafted Grapevine Nursery, LLC (NY)", 
+          "Great River Vineyard & Nursery (MN)", 
+          "Grey Creek Viticultural Services Inc. (CA)", 
+          "Guillaume Grapevine Nursery, Inc. (CA)", 
+          "Hart 2 Hart Vineyards (CA)", 
+          "Herrick Grapevines (CA)", 
+          "Inland Desert Nursery (WA. State) (WA)", 
+          "Jaguar Gardens (CA)", 
+          "KLM Ranches (CA)", 
+          "Kloer Vineyards (CA)", 
+          "L.E. Cooke Company (CA)", 
+          "Lake County Grapevine Nursery (CA)", 
+          "Lincoln Peak Vineyard LLC (VT)", 
+          "Lon Rombough (OR)", 
+          "Martinez Orchards, Inc. (CA)", 
+          "Mercier California, LLC (CA)", 
+          "Meyer Nursery & Orchards, Inc. (OR)", 
+          "Miller Nurseries (NY)", 
+          "Northeastern Vine Supply (VT)", 
+          "Northwoods Nursery, Inc. (OR)", 
+          "Novavine, Inc. (CA)", 
+          "Pense Nursery, Inc. (AR)", 
+          "Post Vineyards & Winery (AR)", 
+          "Quality Nursery - WA State Certified Grape Plants (WA)", 
+          "Richard's Grove & Saralee's Vyd. Inc. (CA)", 
+          "Ripley County Farms, LLC (Missouri)", 
+          "RSI Growers (Arizona)", 
+          "Satiety Foods (CA)", 
+          "St. Francois Vineyards & Nursery (MO)", 
+          "Sunridge Nurseries, Inc. (CA)", 
+          "Sutter Home Vineyards (CA)", 
+          "Tecuya Tree & Vine (CA)", 
+          "Turnbull Nursery, Inc. (NY)", 
+          "Vintage Nurseries, LLC (CA)", 
+          "Walla Walla Community College (WA)", 
+          "Westridge Vineyards (CA)",
+          "Winterhaven Vineyard & Nursery (MN)", 
+          "Witness Tree Vineyard (OR)", 
+          "Womack's Nursery (TX)",
+          "Zuckerman-Heritage, Inc. (CA)"
+        ]
+      end
+
+    end
+

data/lib/faker/bloocher.rb

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+require 'faker_review'

data/lib/faker_review.rb

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+module Faker
+  
+  class Bloocher
+
+    class << self 
+
+      def review
+        first = intro + " " + intmodifier + " " + adjective + " " + varietal + ". "
+        second = adverb + " " + flavor + ", " + adjective + " " + flavor + ", " + strength + " " + flavor 
+        third = ". Drink now through " + end_date + "."
+        first + second + third 
+      end
+
+      def intro 
+        [
+          "Remarkable","Francophonic","Juicy","Desperate","Serviceable","Generous","Glassy",
+          "Blunt","Sturdy","Elegant","Lean","Spare","Simple","Self-righteous",
+          "Chewy","Powerful","Soft","Ripe in flavor","Ready to drink","Well focused",
+          "Medium-weight","Heavy-weight",    "Light-weight","Austere",
+          "Light, simple","Modest","Markedly improved",
+          "Nearly matured","Almost matured","Somewhat matured","Overaged",
+          "Finely balanced","A firm, full textured",
+          "Fully refined","Unnatural","Historic","Classic","Crisp",
+          "Neo-classic","Modern","Overdone",
+          "Meaty","Unrefined","Direct","Deep and smokey",
+          "Dark and mysterious","Good","Evil","Impressive","Unimpressive",
+          "Big and strong","Wicked","Raw","Wimpy","Overdressed","Sweet","Rude",
+          "Creepy","Open-ended","Rounded","Corpulent","Overbearing","Twisted","Clean",
+          "Fun","Intense","Egocentric","Intelligently done","Unstinting","Flourished"
+        ].sample
+      end
+
+      def intmodifier
+        [
+          "but","and","almost","but equally","nearly","at the same time", 
+          "yet paradoxically","nevertheless","yet oxymoronically","but inevitably"
+        ].sample
+      end
+
+      def varietal 
+        [
+          "white","Barbera","Cabernet Franc","Cabernet","Gamay","Merlot","Syrah",
+          "Pinot Noir","Zinfandel","Chardonnay","Chenin Blanc",
+          "Gewurztraminer","Marsanne","Pinot Gris","Viognier","Sauvingnon Blanc",
+          "Semillon","Port","Dessert wine","Edelzwicker","Eiswein","Sticky","Sauterne"
+        ].sample
+      end   
+
+      def adjective
+        [  
+          "sassy","desperate","romantic","sad","hopeless","intense","focused",
+          "meandering","melancholy","putrid","yellowed","degraded","acidic monster",
+          "graceful","open-ended","freakishly evil","plump","spiney", "brackish","ripe",
+          "closed","supple","broad-shouldered","big and plump","attractive",
+          "complex and stunning","sturdy","elegant","structured","hedonistic",
+          "aggressive","limp","lacking in character","morally superior","over-ripe",
+          "middle-aged","unripe","overdone","sweet","smoked","lackluster","hoppy",
+          "acidic","turgid","understated","fleshy","extra-ripe","zelous",
+          "underdone","oaky","over-oaked","american-oaked","french-oaked","musty",
+          "soggy","fat","wicked","whimsical","oily","astounding","corpulent",
+          "cotton","boggling","unripe","overcooked","sugary","over-the-top"
+        ].sample
+      end
+
+      def adverb
+        [ 
+          "Contains","Shows","Detectable","Hints of","Forces","A mouthfull of",
+          "Strong","Spews","Resembles","Aromas of","Whispers of","Drops",
+          "Essenses of","Kicks you with","Throws out","Hits you with","Displays",
+          "Opens with","Reminecent of","Attacks with","Begins with","Starts with",
+          "Forcefully bites you with","Reminds one of","Evokes"
+        ].sample
+      end
+
+      def flavor
+        [
+          "roast pork","apple","pear","peach-pit","anise","leather","used beer",
+          "blackberry","black-cherry","lemon","citrus","citron","toasty oak",
+          "cardboard","salted beef","beef","rosemary lamb","cafeteria fish sticks",
+          "gatorade but not in a bad way","prison oatmeal","guvmint cheese",
+          "ginger","tobacco","cigar box","fruit punch","acid","blueberry","mint",
+          "spice","currant","cedar","loganberry","coffee","herbs","dirt","cassis",
+          "earth","lime","raspberry","plum","toast","rye","tea notes","green tea",
+          "sun-dried tomato","caramel","dried berry","vanilla","bing-cherry","herbs",
+          "juniper","sage","wild berry","orange peel","lemon rind","banana","mocha",
+          "smoked bacon","clay","thyme","pepper","salt","buttered scones","onion",
+          "shallot","fois gras","kalamata olive","celery","fig","bacon-wrapped fig",
+          "pineapple","salad","taint","boot-leather","victory","napalm","bug spray",
+          "tomato","papaya","mango","chutney","mint julip","bourbon","marmalade",
+          "strawberry jam","barley","carrot","roasted vegetables","roasted meat",
+          "prune","prune juice","stewed prune","raisin","seedless watermelon",
+          "tangerine","peach","nectarine","honey","garlic","melon","cocoa",
+          "maple syrup","spruce","sweat","dog-breath","cat breath","carburetor cleaner",
+          "WD-40", "10w-30 Motor oil","lollipop","new car smell","talcum" 
+        ].sample
+      end
+
+      def strength 
+        [
+          "lingering","forward","strong","weak","bashful","corpulent","insipid","banal",
+          "light","aggressive","hopeful","semi-weak","traces of","forceful",
+          "total absence of","perceptable","dainty","strong-willed","atomic traces of",
+          "scant","a modicum of"
+        ].sample
+      end
+
+      def end_date
+        [
+          "2014","2015","2016","2017","2018","2019","2020","2021","2022",
+          "eternity","never","April","May","June","graduation",
+          "Christmas","Tuesday","Friday"
+        ].sample
+      end
+    end
+  end
+end

data/test/helper.rb

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+require 'rubygems'
+require 'bundler'
+begin
+  Bundler.setup(:default, :development)
+rescue Bundler::BundlerError => e
+  $stderr.puts e.message
+  $stderr.puts "Run `bundle install` to install missing gems"
+  exit e.status_code
+end
+require 'minitest/unit'
+
+$LOAD_PATH.unshift(File.dirname(__FILE__))
+$LOAD_PATH.unshift(File.join(File.dirname(__FILE__), '..', 'lib'))
+require 'faker-bloocher'
+
+class MiniTest::Unit::TestCase
+end
+
+MiniTest::Unit.autorun

data/test/test_faker-bloocher.rb

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+require 'helper'
+
+class TestFakerBloocher < MiniTest::Unit::TestCase
+  def test_something_for_real
+    # flunk "hey buddy, you should probably rename this file and start testing for real"
+  end
+end

metadata

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+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
+name: faker-bloocher
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+  version: 0.1.0
+platform: ruby
+authors:
+- Frederick D. Schoeneman
+autorequire: 
+bindir: bin
+cert_chain: []
+date: 2013-10-15 00:00:00.000000000 Z
+dependencies:
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: faker
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - ~>
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: 1.2.0
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - ~>
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: 1.2.0
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: minitest
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: rdoc
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - ~>
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '3.12'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - ~>
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '3.12'
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: bundler
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - ~>
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '1.0'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - ~>
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '1.0'
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: jeweler
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - ~>
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: 1.8.7
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - ~>
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: 1.8.7
+description: Boontling is a jargon spoken only in Boonville in Northern California
+  provide.  To "blooch" means to bullshit, and faker-bloocher is designed to help
+  developers write bullshit text instead of lorem ipsum.
+email: fred.schoeneman@gmail.com
+executables: []
+extensions: []
+extra_rdoc_files:
+- LICENSE.txt
+- README.rdoc
+files:
+- .document
+- .ruby-gemset
+- .ruby-version
+- Gemfile
+- Gemfile.lock
+- LICENSE.txt
+- README.rdoc
+- Rakefile
+- VERSION
+- faker-bloocher.gemspec
+- faker_review.rb
+- lib/boonville_wineries.rb
+- lib/faker/bloocher.rb
+- lib/faker_review.rb
+- test/helper.rb
+- test/test_faker-bloocher.rb
+homepage: http://github.com/fdschoeneman/faker-bloocher
+licenses:
+- MIT
+metadata: {}
+post_install_message: 
+rdoc_options: []
+require_paths:
+- lib
+required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  requirements:
+  - - '>='
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  requirements:
+  - - '>='
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+requirements: []
+rubyforge_project: 
+rubygems_version: 2.0.3
+signing_key: 
+specification_version: 4
+summary: To blooch is to bullshit.  Join the harpin' tidrick
+test_files: []