excuse 1.0

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  1. data/bin/excuse +5 -0
  2. data/lib/excuse.rb +13 -0
  3. metadata +47 -0
data/bin/excuse ADDED
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+ #!/usr/bin/env ruby
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+
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+ require 'excuse'
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+
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+ Excuse.excuse
data/lib/excuse.rb ADDED
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+ require 'net/telnet'
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+
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+ class Excuse
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+ def self.excuse
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+ excuse_conn = Net::Telnet::new("Host" => "towel.blinkenlights.nl",
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+ "Port" => 666)
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+ excuse_conn.cmd("") do |c|
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+ print c.gsub("\n=== The BOFH Excuse Server ===\n\e[H\n", "").strip unless c.eql? "\e[H\e[J"
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+ end
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+
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+ print "\n"
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+ end
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+ end
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+ --- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
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+ name: excuse
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+ version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
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+ version: '1.0'
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+ prerelease:
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+ platform: ruby
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+ authors:
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+ - Josh Kaplan
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+ autorequire:
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+ bindir: bin
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+ cert_chain: []
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+ date: 2012-04-04 00:00:00.000000000 Z
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+ dependencies: []
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+ description: Server down? Not sure why? Bide your time with Excuse!
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+ email: joshbrentkaplan@gmail.com
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+ executables:
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+ - excuse
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+ extensions: []
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+ extra_rdoc_files: []
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+ files:
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+ - lib/excuse.rb
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+ - bin/excuse
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+ homepage: http://github.com/jkap/excuse
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+ licenses: []
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+ post_install_message:
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+ rdoc_options: []
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+ require_paths:
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+ - lib
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+ required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
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+ none: false
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+ requirements:
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+ - - ! '>='
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+ - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
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+ version: '0'
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+ required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
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+ none: false
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+ requirements:
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+ - - ! '>='
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+ - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
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+ version: '0'
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+ requirements: []
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+ rubyforge_project:
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+ rubygems_version: 1.8.10
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+ signing_key:
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+ specification_version: 3
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+ summary: Excuse
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+ test_files: []