ermahgerd 0.0.1

data/README.md

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+= ERMAHGERD, RUBY GERMS, MAH FRAVRIT!
+
+It had to be done.
+
+Ermahgerd is a ruby gem to translate your text from English into
+Ermahgerd-lish, based heavily (so far exclusively) on the "ERMAHGERD
+TRANSLATOR":http://ermahgerd.jmillerdesign.com by J Miller Design.
+
+= Installation
+
+gem install ermahgerd
+
+= Usage
+
+```ruby
+require 'ermahgerd'
+Ermahgerd.translate("Goosebumps")  #=> "Gerseberms"
+```
+
+
+
+        var translate = function(word) {
+                        // Don't translate short words
+                        if (word.length == 1) {
+                                return word;
+                        }
+
+                        // Handle specific words
+                        switch (word) {
+                                case 'AWESOME':                 return 'ERSUM';
+                                case 'BANANA':                  return 'BERNERNER';
+                                case 'BAYOU':                   return 'BERU';
+                                case 'FAVORITE':
+                                case 'FAVOURITE':               return 'FRAVRIT';
+                                case 'GOOSEBUMPS':              return 'GERSBERMS';
+                                case 'LONG':                    return 'LERNG';
+                                case 'MY':                              return 'MAH';
+                                case 'THE':                             return 'DA';
+                                case 'THEY':                    return 'DEY';
+                                case 'WE\'RE':                  return 'WER';
+                                case 'YOU':                             return 'U';
+                                case 'YOU\'RE':                 return 'YER';
+                        }
+
+                        // Before translating, keep a reference of the original word
+                        var originalWord = word;
+
+                        // Drop vowel from end of words
+                        if (originalWord.length > 2) {  // Keep it for short words, like "WE"
+                                word = word.replace(/[AEIOU]$/, '');
+                        }
+
+                        // Reduce duplicate letters
+                        word = word.replace(/[^\w\s]|(.)(?=\1)/gi, '');
+
+                        // Reduce adjacent vowels to one
+                        word = word.replace(/[AEIOUY]{2,}/g, 'E');      // TODO: Keep Y as first letter
+
+                        // DOWN -> DERN
+                        word = word.replace(/OW/g, 'ER');
+
+                        // PANCAKES -> PERNKERKS
+                        word = word.replace(/AKES/g, 'ERKS');
+
+                        // The mean and potatoes: replace vowels with ER
+                        word = word.replace(/[AEIOUY]/g, 'ER');         // TODO: Keep Y as first letter
+
+                        // OH -> ER
+                        word = word.replace(/ERH/g, 'ER');
+
+                        // MY -> MAH
+                        word = word.replace(/MER/g, 'MAH');
+
+                        // FALLING -> FERLIN
+                        word = word.replace('ERNG', 'IN');
+
+                        // POOPED -> PERPERD -> PERPED
+                        word = word.replace('ERPERD', 'ERPED');
+
+                        // MEME -> MAHM -> MERM
+                        word = word.replace('MAHM', 'MERM');
+
+                        // Keep Y as first character
+                        // YES -> ERS -> YERS
+                        if (originalWord.charAt(0) == 'Y') {
+                                word = 'Y' + word;
+                        }
+
+                        // Reduce duplicate letters
+                        word = word.replace(/[^\w\s]|(.)(?=\1)/gi, '');
+
+                        // YELLOW -> YERLER -> YERLO
+                        if ((originalWord.substr(-3) == 'LOW') && (word.substr(-3) == 'LER')) {
+                                word = word.substr(0, word.length - 3) + 'LO';
+                        }
+
+                        return word;
+                };

data/Rakefile

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+require 'rake/testtask'
+
+Rake::TestTask.new
+task :default => :test

data/ermahgerd.gemspec

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+load "lib/ermahgerd/version.rb"
+
+spec = Gem::Specification.new do |s|
+  s.name = 'ermahgerd'
+  s.version = Ermahgerd::VERSION
+
+  s.summary = %{
+    Translate English into Ermahgerd-lish. ERMAHGERD, I LERV RERBER!
+  }.strip
+
+  s.description = %{
+    A Ruby ERMAHGERD translator, based on http://ermahgerd.jmillerdesign.com/.
+  }.strip
+
+  s.files = Dir['lib/**/*.rb'] + Dir['test/**/*.rb'] + %w[
+    README.md
+    Rakefile
+    ermahgerd.gemspec
+  ]
+
+  s.require_path = 'lib'
+  s.required_ruby_version = ">= 1.9.2"
+
+  s.author = "Dan Bernier"
+  s.email = "danbernier@gmail.com"
+  s.homepage = "https://github.com/danbernier/ermahgerd"
+end

data/lib/ermahgerd.rb

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+module Ermahgerd
+
+  def self.translate(words)
+    words.upcase.gsub(/[A-Z]+/) { |word| translate_word(word) }
+  end
+
+  def self.translate_word(word)
+    # Don't translate short words
+    return word if word.size == 1
+
+    # Handle specific words
+    dictionary = {
+      'AWESOME' => 'ERSUM',
+      'BANANA' => 'BERNERNER',
+      'BAYOU' => 'BERU',
+      'FAVORITE' => 'FRAVRIT',
+      'FAVOURITE' => 'FRAVRIT',
+      'GOOSEBUMPS' => 'GERSBERMS',
+      'LONG' => 'LERNG',
+      'MY' => 'MAH',
+      'THE' => 'DA',
+      'THEY' => 'DEY',
+      'WE\'RE' => 'WER',
+      'YOU' => 'U',
+      'YOU\'RE' => 'YER'
+    }
+
+    return dictionary[word] if dictionary.key? word
+    
+    # Before translating, keep a reference of the original word
+    original_word = word
+    
+    # Drop vowel from end of words. Keep it for short words, like "WE"
+    word.sub!(/[AEIOU]$/, '') if original_word.size > 2
+
+    # Reduce duplicate letters
+    word.gsub!(/[^\w]|(.)(?=\1)/, '')
+
+    # Reduce adjacent vowels to one
+    word.gsub!(/[AEIOUY]{2,}/, 'E')      # TODO: Keep Y as first letter
+
+    # DOWN -> DERN
+    word.gsub!(/OW/, 'ER')
+
+    # PANCAKES -> PERNKERKS
+    word.gsub!(/AKES/, 'ERKS')
+
+    # The mean and potatoes: replace vowels with ER
+    word.gsub!(/[AEIOUY]/, 'ER')    # TODO: Keep Y as first letter
+
+    # OH -> ER
+    word.gsub!(/ERH/, 'ER')
+
+    #MY -> MAH
+    word.gsub!(/MER/, 'MAH')
+
+    #FALLING -> FERLIN
+    word.gsub!('ERNG', 'IN')
+
+    #POOPED -> PERPERD -> PERPED
+    word.gsub!('ERPERD', 'ERPED')
+
+    #MEME -> MAHM -> MERM
+    word.gsub!('MAHM', 'MERM')
+
+    # Keep Y as first character
+    # YES -> ERS -> YERS
+    word = 'Y' + word if original_word[0] == 'Y'
+
+    # Reduce duplicate letters
+    word.gsub!(/[^\w]|(.)(?=\1)/, '')
+
+    # YELLOW -> YERLER -> YERLO
+    if original_word.end_with?('LOW') && word.end_with?('LER')
+      word.sub!(/LER$/, 'LO')
+    end
+
+    return word
+  end
+
+end

data/lib/ermahgerd/version.rb

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+module Ermahgerd
+  VERSION = "0.0.1"
+end

data/test/test_ermahgerd.rb

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+require 'minitest/autorun'
+require 'ermahgerd'
+
+describe Ermahgerd do
+
+  def trans(src)
+    Ermahgerd.translate(src)
+  end
+
+  it 'can translate some basic phrases' do
+    trans('Goosebumps, my favorite books!').must_equal 'GERSBERMS, MAH FRAVRIT BERKS!'
+    trans('I love chocolate').must_equal 'I LERV CHERCERLERT'
+    trans('I love pancakes!').must_equal 'I LERV PERNCERKS!'
+    trans('bananas are awesome.').must_equal 'BERNERNERS ER ERSUM.'
+    trans('Mashed potatoes, my favorite!').must_equal 'MAHSHERD PERTERTERS, MAH FRAVRIT!'
+  end
+
+end

metadata

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+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
+name: ermahgerd
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+  version: 0.0.1
+  prerelease: 
+platform: ruby
+authors:
+- Dan Bernier
+autorequire: 
+bindir: bin
+cert_chain: []
+date: 2012-07-29 00:00:00.000000000 Z
+dependencies: []
+description: A Ruby ERMAHGERD translator, based on http://ermahgerd.jmillerdesign.com/.
+email: danbernier@gmail.com
+executables: []
+extensions: []
+extra_rdoc_files: []
+files:
+- lib/ermahgerd/version.rb
+- lib/ermahgerd.rb
+- test/test_ermahgerd.rb
+- README.md
+- Rakefile
+- ermahgerd.gemspec
+homepage: https://github.com/danbernier/ermahgerd
+licenses: []
+post_install_message: 
+rdoc_options: []
+require_paths:
+- lib
+required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  none: false
+  requirements:
+  - - ! '>='
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: 1.9.2
+required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  none: false
+  requirements:
+  - - ! '>='
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+requirements: []
+rubyforge_project: 
+rubygems_version: 1.8.10
+signing_key: 
+specification_version: 3
+summary: Translate English into Ermahgerd-lish. ERMAHGERD, I LERV RERBER!
+test_files: []