dicks 0.02 → 0.03

data/bin/dicks

@@ -1,35 +1,23 @@
 #!/usr/bin/env ruby
 #
-# dicks.rb, now with more logic!
-#
+# dicks v0.03 - Concise version thanks to a kind
+# redditor (ageddyn)
+# 
 # Brutish way to print out a bunch of ascii dongs.
-# usage: './dicks.rb n' will print n dicks of length
-# 1 or more.
+# usage: 'dicks n' will print n dicks.  Defaults 
+# to 5 dicks if no argument is called.
 #
-# Defaults to 5 dicks if no argument is called.
-
-# this is what dongs are made of
-BALLS = "8"
-SHAFT = "="
-HEAD = "D"
+# Sperm patch coming soon.
+# -BTS
 
-# set a min for Kernel#rand
-def range_rand(min,max)
-  min + rand(max-min)
-end
+# if you wish to make a dong from scratch
+BALLS,SHAFT,HEAD = "8","=","D"
 
-# make a dick... this should be cleaned up
+# you must first create the universe
 def dicks (n)
-  n.times do
-    print BALLS
-    range_rand(1,10).times { print SHAFT }
-    print "#{HEAD}\n"
+  n.times do 
+    puts "#{BALLS}#{SHAFT * (rand(10)+1)}#{HEAD}"
   end
 end
 
-if ARGV.empty?
-  dicks(5)
-else
-  k = ARGV.pop.to_i
-  dicks(k)
-end
+dicks(ARGV.empty? ? 5 : ARGV.pop.to_i)

metadata

@@ -4,8 +4,8 @@ version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
   prerelease: false
   segments: 
   - 0
-  - 2
-  version: "0.02"
+  - 3
+  version: "0.03"
 platform: ruby
 authors: 
 - Boliver T. Shagnasty
@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@ date: 2010-03-04 00:00:00 -06:00
 default_executable: 
 dependencies: []
 
-description: Prints ASCII dicks...
+description: Prints an arbitrary number of ASCII dicks (default is 5).
 email: 
 executables: 
 - dicks