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# Crypto Quotes
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Crypto Quote of the Day - On the New New "In Math We Trust" Ponzi Economics - On Get-Rich-Quick Blockchain Secrets - On Bitcon Maximalists, Scammers, Morons, Clowns, Shills & BagHODLers and More
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> SEC Investor Education:
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cryptquotes library / gem - incl. oracle tool to get a random crypto quote of the day on the command line - on the new new "in math we trust" ponzi economics - on get-rich-quick blockchain secrets - on bitcon maximalists, scammers, morons, clowns, shills & bagHODLers and more
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* home :: [github.com/rubycoco/blockchain](https://github.com/rubycoco/blockchain)
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* bugs :: [github.com/rubycoco/blockchain/issues](https://github.com/rubycoco/blockchain/issues)
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* gem :: [rubygems.org/gems/cryptoquotes](https://rubygems.org/gems/cryptoquotes)
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* rdoc :: [rubydoc.info/gems/cryptoquotes](http://rubydoc.info/gems/cryptoquotes)
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Print wise oracle sayings / crypto quotes
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Let's give it a try. Ask the oracle (it's free):
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We have not entered "Post Tether" yet.
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Tether is still furiously printing digital bucks.
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Who believes Bitcoin's price is organic?
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It's not - it's a Ponzi, and Tether is its Little Helper.
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> Currently valued at 365 billion dollars. What am I missing?
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- Amy Castor
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Or lets try:
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the largest fraud since Madoff's ponzi scheme.
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See "A Bot Named Willy: Did Mt. Gox's Automated Trading Pump Bitcoin's Price?"
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- Nouriel Roubini
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## Usage in Your Scripts
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Yes, you can add the oracle into your own scripts.
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1. Buy Bitcoin.
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2. Never sell Bitcoin.
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3. Don't listen to Bitcoin critics.
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4. Tell your friends to buy Bitcoin.
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5. Tell your friends never to sell Bitcoin.
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6. Tell your friends not to listen to Bitcoin critics.
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7. Remember that Bitcoin isn't a pyramid scheme.
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> 8. See super-rich legendary investors like Tudor Jones, Stanley Druckenmiller,
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> Michael Saylor, etc. who wouldn't fall for mere pyramid schemes, buy and hold Bitcoin.
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## Sources
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The crypto quotes sourced from
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[100+ Crypto Quotes - On the New New "In Math We Trust" Ponzi Economics - On Get-Rich-Quick Blockchain Secrets - On Bitcon Maximalists, Scammers, Morons, Clowns, Shills & BagHODLers and More»](https://github.com/openblockchains/crypto-quotes)
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If you can print billions and billions in fake money,
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Ponzi's collapse when they can't keep up with cash withdrawals.
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to the most important question in the universe: "How can I become rich quickly and without working?"
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PONZI WILL NOT REVEAL BUSINESS SECRET
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must be morons!", while simultaneously telling your investors
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that they're somehow buying a stake in the Next Big Thing.
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I found a weird stone the other day,
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I'm up $57 000 last week alone.
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> It can't be a bubble, not everyone has bought the stone yet. NO BUBBLE
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> 8. See super-rich legendary investors like Tudor Jones, Stanley Druckenmiller,
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> Michael Saylor, etc. who wouldn't fall for mere pyramid schemes, buy and hold Bitcoin.
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Tethers ($USDT) printed: $650 Million
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Bitcoin shills: Hear nothing, say nothing, see nothing.
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|
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|
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|
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'David_Gerard',
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'Nouriel_Roubini',
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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def self.random ## get a random quote
|
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|
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## puts "[debug] rand => #{idx} of #{all.size} (remaining #{lottery.size})"
|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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print "- #{q['by']}"
|
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print "\n"
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## todo/fix: add date if availabe (month and year) - why? why not?
|
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|
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day on the command line - on the new new 'in math we trust' ponzi economics - on
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get-rich-quick blockchain secrets - on bitcon maximalists, scammers, morons, clowns,
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on the command line - on the new new 'in math we trust' ponzi economics - on get-rich-quick
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blockchain secrets - on bitcon maximalists, scammers, morons, clowns, shills & bagHODLers
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