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  README.md
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  Rakefile
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+ data/Amy_Castor.yml
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+ data/David_Gerard.yml
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+ data/Frances_Coppola.yml
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+ data/Nouriel_Roubini.yml
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+ data/Patrick_McKenzie.yml
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  lib/cryptoquotes.rb
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- # cryptoquotes
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+ # Crypto Quotes
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- Crypto Quote of the Day - On the New New "In Math We Trust" Ponzi Economics - On Get-Rich-Quick Blockchain Secrets - On Bitcon Maximalists, Scammers, Morons, Clowns, Shills & BagHODLers and More
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+ > SEC Investor Education:
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+ > - Don't understand an investment?
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+ > - Don't invest in it.
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- ## Usage
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+ Yes, but what if there's only 21 million of it?
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- to be done
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+ \- Trolly McTrollface
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+ cryptquotes library / gem - incl. oracle tool to get a random crypto quote of the day on the command line - on the new new "in math we trust" ponzi economics - on get-rich-quick blockchain secrets - on bitcon maximalists, scammers, morons, clowns, shills & bagHODLers and more
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+ * home :: [github.com/rubycoco/blockchain](https://github.com/rubycoco/blockchain)
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+ * bugs :: [github.com/rubycoco/blockchain/issues](https://github.com/rubycoco/blockchain/issues)
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+ * gem :: [rubygems.org/gems/cryptoquotes](https://rubygems.org/gems/cryptoquotes)
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+ * rdoc :: [rubydoc.info/gems/cryptoquotes](http://rubydoc.info/gems/cryptoquotes)
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+ ## Command Line
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+ Use the `oracle` command line tool. Try:
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+ ```
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+ $ oracle -h
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+ ```
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+
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+ resulting in:
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+ ```
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+ Usage: oracle [options]
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+ Print wise oracle sayings / crypto quotes
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+
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+ Options:
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+ -n, --number=NUM Number of quotes to print (default: 1)
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+ -h, --help Prints this help
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+ ```
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+ Let's give it a try. Ask the oracle (it's free):
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+ ```
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+ $ oracle
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+ ```
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+ printing:
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+ ```
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+ We have not entered "Post Tether" yet.
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+ Tether is still furiously printing digital bucks.
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+ Who believes Bitcoin's price is organic?
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+ It's not - it's a Ponzi, and Tether is its Little Helper.
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+
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+ > Austrian Maximalist comments:
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+ >
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+ > Bitcoin is not a ponzi. It is a monetary network, first of its kind.
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+ > Currently valued at 365 billion dollars. What am I missing?
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+ - Amy Castor
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+ ```
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+
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+ Or lets try:
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+ ```
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+ $ oracle -n2
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+ ```
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+ printing:
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+ ```
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+ A friend of mine, who works in finance, asked me to explain what Tether was.
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+ Short version: Tether is the internal accounting system for
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+ the largest fraud since Madoff's ponzi scheme.
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+ - Patrick McKenzie
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+ Bitcoin manipulated well before tether started to manipulate it...
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+ See "A Bot Named Willy: Did Mt. Gox's Automated Trading Pump Bitcoin's Price?"
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+ - Nouriel Roubini
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+ ```
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+ ## Usage in Your Scripts
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+ Yes, you can add the oracle into your own scripts.
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+ Example:
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+ ``` ruby
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+ require 'cryptoquotes'
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+ Oracle.say # or Oracle.says
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+ ```
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+ printing
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+ ```
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+ Bitcoin user guide:
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+ 1. Buy Bitcoin.
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+ 2. Never sell Bitcoin.
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+ 3. Don't listen to Bitcoin critics.
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+ 4. Tell your friends to buy Bitcoin.
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+ 5. Tell your friends never to sell Bitcoin.
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+ 6. Tell your friends not to listen to Bitcoin critics.
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+ 7. Remember that Bitcoin isn't a pyramid scheme.
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+ > Austrian Maximalist comments:
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+ > 8. See super-rich legendary investors like Tudor Jones, Stanley Druckenmiller,
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+ > Michael Saylor, etc. who wouldn't fall for mere pyramid schemes, buy and hold Bitcoin.
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+ - Trolly McTrollface
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+ ```
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+ If you want to get quotes in the source format
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+ (in memory)
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+ use the methods from `Quotes`. Example:
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+ ```
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+ q = Quotes.random # get a random quote (as as hash table)
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+ #=> {"quote"=>
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+ # "Tether is \"too big to fail\" - the entire crypto industry utterly\n" +
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+ # "depends on it. We just topped twenty billion alleged dollars' worth of tethers ($USDT).\n" +
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+ # "If you think this is sustainable, you're a fool.\n",
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+ # "date"=>#<Date: 2020-12-13>,
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+ # "source"=>"https://twitter.com/davidgerard/status/1338215299737407490",
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+ # "by"=>"David Gerard"}
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+ ```
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+ That's it for now.
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+ ## Sources
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+ The crypto quotes sourced from
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+ [100+ Crypto Quotes - On the New New "In Math We Trust" Ponzi Economics - On Get-Rich-Quick Blockchain Secrets - On Bitcon Maximalists, Scammers, Morons, Clowns, Shills & BagHODLers and More»](https://github.com/openblockchains/crypto-quotes)
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  ## Install
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- self.summary = "cryptoquotes - Crypto Quote of the Day - On the New New 'In Math We Trust' Ponzi Economics - On Get-Rich-Quick Blockchain Secrets - On Bitcon Maximalists, Scammers, Morons, Clowns, Shills & BagHODLers and More"
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+ self.summary = "cryptoquotes - incl. oracle tool to get a random crypto quote of the day on the command line - on the new new 'in math we trust' ponzi economics - on get-rich-quick blockchain secrets - on bitcon maximalists, scammers, morons, clowns, shills & bagHODLers and more"
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+ #!/usr/bin/env ruby
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+ ###################
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+ # == DEV TIPS:
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+ #
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+ # For local testing run like:
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+ #
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+ # ruby -Ilib bin/oracle
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+ #
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+ # Set the executable bit in Linux. Example:
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+ #
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+ # % chmod a+x bin/oracle
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+ #
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+ require 'cryptoquotes'
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+ Oracle.main
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+ ###############
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+ # Amy Castor
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+ If you can print billions and billions in fake money,
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+ you can make the price of Bitcoin whatever you want - until too many people
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+ try and cash out, that is.
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+ date: 2020-12-01
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+ source: https://twitter.com/ahcastor/status/1333549071806603264
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+ Binance, the Nº1 Tether exchange, is racing to get U.S. users off
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+ its exchange. We saw something similar with BitMex
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+ before its operators were indicted.
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+ date: 2020-11-24
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+ source: https://twitter.com/ahcastor/status/1331334231012720640
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+ We have not entered "Post Tether" yet.
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+ Tether is still furiously printing digital bucks.
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+ Who believes Bitcoin's price is organic?
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+ It's not - it's a Ponzi, and Tether is its Little Helper.
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+ > Austrian Maximalist comments:
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+ >
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+ > Bitcoin is not a ponzi. It is a monetary network, first of its kind.
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+ > Currently valued at 365 billion dollars. What am I missing?
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+ date: 2020-12-01
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+ source: https://twitter.com/ahcastor/status/1333568275901345793
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+ Ponzi's collapse when they can't keep up with cash withdrawals.
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+ All frauds snowball over time because the real money keeps getting
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+ sucked out of the system.
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+ date: 2020-12-01
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+ source: https://twitter.com/ahcastor/status/1333560281897734144
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+ If you need more help understanding how fake digital dollars hurt retail investors,
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+ look at what happened to Mt. Gox and Quadriga.
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+ Eventually, the Ponzi collapses, because there is not enough real money in the system.
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+ date: 2020-12-01
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+ source: https://twitter.com/ahcastor/status/1333557783925387265
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+ ####
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+ # Quotes by David Gerard
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+ # see https://davidgerard.co.uk
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+ #
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+ # Book Author of
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+ # - Libra Shrugged (2020)
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+ # - Attack of the 50 Foot Blockchain (2017)
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+ Tether is "too big to fail" - the entire crypto industry utterly
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+ depends on it. We just topped twenty billion alleged dollars' worth of tethers ($USDT).
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+ If you think this is sustainable, you're a fool.
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+ date: 2020-12-13
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+ source: https://twitter.com/davidgerard/status/1338215299737407490
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+ On Bitcoin mining: Bitcoin's BIG PROBLEM is that it uses a country's worth of electricity
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+ to run the most inefficient payment network in human history.
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+ People don't seem to know this! and I tell them, and they get angry.
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+ Because a bunch of nerds killing each other for e-pennies is one thing,
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+ but that much CO2 is quite another.
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+ You could say "It's their money, they can spend it how they like",
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+ and that's how things work, sure. But it's still a massive externality, and this is a big problem.
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+ date: 2020-11-20
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+ source: https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/2020/11/20/ftav-unofficial-tech-chat-david-gerard-answers-your-crypto-market-questions/
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+ Bitcoin is not technology, it's ideology
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+ and the psychology of get rich for free. People will believe ANY NONSENSE
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+ if they might get rich for free.
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+ The technology is a MacGuffin , it's an excuse for quick flimflam.
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+ date: 2020-11-20
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+ source: https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/2020/11/20/ftav-unofficial-tech-chat-david-gerard-answers-your-crypto-market-questions/
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+ Litecoin is the "me too" coin. It was marketed as "the silver to Bitcoin's gold."
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+ The main difference from Bitcoin is a different hash designed to be
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+ resistant to GPU mining (though ASICs eventually came out) and a shorter block time.
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+ source: https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/table-of-contents/
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+ Dogecoin started originally as a joke based on the "Doge" Shiba Inu Internet meme.
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+ The idea was mostly to have some fun with cryptocurrency cheap enough to mess around with;
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+ and who knows, maybe we'll all get rich!
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+ source: https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/table-of-contents/
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+ If Bitcoin is like an Excel spreadsheet,
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+ then Ethereum is like a spreadsheet with macros.
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+ source: https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/table-of-contents/
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+ ################
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+ # Frances Coppola
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+ The inventors of Bitcoin wanted to create a better financial system,
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+ but have succeeded only in creating another casino.
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+ date: 2020-11-30
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+ source: https://twitter.com/Frances_Coppola/status/1333309244528091136
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+ #####################################
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+ # Nouriel Roubini
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+ Almost no merchant uses Bitcoin as its price volatility
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+ leads to market risk that any profit margin is wiped out before you can convert
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+ it back into USD. Not scalable means of payments.
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+ It's toxic for the environment as proof-of-waste
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+ hogs enormous amounts of energy and pollutes the earth.
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+ date: 2020-11-26
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+ source: https://twitter.com/Nouriel/status/1331981505812443138
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+ Gold/silver don't provide income but give capital gains,
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+ utility (jewelry) and used in industry. Bitcoin doesn't give income,
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+ has no other utility services (such as unit of account or means of payments)
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+ and provides only capital gains (or losses) based purely on speculative motives.
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+ date: 2020-11-26
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+ source: https://twitter.com/Nouriel/status/1331983176999313417
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+ Bitcoin has NO intrinsic fundamental value,
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+ use or utility or any other service. It is a pure speculative manipulated "asset"
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+ and bubble with no fundamental value. It is not even an hedge against risk off episodes:
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+ every time stocks go down, bitcoin falls much more.
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+ date: 2020-11-26
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+ source: https://twitter.com/Nouriel/status/1331983650066477056
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+ Investing in Bitcoin is equivalent to take your portfolio
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+ aren't stacked against you as those gambling markets aren't manipulated
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+ the way Bitcoin is. Instead Bitcoin is manipulated heavily by Tether and whales.
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+ date: 2020-11-26
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+ source: https://twitter.com/Nouriel/status/1331984761758289921
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+ Liquidity of these exchanges is fake as volume data are false by a 90% degree.
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+ Unbacked Tether supply perfectly tracks this year like in the past the Bitcoin price.
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+ date: 2020-11-26
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+ source: https://twitter.com/Nouriel/status/1331985413104398338
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+ Which "store of value" drops in risk off episodes like Bitcoin did in March
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+ by more than 60%? It is a highly manipulated and highly volatile
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+ And has ZERO intrinsic value...
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+ date: 2020-11-27
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+ source: https://twitter.com/Nouriel/status/1332428547240185861
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+ 2% of accounts control 95% of bitcoin assets.
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+ Inequality Gini coefficient of Bitcoin is worse than the one
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+ of North Korea where Mr Kim and his cronies controls most of the country assets!
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+ date: 2020-11-28
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+ source: https://twitter.com/Nouriel/status/1332555468292632576
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+ date: 2020-11-30
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+ source: https://twitter.com/Nouriel/status/1333528642694111232
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+ date: 2020-12-01
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+ source: https://twitter.com/Nouriel/status/1333570630474735616
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+ In due time all Ponzi schemes indeed collapse...
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+ when you run out of retail suckers with fear of missing out (FOMO)
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+ about an unsustainable and manipulated bubble...
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+ date: 2020-12-01
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+ source: https://twitter.com/Nouriel/status/1333582292003008512
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+ No use ever, past, present and future for XRP and Ripple products...
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+ it is already flopping after spending a fortune and printing a huge amount
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+ of totally useless XRP. (Now the XRP army of Twitter trolls,
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+ bots, hired guns and zealots will attack again...)
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+ date: 2020-12-01
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+ source: https://twitter.com/Nouriel/status/1333882563123933186
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+ From Coin Geek: «iFinex Corp. (parent company to Bitfinex, Tether and all their subs)
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+ colluded with their partners to conjure up limitless liquidity out of thin air.
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+ While Bitcoin advocates criticize the money-printers of the Fed
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+ they insulate Tether (USDT) from criticism and defend it.»
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+ date: 2020-12-03
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+ source: https://twitter.com/nouriel/status/1334624556410171392
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+ Because if they were to gain traction, people would be able to have numbered,
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+ You've reinvented numbered bank accounts.»
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+ date: 2020-12-03
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+ source: https://twitter.com/Nouriel/status/1334468668323999744
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+ #######################
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+ # Patrick McKenzie
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+ # see https://twitter.com/patio11
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+ the largest fraud since Madoff's ponzi scheme.
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+ date: 2019-10-28
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+ source: https://www.kalzumeus.com/2019/10/28/tether-and-bitfinex/
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+ date: 2020-12-11
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+ source: https://twitter.com/patio11/status/1337474851938811905
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+ #############
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+ # Quotes from Trolly McTrollface
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+ # see https://twitter.com/tr0llytr0llface
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+ #
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+ # I said Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme before it was cool.
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+ # Buying magical virtual coins from mysterious people on the Internet will not make you rich.
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+ It's like writing about bond yields without mentioning inflation and the Fed.
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+ date: 2020-12-06
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+ source: https://twitter.com/Tr0llyTr0llFace/status/1335550379384315904
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+ People will believe anything, as long as it gives them an easy answer
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+ to the most important question in the universe: "How can I become rich quickly and without working?"
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+ "International reply coupon exchange" sounded just as cool and mysterious as "censorship-resistant money".
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+ Fitchburg Daily Sentinel News Headline (July 11, 1920):
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+ PONZI WILL NOT REVEAL BUSINESS SECRET
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+ date: 2018-05-01
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+ source: https://twitter.com/Tr0llyTr0llFace/status/991330762178924544
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+ By glorifying the act of doing nothing, they reached out to the self-entitled,
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+ Every Ponzi scheme relies on the hope that investors won't sell.
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+ This one's just too obvious.
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+ date: 2018-05-17
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+ source: https://twitter.com/Tr0llyTr0llFace/status/974939067803631617
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+ Crypto split: the act of telling regulators that your token "isn't a security
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+ or a currency, it's no more than a database entry, really - people who buy it
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+ must be morons!", while simultaneously telling your investors
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+ that they're somehow buying a stake in the Next Big Thing.
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+ date: 2018-05-03
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+ source: https://twitter.com/Tr0llyTr0llFace/status/992023195493568512
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+ Bitcoin maximalists make me laugh with their pitiful P&Ls.
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+ I found a weird stone the other day,
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+ and we've been buying it from each other with a friend, ever since.
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+ I'm up $57 000 last week alone.
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+ Some idiots told me I couldn't sell my investment, well, WHY WOULD I? It's going up!
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+ > It can't be a bubble, not everyone has bought the stone yet. NO BUBBLE
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+ date: 2018-04-24
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+ source: https://twitter.com/Tr0llyTr0llFace/status/988855025270251520
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+
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+ - quote: |
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+ Bitcoin user guide:
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+ 1. Buy Bitcoin.
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+ 2. Never sell Bitcoin.
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+ 3. Don't listen to Bitcoin critics.
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+ 4. Tell your friends to buy Bitcoin.
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+ 5. Tell your friends never to sell Bitcoin.
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+ 6. Tell your friends not to listen to Bitcoin critics.
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+ 7. Remember that Bitcoin isn't a pyramid scheme.
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+
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+ > Austrian Maximalist comments:
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+ > 8. See super-rich legendary investors like Tudor Jones, Stanley Druckenmiller,
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+ > Michael Saylor, etc. who wouldn't fall for mere pyramid schemes, buy and hold Bitcoin.
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+ date: 2020-11-23
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+ source: https://twitter.com/Tr0llyTr0llFace/status/1330950190556188676
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+
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+
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+ - quote: |
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+ > SEC Investor Education:
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+ > - Don't understand an investment?
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+ > - Don't invest in it.
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+
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+ Yes, but what if there's only 21 million of it?
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+ date: 2020-09-09
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+ source: https://twitter.com/Tr0llyTr0llFace/status/1303766923109380097
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+
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+ - quote: |
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+ Over last week:
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+ Bitcoin: +$1,000
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+ Bitcoin hashrate: -20%
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+ Tethers ($USDT) printed: $650 Million
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+ Bitcoin shills: Hear nothing, say nothing, see nothing.
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+ date: 2020-11-05
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+ source: https://twitter.com/Tr0llyTr0llFace/status/1324284133468786688
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  require 'pp'
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+ require 'time'
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+ require 'date'
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+ require 'yaml'
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+ require 'optparse'
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  ## our own code
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  require 'cryptoquotes/version' # note: let version always go first
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- pp Quotes.root
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+
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+
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+ module Quotes
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+
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+ def self.read_builtin( name )
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+ name = name.gsub( ' ', '_') ## auto-convert spaces to underscore (_)
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+ read( "#{root}/data/#{name}.yml" )
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+ end
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+
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+ def self.read( path ) ## read-in a quote dataset - returns an array of hash records
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+ ## puts "[debug] reading #{path}..."
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+ txt = File.open( path, 'r:utf-8' ) { |f| f.read }
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+ data = YAML.load( txt )
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+
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+ ## auto-fill by-line using filename (convention)
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+ ## e.g. David_Gerard.yml => David Gerard
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+ by_line = File.basename( path, File.extname( path ) )
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+ by_line = by_line.gsub( '_', ' ' ) ## auto-convert underscore (_) back to space
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+ data.each do |rec|
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+ rec['by'] = by_line
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+ end
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+ data
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+ end
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+
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+
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+ def self.sources ## rename to authors or datafiles or such - why? why not?
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+ ['Amy_Castor',
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+ 'David_Gerard',
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+ 'Frances_Coppola',
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+ 'Nouriel_Roubini',
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+ 'Patrick_McKenzie',
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+ 'Trolly_McTrollface']
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+ end
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+
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+ def self.all
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+ @all ||= begin
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+ all = []
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+ sources.each { |source| all += read_builtin( source ) }
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+ all
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+ end
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+ @all
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+ end
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+
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+
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+
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+
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+ def self.lottery
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+ ## get random shuffle (shuffle three times - why? why not?)
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+ @lottery ||= (0..(all.size-1)).to_a.shuffle.shuffle.shuffle
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+ end
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+
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+ def self.random ## get a random quote
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+ idx = lottery.shift ## remove (shift) first index (ticket) in queue / array
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+ ## puts "[debug] rand => #{idx} of #{all.size} (remaining #{lottery.size})"
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+ all[ idx ]
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+ end
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+ end # module Quotes
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+
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+
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+
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+
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+ module Oracle
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+ def self.say ## print a random crypto quote
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+ q = Quotes.random
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+
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+ block_indent = 6 ## note: indent by six spaces for now
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+ ## puts ' Crypto Quote of the Day:' ## start with an empty line
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+ puts ''
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+ q['quote'].each_line do |line|
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+ print ' ' * block_indent
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+ print line
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+ end
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+ puts '' ## end with an empty line
86
+ print ' ' * (block_indent+4)
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+ print "- #{q['by']}"
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+ print "\n"
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+ ## todo/fix: add date if availabe (month and year) - why? why not?
90
+ puts '' ## end with an empty line
91
+ end
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+
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+ class << self
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+ alias_method :says, :say
95
+ end
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+
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+
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+ class Tool
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+ def run( args )
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+ opts = { n: 1 }
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+
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+ parser = OptionParser.new do |cmd|
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+ cmd.banner = "Usage: oracle [options]"
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+
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+ cmd.separator " Print wise oracle sayings / crypto quotes"
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+ cmd.separator ""
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+ cmd.separator " Options:"
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+
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+ cmd.on("-n", "--number=NUM", "Number of quotes to print (default: #{opts[:n]})", Integer ) do |num|
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+ opts[:n] = num
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+ end
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+
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+ cmd.on("-h", "--help", "Prints this help") do
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+ puts cmd
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+ exit
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+ end
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+ end
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+
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+ parser.parse!( args )
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+ ## pp opts
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+
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+
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+ n = opts[:n]
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+ n.times { Oracle.say }
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+ end ## method run
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+ end # class Tool
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+
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+
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+ def self.main( args=ARGV )
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+ Tool.new.run( args )
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+ end
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+ end # module Oracle
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+
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+
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+
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+ ## puts Quotes.banner
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+ ## puts Quotes.root
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  module Quotes
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+ MAJOR = 1
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6
  MINOR = 0
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- PATCH = 1
7
+ PATCH = 0
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8
  VERSION = [MAJOR,MINOR,PATCH].join('.')
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10
  def self.version
metadata CHANGED
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  --- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
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  name: cryptoquotes
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  version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
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- version: 0.0.1
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+ version: 1.0.0
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5
  platform: ruby
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  authors:
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  - Gerald Bauer
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8
  autorequire:
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9
  bindir: bin
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10
  cert_chain: []
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- date: 2020-12-15 00:00:00.000000000 Z
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+ date: 2020-12-17 00:00:00.000000000 Z
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12
  dependencies:
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  - !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
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14
  name: rdoc
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44
  - - "~>"
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45
  - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
46
46
  version: '3.22'
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- description: cryptoquotes - Crypto Quote of the Day - On the New New 'In Math We Trust'
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- Ponzi Economics - On Get-Rich-Quick Blockchain Secrets - On Bitcon Maximalists,
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- Scammers, Morons, Clowns, Shills & BagHODLers and More
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+ description: cryptoquotes - incl. oracle tool to get a random crypto quote of the
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+ day on the command line - on the new new 'in math we trust' ponzi economics - on
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+ get-rich-quick blockchain secrets - on bitcon maximalists, scammers, morons, clowns,
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+ shills & bagHODLers and more
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51
  email: wwwmake@googlegroups.com
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- executables: []
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+ executables:
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+ - oracle
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54
  extensions: []
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55
  extra_rdoc_files:
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  - CHANGELOG.md
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61
  - Manifest.txt
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  - README.md
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  - Rakefile
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+ - bin/oracle
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+ - data/Amy_Castor.yml
66
+ - data/David_Gerard.yml
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+ - data/Frances_Coppola.yml
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+ - data/Nouriel_Roubini.yml
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+ - data/Patrick_McKenzie.yml
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+ - data/Trolly_McTrollface.yml
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  - lib/cryptoquotes.rb
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72
  - lib/cryptoquotes/version.rb
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73
  homepage: https://github.com/rubycoco/blockchain
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85
94
  rubygems_version: 3.1.4
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95
  signing_key:
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96
  specification_version: 4
88
- summary: cryptoquotes - Crypto Quote of the Day - On the New New 'In Math We Trust'
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- Ponzi Economics - On Get-Rich-Quick Blockchain Secrets - On Bitcon Maximalists,
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- Scammers, Morons, Clowns, Shills & BagHODLers and More
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+ summary: cryptoquotes - incl. oracle tool to get a random crypto quote of the day
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+ on the command line - on the new new 'in math we trust' ponzi economics - on get-rich-quick
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+ blockchain secrets - on bitcon maximalists, scammers, morons, clowns, shills & bagHODLers
100
+ and more
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101
  test_files: []