bwroulette 1.1.1 → 1.1.2

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  2. data/lib/bwroulette.rb +34 -1
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data/lib/bwroulette.rb CHANGED
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  "my wife",
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  "I",
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  "the netflix account",
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+ "the office",
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+ "my living situation",
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+ "my desk",
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+ "the stuff on my desk",
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+ "the sky",
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+ "this bottle of coke",
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+ "the office furniture",
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+ "the taxi on the way to the airport",
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+ "the taxi on the way to the office",
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+ "my lead",
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+ "my vintage collection of coffee paraphernalia",
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+ "my woodworking instructor",
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+ "my gun",
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+ "my wife's gun",
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+ "my doctor",
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+ "my lawyer",
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+ "my global mobility team assistant",
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+ "my passport",
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+ "my lover",
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+ "my ex-lover",
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+ "the president of singapore",
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+ "some guy on the street",
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  ]
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  actions = [
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  "exploded. This is the end. See you all later :)",
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  "just shat everywhere. What a mess",
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  "is threatening me with nuclear missiles, looks like its time to watch netflix",
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- "is sick, gotta head out. @here I will answer the pager; but TBH I'm down too :("
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+ "is sick, gotta head out. @here I will answer the pager; but TBH I'm down too :(",
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+ "is under the weather. So not been here",
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+ "is stuck, theres a vague sensation of melancholy in the air leading me to question the significance of this existence",
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+ "took me by surprise, I'll need time to recover",
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+ "told me that I need to take it easy, I don't want to burn out",
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+ "caused me to question the validity of my work, I concluded that I should take some time to myself",
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+ "blew up, theres support tickets everywhere so I'm burning down the check_rsyslog alerts, I've closed at least 70 so far like a boss",
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+ "has really gotten to me, I'm under the weather, I think I'll take it slow",
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+ "bowed out. In situations like this I have to do whats best for me, and thats go chill, but I'll chime in slack randomly so everyone knows I'm around.",
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+ "just died so its gonna be a slow day.",
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+ "made me make a mistake, oh well I guess!",
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+ "burst into flames, I'm all shook up",
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  ]
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  "Sorry guys, #{nouns.sample} #{actions.sample}"
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  --- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
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  name: bwroulette
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  version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
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- version: 1.1.1
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+ version: 1.1.2
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  platform: ruby
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  authors:
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  - Tom Cowling
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  autorequire:
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  bindir: bin
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  cert_chain: []
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- date: 2017-08-30 00:00:00.000000000 Z
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+ date: 2017-08-31 00:00:00.000000000 Z
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  dependencies: []
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  description:
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  email: