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+ *.gem
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+ *.rbc
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+ .bundle
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+ .config
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+ .yardoc
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+ Gemfile.lock
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+ InstalledFiles
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+ _yardoc
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+ coverage
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+ doc/
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+ lib/bundler/man
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+ pkg
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+ rdoc
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+ spec/reports
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+ test/tmp
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+ test/version_tmp
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+ tmp
data/Gemfile ADDED
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+ source 'https://rubygems.org'
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+
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+ # Specify your gem's dependencies in breakdown.gemspec
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+ gemspec
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+ Copyright (c) 2013 N.T. Tuddenham
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+
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+ MIT License
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+
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+ Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining
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+ a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the
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+ "Software"), to deal in the Software without restriction, including
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+ without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish,
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+ distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to
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+ permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so, subject to
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+ the following conditions:
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+
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+ The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be
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+ included in all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
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+
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+ THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND,
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+ EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF
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+ MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND
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+ NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE
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+ LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION
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+ OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION
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+ WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.
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+ # Breakdown
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+
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+ TODO: Write a gem description
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+
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+ ## Installation
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+
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+ Add this line to your application's Gemfile:
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+
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+ gem 'breakdown'
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+
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+ And then execute:
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+
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+ $ bundle
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+
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+ Or install it yourself as:
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+
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+ $ gem install breakdown
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+
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+ ## Usage
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+
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+ TODO: Write usage instructions here
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+
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+ ## Contributing
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+
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+ 1. Fork it
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+ 2. Create your feature branch (`git checkout -b my-new-feature`)
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+ 3. Commit your changes (`git commit -am 'Add some feature'`)
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+ 4. Push to the branch (`git push origin my-new-feature`)
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+ 5. Create new Pull Request
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+ require "bundler/gem_tasks"
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+ # coding: utf-8
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+ lib = File.expand_path('../lib', __FILE__)
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+ $LOAD_PATH.unshift(lib) unless $LOAD_PATH.include?(lib)
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+ require 'breakdown/version'
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+
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+ Gem::Specification.new do |spec|
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+ spec.name = "breakdown"
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+ spec.version = Breakdown::VERSION
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+ spec.authors = ["N.T. Tuddenham"]
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+ spec.email = ["ferrisoxide@gmail.com"]
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+ spec.description = %q{Breaks large text files into many smaller ones using simple markup commands}
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+ spec.summary = %q{Preprocessor for large text files}
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+ spec.homepage = ""
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+ spec.license = "MIT"
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+
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+ spec.files = `git ls-files`.split($/)
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+ spec.executables = spec.files.grep(%r{^bin/}) { |f| File.basename(f) }
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+ spec.test_files = spec.files.grep(%r{^(test|spec|features)/})
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+ spec.require_paths = ["lib"]
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+
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+ spec.add_development_dependency "bundler", "~> 1.3"
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+ spec.add_development_dependency "rake"
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+ spec.add_development_dependency "rspec"
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+ end
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+ require "breakdown/version"
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+
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+ module Breakdown
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+
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+ # Breakdown larger text files into many smaller ones, breaking on a markdown-inspired markup
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+ # Valid breakdown signature is any Markdown horizontal rule, followed by a space and then
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+ # text containing break down data and directives, e.g.
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+ #
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+ # * * * title # Everything from this h.rule to the next will be split into a file with the id of 'title'
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+ # *** :toc # What follows is to be processed by the :toc processor, though just '*** toc' would work as well
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+ # ***** section :count # There will be a number of 'section' pages, with an id of 'section-1', 'section-2', etc
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+ # - - - # All horizontal rules can be used, per http://daringfireball.net/projects/markdown/syntax#hr
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+ # --------------------------------------- # And '#' '//' comments are comments
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+
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+ def self.process(filename, output_dir, options={})
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+
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+ # NOTE One idea would be to 'preprocess' the file using grep, e.g.
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+ # Kernal::system %{grep -n '^(^\* \* \*|\*\*\*)' filename} do |ok, res|
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+ # if ! ok
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+ # puts "pattern not found (status = #{res.exitstatus})"
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+ # else
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+ # # Do some preprocessing here... split, build up strategy, etc
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+ # end
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+ # end
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+
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+ # NOTE Naive first cut
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+
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+ # Valid markers:
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+ # * * *
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+ # ***
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+ # *****
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+ # - - -
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+ # ---------------------------------------
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+ def self.each_section(file)
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+ title = 'index'
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+ text = ''
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+
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+ while line = file.gets do
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+ marker = line.match(/((^([*]{3}\s)|^([*]\s){3})|^([*]{5}\s)|^([-]\s){3}|^([-]{39}))(?<title>.*)/)
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+ #marker = line.match(/^\*\*\* (?<title>.*)/)
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+ if marker
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+ yield title, text if !text.empty?
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+ # start next section
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+ text = ''
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+ title = marker[:title].chomp
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+ else
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+ text += line
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+ end
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+ end
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+ yield title, text if !text.empty?
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+
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+ end
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+
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+ raise "No such file: #{filename}" unless File.exist?(filename)
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+ raise "Can't read file: #{filename}" unless File.readable?(filename)
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+
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+ options = {:extension => 'md'}.merge(options)
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+
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+ FileUtils.mkdir_p output_dir # Ensure we have somewhere to put our files
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+
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+ f = File.open(filename)
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+ begin
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+
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+ each_section(f) do |title, text|
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+
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+ output_filename = File.join(output_dir, "/#{title}.#{options[:extension]}")
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+ File.open(output_filename, 'w') { |file| file.write text }
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+ end
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+
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+ # rescue
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+ f.close # SMELL silent fail
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+ end
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+
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+ end
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+ end
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+ module Breakdown
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+ VERSION = "0.0.1"
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+ end
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+ require './spec/spec_helper'
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+ require './lib/breakdown'
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+
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+ describe Breakdown do
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+ describe "should break down text file" do
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+
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+ def filecount(dir)
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+ Dir[File.join(dir, '/**/*')].count { |file| File.file?(file) }
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+ end
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+
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+ before(:all) do
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+ @output_dir = "./spec/tmp/output/."
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+ end
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+
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+ before(:each) do
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+ FileUtils.rm_rf(@output_dir, secure: true) # Clean out the output dir
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+ end
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+
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+ it "on any ***" do
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+ filecount(@output_dir).should equal(0)
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+ Breakdown::process './spec/examples/star_star_star.md', @output_dir
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+ filecount(@output_dir).should equal(2)
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+ end
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+
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+ it "on any * * *" do
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+ filecount(@output_dir).should equal(0)
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+ Breakdown::process './spec/examples/star_space_star_space_star_space.md', @output_dir
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+ filecount(@output_dir).should equal(2)
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+ end
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+
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+ it "on any *****" do
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+ filecount(@output_dir).should equal(0)
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+ Breakdown::process './spec/examples/five_stars.md', @output_dir
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+ filecount(@output_dir).should equal(2)
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+ end
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+
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+ it "on any - - -" do
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+ filecount(@output_dir).should equal(0)
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+ Breakdown::process './spec/examples/three_dashes.md', @output_dir
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+ filecount(@output_dir).should equal(2)
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+ end
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+
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+ it "on any ---------------------------------------" do
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+ filecount(@output_dir).should equal(0)
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+ Breakdown::process './spec/examples/thirty_nine_dashes.md', @output_dir
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+ filecount(@output_dir).should equal(2)
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+ end
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+ end
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+ end
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+ Foo
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+ *** section-1
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+ Bar
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+ Foo
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+ ***** section-1
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+ Bar
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+ Foo
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+ * * * section-1
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+ Bar
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+ Foo
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+ *** section-1
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+ Bar
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+ *** index
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+ Title: The Tachypomp and Other Stories
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+ Author: Edward Page Mitchell
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+ * A Project Gutenberg of Australia eBook *
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+ eBook No.: 0602521.txt
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+ Edition: 1
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+ Language: English
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+ Date first posted: July 2006
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+ Date most recently updated: July 2006
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+ The Tachypomp and Other Stories
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+ Edward Page Mitchell
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+ EOT
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+
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+ *** table-of-contents
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+
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+ THE TACHYPOMP
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+ THE SOUL SPECTROSCOPE
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+ THE MAN WITHOUT A BODY
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+ THE ABLEST MAN IN THE WORLD
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+ THE SENATOR'S DAUGHTER
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+ THE CRYSTAL MAN
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+ THE CLOCK THAT WENT BACKWARD
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+
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+ *** section-1
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+
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+ THE TACHYPOMP
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+
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+ A Mathematical Demonstration
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+
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+ There was nothing mysterious about Professor Surd's dislike for me. I
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+ was the only poor mathematician in an exceptionally mathematical
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+ class. The old gentleman sought the lecture-room every morning with
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+ eagerness, and left it reluctantly. For was it not a thing of joy to
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+ find seventy young men who, individually and collectively, preferred x
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+ to XX; who had rather differentiate than dissipate; and for whom the
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+ limbs of the heavenly bodies had more attractions than those of
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+ earthly stars upon the spectacular stage?
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+
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+ So affairs went on swimmingly between the Professor of Mathematics and
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+ the junior Class at Polyp University. In every man of the seventy the
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+ sage saw the logarithm of a possible La Place, of a Sturm, or of a
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+ Newton. It was a delightful task for him to lead them through the
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+ pleasant valleys of conic sections, and beside the still waters of the
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+ integral calculus. Figuratively speaking, his problem was not a hard
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+ one. He had only to manipulate, and eliminate, and to raise to a
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+ higher power, and the triumphant result of examination day was
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+ assured.
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+
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+ But I was a disturbing element, a perplexing unknown quantity, which
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+ had somehow crept into the work, and which seriously threatened to
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+ impair the accuracy of his calculations. It was a touching sight to
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+ behold the venerable mathematician as he pleaded with me not so
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+ utterly to disregard precedent in the use of cotangents; or as he
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+ urged, with eyes almost tearful, that ordinates were dangerous things
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+ to trifle with. All in vain. More theorems went on to my cuff than
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+ into my head. Never did chalk do so much work to so little purpose.
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+ And, therefore, it came that Furnace Second was reduced to zero in
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+ Professor Surd's estimation. He looked upon me with all the horror
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+ which an unalgebraic nature could inspire. I have seen the professor
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+ walk around an entire square rather than meet the man who had no
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+ mathematics in his soul.
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+
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+ For Furnace Second were no invitations to Professor Surd's house.
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+ Seventy of the class supped in delegations around the periphery of the
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+ professor's tea-table. The seventy-first knew nothing of the charms of
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+ that perfect ellipse, with its twin bunches of fuchsias and geraniums
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+ in gorgeous precision at the two foci.
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+ This, unfortunately enough, was no trifling deprivation. Not that I
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+ longed especially for segments of Mrs. Surd's justly celebrated lemon
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+ pies; not that the spheroidal damsons of her excellent preserving had
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+ any marked allurements; not even that I yearned to hear the
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+ professor's jocose tabletalk about binomials, and chatty illustrations
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+ of abstruse paradoxes. The explanation is far different. Professor
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+ Surd had a daughter. Twenty years before, he made a proposition of
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+ marriage to the present Mrs. S. He added a little corollary to his
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+ proposition not long after. The corollary was a girl.
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+ Abscissa Surd was as perfectly symmetrical as Giotto's circle, and as
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+ pure, withal, as the mathematics her father taught. It was just when
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+ spring was coming to extract the roots of frozen-up vegetation that I
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+ fell in love with the corollary. That she herself was not indifferent
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+ I soon had reason to regard as a self-evident truth.
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+ The sagacious reader will already recognize nearly all the elements
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+ necessary to a well-ordered plot. We have introduced a heroine,
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+ inferred a hero, and constructed a hostile parent after the most
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+ approved model. A movement for the story, a Deus ex machina, is alone
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+ lacking. With considerable satisfaction I can promise a perfect
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+ novelty in this line, a Deus ex machina never before offered to the
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+ public.
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+ It would be discounting ordinary intelligence to say that I sought
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+ with unwearying assiduity to figure my way into the stern father's
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+ good-will; that never did dullard apply himself to mathematics more
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+ patiently than I; that never did faithfulness achieve such meagre
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+ reward. Then I engaged a private tutor. His instructions met with no
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+ better success.
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+ My tutor's name was Jean Marie Rivarol. He was a unique Alsatian--
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+ though Gallic in name, thoroughly Teuton in nature; by birth a
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+ Frenchman, by education a German. His age was thirty; his profession,
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+ omniscience; the wolf at his door, poverty; the skeleton in his
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+ closet, a consuming but unrequited passion. The most recondite
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+ principles of practical science were his toys; the deepest intricacies
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+ of abstract science his diversions. Problems which were foreordained
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+ mysteries to me were to him as clear as Tahoe water. Perhaps this very
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+ fact will explain our lack of success in the relation of tutor and
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+ pupil; perhaps the failure is alone due to my own unmitigated
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+ stupidity. Rivarol had hung about the skirts of the University for
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+ several years; supplying his few wants by writing for scientific
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+ journals, or by giving assistance to students who, like myself, were
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+ characterized by a plethora of purse and a paucity of ideas; cooking,
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+ studying and sleeping in his attic lodgings; and prosecuting queer
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+ experiments all by himself.
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+
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+ We were not long discovering that even this eccentric genius could not
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+ transplant brains into my deficient skull. I gave over the struggle in
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+ despair. An unhappy year dragged its slow length around. A gloomy year
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+ it was, brightened only by occasional interviews with Abscissa, the
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+ Abbie of my thoughts and dreams.
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+ Commencement day was coming on apace. I was soon to go forth, with the
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+ rest of my class, to astonish and delight a waiting world. The
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+ professor seemed to avoid me more than ever. Nothing but the
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+ conventionalities, I think kept him from shaping his treatment of me
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+ on the basis of unconcealed disgust.
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+ At last, in the very recklessness of despair, I resolved to see him,
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+ plead with him, threaten him if need be, and risk all my fortunes on
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+ one desperate chance. I wrote him a somewhat defiant letter, stating
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+ my aspirations, and, as I flattered myself, shrewdly giving him a week
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+ to get over the first shock of horrified surprise. Then I was to call
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+ and learn my fate.
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+
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+ During the week of suspense I nearly worried myself into a fever. It
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+ was first crazy hope, and then saner despair. On Friday evening, when
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+ I presented myself at the professor's door, I was such a haggard,
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+ sleepy, dragged-out spectre, that even Miss Jocasta, the harsh-favored
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+ maiden sister of the Surd's, admitted me with commiserate regard, and
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+ suggested pennyroyal tea.
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+ Professor Surd was at a faculty meeting. Would I wait?
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+ Yes, till all was blue, if need be. Miss Abbie?
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+ Abscissa had gone to Wheelborough to visit a school friend. The aged
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+ maiden hoped I would make myself comfortable, and departed to the
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+ unknown haunts which knew Jocasta's daily walk.
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+ Comfortable! But I settled myself in a great uneasy chair and waited,
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+ with the contradictory spirit common to such junctures, dreading every
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+ step lest it should herald the man whom, of all men, I wished to see.
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+ I had been there at least an hour, and was growing right drowsy.
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+ At length Professor Surd came in. He sat down in the dusk opposite me,
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+ and I thought his eyes glinted with malignant pleasure as he said,
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+ abruptly:
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+ "So, young man, you think you are a fit husband for my girl?"
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+ I stammered some inanity about making up in affection what I lacked in
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+ merit; about my expectations, family and the like. He quickly
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+ interrupted me.
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+ "You misapprehend me, sir. Your nature is destitute of those
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+ mathematical perceptions and acquirements which are the only sure
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+ foundations of character. You have no mathematics in you.
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+ You are fit for treason, stratagems, and spoils.--Shakespeare. Your
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+ narrow intellect cannot understand and appreciate a generous mind.
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+ There is all the difference between you and a Surd, if I may say it,
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+ which intervenes between an infinitesimal and an infinite. Why, I will
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+ even venture to say that you do not comprehend the Problem of the
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+ Couriers!"
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+ I admitted that the Problem of the Couriers should be classed rather
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+ without my list of accomplishments than within it. I regretted this
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+ fault very deeply, and suggested amendment. I faintly hoped that my
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+ fortune would be such-
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+ "Money!" he impatiently exclaimed. "Do you seek to bribe a Roman
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+ senator with a penny whistle? Why, boy, do you parade your paltry
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+ wealth, which, expressed in mills, will not cover ten decimal places,
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+ before the eyes of a man who measures the planets in their orbits, and
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+ close crowds infinity itself?"
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+ I hastily disclaimed any intention of obtruding my foolish dollars,
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+ and he went on:
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+ "Your letter surprised me not a little. I thought you would be the
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+ last person in the world to presume to an alliance here. But having a
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+ regard for you personally"--and again I saw malice twinkle in his
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+ small eyes--"an still more regard for Abscissa's happiness, I have
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+ decided that you shall have her--upon conditions. Upon conditions," he
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+ repeated, with a half-smothered sneer."
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+ "What are they?" cried I, eagerly enough. "Only name them."
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+ "Well, sir," he continued, and the deliberation of his speech seemed
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+ the very refinement of cruelty, "you have only to prove yourself
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+ worthy an alliance with a mathematical family. You have only to
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+ accomplish a task which I shall presently give you. Your eyes ask me
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+ what it is. I will tell you. Distinguish yourself in that noble branch
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+ of abstract science in which, you cannot but acknowledge, you are at
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+ present sadly deficient. I will place Abscissa's hand in yours
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+ whenever you shall come before me and square the circle to my
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+ satisfaction. No! That is too easy a condition. I should cheat myself.
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+ Say perpetual motion. How do you like that? Do you think it lies
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+ within the range of your mental capabilities? You don't smile. Perhaps
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+ your talents don't run in the way of perpetual motion. Several people
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+ have found that theirs didn't. I'll give you another chance. We were
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+ speaking of the Problem of the Couriers, and I think you expressed a
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+ desire to know more of that ingenious question. You shall have the
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+ opportunity. Sit down some day, when you have nothing else to do, and
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+ discover the principle of infinite speed. I mean the law of motion
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+ which shall accomplish an infinitely great distance in an infinitely
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+ short time. You may mix in a little practical mechanics, if you
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+ choose. Invent some method of taking the tardy Courier over his road
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+ at the rate of sixty miles a minute. Demonstrate me this discovery
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+ (when you have made itl) mathematically, and approximate it
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+ practically, and Abscissa is yours. Until you can, I will thank you to
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+ trouble neither myself nor her."
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+ I could stand his mocking no longer. I stumbled mechanically out of
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+ the room, and out of the house. I even forgot my hat and gloves. For
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+ an hour I walked in the moonlight. Gradually I succeeded to a more
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+ hopeful frame of mind. This was due to my ignorance of mathematics.
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+ Had I understood the real meaning of what he asked, I should have been
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+ utterly despondent.
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+ Perhaps this problem of sixty miles a minute was not so impossible
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+ after all. At any rate I could attempt, though I might not succeed.
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+ And Rivarol came to my mind. I would ask him. I would enlist his
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+ knowledge to accompany my own devoted perseverance. I sought his
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+ lodgings at once.
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+ The man of science lived in the fourth story, back. I had never been
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+ in his room before. When I entered, he was in the act of filling a
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+ beer mug from a carboy labelled aqua fortis.
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+ "Seat you," he said. "No, not in that chair. That is my Petty Cash
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+ Adjuster." But he was a second too late. I had carelessly thrown
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+ myself into a chair of seductive appearance. To my utter amazement it
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+ reached out two skeleton arms and clutched me with a grasp against
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+ which I struggled in vain. Then a skull stretched itself over my
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+ shoulder and grinned with ghastly familiarity close to my face.
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+ Rivarol came to my aid with many apologies. He touched a spring
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+ somewhere and the Petty Cash Adjuster relaxed its horrid hold. I
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+ placed myself gingerly in a plain cane-bottomed rocking-chair, which
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+ Rivarol assured me was a safe location.
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+ "That seat," he said, "is an arrangement upon which I much felicitate
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+ myself. I made it at Heidelberg. It has saved me a vast deal of small
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+ annoyance. I consign to its embraces the friends who bore, and the
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+ visitors who exasperate, me. But it is never so useful as when
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+ terrifying some tradesman with an insignificant account. Hence the pet
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+ name which I have facetiously given it. They are invariably too glad
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+ to purchase release at the price of a bill receipted. Do you well
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+ apprehend the idea?"
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+
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+ While the Alsation diluted his glass of aqua fortis, shook into it an
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+ infusion of bitters, and tossed off the bumper with apparent relish, I
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+ had time to look around the strange apartment.
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+
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+ The four corners of the room were occupied respectively by a turning
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+ lathe, a Rhumkorff Coil, a small steam engine and an orrery in stately
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+ motion. Tables, shelves, chairs and floor supported an odd aggregation
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+ of tools, retorts, chemicals, gas receivers, philosophical
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+ instruments, boots, flasks, paper-collar boxes, books diminutive and
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+ books of preposterous size. There were plaster busts of Aristotle,
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+ Archimedes, and Comte, while a great drowsy owl was blinking away,
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+ perched on the benign brow of Martin Farquhar Tupper. "He always
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+ roosts there when he proposes to slumber," explained my tutor. "You
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+ are a bird of no ordinary mind. Schlafen Sie wohl."
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+
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+ Through a closet door, half open, I could see a humanlike form covered
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+ with a sheet. Rivarol caught my glance.
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+
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+ "That," said he, "will be my masterpiece. It is a Microcosm, an
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+ Android, as yet only partially complete. And why not? Albertus Magnus
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+ constructed an image perfect to talk metaphysics and confute the
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+ schools. So did Sylvester II; so did Robertus Greathead. Roger Bacon
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+ made a brazen head that held discourses. But the first named of these
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+ came to destruction. Thomas Aquinas got wrathful at some of its
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+ syllogisms and smashed its head. The idea is reasonable enough. Mental
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+ action will yet be reduced to laws as definite as those which govern
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+ the physical. Why should not I accomplish a manikin which shall preach
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+ as original discourses as the Reverend Dr. Allchin, or talk poetry as
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+ mechanically as Paul Anapest? My android can already work problems in
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+ vulgar fractions and compose sonnets. I hope to teach it the Positive
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+ Philosophy."
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+
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+ Out of the bewildering confusion of his effects Rivarol produced two
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+ pipes and filled them. He handed one to me.
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+
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+ "And here," he said, "I live and am tolerably comfortable. When my
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+ coat wears out at the elbows I seek the tailor and am measured for
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+ another. When I am hungry I promenade myself to the butcher's and
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+ bring home a pound or so of steak, which I cook very nicely in three
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+ seconds by this oxy-hydrogen flame. Thirsty, perhaps, I send for a
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+ carboy of aqua fortis. But I have it charged, all charged. My spirit
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+ is above any small pecuniary transaction. I loathe your dirty
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+ greenbacks, and never handle what they call scrip."
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+
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+ "But are you never pestered with bills?" I asked. "Don't the creditors
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+ worry your life out?"
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+
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+ "Creditors!" gasped Rivarol. "I have learned no such word in your very
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+ admirable language. He who will allow his soul to be vexed by
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+ creditors is a relic of an imperfect civilization. Of what use is
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+ science if it cannot avail a man who has accounts current? Listen. The
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+ moment you or any one else enters the outside door this little
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+ electric bell sounds me warning. Every successive step on Mrs.
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+ Grimler's staircase is a spy and informer vigilant for my benefit. The
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+ first step is trod upon. That trusty first step immediately telegraphs
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+ your weight. Nothing could be simpler. It is exactly like any platform
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+ scale. The weight is registered up here upon this dial. The second
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+ step records the size of my visitor's feet. The third his height, the
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+ fourth his complexion, and so on. By the time he reaches the top of
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+ the first flight I have a pretty accurate description of him right
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+ here at my elbow, and quite a margin of time for deliberation and
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+ action. Do you follow me? It is plain enough. Only the A B C of my
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+ science."
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+
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+ "I see all that," I said, "but I don't see how it helps you any. The
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+ knowledge that a creditor is coming won't pay his bill. You can't
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+ escape unless you jump out of the window."
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+
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+ Rivarol laughed softly. "I will tell you. You shall see what becomes
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+ of any poor devil who goes to demand money of me--of a man of science.
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+ Ha! ha! It pleases me. I was seven weeks perfecting my Dun Suppressor.
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+ Did you know"--he whispered exultingly--"did you know that there is a
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+ hole through the earth's center? Physicists have long suspected it; I
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+ was the first to find it. You have read how Rhuyghens, the Dutch
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+ navigator, discovered in Kerguellen's Land an abysmal pit which
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+ fourteen hundred fathoms of plumb-line failed to sound. Herr Tom, that
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+ hole has no bottom! It runs from one surface of the earth to the
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+ antipodal surface. It is diametric. But where is the antipodal spot?
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+ You stand upon it. I learned this by the merest chance. I was deep-
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+ digging in Mrs. Grimler's cellar, to bury a poor cat I had sacrificed
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+ in a galvanic experiment, when the earth under my spade crumbled,
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+ caved in, and wonder-stricken I stood upon the brink of a yawning
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+ shaft. I dropped a coal-hod in. It went down, down, down, bounding and
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+ rebounding. In two hours and a quarter that coal-hod came up again. I
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+ caught it and restored it to the angry Grimler. Just think a minute.
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+ The coal-hod went down, faster and faster, till it reached the center
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+ of the earth. There it would stop, were it not for acquired momentum.
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+ Beyond the center its journey was relatively upward, toward the
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+ opposite surface of the globe. So, losing velocity, it went slower and
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+ slower till it reached that surface. Here it came to rest for a second
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+ and then fell back again, eight thousand odd miles, into my hands. Had
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+ I not interfered with it, it would have repeated its journey, time
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+ after time, each trip of shorter extent, like the diminishing
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+ oscillations of a pendulum, till it finally came to eternal rest at
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+ the center of the sphere. I am not slow to give a practical
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+ application to any such grand discovery. My Dun Suppressor was born of
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+ it. A trap, just outside my chamber door: a spring in here: a creditor
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+ on the trap: need I say more?"
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+
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+ "But isn't it a trifle inhuman?" I mildly suggested. "Plunging an
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+ unhappy being into a perpetual journey to and from Kerguellen's Land,
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+ without a moment's warning."
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+
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+ "I give them a chance. When they come up the first time I wait at the
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+ mouth of the shaft with a rope in hand. If they are reasonable and
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+ will come to terms, I fling them the line. If they perish, 'tis their
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+ own fault. Only," he added, with a melancholy smile, "the center is
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+ getting so plugged up with creditors that I am afraid there soon will
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+ be no choice whatever for'em."
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+
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+ By this time I had conceived a high opinion of my tutor's ability. If
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+ anybody could send me waltzing through space at an infinite speed,
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+ Rivarol could do it. I filled my pipe and told him the story. He heard
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+ with grave and patient attention. Then, for full half an hour, he
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+ whiffed away in silence. Finally he spoke.
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+
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+ "The ancient cipher has overreached himself. He has given you a choice
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+ of two problems, both of which he deems insoluble. Neither of them is
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+ insoluble. The only gleam of intelligence Old Cotangent showed was
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+ when he said that squaring the circle was too easy. He was right. It
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+ would have given you your Liebchen in five minutes. I squared the
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+ circle before I discarded pantalets. I will show you the work--but it
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+ would be a digression, and you are in no mood for digressions. Our
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+ first chance, therefore, lies in perpetual motion. Now, my good
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+ friend, I will frankly tell you that, although I have compassed this
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+ interesting problem, I do not choose to use it in your behalf. I too,
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+ Herr Tom, have a heart. The loveliest of her sex frowns upon me. Her
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+ somewhat mature charms are not for Jean Marie Rivarol. She has cruelly
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+ said that her years demand of me filial rather than connubial regard.
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+ Is love a matter of years or of eternity? This question did I put to
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+ the cold, yet lovely Jocasta."
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+
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+ "Jocasta Surd!" I remarked in surprise, "Abscissa's aunt!"
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+
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+ "The same," he said, sadly. "I will not attempt to conceal that upon
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+ the maiden Jocasta my maiden heart has been bestowed. Give me your
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+ hand, my nephew in affliction as in affection!"
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+
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+ Rivarol dashed away a not discreditable tear, and resumed:
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+
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+ "My only hope lies in this discovery of perpetual motion. It will give
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+ me the fame, the wealth. Can Jocasta refuse these? If she can, there
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+ is only the trap-door and--Kerguellen's Land!"
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+
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+ I bashfully asked to see the perpetual-motion machine. My uncle in
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+ affliction shook his head.
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+
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+ "At another time," he said. "Suffice it at present to say, that it is
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+ something upon the principle of a woman's tongue. But you see now why
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+ we must turn in your case to the alternative condition--infinite
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+ speed. There are several ways in which this may be accomplished,
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+ theoretically. By the lever, for instance. Imagine a lever with a very
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+ long and a very short arm. Apply power to the shorter arm which will
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+ move it with great velocity. The end of the long arm will move much
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+ faster. Now keep shortening the short arm and lengthening the long
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+ one, and as you approach infinity in their difference of length, you
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+ approach infinity in the speed of the long arm. It would be difficult
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+ to demonstrate this practically to the professor. We must seek another
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+ solution. Jean Marie will meditate. Come to me in a fortnight. Good-
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+ night. But stop! Have you the money--das Geld?"
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+
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+ "Much more than I need."
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+
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+ "Good! Let us strike hands. Gold and Knowledge; Science and Love. What
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+ may not such a partnership achieve? We go to conquer thee, Abscissa.
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+ Vorwärts!"
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+
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+ When, at the end of a fortnight; I sought Rivarol's chamber, I passed
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+ with some little trepidation over the terminus of the Air Line to
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+ Kerguellen's Land, and evaded the extended arms of the Petty Cash
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+ Adjuster. Rivarol drew a mug of ale for me, and filled himself a
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+ retort of his own peculiar beverage.
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+
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+ "Come," he said at length. "Let us drink success to the TACHYPOMP."
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+
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+ "The TACHYPOMP?"
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+
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+ "Yes. Why not? Tachu, quickly, and pempo, pepompa, to send. May it
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+ send you quickly to your wedding-day. Abscissa is yours. It is done.
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+ When shall we start for the prairies?"
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+
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+ "Where is it?" I asked, looking in vain around the room for any
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+ contrivance which might seem calculated to advance matrimonial
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+ prospects.
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+
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+ "It is here," and he gave his forehead a significant tap. Then he held
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+ forth didactically.
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+
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+ "There is force enough in existence to yield us a speed of sixty miles
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+ a minute, or even more. All we need is the knowledge how to combine
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+ and apply it. The wise man will not attempt to make some great force
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+ yield some great speed. He will keep adding the little force to the
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+ little force, making each little force yield its little speed, until
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+ an aggregate of little forces shall be a great force, yielding an
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+ aggregate of little speeds, a great speed. The difficulty is not in
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+ aggregating the forces; it lies in the corresponding aggregation of
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+ the speeds. One musket ball will go, say a mile. It is not hard to
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+ increase the force of muskets to a thousand, yet the thousand musket
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+ balls will go no farther, and no faster, than the one. You see, then,
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+ where our trouble lies. We cannot readily add speed to speed, as we
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+ add force to force. My discovery is simply the utilization of a
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+ principle which extorts an increment of speed from each increment of
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+ power. But this is the metaphysics of physics. Let us be practical or
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+ nothing.
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+
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+ "When you have walked forward, on a moving train, from the rear car,
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+ toward the engine, did you ever think what you were really doing?"
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+
493
+ "Why, yes, I have generally been going to the smoking car to have a
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+ cigar."
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+
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+ "Tut, tut--not that! I mean, did it ever occur to you on such an
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+ occasion, that absolutely you were moving faster than the train? The
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+ train passes the telegraph poles at the rate of thirty miles an hour,
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+ say. You walk toward the smoking car at the rate of four miles an
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+ hour. Then you pass the telegraph poles at the rate of thirty-four
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+ miles. Your absolute speed is the speed of the engine, plus the speed
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+ of your own locomotion. Do you follow me?"
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+
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+ I began to get an inkling of his meaning, and told him so.
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+
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+ "Very well. Let us advance a step. Your addition to the speed of the
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+ engine is trivial, and the space in which you can exercise it,
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+ limited. Now suppose two stations, A and B, two miles distant by the
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+ track. Imagine a train of platform cars, the last car resting at
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+ station A. The train is a mile long, say. The engine is therefore
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+ within a mile of station B. Say the train can move a mile in ten
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+ minutes. The last car, having two miles to go, would reach B in twenty
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+ minutes, but the engine, a mile ahead, would get there in ten. You
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+ jump on the last car, at A, in a prodigious hurry to reach Abscissa,
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+ who is at B. If you stay on the last car it will be twenty long
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+ minutes before you see her. But the engine reaches B and the fair lady
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+ in ten. You will be a stupid reasoner, and an indifferent lover, if
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+ you don't put for the engine over those platform cars, as fast as your
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+ legs will carry you. You can run a mile, the length of the train, in
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+ ten minutes. Therefore, you reach Abscissa when the engine does, or in
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+ ten minutes--ten minutes sooner than if you had lazily sat down upon
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+ the rear car and talked politics with the brakeman. You have
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+ diminished the time by one half. You have added your speed to that of
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+ the locomotive to some purpose. Nicht wahr?"
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+
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+ I saw it perfectly; much plainer, perhaps, for his putting in the
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+ clause about Abscissa.
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+
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+ He continued, "This illustration, though a slow one, leads up to a
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+ principle which may be carried to any extent. Our first anxiety will
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+ be to spare your legs and wind. Let us suppose that the two miles of
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+ track are perfectly straight, and make our train one platform car, a
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+ mile long, with parallel rails laid upon its top. Put a little dummy
534
+ engine on these rails, and let it run to and fro along the platform
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+ car, while the platform car is pulled along the ground track. Catch
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+ the idea? The dummy takes your place. But it can run its mile much
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+ faster. Fancy that our locomotive is strong enough to pull the
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+ platform car over the two miles in two minutes. The dummy can attain
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+ the same speed. When the engine reaches B in one minute, the dummy,
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+ having gone a mile a-top the platform car, reaches B also. We have so
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+ combined the speeds of those two engines as to accomplish two miles in
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+ one minute. Is this all we can do? Prepare to exercise your
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+ imagination."
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+
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+ I lit my pipe.
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+
547
+ "Still two miles of straight track, between A and B. On the track a
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+ long platform car, reaching from A to within a quarter of a mile of B.
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+ We will now discard ordinary locomotives and adopt as our motive power
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+ a series of compact magnetic engines, distributed underneath the
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+ platform car, all along its length."
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+
553
+ "I don't understand those magnetic engines."
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+
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+ "Well, each of them consists of a great iron horseshoe, rendered
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+ alternately a magnet and not a magnet by an intermittent current of
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+ electricity from a battery, this current in its turn regulated by
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+ clock-work. When the horseshoe is in the circuit, it is a magnet, and
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+ it pulls its clapper toward it with enormous power. When it is out of
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+ the circuit, the next second, it is not a magnet, and it lets the
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+ clapper go. The clapper, oscillating to and fro, imparts a rotatory
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+ motion to a fly wheel, which transmits it to the drivers on the rails.
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+ Such are our motors. They are no novelty, for trial has proved them
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+ practicable.
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+
566
+ "With a magnetic engine for every truck of wheels, we can reasonably
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+ expect to move our immense car, and to drive it along at a speed, say,
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+ of a mile a minute.
569
+
570
+ "The forward end, having but a quarter of a mile to go, will reach B
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+ in fifteen seconds. We will call this platform car number 1. On top of
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+ number 1 are laid rails on which another platform car, number 2, a
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+ quarter of a mile shorter than number 1, is moved in precisely the
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+ same way. Number 2, in its turn, is surmounted by number 3, moving
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+ independently of the tiers beneath, and a quarter of a mile shorter
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+ than number 2. Number 2 is a mile and a half long; number 3 a mile and
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+ a quarter. Above, on successive levels, are number 4, a mile long;
578
+ number 5, three quarters of a mile; number 6, half a mile; number 7, a
579
+ quarter of a mile, and number 8, a short passenger car, on top of
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+ all."
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+
582
+ "Each car moves upon the car beneath it, independently of all the
583
+ others, at the rate of a mile a minute. Each car has its own magnetic
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+ engines. Well, the train being drawn up with the latter end of each
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+ car resting against a lofty bumping-post at A, Tom Furnace, the
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+ gentlemanly conductor, and Jean Marie Rivarol, engineer, mount by a
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+ long ladder to the exalted number 8. The complicated mechanism is set
588
+ in motion. What happens?"
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+
590
+ "Number 8 runs a quarter of a mile in fifteen seconds and reaches the
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+ end of number 7. Meanwhile number 7 has run a quarter of a mile in the
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+ same time and reached the end of number 6; number 6, a quarter of a
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+ mile in fifteen seconds, and reached the end of number 5; number 5,
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+ the end of number 4; number 4, of number 3; number 3, of number 2;
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+ number 2, of number 1. And number 1, in fifteen seconds, has gone its
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+ quarter of a mile along the ground track, and has reached station B.
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+ All this has been done in fifteen seconds. Wherefore, numbers 1, 2, 3,
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+ 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 come to rest against the bumping-post at B, at
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+ precisely the same second. We, in number 8, reach B just when number 1
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+ reaches it. In other words, we accomplish two miles in fifteen
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+ seconds. Each of the eight cars, moving at the rate of a mile a
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+ minute, has contributed a quarter of a mile to our journey, and has
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+ done its work in fifteen seconds. All the eight did their work at
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+ once, during the same fifteen seconds. Consequently we have been
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+ whizzed through the air at the somewhat startling speed of seven and a
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+ half seconds to the mile. This is the Tachypomp. Does it justify the
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+ name?"
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+
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+ Although a little bewildered by the complexity of cars, I apprehended
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+ the general principle of the machine. I made a diagram, and understood
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+ it much better. "You have merely improved on the idea of my moving
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+ faster than the train when I was going to the smoking car?"
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+
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+ "Precisely. So far we have kept within the bounds of the practicable.
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+ To satisfy the professor, you can theorize in something after this
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+ fashion: If we double the number of cars, thus decreasing by one half
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+ the distance which each has to go, we shall attain twice the speed.
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+ Each of the sixteen cars will have but one eighth of a mile to go. At
619
+ the uniform rate we have adopted, the two miles can be done in seven
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+ and a half instead of fifteen seconds. With thirty-two cars, and a
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+ sixteenth of a mile, or twenty rods difference in their length, we
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+ arrive at the speed of a mile in less than two seconds; with sixty-
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+ four cars, each travelling but ten rods, a mile under the second. More
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+ than sixty miles a minute! If this isn't rapid enough for the
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+ professor, tell him to go on, increasing the number of his cars and
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+ diminishing the distance each one has to run. If sixty-four cars yield
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+ a speed of a mile inside the second, let him fancy a Tachypomp of six
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+ hundred and forty cars, and amuse himself calculating the rate of car
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+ number 640. Just whisper to him that when he has an infinite number of
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+ cars with an infinitesimal difference in their lengths, he will have
631
+ obtained that infinite speed for which he seems to yearn. Then demand
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+ Abscissa."
633
+
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+ I wrung my friend's hand in silent and grateful admiration. I could
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+ say nothing.
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+
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+ "You have listened to the man of theory," he said proudly. "You shall
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+ now behold the practical engineer. We will go to the west of the
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+ Mississippi and find some suitably level locality. We will erect
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+ thereon a model Tachypomp. We will summon thereunto the professor, his
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+ daughter, and why not his fair sister Jocasta, as well? We will take
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+ them a journey which shall much astonish the venerable Surd. He shall
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+ place Abscissa's digits in yours and bless you both with an algebraic
644
+ formula. Jocasta shall contemplate with wonder the genius of Rivarol.
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+ But we have much to do. We must ship to St. Joseph the vast amount of
646
+ material to be employed in the construction of the Tachypomp. We must
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+ engage a small army of workmen to effect that construction, for we are
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+ to annihilate time and space. Perhaps you had better see your
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+ bankers."
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+
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+ I rushed impetuously to the door. There should be no delay. "Stop!
652
+ stop! Um Gottes Willen, stop!" shrieked Rivarol. "I launched my
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+ butcher this morning and I haven't bolted the-"
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+
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+ But it was too late. I was upon the trap. It swung open with a crash,
656
+ and I was plunged down, down, down! I felt as if I were falling
657
+ through illimitable space. I remember wondering, as I rushed through
658
+ the darkness, whether I should reach Kerguellen's Land or stop at the
659
+ center. It seemed an eternity. Then my course was suddenly and
660
+ painfully arrested.
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+
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+ I opened my eyes. Around me were the walls of Professor Surd's study.
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+ Under me was a hard, unyielding plane which I knew too well was
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+ Professor Surd's study floor. Behind me was the black, slippery,
665
+ haircloth chair which had belched me forth, much as the whale served
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+ Jonah. In front of me stood Professor Surd himself, looking down with
667
+ a not unpleasant smile.
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+
669
+ "Good evening, Mr. Furnace. Let me help you up. You look tired, sir.
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+ No wonder you fell asleep when I kept you so long waiting. Shall I get
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+ you a glass of wine? No? By the way, since receiving your letter I
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+ find that you are a son of my old friend, Judge Furnace. I have made
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+ inquiries, and see no reason why you should not make Abscissa a good
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+ husband."
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+
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+ Still I can see no reason why the Tachypomp should not have succeeded.
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+ Can you?
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+
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+ *** section-2
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+
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+ THE SOUL SPECTROSCOPE
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+
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+ The Singular Materialism of a Progressive Thinker
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+
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+
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+ PROFESSOR TYNDALL'S VIEWS MORE THAN JUSTIFIED BY THE EXPERIMENTS
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+ OF THE CELEBRATED PROFESSOR DUMMKOPT OF BOSTON, MASS.
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+
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+ BOSTON, December 13--Professor Dummkopf, a German gentleman of
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+ education and ingenuity, at present residing in this city, is engaged
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+ on experiments which, if successful, will work a great change both in
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+ metaphysical science and in the practical relationships of life.
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+
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+ The professor is firm in the conviction that modern science has
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+ narrowed down to almost nothing the border territory between the
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+ material and the immaterial. It may be some time, he admits, before
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+ any man shall be able to point his finger and say with authority,
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+ "Here mind begins; here matter ends." It may be found that the
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+ boundary line between mina and matter is as purely imaginary as the
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+ equator that divides the northern from the southern hemisphere. It may
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+ be found that mind is essentially objective as is matter, or that
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+ matter is as entirely Subjective as is mind. It may be that there is
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+ no matter except as conditioned in mind. It may be that there is no
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+ mind except as conditioned in matter. Professor Dummkopf's views upon
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+ this broad topic are interesting, although somewhat bewildering. I can
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+ cordially recommend the great work in nine volumes,
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+ Koerperliehegelswissenschaft, to any reader who may be inclined to
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+ follow up the subject. The work can undoubtedly be obtained in the
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+ original Leipzig edition through any responsible importer of foreign
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+ books.
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+
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+ Great as is the problem suggested above, Professor Dummkopf has no
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+ doubt whatever that it will be solved, and at no distant day. He
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+ himself has taken a masterly stride toward a solution by the brilliant
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+ series of experiments I am about to describe. He not only believes
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+ with Tyndall that matter contains the promise and potency of all life,
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+ but he believes that every force, physical, intellectual, and moral,
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+ may be resolved into matter, formulated in terms of matter, and
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+ analyzed into its constituent forms of matter; that motion is matter,
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+ mind is matter, law is matter, and even that abstract relations of
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+ mathematical abstractions are purely material.
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+
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+ PHOTOGRAPHING SMELL
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+
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+ In accordance with an invitation extended to me at the last meeting of
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+ the Radical Club--an organization, by the way, which is doing a noble
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+ work in extending our knowledge of the Unknowable--I dallied yesterday
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+ at Professor Dummkopf's rooms in Joy Street, at the West End. I found
729
+ the professor in his apartment on the upper floor, busily engaged in
730
+ an attempt to photograph smell.
731
+
732
+ "You see," he said, as he stirred up a beaker from which strongly
733
+ marked fumes of sulphuretied hydrogen were arising and filling the
734
+ room, "you see that, having demonstrated the objectiveness of
735
+ sensation, it has now become my privilege and easy task to show that
736
+ the phenomena of sensation are equally material. Hence I am attempting
737
+ to photograph smell."
738
+
739
+ The professor then darted behind a camera which was leveled upon the
740
+ vessel in which the suffocating fumes were generated and busied
741
+ himself awhile with the plate.
742
+
743
+ A disappointed look stole over his face as he brought the negative to
744
+ the light and examined it anxiously. "Not yet, not yet!" he said
745
+ sadly, "but patience and improved appliances will finally bring it.
746
+ The trouble is in my tools, you see, and not in my theory. I did fancy
747
+ the other day that I obtained a distinctly marked negative from the
748
+ odor of a hot onion stew, and the thought has cheered me ever since.
749
+ But it's bound to come. I tell you, my worthy friend, the actinic ray
750
+ wasn't made for nothing. Could you accommodate me with a dollar and a
751
+ quarter to buy some more collodion?"
752
+
753
+ THE BOTTLE THEORY OF SOUND
754
+
755
+ I expressed my cheerful readiness to be banker to genius.
756
+
757
+ "Thanks," said the professor, pocketing the scrip and resuming his
758
+ position at the camera. "When I have pictorially captured smell, the
759
+ most palpable of the senses, the next thing will be to imprison
760
+ sound--vulgarly speaking, to bottle it. Just think a moment. Force is
761
+ as imperishable as matter; indeed, as I have been somewhat successful
762
+ in showing, it is matter. Now, when a sound wave is once started, it
763
+ is only lost through an indefinite extension of its circumference.
764
+ Catch that sound wave, sir! Catch it in a bottle, then its
765
+ circumference cannot extend. You may keep the sound wave forever if
766
+ you will only keep it corked up tight. The only difficulty is in
767
+ bottling it in the first place. I shall attend to the details of that
768
+ operation just as soon as I have managed to photograph the confounded
769
+ rotten-egg smell of sulphydric acid."
770
+
771
+ The professor stirred up the offensive mixture with a glass rod, and
772
+ continued:
773
+
774
+ "While my object in bottling sound is mainly scientific, I must
775
+ confess that I see in success in that direction a prospect of
776
+ considerable pecuniary profit. I shall be prepared at no distant day
777
+ to put operas in quart bottles, labeled and assorted, and contemplate
778
+ a series of light and popular airs in ounce vials at prices to suit
779
+ the times. You know very well that it costs a ten-dollar bill now to
780
+ take a lady to hear Martha or Mignon, rendered in first-class style.
781
+ By the bottle system, the same notes may be heard in one's own parlor
782
+ at a comparatively trifling expense. I could put the operas into the
783
+ market at from eighty cents to a dollar a bottle. For oratorios and
784
+ symphonies I should use demijohns, and the cost would of course be
785
+ greater. I don't think that ordinary bottles would hold Wagner's
786
+ music. It might be necessary to employ carboys. Sir, if I were of the
787
+ sanguine habit of you Americans, I should say that there were millions
788
+ in it. Being a phlegmatic Teuton, accustomed to the precision and
789
+ moderation of scientific language, I will merely say that in the
790
+ success of my experiments with sound I see a comfortable income, as
791
+ well as great renown.
792
+
793
+ A SCIENTIFIC MARVEL
794
+
795
+ By this time the professor had another negative, but an eager
796
+ examination of it yielded nothing more satisfactory than before. He
797
+ sighed and continued:
798
+
799
+ "Having photographed smell and bottled sound, I shall proceed to a
800
+ project as much higher than this as the reflective faculties are
801
+ higher than the perceptive, as the brain is more exalted than the ear
802
+ or nose.
803
+
804
+ "I am perfectly satisfied that elements of mind are just as
805
+ susceptible of detection and analysis as elements of matter. Why, mind
806
+ is matter.
807
+
808
+ "The soul spectroscope, or, as it will better be known, Dummkopf's
809
+ duplex self-registering soul spectroscope, is based on the broad fact
810
+ that whatever is material may be analyzed and determined by the
811
+ position of the Frauenhofer lines upon the spectrum. If soul is
812
+ matter, soul may thus be analyzed and determined. Place a subject
813
+ under the light, and the minute exhalations or emanations proceeding
814
+ from his soul--and these exhalations or emanations are, of course,
815
+ matter--will be represented by their appropriate symbols upon the face
816
+ of a properly arranged spectroscope.
817
+
818
+ "This, in short, is my discovery. How I shall arrange the
819
+ spectroscope, and how I shall locate the subject with reference to the
820
+ light is of course my secret. I have applied for a patent. I shall
821
+ exploit the instrument and its practical workings at the Centennial.
822
+ Till then I must decline to enter into any more explicit description
823
+ of the invention."
824
+
825
+ THE IMPORTANCE OF THE DISCOVERY
826
+
827
+ "What will be the bearing of your great discovery in its practical
828
+ workings?"
829
+
830
+ "I can go so far as to give you some idea of what those practical
831
+ workings are. The effect of the soul spectroscope upon everyday
832
+ affairs will be prodigious, simply prodigious. All lying, deceit,
833
+ double dealing, hypocrisy, will be abrogated under its operation. It
834
+ will bring about a millennium of truth and sincerity.
835
+
836
+ "A few practical illustrations. No more bell punches on the horse
837
+ railroad. The superintendent, with a smattering of scientific
838
+ knowledge and one of my soul spectroscopes in his office, will examine
839
+ with the eye of infallible science every applicant for the position of
840
+ conductor and will determine by the markings on his spectrum whether
841
+ there is dishonesty in his soul, and this as readily as the chemist
842
+ decides whether there is iron in a meteorolite or hydrogen in Saturn's
843
+ ring.
844
+
845
+ "No more courts, judges, or juries. Hereafter justice will be
846
+ represented with both eyes wide open and with one of my duplex self-
847
+ registering soul spectroscopes in her right hand. The inmost nature of
848
+ the accused will be read at a glance and he will be acquitted,
849
+ imprisoned for thirty days, or hung, just as the Frauenhofer lines
850
+ which lay bare his soul may determine.
851
+
852
+ "No more official corruption or politicians' lies. The important
853
+ element in every campaign will be one of my soul spectroscopes, and it
854
+ will effect the most radical, and, at the same time, the most
855
+ practicable of civil service reforms.
856
+
857
+ "No more young stool pigeons in tall towers. No man will subscribe for
858
+ a daily newspaper until a personal inspection of its editor's soul by
859
+ means of one of my spectroscopes has convinced him that he is paying
860
+ for truth, honest conviction, and uncompromising independence, rather
861
+ than for the false utterances of a hired conscience and a bought
862
+ judgment.
863
+
864
+ "No more unhappy marriages. The maiden will bring her glibly promising
865
+ lover to me before she accepts or rejects his proposal, and I shall
866
+ tell her whether his spectrum exhibits the markings of pure love,
867
+ constancy, and tenderness, or of sordid avarice, vacillating
868
+ affections, and post-nuptial cruelty. I shall be the angel with
869
+ shining sword (or rather spectroscope] who shall attend Hymen and
870
+ guard the entrance to his paradise.
871
+
872
+ "No more shame. If anything be wanting in the character of a mean, no
873
+ amount of brazen pretension on his part can place the missing line in
874
+ his spectrum. If anything is lacking in him, it will be lacking there.
875
+ I found by a long series of experiments upon the imperfectly
876
+ constituted minds of the patients in the lunatic asylum at Taunton-"
877
+
878
+ "Then you have been at Taunton?"
879
+
880
+ "Yes. For two years I pursued my studies among the unfortunate inmates
881
+ of that institution. Not exactly as a patient myself, you understand,
882
+ but as a student of the phenomena of morbid intellectual developments.
883
+ But I see I am wearying you, and I must resume my photography before
884
+ this stuff stops smelling. Come again."
885
+
886
+ Having bid the professor farewell and wished him abundant success in
887
+ his very interesting experiments, I went home and read again for the
888
+ thirty-ninth time Professor Tyndall's address at Belfast.
889
+
890
+ *** section-3
891
+
892
+ THE MAN WITHOUT A BODY
893
+
894
+ On a shelf in the old Arsenal Museum, in the Central Park, in the
895
+ midst of stuffed hummingbirds, ermines, silver foxes, and bright-
896
+ colored parakeets, there is a ghastly row of human heads. I pass by
897
+ the mummied Peruvian, the Maori chief, and the Flathead Indian to
898
+ speak of a Caucasian head which has had a fascinating interest to me
899
+ ever since it was added to the grim collection a little more than a
900
+ year ago.
901
+
902
+ I was struck with the Head when I first saw it. The pensive
903
+ intelligence of the features won me. The face is remarkable, although
904
+ the nose is gone, and the nasal fossae are somewhat the worse for
905
+ wear. The eyes are likewise wanting, but the empty orbs have an
906
+ expression of their own. The parchmenty skin is so shriveled that the
907
+ teeth show to their roots in the jaws. The mouth has been much
908
+ affected by the ravages of decay, but what mouth there is displays
909
+ character. It seems to say: "Barring certain deficiencies in my
910
+ anatomy, you behold a man of parts!" The features of the Head are of
911
+ the Teutonic cast, and the skull is the skull of a philosopher. What
912
+ particularly attracted my attention, however, was the vague
913
+ resemblance which this dilapidated countenance bore to some face which
914
+ had at some time been familiar to me--some face which lingered in my
915
+ memory, but which I could not place.
916
+
917
+ After all, I was not greatly surprised, when I had known the Head for
918
+ nearly a year, to see it acknowledge our acquaintance and express its
919
+ appreciation of friendly interest on my part by deliberately winking
920
+ at me as I stood before its glass case.
921
+
922
+ This was on a Trustees' Day, and I was the only visitor in the hall.
923
+ The faithful attendant had gone to enjoy a can of beer with his
924
+ friend, the superintendent of the monkeys.
925
+
926
+ The Head winked a second time, and even more cordially than before. I
927
+ gazed upon its efforts with the critical delight of an anatomist. I
928
+ saw the masseter muscle flex beneath the leathery skin. I saw the play
929
+ of the glutinators, and the beautiful lateral movement of the internal
930
+ playtsyma. I knew the Head was trying to speak to me. I noted the
931
+ convulsive twitchings of the risorius and the zygomatie major, and
932
+ knew that it was endeavoring to smile.
933
+
934
+ "Here," I thought, "is either a case of vitality long after
935
+ decapitation, or, an instance of reflex action where there is no
936
+ diastaltic or excitor-motory system. In either case the phenomenon is
937
+ unprecedented, and should be carefully observed. Besides, the Head is
938
+ evidently well disposed toward me." I found a key on my bunch which
939
+ opened the glass door.
940
+
941
+ "Thanks," said the Head. "A breath of fresh air is quite a treat."
942
+
943
+ "How do you feel?" I asked politely. "How does it seem without a
944
+ body?"
945
+
946
+ The Head shook itself sadly and sighed. "I would give," it said,
947
+ speaking through its ruined nose, and for obvious reasons using chest
948
+ tones sparingly, "I would give both ears for a single leg. My ambition
949
+ is principally ambulatory, and yet I cannot walk. I cannot even hop or
950
+ waddle. I would fain travel, roam, promenade, circulate in the busy
951
+ paths of men, but I am chained to this accursed shelf. I am no better
952
+ off than these barbarian heads--I, a man of science! I am compelled to
953
+ sit here on my neck and see sandpipers and storks all around me, with
954
+ legs and to spare. Look at that infernal little Oedieneninus longpipes
955
+ over there. Look at that miserable gray-headed porphyric. They have no
956
+ brains, no ambition, no yearnings. Yet they have legs, legs, legs, in
957
+ profusion." He cast an envious glance across the alcove at the
958
+ tantalizing limbs of the birds in question and added gloomily, "There
959
+ isn't even enough of me to make a hero for one of Wilkie Collins's
960
+ novels."
961
+
962
+ I did not exactly know how to console him in so delicate a manner, but
963
+ ventured to hint that perhaps his condition had its compensations in
964
+ immunity from corns and the gout.
965
+
966
+ "And as to arms," he went on, "there's another misfortune for you! I
967
+ am unable to brush away the flies that get in here--Lord knows how--in
968
+ the summertime. I cannot reach over and cuff that confounded Chinook
969
+ mummy that sits there grinning at me like a jack-in-the-box. I cannot
970
+ scratch my head or even blow my nose (his nose!) decently when I get
971
+ cold in this thundering draft. As to eating and drinking, I don't
972
+ care. My soul is wrapped up in science. Science is my bride, my
973
+ divinity. I worship her footsteps in the past and hail the prophecy of
974
+ her future progress. I-"
975
+
976
+ I had heard these sentiments before. In a flash I had accounted for
977
+ the familiar look which had haunted me ever since I first saw the
978
+ Head. "Pardon me," I said, "you are the celebrated Professor
979
+ Dummkopf?"
980
+
981
+ "That is, or was, my name," he replied, with dignity.
982
+
983
+ "And you formerly lived in Boston, where you carried on scientific
984
+ experiments of startling originality. It was you who first discovered
985
+ how to photograph smell, how to bottle music, how to freeze the aurora
986
+ borealis. It was you who first applied spectrW analysis to Mind."
987
+
988
+ "Those were some of my minor achievements," said the Head, sadly
989
+ nodding itself--"small when compared with my final invention, the
990
+ grand discovery which was at the same time my greatest triumph and my
991
+ ruin. I lost my Body in an experiment."
992
+
993
+ "How was that?" I asked. "I had not heard."
994
+
995
+ "No," said the Head. "I being alone and friendless, my disappearance
996
+ was hardly noticed. I will tell you."
997
+
998
+ There was a sound upon the stairway. "Hush!" cried the Head. "Here
999
+ comes somebody. We must not be discovered. You must dissemble."
1000
+
1001
+ I hastily closed the door of the glass case, locking it just in time
1002
+ to evade the vigilance of the returning keeper, and dissembled by
1003
+ pretending to examine, with great interest, a nearby exhibit.
1004
+
1005
+ On the next Trustees' Day I revisited the museum and gave the keeper
1006
+ of the Head a dollar on the pretense of purchasing information in
1007
+ regard to the curiosities in his charge. He made the circuit of the
1008
+ hall with me, talking volubly all the while.
1009
+
1010
+ "That there," he said, as we stood before the Head, "is a relic of
1011
+ morality presented to the museum fifteen months ago. The head of a
1012
+ notorious murderer guillotined at Paris in the last century, sir."
1013
+
1014
+ I fancied that I saw a slight twitching about the corners of Professor
1015
+ Dummkopf's mouth and an almost imperceptible depression of what was
1016
+ once his left eyelid, but he kept his face remarkably well under the
1017
+ circumstances. I dismissed my guide with many thanks for his
1018
+ intelligent services, and, as I had anticipated, he departed forthwith
1019
+ to invest his easily earned dollar in beer, leaving me to pursue my
1020
+ conversation with the Head.
1021
+
1022
+ "Think of putting a wooden-headed idiot like that," said the
1023
+ professor, after I had opened his glass prison, "in charge of a
1024
+ portion, however small, of a man of science--of the inventor of the
1025
+ Telepomp! Paris! Murderer! Last century, indeed!" and the Head shook
1026
+ with laughter until I feared that it would tumble off the shelf.
1027
+
1028
+ "You spoke of your invention, the Telepomp," I suggested.
1029
+
1030
+ "Ah, yes," said the Head, simultaneously recovering its gravity and
1031
+ its center of gravity; "I promised to tell you how I happen to be a
1032
+ Man without a Body. You see that some three or four years ago I
1033
+ discovered the principle of the transmission of sound by electricity.
1034
+ My telephone, as I called it, would have been an invention of great
1035
+ practical utility if I had been spared to introduce it to the public.
1036
+ But, alas-"
1037
+
1038
+ "Excuse the interruption," I said, "but I must inform you that
1039
+ somebody else has recently accomplished the same thing. The telephone
1040
+ is a realized fact."
1041
+
1042
+ "Have they gone any further?" he eagerly asked. "Have they discovered
1043
+ the great secret of the transmission of atoms? In other words, have
1044
+ they accomplished the Telepomp?"
1045
+
1046
+ "I have heard nothing of the kind," I hastened to assure him, "but
1047
+ what do you mean?"
1048
+
1049
+ "Listen," he said. "In the course of my experiments with the telephone
1050
+ I became convinced that the same principle was capable of indefinite
1051
+ expansion. Matter is made up of molecules, and molecules, in their
1052
+ turn, are made up of atoms. The atom, you know, is the unit of being.
1053
+ The molecules differ according to the number and the arrangement of
1054
+ their constituent atoms. Chemical changes are effected by the
1055
+ dissolution of the atoms in the molecules and their rearrangements
1056
+ into molecules of another kind. This dissolution may be accomplished
1057
+ by chemical affinity or by a sufficiently strong electric current. Do
1058
+ you follow me?"
1059
+
1060
+ "Perfectly."
1061
+
1062
+ "Well, then, following out this line of thought, I conceived a great
1063
+ idea. There was no reason why matter could not be telegraphed, or, to
1064
+ be etymologically accurate, 'telepomped.' It was only necessary to
1065
+ effect at one end of the line the disintegration of the molecules into
1066
+ atoms and to convey the vibrations of the chemical dissolution by
1067
+ electricity to the other pole, where a corresponding reconstruction
1068
+ could be effected from other atoms. As all atoms are alike, their
1069
+ arrangement into molecules of the same order, and the arrangement of
1070
+ those molecules into an organization similar to the original
1071
+ organization, would be practically a reproduction of the original. It
1072
+ would be a materialization--not in the sense of the spiritualists'
1073
+ cant, but in all the truth and logic of stern science. Do you still
1074
+ follow me?"
1075
+
1076
+ "It is a little misty," I said, "but I think I get the point. You
1077
+ would telegraph the Idea of the matter, to use the word Idea in
1078
+ Plato's sense."
1079
+
1080
+ "Precisely. A candle flame is the same candle flame although the
1081
+ burning gas is continually changing. A wave on the surface of water is
1082
+ the same wave, although the water composing it is shifting as it
1083
+ moves. A man is the same man although there is not an atom in his body
1084
+ which was there five years before. It is the form, the shape, the
1085
+ Idea, that is essential. The vibrations that give individuality to
1086
+ matter may be transmitted to a distance by wire just as readily as the
1087
+ vibrations that give individuality to sound. So I constructed an
1088
+ instrument by which I could pull down matter, so to speak, at the
1089
+ anode and build it up again on the same plan at the cathode. This was
1090
+ my Telepomp."
1091
+
1092
+ "But in practice--how did the Telepomp work?"
1093
+
1094
+ "To perfection! In my rooms on joy Street, in Boston, I had about five
1095
+ miles of wire. I had no difficulty in sending simple compounds, such
1096
+ as quartz, starch, and water, from one room to another over this five-
1097
+ mile coil. I shall never forget the joy with which I disintegrated a
1098
+ three-cent postage stamp in one room and found it immediately
1099
+ reproduced at the receiving instrument in another. This success with
1100
+ inorganic matter emboldened me to attempt the same thing with a living
1101
+ organism. I caught a cat--a black and yellow cat--and I submitted him
1102
+ to a terrible current from my two-hundred-cup battery. The cat
1103
+ disappeared in a twinkling. I hastened to the next room and, to my
1104
+ immense satisfaction, found Thomas there, alive and purring, although
1105
+ somewhat astonished. It worked like a charm."
1106
+
1107
+ "This is certainly very remarkable."
1108
+
1109
+ "Isn't it? After my experiment with the cat, a gigantic idea took
1110
+ possession of me. If I could send a feline being, why not send a human
1111
+ being? If I could transmit a cat five miles by wire in an instant by
1112
+ electricity, why not transmit a man to London by Atlantic cable and
1113
+ with equal dispatch? I resolved to strengthen my already powerful
1114
+ battery and try the experiment. Like a thorough votary of science, I
1115
+ resolved to try the experiment on myself.
1116
+
1117
+ "I do not like to dwell upon this chapter of my experience," continued
1118
+ the Head, winking at a tear which had trickled down on to his cheek
1119
+ and which I gently wiped away for him with my own pocket handkerchief.
1120
+ "Suffice it that I trebled the cups in my battery, stretched my wire
1121
+ over housetops to my lodgings in Phillips Street, made everything
1122
+ ready, and with a solemn calmness born of my confidence in the theory,
1123
+ placed myself in the receiving instrument of the Telepomp at my Joy
1124
+ Street office. I was as sure that when I made the connection with the
1125
+ battery I would find myself in my rooms in Phillips Street as I was
1126
+ sure of my existence. Then I touched the key that let on the
1127
+ electricity. Alas!"
1128
+
1129
+ For some moments my friend was unable to speak. At last, with an
1130
+ effort, he resumed his narrative.
1131
+
1132
+ "I began to disintegrate at my feet and slowly disappeared under my
1133
+ own eyes. My legs melted away, and then my trunk and arms. That
1134
+ something was wrong, I knew from the exceeding slowness of my
1135
+ dissolution, but I was helpless. Then my head went and I lost all
1136
+ consciousness. According to my theory, my head, having been the last
1137
+ to disappear, should have been the first to materialize at the other
1138
+ end of the wire. The theory was confirmed in fact. I recovered
1139
+ consciousness. I opened my eyes in my Phillips Street apartments. My
1140
+ chin was materializing, and with great satisfaction I saw my neck
1141
+ slowly taking shape. Suddenly, and about at the third cervical
1142
+ vertebra, the process stopped. In a flash I knew the reason. I had
1143
+ forgotten to replenish the cups of my battery with fresh sulphuric
1144
+ acid, and there was not electricity enough to materialize the rest of
1145
+ me. I was a Head, but my body was Lord knows where."
1146
+
1147
+ I did not attempt to offer consolation. Words would have been mockery
1148
+ in the presence of Professor Dummkopf's grief.
1149
+
1150
+ "What matters it about the rest?" he sadly continued. "The house in
1151
+ Phillips Street was full of medical students. I suppose that some of
1152
+ them found my head, and knowing nothing of me or of the Telepomp,
1153
+ appropriated it for purposes of anatomical study. I suppose that they
1154
+ attempted to preserve it by means of some arsenical preparation. How
1155
+ badly the work was done is shown by my defective nose. I suppose that
1156
+ I drifted from medical student to medical student and from anatomical
1157
+ cabinet to anatomical cabinet until some would-be humorist presented
1158
+ me to this collection as a French murderer of the last century. For
1159
+ some months I knew nothing, and when I recovered consciousness I found
1160
+ myself here.
1161
+
1162
+ "Such," added the Head, with a dry, harsh laugh, "is the irony of
1163
+ fate!"
1164
+
1165
+ "Is there nothing I can do for you?" I asked, after a pause.
1166
+
1167
+ "Thank you," the Head replied; "I am tolerably cheerful and resigned.
1168
+ I have lost pretty much all interest in experimental science. I sit
1169
+ here day after day and watch the objects of zoological,
1170
+ ichthyological, ethnological, and conchological interest with which
1171
+ this admirable museum abounds. I don't know of anything you can do for
1172
+ me.
1173
+
1174
+ "Stay," he added, as his gaze fell once more upon the exasperating
1175
+ legs of the Oedienenius longpipes opposite him. "If there is anything
1176
+ I do feel the need of, it is outdoor exercise. Couldn't you manage in
1177
+ some way to take me out for a walk?"
1178
+
1179
+ I confess that I was somewhat staggered by this request, but promised
1180
+ to do what I could. After some deliberation, I formed a plan, which
1181
+ was carried out in the following manner:
1182
+
1183
+ I returned to the museum that afternoon just before the closing hour,
1184
+ and hid myself behind the mammoth sea cow, or Manatus Americanus. The
1185
+ attendant, after a cursory glance through the hall, locked up the
1186
+ building and departed. Then I came boldly forth and removed my friend
1187
+ from his shelf. With a piece of stout twine, I lashed his one or two
1188
+ vertebrae to the headless vertebrae of a skeleton moa. This gigantic
1189
+ and extinct bird of New Zealand is heavy-legged, full-breasted, tall
1190
+ as a man, and has huge, sprawling feet. My friend, thus provided with
1191
+ legs and arms, manifested extraordinary glee. He walked about, stamped
1192
+ his big feet, swung his wings, and occasionally broke forth into a
1193
+ hilarious shuffle. I was obliged to remind him that he must support
1194
+ the dignity of the venerable bird whose skeleton he had borrowed. I
1195
+ despoiled the African lion of his glass eyes, and inserted them in the
1196
+ empty orbits of the Head. I gave Professor Dummkopf a Fiji war lance
1197
+ for a walking stick, covered him with a Sioux blanket, and then we
1198
+ issued forth from the old arsenal into the fresh night air and the
1199
+ moonlight, and wandered arm in arm along the shores of the quiet lake
1200
+ and through the mazy paths of the Ramble.
1201
+
1202
+ *** section-4
1203
+
1204
+ THE ABLEST MAN IN THE WORLD
1205
+
1206
+ I
1207
+
1208
+ It may or may not be remembered that in 1878 General Ignatieff spent
1209
+ several weeks of July at the Badischer Hof in Baden. The public
1210
+ journals gave out that he visited the watering-place for the benefit
1211
+ of his health, said to be much broken by protracted anxiety and
1212
+ responsibility in the service of the Czar. But everybody knew that
1213
+ Ignatieff was just then out of favor at St. Petersburg, and that his
1214
+ absence from the centers of active statecraft at a time when the peace
1215
+ of Europe fluttered like a shuttlecock in the air, between Salisbury
1216
+ and Shouvaloff, was nothing more or less than politely disguised
1217
+ exile.
1218
+
1219
+ I am indebted for the following facts to my friend Fisher, of New
1220
+ York, who arrived at Baden on the day after Ignatieff, and was duly
1221
+ announced in the official list of strangers as "Herr Doctor Professor
1222
+ Fischer, mit Frau Gattin and Bed. Nordamerika."
1223
+
1224
+ The scarcity of titles among the traveling aristocracy of North
1225
+ America is a standing grievance with the ingenious person who compiles
1226
+ the official list. Professional pride and the instincts of hospitality
1227
+ alike impel him to supply the lack whenever he can. He distributes
1228
+ governor, major-general, and doctor professor with tolerable
1229
+ impartiality, according as the arriving Americans wear a
1230
+ distinguished, a martial, or a studious air. Fisher owed his title to
1231
+ his spectacles.
1232
+
1233
+ It was still early in the season. The theatre had not yet opened. The
1234
+ hotels were hardly half full, the concerts in the kiosk at the
1235
+ Conversationshaus were heard by scattering audiences, and the
1236
+ shopkeepers of the bazaar had no better business than to spend their
1237
+ time in bewailing the degeneracy of Baden Baden since an end was put
1238
+ to the play. Few excursionists disturbed the meditations of the
1239
+ shriveled old custodian of the tower on the Mercuriusberg. Fisher
1240
+ found the place very stupid--as stupid as Saratoga in June or Long
1241
+ Branch in September. He was impatient to get to Switzerland, but his
1242
+ wife had contracted a table d'hôte intimacy with a Polish countess,
1243
+ and she positively refused to take any step that would sever so
1244
+ advantageous a connection.
1245
+
1246
+ One afternoon Fisher was standing on one of the little bridges that
1247
+ span the gutter-wide Oosbach, idly gazing into the water and wondering
1248
+ whether a good sized Rangely trout could swim the stream without
1249
+ personal inconvenience, when the porter of the Badischer Hof came to
1250
+ him on the run.
1251
+
1252
+ "Herr Doctor Professorl" cried the porter, touching his cap. "I pray
1253
+ you pardon, but the highborn the Baron Savitch out of Moscow, of the
1254
+ General Ignatieff's suite, suffers himself in a terrible fit, and
1255
+ appears to die."
1256
+
1257
+ In vain Fisher assured the porter that it was a mistake to consider
1258
+ him a medical expert; that he professed no science save that of draw
1259
+ poker; that if a false impression prevailed in the hotel it was
1260
+ through a blunder for which he was in no way responsible; and that,
1261
+ much as he regretted the unfortunate condition of the highborn the
1262
+ baron out of Moscow, he did not feel that his presence in the chamber
1263
+ of sickness would be of the slightest benefit. It was impossible to
1264
+ eradicate the idea that possessed the porter's mind. Finding himself
1265
+ fairly dragged toward the hotel, Fisher at length concluded to make a
1266
+ virtue of necessity and to render his explanations to the baron's
1267
+ friends.
1268
+
1269
+ The Russian's apartments were upon the second floor, not far from
1270
+ those occupied by Fisher. A French valet, almost beside himself with
1271
+ terror, came hurrying out of the room to meet the porter and the
1272
+ doctor professor. Fisher again attempted to explain, but to no
1273
+ purpose. The valet also had explanations to make, and the superior
1274
+ fluency of his French enabled him to monopolize the conversation. No,
1275
+ there was nobody there--nobody but himself, the faithful Auguste of
1276
+ the baron. His Excellency, the General Ignatieff, His Highness, the
1277
+ Prince Koloff, Dr. Rapperschwyll, all the suite, all the world, had
1278
+ driven out that morning to Gernsbach. The baron, meanwhile, had been
1279
+ seized by an effraying malady, and he, Auguste, was desolate with
1280
+ apprehension. He entreated Monsieur to lose no time in parley, but to
1281
+ hasten to the bedside of the baron, who was already in the agonies of
1282
+ dissolution.
1283
+
1284
+ Fisher followed Auguste into the inner room. The Baron, in his boots,
1285
+ lay upon the bed, his body bent almost double by the unrelenting gripe
1286
+ of a distressful pain. His teeth were tightly clenched, and the rigid
1287
+ muscles around the mouth distorted the natural expression of his face.
1288
+ Every few seconds a prolonged groan escaped him. His fine eyes rolled
1289
+ piteously. Anon, he would press both hands upon his abdomen and shiver
1290
+ in every limb in the intensity of his suffering.
1291
+
1292
+ Fisher forgot his explanations. Had he been a doctor professor in
1293
+ fact, he could not have watched the symptoms of the baron's malady
1294
+ with greater interest.
1295
+
1296
+ "Can Monsieur preserve him?" whispered the terrified Auguste.
1297
+
1298
+ "Perhaps," said Monsieur, dryly.
1299
+
1300
+ Fisher scribbled a note to his wife on the back of a card and
1301
+ dispatched it in the care of the hotel porter. That functionary
1302
+ returned with great promptness, bringing a black bottle and a glass.
1303
+ The bottle had come in Fisher's trunk to Baden all the way from
1304
+ Liverpool, had crossed the sea to Liverpool from New York, and had
1305
+ journeyed to New York direct from Bourbon County, Kentucky. Fisher
1306
+ seized it eagerly but reverently, and held it up against the light.
1307
+ There were still three inches or three inches and a half in the
1308
+ bottom. He uttered a grunt of pleasure.
1309
+
1310
+ "There is some hope of saving the Baron," he remarked to Auguste.
1311
+
1312
+ Fully one half of the precious liquid was poured into the glass and
1313
+ administered without delay to the groaning, writhing patient. In a few
1314
+ minutes Fisher had the satisfaction of seeing the baron sit up in bed.
1315
+ The muscles around his mouth relaxed, and the agonized expression was
1316
+ superseded by a look of placid contentment.
1317
+
1318
+ Fisher now had an opportunity to observe the personal characteristics
1319
+ of the Russian baron. He was a young man of about thirty-five, with
1320
+ exceedingly handsome and clear-cut features, but a peculiar head. The
1321
+ peculiarity of his head was that it seemed to be perfectly round on
1322
+ top-that is, its diameter from ear to ear appeared quite equal to its
1323
+ anterior and posterior diameter. The curious effect of this unusual
1324
+ conformation was rendered more striking by the absence of all hair.
1325
+ There was nothing on the baron's head but a tightly fitting skullcap
1326
+ of black silk. A very deceptive wig hung upon one of the bed posts.
1327
+
1328
+ Being sufficiently recovered to recognize the presence of a stranger,
1329
+ Savitch made a courteous bow.
1330
+
1331
+ "How do you find yourself now?" inquired Fisher, in bad French.
1332
+
1333
+ "Very much better, thanks to Monsieur," replied the baron, in
1334
+ excellent English, spoken in a charming voice. "Very much better,
1335
+ though I feel a certain dizziness here." And he pressed his hand to
1336
+ his forehead.
1337
+
1338
+ The valet withdrew at a sign from his master, and was followed by the
1339
+ porter. Fisher advanced to the bedside and took the baron's wrist.
1340
+ Even his unpractised touch told him that the pulse was alarmingly
1341
+ high. He was much puzzled, and not a little uneasy at the turn which
1342
+ the affair had taken. "Have I got myself and the Russian into an
1343
+ infernal scrape?" he thought. "But no--he's well out of his teens, and
1344
+ half a tumbler of such whiskey as that ought not to go to a baby's
1345
+ head."
1346
+
1347
+ Nevertheless, the new symptoms developed themselves with a rapidity
1348
+ and poignancy that made Fisher feel uncommonly anxious. Savitch's face
1349
+ became as white as marble--its paleness rendered startling by the
1350
+ sharp contrast of the black skull cap. His form reeled as he sat on
1351
+ the bed, and he clasped his head convulsively with both hands, as if
1352
+ in terror lest it burst.
1353
+
1354
+ "I had better call your valet," said Fisher, nervously.
1355
+
1356
+ "No, no!" gasped the baron. "You are a medical man, and I shall have
1357
+ to trust you. There is something-wrong-here." With a spasmodic gesture
1358
+ he vaguely indicated the top of his head.
1359
+
1360
+ "But I am not-" stammered Fisher.
1361
+
1362
+ "No words!" exclaimed the Russian, imperiously. "Act at once--there
1363
+ must be no delay. Unscrew the top of my headl"
1364
+
1365
+ Savitch tore off his skullcap and flung it aside. Fisher has no words
1366
+ to describe the bewilderment with which he beheld the actual fabric of
1367
+ the baron's cranium. The skullcap had concealed the fact that the
1368
+ entire top of Savitch's head was a dome of polished silver.
1369
+
1370
+ "Unscrew it!" said Savitch again.
1371
+
1372
+ Fisher reluctantly placed both hands upon the silver skull and exerted
1373
+ a gentle pressure toward the left. The top yielded, turning easily and
1374
+ truly in its threads.
1375
+
1376
+ "Faster!" said the baron, faintly. "I tell you no time must be lost."
1377
+ Then he swooned.
1378
+
1379
+ At this instant there was a sound of voices in the outer room, and the
1380
+ door leading into the baron's bed-chamber was violently flung open and
1381
+ as violently closed. The newcomer was a short, spare man, of middle
1382
+ age, with a keen visage and piercing, deepset little gray eyes. He
1383
+ stood for a few seconds scrutinizing Fisher with a sharp, almost
1384
+ fiercely jealous regard.
1385
+
1386
+ The baron recovered his consciousness and opened his eyes.
1387
+
1388
+ "Dr. Rapperschwyll!" he exclaimed.
1389
+
1390
+ Dr. Rapperschwyll, with a few rapid strides, approached the bed and
1391
+ confronted Fisher and Fisher's patient. "What is all this?" he angrily
1392
+ demanded.
1393
+
1394
+ Without waiting for a reply he laid his hand rudely upon Fisher's arm
1395
+ and pulled him away from the baron. Fisher, more and more astonished,
1396
+ made no resistance, but suffered himself to be led, or pushed, toward
1397
+ the door. Dr. Rapperschwyll opened the door wide enough to give the
1398
+ American exit, and then closed it with a vicious slam. A quick click
1399
+ informed Fisher that the key had been turned in the lock.
1400
+
1401
+ II
1402
+
1403
+ The next morning Fisher met Savitch coming from the Trinkhalle. The
1404
+ baron bowed with cold politeness and passed on. Later in the day a
1405
+ valet de place handed to Fisher a small parcel, with the message: "Dr.
1406
+ Rapperschwyll supposes that this will be sufficient" The parcel
1407
+ contained two gold pieces of twenty marks.
1408
+
1409
+ Fisher gritted his teeth. "He shall have back his forty marks," he
1410
+ muttered to himself, "but I will have his confounded secret in
1411
+ return."
1412
+
1413
+ Then Fisher discovered that even a Polish countess has her uses in the
1414
+ social economy.
1415
+
1416
+ Mrs. Fisher's table d'hôte friend was amiability itself, when
1417
+ approached by Fisher (through Fisher's wife) on the subject of the
1418
+ Baron Savitch of Moscow. Know anything about the Baron Savitch? Of
1419
+ course she did, and about everybody else worth knowing in Europe.
1420
+ Would she kindly communicate her knowledge? Of course she would, and
1421
+ be enchanted to gratify in the slightest degree the charming curiosity
1422
+ of her Americaine. It was quite refreshing for a blasée old woman, who
1423
+ had long since ceased to feel much interest in contemporary men,
1424
+ women, things and events, to encounter one so recently from the
1425
+ boundless prairies of the new world as to cherish a piquant
1426
+ inquisitiveness about the affairs of the grand monde. Ah! yes, she
1427
+ would very willingly communicate the history of the Baron Savitch of
1428
+ Moscow, if that would amuse her dear Americaine.
1429
+
1430
+ The Polish countess abundantly redeemed her promise, throwing in for
1431
+ good measure many choice bits of gossip and scandalous anecdotes about
1432
+ the Russian nobility, which are not relevant to the present narrative.
1433
+ Her story, as summarized by Fisher, was this:
1434
+
1435
+ The Baron Savitch was not of an old creation. There was a mystery
1436
+ about his origin that had never been satisfactorily solved in St.
1437
+ Petersburg or in Moscow. It was said by some that he was a foundling
1438
+ from the Vospitatelnoi Dom. Others believed him to be the
1439
+ unacknowledged son of a certain illustrious personage nearly related
1440
+ to the House of Romanoff. The latter theory was the more probable,
1441
+ since it accounted in a measure for the unexampled success of his
1442
+ career from the day that he was graduated at the University of Dorpat.
1443
+
1444
+ Rapid and brilliant beyond precedent this career had been. He entered
1445
+ the diplomatic service of the Czar, and for several years was attached
1446
+ to the legations at Vienna, London, and Paris. Created a Baron before
1447
+ his twenty-fifth birthday for the wonderful ability displayed in the
1448
+ conduct of negotiations of supreme importance and delicacy with the
1449
+ House of Hapsburg, he became a pet of Gortchakoff's, and was given
1450
+ every opportunity for the exercise of his genius in diplomacy. It was
1451
+ even said in wellinformed circles at St. Petersburg that the guiding
1452
+ mind which directed Russia's course throughout the entire Eastern
1453
+ complication, which planned the campaign on the Danube, effected the
1454
+ combinations that gave victory to the Czar's soldiers, and which
1455
+ meanwhile held Austria aloof, neutralized the immense power of
1456
+ Germany, and exasperated England only to the point where wrath expends
1457
+ itself in harmless threats, was the brain of the young Baron Savitch.
1458
+ It was certain that he had been with Ignatieff at Constantinople when
1459
+ the trouble was first fomented, with Shouvaloff in England at the time
1460
+ of the secret conference agreement, with the Grand Duke Nicholas at
1461
+ Adrianople when the protocol of an armistice was signed, and would
1462
+ soon be in Berlin behind the scenes of the Congress, where it was
1463
+ expected that he would outwit the statesmen of all Europe, and play
1464
+ with Bismarck and Disraeli as a strong man plays with two kicking
1465
+ babies.
1466
+
1467
+ But the countess had concerned herself very little with this handsome
1468
+ young man's achievements in politics. She had been more particularly
1469
+ interested in his social career. His success in that field had been
1470
+ not less remarkable. Although no one knew with positive certainty his
1471
+ father's name, he had conquered an absolute supremacy in the most
1472
+ exclusive circles surrounding the imperial court. His influence with
1473
+ the Czar himself was supposed to be unbounded. Birth apart, he was
1474
+ considered the best parti in Russia. From poverty and by the sheer
1475
+ force of intellect he had won for himself a colossal fortune. Report
1476
+ gave him forty million roubles, and doubtless report did not exceed
1477
+ the fact. Every speculative enterprise which he undertook, and they
1478
+ were many and various, was carried to sure success by the same
1479
+ qualities of cool, unerring judgment, far-reaching sagacity, and
1480
+ apparently superhuman power of organizing, combining, and controlling,
1481
+ which had made him in politics the phenomenon of the age.
1482
+
1483
+ About Dr. Rapperschwyll? Yes, the countess knew him by reputation and
1484
+ by sight. He was the medical man in constant attendance upon the Baron
1485
+ Savitch, whose high-strung mental organization rendered him
1486
+ susceptible to sudden and alarming attacks of illness. Dr.
1487
+ Rapperschwyll was a Swiss-had originally been a watchmaker or artisan
1488
+ of some kind, she had heard. For the rest, he was a commonplace little
1489
+ old man, devoted to his profession and to the baron, and evidently
1490
+ devoid of ambition, since he wholly neglected to turn the
1491
+ opportunities of his position and connections to the advancement of
1492
+ his personal fortunes.
1493
+
1494
+ Fortified with this information, Fisher felt better prepared to
1495
+ grapple with Rapperschwyll for the possession of the secret. For five
1496
+ days he lay in wait for the Swiss physician. On the sixth day the
1497
+ desired opportunity unexpectedly presented itself.
1498
+
1499
+ Half way up the Mercuriusberg, late in the afternoon, he encountered
1500
+ the custodian of the ruined tower, coming down. "No, the tower was not
1501
+ closed. A gentleman was up there, making observations of the country,
1502
+ and he, the custodian, would be back in an hour or two." So Fisher
1503
+ kept on his way.
1504
+
1505
+ The upper part of this tower is in a dilapidated condition. The lack
1506
+ of a stairway to the summit is supplied by a temporary wooden ladder.
1507
+ Fisher's head and shoulders were hardly through the trap that opens to
1508
+ the platform, before he discovered that the man already there was the
1509
+ man whom he sought. Dr. Rapperschwyll was studying the topography of
1510
+ the Black Forest through a pair of field glasses.
1511
+
1512
+ Fisher announced his arrival by an opportune stumble and a noisy
1513
+ effort to recover himself, at the same instant aiming a stealthy kick
1514
+ at the topmost round of the ladder, and scrambling ostentatiously over
1515
+ the edge of the trap. The ladder went down thirty or forty feet with a
1516
+ racket, clattering and banging against the walls of the tower.
1517
+
1518
+ Dr. Rapperschwyll at once appreciated the situation. He turned sharply
1519
+ around, and remarked with a sneer, "Monsieur is unaccountably
1520
+ awkward." Then he scowled and showed his teeth, for he recognized
1521
+ Fisher.
1522
+
1523
+ "It is rather unfortunate," said the New Yorker, with imperturbable
1524
+ coolness. "We shall be imprisoned here a couple of hours at the
1525
+ shortest. Let us congratulate ourselves that we each have intelligent
1526
+ company, besides a charming landscape to contemplate."
1527
+
1528
+ The Swiss coldly bowed, and resumed his topographical studies. Fisher
1529
+ lighted a cigar.
1530
+
1531
+ "I also desire," continued Fisher, puffing clouds of smoke in the
1532
+ direction of the Teufelmfihle, "to avail myself of this opportunity to
1533
+ return forty marks of yours, which reached me, I presume, by a
1534
+ mistake."
1535
+
1536
+ "If Monsieur the American physician was not satisfied with his fee,"
1537
+ rejoined Rapperschwyll, venomously, "he can without doubt have the
1538
+ affair adjusted by applying to the baron's valet."
1539
+
1540
+ Fisher paid no attention to this thrust, but calmly laid the gold
1541
+ pieces upon the parapet, directly under the nose of the Swiss.
1542
+
1543
+ "I could not think of accepting any fee," he said, with deliberate
1544
+ emphasis. "I was abundantly rewarded for my trifling services by the
1545
+ novelty and interest of the case."
1546
+
1547
+ The Swiss scanned the American's countenance long and steadily with
1548
+ his sharp little gray eyes. At length he said, carelessly:
1549
+
1550
+ "Monsieur is a man of science?"
1551
+
1552
+ "Yes," replied Fisher, with a mental reservation in favor of all
1553
+ sciences save that which illuminates and dignifies our national game.
1554
+
1555
+ "Then," continued Dr. Rapperschwyll, "Monsieur will perhaps
1556
+ acknowledge that a more beautiful or more extensive case of trephining
1557
+ has rarely come under his observation."
1558
+
1559
+ Fisher slightly raised his eyebrows.
1560
+
1561
+ "And Monsieur will also understand, being a physician," continued Dr.
1562
+ Rapperschwyll, "the sensitiveness of the baron himself, and of his
1563
+ friends upon the subject. He will therefore pardon my seeming rudeness
1564
+ at the time of his discovery."
1565
+
1566
+ "He is smarter than I supposed," thought Fisher. "He holds all the
1567
+ cards, while I have nothing--nothing, except a tolerably strong nerve
1568
+ when it comes to a game of bluff."
1569
+
1570
+ "I deeply regret that sensitiveness," he continued, aloud, "for it had
1571
+ occurred to me that an accurate account of what I saw, published in
1572
+ one of the scientific journals of England or America, would excite
1573
+ wide attention, and no doubt be received with interest on the
1574
+ Continent."
1575
+
1576
+ "What you saw?" cried the Swiss, sharply. "It is false. You saw
1577
+ nothing--when I entered you had not even removed the-"
1578
+
1579
+ Here he stopped short and muttered to himself, as if cursing his own
1580
+ impetuosity. Fisher celebrated his advantage by tossing away his half-
1581
+ burned cigar and lighting a fresh one.
1582
+
1583
+ "Since you compel me to be frank," Dr. Rapperschwyll went on, with
1584
+ visibly increasing nervousness, "I will inform you that the baron has
1585
+ assured me that you saw nothing. I interrupted you in the act of
1586
+ removing the silver cap."
1587
+
1588
+ "I will be equally frank," replied Fisher, stiffening his face for a
1589
+ final effort. "On that point, the baron is not a competent witness. He
1590
+ was in a state of unconsciousness for some time before you entered.
1591
+ Perhaps I was removing the silver cap when you interrupted me-"
1592
+
1593
+ Dr. Rapperschwyll turned pale.
1594
+
1595
+ "And, perhaps," said Fisher, coolly, "I was replacing it."
1596
+
1597
+ The suggestion of this possibility seemed to strike Rapperschwyll like
1598
+ a sudden thunderbolt from the clouds. His knees parted, and he almost
1599
+ sank to the floor. He put his hands before his eyes, and wept like a
1600
+ child, or, rather, like a broken old man.
1601
+
1602
+ "He will publish it! He will publish it to the court and to the
1603
+ world!" he cried, hysterically. "And at this crisis-"
1604
+
1605
+ Then, by a desperate effort, the Swiss appeared to recover to some
1606
+ extent his self-control. He paced the diameter of the platform for
1607
+ several minutes, with his head bent and his arms folded across the
1608
+ breast. Turning again to his companion, he said:
1609
+
1610
+ "If any sum you may name will-"
1611
+
1612
+ Fisher cut the proposition short with a laugh.
1613
+
1614
+ "Then," said Rapperschwyll, "if-if I throw myself on your generosity--
1615
+ "
1616
+
1617
+ "Well?" demanded Fisher.
1618
+
1619
+ "And ask a promise, on your honor, of absolute silence concerning what
1620
+ you have seen?"
1621
+
1622
+ "Silence until such time as the Baron Savitch shall have ceased to
1623
+ exist?"
1624
+
1625
+ "That will suffice," said Rapperschwyll. "For when he ceases to exist
1626
+ I die. And your conditions?"
1627
+
1628
+ "The whole story, here and now, and without reservation."
1629
+
1630
+ "It is a terrible price to ask me," said Rapperschwyll, "but larger
1631
+ interests than my pride are at stake. You shall hear the story.
1632
+
1633
+ "I was bred a watchmaker," he continued, after a long pause, "in the
1634
+ Canton of Zurich. It is not a matter of vanity when I say that I
1635
+ achieved a marvellous degree of skill in the craft. I developed a
1636
+ faculty of invention that led me into a series of experiments
1637
+ regarding the capabilities of purely mechanical combinations. I
1638
+ studied and improved upon the best automata ever constructed by human
1639
+ ingenuity. Babbage's calculating machine especially interested me. I
1640
+ saw in Babbage's idea the germ of something infinitely more important
1641
+ to the world.
1642
+
1643
+ "Then I threw up my business and went to Paris to study physiology. I
1644
+ spent three years at the Sorbonne and perfected myself in that branch
1645
+ of knowledge. Meanwhile, my pursuits had extended far beyond the
1646
+ purely physical sciences. Psychology engaged me for a time; and then I
1647
+ ascended into the domain of sociology, which, when adequately
1648
+ understood, is the summary and final application of all knowledge.
1649
+
1650
+ "It was after years of preparation, and as the outcome of all my
1651
+ studies, that the great idea of my life, which had vaguely haunted me
1652
+ ever since the Zurich days, assumed at last a well-defined and perfect
1653
+ form."
1654
+
1655
+ The manner of Dr. Rapperschwyll had changed from distrustful
1656
+ reluctance to frank enthusiasm. The man himself seemed transformed.
1657
+ Fisher listened attentively and without interrupting the relation. He
1658
+ could not help fancying that the necessity of yielding the secret, so
1659
+ long and so jealously guarded by the physician, was not entirely
1660
+ distasteful to the enthusiast.
1661
+
1662
+ "Now, attend, Monsieur," continued Dr. Rapperschwyll, "to several
1663
+ separate propositions which may seem at first to have no direct
1664
+ bearing on each other.
1665
+
1666
+ "My endeavors in mechanism had resulted in a machine which went far
1667
+ beyond Babbage's in its powers of calculation. Given the data, there
1668
+ was no limit to the possibilities in this direction. Babbage's
1669
+ cogwheels and pinions calculated logarithms, calculated an eclipse. It
1670
+ was fed with figures, and produced results in figures. Now, the
1671
+ relations of cause and effect are as fixed and unalterable as the laws
1672
+ of arithmetic. Logic is, or should be, as exact a science as
1673
+ mathematics. My new machine was fed with facts, and produced
1674
+ conclusions. In short, it reasoned; and the results of its reasoning
1675
+ were always true, while the results of human reasoning are often, if
1676
+ not always, false. The source of error in human logic is what the
1677
+ philosophers call the `personal equation.' My machine eliminated the
1678
+ personal equation; it proceeded from cause to effect, from premise to
1679
+ conclusion, with steady precision. The human intellect is fallible; my
1680
+ machine was, and is, infallible in its processes.
1681
+
1682
+ "Again, physiology and anatomy had taught me the fallacy of the
1683
+ medical superstition which holds the gray matter of the brain and the
1684
+ vital principle to be inseparable. I had seen men living with pistol
1685
+ balls imbedded in the medulla oblongata. I had seen the hemispheres
1686
+ and the cerebellum removed from the crania of birds and small animals,
1687
+ and yet they did not die. I believed that, though the brain were to be
1688
+ removed from a human skull, the subject would not die, although he
1689
+ would certainly be divested of the intelligence which governed all
1690
+ save the purely involuntary actions of his body.
1691
+
1692
+ "Once more: a profound study of history from the sociological point of
1693
+ view, and a not inconsiderable practical experience of human nature,
1694
+ had convinced me that the greatest geniuses that ever existed were on
1695
+ a plane not so very far removed above the level of average intellect.
1696
+ The grandest peaks in my native country, those which all the world
1697
+ knows by name, tower only a few hundred feet above the countless
1698
+ unnamed peaks that surround them. Napoleon Bonaparte towered only a
1699
+ little over the ablest men around him. Yet that little was everything,
1700
+ and he overran Europe. A man who surpassed Napoleon, as Napoleon
1701
+ surpassed Murat, in the mental qualities which transmute thought into
1702
+ fact, would have made himself master of the whole world.
1703
+
1704
+ "Now, to fuse these three propositions into one: suppose that I take a
1705
+ man, and, by removing the brain that enshrines all the errors and
1706
+ failures of his ancestors away back to the origin of the race, remove
1707
+ all sources of weakness in his future career. Suppose, that in place
1708
+ of the fallible intellect which I have removed, I endow him with an
1709
+ artificial intellect that operates with the certainty of universal
1710
+ laws. Suppose that I launch this superior being, who reasons truly,
1711
+ into the burly burly of his inferiors, who reason falsely, and await
1712
+ the inevitable result with the tranquillity of a philosopher.
1713
+
1714
+ "Monsieur, you have my secret. That is precisely what I have done. In
1715
+ Moscow, where my friend Dr. Duchat had charge of the new institution
1716
+ of St. Vasili for hopeless idiots, I found a boy of eleven whom they
1717
+ called Stépan Borovitch. Since he was born, he had not seen, heard,
1718
+ spoken or thought. Nature had granted him, it was believed, a fraction
1719
+ of the sense of smell, and perhaps a fraction of the sense of taste,
1720
+ but of even this there was no positive ascertainment. Nature had
1721
+ walled in his soul most effectually. Occasional inarticulate
1722
+ murmurings, and an incessant knitting and kneading of the fingers were
1723
+ his only manifestations of energy. On bright days they would place him
1724
+ in a little rocking-chair, in some spot where the sun fell warm, and
1725
+ he would rock to and fro for hours, working his slender fingers and
1726
+ mumbling forth his satisfaction at the warmth in the plaintive and
1727
+ unvarying refrain of idiocy. The boy was thus situated when I first
1728
+ saw him.
1729
+
1730
+ "I begged Stépan Borovitch of my good friend Dr. Duchat. If that
1731
+ excellent man had not long since died he should have shared in my
1732
+ triumph. I took Stépan to my home and plied the saw and the knife. I
1733
+ could operate on that poor, worthless, useless, hopeless travesty of
1734
+ humanity as fearlessly and as recklessly as upon a dog bought or
1735
+ caught for vivisection. That was a little more than twenty years ago.
1736
+ To-day Stépan Borovitch wields more power than any other man on the
1737
+ face of the earth. In ten years he will be the autocrat of Europe, the
1738
+ master of the world. He never errs; for the machine that reasons
1739
+ beneath his silver skull never makes a mistake."
1740
+
1741
+ Fisher pointed downward at the old custodian of the tower, who was
1742
+ seen toiling up the hill.
1743
+
1744
+ "Dreamers," continued Dr. Rapperschwyll, "have speculated on the
1745
+ possibility of finding among the ruins of the older civilizations some
1746
+ brief inscription which shall change the foundations of human
1747
+ knowledge. Wiser men deride the dream, and laugh at the idea of
1748
+ scientific kabbala. The wiser men are fools. Suppose that Aristotle
1749
+ had discovered on a cuneiform-covered tablet at Nineveh the few words,
1750
+ 'Survival of the Fittest' Philosophy would have gained twenty-two
1751
+ hundred years. I will give you, in almost as few words, a truth
1752
+ equally pregnant. The ultimate evolution of the creature is into the
1753
+ creator. Perhaps it will be twenty-two hundred years before the truth
1754
+ finds general acceptance, yet it is not the less a truth. The Baron
1755
+ Savitch is my creature, and I am his creator--creator of the ablest
1756
+ man in Europe, the ablest man in the world.
1757
+
1758
+ "Here is our ladder, Monsieur. I have fulfilled my part of the
1759
+ agreement. Remember yours."
1760
+
1761
+ III
1762
+
1763
+ After a two months' tour of Switzerland and the Italian lakes, the
1764
+ Fishers found themselves at the Hotel Splendide in Paris, surrounded
1765
+ by people from the States. It was a relief to Fisher, after his
1766
+ somewhat bewildering experience at Baden, followed by a surfeit of
1767
+ stupendous and ghostly snow peaks, to be once more among those who
1768
+ discriminated between a straight flush and a crooked straight, and
1769
+ whose bosoms thrilled responsive to his own at the sight of the star-
1770
+ spangled banner. It was particularly agreeable for him to find at the
1771
+ Hotel Splendide, in a party of Easterners who had come over to see the
1772
+ Exposition, Miss Bella Ward, of Portland, a pretty and bright girl,
1773
+ affianced to his best friend in New York.
1774
+
1775
+ With much less pleasure, Fisher learned that the Baron Savitch was in
1776
+ Paris, fresh from the Berlin Congress, and that he was the lion of the
1777
+ hour with the select few who read between the written lines of
1778
+ politics and knew the dummies of diplomacy from the real players in
1779
+ the tremendous game. Dr. Rapperschwyll was not with the baron. He was
1780
+ detained in Switzerland, at the death-bed of his aged mother.
1781
+
1782
+ This last piece of information was welcome to Fisher. The more he
1783
+ reflected upon the interview on the Mercuriusberg, the more strongly
1784
+ he felt it to be his intellectual duty to persuade himself that the
1785
+ whole affair was an illusion, not a reality. He would have been glad,
1786
+ even at the sacrifice of his confidence in his own astuteness, to
1787
+ believe that the Swiss doctor had been amusing himself at the expense
1788
+ of his credulity. But the remembrance of the scene in the baron's
1789
+ bedroom at the Badischer Hof was too vivid to leave the slightest
1790
+ ground for this theory. He was obliged to be content with the thought
1791
+ that he should soon place the broad Atlantic between himself and a
1792
+ creature so unnatural, so dangerous, so monstrously impossible as the
1793
+ Baron Savitch.
1794
+
1795
+ Hardly a week had passed before he was thrown again into the society
1796
+ of that impossible person.
1797
+
1798
+ The ladies of the American party met the Russian baron at a ball in
1799
+ the New Continental Hotel. They were charmed with his handsome face,
1800
+ his refinement of manner, his intelligence and wit. They met him again
1801
+ at the American Minister's, and, to Fisher's unspeakable
1802
+ consternation, the acquaintance thus established began to make rapid
1803
+ progress in the direction of intimacy. Baron Savitch became a frequent
1804
+ visitor at the Hotel Splendide.
1805
+
1806
+ Fisher does not like to dwell upon this period. For a month his peace
1807
+ of mind was rent alternately by apprehension and disgust. He is
1808
+ compelled to admit that the baron's demeanor toward himself was most
1809
+ friendly, although no allusion was made on either side to the incident
1810
+ at Baden. But the knowledge that no good could come to his friends
1811
+ from this association with a being in whom the moral principle had no
1812
+ doubt been supplanted by a system of cog-gear, kept him continually in
1813
+ a state of distraction. He would gladly have explained to his American
1814
+ friends the true character of the Russian, that he was not a man of
1815
+ healthy mental organization, but merely a marvel of mechanical
1816
+ ingenuity, constructed upon a principle subversive of all society as
1817
+ at present constituted--in short, a monster whose very existence must
1818
+ ever be revolting to right-minded persons with brains of honest gray
1819
+ and white. But the solemn promise to Dr. Rapperschwyll sealed his
1820
+ lips.
1821
+
1822
+ A trifling incident suddenly opened his eyes to the alarming character
1823
+ of the situation, and filled his heart with a new horror.
1824
+
1825
+ One evening, a few days before the date designated for the departure
1826
+ of the American party from Havre for home, Fisher happened to enter
1827
+ the private parlor which was, by common consent, the headquarters of
1828
+ his set. At first he thought that the room was unoccupied. Soon he
1829
+ perceived, in the recess of a window, and partly obscured by the
1830
+ drapery of the curtain, the forms of the Baron Savitch and Miss Ward
1831
+ of Portland. They did not observe his entrance. Miss Ward's hand was
1832
+ in the baron's hand, and she was looking up into his handsome face
1833
+ with an expression which Fisher could not misinterpret.
1834
+
1835
+ Fisher coughed, and going to another window, pretended to be
1836
+ interested in affairs on the Boulevard. The couple emerged from the
1837
+ recess. Miss Ward's face was ruddy with confusion, and she immediately
1838
+ withdrew. Not a sign of embarrassment was visible on the baron's
1839
+ countenance. He greeted Fisher with perfect self-possession, and began
1840
+ to talk of the great balloon in the Place du Carrousel.
1841
+
1842
+ Fisher pitied but could not blame the young lady. He believed her
1843
+ still loyal at heart to her New York engagement. He knew that her
1844
+ loyalty could not be shaken by the blandishments of any man on earth.
1845
+ He recognized the fact that she was under the spell of a power more
1846
+ than human. Yet what would be the outcome? He could not tell her all;
1847
+ his promise bound him. It would be useless to appeal to the generosity
1848
+ of the baron; no human sentiments governed his exorable purposes. Must
1849
+ the affair drift on while he stood tied and helpless? Must this
1850
+ charming and innocent girl be sacrificed to the transient whim of an
1851
+ automaton? Allowing that the baron's intentions were of the most
1852
+ honorable character, was the situation any less horrible? Marry a
1853
+ Machine! His own loyalty to his friend in New York, his regard for
1854
+ Miss Ward, alike loudly called on him to act with promptness.
1855
+
1856
+ And, apart from all private interest, did he not owe a plain duty to
1857
+ society, to the liberties of the world? Was Savitch to be permitted to
1858
+ proceed in the career laid out for him by his creator, Dr.
1859
+ Rapperschwyll? He (Fisher) was the only man in the world in a position
1860
+ to thwart the ambitious programme. Was there ever greater need of a
1861
+ Brutus?
1862
+
1863
+ Between doubts and fears, the last days of Fisher's stay in Paris were
1864
+ wretched beyond description. On the morning of the steamer day he had
1865
+ almost made up his mind to act.
1866
+
1867
+ The train for Havre departed at noon, and at eleven o'clock the Baron
1868
+ Savitch made his appearance at the Hotel Splendide to bid farewell to
1869
+ his American friends. Fisher watched Miss Ward closely. There was a
1870
+ constraint in her manner which fortified his resolution. The baron
1871
+ incidentally remarked that he should make it his duty and pleasure to
1872
+ visit America within a very few months, and that he hoped then to
1873
+ renew the acquaintances now interrupted. As Savitch spoke, Fisher
1874
+ observed that his eyes met Miss Ward's, while the slightest possible
1875
+ blush colored her cheeks. Fisher knew that the case was desperate, and
1876
+ demanded a desperate remedy.
1877
+
1878
+ He now joined the ladies of the party in urging the baron to join them
1879
+ in the hasty lunch that was to precede the drive to the station.
1880
+ Saviteh gladly accepted the cordial invitation. Wine he politely but
1881
+ firmly declined, pleading the absolute prohibition of his physician.
1882
+ Fisher left the room for an instant, and returned with the black
1883
+ bottle which had figured in the Baden episode.
1884
+
1885
+ "The Baron," he said, "has already expressed his approval of the
1886
+ noblest of our American products, and he knows that this beverage has
1887
+ good medical endorsement." So saying, he poured the remaining contents
1888
+ of the Kentucky bottle into a glass, and presented it to the Russian.
1889
+
1890
+ Saviteh hesitated. His previous experience with the nectar was at the
1891
+ same time a temptation and a warning, yet he did not wish to seem
1892
+ discourteous. A chance remark from Miss Ward decided him.
1893
+
1894
+ "The baron," she said, with a smile, "will certainly not refuse to
1895
+ wish us bon voyage in the American fashion."
1896
+
1897
+ Savitch drained the glass and the conversation turned to other
1898
+ matters. The carriages were already below. The parting comphments were
1899
+ being made, when Savitch suddenly pressed his hands to his forehead
1900
+ and clutched at the back of a chair. The ladies gathered around him in
1901
+ alarm.
1902
+
1903
+ "It is nothing," he said faintly; "a temporary dizziness."
1904
+
1905
+ "There is no time to be lost," said Fisher, pressing forward. "The
1906
+ train leaves in twenty minutes. Get ready at once, and I will
1907
+ meanwhile attend to our friend."
1908
+
1909
+ Fisher hurriedly led the baron to his own bedroom. Savitch fell back
1910
+ upon the bed. The Baden symptoms repeated themselves. In two minutes
1911
+ the Russian was unconscious.
1912
+
1913
+ Fisher looked at his watch. He had three minutes to spare. He turned
1914
+ the key in the lock of the door and touched the knob of the electric
1915
+ annunciator.
1916
+
1917
+ Then, gaining the mastery of his nerves by one supreme effort for
1918
+ self-control, Fisher pulled the deceptive wig and the black skullcap
1919
+ from the baron's head. "Heaven forgive me if I am making a fearful
1920
+ mistake!" he thought. But I believe it to be best for ourselves and
1921
+ for the world." Rapidly, but with a steady hand, he unscrewed the
1922
+ silver dome. The Mechanism lay exposed before his eyes. The baron
1923
+ groaned. Ruthlessly Fisher tore out the wondrous machine. He had no
1924
+ time and no inclination to examine it. He caught up a newspaper and
1925
+ hastily enfolded it. He thrust the bundle into his open traveling bag.
1926
+ Then he screwed the silver top firmly upon the baron's head, and
1927
+ replaced the skullcap and the wig.
1928
+
1929
+ All this was done before the servant answered the bell. "The Baron
1930
+ Savitch is ill," said Fisher to the attendant, when he came. "There is
1931
+ no cause for alarm. Send at once to the Hotel de l'Athénée for his
1932
+ valet, Auguste." In twenty seconds Fisher was in a cab, whirling
1933
+ toward the Station St. Lazare.
1934
+
1935
+ When the steamship Pereire was well out at sea, with Ushant five
1936
+ hundred miles in her wake, and countless fathoms of water beneath her
1937
+ keel, Fisher took a newspaper parcel from his traveling bag. His teeth
1938
+ were firm set and his lips rigid. He carried the heavy parcel to the
1939
+ side of the ship and dropped it into the Atlantic. It made a little
1940
+ eddy in the smooth water, and sank out of sight. Fisher fancied that
1941
+ he heard a wild, despairing cry, and put his hands to his ears to shut
1942
+ out the sound. A gull came circling over the steamer--the cry may have
1943
+ been the gull's.
1944
+
1945
+ Fisher felt a light touch upon his arm. He turned quickly around. Miss
1946
+ Ward was standing at his side, close to the rail.
1947
+
1948
+ "Bless me, how white you are!" she said. "What in the world have you
1949
+ been doing?"
1950
+
1951
+ "I have been preserving the liberties of two continents," slowly
1952
+ replied Fisher, "and perhaps saving your own peace of mind."
1953
+
1954
+ "Indeed!" said she; "and how have you done that?"
1955
+
1956
+ "I have done it," was Fisher's grave answer, "by throwing overboard
1957
+ the Baron Savitch."
1958
+
1959
+ Miss Ward burst into a ringing laugh. "You are sometimes too droll,
1960
+ Mr. Fisher," she said.
1961
+
1962
+ *** section-5
1963
+
1964
+ THE SENATOR'S DAUGHTER
1965
+
1966
+ I THE SMALL GOLD BOX
1967
+
1968
+ On the evening of the fourth of March, year of grace nineteen hundred
1969
+ and thirty-seven, Mr. Daniel Webster Wanlee devoted several hours to
1970
+ the consummation of a rather elaborate toilet. That accomplished, he
1971
+ placed himself before a mirror and critically surveyed the results of
1972
+ his patient art.
1973
+
1974
+ The effect appeared to give him satisfaction. In the glass he beheld a
1975
+ comely young man of thirty, something under the medium stature,
1976
+ faultlessly attired in evening dress. The face was a perfect oval, the
1977
+ complexion delicate, the features refined. The high cheekbones and a
1978
+ slight elevation of the outer corners of the eyes, the short upper
1979
+ lip, from which drooped a slender but aristocratic mustache, the
1980
+ tapered fingers of the hand, and the remarkably small feet, confined
1981
+ tonight in dancing pumps of polished red morocco, were all
1982
+ unmistakable heirlooms of a pure Mongolian ancestry. The long, stiff,
1983
+ black hair, brushed straight back from the forehead, fell in profusion
1984
+ over the neck and shoulders. Several rich decorations shone on the
1985
+ breast of the black broadcloth coat. The knickerbocker breeches were
1986
+ tied at the knees with scarlet ribbons. The stockings were of a
1987
+ flowered silk. Mr. Wanlee's face sparked with intelligent good sense;
1988
+ his figure poised itself before the glass with easy grace.
1989
+
1990
+ A soft, distinct utterance, filling the room yet appearing to proceed
1991
+ from no particular quarter, now attracted Mr. Wanlee's attention. He
1992
+ at once recognized the voice of his friend, Mr. Walsingham Brown.
1993
+
1994
+ "How are we off for time, old fellow?"
1995
+
1996
+ "It's getting late," replied Mr. Wanlee, without turning his face from
1997
+ the mirror. "You had better come over directly."
1998
+
1999
+ In a very few minutes the curtains at the entrance to Mr. Wanlee's
2000
+ apartments were unceremoniously pulled open, and Mr. Walsingham Brown
2001
+ strode in. The two friends cordially shook hands.
2002
+
2003
+ "How is the honorable member from the Los Angeles district?" inquired
2004
+ the newcomer gaily. "And what is there new in Washington society?
2005
+ Prepared to conquer tonight, I see. What's all this? Red ribbons and
2006
+ flowered silk hose! Ah, Wanlee. I thought you had outgrown these
2007
+ frivolities!"
2008
+
2009
+ The faintest possible blush appeared on Mr. Daniel Webster Wanlee's
2010
+ cheeks. "It is cool tonight?" he asked, changing the subject.
2011
+
2012
+ "Infernally cold," replied his friend. "I wonder you have no snow
2013
+ here. It is snowing hard in New York. There were at least three inches
2014
+ on the ground just now when I took the Pneumatic."
2015
+
2016
+ "Pull an easy chair up to the thermo-electrode," said the Mongolian.
2017
+ "You must get the New York climate thawed out of your joints if you
2018
+ expect to waltz creditably. The Washington women are critical in that
2019
+ respect."
2020
+
2021
+ Mr. Walsingham Brown pushed a comfortable chair toward a sphere of
2022
+ shining platinum that stood on a crystal pedestal in the center of the
2023
+ room. He pressed a silver button at the base, and the metal globe
2024
+ began to glow incandescently. A genial warmth diffused itself through
2025
+ the apartment. "That feels good," said Mr. Walsingham Brown, extending
2026
+ both hands to catch the heat from the thermo-electrode.
2027
+
2028
+ "By the way," he continued, "you haven't accounted to me yet for the
2029
+ scarlet bows. What would your constituents say if they saw you thus--
2030
+ you, the impassioned young orator of the Pacific slope; the thoughtful
2031
+ student of progressive statesmanship; the mainstay and hope of the
2032
+ Extreme Left; the thorn in the side of conservative Vegetarianism; the
2033
+ bete noire of the whole Indo-European gang--you, in knee ribbons and
2034
+ florid extensions, like a club man at a fashionable Harlem hop, or a-"
2035
+
2036
+ Mr. Brown interrupted himself with a hearty but goodnatured laugh.
2037
+
2038
+ Mr. Wanlee seemed ill at ease. He did not reply to his friend's
2039
+ raillery. He cast a stealthy glance at his knees in the mirror, and
2040
+ then went to one side of the room, where an endless strip of printed
2041
+ paper, about three feet wide, was slowly issuing from between
2042
+ noiseless rollers and falling in neat folds into a willow basket
2043
+ placed on the floor to receive it. Mr. Wanlee bent his head over the
2044
+ broad strip of paper and began to read attentively.
2045
+
2046
+ "You take the Contemporaneous News, I suppose," said the other.
2047
+
2048
+ "No, I prefer the Interminable Intelligencer," replied Mr. Wanlee.
2049
+ "The Contemporaneous is too much of my own way of thinking. Why should
2050
+ a sensible man ever read the organ of his own party? How much wiser it
2051
+ is to keep posted on what your political opponents think and say."
2052
+
2053
+ "Do you find anything about the event of the evening?"
2054
+
2055
+ "The ball has opened," said Mr. Wanlee, "and the floor of the Capitol
2056
+ is already crowded. Let me see," he continued, beginning to read
2057
+ aloud: "'The wealth, the beauty, the chivalry, and the brains of the
2058
+ nation combine to lend unprecedented luster to the Inauguration Ball,
2059
+ and the brilliant success of the new Administration is assured beyond
2060
+ all question.'"
2061
+
2062
+ "That is encouraging logic," Mr. Brown remarked.
2063
+
2064
+ "'President Trimbelly has just entered the rotunda, escorting his
2065
+ beautiful and stately wife, and accompanied by ex-President Riley,
2066
+ Mrs. Riley, and Miss Norah Riley. The illustrious group is of course
2067
+ the cynosure of all eyes. The utmost cordiality prevails among
2068
+ statesmen of all shades of opinion. For once, bitter political
2069
+ animosities seem to have been laid aside with the ordinary habiliments
2070
+ of everyday wear. Conspicuous among the guests are some of the most
2071
+ distinguished radicals of the opposition. Even General Quong, the
2072
+ defeated Mongol-Vegetarian candidate, is now proceeding across the
2073
+ rotunda, leaning on the arm of the Chinese ambassador, with the
2074
+ evident intention of paying his compliments to his successful rival.
2075
+ Not the slightest trace of resentment or hostility is visible upon his
2076
+ strongly marked Asiatic features.'
2077
+
2078
+ "The hero of the Battle of Cheyenne can afford to be magnanimous,"
2079
+ remarked Mr. Wanlee, looking up from the paper.
2080
+
2081
+ "True," said Mr. Walsingham Brown, warmly. "The noble old hoodlum
2082
+ fighter has settled forever the question of the equality of your race.
2083
+ The presidency could have added nothing to his fame."
2084
+
2085
+ Mr. Wanlee went on reading: "'The toilets of the ladies are charming.
2086
+ Notable among those which attract the reportorial eye are the peacock
2087
+ feather train of the Princess Hushyida; the mauve-'"
2088
+
2089
+ "Cut that," suggested Mr. Brown. "We shall see for ourselves
2090
+ presently. And give me a dinner, like a good fellow. It occurs to me
2091
+ that I have eaten nothing for fifteen days."
2092
+
2093
+ The Honorable Mr. Wanlee drew from his waistcoat pocket a small gold
2094
+ box, oval in form. He pressed a spring and the lid flew open. Then he
2095
+ handed the box to his friend. It contained a number of little gray
2096
+ pastilles, hardly larger than peas. Mr. Brown took one between his
2097
+ thumb and forefinger and put it into his mouth. "Thus do I satisfy
2098
+ mine hunger," he said, "or, to borrow the language of the opposition
2099
+ orators, thus do I lend myself to the vile and degrading practice,
2100
+ subversive of society as at present constituted, and outraging the
2101
+ very laws of nature."
2102
+
2103
+ Mr. Wanlee was paying no attention. With eager gaze he was again
2104
+ scanning the columns of the Interminable Intelligencer. As if
2105
+ involuntarily, he read aloud: "'-Secretary Quimby and Mrs. Quimby,
2106
+ Count Schneeke, the Austrian ambassador, Mrs. Hoyette and the Misses
2107
+ Hoyette of New York, Senator Newton of Massachusetts, whose arrival
2108
+ with his lovely daughter is causing no small sensation-'"
2109
+
2110
+ He paused, stammering, for he became aware that his friend was
2111
+ regarding him earnestly. Coloring to the roots of his hair, he
2112
+ affected indifference and began to read again: "'Senator Newton of
2113
+ Massachusetts, whose arrival with his lovely-"'
2114
+
2115
+ "I think, my dear boy," said Mr. Walsingham Brown, with a smile, "that
2116
+ it is high time for us to proceed to the Capitol."
2117
+
2118
+ II THE BALL AT THE CAPITOL
2119
+
2120
+ Through a brilliant throng of happy men and charming women, Mr. Wanlee
2121
+ and his friend made their way into the rotunda of the Capitol.
2122
+ Accustomed as they both were to the spectacular efforts which society
2123
+ arranged for its own delectation, the young men were startled by the
2124
+ enchantment of the scene before them. The dingy historical panorama
2125
+ that girds the rotunda was hidden behind a wall of flowers. The
2126
+ heights of the dome were not visible, for beneath that was a temporary
2127
+ interior dome of red roses and white lilies, which poured down from
2128
+ the concavity a continual and almost oppressive shower of fragrance.
2129
+ From the center of the floor ascended to the height of forty or fifty
2130
+ feet a single jet of water, rendered intensely luminous by the newly
2131
+ discovered hydrolectric process, and flooding the room with a light
2132
+ ten times brighter than daylight, yet soft and grateful as the light
2133
+ of the moon. The air pulsated with music, for every flower in the dome
2134
+ overhead gave utterance to the notes which Ratibolial, in the
2135
+ conservatoire at Paris, was sending across the Atlantic from the
2136
+ vibrant tip of his baton.
2137
+
2138
+ The friends had hardly reached the center of the rotunda, where the
2139
+ hydrolectric fountain threw aloft its jet of blazing water, and where
2140
+ two opposite streams of promenaders from the north and the south wings
2141
+ of the Capitol met and mingled in an eddy of polite humanity, before
2142
+ Mr. Walsingham Brown was seized and led off captive by some of his
2143
+ Washington acquaintances.
2144
+
2145
+ Wanlee pushed on, scarcely noticing his friend's defection. He
2146
+ directed his steps wherever the crowd seemed thickest, casting ahead
2147
+ and on either side of him quick glances of inquiry, now and then
2148
+ exchanging bows with people whom he recognized, but pausing only once
2149
+ to enter into conversation. That was when he was accosted by General
2150
+ Quong, the leader of the MongolVegetarian party and the defeated
2151
+ candidate for President in the campaign of 1936. The veteran spoke
2152
+ familiarly to the young congressman and detained him only a moment.
2153
+ "You are looking for somebody, Wanlee," said General Quong, kindly. "I
2154
+ see it in your eyes. I grant you leave of absence."
2155
+
2156
+ Mr. Wanlee proceeded down the long corridor that leads to the Senate
2157
+ chamber, and continued there his eager search. Disappointed, he turned
2158
+ back, retraced his steps to the rotunda, and went to the other
2159
+ extremity of the Capitol. The Hall of Representatives was reserved for
2160
+ the dancers. From the great clock above the Speaker's desk issued the
2161
+ music of a waltz, to the rhythm of which several hundred couples were
2162
+ whirling over the polished floor.
2163
+
2164
+ Wanlee stood at the door, watching the couples as they moved before
2165
+ him in making the circuit of the hall. Presently his eyes began to
2166
+ sparkle. They were resting upon the beautiful face and supple figure
2167
+ of a girl in white satin, who waltzed in perfect form with a young
2168
+ man, apparently an Italian. Wanlee advanced a step or two, and at the
2169
+ same instant the lady became aware of his presence. She said a word to
2170
+ her partner, who immediately relinquished her waist.
2171
+
2172
+ "I have been expecting you this age," said the girl, holding out her
2173
+ hand to Wanlee. "I am delighted that you have come."
2174
+
2175
+ "Thank you, Miss Newton," said Wanlee.
2176
+
2177
+ "You may retire, Francesco," she continued, turning to the young man
2178
+ who had just been her partner. "I shall not need you again."
2179
+
2180
+ The young man addressed as Francesco bowed respectfully and departed
2181
+ without a word.
2182
+
2183
+ "Let us not lose this lovely waltz," said Miss Newton, putting her
2184
+ hand upon Wanlee's shoulder. "It will be my first this evening."
2185
+
2186
+ "Then you have not danced?" asked Wanlee, as they glided off together.
2187
+
2188
+ "No, Daniel," said Miss Newton, "I haven't danced with any gentlemen."
2189
+
2190
+ The Mongolian thanked her with a smile.
2191
+
2192
+ "I have made good use of Francesco, however," she went on. "What a
2193
+ blessing a competent protectional partner is! Only think, our
2194
+ grandmothers, and even our mothers, were obliged to sit dismally
2195
+ around the walls waiting the pleasure of their high and mighty-"
2196
+
2197
+ She paused suddenly, for a shade of annoyance had fallen upon her
2198
+ partner's face. "Forgive me," she whispered, her head almost upon his
2199
+ shoulder. "Forgive me if I have wounded you. You know, love, that I
2200
+ would not-"
2201
+
2202
+ "I know it," he interrupted. "You are too good and too noble to let
2203
+ that weigh a feather's weight in your estimation of the Man. You never
2204
+ pause to think that my mother and my grandmother were not accustomed
2205
+ to meet your mother and your grandmother in society--for the very
2206
+ excellent reason," he continued, with a little bitterness in his tone,
2207
+ "that my mother had her hands full in my father's laundry in San
2208
+ Francisco, while my grandmother's social ideas hardly extended beyond
2209
+ the cabin of our ancestral san-pan on the Yangtze Kiang. You do not
2210
+ care for that. But there are others-'
2211
+
2212
+ They waltzed on for some time in silence, he, thoughtful and moody,
2213
+ and she, sympathetically concerned.
2214
+
2215
+ "And the senator; where is he tonight?" asked Wanlee at last.
2216
+
2217
+ "Papa!" said the girl, with a frightened little glance over her
2218
+ shoulder. "Oh! Papa merely made his appearance here to bring me and
2219
+ because it was expected of him. He has gone home to work on his
2220
+ tiresome speech against the vegetables."
2221
+
2222
+ "Do you think," asked Wanlee, after a few minutes, whispering the
2223
+ words very slowly and very low, "that the senator has any suspicion?"
2224
+
2225
+ It was her turn now to manifest embarrassment. "I am very sure," she
2226
+ replied, "that Papa has not the least idea in the world of it all. And
2227
+ that is what worries me. I constantly feel that we are walking
2228
+ together on a volcano. I know that we are right, and that heaven means
2229
+ it to be just as it is; yet, I cannot help trembling in my happiness.
2230
+ You know as well as I do the antiquated and absurd notions that still
2231
+ prevail in Massachusetts, and that Papa is a conservative among the
2232
+ conservatives. He respects your ability, that I discovered long ago.
2233
+ Whenever you speak in the House, he reads your remarks with great
2234
+ attention. I think," she continued with a forced laugh, "that your
2235
+ arguments bother him a good deal."
2236
+
2237
+ "This must have an end, Clara," said the Chinaman, as the music ceased
2238
+ and the waltzers stopped. "I cannot allow you to remain a day longer
2239
+ in an equivocal position. My honor and your own peace of mind require
2240
+ that there shall be an explanation to your father. Have you the
2241
+ courage to stake all our happiness on one bold move?"
2242
+
2243
+ "I have courage," frankly replied the girl, "to go with you before my
2244
+ father and tell him all. And furthermore," she continued, slightly
2245
+ pressing his arm and looking into his face with a charming blush, "I
2246
+ have courage even beyond that."
2247
+
2248
+ "You beloved little Puritanl" was his reply.
2249
+
2250
+ As they passed out of the Hall of Representatives, they encountered
2251
+ Mr. Walsingham Brown with Miss Hoyette of New York. The New York lady
2252
+ spoke cordially to Miss Newton, but recognized Wanlee with a rather
2253
+ distant bow. Wanlee's eyes sought and met those of his friend. "I may
2254
+ need your counsel before morning," he said in a low voice.
2255
+
2256
+ "All right, my dear fellow," said Mr. Brown. "Depend on me." And the
2257
+ two couples separated.
2258
+
2259
+ The Mongolian and his Massachusetts sweetheart drifted with the tide
2260
+ into the supper room. Both were preoccupied with their own thoughts.
2261
+ Almost mechanically, Wanlee led his companion to a corner of the
2262
+ supper room and established her in a seat behind a screen of
2263
+ palmettos, sheltered from the observation of the throne.
2264
+
2265
+ "It is nice of you to bring me here," said the girl, "for I am hungry
2266
+ after our waltz."
2267
+
2268
+ Intimate as their souls had become, this was the first time that she
2269
+ had ever asked him for food. It was an innocent and natural request,
2270
+ yet Wanlee shuddered when he heard it, and bit his under lip to
2271
+ control his agitation. He looked from behind the palmettos at the
2272
+ tables heaped with delicate viands and surrounded by men, eagerly
2273
+ pressing forward to obtain refreshment for the ladies in their care.
2274
+ Wanlee shuddered again at the spectacle. After a momentary hesitation
2275
+ he returned to Miss Newton, seated himself beside her, and taking her
2276
+ hand in his, began to speak deliberately and earnestly.
2277
+
2278
+ "Clara," he said, "I am going to ask you for a final proof of your
2279
+ affection. Do not start and look alarmed, but hear me patiently. If,
2280
+ after hearing me, you still bid me bring you a pâté, or the wing of a
2281
+ fowl, or a salad, or even a plate of fruit, I will do so, though it
2282
+ wrench the heart in my bosom. But first listen to what I have to say."
2283
+
2284
+ "Certainly I will listen to all you have to say," she replied.
2285
+
2286
+ "You know enough of the political theories that divide parties," he
2287
+ went on, nervously examining the rings on her slender fingers, "to be
2288
+ aware that what I conscientiously believe to be true is very different
2289
+ from what you have been educated to believe."
2290
+
2291
+ "I know," said Miss Newton, "that you are a Vegetarian and do not
2292
+ approve the use of meat. I know that you have spoken eloquently in the
2293
+ House on the right of every living being to protection in its life,
2294
+ and that that is the theory of your party. Papa says that it is
2295
+ demagogy--that the opposition parade an absurd and sophistical theory
2296
+ in order to win votes and get themselves into office. Still, I know
2297
+ that a great many excellent people, friends of ours in Massachusetts,
2298
+ are coming to believe with you, and, of course, loving you as I do, I
2299
+ have the firmest faith in the honesty of your convictions. You are not
2300
+ a demagogue, Daniel. You are above pandering to the radicalism of the
2301
+ rabble. Neither my father nor all the world could make me think the
2302
+ contrary."
2303
+
2304
+ Mr. Daniel Webster Wanlee squeezed her hand and went on:
2305
+
2306
+ "Living as you do in the most ultra-conservative of circles, dear
2307
+ Clara, you have had no opportunity to understand the tremendous
2308
+ significance and force of the movement that is now sweeping over the
2309
+ land, and of which I am a very humble representative. It is something
2310
+ more than a political agitation; it is an upheaval and reorganization
2311
+ of society on the basis of science and abstract right. It is fit and
2312
+ proper that I, belonging to a race that has only been emancipated and
2313
+ enfranchised by the march of time, should stand in the advance guard--
2314
+ in the forlorn hope, it may be--of the new revolution."
2315
+
2316
+ His flaming eyes were now looking directly into hers. Although a
2317
+ little troubled by his earnestness, she could not hide her proud
2318
+ satisfaction in his manly bearing.
2319
+
2320
+ "We believe that every animal is born free and equal," he said. "That
2321
+ the humblest polyp or the most insignificant mollusk has an equal
2322
+ right with you or me to life and the enjoyment of happiness. Why, are
2323
+ we not all brothers? Are we not all children of a common evolution?
2324
+ What are we human animals but the more favored members of the great
2325
+ family? Is Senator Newton of Massachusetts further removed in
2326
+ intelligence from the Australian bushman, than the Australian bushman
2327
+ or the Flathead Indian is removed from the ox which Senator Newton
2328
+ orders slain to yield food for his family? Have we a right to take the
2329
+ paltriest life that evolution has given? Is not the butchery of an ox
2330
+ or of a chicken murder--nay, fratricide--in the view of absolute
2331
+ justice? Is it not cannibalism of the most repulsive and cowardly sort
2332
+ to prey upon the flesh of our defenseless brother animals, and to
2333
+ sacrifice their lives and rights to an unnatural appetite that has no
2334
+ foundation save in the habit of long ages of barbarian selfishness?"
2335
+
2336
+ "I have never thought of these things," said Miss Clara, slowly.
2337
+ "Would you elevate them to the suffrage--I mean the ox and the chicken
2338
+ and the baboon?"
2339
+
2340
+ "There speaks the daughter of the senator from Massachusetts," cried
2341
+ Wanlee. "No, we would not give them the suffrage--at least, not at
2342
+ present. The right to live and enjoy life is a natural, an inalienable
2343
+ right. The right to vote depends upon conditions of society and of
2344
+ individual intelligence. The ox, the chicken, the baboon are not yet
2345
+ prepared for the ballot. But they are voters in embryo; they are
2346
+ struggling up through the same process that our own ancestors
2347
+ underwent, and it is a crime, an unnatural, horrible thing, to cut off
2348
+ their career, their future, for the sake of a meal!"
2349
+
2350
+ "Those are noble sentiments, I must admit," said Miss Newton, with
2351
+ considerable enthusiasm.
2352
+
2353
+ "They are the sentiments of the Mongol-Vegetarian party," said Wanlee.
2354
+ "They will carry the country in 1940, and elect the next President of
2355
+ the United States."
2356
+
2357
+ "I admire your earnestness," said Miss Newton after a pause, "and I
2358
+ will not grieve you by asking you to bring me even so much as a
2359
+ chicken wing. I do not think I could eat it now, with your words still
2360
+ in my ears. A little fruit is all that I want."
2361
+
2362
+ "Once more," said Wanlee, taking the tall girl's hand again, "I must
2363
+ request you to consider. The principles, my dearest, that I have
2364
+ already enunciated are the principles of the great mass of our party.
2365
+ They are held even by the respectable, easygoing, not oversensitive
2366
+ voters such as constitute the bulk of every political organization.
2367
+ But there are a few of us who stand on ground still more advanced. We
2368
+ do not expect to bring the laggards up to our line for years, perhaps
2369
+ in our lifetime. We simply carry the accepted theory to its logical
2370
+ conclusions and calmly await ultimate results."
2371
+
2372
+ "And what is your ground, pray?" she inquired. "I cannot see how
2373
+ anything could be more dreadfully radical--that is, more bewildering
2374
+ and generally upsetting at first sight--than the ground which you just
2375
+ took."
2376
+
2377
+ "If what I have said is true, and I believe it to be true, then how
2378
+ can we escape including the Vegetable Kingdom in our proclamation of
2379
+ emancipation from man's tyranny? The tree, the plant, even the fungus,
2380
+ have they not individual life, and have they not also the right to
2381
+ live?"
2382
+
2383
+ "But how--"
2384
+
2385
+ "And indeed," continued the Chinaman, not noticing the interruption,
2386
+ "who can say where vegetable life ends and animal life begins? Science
2387
+ has tried in vain to draw the boundary line. I hold that to uproot a
2388
+ potato is to destroy an existence certainly, although perhaps remotely
2389
+ akin to ours. To pluck a grape is to maim the living vine; and to
2390
+ drink the juice of that grape is to outrage consanguinity. In this
2391
+ broad, elevated view of the matter it becomes a duty to refrain from
2392
+ vegetable food. Nothing less than the vital principal itself becomes
2393
+ the test and tie of universal brotherhood. 'All living things are born
2394
+ free and equal, and have a right to existence and the enjoyment of
2395
+ existence.' Is not that a beautiful thought?"
2396
+
2397
+ "It is a beautiful thought," said the maiden. "But-I know you will
2398
+ think me dreadfully cold, and practical, and unsympathetic--but how
2399
+ are we to live? Have we no right, too, to existence? Must we starve to
2400
+ death in order to establish the theoretical right of vegetables not to
2401
+ be eaten?"
2402
+
2403
+ "My dear love," said Wanlee, "that would be a serious and perplexing
2404
+ question, had not the latest discovery of science already solved it
2405
+ for us."
2406
+
2407
+ He took from his waistcoat pocket the small gold box, scarcely larger
2408
+ than a watch, and opened the cover. In the palm of her white hand he
2409
+ placed one of the little pastilles.
2410
+
2411
+ "Eat it," said he. "It will satisfy your hunger."
2412
+
2413
+ She put the morsel into her mouth. "I would do as you bade me," she
2414
+ said, "even if it were poison."
2415
+
2416
+ "It is not poison," he rejoined. "It is nourishment in the only
2417
+ rational form."
2418
+
2419
+ "But it is tasteless; almost without substance."
2420
+
2421
+ "Yet it will support life for from eighteen to twenty-five days. This
2422
+ little gold box holds food enough to afford all subsistence to the
2423
+ entire Seventy-sixth Congress for a month."
2424
+
2425
+ She took the box and curiously examined its contents.
2426
+
2427
+ "And how long would it support my life--for more than a year,
2428
+ perhaps?"
2429
+
2430
+ "Yes, for more than ten--more than twenty years."
2431
+
2432
+ "I will not bore you with chemical and physiological facts," continued
2433
+ Wanlee, "but you must know that the food which we take, in whatever
2434
+ form, resolves itself into what are called proximate principles--
2435
+ starch, sugar, oleine, flurin, albumen, and so on. These are selected
2436
+ and assimilated by the organs of the body, and go to build up the
2437
+ necessary tissues. But all these proximate principles, in their turn,
2438
+ are simply combinations of the ultimate chemical elements, chiefly
2439
+ carbon, nitrogen, hydrogen, and oxygen. It is upon these elements that
2440
+ we depend for sustenance. By the old plan we obtained them indirectly.
2441
+ They passed from the earth and the air into the grass; from the grass
2442
+ into the muscular tissues of the ox; and from the beef into our own
2443
+ persons, loaded down and encumbered by a mass of useless, irrelevant
2444
+ matter. The German chemists have discovered how to supply the needed
2445
+ elements in compact, undiluted form--here they are in this little box.
2446
+ Now shall mankind go direct to the fountainhead of nature for his
2447
+ aliment; now shall the old roundabout, cumbrous, inhuman method be at
2448
+ an end; now shall the evils of gluttony and the attendant vices cease;
2449
+ now shall the brutal murdering of fellow animals and brother
2450
+ vegetables forever stop--now shall all this be, since the new, holy
2451
+ cause has been consecrated by the lips I love!"
2452
+
2453
+ He bent and kissed those lips. Then he suddenly looked up and saw Mr.
2454
+ Walsingham Brown standing at his elbow.
2455
+
2456
+ "You are observed--compromised, I fear," said Mr. Brown, hurriedly.
2457
+ "That Italian dancer in your employ, Miss Newton, has been following
2458
+ you like a hound. I have been paying him the same gracious attention.
2459
+ He has just left the Capitol post haste. I fear there may be a scene."
2460
+
2461
+ The brave girl, with clear eyes, gave her Mongolian lover a look worth
2462
+ to him a year of life. "There shall be no scene," she said; "we will
2463
+ go at once to my father, Daniel, and bear ourselves the tale which
2464
+ Francesco would carry."
2465
+
2466
+ The three left the Capitol without delay. At the head of Pennsylvania
2467
+ Avenue they entered a great building, lighted up as brilliantly as the
2468
+ Capitol itself. An elevator took them down toward the bowels of the
2469
+ earth. At the fourth landing they passed from the elevator into a
2470
+ small carriage, luxuriously upholstered. Mr. Walsingham Brown touched
2471
+ an ivory knob at the end of the conveyance. A man in uniform presented
2472
+ himself at the door.
2473
+
2474
+ "To Boston," said Mr. Walsingham Brown.
2475
+
2476
+ III THE FROZEN BRIDE
2477
+
2478
+ The senator from Massachusetts sat in the library of his mansion on
2479
+ North Street at two o'clock in the morning. An expression of
2480
+ astonishment and rage distorted his pale, cold features. The pen had
2481
+ dropped from his fingers, blotting the last sentences written upon the
2482
+ manuscript of his great speech--for Senator Newton still adhered to
2483
+ the ancient fashion of recording thought. The blotted sentences were
2484
+ these:
2485
+
2486
+ "The logic of events compels us to acknowledge the political equality
2487
+ of those Asiatic invaders--shall I say conquerors?--of our Indo-
2488
+ European institutions. But the logic of events is often repugnant to
2489
+ common sense, and its conclusions abhorrent to patriotism and right.
2490
+ The sword has opened for them the way to the ballot box; but, Mr.
2491
+ President, and I say it deliberately, no power under heaven can unlock
2492
+ for these aliens the sacred approaches to our homes and hearts!"
2493
+
2494
+ Beside the senator stood Francesco, the professional dancer. His face
2495
+ wore a smile of malicious triumph.
2496
+
2497
+ "With the Chinaman? Miss Newton--my daughter?" gasped the senator. "I
2498
+ do not believe you. It is a lie."
2499
+
2500
+ "Then come to the Capitol, Your Excellency, and see it with your own
2501
+ eyes," said the Italian.
2502
+
2503
+ The door was quickly opened and Clara Newton entered the room,
2504
+ followed by the Honorable Mr. Wanlee and his friend.
2505
+
2506
+ "There is no need of making that excursion, Papa," said the girl. "You
2507
+ can see it with your own eyes here and now. Francesco, leave the
2508
+ house!"
2509
+
2510
+ The senator bowed with forced politeness to Mr. Walsingbam Brown. Of
2511
+ the presence of Wanlee he took not the slightest notice.
2512
+
2513
+ Senator Newton attempted to laugh. "This is a pleasantry, Clara," he
2514
+ said; "a practical jest, designed by yourself and Mr. Brown for my
2515
+ midnight diversion. It is a trifle unseasonable."
2516
+
2517
+ "It is no jest," replied his daughter, bravely. She then went up to
2518
+ Wanlee and took his hand in hers. "Papa," she said, "this is a
2519
+ gentleman of whom you already know something. He is our equal in
2520
+ station, in intellect, and in moral worth. He is in every way worthy
2521
+ of my friendship and your esteem. Will you listen to what he has to
2522
+ say to you? Will you, Papa?"
2523
+
2524
+ The senator laughed a short, hard laugh, and turned to Mr. Walsingham
2525
+ Brown. "I have no communication to make to the member of the lower
2526
+ branch," said he. "Why should he have any communication to make to
2527
+ me?"
2528
+
2529
+ Miss Newton put her arm around the waist of the young Chinaman and led
2530
+ him squarely in front of her father. "Because," she said, in a voice
2531
+ as firm and clear as the note of a silver bell "-because I love him."
2532
+
2533
+ In recalling with Wanlee the circumstances of this interview, Mr.
2534
+ Walsingham Brown said long afterward, "She glowed for a moment like
2535
+ the platinum of your thermo-electrode."
2536
+
2537
+ "If the member from California," said Senator Newton, without changing
2538
+ the tone of his voice, and still continuing to address himself to Mr.
2539
+ Brown, "has worked upon the sentimentality of this foolish child, that
2540
+ is her misfortune, and mine. It cannot be helped now. But if the
2541
+ member from California presumes to hope to profit in the least by his
2542
+ sinister operations, or to enjoy further opportunities for pursuing
2543
+ them, the member from California deceives himself."
2544
+
2545
+ So saying he turned around in his chair and began to write on his
2546
+ great speech.
2547
+
2548
+ "I come," said Wanlee slowly, now speaking for the first time, "as an
2549
+ honorable man to ask of Senator Newton the hand of his daughter in
2550
+ honorable marriage. Her own consent has already been given."
2551
+
2552
+ "I have nothing further to say," said the Senator, once more turning
2553
+ his cold face toward Mr. Brown. Then he paused an instant, and added
2554
+ with a sting, "I am told that the member from California is a prophet
2555
+ and apostle of Vegetable Rights. Let him seek a cactus in marriage. He
2556
+ should wed on his own level."
2557
+
2558
+ Wanlee, coloring at the wanton insult, was about to leave the room. A
2559
+ quick sign from Miss Newton arrested him.
2560
+
2561
+ "But I have something further to say," she cried with spirit. "Listen,
2562
+ Father; it is this. If Mr. Wanlee goes out of the house without a word
2563
+ from you--a word such as is due him from you as a gentleman and as my
2564
+ father--I go with him to be his wife before the sun rises!"
2565
+
2566
+ "Go if you will, girl," the senator coldly replied. "But first consult
2567
+ with Mr. Walsingham Brown, who is a lawyer and a gentleman, as to the
2568
+ tenor and effect of the Suspended Animation Act."
2569
+
2570
+ Miss Newton looked inquiringly from one face to another. The words had
2571
+ no meaning to her. Her lover turned suddenly pale and clutched at the
2572
+ back of a chair for support. Mr. Brown's cheeks were also white. He
2573
+ stepped quickly forward, holding out his hands as if to avert some
2574
+ dreadful calamity.
2575
+
2576
+ "Surely you would not-" he began. "But no! That is an absolute low, an
2577
+ inhuman, outrageous enactment that has long been as dead as the
2578
+ partisan fury that prompted it. For a quarter of a century it has been
2579
+ a dead letter on the statute books."
2580
+
2581
+ "I was not aware," said the senator, from between firmly set teeth,
2582
+ "that the act had ever been repealed."
2583
+
2584
+ He took from the shelf a volume of statutes and opened the book. "I
2585
+ will read the text," he said. "It will form an appropriate part of the
2586
+ ritual of this marriage." He read as follows:
2587
+
2588
+ "Section 7.391. No male person of Caucasian descent, of or under the
2589
+ age of 25 years, shall marry, or promise or contract himself in
2590
+ marriage with any female person of Mongolian descent without the full
2591
+ written consent of his male parent or guardian, as provided by law;
2592
+ and no female person, either maid or widow, under the age of 30 years,
2593
+ of Caucasian parentage, shall give, promise, or contract herself in
2594
+ marriage with any male person of Mongolian descent without the full
2595
+ written and registered consent of her male and female parents or
2596
+ guardians, as provided by law. And any marriage obligations so
2597
+ contracted shall be null and void, and the Caucasian so contracting
2598
+ shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and liable to punishment at the
2599
+ discretion of his or her male parent or guardian as provided by law.
2600
+
2601
+ "Section 7.392. Such parents or guardians may, at their discretion
2602
+ and upon application to the authorities of the United States District
2603
+ Court for the district within which the offense is committed, deliver
2604
+ the offending person of Caucasian descent to the designated officers,
2605
+ and require that his or her consciousness, bodily activities, and
2606
+ vital functions be suspended by the frigorific process known as the
2607
+ Werkomer process, for a period equal to that which must elapse before
2608
+ the offending person will arrive at the age of 25 years, if a male, or
2609
+ 30 years, if a female; or for a shorter period at the discretion of
2610
+ the parent or guardian; said shorter period to be fixed in advance."
2611
+
2612
+ "What does it mean?" demanded Miss Newton, bewildered by the verbiage
2613
+ of the act, and alarmed by her lover's exclamation of despair.
2614
+
2615
+ Mr. Walsingbam Brown shook his head, sadly. "It means," said he, "that
2616
+ the cruel sin of the fathers is to be visited upon the children."
2617
+
2618
+ "It means, Clara," said Wanlee with a great effort, "that we must
2619
+ part."
2620
+
2621
+ "Understand me, Mr. Brown," said the senator, rising and motioning
2622
+ impatiently with the hand that held the pen, as if to dismiss both the
2623
+ subject and the intruding party. "I do not employ the Suspended
2624
+ Animation Act as a bugaboo to frighten a silly girl out of her
2625
+ lamentable infatuation. As surely as the law stands, so surely will I
2626
+ put it to use."
2627
+
2628
+ Miss Newton gave her father a long, steady look which neither Wanlee
2629
+ nor Mr. Brown could interpret and then slowly led the way to the
2630
+ parlor. She closed the door and locked it. The clock on the mantel
2631
+ said four.
2632
+
2633
+ A complete change had come over the girl's manner. The spirit of
2634
+ defiance, of passionate appeal, of outspoken love, had gone. She was
2635
+ calm now, as cold and self-possessed as the senator himself. "Frozen!"
2636
+ she kept saying under her breath. "He has frozen me already with his
2637
+ frigid heart."
2638
+
2639
+ She quickly asked Mr. Walsingham Brown to explain clearly the force
2640
+ and bearings of the statute which her father had read from the book.
2641
+ When he had done so, she inquired, "Is there not also a law providing
2642
+ for voluntary suspension of animation?"
2643
+
2644
+ "The Twenty-seventh Amendment to the Constitution," replied the
2645
+ lawyer, "recognizes the right of any individual, not satisfied with
2646
+ the condition of his life, to suspend that life for a time, long or
2647
+ short, according to his pleasure. But it is rarely, as you know, that
2648
+ any one avails himself of the right--practically never, except as the
2649
+ only means to procure divorce from uncongenial marriage relations."
2650
+
2651
+ "Still," she persisted, "the right exists and the way is open?" He
2652
+ bowed. She went to Wanlee and said:
2653
+
2654
+ "My darling, it must be so. I must leave you for a time, but as your
2655
+ wife. We will arrange a wedding"--and she smiled sadly--"within this
2656
+ hour. Mr. Brown will go with us to the clergyman. Then we will proceed
2657
+ at once to the Refuge, and you yourself shall lead me to the cloister
2658
+ that is to keep me safe till times are better for us. No, do not be
2659
+ startled, my love! The resolution is taken; you cannot alter it. And
2660
+ it will not be so very long, dear. Once, by accident, in arranging my
2661
+ father's papers, I came across his Life Probabilities, drawn up by the
2662
+ Vital Bureau at Washington. He has less than ten years to live. I
2663
+ never thought to calculate in cold blood on the chances of my father's
2664
+ life, but it must be. In ten years, Daniel, you may come to the Refuge
2665
+ again and claim your bride. You will find me as you left me."
2666
+
2667
+ With tears streaming down his pale cheeks, the Mongolian strove to
2668
+ dissuade the Caucasian from her purpose. Hardly less affected, Mr.
2669
+ Walsingham Brown joined his entreaties and arguments.
2670
+
2671
+ "Have you ever seen," he asked, "a woman who has undergone what you
2672
+ propose to undergo? She went into the Refuge, perhaps, as you will go,
2673
+ fresh, rosy, beautiful, full of life and energy. She comes out a
2674
+ prematurely aged, withered, sallow, flaccid body, a living corpse--a
2675
+ skeleton, a ghost of her former self. In spite of all they say, there
2676
+ can be no absolute suspension of animation. Absolute suspension would
2677
+ be death. Even in the case of the most perfect freezing there is still
2678
+ some activity of the vital functions, and they gnaw and prey upon the
2679
+ existence of the unconscious subject. Will you risk," he suddenly
2680
+ demanded, using the last and most perfect argument that can be
2681
+ addressed to a woman "-will you risk the effect your loss of beauty
2682
+ may have upon Wanlee's love after ten years' separation?"
2683
+
2684
+ Clara Newton was smiling now. "For my poor beauty," she replied, "I
2685
+ care very little. Yet perhaps even that may be preserved."
2686
+
2687
+ She took from the bosom of her dress the little gold box which the
2688
+ Chinaman had given her in the supper room of the Capitol, and hastily
2689
+ swallowed its entire contents.
2690
+
2691
+ Wanlee now spoke with determination: "Since you have resolved to
2692
+ sacrifice ten years of your life my duty is with you. I shall share
2693
+ with you the sacrifice and share also the joy of awakening."
2694
+
2695
+ She gravely shook her head. "It is no sacrifice for me," she said.
2696
+ "But you must remain in life. You have a great and noble work to
2697
+ perform. Till the oppressed of the lower orders of being are
2698
+ emancipated from man's injustice and cruelty, you cannot abandon their
2699
+ cause. I think your duty is plain."
2700
+
2701
+ "You are right," he said, bowing his head to his breast.
2702
+
2703
+ In the gray dawn of the early morning the officials at the Frigorific
2704
+ Refuge in Cambridgeport were astonished by the arrival of a bridal
2705
+ party. The bridegroom's haggard countenance contrasted strangely with
2706
+ the elegance of his full evening toilet, and the bright scarlet bows
2707
+ at his knees seemed a mockery of grief. The bride, in white satin,
2708
+ wore a placid smile on her lovely face. The friend accompanying the
2709
+ two was grave and silent.
2710
+
2711
+ Without delay the necessary papers of admission were drawn up and
2712
+ signed and the proper registration was made upon the books of the
2713
+ establishment. For an instant husband and wife rested in each other's
2714
+ arms. Then she, still cheerful, followed the attendants toward the
2715
+ inner door, while he, pressing both hands upon his tearless eyes,
2716
+ turned away sobbing.
2717
+
2718
+ A moment later the intense cold of the congealing chamber caught the
2719
+ bride and wrapped her close in its icy embrace.
2720
+ EOT
2721
+
2722
+ *** section-6
2723
+
2724
+ THE CRYSTAL MAN
2725
+
2726
+ Rapidly turning into the Fifth Avenue from one of the cross streets
2727
+ above the old reservoir, at quarter past eleven o'clock on the night
2728
+ of November 6, 1879, I ran plump into an individual coming the other
2729
+ way.
2730
+
2731
+ It was very dark on this corner. I could see nothing of the person
2732
+ with whom I had the honor to be in collision. Nevertheless, the quick
2733
+ habit of a mind accustomed to induction had furnished me with several
2734
+ well-defined facts regarding him before I fairly recovered from the
2735
+ shock of the encounter.
2736
+
2737
+ These were some of the facts: He was a heavier man than myself, and
2738
+ stiffer in the legs; but he lacked precisely three inches and a half
2739
+ of my stature. He wore a silk hat, a cape or cloak of heavy woolen
2740
+ material, and rubber overshoes or arctics. He was about thirty-five
2741
+ years old, born in America, educated at a German university, either
2742
+ Heidelberg or Freiburg, naturally of hasty temper, but considerate and
2743
+ courteous, in his demeanor to others. He was not entirely at peace
2744
+ with society: there was something in his life or in his present errand
2745
+ which he desired to conceal.
2746
+
2747
+ How did I know all this when I had not seen the stranger, and when
2748
+ only a single monosyllable had escaped his lips? Well, I knew that he
2749
+ was stouter than myself, and firmer on his foot, because it was I, not
2750
+ he, who recoiled. I knew that I was just three inches and a half
2751
+ taller than he, for the tip of my nose was still tingling from its
2752
+ contact with the stiff, sharp brim of his hat. My hand, involuntarily
2753
+ raised, had come under the edge of his cape. He wore rubber shoes, for
2754
+ I had not heard a footfall. To an observant ear; the indications of
2755
+ age are as plain in the tones of the voice as to the eye in the lines
2756
+ of the countenance. In the first moment of exasperation of my
2757
+ maladroitness, he had muttered "Ox!" a term that would occur to nobody
2758
+ except a German at such a time. The pronunciation of the guttural,
2759
+ however, told me that the speaker was an American German, not a German
2760
+ American, and that his German education had been derived south of the
2761
+ river Main. Moreover, the tone of the gentleman and scholar was
2762
+ manifest even in the utterance of wrath. That the gentleman was in no
2763
+ particular hurry, but for some reason anxious to remain unknown; was a
2764
+ conclusion drawn from the fact that, after listening in silence to my
2765
+ polite apology, he stooped to recover and restore to me my umbrella,
2766
+ and then passed on as noiselessly as he had approached.
2767
+
2768
+ I make it a point to verify my conclusions when possible. So I turned
2769
+ back into the cross street and followed the stranger toward a lamp
2770
+ part way down the block. Certainly, I was not more than five seconds
2771
+ behind him. There was no other road that he could have taken. No house
2772
+ door had opened and closed along the way. And yet, when we came into
2773
+ the light, the form that ought to have been directly in front of me
2774
+ did not appear. Neither man nor man's shadow was visible.
2775
+
2776
+ Hurrying on as fast as I could walk to the next gaslight, I paused
2777
+ under the lamp and listened. The street was apparently deserted. The
2778
+ rays from the yellow flame reached only a little way into the
2779
+ darkness. The steps and doorway, however, of the brownstone house
2780
+ facing the street lamp were sufficiently illuminated. The gilt figures
2781
+ above the door were distinct. I recognized the house: the number was a
2782
+ familiar one. While I stood under the gaslight, waiting, I heard a
2783
+ slight noise on these steps, and the click of a key in a lock. The
2784
+ vestibule door of the house was slowly opened, and then closed with a
2785
+ slam that echoed across the street. Almost immediately followed the
2786
+ sound of the opening and shutting of the inner door. Nobody had come
2787
+ out. As far as my eyes could be trusted to report an event hardly ten
2788
+ feet away and in broad light, nobody had gone in.
2789
+
2790
+ With a notion that here was scanty material for an exact application
2791
+ of the inductive process, I stood a long time wildly guessing at the
2792
+ philosophy of the strange occurrence. I felt that vague sense of the
2793
+ unexplainable which amounts almost to dread. It was a relief to hear
2794
+ steps on the sidewalk opposite, and turning, to see a policeman
2795
+ swinging his long black club and watching me.
2796
+
2797
+ II
2798
+
2799
+ This house of chocolate brown, whose front door opened and shut at
2800
+ midnight without indications of human agency, was, as I have said,
2801
+ well known to me. I had left it not more than ten minutes earlier,
2802
+ after spending the evening with my friend Bliss and his daughter
2803
+ Pandora. The house was of the sort in which each story constitutes a
2804
+ domicile complete in itself. The second floor, or flat, had been
2805
+ inhabited by Bliss since his return from abroad; that is to say, for a
2806
+ twelvemonth. I held Bliss in esteem for for his excellent qualities of
2807
+ heart, while his deplorably illogical and unscientific mind commanded
2808
+ my profound pity. I adored Pandora.
2809
+
2810
+ Be good enough to understand that my admiration for Pandora Bliss was
2811
+ hopeless, and not only hopeless, but resigned to its hopelessness. In
2812
+ our circle of acquaintance there was a tacit covenant that the young
2813
+ lady's peculiar position as a flirt wedded to a memory should be at
2814
+ all times respected. We adored Pandora mildly, not passionately--just
2815
+ enough to feed her coquetry without excoriating the seared surface of
2816
+ her widowed heart. On her part, Pandora conducted herself with signal
2817
+ propriety. She did not sigh too obtrusively when she flirted: and she
2818
+ always kept her flirtations so well in hand that she could cut them
2819
+ short whenever the fond, sad recollections came.
2820
+
2821
+ It was considered proper for us to tell Pandora that she owed it to
2822
+ her youth and beauty to put aside the dead past like a closed book,
2823
+ and to urge her respectfully to come forth into the living present. It
2824
+ was not considered proper to press the subject after she had once
2825
+ replied that this was forever impossible.
2826
+
2827
+ The particulars of the tragic episode in Miss Pandora's European
2828
+ experience were not accurately known to us. It was understood, in a
2829
+ vague way, that she had loved while abroad, and trifled with her
2830
+ lover: that he had disappeared, leaving her in ignorance of his fate
2831
+ and in perpetual remorse for her capricious behavior. From Bliss I had
2832
+ gathered a few, sporadic facts, not coherent enough to form a history
2833
+ of the case. There was no reason to believe that Pandora's lover had
2834
+ committed suicide. His name was Flack. He was a scientific man. In
2835
+ Bliss's opinion he was a fool. In Bliss's opinion Pandora was a fool
2836
+ to pine on his account. In Bliss's opinion all scientific men were
2837
+ more or less fools.
2838
+
2839
+ III
2840
+
2841
+ That year I ate Thanksgiving dinner with the Blisses. In the evening I
2842
+ sought to astonish the company by reciting the mysterious events on
2843
+ the night of my collision with the stranger. The story failed to
2844
+ produce the expected sensation. Two or three odious people exchanged
2845
+ glances. Pandora, who was unusually pensive, listened with seeming
2846
+ indifference. Her father, in his stupid inability to grasp anything
2847
+ outside the commonplace, laughed outright, and even went so far as to
2848
+ question my trustworthiness as an observer of phenomena.
2849
+
2850
+ Somewhat nettled, and perhaps a little shaken in my own faith in the
2851
+ marvel, I made an excuse to withdraw early. Pandora accompanied me to
2852
+ the threshold. "Your story," said she, "interested me strangely. I,
2853
+ too, could report occurrences in and about this house which would
2854
+ surprise you. I believe I am not wholly in the dark. The sorrowful
2855
+ past casts a glimmer of light--but let us not be hasty. For my sake
2856
+ probe the matter to the bottom."
2857
+
2858
+ The young woman sighed as she bade me good night. I thought I heard a
2859
+ second sigh, in a deeper tone than hers, and too distinct to be a
2860
+ reverberation.
2861
+
2862
+ I began to go downstairs. Before I had descended half a dozen steps I
2863
+ felt a man's hand laid rather heavily upon my shoulder from behind. My
2864
+ first idea was that Bliss had followed me into the hall to apologize
2865
+ for his rudeness. I turned around to meet his friendly overture.
2866
+ Nobody was in sight.
2867
+
2868
+ Again the hand touched my arm. I shuddered in spite of my philosophy.
2869
+
2870
+ This time the hand gently pulled at my coat sleeve, as if to invite me
2871
+ upstairs. I ascended a step or two, and the pressure on my arm was
2872
+ relaxed. I paused, and the silent invitation was repeated with an
2873
+ urgency that left no doubt as to what was wanted.
2874
+
2875
+ We mounted the stairs together, the presence leading the way, I
2876
+ following. What an extraordinary journey it was! The halls were bright
2877
+ with gaslight. By the testimony of my eyes there was no one but myself
2878
+ upon the stairway. Closing my eyes, the illusion, if illusion it could
2879
+ be called, was perfect. I could hear the creaking of the stairs ahead
2880
+ of me, the soft but distinctly audible footfalls synchronous with my
2881
+ own, even the regular breathing of my companion and guide. Extending
2882
+ my arm, I could touch and finger the skirt of his garment--a heavy
2883
+ woolen cloak lined with silk.
2884
+
2885
+ Suddenly I opened my eyes. They told me again that I was absolutely
2886
+ alone.
2887
+
2888
+ This problem then presented itself to mind: How to determine whether
2889
+ vision was playing me false, while the senses of hearing and feeling
2890
+ correctly informed me, or whether my ears and touch lied, while my
2891
+ eyes reported the truth. Who shall be arbiter when the senses
2892
+ contradict each other? The reasoning faculty? Reason was inclined to
2893
+ recognize the presence of an intelligent being, whose existence was
2894
+ flatly denied by the most trusted of the senses.
2895
+
2896
+ We reached the topmost floor of the house. The door leading out of the
2897
+ public hall opened for me, apparently of its own accord. A curtain
2898
+ within seemed to draw itself aside, and hold itself aside long enough
2899
+ to give me ingress to an apartment wherein every appointment spoke of
2900
+ good taste and scholarly habits. A wood fire was burning in the
2901
+ chimney place. The walls were covered with books and pictures. The
2902
+ lounging chairs were capacious and inviting. There was nothing in the
2903
+ room uncanny, nothing weird, nothing different from the furniture of
2904
+ everyday flesh and blood existence.
2905
+
2906
+ By this time I had cleared my mind of the last lingering suspicion of
2907
+ the supernatural. These phenomena were perhaps not inexplicable; all
2908
+ that I lacked was the key. The behavior of my unseen host argued his
2909
+ amicable disposition. I was able to watch with perfect calmness a
2910
+ series of manifestations of independent energy on the part of
2911
+ inanimate objects.
2912
+
2913
+ In the first place, a great Turkish easy chair wheeled itself out of a
2914
+ corner of the room and approached the hearth. Then a square-backed
2915
+ Queen Anne chair started from another corner, advancing until it was
2916
+ planted directly opposite the first. A little tripod table lifted
2917
+ itself a few inches above the floor and took a position between the
2918
+ two chairs. A thick octavo volume backed out of its place on the shelf
2919
+ and sailed tranquilly through the air at the height of three or four
2920
+ feet, landing neatly on top of the table. A finely painted porcelain
2921
+ pipe left a hook on the wall and joined the volume. A tobacco box
2922
+ jumped from the mantlepiece. The door of a cabinet swung open, and a
2923
+ decanter and wineglass made the journey in company, arriving
2924
+ simultaneously at the same destination. Everything in the room seemed
2925
+ instinct with the spirit of hospitality.
2926
+
2927
+ I seated myself in the easy chair, filled the wineglass, lighted the
2928
+ pipe, and examined the volume. It was the Handbuch der Gewebelehre of
2929
+ Bussius of Vienna. When I had replaced the book upon the table, it
2930
+ deliberately opened itself at the four hundred and forty-third page.
2931
+
2932
+ "You are not nervous?" demanded a voice, not four feet from my
2933
+ tympanum.
2934
+
2935
+ IV
2936
+
2937
+ This voice had a familiar sound. I recognized it as the voice that I
2938
+ heard in the street on the night of November 6, when it called me an ox.
2939
+
2940
+ "No," I said. "I am not nervous. I am a man of science, accustomed to
2941
+ regard all phenomena as explainable by natural laws, provided we can
2942
+ discover the laws. No, I am not frightened."
2943
+
2944
+ "So much the better. You are a man of science, like myself"--here the
2945
+ voice groaned--"a man of nerve, and a friend of Pandora's."
2946
+
2947
+ "Pardon me," I interposed. "Since a lady's name is introduced it would
2948
+ be well to know with whom or with what I am speaking."
2949
+
2950
+ "That is precisely what I desire to communicate," replied the voice,
2951
+ "before I ask you to render me a great service. My name is or was
2952
+ Stephen Flack. I am or have been a citizen of the United States. My
2953
+ exact status at present is as great a mystery to myself as it can
2954
+ possibly be to you. But I am, or was, an honest man and a gentleman,
2955
+ and I offer you my hand."
2956
+
2957
+ I saw no hand. I reached forth my own, however, and it met the
2958
+ pressure of warm, living fingers.
2959
+
2960
+ "Now," resumed the voice, after this silent pact of friendship, "be
2961
+ good enough to read the passage at which I have opened the book upon
2962
+ the table."
2963
+
2964
+ Here is a rough translation of what I read in German:
2965
+
2966
+ As the color of the organic tissues constituting the body depends
2967
+ upon the presence of certain proximate principles of the third class,
2968
+ all containing iron as one of the ultimate elements, it follows that
2969
+ the hue may vary according to well-defined chemico-physiological
2970
+ changes. An excess of hematin in the blood globules gives a ruddier
2971
+ tinge to every tissue. The melanin that colors the choroid of the eye,
2972
+ the iris, the hair, may be increased or diminished according to laws
2973
+ recently formulated by Schardt of Basel. In the epidermis the excess
2974
+ of melanin makes the Negro, the deficient supply the albino. The
2975
+ hematin and the melanin, together with the greenish-yellow biliverdine
2976
+ and the reddish-yellow urokacine, are the pigments which impart color
2977
+ character to tissues otherwise transparent, or nearly so. I deplore my
2978
+ inability to record the result of some highly interesting histological
2979
+ experiments conducted by that indefatigable investigator Fröliker in
2980
+ achieving success in the way of separating pink discoloration of the
2981
+ human body by chemical means.
2982
+
2983
+ "For five years," continued my unseen companion when I had finished
2984
+ reading, "I was Fröliker's student and laboratory assistant at
2985
+ Freiburg. Bussius only half guessed at the importance of our
2986
+ experiments. We reached results which were so astounding that public
2987
+ policy required they should not be published, even to the scientific
2988
+ world. Fröliker died a year ago last August.
2989
+
2990
+ "I had faith in the genius of this great thinker and admirable man. If
2991
+ he had rewarded my unquestioning loyalty with full confidence, I
2992
+ should not now be a miserable wretch. But his natural reserve, and the
2993
+ jealousy with which all savants guard their unverified results, kept
2994
+ me ignorant of the essential formulas governing our experiments. As
2995
+ his disciple I was familiar with the laboratory details of the work;
2996
+ the master alone possessed the radical secret. The consequence is that
2997
+ I have been led into a misfortune more appalling than has been the lot
2998
+ of any human being since the primal curse fell upon Cain.
2999
+
3000
+ "Our efforts were at first directed to the enlargement and variation
3001
+ of the quantity of pigmentary matter in the system. By increasing the
3002
+ proportion of melanin, for instance, conveyed in food to the blood, we
3003
+ were able to make a fair man dark, a dark man black as an African.
3004
+ There was scarcely a hue we could not impart to the skin by modifying
3005
+ and varying our combinations. The experiments were usually tried on
3006
+ me. At different times I have been copper-colored, violet blue,
3007
+ crimson, and chrome yellow. For one triumphant week I exhibited in my
3008
+ person all the colors of the rainbow. There still remains a witness to
3009
+ the interesting character of our work during this period."
3010
+
3011
+ The voice paused, and in a few seconds a hand bell upon the mantel was
3012
+ sounded. Presently an old man with a close-fitting skullcap shuffled
3013
+ into the room.
3014
+
3015
+ "Käspar," said the voice, in German, "show the gentleman your hair."
3016
+
3017
+ Without manifesting any surprise, and as if perfectly accustomed to
3018
+ receive commands addressed to him out of vacancy, the old domestic
3019
+ bowed and removed his cap. The scanty locks thus discovered were of a
3020
+ lustrous emerald green. I expressed my astonishment.
3021
+
3022
+ "The gentleman finds your hair very beautiful," said the voice, again
3023
+ in German. "That is all, Käspar."
3024
+
3025
+ Replacing his cap, the domestic withdrew, with a look of gratified
3026
+ vanity on his face.
3027
+
3028
+ "Old Käspar was Fröliker's servant, and is now mine. He was the
3029
+ subject of one of our first applications of the process. The worthy
3030
+ man was so pleased with the result that he would never permit us to
3031
+ restore his hair to its original red. He is a faithful soul, and my
3032
+ only intermediary and representative in the visible world.
3033
+
3034
+ "Now," continued Flack, "to the story of my undoing. The great
3035
+ histologist with whom it was my privilege to be associated, next
3036
+ turned his attention to another and still more interesting branch of
3037
+ the investigation. Hitherto he had sought merely to increase or to
3038
+ modify the pigments in the tissues. He now began a series of
3039
+ experiments as to the possibility of eliminating those pigments
3040
+ altogether from the system by absorption, exudation, and the use of
3041
+ the chlorides and other chemical agents acting on organic matter. He
3042
+ was only too successful!
3043
+
3044
+ "Again I was the subject of experiments which Fröliker supervised,
3045
+ imparting to me only so much of the secret of this process as was
3046
+ unavoidable. For weeks at a time I remained in his private laboratory,
3047
+ seeing no one and seen by no one excepting the professor and the
3048
+ trustworthy Käspar. Herr Friiliker proceeded with caution, closely
3049
+ watching the effect of each new test, and advancing by degrees. He
3050
+ never went so far in one experiment that he was unable to withdraw at
3051
+ discretion. He always kept open an easy road for retreat. For that
3052
+ reason I felt myself perfectly safe in his hands and submitted to
3053
+ whatever he required.
3054
+
3055
+ "Under the action of the etiolating drugs which the professor
3056
+ administered in connection with powerful detergents, I became at first
3057
+ pale, white, colorless as an albino, but without suffering in general
3058
+ health. My hair and beard looked like spun glass and my skin like
3059
+ marble. The professor was satisfied with his results, and went no
3060
+ further at this time. He restored to me my normal color.
3061
+
3062
+ "In the next experiment, and in those succeeding, he allowed his
3063
+ chemical agents to take firmer hold upon the tissues of my body. I
3064
+ became not only white, like a bleached man, but slightly translucent,
3065
+ like a porcelain figure. Then again he paused for a while, giving me
3066
+ back my color and allowing me to go forth into the world. Two months
3067
+ later I was more than translucent. You have seen floating those sea
3068
+ radiates, the medusa or jellyfish, their outlines almost invisible to
3069
+ the eye. Well, I became in the air like a jellyfish in the water.
3070
+ Almost perfectly transparent, it was only by close inspection that old
3071
+ Käspar could discover my whereabouts in the room when he came to bring
3072
+ me food. It was Käspar who ministered to my wants at times when I was
3073
+ cloistered."
3074
+
3075
+ "But your clothing?" I inquired, interrupting Flack's narrative. "That
3076
+ must have stood out in strong contrast with the dim aspect of your
3077
+ body."
3078
+
3079
+ "Ah, no," said Flack. "The spectacle of an apparently empty suit of
3080
+ clothes moving about the laboratory was too grotesque even for the
3081
+ grave professor. For the protection of his gravity he was obliged to
3082
+ devise a way to apply his process to dead organic matter, such as the
3083
+ wool of my cloak, the cotton of my shirts, and the leather of my
3084
+ shoes. Thus I came to be equipped with the outfit which still serves
3085
+ me.
3086
+
3087
+ "It was at this stage of our progress, when we had almost attained
3088
+ perfect transparency, and therefore complete invisibility, that I met
3089
+ Pandora Bliss.
3090
+
3091
+ "A year ago last July, in one of the intervals of our experimenting,
3092
+ and at a time when I presented my natural appearance, I went into the
3093
+ Schwarzwald to recuperate. I first saw and admired Pandora at the
3094
+ little village of St. Blasien. They had come from the Falls of the
3095
+ Rhine, and were traveling north; I turned around and traveled north.
3096
+ At the Stern Inn I loved Pandora; at the summit of the Feldberg I
3097
+ madly worshiped her. In the Höllenpass I was ready to sacrifice my
3098
+ life for a gracious word from her lips. On Hornisgrinde I besought her
3099
+ permission to throw myself from the top of the mountain into the
3100
+ gloomy waters of the Mummelsee in order to prove my devotion. You know
3101
+ Pandora. Since you know her, there is no need to apologize for the
3102
+ rapid growth of my infatuation. She flirted with me, laughed with me,
3103
+ laughed at me, drove with me, walked with me through byways in the
3104
+ green woods, climbed with me up aeclivities so steep that climbing
3105
+ together was one delicious, prolonged embrace; talked science with me,
3106
+ and sentiment; listened to my hopes and enthusiasm, snubbed me, froze
3107
+ me, maddened me--all at her sweet will, and all while her matter-of-
3108
+ fact papa dozed in the coffee rooms of the inns over the financial
3109
+ columns of the latest New York newspapers. But whether she loved me I
3110
+ know not to this day.
3111
+
3112
+ "When Pandora's father learned what my pursuits were, and what my
3113
+ prospects, he brought our little idyl to an abrupt termination. I
3114
+ think he classed me somewhere between the professional jugglers and
3115
+ the quack doctors. In vain I explained to him that I should be famous
3116
+ and probably rich. 'When you are famous and rich,' he remarked with a
3117
+ grin, 'I shall be pleased to see you at my office in Broad street' He
3118
+ carried Pandora off to Paris, and I returned to Freiburg.
3119
+
3120
+ "A few weeks later, one bright afternoon in August, I stood in
3121
+ Fröliker's laboratory unseen by four persons who were almost within
3122
+ the radius of my arm's length. Käspar was behind me, washing some test
3123
+ tubes. Fröliker, with a proud smile upon his face, was gazing intently
3124
+ at the place where he knew I ought to be. Two brother professors,
3125
+ summoned on some pretext, were unconsciously almost jostling me with
3126
+ their elbows as they discussed I know not what trivial question. They
3127
+ could have heard my heart beat. 'By the way, Herr Professor,' one
3128
+ asked as he was about to depart, 'has your assistant, Herr Flack,
3129
+ returned from his vacation?' This test was perfect.
3130
+
3131
+ "As soon as we were alone, Professor Fröliker grasped my invisible
3132
+ hand, as you have grasped it tonight. He was in high spirits.
3133
+
3134
+ "'My dear fellow,' he said, 'tomorrow crowns our work. You shall
3135
+ appear--or rather not appear--before the assembled faculty of the
3136
+ university. I have telegraphed invitations to Heidelberg, to Bonn, to
3137
+ Berlin. Schrotter, Haeckel, Steinmetz, Lavallo, will be here. Our
3138
+ triumph will be in presence of the most eminent physicists of the age.
3139
+ I shall then disclose those secrets of our process which I have
3140
+ hitherto withheld even from you, my colaborer and trusted friend. But
3141
+ you shall share the glory. What is this I hear about the forest bird
3142
+ that has flown? My boy, you shall be restocked with pigment and go to
3143
+ Paris to seek her with fame in your hands and the blessings of science
3144
+ on your head.'
3145
+
3146
+ "The next morning, the nineteenth of August, before I had arisen from
3147
+ my cot bed, Käspar hastily entered the laboratory.
3148
+
3149
+ "'Herr Flack! Herr Flack!' he gasped, 'the Herr Doctor Professor is
3150
+ dead of apoplexy.'"
3151
+
3152
+ V
3153
+
3154
+ The narrative had come to an end. I sat a long time thinking. What
3155
+ could I do? What could I say? In what shape could I offer consolation
3156
+ to this unhappy man?
3157
+
3158
+ Flack, the invisible, was sobbing bitterly.
3159
+
3160
+ He was the first to speak. "It is hard, hard, hard! For no crime in
3161
+ the eyes of man, for no sin in the sight of God, I have been condemned
3162
+ to a fate ten thousand times worse than hell. I must walk the earth, a
3163
+ man, living, seeing, loving, like other men, while between me and all
3164
+ that makes life worth having there is a barrier fixed forever. Even
3165
+ ghosts have shapes. My life is living death; my existence oblivion. No
3166
+ friend can look me in the face. Were I to clasp to my breast the woman
3167
+ I love, it would only be to inspire terror inexpressible. I see her
3168
+ almost every day. I brush against her skirts as I pass her on the
3169
+ stairs. Did she love me? Does she love me? Would not that knowledge
3170
+ make the curse still more cruel? Yet it was to learn the truth that I
3171
+ brought you here."
3172
+
3173
+ Then I made the greatest mistake of my life.
3174
+
3175
+ "Cheer up!" I said. "Pandora has always loved you."
3176
+
3177
+ By the sudden overturning of the table I knew with what vehemence
3178
+ Flack sprang to his feet. His two hands had my shoulders in a fierce
3179
+ grip.
3180
+
3181
+ "Yes," I continued; "Pandora has been faithful to your memory. There
3182
+ is no reason to despair. The secret of Fröliker's process died with
3183
+ him, but why should it not be rediscovered by experiment and induction
3184
+ ab initio, with the aid which you can render? Have courage and hope.
3185
+ She loves you. In five minutes you shall hear it from her own lips."
3186
+
3187
+ No wail of pain that I ever heard was half so pathetic as his wild cry
3188
+ of joy.
3189
+
3190
+ I hurried downstairs and summoned Miss Bliss into the hall. In a few
3191
+ words I explained the situation. To my surprise, she neither fainted
3192
+ nor went into hysterics. "Certainly, I will accompany you," she said,
3193
+ with a smile which I could not then interpret.
3194
+
3195
+ She followed me into Flack's room, calmly scrutinizing every corner of
3196
+ the apartment, with the set smile still upon her face. Had she been
3197
+ entering a ballroom she could not have shown greater self-possession.
3198
+ She manifested no astonishment, no terror, when her hand was seized by
3199
+ invisible hands and covered with kisses from invisible lips. She
3200
+ listened with composure to the torrent of loving and caressing words
3201
+ which my unfortunate friend poured into her ears.
3202
+
3203
+ Perplexed and uneasy, I watched the strange scene.
3204
+
3205
+ Presently Miss Bliss withdrew her hand.
3206
+
3207
+ "Really, Mr. Flack," she said with a light laugh, "you are
3208
+ sufficiently demonstrative. Did you acquire the habit on the
3209
+ Continent?"
3210
+
3211
+ "Pandora!" I heard him say, "I do not understand."
3212
+
3213
+ "Perhaps," she calmly went on, "you regard it as one of the privileges
3214
+ of your invisibility. Let me congratulate you on the success of your
3215
+ experiment. What a clever man your professor--what is his name?--must
3216
+ be. You can make a fortune by exhibiting yourself."
3217
+
3218
+ Was this the woman who for months had paraded her inconsolable sorrow
3219
+ for the loss of this very man? I was stupefied. Who shall undertake to
3220
+ analyze the motives of a coquette? What science is profound enough to
3221
+ unravel her unconscionable whims?
3222
+
3223
+ "Pandora!" he exclaimed again, in a bewildered voice. "What does it
3224
+ mean? Why do you receive me in this manner? Is that all you have to
3225
+ say to me?"
3226
+
3227
+ "I believe that is all," she coolly replied, moving toward the door.
3228
+ "You are a gentleman, and I need not ask you to spare me any further
3229
+ annoyance."
3230
+
3231
+ "Your heart is quartz," I whispered, as she passed me in going out.
3232
+ "You are unworthy of him."
3233
+
3234
+ Flack's despairing cry brought Käspar into the room. With the instinct
3235
+ acquired by long and faithful service, the old man went straight to
3236
+ the place where his master was. I saw him clutch at the air, as if
3237
+ struggling with and seeking to detain the invisible man. He was flung
3238
+ violently aside. He recovered himself and stood an instant listening,
3239
+ his neck distended, his face pale. Then he rushed out of the door and
3240
+ down the stairs. I followed him.
3241
+
3242
+ The street door of the house was open. On the sidewalk Käspar
3243
+ hesitated a few seconds. It was toward the west that he finally
3244
+ turned, running down the street with such speed that I had the utmost
3245
+ difficulty to keep at his side.
3246
+
3247
+ It was near midnight. We crossed avenue after avenue. An inarticulate
3248
+ murmur of satisfaction escaped old Käspar's lips. A little way ahead
3249
+ of us we saw a man, standing at one of the avenue corners, suddenly
3250
+ thrown to the ground. We sped on, never relaxing our pace. I now heard
3251
+ rapid footfalls a short distance in advance of us. I clutched Käspar's
3252
+ arm. He nodded.
3253
+
3254
+ Almost breathless, I was conscious that we were no longer treading
3255
+ upon pavement, but on boards and amid a confusion of lumber. In front
3256
+ of us were no more lights; only blank vacancy. Käspar gave one mighty
3257
+ spring. He clutched, missed, and fell back with a cry of horror.
3258
+
3259
+ There was a dull splash in the black waters of the river at our feet.
3260
+
3261
+ *** section-7
3262
+
3263
+ THE CLOCK THAT WENT BACKWARD
3264
+
3265
+ A row of Lombardy poplars stood in front of my great-aunt Gertrude's
3266
+ house, on the bank of the Sheepscot River. In personal appearance my
3267
+ aunt was surprisingly like one of those trees. She had the look of
3268
+ hopeless anemia that distinguishes them from fuller blooded sorts. She
3269
+ was tall, severe in outline, and extremely thin. Her habiliments clung
3270
+ to her. I am sure that had the gods found occasion to impose upon her
3271
+ the fate of Daphne she would have taken her place easily and naturally
3272
+ in the dismal row, as melancholy a poplar as the rest.
3273
+
3274
+ Some of my earliest recollections are of this venerable relative.
3275
+ Alive and dead she bore an important part in the events I am about to
3276
+ recount: events which I believe to be without parallel in the
3277
+ experience of mankind.
3278
+
3279
+ During our periodical visits of duty to Aunt Gertrude in Maine, my
3280
+ cousin Harry and myself were accustomed to speculate much on her age.
3281
+ Was she sixty, or was she six score? We had no precise information;
3282
+ she might have been either. The old lady was surrounded by old-
3283
+ fashioned things. She seemed to live altogether in the past. In her
3284
+ short half-hours of communicativeness, over her second cup of tea, or
3285
+ on the piazza where the poplars sent slim shadows directly toward the
3286
+ east, she used to tell us stories of her alleged ancestors. I say
3287
+ alleged, because we never fully believed that she had ancestors.
3288
+
3289
+ A genealogy is a stupid thing. Here is Aunt Gertrude's, reduced to its
3290
+ simplest forms:
3291
+
3292
+ Her great-great-grandmother (1599-1642) was a woman of Holland who
3293
+ married a Puritan refugee, and sailed from Leyden to Plymouth in the
3294
+ ship Ann in the year of our Lord 1632. This Pilgrim mother had a
3295
+ daughter, Aunt Gertrude's great-grandmother (1640-1718). She came to
3296
+ the Eastern District of Massachusetts in the early part of the last
3297
+ century, and was carried off by the Indians in the Penobscot wars. Her
3298
+ daughter (1680-1776) lived to see these colonies free and independent,
3299
+ and contributed to the population of the coming republic not less than
3300
+ nineteen stalwart sons and comely daughters. One of the latter (1735-
3301
+ 1802) married a Wiscasset skipper engaged in the West India trade,
3302
+ with whom she sailed. She was twice wrecked at sea--once on what is
3303
+ now Seguin Island and once on San Salvador. It was on San Salvador
3304
+ that Aunt Gertrude was born.
3305
+
3306
+ We got to be very tired of hearing this family history. Perhaps it was
3307
+ the constant repetition and the merciless persistency with which the
3308
+ above dates were driven into our young ears that made us skeptics. As
3309
+ I have said, we took little stock in Aunt Gertrude's ancestors. They
3310
+ seemed highly improbable. In our private opinion the great-
3311
+ grandmothers and grandmothers and so forth were pure myths, and Aunt
3312
+ Gertrude herself was the principal in all the adventures attributed to
3313
+ them, having lasted from century to century while generations of
3314
+ contemporaries went the way of all flesh.
3315
+
3316
+ On the first landing of the square stairway of the mansion loomed a
3317
+ tall Dutch clock. The case was more than eight feet high, of a dark
3318
+ red wood, not mahogany, and it was curiously inlaid with silver. No
3319
+ common piece of furniture was this. About a hundred years ago there
3320
+ flourished in the town of Brunswick a horologist named Cary, an
3321
+ industrious and accomplished workman. Few well-to-do houses on that
3322
+ part of the coast lacked a Cary timepiece. But Aunt Gertrude's clock
3323
+ had marked the hours and minutes of two full centuries before the
3324
+ Brunswick artisan was born. It was running when William the Taciturn
3325
+ pierced the dikes to relieve Leyden. The name of the maker, Jan
3326
+ Lipperdam, and the date, 1572, were still legible in broad black
3327
+ letters and figures reaching quite across the dial. Cary's
3328
+ masterpieces were plebeian and recent beside this ancient aristocrat.
3329
+ The jolly Dutch moon, made to exhibit the phases over a landscape of
3330
+ windmills and polders, was cunningly painted. A skilled hand had
3331
+ carved the grim ornament at the top, a death's head transfixed by a
3332
+ two-edged sword. Like all timepieces of the sixteenth century, it had
3333
+ no pendulum. A simple Van Wyck escapement governed the descent of the
3334
+ weights to the bottom of the tall case.
3335
+
3336
+ But these weights never moved. Year after year, when Harry and I
3337
+ returned to Maine, we found the hands of the old clock pointing to the
3338
+ quarter past three, as they had pointed when we first saw them. The
3339
+ fat moon hung perpetually in the third quarter, as motionless as the
3340
+ death's head above. There was a mystery about the silenced movement
3341
+ and the paralyzed hands. Aunt Gertrude told us that the works had
3342
+ never performed their functions since a bolt of lightning entered the
3343
+ clock; and she showed us a black hole in the side of the case near the
3344
+ top, with a yawning rift that extended downward for several feet. This
3345
+ explanation failed to satisfy us. It did not account for the sharpness
3346
+ of her refusal when we proposed to bring over the watchmaker from the
3347
+ village, or for her singular agitation once when she found Harry on a
3348
+ stepladder, with a borrowed key in his hand, about to test for himself
3349
+ the clock's suspended vitality.
3350
+
3351
+ One August night, after we had grown out of boyhood, I was awakened by
3352
+ a noise in the hallway. I shook my cousin. "Somebody's in the house,"
3353
+ I whispered.
3354
+
3355
+ We crept out of our room and on to the stairs. A dim light came from
3356
+ below. We held breath and noiselessly descended to the second landing.
3357
+ Harry clutched my arm. He pointed down over the banisters, at the same
3358
+ time drawing me back into the shadow.
3359
+
3360
+ We saw a strange thing.
3361
+
3362
+ Aunt Gertrude stood on a chair in front of the old clock, as spectral
3363
+ in her white nightgown and white nightcap as one of the poplars when
3364
+ covered with snow. It chanced that the floor creaked slightly under
3365
+ our feet. She turned with a sudden movement, peering intently into the
3366
+ darkness, and holding a candle high toward us, so that the light was
3367
+ full upon her pale face. She looked many years older than when I bade
3368
+ her good night. For a few minutes she was motionless, except in the
3369
+ trembling arm that held aloft the candle. Then, evidently reassured,
3370
+ she placed the light upon a shelf and turned again to the clock.
3371
+
3372
+ We now saw the old lady take a key from behind the face and proceed to
3373
+ wind up the weights. We could hear her breath, quick and short. She
3374
+ rested a band on either side of the case and held her face close to
3375
+ the dial, as if subjecting it to anxious scrutiny. In this attitude
3376
+ she remained for a long time. We heard her utter a sigh of relief, and
3377
+ she half turned toward us for a moment. I shall never forget the
3378
+ expression of wild joy that transfigured her features then.
3379
+
3380
+ The hands of the clock were moving; they were moving backward.
3381
+
3382
+ Aunt Gertrude put both arms around the clock and pressed her withered
3383
+ cheek against it. She kissed it repeatedly. She caressed it in a
3384
+ hundred ways, as if it had been a living and beloved thing. She
3385
+ fondled it and talked to it, using words which we could hear but could
3386
+ not understand. The hands continued to move backward.
3387
+
3388
+ Then she started back with a sudden cry. The clock had stopped. We saw
3389
+ her tall body swaying for an instant on the chair. She stretched out
3390
+ her arms in a convulsive gesture of terror and despair, wrenched the
3391
+ minute hand to its old place at a quarter past three, and fell heavily
3392
+ to the floor.
3393
+
3394
+ II
3395
+
3396
+ Aunt Gertrude's will left me her bank and gas stocks, real estate,
3397
+ railroad bonds, and city sevens, and gave Harry the clock. We thought
3398
+ at the time that this was a very unequal division, the more surprising
3399
+ because my cousin had always seemed to be the favorite. Half in
3400
+ seriousness we made a thorough examination of the ancient timepiece,
3401
+ sounding its wooden case for secret drawers, and even probing the not
3402
+ complicated works with a knitting needle to ascertain if our whimsical
3403
+ relative had bestowed there some codicil or other document changing
3404
+ the aspect of affairs. We discovered nothing.
3405
+
3406
+ There was testamentary provision for our education at the University
3407
+ of Leyden. We left the military school in which we had learned a
3408
+ little of the theory of war, and a good deal of the art of standing
3409
+ with our noses over our heels, and took ship without delay. The clock
3410
+ went with us. Before many months it was established in a corner of a
3411
+ room in the Breede Straat.
3412
+
3413
+ The fabric of Jan Lipperdam's ingenuity, thus restored to its native
3414
+ air, continued to tell the hour of quarter past three with its old
3415
+ fidelity. The author of the clock had been under the sod for nearly
3416
+ three hundred years. The combined skill of his successors in the craft
3417
+ at Leyden could make it go neither forward nor backward.
3418
+
3419
+ We readily picked up enough Dutch to make ourselves understood by the
3420
+ townspeople, the professors, and such of our eight hundred and odd
3421
+ fellow students as came into intercourse. This language, which looks
3422
+ so hard at first, is only a sort of polarized English. Puzzle over it
3423
+ a little while and it jumps into your comprehension like one of those
3424
+ simple cryptograms made by running together all the words of a
3425
+ sentence and then dividing in the wrong places.
3426
+
3427
+ The language acquired and the newness of our surroundings worn off, we
3428
+ settled into tolerably regular pursuits. Harry devoted himself with
3429
+ some assiduity to the study of sociology, with especial reference to
3430
+ the round-faced and not unkind maidens of Leyden. I went in for the
3431
+ higher metaphysics.
3432
+
3433
+ Outside of our respective studies, we had a common ground of unfailing
3434
+ interest. To our astonishment, we found that not one in twenty of the
3435
+ faculty or students knew or cared a sliver about the glorious history
3436
+ of the town, or even about the circumstances under which the
3437
+ university itself was founded by the Prince of Orange. In marked
3438
+ contrast with the general indifference was the enthusiasm of Professor
3439
+ Van Stopp, my chosen guide through the cloudiness of speculative
3440
+ philosophy.
3441
+
3442
+ This distinguished Hegelian was a tobacco-dried little old man, with a
3443
+ skullcap over features that reminded me strangely of Aunt Gertrude's.
3444
+ Had he been her own brother the facial resemblance could not have been
3445
+ closer. I told him so once, when we were together in the Stadthuis
3446
+ looking at the portrait of the hero of the siege, the Burgomaster Van
3447
+ der Werf. The professor laughed. "I will show you what is even a more
3448
+ extraordinary coincidence," said he; and, leading the way across the
3449
+ hall to the great picture of the siege, by Warmers, he pointed out the
3450
+ figure of a burgher participating in the defense. It was true. Van
3451
+ Stopp might have been the burgher's son; the burgher might have been
3452
+ Aunt Gertrude's father.
3453
+
3454
+ The professor seemed to be fond of us. We often went to his rooms in
3455
+ an old house in the Rapenburg Straat, one of the few houses remaining
3456
+ that antedate 1574. He would walk with us through the beautiful
3457
+ suburbs of the city, over straight roads lined with poplars that
3458
+ carried us back to the bank of the Sheepscot in our minds. He took us
3459
+ to the top of the ruined Roman tower in the center of the town, and
3460
+ from the same battlements from which anxious eyes three centuries ago
3461
+ had watched the slow approach of Admiral Boisot's fleet over the
3462
+ submerged polders, he pointed out the great dike of the Landscheiding,
3463
+ which was cut that the oceans might bring Boisot's Zealanders to raise
3464
+ the leaguer and feed the starving. He showed us the headquarters of
3465
+ the Spaniard Valdez at Leyderdorp, and told us how heaven sent a
3466
+ violent northwest wind on the night of the first of October, piling up
3467
+ the water deep where it had been shallow and sweeping the fleet on
3468
+ between Zoeterwoude and Zwieten up to the very walls of the fort at
3469
+ Lammen, the last stronghold of the besiegers and the last obstacle in
3470
+ the way of succor to the famishing inhabitants. Then he showed us
3471
+ where, on the very night before the retreat of the besieging army, a
3472
+ huge breach was made in the wall of Leyden, near the Cow Gate, by the
3473
+ Walloons from Lammen.
3474
+
3475
+ "Why!" cried Harry, catching fire from the eloquence of the
3476
+ professor's narrative, "that was the decisive moment of the siege."
3477
+
3478
+ The professor said nothing. He stood with his arms folded, looking
3479
+ intently into my cousin's eyes.
3480
+
3481
+ "For," continued Harry, "had that point not been watched, or had
3482
+ defense failed and the breach been carried by the night assault from
3483
+ Lammen, the town would have been burned and the people massacred under
3484
+ the eyes of Admiral Boisot and the fleet of relief. Who defended the
3485
+ breach?"
3486
+
3487
+ Van Stopp replied very slowly, as if weighing every word:
3488
+
3489
+ "History records the explosion of the mine under the city wall on the
3490
+ last night of the siege; it does not tell the story of the defense or
3491
+ give the defender's name. Yet no man that ever lived had a more
3492
+ tremendous charge than fate entrusted to this unknown hero. Was it
3493
+ chance that sent him to meet that unexpected danger? Consider some of
3494
+ the consequences had he failed. The fall of Leyden would have
3495
+ destroyed the last hope of the Prince of Orange and of the free
3496
+ states. The tyranny of Philip would have been reestablished. The birth
3497
+ of religious liberty and of self-government by the people would have
3498
+ been postponed, who knows for how many centuries? Who knows that there
3499
+ would or could have been a republic of the United States of America
3500
+ had there been no United Netherlands? Our University, which has given
3501
+ to the world Grotius, Scaliger, Arminius, and Descartes, was founded
3502
+ upon this hero's successful defense of the breach. We owe to him our
3503
+ presence here today. Nay, you owe to him your very existence. Your
3504
+ ancestors were of Leyden; between their lives and the butchers outside
3505
+ the walls he stood that night."
3506
+
3507
+ The little professor towered before us, a giant of enthusiasm and
3508
+ patriotism. Harry's eyes glistened and his cheeks reddened.
3509
+
3510
+ "Go home, boys," said Van Stopp, "and thank God that while the
3511
+ burghers of Leyden were straining their gaze toward Zoeterwoude and
3512
+ the fleet, there was one pair of vigilant eyes and one stout heart at
3513
+ the town wall just beyond the Cow Gate!"
3514
+
3515
+ III
3516
+
3517
+ The rain was splashing against the windows one evening in the autumn
3518
+ of our third year at Leyden, when Professor Van Stopp honored us with
3519
+ a visit in the Breede Straat. Never had I seen the old gentleman in
3520
+ such spirits. He talked incessantly. The gossip of the town, the news
3521
+ of Europe, science, poetry, philosophy, were in turn touched upon and
3522
+ treated with the same high and good humor. I sought to draw him out on
3523
+ Hegel, with whose chapter on the complexity and interdependency of
3524
+ things I was just then struggling.
3525
+
3526
+ "You do not grasp the return of the Itself into Itself through its
3527
+ Otherself?" he said smiling. "Well, you will, sometime."
3528
+
3529
+ Harry was silent and preoccupied. His taciturnity gradually affected
3530
+ even the professor. The conversation flagged, and we sat a long while
3531
+ without a word. Now and then there was a flash of lightning succeeded
3532
+ by distant thunder.
3533
+
3534
+ "Your clock does not go," suddenly remarked the professor. "Does it
3535
+ ever go?"
3536
+
3537
+ "Never since we can remember," I replied. "That is, only once, and
3538
+ then it went backward. It was when Aunt Gertrude-"
3539
+
3540
+ Here I caught a warning glance from Harry. I laughed and stammered,
3541
+ "The clock is old and useless. It cannot be made to go."
3542
+
3543
+ "Only backward?" said the professor, calmly, and not appearing to
3544
+ notice my embarrassment. "Well, and why should not a clock go
3545
+ backward? Why should not Time itself turn and retrace its course?"
3546
+
3547
+ He seemed to be waiting for an answer. I had none to give.
3548
+
3549
+ "I thought you Hegelian enough," he continued, "to admit that every
3550
+ condition includes its own contradiction. Time is a condition, not an
3551
+ essential. Viewed from the Absolute, the sequence by which future
3552
+ follows present and present follows past is purely arbitrary.
3553
+ Yesterday, today, tomorrow; there is no reason in the nature of things
3554
+ why the order should not be tomorrow, today, yesterday."
3555
+
3556
+ A sharper peal of thunder interrupted the professor's speculations.
3557
+
3558
+ "The day is made by the planet's revolution on its axis from west to
3559
+ east. I fancy you can conceive conditions under which it might turn
3560
+ from east to west, unwinding, as it were, the revolutions of past
3561
+ ages. Is it so much more difficult to imagine Time unwinding itself;
3562
+ Time on the ebb, instead of on the flow; the past unfolding as the
3563
+ future recedes; the centuries countermarching; the course of events
3564
+ proceeding toward the Beginning and not, as now, toward the End?"
3565
+
3566
+ "But," I interposed, "we know that as far as we are concerned the-"
3567
+
3568
+ "We know!" exclaimed Van Stopp, with growing scorn. "Your intelligence
3569
+ has no wings. You follow in the trail of Compte and his slimy brood of
3570
+ creepers and crawlers. You speak with amazing assurance of your
3571
+ position in the universe. You seem to think that your wretched little
3572
+ individuality has a firm foothold in the Absolute. Yet you go to bed
3573
+ tonight and dream into existence men, women, children, beasts of the
3574
+ past or of the future. How do you know that at this moment you
3575
+ yourself, with all your conceit of nineteenth-century thought, are
3576
+ anything more than a creature of a dream of the future, dreamed, let
3577
+ us say, by some philosopher of the sixteenth century? How do you know
3578
+ that you are anything more than a creature of a dream of the past,
3579
+ dreamed by some Hegelian of the twenty-sixth century? How do you know,
3580
+ boy, that you will not vanish into the sixteenth century or 2060 the
3581
+ moment the dreamer awakes?"
3582
+
3583
+ There was no replying to this, for it was sound metaphysics. Harry
3584
+ yawned. I got up and went to the window. Professor Van Stopp
3585
+ approached the clock.
3586
+
3587
+ "Ah, my children," said he, "there is no fixed progress of human
3588
+ events. Past, present, and future are woven together in one
3589
+ inextricable mesh. Who shall say that this old clock is not right to
3590
+ go backward?"
3591
+
3592
+ A crash of thunder shook the house. The storm was over our heads.
3593
+
3594
+ When the blinding glare had passed away, Professor Van Stopp was
3595
+ standing upon a chair before the tall timepiece. His face looked more
3596
+ than ever like Aunt Gertrude's. He stood as she had stood in that last
3597
+ quarter of an hour when we saw her wind the clock.
3598
+
3599
+ The same thought struck Harry and myself.
3600
+
3601
+ "Hold!" we cried, as he began to wind the works. "It may be death if
3602
+ you-"
3603
+
3604
+ The professor's sallow features shone with the strange enthusiasm that
3605
+ had transformed Aunt Gertrude's.
3606
+
3607
+ "True," he said, "it may be death; but it may be the awakening. Past,
3608
+ present, future; all woven together! The shuttle goes to and fro,
3609
+ forward and back-"
3610
+
3611
+ He had wound the clock. The hands were whirling around the dial from
3612
+ right to left with inconceivable rapidity. In this whirl we ourselves
3613
+ seemed to be borne along. Eternities seemed to contract into minutes
3614
+ while lifetimes were thrown off at every tick. Van Stopp, both arms
3615
+ outstretched, was reeling in his chair. The house shook again under a
3616
+ tremendous peal of thunder. At the same instant a ball of fire,
3617
+ leaving a wake of sulphurous vapor and filling the room with dazzling
3618
+ light, passed over our heads and smote the clock. Van Stopp was
3619
+ prostrated. The hands ceased to revolve.
3620
+
3621
+ IV
3622
+
3623
+ The roar of the thunder sounded like heavy cannonading. The
3624
+ lightning's blaze appeared as the steady light of a conflagration.
3625
+ With our hands over our eyes, Harry and I rushed out into the night.
3626
+
3627
+ Under a red sky people were hurrying toward the Stadthuis. Flames in
3628
+ the direction of the Roman tower told us that the heart of the town
3629
+ was afire. The faces of those we saw were haggard and emaciated. From
3630
+ every side we caught disjointed phrases of complaint or despair.
3631
+ "Horseflesh at ten schillings the pound," said one, "and bread at
3632
+ sixteen schillings." "Bread indeed!" an old woman retorted: "It's
3633
+ eight weeks gone since I have seen a crumb." "My little grandchild,
3634
+ the lame one, went last night." "Do you know what Gekke Betje, the
3635
+ washerwoman, did? She was starving. Her babe died, and she and her
3636
+ man-"
3637
+
3638
+ A louder cannon burst cut short this revelation. We made our way on
3639
+ toward the citadel of the town, passing a few soldiers here and there
3640
+ and many burghers with grim faces under their broad-brimmed felt hats.
3641
+
3642
+ "There is bread plenty yonder where the gunpowder is, and full pardon,
3643
+ too. Valdez shot another amnesty over the walls this morning."
3644
+
3645
+ An excited crowd immediately surrounded the speaker. "But the fleet!"
3646
+ they cried.
3647
+
3648
+ "The fleet is grounded fast on the Greenway polder. Boisot may turn
3649
+ his one eye seaward for a wind till famine and pestilence have carried
3650
+ off every mother's son of ye, and his ark will not be a rope's length
3651
+ nearer. Death by plague, death by starvation, death by fire and
3652
+ musketry--that is what the burgomaster offers us in return for glory
3653
+ for himself and kingdom for Orange."
3654
+
3655
+ "He asks us," said a sturdy citizen, "to hold out only twenty-four
3656
+ hours longer, and to pray meanwhile for an ocean wind."
3657
+
3658
+ "Ah, yes!" sneered the first speaker. "Pray on. There is bread enough
3659
+ locked in Pieter Adriaanszoon van der Werf's cellar. I warrant you
3660
+ that is what gives him so wonderful a stomach for resisting the Most
3661
+ Catholic King."
3662
+
3663
+ A young girl, with braided yellow hair, pressed through the crowd and
3664
+ confronted the malcontent. "Good people," said the maiden, "do not
3665
+ listen to him. He is a traitor with a Spanish heart. I am Pieter's
3666
+ daughter. We have no bread. We ate malt cakes and rapeseed like the
3667
+ rest of you till that was gone. Then we stripped the green leaves from
3668
+ the lime trees and willows in our garden and ate them. We have eaten
3669
+ even the thistles and weeds that grew between the stones by the canal.
3670
+ The coward lies."
3671
+
3672
+ Nevertheless, the insinuation had its effect. The throng, now become a
3673
+ mob, surged off in the direction of the burgomaster's house. One
3674
+ ruffian raised his hand to strike the girl out of the way. In a wink
3675
+ the cur was under the feet of his fellows, and Harry, panting and
3676
+ glowing, stood at the maiden's side, shouting defiance in good English
3677
+ at the backs of the rapidly retreating crowd.
3678
+
3679
+ With the utmost frankness she put both her arms around Harry's neck
3680
+ and kissed him.
3681
+
3682
+ "Thank you," she said. "You are a hearty lad. My name is Gertruyd van
3683
+ der Wert."
3684
+
3685
+ Harry was fumbling in his vocabulary for the proper Dutch phrases, but
3686
+ the girl would not stay for compliments. "They mean mischief to my
3687
+ father"; and she hurried us through several exceedingly narrow streets
3688
+ into a three-cornered market place dominated by a church with two
3689
+ spires. "There he is," she exclaimed, "on the steps of St. Pancras."
3690
+
3691
+ There was a tumult in the market place. The conflagration raging
3692
+ beyond the church and the voices of the Spanish and Walloon cannon
3693
+ outside of the walls were less angry than the roar of this multitude
3694
+ of desperate men clamoring for the bread that a single word from their
3695
+ leader's lips would bring them. "Surrender to the King!" they cried,
3696
+ "or we will send your dead body to Lammen as Leyden's token of
3697
+ submission."
3698
+
3699
+ One tall man, taller by half a head than any of the burghers
3700
+ confronting him, and so dark of complexion that we wondered how he
3701
+ could be the father of Gertruyd, heard the threat in silence. When the
3702
+ burgomaster spoke, the mob listened in spite of themselves.
3703
+
3704
+ "What is it you ask, my friends? That we break our vow and surrender
3705
+ Leyden to the Spaniards? That is to devote ourselves to a fate far
3706
+ more horrible than starvation. I have to keep the oath! Kill me, if
3707
+ you will have it so. I can die only once, whether by your hands, by
3708
+ the enemy's, or by the hand of God. Let us starve, if we must,
3709
+ welcoming starvation because it comes before dishonor. Your menaces do
3710
+ not move me; my life is at your disposal. Here, take my sword, thrust
3711
+ it into my breast, and divide my flesh among you to appease your
3712
+ hunger. So long as I remain alive expect no surrender."
3713
+
3714
+ There was silence again while the mob wavered. Then there were
3715
+ mutterings around us. Above these rang out the clear voice of the girl
3716
+ whose hand Harry still held-unnecessarily, it seemed to me.
3717
+
3718
+ "Do you not feel the sea wind? It has come at last. To the tower! And
3719
+ the first man there will see by moonlight the full white sails of the
3720
+ prince's ships."
3721
+
3722
+ For several hours I scoured the streets of the town, seeking in vain
3723
+ my cousin and his companion; the sudden movement of the crowd toward
3724
+ the Roman tower had separated us. On every side I saw evidences of the
3725
+ terrible chastisement that had brought this stout-hearted people to
3726
+ the verge of despair. A man with hungry eyes chased a lean rat along
3727
+ the bank of the canal. A young mother, with two dead babes in her
3728
+ arms, sat in a doorway to which they bore the bodies of her husband
3729
+ and father, just killed at the walls. In the middle of a deserted
3730
+ street I passed unburied corpses in a pile twice as high as my head.
3731
+ The pestilence had been there-kinder than the Spaniard, because it
3732
+ held out no treacherous promises while it dealt its blows.
3733
+
3734
+ Toward morning the wind increased to a gale. There was no sleep in
3735
+ Leyden, no more talk of surrender, no longer any thought or care about
3736
+ defense. These words were on the lips of everybody I met: "Daylight
3737
+ will bring the fleet!"
3738
+
3739
+ Did daylight bring the fleet? History says so, but I was not a
3740
+ witness. I know only that before dawn the gale culminated in a violent
3741
+ thunderstorm, and that at the same time a muffled explosion, heavier
3742
+ than the thunder, shook the town. I was in the crowd that watched from
3743
+ the Roman Mound for the first signs of the approaching relief. The
3744
+ concussion shook hope out of every face. "Their mine has reached the
3745
+ wall!" But where? I pressed forward until I found the burgomaster, who
3746
+ was standing among the rest. "Quick!" I whispered. "It is beyond the
3747
+ Cow Gate, and this side of the Tower of Burgundy." He gave me a
3748
+ searching glance, and then strode away, without making any attempt to
3749
+ quiet the general panic. I followed close at his heels.
3750
+
3751
+ It was a tight run of nearly half a mile to the rampart in question.
3752
+ When we reached the Cow Gate this is what we saw:
3753
+
3754
+ A great gap, where the wall had been, opening to the swampy fields
3755
+ beyond: in the moat, outside and below, a confusion of upturned faces,
3756
+ belonging to men who struggled like demons to achieve the breach, and
3757
+ who now gained a few feet and now were forced back; on the shattered
3758
+ rampart a handful of soldiers and burghers forming a living wall where
3759
+ masonry had failed; perhaps a double handful of women and girls,
3760
+ serving stones to the defenders and boiling water in buckets, besides
3761
+ pitch and oil and unslaked lime, and some of them quoiting tarred and
3762
+ burning hoops over the necks of the Spaniards in the moat; my cousin
3763
+ Harry leading and directing the men; the burgomaster's daughter
3764
+ Gertruyd encouraging and inspiring the women.
3765
+
3766
+ But what attracted my attention more than anything else was the
3767
+ frantic activity of a little figure in black, who, with a huge ladle,
3768
+ was showering molten lead on the heads of the assailing party. As he
3769
+ turned to the bonfire and kettle which supplied him with ammunition,
3770
+ his features came into the full light. I gave a cry of surprise: the
3771
+ ladler of molten lead was Professor Van Stopp.
3772
+
3773
+ The burgomaster Van der Werf turned at my sudden exclamation. "Who is
3774
+ that?" I said. "The man at the kettle?"
3775
+
3776
+ "That," replied Van der Werf, "is the brother of my wife, the
3777
+ clockmaker Jan Lipperdam."
3778
+
3779
+ The affair at the breach was over almost before we had had time to
3780
+ grasp the situation. The Spaniards, who had overthrown the wall of
3781
+ brick and stone, found the living wall impregnable. They could not
3782
+ even maintain their position in the moat; they were driven off into
3783
+ the darkness. Now I felt a sharp pain in my left arm. Some stray
3784
+ missile must have hit me while we watched the fight.
3785
+
3786
+ "Who has done this thing?" demanded the burgomaster. "Who is it that
3787
+ has kept watch on today while the rest of us were straining fools'
3788
+ eyes toward tomorrow?"
3789
+
3790
+ Gertruyd van der Werf came forward proudly, leading my cousin. "My
3791
+ father," said the girl, "he has saved my life."
3792
+
3793
+ "That is much to me," said the burgomaster, "but it is not all. He has
3794
+ saved Leyden and he has saved Holland."
3795
+
3796
+ I was becoming dizzy. The faces around me seemed unreal. Why were we
3797
+ here with these people? Why did the thunder and lightning forever
3798
+ continue? Why did the clockmaker, Jan Lipperdam, turn always toward me
3799
+ the face of Professor Van Stopp? "Harry!" I said, "come back to our
3800
+ rooms."
3801
+
3802
+ But though he grasped my hand warmly his other hand still held that of
3803
+ the girl, and he did not move. Then nausea overcame me. My head swam,
3804
+ and the breach and its defenders faded from sight.
3805
+
3806
+ V
3807
+
3808
+ Three days later I sat with one arm bandaged in my accustomed seat in
3809
+ Van Stopp's lecture room. The place beside me was vacant.
3810
+
3811
+ "We hear much," said the Hegelian professor, reading from a notebook
3812
+ in his usual dry, hurried tone, "of the influence of the sixteenth
3813
+ century upon the nineteenth. No philosopher, as far as I am aware, has
3814
+ studied the influence of the nineteenth century upon the sixteenth. If
3815
+ cause produces effect, does effect never induce cause? Does the law of
3816
+ heredity, unlike all other laws of this universe of mind and matter,
3817
+ operate in one direction only? Does the descendant owe everything to
3818
+ the ancestor, and the ancestor nothing to the descendant? Does
3819
+ destiny, which may seize upon our existence, and for its own purposes
3820
+ bear us far into the future, never carry us back into the past?"
3821
+
3822
+ I went back to my rooms in the Breede Straat, where my only companion
3823
+ was the silent clock.
3824
+
3825
+
3826
+
3827
+ THE END
3828
+
3829
+ EOT
3830
+
3831
+