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- checksums.yaml +4 -4
- data/examples/ballonizer_app/config.ru +59 -0
- data/examples/ballonizer_app/index.html +159 -0
- data/examples/ballonizer_js_module/index.html +196 -0
- data/lib/assets/javascripts/ballonizer.js +482 -0
- data/lib/assets/stylesheets/ballonizer.css +78 -0
- data/lib/ballonizer.rb +201 -36
- data/spec/ballonizer_spec.rb +153 -2
- data/spec/javascripts/ballonizer_spec.js +568 -0
- data/spec/javascripts/fixtures/ballonized-xkcd-with-anchor-in-image.html +163 -0
- data/spec/javascripts/fixtures/ballonized-xkcd-with-ballons.html +163 -0
- data/spec/javascripts/fixtures/ballonized-xkcd-without-ballons.html +163 -0
- data/spec/javascripts/fixtures/xkcd.css +191 -0
- data/spec/javascripts/helpers/jasmine-jquery.js +660 -0
- data/spec/javascripts/helpers/jquery.simulate-ext.js +32 -0
- data/spec/javascripts/helpers/jquery.simulate.drag-n-drop.js +583 -0
- data/spec/javascripts/helpers/jquery.simulate.js +328 -0
- data/spec/javascripts/support/jasmine.yml +99 -0
- data/vendor/assets/javascripts/jquery-2.0.1.js +8837 -0
- data/vendor/assets/javascripts/jquery-ui-1.10.3.custom.min.js +6 -0
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ballonizer = Ballonizer.new(DB, {
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