aidan_ipsum 0.1.0

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+/.bundle/
+/.yardoc
+/Gemfile.lock
+/_yardoc/
+/coverage/
+/doc/
+/pkg/
+/spec/reports/
+/tmp/

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+--format documentation
+--color

data/.travis.yml

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+sudo: false
+language: ruby
+rvm:
+  - 2.3.1
+before_install: gem install bundler -v 1.12.5

data/Gemfile

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+source 'https://rubygems.org'
+
+# Specify your gem's dependencies in aidan_ipsum.gemspec
+gemspec

data/LICENSE.txt

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+The MIT License (MIT)
+
+Copyright (c) 2016 Tom Dracz
+
+Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
+of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
+in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
+to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
+copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
+furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
+
+The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in
+all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
+
+THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
+IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
+FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
+AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
+LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM,
+OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN
+THE SOFTWARE.

data/README.md

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+# AidanIpsum
+
+Welcome to your new gem! In this directory, you'll find the files you need to be able to package up your Ruby library into a gem. Put your Ruby code in the file `lib/aidan_ipsum`. To experiment with that code, run `bin/console` for an interactive prompt.
+
+TODO: Delete this and the text above, and describe your gem
+
+## Installation
+
+Add this line to your application's Gemfile:
+
+```ruby
+gem "aidan_ipsum", :git => "git://github.com/tomdracz/aidan_ipsum.git"
+```
+
+And then execute:
+```bash
+  $ bundle
+```
+
+Or install it yourself as:
+  ```bash
+  $ gem install aidan_ipsum
+  ```
+
+## Usage
+
+  You can run the gem from included console file
+  ```bash
+  bin/console
+  ```
+  Sentence
+  ```bash
+  AidanIpsum.sentence
+  ```
+  Paragraph
+  ```bash
+  AidanIpsum.paragraph(optional_number_of_sentences)
+  ```
+  Quote
+  ```bash
+  AidanIpsum.quote
+  ```
+  Gibberish
+  ```bash
+  AidanIpsum.gibberish(optional_level_of_nonsense)
+  ```
+  BONUS Bingo card
+  ```bash
+  AidanIpsum.bingo
+  ```
+
+## TODO
+
+Tests, because I'm lazy
+
+## Contributing
+
+Bug reports and pull requests are welcome on GitHub at https://github.com/[USERNAME]/aidan_ipsum.
+
+
+## License
+
+The gem is available as open source under the terms of the [MIT License](http://opensource.org/licenses/MIT).
+

data/Rakefile

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+require "bundler/gem_tasks"
+require "rspec/core/rake_task"
+
+RSpec::Core::RakeTask.new(:spec)
+
+task :default => :spec

data/aidan_ipsum.gemspec

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+# coding: utf-8
+lib = File.expand_path('../lib', __FILE__)
+$LOAD_PATH.unshift(lib) unless $LOAD_PATH.include?(lib)
+require 'aidan_ipsum/version'
+
+Gem::Specification.new do |spec|
+  spec.name          = "aidan_ipsum"
+  spec.version       = AidanIpsum::VERSION
+  spec.authors       = ["Tom Dracz"]
+  spec.email         = ["tjdracz@gmail.com"]
+
+  spec.summary       = "AidanIpsum generator"
+  spec.description   = "Generate comedy gold"
+  spec.homepage      = "https://github.com/tomdracz/aidan_ipsum"
+  spec.license       = "MIT"
+
+  spec.files         = `git ls-files -z`.split("\x0").reject { |f| f.match(%r{^(test|spec|features)/}) }
+  spec.bindir        = "exe"
+  spec.executables   = spec.files.grep(%r{^exe/}) { |f| File.basename(f) }
+  spec.require_paths = ["lib"]
+
+  spec.add_development_dependency "bundler", "~> 1.12"
+  spec.add_development_dependency "rake", "~> 10.0"
+  spec.add_development_dependency "rspec", "~> 3.0"
+end

data/bin/console

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+#!/usr/bin/env ruby
+
+require "bundler/setup"
+require "aidan_ipsum"
+
+require "irb"
+IRB.start

data/lib/aidan_ipsum/version.rb

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+module AidanIpsum
+  VERSION = "0.1.0"
+end

data/lib/aidan_ipsum/words.txt

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+quick question
+did you know
+shut your face, Tom
+so i turned around and ...
+** puts up middle finger **
+I've broken it
+Git Kracken
+this is my suitcase
+unfortunately we have no skip rule
+voted no. 4 in American X-factor
+or was it 6th
+Suicide Squad is the greatest film of all time
+we have to queue up, we only have 3 hours left
+to be fair
+the thing is
+I'd like to point out
+no no no no no, right
+is there an ATM?
+WordPress
+** exhales loudly while someone is explaining their point of view **
+can I just say something
+trip 1 tell Trip 2 he has to wear our t-shirts
+James Street is much closer than Central
+Mike you look like you've been in a war
+it won't render
+just finished my 2 hour sound check
+roman empire
+ridiculously curly hair
+minecraft
+works on mine
+yyyyeeeesss?
+that was me
+sorry about that
+I find that really amusing
+why are you clicking
+fun fact
+I slept through my alarm
+it's my tablet
+good one...
+I dont know but its now my fault
+I've checked it
+definitely works
+trip 1
+100% sure
+I got confused
+or I've confused myself
+the Spanish armada was great wasn't it...
+I've updated the firmware
+I smell of people on the train
+James Street is closer than central
+Mordor
+I've sneezed
+my nose is bleeding
+what did I do?
+that was rude
+working on it now
+I'll have it done by the end of the day, give or take 10 minutes
+do you know what's really bizzare
+gosh darn it
+I'll take 12% ownership
+that branch is scary
+AI-dan
+can of monster
+Doom
+Barcelona
+do me a favour
+I did not drink that beer
+shush ya face
+Michael Jackson
+moonwalk with me
+unfortunately not every problem can be solved with stress relieving hand sanitiser
+I've booked a hotel
+I've booked the wrong dates
+I've never said anything but nice things about Tom
+** nodding head **
+** more gasps **
+I should be really offended by this
+because simple is cool
+anyone can name 4 Barcelona players
+it's easier that way
+stop stealing my job titles
+Chief
+I am on schedule
+huffs loudly
+efficiency is the name of the game
+wait! What?
+*** mumbles to himself ***
+fucking blazer
+can you do a master deploy?
+no it doesn't
+holy mother of jesus
+very crafty
+magic Aidan
+I've been getting far too sassy recently
+Lucifer was not an angel
+I'm a wizard
+you're a star
+this is mine
+I want to know what you're talking about
+ahhhh itchy nose
+shut your face
+** elaborate 1st person story from an alarms point of view **
+** something irrelevant about fan fiction **
+I can promise you that
+I remain convinced you have a secret slack about me
+you're more preferable to Jason
+yur hair isn't black it's just dark grey
+IBM is relatively unkown
+A.I is a massive subject so I'll try and condense it as much as I can
+...
+A.I is a massive subject so I'll try and condense it as much as I can
+I used to have an iPhone
+if I hit you with a pickaxe, it wouldn't kill you
+I have changed bed since then
+my bunk bed gives me more room for activities
+sorry, just got excited about a WYSIWYG editor
+I feel sorry for your mouse
+(Name) turned around and said...
+it will fall over if you’re not careful
+no pressure
+I'm not sick at all
+if you haven't accounted for it by now, it's your fault

data/lib/aidan_ipsum.rb

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+module AidanIpsum
+  PUNCTUATION = ['.', ',', '!']
+
+  def self.sentence
+    l = WordLoader.new
+    l.quotes.shuffle!
+    quotes_to_use = l.quotes.sample(rand(2..3))
+    sentence = quotes_to_use.join(PUNCTUATION.sample + " ")
+    sentence << "." unless PUNCTUATION.include?(sentence[-1])
+    sanitise_sentence(sentence)
+  end
+
+  def self.paragraph(sentences = 5)
+    paragraph = []
+    sentences.times do |s|
+      paragraph << self.sentence
+    end
+    paragraph.join(" ")
+  end
+
+  def self.quote
+    l = WordLoader.new
+    sanitise_sentence(l.quotes.shuffle!.sample)
+  end
+
+  def self.gibberish(words = 20)
+    l = WordLoader.new
+    all_words = l.quotes.join(" ").split(" ")
+    all_words.shuffle!
+    sanitise_sentence(all_words.sample(words).join(" "))
+  end
+
+  def self.bingo
+    l = WordLoader.new
+    bingo = Hash.new
+    columns = [:a1, :a2, :a3,:b1, :b2, :b3,:c1, :c2, :c3]
+    columns.each do |c|
+      value = l.quotes.sample
+      l.quotes.delete(value)
+      bingo[c] = value
+    end
+    puts "*** Your AidanBingo card ***"
+    puts " 1   #{bingo[:a1]} | #{bingo[:b1]} | #{bingo[:c1]}"
+    puts "    ----------------------------------------------"
+    puts " 2   #{bingo[:a2]} | #{bingo[:b2]} | #{bingo[:c2]}"
+    puts "    ----------------------------------------------"
+    puts " 3   #{bingo[:a3]} | #{bingo[:b3]} | #{bingo[:c3]}"
+  end
+
+  def self.sanitise_sentence(sentence)
+    sentence.gsub(/([a-z])((?:[^.?!]|\.(?=[a-z]))*)/i) { $1.upcase + $2.rstrip }
+  end
+
+  def self.method_missing(method_sym, *arguments, &block)
+    return "** puts up middle finger **"
+  end
+
+  class WordLoader
+    attr_accessor :quotes
+
+    def initialize
+      self.quotes = []
+      File.open(File.dirname(__FILE__) << '/aidan_ipsum/words.txt').each_line do |quote|
+        self.quotes << quote.gsub!(/\n/, '')
+      end
+      self.quotes.compact!
+    end
+  end
+end

metadata

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+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
+name: aidan_ipsum
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+  version: 0.1.0
+platform: ruby
+authors:
+- Tom Dracz
+autorequire: 
+bindir: exe
+cert_chain: []
+date: 2016-10-18 00:00:00.000000000 Z
+dependencies:
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: bundler
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - "~>"
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '1.12'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - "~>"
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '1.12'
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: rake
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - "~>"
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '10.0'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - "~>"
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '10.0'
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: rspec
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - "~>"
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '3.0'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - "~>"
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '3.0'
+description: Generate comedy gold
+email:
+- tjdracz@gmail.com
+executables: []
+extensions: []
+extra_rdoc_files: []
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+- ".gitignore"
+- ".rspec"
+- ".travis.yml"
+- Gemfile
+- LICENSE.txt
+- README.md
+- Rakefile
+- aidan_ipsum.gemspec
+- bin/console
+- lib/aidan_ipsum.rb
+- lib/aidan_ipsum/version.rb
+- lib/aidan_ipsum/words.txt
+homepage: https://github.com/tomdracz/aidan_ipsum
+licenses:
+- MIT
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+summary: AidanIpsum generator
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