richqueue 1.0__tar.gz → 1.1__tar.gz
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- {richqueue-1.0 → richqueue-1.1}/PKG-INFO +1 -1
- {richqueue-1.0 → richqueue-1.1}/pyproject.toml +1 -1
- richqueue-1.1/richqueue/wisdom.py +336 -0
- richqueue-1.0/richqueue/wisdom.py +0 -259
- {richqueue-1.0 → richqueue-1.1}/.gitignore +0 -0
- {richqueue-1.0 → richqueue-1.1}/LICENSE +0 -0
- {richqueue-1.0 → richqueue-1.1}/README.md +0 -0
- {richqueue-1.0 → richqueue-1.1}/richqueue/__init__.py +0 -0
- {richqueue-1.0 → richqueue-1.1}/richqueue/console.py +0 -0
- {richqueue-1.0 → richqueue-1.1}/richqueue/layout.py +0 -0
- {richqueue-1.0 → richqueue-1.1}/richqueue/main.py +0 -0
- {richqueue-1.0 → richqueue-1.1}/richqueue/slurm.py +0 -0
- {richqueue-1.0 → richqueue-1.1}/richqueue/table.py +0 -0
- {richqueue-1.0 → richqueue-1.1}/richqueue/tools.py +0 -0
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from random import sample
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from .console import console
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from rich.table import Table
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"DO IT TOMORROW",
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"HOW 'BOUT NAH",
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"TO DRIVE A TANK SIMPLY USE DRUIDRY TO TRANSFORM INTO A TANK DRIVER",
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"FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE I'LL ALWAYS HAVE ANOTHER COFFEE", # MW
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"DEATH DOES NOT PROTECT YOU FROM CRITICISM",
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"SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO SPEND MONEY TO MAKE MONEY.\n\nSOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO SPEND MONEY TO LOSE MONEY.\n\nONE THING'S FOR SURE, YOU HAVE TO SPEND MONEY.", # Rust Valley Restorers
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"LOUIE TOLD ME WHAT TO DO AND I DID MY BEST TO FUCK IT UP",
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"I'M GONNA GO TO THAT BUS STATION TOMORROW AND KICK MIKE'S ASS",
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"ENORMOUS DRAGON OF FAECES, DANCING INSIDE ME", # FB
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"I HAD A CRISIS OF FAITH IN MY RESEARCH, BUT THEN I REALISED THAT IT'S FINE",
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"WITH A TALK LIKE THAT YOU CAN EXPECT TO MEET A PERSON\nWHO TOTALLY DISAGREES WITH EVERYTHING YOU SAID.\nYOU WILL FIND THAT PERSON IN ME", # Moritz @ QuEBS 2022
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"IT'S A PITY THEY FOUND A CURE FOR LEPROSY", # QuEBS 2022 Excursion
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"THE PHILOSOPHICAL SIGNIFICANCE OF POO",
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"LOW IMPACT FACTOR? I WANT LOW IMPACT ON MY LIFE!",
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"NOT F*CK YO MAMA F*CK YO-YO MA!",
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"IT NEEDS TO TASTE GOOD, AND KILL YOU", # CV
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"WOULD YOU RATHER:\n\nWALLACE HAMMERING FOR AN HOUR\n\nOR\n\nA BRIEF AL-QAEDA MOMENT?",
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"HAVE YOU READ KARL MARX'S LATEST TWEET?",
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146
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"IF WE OVERCOME THIS I WILL JERK FROM NOW UNTIL THE NEXT YEAR", # FB
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148
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"DO LOOK A THIEVING STUFFED DOUGHNUT IN THE ASS",
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149
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"YOU'RE NOT HUMAN UNTIL YOU'VE BEEN CITED", # LS
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150
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"EINSTEIN? LARGELY A B*TCH",
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152
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"I’M SCARED TO GO TO TEXAS, PEOPLE JUST SHOOTING ME", # MS
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153
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154
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"WE SHOULD GET AN OFFICE DILDO",
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155
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"AIDS SALIVA IS A-OK\nSO YOU CAN GIVE THAT WHISTLE A SUCK",
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156
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"NO ONE EVER SAID NOT TO EAT YELLOW RICE",
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157
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"WALRUSES RAPING PENGUINS FOR REASONS THAT ARE NOT YET CLEAR",
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158
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"THEY NEVER SAID DON'T EAT YELLOW RICE",
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159
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"RUINING PEOPLE'S CAREERS BY KEEPING THEM IN THE SAME PLACE\nJUST BECAUSE I DID", # JAK
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160
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"WHEN I FIRST STARTED LECTURING\nI DID A LOT OF BUM WIGGLING", # JAK
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161
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"I DON'T UNDERSTAND HAVING VALUES",
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162
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"THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I'M NOT\nEATING YOUR FACE OFF RIGHT NOW",
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"DOUBLE-TEAMED BY GERIATRICS",
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"LIMPINGCHAN",
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"LET'S HAVE A QUICK CHAT?\nI NEED TO VENT SOME ANGER!",
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"THE FRENCHMAN BURNS EASILY",
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"WHY IS THE BROWN ALWAYS CAUSING PROBLEMS",
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"QUANTUM NATIONALISM",
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"THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TIME",
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"IS OUR BANANA CORRECT?",
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"WOULD YOU RATHER:\n\nWALLACE HAMMERING FOR AN HOUR\n\nOR\n\nA BRIEF AL-QAEDA MOMENT?",
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"THE CONSPIRACY GROWS",
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"YOU'RE LOOKING GUILTIER BY THE SECOND",
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"I HAD TO MAKE SOMETHING, BUT I ONLY DESTROY",
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"QUANTUM CRY FOR HELP",
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"QB SOS",
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"UNFORUNATELY THE JAVA VERSION ON EUREKA IS TOO OLD TO RUN MINECRAFT", # MW
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179
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"NOBODY CARES, ESPECIALLY ME",
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180
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"GEOGRAPHICALLY-CHALLENGED",
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"I GUESS THAT'S ONE GOOD THING ABOUT FASCISTS",
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182
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"TESTICLES HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL",
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"WHENEVER IN DOUBT, GIVE LOUIE A SHOUT",
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"IF IN MOGADISHU, TELL LOUIE 'I MISS YOU'",
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185
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"IF YOU'RE IN A PICKLE,\nGIVE LOUIE A TICKLE",
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"DOORS - UNLIKE PEOPLE - CAN BE UNFUCKED", # MW
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"ARE YOU GOING TO GO TO HIS OFFICE, LIFT HIS ARMS UP\nAND GET YOUR FINGERS IN THERE?",
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"I CANNOT RIPEN MY OWN BANANA",
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"I DO BELIEVE!",
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190
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"GREAT MINDS THINK THE SAME JUNK",
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"""HI EVERYONE.\nHOW DO YOU KEEP WORKING WITH A COLLABORATOR IF\nYOUR LAST MEETING ENDED WITH YOU SAYING\n\n"SPARE ME THIS USELESS AND AGGRESSIVE RHETORIC,\n'CAUSE I DON'T NEED IT, OR CARE ABOUT IT"?""",
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"LUCKILY SCIENCE AND DFT CALCULATIONS,\nDO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR IMPRESSION OF THEM", # FB
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"I WAS ONLY DOING AN IMPRESSION OF A NONCE!",
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"SHOULD I BUY AN END OF LIFE PLANNER FOR MY PHD?", # EN
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"WE NEED MORE MONEY TO\nMAKE STUDENTS SUFFER",
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"I WON'T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO,\nI'LL JUST JUDGE YOU",
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"NO, YOU DO NOT NEED TO STAY IN QB.\nAND YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO DO SO",
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"SHIT CODE IS THE FIRST STEP TO NOT SHIT CODE", # MW
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201
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"I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE THESE ARE NOT REAL CONFUCIUS QUOTES", # MS
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"WOULD YOU RATHER MAKE LOVE TO AN EYE OR A FOOT?", # unknown @ MMC 2023
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"QUANTUM PHYSICS MEANS THAT\nANYTHING CAN HAPPEN AT ANY TIME,\nFOR NO REASON", # Futurama
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"I WOULD BE SCHLOBBIN ON SOMEONE'S KNOB FOR THAT", # LS
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"THERE IS NO GREAT LOVE, WITHOUT GREAT JEALOUSY", # Futurama
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"THE BAD BOYS WON'T WAIT ALL NIGHT", # MW @ ABC 2023
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"THERE'S NOTHING NATURAL ABOUT AVERAGING COORDINATES", # ABC 2023
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"ONIONS DON'T HURT ME",
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"THAT WAS BEFORE I DISCOVERED TURKISH MEN", # RG @ ABC 2023
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"ALL COSTS ARE SUBSTANTIAL",
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"ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA TO BLAME THE FRENCH",
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"CHEESE, SEX AND ALIENS", # about a museum in Basel
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"YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT YOUR MISERY",
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"COSTA RICA WAS A SIMULATION WITH THE WRONG FORCE FIELD", # Leandro @ ABC 2023
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218
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"LOW ENTROPY REGION OF NERDS",
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"THANK YOU FOR BEING WILLING", # MW @ ABC 2023
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220
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"HELLO STALKERS, COME TO ME",
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221
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"YOU'RE ALWAYS ON THE RECEIVING END OF THE MOOSE SHAFTING",
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222
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"IT'S A COCKTAIL OF SHIT",
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223
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"F*CK HIM, CARVE YOUR OWN PATH", # LS about Löwdin
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224
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"I AM A STRAIGHT WHITE WHALE",
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225
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"TO KILL A MONKEYBIRD",
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226
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"LAZINESS LEADS TO THE ULTIMATE CREATIVITY",
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227
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"DO YOU KNOW HOW TO READ [bold]FACIAL[/bold] LIPS?",
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228
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"THERE'S TOO MANY BALD BASTARDS",
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229
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"MAYBE YOU'RE THE D&D CHARACTER OF SOMEONE ELSE,\nAND THEY ARE DOING A REALLY BAD JOB",
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"THIS IS NOT AN ACT OF GOD,\nIT IS PITY",
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231
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"FREUD'S THEORY ON GRAPEFRUITING YOUR DAD",
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232
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"NORMALLY IT'S SHIT.\n\nBUT TODAY, IT'S [bold]EXCEPTIONALLY[/bold] SHIT",
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"WHAT ARE THESE REVOLUTIONARY LOOKING FIGURES?\nAH YES, HEXAGONS",
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"IF YOU ABUSE THEM, THEY'LL MOVE",
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235
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"IT'S NOT SEXUAL HARASSMENT, IT'S A COMPLIMENT",
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"NOT A GOOD CRAZY",
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237
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"EVENTUALLY YOU HAVE TO CARE ABOUT [bold]SOMETHING[/bold]",
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238
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"DON'T PUSH THE RIVER", # MW
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239
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"THE DILDO OF CONSEQUENCES RARELY ARRIVES PRE-LUBED", # REDDIT
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240
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"IT'S ALL UNDER CONTROL", # TH
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"THERE IS NO FUN WITHOUT VIOLENCE", # GF
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242
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"AN UBER IS TRANSIENT BUT SWIM TRUNKS ARE FOREVER", # MW
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243
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"IT'S NOT STEALING IF YOU PIONEER SOMETHING", # MW
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244
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"THE SUFFERING IS OPTIONAL",
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245
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"THAT'S THANKS TO LOUIE, AIMEE,\nAND - IT PAINS ME TO SAY IT - GEORGE", # alex jones @ QuEBS 2023
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246
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"HOME IS WHERE YOUR CHEEKS IMPRESS", # MW
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247
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"YOUR NUTS ARE DOING A REAL JOB ON MY THROAT", # MW
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248
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"VICIOUS CIRCLE OF BOLLOCKING", # RL, XChem, Aug 2023
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249
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"CROWDS GATHER TO WITNESS FIRST PANINI ARRIVE IN IRELAND", # Waterford Whispers News
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250
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"BLESSED ARE THE TOASTED SANDWICH MAKERS", # Waterford Whispers News
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251
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"BEEF JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS", # MW
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252
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"I'M NOT IN A PICKLE, I'M IN A POTENTIAL WELL",
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253
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"THE ELECTRON IDENTITY CRISIS",
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254
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"TOY STORY IS A SOCIAL COMMENTARY ON THE MEASUREMENT PROBLEM",
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255
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"DO YOU THINK SOME STUDENTS JUST AREN'T INTELLIGENT ENOUGH?",
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256
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"YOU DON'T NEED A DEBUGGER\nYOU NEED A PRIEST", # MW
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257
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"IF THE PAPER YOU WANT TO READ DOESN'T EXIST, WRITE IT", # MW
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