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prophet_sucks-1.0.0/LICENSE

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+MIT License
+
+Copyright (c) 2026 Peter Cotton
+
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prophet_sucks-1.0.0/PKG-INFO

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+Metadata-Version: 2.4
+Name: prophet-sucks
+Version: 1.0.0
+Summary: A joke package that re-exports `laplace` from skaters. Use skaters instead.
+Home-page: https://github.com/microprediction/skaters
+Author: microprediction
+Author-email: peter.cotton@microprediction.com
+License: MIT
+Classifier: Development Status :: 7 - Inactive
+Classifier: License :: OSI Approved :: MIT License
+Classifier: Programming Language :: Python :: 3
+Classifier: Topic :: Scientific/Engineering
+Requires-Python: >=3.10
+Description-Content-Type: text/markdown
+License-File: LICENSE
+Requires-Dist: skaters>=0.10.0
+Dynamic: author
+Dynamic: author-email
+Dynamic: classifier
+Dynamic: description
+Dynamic: description-content-type
+Dynamic: home-page
+Dynamic: license
+Dynamic: license-file
+Dynamic: requires-dist
+Dynamic: requires-python
+Dynamic: summary
+
+# prophet-sucks
+
+A public service announcement, lovingly delivered as a Python package.
+
+The punchline is also the useful part: instead of reaching for a heavyweight forecaster, use **[`skaters`](https://github.com/microprediction/skaters)** — a fast, light univariate forecasting package that even runs in Pyodide.
+
+![skating](https://i.imgur.com/elu5muO.png)
+
+## Install the real thing
+
+```bash
+pip install skaters
+```
+
+```python
+from skaters import laplace
+```
+
+## ...or keep laughing
+
+```bash
+pip install prophet-sucks
+```
+
+```python
+from prophet_sucks import laplace   # re-exported straight from skaters, with a wink
+```
+
+`prophet_sucks` is a thin shim: it re-exports `laplace` from `skaters` and emits a `DeprecationWarning` pointing you to the real package. That's the whole joke.
+
+## Links
+
+- skaters: https://github.com/microprediction/skaters
+- Docs: https://skaters.microprediction.org/
+
+MIT licensed.

prophet_sucks-1.0.0/README.md

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+# prophet-sucks
+
+A public service announcement, lovingly delivered as a Python package.
+
+The punchline is also the useful part: instead of reaching for a heavyweight forecaster, use **[`skaters`](https://github.com/microprediction/skaters)** — a fast, light univariate forecasting package that even runs in Pyodide.
+
+![skating](https://i.imgur.com/elu5muO.png)
+
+## Install the real thing
+
+```bash
+pip install skaters
+```
+
+```python
+from skaters import laplace
+```
+
+## ...or keep laughing
+
+```bash
+pip install prophet-sucks
+```
+
+```python
+from prophet_sucks import laplace   # re-exported straight from skaters, with a wink
+```
+
+`prophet_sucks` is a thin shim: it re-exports `laplace` from `skaters` and emits a `DeprecationWarning` pointing you to the real package. That's the whole joke.
+
+## Links
+
+- skaters: https://github.com/microprediction/skaters
+- Docs: https://skaters.microprediction.org/
+
+MIT licensed.

prophet_sucks-1.0.0/prophet_sucks/__init__.py

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+"""
+prophet-sucks is a public service announcement, lovingly delivered as a Python package.
+
+The punchline is also the useful part: stop reaching for heavyweight forecasters and
+use `skaters` (https://github.com/microprediction/skaters) instead — a fast, light
+univariate forecasting package that even runs in Pyodide.
+
+This package is a thin shim. It re-exports `laplace` from `skaters` so that
+`from prophet_sucks import laplace` works, and emits a DeprecationWarning nudging
+you toward the real thing:
+
+    pip install skaters
+    from skaters import laplace
+"""
+import warnings
+
+warnings.warn(
+    "prophet-sucks is a joke package. The serious recommendation is `skaters` "
+    "(pip install skaters; https://github.com/microprediction/skaters). "
+    "prophet_sucks only re-exports `laplace` from skaters. "
+    "Please import `from skaters import laplace` instead.",
+    DeprecationWarning,
+    stacklevel=2,
+)
+
+from skaters import laplace
+
+__all__ = ["laplace"]

prophet_sucks-1.0.0/prophet_sucks.egg-info/PKG-INFO

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+Metadata-Version: 2.4
+Name: prophet-sucks
+Version: 1.0.0
+Summary: A joke package that re-exports `laplace` from skaters. Use skaters instead.
+Home-page: https://github.com/microprediction/skaters
+Author: microprediction
+Author-email: peter.cotton@microprediction.com
+License: MIT
+Classifier: Development Status :: 7 - Inactive
+Classifier: License :: OSI Approved :: MIT License
+Classifier: Programming Language :: Python :: 3
+Classifier: Topic :: Scientific/Engineering
+Requires-Python: >=3.10
+Description-Content-Type: text/markdown
+License-File: LICENSE
+Requires-Dist: skaters>=0.10.0
+Dynamic: author
+Dynamic: author-email
+Dynamic: classifier
+Dynamic: description
+Dynamic: description-content-type
+Dynamic: home-page
+Dynamic: license
+Dynamic: license-file
+Dynamic: requires-dist
+Dynamic: requires-python
+Dynamic: summary
+
+# prophet-sucks
+
+A public service announcement, lovingly delivered as a Python package.
+
+The punchline is also the useful part: instead of reaching for a heavyweight forecaster, use **[`skaters`](https://github.com/microprediction/skaters)** — a fast, light univariate forecasting package that even runs in Pyodide.
+
+![skating](https://i.imgur.com/elu5muO.png)
+
+## Install the real thing
+
+```bash
+pip install skaters
+```
+
+```python
+from skaters import laplace
+```
+
+## ...or keep laughing
+
+```bash
+pip install prophet-sucks
+```
+
+```python
+from prophet_sucks import laplace   # re-exported straight from skaters, with a wink
+```
+
+`prophet_sucks` is a thin shim: it re-exports `laplace` from `skaters` and emits a `DeprecationWarning` pointing you to the real package. That's the whole joke.
+
+## Links
+
+- skaters: https://github.com/microprediction/skaters
+- Docs: https://skaters.microprediction.org/
+
+MIT licensed.

prophet_sucks-1.0.0/prophet_sucks.egg-info/SOURCES.txt

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+LICENSE
+README.md
+setup.py
+prophet_sucks/__init__.py
+prophet_sucks.egg-info/PKG-INFO
+prophet_sucks.egg-info/SOURCES.txt
+prophet_sucks.egg-info/dependency_links.txt
+prophet_sucks.egg-info/requires.txt
+prophet_sucks.egg-info/top_level.txt

prophet_sucks-1.0.0/prophet_sucks.egg-info/dependency_links.txt

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+

prophet_sucks-1.0.0/prophet_sucks.egg-info/requires.txt

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+skaters>=0.10.0

prophet_sucks-1.0.0/prophet_sucks.egg-info/top_level.txt

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+prophet_sucks

prophet_sucks-1.0.0/setup.cfg

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+[egg_info]
+tag_build = 
+tag_date = 0
+

prophet_sucks-1.0.0/setup.py

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+import pathlib
+from setuptools import setup
+
+HERE = pathlib.Path(__file__).parent
+
+README = (HERE / "README.md").read_text()
+
+setup(
+    name="prophet-sucks",
+    version="1.0.0",
+    description="A joke package that re-exports `laplace` from skaters. Use skaters instead.",
+    long_description=README,
+    long_description_content_type="text/markdown",
+    url="https://github.com/microprediction/skaters",
+    author="microprediction",
+    author_email="peter.cotton@microprediction.com",
+    license="MIT",
+    classifiers=[
+        "Development Status :: 7 - Inactive",
+        "License :: OSI Approved :: MIT License",
+        "Programming Language :: Python :: 3",
+        "Topic :: Scientific/Engineering",
+    ],
+    packages=["prophet_sucks"],
+    python_requires=">=3.10",
+    include_package_data=True,
+    install_requires=["skaters>=0.10.0"],
+)