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+Metadata-Version: 2.4
+Name: hack-evm
+Version: 0.1.0
+Summary: Advanced EVM Hacking Toolkit - Now with 100% more satire!
+Author-email: Manish Tiwari <manish.tiwari.09@zohomail.in>
+License: MIT
+Project-URL: Homepage, https://github.com/predictivemanish/hack-evm
+Project-URL: Bug Reports, https://github.com/predictivemanish/hack-evm/issues
+Project-URL: Source, https://github.com/predictivemanish/hack-evm
+Keywords: evm,hacking,satire,parody,election,quantum
+Classifier: Development Status :: 3 - Alpha
+Classifier: Intended Audience :: Developers
+Classifier: License :: OSI Approved :: MIT License
+Classifier: Programming Language :: Python :: 3
+Classifier: Programming Language :: Python :: 3.10
+Classifier: Programming Language :: Python :: 3.11
+Classifier: Programming Language :: Python :: 3.12
+Classifier: Topic :: Software Development :: Libraries :: Python Modules
+Classifier: Topic :: Utilities
+Requires-Python: >=3.10
+Description-Content-Type: text/markdown
+Requires-Dist: click>=8.1.0
+Requires-Dist: rich>=13.0.0
+Requires-Dist: typing-extensions>=4.8.0
+Provides-Extra: dev
+Requires-Dist: pytest>=7.4.0; extra == "dev"
+Requires-Dist: pytest-cov>=4.1.0; extra == "dev"
+Requires-Dist: ruff>=0.1.0; extra == "dev"
+Requires-Dist: black>=23.0.0; extra == "dev"
+Requires-Dist: mypy>=1.5.0; extra == "dev"
+
+# 🚀 hack-evm
+
+### *The World's Most Advanced EVM Hacking Toolkit™*
+
+[![PyPI version](https://badge.fury.io/py/hack-evm.svg)](https://pypi.org/project/hack-evm/)
+[![Python 3.10+](https://img.shields.io/badge/python-3.10+-blue.svg)](https://www.python.org/downloads/)
+[![License: MIT](https://img.shields.io/badge/License-MIT-yellow.svg)](https://opensource.org/licenses/MIT)
+[![Satire](https://img.shields.io/badge/contains-100%25_satire-red.svg)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire)
+
+
+---
+
+## 📖 Overview
+
+**hack-evm** is a state-of-the-art, quantum-enhanced, blockchain-powered, AI-driven, cloud-native EVM manipulation suite that absolutely, positively, 100% **does not work**.
+
+Developed by an anonymous collective of expert hackers (who prefer to remain anonymous because they don't exist), this toolkit leverages cutting-edge technologies like:
+- Quantum tunneling through democratic processes
+- Blockchain-based democracy extraction
+- Machine learning-powered vote telepathy
+- Cloud-synced ballot manipulation
+- Bollywood-inspired cyber toolkits
+
+**Spoiler alert**: Every single operation fails hilariously.
+
+---
+
+## 🎭 Installation
+
+```bash
+pip install hack-evm
+```
+**That's it! You're now ready to attempt hacking EVMs and fail spectacularly.**
+
+## Usage
+
+Python API
+```
+import hack_evm
+
+# Basic hack attempt
+hack_evm.hack()
+
+# Advanced hack with expert mode
+hack_evm.hack(level="expert")
+
+# Enable quantum mode
+hack_evm.quantum_mode()
+
+# Get a detailed explanation of the failure
+hack_evm.explain()
+```
+
+CLI
+```
+# Basic hack attempt
+$ hack-evm hack
+
+# Quantum hacking mode
+$ hack-evm quantum
+
+# Get an explanation of the latest failure
+$ hack-evm explain
+
+# Activate conspiracy mode (warning: may cause laughter)
+$ hack-evm conspiracy --level 9000
+
+# Easter eggs!
+$ hack-evm alien-mode
+$ hack-evm time-machine
+$ hack-evm bollywood-mode
+```
+
+
+## Special
+
+```
+pip uninstall hack-evm
+```
+**now, your computer becomes less humorous.**
+
+
+> ⚠️ **DISCLAIMER**: This package is **SATIRE**. It contains absolutely NO real hacking functionality. It cannot hack EVMs, elections, toasters, or anything else. If you believe this package can actually hack an EVM, please seek immediate assistance from a qualified electrician or reality checker.

hack_evm-0.1.0/README.md

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+# 🚀 hack-evm
+
+### *The World's Most Advanced EVM Hacking Toolkit™*
+
+[![PyPI version](https://badge.fury.io/py/hack-evm.svg)](https://pypi.org/project/hack-evm/)
+[![Python 3.10+](https://img.shields.io/badge/python-3.10+-blue.svg)](https://www.python.org/downloads/)
+[![License: MIT](https://img.shields.io/badge/License-MIT-yellow.svg)](https://opensource.org/licenses/MIT)
+[![Satire](https://img.shields.io/badge/contains-100%25_satire-red.svg)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire)
+
+
+---
+
+## 📖 Overview
+
+**hack-evm** is a state-of-the-art, quantum-enhanced, blockchain-powered, AI-driven, cloud-native EVM manipulation suite that absolutely, positively, 100% **does not work**.
+
+Developed by an anonymous collective of expert hackers (who prefer to remain anonymous because they don't exist), this toolkit leverages cutting-edge technologies like:
+- Quantum tunneling through democratic processes
+- Blockchain-based democracy extraction
+- Machine learning-powered vote telepathy
+- Cloud-synced ballot manipulation
+- Bollywood-inspired cyber toolkits
+
+**Spoiler alert**: Every single operation fails hilariously.
+
+---
+
+## 🎭 Installation
+
+```bash
+pip install hack-evm
+```
+**That's it! You're now ready to attempt hacking EVMs and fail spectacularly.**
+
+## Usage
+
+Python API
+```
+import hack_evm
+
+# Basic hack attempt
+hack_evm.hack()
+
+# Advanced hack with expert mode
+hack_evm.hack(level="expert")
+
+# Enable quantum mode
+hack_evm.quantum_mode()
+
+# Get a detailed explanation of the failure
+hack_evm.explain()
+```
+
+CLI
+```
+# Basic hack attempt
+$ hack-evm hack
+
+# Quantum hacking mode
+$ hack-evm quantum
+
+# Get an explanation of the latest failure
+$ hack-evm explain
+
+# Activate conspiracy mode (warning: may cause laughter)
+$ hack-evm conspiracy --level 9000
+
+# Easter eggs!
+$ hack-evm alien-mode
+$ hack-evm time-machine
+$ hack-evm bollywood-mode
+```
+
+
+## Special
+
+```
+pip uninstall hack-evm
+```
+**now, your computer becomes less humorous.**
+
+
+> ⚠️ **DISCLAIMER**: This package is **SATIRE**. It contains absolutely NO real hacking functionality. It cannot hack EVMs, elections, toasters, or anything else. If you believe this package can actually hack an EVM, please seek immediate assistance from a qualified electrician or reality checker.

hack_evm-0.1.0/hack_evm/__init__.py

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+"""
+hack-evm: The World's Most Advanced EVM Hacking Toolkit™ (Parody)
+
+This package provides a satirical interface for attempting to hack
+Electronic Voting Machines. Every operation fails in increasingly
+ridiculous ways. This is 100% satire with no actual hacking capabilities.
+
+⚠️ DISCLAIMER: This is a parody. It cannot hack anything.
+"""
+
+__version__ = "0.1.0"
+__author__ = "Anonymous Hacker Collective (parody)"
+__license__ = "MIT"
+
+from hack_evm.core import explain, hack, quantum_mode
+
+__all__ = ["hack", "quantum_mode", "explain"]

hack_evm-0.1.0/hack_evm/cli.py

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+"""
+Command-line interface for hack-evm.
+
+Provides various commands for attempting to hack EVMs
+through the terminal. All commands fail hilariously.
+"""
+
+import click
+
+from hack_evm.core import (
+    alien_mode,
+    bollywood_mode,
+    conspiracy,
+    explain,
+    hack,
+    quantum_mode,
+    time_machine,
+)
+
+
+@click.group()
+@click.version_option(version="0.1.0", prog_name="hack-evm")
+def main() -> None:
+    """
+    🚀 hack-evm - The World's Most Advanced EVM Hacking Toolkit™
+
+    \b
+    ⚠️  THIS IS SATIRE. This tool cannot actually hack anything.
+    It's designed to fail in increasingly humorous ways.
+
+    \b
+    Commands:
+      hack          Attempt to hack an EVM (will fail)
+      quantum       Activate quantum hacking mode (will also fail)
+      explain       Get an explanation for the failure
+      conspiracy    Generate conspiracy theories
+      alien-mode    Alien technology hacking
+      time-machine  Time travel hacking attempt
+      bollywood-mode Dramatic Bollywood-style hack sequence
+    """
+    pass
+
+
+@main.command()
+@click.option(
+    "--level",
+    "-l",
+    type=click.Choice(["basic", "advanced", "expert", "god_mode"], case_sensitive=False),
+    default="basic",
+    help="Hacking sophistication level",
+)
+def hack_command(level: str) -> None:
+    """
+    Attempt to hack an EVM.
+
+    This command initiates a sophisticated hacking sequence
+    that will inevitably fail in a creative and amusing way.
+    """
+    click.echo("")
+    hack(level=level)
+    click.echo("")
+
+
+@main.command()
+def quantum() -> None:
+    """
+    Activate quantum hacking mode.
+
+    Leverages quantum mechanics to attempt EVM hacking.
+    Schrödinger's cat declines to participate.
+    """
+    click.echo("")
+    quantum_mode()
+    click.echo("")
+
+
+@main.command()
+def explain_command() -> None:
+    """
+    Explain why the last hack attempt failed.
+
+    Provides a detailed, pseudo-technical explanation
+    that is entirely made up.
+    """
+    click.echo("")
+    explain()
+    click.echo("")
+
+
+@main.command()
+@click.option(
+    "--level",
+    "-l",
+    type=int,
+    default=1,
+    help="Conspiracy intensity level (1-9000+)",
+)
+def conspiracy_command(level: int) -> None:
+    """
+    Generate conspiracy theories about EVMs.
+
+    The higher the level, the more ridiculous the theory.
+    It's over 9000!
+    """
+    if level < 1:
+        click.echo(click.style("Error: Conspiracy level must be ≥ 1", fg="red"))
+        return
+
+    click.echo("")
+    conspiracy(level=level)
+    click.echo("")
+
+
+@main.command()
+def alien_mode_command() -> None:
+    """
+    Activate alien technology for hacking.
+
+    Contacts extraterrestrial hackers who are
+    surprisingly unhelpful.
+    """
+    click.echo("")
+    alien_mode()
+    click.echo("")
+
+
+@main.command()
+def time_machine_command() -> None:
+    """
+    Use time travel to hack EVMs.
+
+    Travels through time to hack elections.
+    Usually creates paradoxes instead.
+    """
+    click.echo("")
+    time_machine()
+    click.echo("")
+
+
+@main.command()
+def bollywood_mode_command() -> None:
+    """
+    Activate Bollywood-style hacking sequence.
+
+    Complete with dramatic music, unnecessary slow motion,
+    and a surprise dance number.
+    """
+    click.echo("")
+    bollywood_mode()
+    click.echo("")
+
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    main()