@protolabsai/proto 0.26.4 → 0.26.9

package/locales/en.js

@@ -1628,133 +1628,156 @@ export default {
   // Loading Phrases
   // ============================================================================
   WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES: [
-    "I'm Feeling Lucky",
-    'Shipping awesomeness... ',
-    'Painting the serifs back on...',
-    'Navigating the slime mold...',
-    'Consulting the digital spirits...',
-    'Reticulating splines...',
-    'Warming up the AI hamsters...',
-    'Asking the magic conch shell...',
-    'Generating witty retort...',
-    'Polishing the algorithms...',
-    "Don't rush perfection (or my code)...",
-    'Brewing fresh bytes...',
-    'Counting electrons...',
-    'Engaging cognitive processors...',
-    'Checking for syntax errors in the universe...',
-    'One moment, optimizing humor...',
-    'Shuffling punchlines...',
-    'Untangling neural nets...',
-    'Compiling brilliance...',
-    'Loading wit.exe...',
-    'Summoning the cloud of wisdom...',
-    'Preparing a witty response...',
-    "Just a sec, I'm debugging reality...",
-    'Confuzzling the options...',
-    'Tuning the cosmic frequencies...',
-    'Crafting a response worthy of your patience...',
-    'Compiling the 1s and 0s...',
-    'Resolving dependencies... and existential crises...',
-    'Defragmenting memories... both RAM and personal...',
-    'Rebooting the humor module...',
-    'Caching the essentials (mostly cat memes)...',
-    'Optimizing for ludicrous speed',
-    "Swapping bits... don't tell the bytes...",
-    'Garbage collecting... be right back...',
-    'Assembling the interwebs...',
-    'Converting coffee into code...',
-    'Updating the syntax for reality...',
-    'Rewiring the synapses...',
-    'Looking for a misplaced semicolon...',
-    "Greasin' the cogs of the machine...",
-    'Pre-heating the servers...',
-    'Calibrating the flux capacitor...',
-    'Engaging the improbability drive...',
-    'Channeling the Force...',
-    'Aligning the stars for optimal response...',
-    'So say we all...',
-    'Loading the next great idea...',
-    "Just a moment, I'm in the zone...",
-    'Preparing to dazzle you with brilliance...',
-    "Just a tick, I'm polishing my wit...",
-    "Hold tight, I'm crafting a masterpiece...",
-    "Just a jiffy, I'm debugging the universe...",
-    "Just a moment, I'm aligning the pixels...",
-    "Just a sec, I'm optimizing the humor...",
-    "Just a moment, I'm tuning the algorithms...",
-    'Warp speed engaged...',
-    'Mining for more Dilithium crystals...',
-    "Don't panic...",
-    'Following the white rabbit...',
-    'The truth is in here... somewhere...',
-    'Blowing on the cartridge...',
-    'Loading... Do a barrel roll!',
-    'Waiting for the respawn...',
-    'Finishing the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs...',
-    "The cake is not a lie, it's just still loading...",
-    'Fiddling with the character creation screen...',
-    "Just a moment, I'm finding the right meme...",
-    "Pressing 'A' to continue...",
-    'Herding digital cats...',
-    'Polishing the pixels...',
-    'Finding a suitable loading screen pun...',
-    'Distracting you with this witty phrase...',
-    'Almost there... probably...',
-    'Our hamsters are working as fast as they can...',
-    'Giving Cloudy a pat on the head...',
-    'Petting the cat...',
-    'Rickrolling my boss...',
-    'Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...',
-    'Slapping the bass...',
-    'Tasting the snozberries...',
-    "I'm going the distance, I'm going for speed...",
-    'Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?...',
-    "I've got a good feeling about this...",
-    'Poking the bear...',
-    'Doing research on the latest memes...',
-    'Figuring out how to make this more witty...',
-    'Hmmm... let me think...',
-    'What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh...',
-    'Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes...',
-    "Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs...",
-    'Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs...',
-    'Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache...',
-    "What can you do with a broken pencil? Nothing, it's pointless...",
-    'Applying percussive maintenance...',
-    'Searching for the correct USB orientation...',
-    'Ensuring the magic smoke stays inside the wires...',
-    'Trying to exit Vim...',
-    'Spinning up the hamster wheel...',
-    "That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature...",
-    'Engage.',
-    "I'll be back... with an answer.",
-    'My other process is a TARDIS...',
-    'Communing with the machine spirit...',
-    'Letting the thoughts marinate...',
-    'Just remembered where I put my keys...',
-    'Pondering the orb...',
-    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... like a user who reads loading messages.",
-    'Initiating thoughtful gaze...',
-    "What's a computer's favorite snack? Microchips.",
-    "Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.",
-    'Charging the laser... pew pew!',
-    'Dividing by zero... just kidding!',
-    'Looking for an adult superviso... I mean, processing.',
-    'Making it go beep boop.',
-    'Buffering... because even AIs need a moment.',
-    'Entangling quantum particles for a faster response...',
-    'Polishing the chrome... on the algorithms.',
-    'Are you not entertained? (Working on it!)',
-    'Summoning the code gremlins... to help, of course.',
-    'Just waiting for the dial-up tone to finish...',
-    'Recalibrating the humor-o-meter.',
-    'My other loading screen is even funnier.',
-    "Pretty sure there's a cat walking on the keyboard somewhere...",
-    'Enhancing... Enhancing... Still loading.',
-    "It's not a bug, it's a feature... of this loading screen.",
-    'Have you tried turning it off and on again? (The loading screen, not me.)',
-    'Constructing additional pylons...',
+    'The server is checking its reflection',
+    'Waiting for the database to finish its thought',
+    'The code is looking for its other sock',
+    'The API went to the bathroom',
+    'The server is pretending to be asleep',
+    "Asking the cache if it's lying",
+    'The function is stalling for time',
+    'The database is avoiding eye contact',
+    'Waiting for the loop to get to the point',
+    'The server is checking its phone',
+    'The code is second-guessing everything',
+    'The API is making excuses',
+    'The server forgot what it was doing',
+    'The function is clearing its throat',
+    'Waiting for the process to stop rambling',
+    'The database is choosing its words carefully',
+    'The server is pretending to be busy',
+    "The code is checking if you're still watching",
+    'The API is running late, as usual',
+    'The server is looking for a pen that works',
+    'The function is trying to remember where it left off',
+    'The database is having an existential moment',
+    'Waiting for the code to get its story straight',
+    'The server is looking for its glasses',
+    'The API is stuck on hold',
+    'The function is checking the weather first',
+    'The database is reorganizing before it can start',
+    'The server is waiting for someone else to go first',
+    'The code is making sure it locked the door',
+    'The API is just... one more minute',
+    "Asking the server if it's mad at me",
+    'Waiting for the database to finish its cigarette',
+    'The pixels are discussing amongst themselves',
+    'Giving the code a minute to collect its thoughts',
+    'Letting the algorithm finish chewing',
+    'The server is finding its reading glasses',
+    'Asking the cache what it remembers',
+    'The API is looking for its car keys',
+    'Waiting for the function to get off the phone',
+    'The data is stuck in traffic',
+    'Checking if the server left a note',
+    'The code is rereading the same paragraph',
+    'Asking the database to repeat itself',
+    'The server is deciding what to wear',
+    'Waiting for the loop to get the point',
+    'The request got distracted',
+    "The server is pretending it didn't hear you",
+    'Checking the back of the warehouse',
+    'The code is having second thoughts',
+    'Waiting for the process to finish its story',
+    'The API went to get milk',
+    'The server is double-checking its work',
+    'Loading the thing behind the thing',
+    'The database is reorganizing its junk drawer',
+    "Asking the cache if it's sure",
+    'The code is trying to remember your name',
+    'Waiting for the server to put its pants on',
+    'The function is gathering evidence',
+    'The API is reading the instructions',
+    'The server is looking for the light switch',
+    'The server is rewinding the VHS tape',
+    'Waiting for the modem to finish screaming',
+    'The database is paging someone',
+    'Blowing on the cartridge and trying again',
+    'The API is waiting for dial-up to connect',
+    'The server left its Tamagotchi at home',
+    'Checking if the cord is plugged into the phone jack',
+    "The code is recording over someone's wedding",
+    'Waiting for the CD to stop skipping',
+    'The function burned itself onto a CD-R',
+    'The database is fast-forwarding through the commercials',
+    'The server is adjusting the rabbit ears',
+    'The API is stuck in the credits',
+    'Tracking down which disc the file is on',
+    'The code is in a chat room somewhere',
+    'The server is setting the VCR timer',
+    'Waiting for the floppy disk to stop grinding',
+    'The database is selecting its AIM away message',
+    'The function is asking Jeeves',
+    'The server is reading the liner notes',
+    'The API pressed B too many times',
+    'The code is trying to remember its ICQ number',
+    'Waiting for the answering machine to beep',
+    'The database is untangling its landline cord',
+    'The server is loading the next track',
+    'The function is stuck in a Portal of Time',
+    'The API is checking its pager',
+    'The code is looking for the right jewel case',
+    'The server is making a mix tape first',
+    'Waiting for Y2K to sort itself out',
+    'The server will be back',
+    'Show me the data',
+    "The code can't handle the truth",
+    'The API is in the pipe, five by five',
+    "You're gonna need a bigger server",
+    'The function has a bad feeling about this',
+    "The database doesn't remember asking you a damn thing",
+    'Waiting for the server to say hello to my little friend',
+    "The code is going to make you an offer you can't refuse",
+    'The API is too old for this shit',
+    'The server is walking here',
+    'The function is on a mission from God',
+    'Just when the code thought it was out',
+    'The database can do this all day',
+    'The server is in a world of pain',
+    'The API sleeps with the fishes',
+    'The code is Keyser Söze',
+    'Waiting for the function to get busy living',
+    'The database is not a smart man, but it knows what love is',
+    'The server sees dead processes',
+    'The API is going to need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday',
+    'The code is on a boat',
+    'The function is shocked, shocked',
+    'The database is making fetch happen',
+    'The server is so fetch',
+    'The API is streets ahead',
+    'The code is the one who knocks',
+    'Waiting for the function to phone home',
+    "The database is big, it's heavy, it's wood",
+    'The server forgot about Dre',
+    'The server is never gonna give you up',
+    'The API is living on a prayer',
+    'The code wants to know what love is',
+    'The database is walking on sunshine',
+    'The function is a Material Girl',
+    'The server just called to say I love you',
+    'The API is waiting for tonight',
+    "The code is gonna party like it's 1999",
+    'The database hit me baby one more time',
+    'The server says bye bye bye',
+    'The function is too sexy for this code',
+    'The API is thinking about you and me and you and me',
+    'The code is trapped under ice cream',
+    'The database is turning Japanese',
+    'The server is walking like an Egyptian',
+    'The function is addicted to love',
+    "The API wants you to know what it's like",
+    'The code is running down a dream',
+    'The database is living la vida loca',
+    'The server is smooth like butter',
+    'The function believes it can fly',
+    'The API is gonna be the one that saves you',
+    'The code is not your stepping stone',
+    'The database is hungry like the wolf',
+    "The server is livin' on the edge",
+    "The function can't feel its face",
+    "The API doesn't want no scrubs",
+    'The code is floating down the Liffey',
+    'The database is losing its religion',
+    'The server is under pressure',
   ],
 
   // ============================================================================

package/package.json

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
   "name": "@protolabsai/proto",
-  "version": "0.26.4",
+  "version": "0.26.9",
   "description": "proto - AI-powered coding agent",
   "repository": {
     "type": "git",
@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@
     "bundled"
   ],
   "config": {
-    "sandboxImageUri": "ghcr.io/qwenlm/qwen-code:0.26.4"
+    "sandboxImageUri": "ghcr.io/qwenlm/qwen-code:0.26.9"
   },
   "dependencies": {},
   "optionalDependencies": {