urban_cli 1.1.0

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data/HISTORY.rdoc

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+=== 1.1.0
+* Major enhancements:
+
+  * Update dependencies
+  * Changes fixtures to new HTML layout
+
+* Bug fixes:
+
+  * Fix undefined method `content' for nil:NilClass
+
+=== 1.0.0
+
+* Major enhancements:
+
+  * Change `--list` flag to the `--all` flag for more clarity.
+  * Deprecate `--list` flag.
+  * Remove query from Urban::Web replace with random and search.
+  * Add `url` flag to print the url of the definition.
+  * Remove deperecated `--list` and `-l` flags.
+  * Remove official support for Ruby 1.8.6.
+
+* Minor enhancements:
+
+  * Add this history file.
+  * Add Urban::Web#fetch for fetching pages from urban dictionary.
+  * Add examples to help.
+  * Remove require 'rubygems' from program and lib.
+  * Test now only stubs singleton instead of class.
+  * Use ~> instead of >= on dependencies.
+  * Replace OpenStruct in Urban::Dictionary with plain Struct.
+  * Move Nokogiri call to Dictionary#process.
+
+* Bug fixs:
+
+  * Passing -v or --version no longer prints help.
+  * Undefined words now show a clean error.
+  * No internet connection now shows a clean error.
+  * Invalid options now show a clean error.
+  * Undefined words now show a cleaner error. This was apparently not fixed
+    in the prior release.

data/LICENSE

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+The MIT License (MIT)
+
+Copyright (c) 2011 Thomas Miller
+
+Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy of
+this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal in
+the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights to
+use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies
+of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do
+so, subject to the following conditions:
+
+The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all
+copies or substantial portions of the Software.
+
+THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
+IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
+FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
+AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
+LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM,
+OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE
+SOFTWARE.

data/Manifest.txt

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+Manifest.txt
+HISTORY.rdoc
+README.rdoc
+LICENSE
+Rakefile
+bin/urban
+lib/urban.rb
+lib/urban/cli.rb
+lib/urban/dictionary.rb
+lib/urban/web.rb
+test/fixtures/impromptu.html
+test/fixtures/missing.html
+test/fixtures/screens/definition.txt
+test/fixtures/screens/definition_with_url.txt
+test/fixtures/screens/definitions.txt
+test/fixtures/screens/help.txt
+test/fixtures/screens/invalid_option_error.txt
+test/fixtures/screens/missing_phrase_error.txt
+test/fixtures/screens/no_internet_error.txt
+test/test_helper.rb
+test/urban/cli_test.rb
+test/urban/dictionary_test.rb
+test/urban/web_test.rb

data/README.rdoc

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+= Urban_CLI
+== Description:
+
+Urban is a command line utility with an API to query definitions from Urban
+Dictionary.
+
+== BADGES
+
+{<img src="https://travis-ci.org/enilsen16/urban_cli.svg?branch=master" alt="Build Status" />}[https://travis-ci.org/enilsen16/urban_cli]
+
+== REQUIREMENTS
+
+* Ruby >= 1.8.7
+
+== INSTALLATION
+
+With Rubygems:
+
+    $ gem install urban
+
+With git and local working copy
+
+    $ git clone git://github.com/tmiller/urban.git
+    $ cd urban
+    $ rake install
+
+== CLI USAGE
+
+=== 1. Look up a definition
+
+    $ urban cookie monster
+
+=== 2. Random definition
+
+    $ urban -r
+    $ urban --random
+
+=== 3. Print all definitions
+
+    $ urban -a cookie monster
+    $ urban -ra
+
+=== 4. Print the url of the definition at the end of the output
+
+    $ urban -u cookie monster
+    $ urban -ru
+
+=== 5. Print help and version
+
+    $ urban --help
+    $ urban --version
+
+== API USAGE
+
+    require 'urban'
+
+    # Search for a word
+    entry = Urban::Dictionary.search('impromtpu')
+
+    # Get a random word
+    entry = Urban::Dictionary.random
+
+
+    puts entry.phrase     # print the phrase
+    puts entry.url        # print the url of the phrase
+
+    # print all of the definitions
+    entry.definitions.each do |definition|
+      puts definition
+    end
+
+---
+
+Copyright (c) 2011 Thomas Miller. See LICENSE for details.

data/Rakefile

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+# -*- ruby -*-
+require "rubygems"
+require "hoe"
+
+Hoe.plugin :minitest
+Hoe.plugin :git
+
+Hoe.spec "urban_cli" do
+  self.readme_file = "README.rdoc"
+  self.history_file = "History.rdoc"
+
+  license "MIT"
+  developer("Erik Nilsen", "enilsen16@live.com")
+
+  dependency 'nokogiri',  '~> 1.6.5'
+
+  dependency 'rake',      '~> 10.4', :development
+  dependency 'minitest',  '~> 5.5',    :development
+end
+
+# vim: syntax=ruby

data/bin/urban

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+#!/usr/bin/env ruby
+
+require 'urban'
+require 'urban/cli'
+
+Urban::CLI.new.run(ARGV)

data/lib/urban.rb

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+require 'urban/dictionary'
+require 'urban/web'
+
+module Urban
+  VERSION = '1.1.0'
+end

data/lib/urban/cli.rb

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+require "optparse"
+require "ostruct"
+require "socket"
+
+module Urban
+  class CLI
+
+    attr_accessor :dictionary
+
+    def initialize
+      @dictionary = Urban::Dictionary.new
+    end
+
+    def run(args = ARGV)
+
+      options = parse(args)
+      results = lookup(options)
+
+      case
+      when results.definitions
+        generate_output results, options
+      when results.phrase
+        error "no definitions found for #{results.phrase.upcase}."
+      else
+        $stdout.puts options.version ? version : usage
+      end
+
+    rescue SocketError
+      error "no internet connection available."
+    rescue OptionParser::InvalidOption => e
+      error "#{e.message}\nTry `urban --help' for more information."
+    rescue Object => e
+      error e.message
+    end
+
+    private
+
+    def error(message)
+      $stderr.puts "urban: #{message}"
+    end
+
+    def generate_output(entry, options)
+      output = "\n#{entry.phrase.upcase}\n\n"
+      if options.all
+        output << "#{entry.definitions.join("\n\n")}\n\n"
+      else
+        output << "#{entry.definitions.first}\n\n"
+      end
+      output << "URL: #{entry.url}\n\n" if options.url
+
+      $stdout.puts output
+    end
+
+    def parse(args)
+      options = OpenStruct.new
+
+      options_parser = OptionParser.new do |o|
+        o.on("-a", "--all") { options.all = true }
+        o.on("-r", "--random") { options.random = true }
+        o.on("-u", "--url") { options.url = true }
+        o.on("-h", "--help")
+        o.on("-v", "--version") { options.version = true }
+      end
+
+      options_parser.parse!(args)
+      options.phrase = args.join(" ")
+      options.search = !options.phrase.empty?
+      options
+    end
+
+    def lookup(options)
+      case
+      when options.random then dictionary.random
+      when options.search then dictionary.search(options.phrase)
+      else OpenStruct.new
+      end
+    end
+
+    def version
+      "Urban #{Urban::VERSION} (c) Thomas Miller"
+    end
+
+    def usage
+      <<-EOS
+Usage: urban [OPTION]... [PHRASE]
+Search http://urbandictionary.com for definitions of phrases
+
+Options:
+    -a, --all                   List all definitions
+    -r, --random                Return a random phrase and definition
+    -u, --url                   Print the definition's url after the definition
+    -h, --help                  Show this message
+    -v, --version               Show version information
+
+Examples:
+    urban cookie monster        Search for "cookie monster" and print its
+                                first definition
+    urban -a cookie monster     Search for "cookie monster" and print all of
+                                its available definitions
+    urban -r                    Print a random phrase and its first definition
+    urban -ra                   Print a random phrase and all of its available
+                                definitions
+
+      EOS
+    end
+  end
+end

data/lib/urban/dictionary.rb

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+require "nokogiri"
+
+module Urban
+  class Dictionary
+
+    Entry = Struct.new(:phrase, :definitions, :url)
+
+    attr_writer :web_service
+
+    def random
+      process(web_service.random)
+    end
+
+    def search(phrase)
+      process(web_service.search(phrase))
+    end
+
+    def web_service
+      @web_service ||= Urban::Web.new
+    end
+
+    private
+
+    def process(response)
+      document = Nokogiri::HTML(response.stream)
+      if not_defined = document.at_xpath('//div[@id="not_defined_yet"]/h1/i')
+        Entry.new(not_defined.content.strip, nil, nil)
+      else
+        Entry.new(
+        document.at_xpath('//div/a[@class="word"][1]').content.strip,
+        parse_definitions(document),
+        response.url
+        )
+      end
+    end
+
+    def parse_definitions(document)
+      document.xpath('//div[@class="meaning"]').map do |node|
+        node.xpath("//br").each { |br| br.replace(Nokogiri::XML::Text.new("\n", node.document)) };
+        node.content.strip
+      end
+    end
+  end
+end

data/lib/urban/web.rb

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+require 'open-uri'
+
+module Urban
+  class Web
+
+    Response = Struct.new(:url, :stream)
+
+    def search(phrase)
+      build_response fetch :define, :term => phrase
+    end
+
+    def random
+      build_response fetch :random
+    end
+
+    private
+
+    def fetch(*args)
+      open build_uri(*args)
+    end
+
+    def build_response(response)
+      Response.new response.base_uri.to_s, response
+    end
+
+    def build_uri(page, params = nil)
+      query = build_query(params) unless params.nil?
+      escape_uri "#{url}/#{page}.php#{query}"
+    end
+
+    def build_query(parameters)
+      "?" + parameters.map { |k,v| "#{k}=#{v}" }.join("&")
+    end
+
+    def escape_uri(uri)
+      if RUBY_VERSION > '1.9'
+        URI::Parser.new.escape uri
+      else
+        URI.escape uri
+      end
+    end
+
+    def url
+      "http://www.urbandictionary.com"
+    end
+
+  end
+end

data/test/fixtures/impromptu.html

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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html lang='en-US' prefix='og: http://ogp.me/ns#'>
+<!--
+        _|_  _  _    _|. __|_. _  _  _  _
+    |_|| |_)(_|| |  (_||(_ | |(_)| |(_||\/
+                                        /
+
+    Need help? http://bit.ly/urbandictionary-help
+-->
+<head>
+<meta charset='UTF-8'>
+<meta content='width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0, user-scalable = no' name='viewport'>
+<link href='http://a.udimg.com/' rel='dns-prefetch'>
+<link href='http://api.urbandictionary.com/' rel='dns-prefetch'>
+<link href='http://b.udimg.com/' rel='dns-prefetch'>
+<link href='http://c.udimg.com/' rel='dns-prefetch'>
+<link href='http://cdn.jsdelivr.net/' rel='dns-prefetch'>
+<link href='http://d.udimg.com/' rel='dns-prefetch'>
+<link href='http://d2kmrmwhq7wkvs.cloudfront.net/' rel='dns-prefetch'>
+<link href='http://edge.quantserve.com/' rel='dns-prefetch'>
+<link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/' rel='dns-prefetch'>
+<link href='http://fonts.gstatic.com/' rel='dns-prefetch'>
+<link href='http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/' rel='dns-prefetch'>
+<link href='http://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/' rel='dns-prefetch'>
+<link href='http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/' rel='dns-prefetch'>
+<link href='http://partner.googleadservices.com/' rel='dns-prefetch'>
+<link href='http://pixel.quantserve.com/' rel='dns-prefetch'>
+<link href='http://platform.twitter.com/' rel='dns-prefetch'>
+<link href='http://stats.g.doubleclick.net/' rel='dns-prefetch'>
+<link href='http://tpc.googlesyndication.com/' rel='dns-prefetch'>
+<link href='http://www.facebook.com/' rel='dns-prefetch'>
+<link href='http://www.google-analytics.com/' rel='dns-prefetch'>
+<link href='http://www.googletagservices.com/' rel='dns-prefetch'>
+<link href='http://www.gstatic.com/' rel='dns-prefetch'>
+<meta content='UrbanDict' name='apple-mobile-web-app-title'>
+<meta content='yes' name='apple-mobile-web-app-capable'>
+<link href='http://b.udimg.com/assets/apple-touch-startup-image-320x460-7b93f59aaf26ba8237867d0e51869e68.png' media='(device-width: 320px)' rel='apple-touch-startup-image'>
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+<link href='define.php?term=impromptu&amp;defid=266132' rel='canonical'>
+<title>Urban Dictionary: impromptu</title>
+<link href="http://b.udimg.com/assets/application-9af966626cd40d778236e23602dd76f1.css" media="screen" rel="stylesheet" />
+<link href="http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Source+Sans+Pro:400,700|Lora:700" media="screen" rel="stylesheet" />
+<link href="http://feeds.urbandictionary.com/UrbanWordOfTheDay" rel="alternate" title="Urban Word of the Day" type="application/rss+xml" />
+<link href="http://a.udimg.com/favicon.ico" rel="shortcut icon" /><link href="http://a.udimg.com/favicon.ico" rel="icon" />
+
+<link href='http://b.udimg.com/osd.xml' rel='search' title='Urban Dictionary Search' type='application/opensearchdescription+xml'>
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+<meta content='Something that is made up on the spot and given little time to gather and present. Usually referring to speeches that are given only a few minutes ...' name='twitter:description'>
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+<meta content='@urbandictionary' name='twitter:site'>
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+Something that is made up on the spot and given little time to gather and present. Usually referring to speeches that are given only a few minutes to prepare for. 
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+I had to write an impromptu speech about Anal Cancer in 3 minutes without using the word &#39;ass&#39; &#39;anus&#39; &#39;shit&#39; or &#39;hair&#39;.
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+When my chik walked in on me with my mistress, I had to make up an impromptu excuse for why my purple headed yogurt slinger was in her tuna taco.
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+<a class="word" href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=impromptu&amp;defid=263663">impromptu</a>
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+Something that is made up on the spot.  Can also mean a speech that was made with little or no preparation.
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+The drug dealer had to come up with an impromptu excuse to his boss for losing the shipment of crack to the police.
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