txtspk 0.0.1 → 0.0.2

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  #!/usr/bin/env rake
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  require "bundler/gem_tasks"
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+ require 'rake/testtask'
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+ Rake::TestTask.new do |t|
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+ t.pattern = 'spec/**/*_spec.rb'
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+ end
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+ task :default => :test
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  module Txtspk
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- VERSION = "0.0.1"
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+ VERSION = "0.0.2"
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  end
data/lib/txtspk.rb CHANGED
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  end
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  module Txtspk
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  CONTRACTIONS = {
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  '\1n\'t' => ['(are|can|could|did|does|do|had|ought|has|should|have|is|were|might|must|will|would) not', '(can)not', '(sha)ll not'],
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  '\1\'d' => ['(it|i|she|he|who|they|we|you) (had|would)'],
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  '\1\'ve' => ['(i|they|we|what|who|you) have'],
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  '\1\'re' => ['(they|we|what|who|you) are']
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  }
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-
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- SUBSTITUTIONS = {
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- 'b4' => ['before'],
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- '2' => ['to', 'two' , 'too'],
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- 'RT' => ['retweet', 're-tweet'],
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- '/w' => ['with'],
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- 'any1' => ['anyone'],
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- 'some1' => ['someone'],
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- '2day' => ['today'],
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- '2morrow' => ['tomorrow'],
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- 'DM' => ['Direct Message'],
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- 'FF' => ['Follow Friday'],
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- 'AFAIK' => ['As far as I know'],
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- 'FB' => ['Facebook'],
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- 'TY' => ['thank you'],
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- 'IRL' => ['in real life'],
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+
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+ ABBREVIATIONS = {
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+ '0' => ['zero'],
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+ '1' => ['one'],
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+ '10Q' => ['thank you'],
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+ '121' => ['one to one'],
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+ '1337' => ['leet', 'elite'],
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+ '1457' => ['last'],
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+ '1CE' => ['once'],
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+ '2' => ['two', 'to', 'too'],
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+ '26Y4U' => ['too sexy for you'],
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+ '2BONO' => ['to be or not to be'],
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+ '2DAY' => ['today'],
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+ '2MOR' => ['tomorrow'],
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+ '2n8' => ['two and eight'],
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+ '3' => ['three'],
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+ '4' => ['for', 'four'],
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+ '411' => ['info'],
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+ '4EVER' => ['forever'],
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+ '4FRNFR' => ['for( ever)? and ever'],
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+ '5' => ['five'],
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+ '6' => ['six'],
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+ '7' => ['seven'],
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+ '7K' => ['sick'],
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+ '8' => ['eight'],
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+ '9' => ['nine'],
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+ ':)s' => ['smiles'],
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+ '@TEOTD' => ['At The End Of The Day'],
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+ 'A3' => ['Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace'],
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+ 'A41A14A' => ['All For One And One For All'],
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+ 'AAAAA' => ['American Association Against Acronym Abuse'],
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+ 'AAF' => ['As A Friend'],
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+ 'AAK' => ['Asleep At Keyboard'],
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+ 'AAMOF' => ['As a matter of fact'],
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+ 'AAMOI' => ['As A Matter Of Interest'],
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+ 'AAR' => ['At Any Rate'],
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+ 'AAR8' => ['At Any Rate'],
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+ 'AAS' => ['Alive And Smiling'],
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+ 'AATK' => ['Always At The Keyboard'],
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+ 'AAYF' => ['As Always, Your Friend'],
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+ 'AB' => ['Ass Backwards'],
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+ 'ABITHIWT' => ['A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush'],
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+ 'ABRS' => ['Abbreviations'],
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+ 'ABT2' => ['About To'],
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+ 'ACD' => ['Alt Control Delete'],
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+ 'ACE' => ['Access Control Entry'],
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+ 'ACK' => ['Acknowledgement'],
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+ 'ADAD' => ['Another Day Another Dollar'],
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+ 'ADBB' => ['All Done Bye Bye'],
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+ 'ADIH' => ['Another Day In Hell'],
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+ 'ADIP' => ['Another Day In Paradise'],
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+ 'ADN' => ['Any day now'],
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+ 'ADN' => ['Any day now'],
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+ 'ADR' => ['Address'],
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+ 'AEAP' => ['As Early As Possible'],
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+ 'AFAGAY' => ['A Friend As Good As You'],
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+ 'AFAHMASP' => ['A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted'],
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+ 'AFAIC' => ['As far as I\'m concerned'],
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+ 'AFAICS' => ['As Far As I Can See'],
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+ 'AFAICT' => ['As far as I can tell'],
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+ 'AFAIK' => ['As Far As I Know'],
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+ 'AFAIU' => ['As Far As I Understand'],
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+ 'AFAIUI' => ['As Far As I Understand It'],
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+ 'AFAP' => ['As Far As Possible'],
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+ 'AFC' => ['Away From Computer'],
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+ 'AFDN' => ['Any Fucking Day Now'],
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+ 'AFIAA' => ['As Far As I Am Aware'],
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+ 'AFINIAFI' => ['A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed'],
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+ 'AFK' => ['Away From Keyboard'],
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+ 'AFU' => ['All fucked up'],
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+ 'AFZ' => ['Acronym free zone'],
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+ 'AGKWE' => ['And God Knows What Else'],
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+ 'AIAMU' => ['And I\'m a monkey\'s uncle'],
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+ 'AIH' => ['As It Happens'],
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+ 'AIMB' => ['As I Mentioned Before'],
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+ 'AIMP' => ['Always In My Prayers'],
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+ 'AISE' => ['As I Said Earlier'],
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+ 'AISI' => ['As I see it'],
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+ 'AKA' => ['Also Known As'],
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+ 'ALAP' => ['As Late As Possible'],
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+ 'ALOL' => ['Actually Laughing Out Loud'],
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+ 'ALTG' => ['Act Locally, Think Globally'],
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+ 'AMAP' => ['As Many As Possible'],
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+ 'AMBW' => ['All my best wishes'],
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+ 'AMF' => [' Adios, motherfucker!'],
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+ 'AML' => ['All My Love'],
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+ 'ANFAWFOW' => ['And now for a word from our web sponsor'],
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+ 'ANFSCD' => ['And Now For Something Completely Different'],
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+ 'AOAS' => ['All of a sudden'],
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+ 'AOB' => ['Abuse Of Bandwidth'],
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+ 'AOL' => ['Army of lamers'],
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+ 'AP' => ['Apple pie'],
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+ 'ASAFP' => ['As Soon As "Friggin" Possible'],
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+ 'ASAP' => ['As Soon As Possible'],
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+ 'ASL' => ['Age, Sex, Location?'],
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+ 'ASLMH' => ['Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies?'],
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+ 'ATK' => ['At The Keyboard'],
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+ 'ATM' => ['At The Moment'],
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+ 'ATST' => ['At the same time'],
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+ 'ATW' => ['All the Web or Around the Web'],
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+ 'AWGTHTGT' => ['Are we going to have to go through this again?'],
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+ 'AWOL' => ['Absent Without Leave'],
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+ 'AYK' => ['As You Know'],
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+ 'AYSOS' => ['Are You Stupid Or Something?'],
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+ 'AYTMTB' => ['And you\'re telling me this because?'],
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+ 'B' => ['be'],
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+ 'B4' => ['Before'],
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+ 'B4N' => ['Bye For Now'],
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+ 'B4U' => ['Before You'],
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+ 'B4YKI' => ['Before You Know It'],
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+ 'BAG' => ['Bursting A Gut'],
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+ 'BAK' => ['Back At Keyboard'],
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+ 'BAU' => ['Business As Usual'],
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+ 'BB' => ['Bathroom break'],
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+ 'BB4N' => ['Bye-Bye for Now'],
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+ 'BBBG' => ['Bye Bye Be Good'],
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+ 'BBFBBM' => ['Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel'],
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+ 'BBFN' => ['Bye-Bye for Now'],
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+ 'BBIAB' => ['Be back in a bit'],
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+ 'BBIAF' => ['Be back in a few'],
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+ 'BBIAS' => ['Be Back In A Sec'],
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+ 'BBIAW' => ['Be Back In A While'],
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+ 'BBL' => ['Be Back Later'],
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+ 'BBN' => ['Bye, Bye Now'],
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+ 'BBS' => ['Be Back Soon'],
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+ 'BBSD' => ['Be Back Soon Darling'],
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+ 'BBSL' => ['Be Back Sooner or Later'],
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+ 'BBT' => ['Be Back Tomorrow'],
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+ 'BC' => ['Because'],
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+ 'BCBS' => ['Big company, big school'],
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+ 'BCNU' => ['be seeing you'],
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+ 'BCOZ' => ['Because'],
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+ 'BD' => ['Big Deal'],
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+ 'BDC' => ['Big dumb company or Big dot com'],
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+ 'BDN' => ['Big damn number'],
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+ 'BEOS' => ['Nudge'],
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+ 'BF' => ['Boyfriend'],
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+ 'BFD' => ['Big fucking deal'],
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+ 'BFF' => ['Best Friends Forever'],
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+ 'BFN' => ['Bye For Now'],
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+ 'BG' => ['Big grin'],
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+ 'BHOF' => ['Bald headed old fart'],
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+ 'BIF' => ['Basis in fact or before I forget'],
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+ 'BIOYN' => ['Blow it Out Your Nose'],
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+ 'BITD' => ['Back in the day'],
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+ 'BITMT' => ['But in the meantime'],
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+ 'BKA' => ['Better Known As'],
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+ 'BM' => ['Byte me'],
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+ 'BMOTA' => ['Byte me on the ass'],
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+ 'BMW' => ['Be My Wife'],
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+ 'BNF' => ['Big name fan'],
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+ 'BO' => ['buzz off'],
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+ 'BOHICA' => ['Bend over, here it comes again'],
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+ 'BOT' => ['Back on topic'],
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+ 'BR' => ['Bathroom'],
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+ 'BRB' => ['Be Right Back'],
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+ 'BRT' => ['Be Right There'],
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+ 'BS' => ['Big Smile'],
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+ 'BSF' => ['But Seriously, Folks'],
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+ 'BT' => ['Byte This'],
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+ 'BTA' => ['But then again or Before the attacks'],
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+ 'BTDT' => ['been there done that'],
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+ 'BTDTGTS' => ['Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt'],
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+ 'BTHOOM' => ['Beats The Heck Out Of Me'],
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+ 'BTOBS' => ['Be there or be square'],
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+ 'BTSOOM' => ['Beats the shit out of me'],
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+ 'BTW' => ['By The Way'],
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+ 'BTWBO' => ['Be there with bells on'],
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+ 'bugly' => ['Butt Ugly'],
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+ 'BW' => ['Best Wishes'],
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+ 'BWDIK' => ['But what do I know?'],
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+ 'BWO' => ['Black, white or other'],
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+ 'BYKT' => ['But you Knew That'],
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+ 'BYORL' => ['Bring your own rocket launcher'],
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+ 'C' => ['see'],
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+ 'C4N' => ['Ciao for now'],
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+ 'CB' => ['Chat brat'],
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+ 'CFD' => ['Call for discussion'],
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+ 'CFV' => ['Call for vote'],
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+ 'CIAO' => ['Goodbye (in Italian)'],
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+ 'CID' => ['consider it done'],
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+ 'CIS' => ['CompuServe Information Service'],
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+ 'CMF' => ['Count my fingers'],
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+ 'CNP' => ['Continued in my next post'],
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+ 'COB' => ['Close Of Business'],
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+ 'CofS' => ['Church of Scientology'],
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+ 'COZ' => ['because'],
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+ 'CP' => ['Sleepy'],
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+ 'CP' => ['Cross post'],
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+ 'CRAFT' => ['Can\'t remember a fucking thing'],
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+ 'CRAP' => ['Cheap, redundant assorted products'],
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+ 'CT' => ['City'],
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+ 'CTC' => ['Choking the chicken'],
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+ 'CTN' => ['Can\'t Talk Now'],
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+ 'CU' => ['See You'],
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+ 'CUL' => ['See You Later'],
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+ 'CUL8ER' => ['See You Later'],
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+ 'CUL8R' => ['See You Later'],
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+ 'CUL8TR' => ['See you later'],
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+ 'CUNS' => ['See You In School!'],
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+ 'CUZ' => ['Because'],
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+ 'CWOT' => ['Complete Waste Of Time'],
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+ 'CWYL' => ['Chat with you later'],
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+ 'CY' => ['Calm Yourself'],
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+ 'CYA' => ['See Ya'],
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+ 'CYL' => ['See You Later'],
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+ 'CYT' => ['See You Tomorrow'],
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+ 'DA' => ['the'],
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+ 'DAMIFINO' => ['Damn, if I know'],
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+ 'DARFC' => ['Ducking And Running For Cover'],
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+ 'DBAU' => ['Doing business as usual'],
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+ 'DD' => ['Due diligence'],
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+ 'DDD' => ['Direct distance dial'],
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+ 'DF' => ['Dear Friend'],
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+ 'DH' => ['Dear Hubby or Husband'],
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+ 'DIKU' => ['Do I Know You'],
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+ 'DILLIGAD' => ['Do I look like I give a damn?'],
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+ 'DILLIGAF' => ['Do I look like I give a fuck?'],
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+ 'DILLIGAS' => ['Do I look like I give a shit?'],
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+ 'DINK' => ['Double Income No Kids'],
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+ 'DIY' => ['Do it yourself'],
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+ 'DL' => ['Download'],
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+ 'DNC' => ['Does Not Compute'],
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+ 'DND' => ['Do Not Disturb'],
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+ 'DUST' => ['Did You See That?'],
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+ 'DWL' => ['Dying with laughter'],
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+ 'DWYM' => ['Does what you mean'],
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+ 'DXNRY' => ['Dictionary'],
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+ 'DYLM' => ['do you like me'],
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+ 'DYOFDW' => ['Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work'],
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+ 'DYSTSOTT' => ['Did you see the size of that thing?'],
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+ 'E123' => ['Easy as One, Two, Three'],
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+ 'EAK' => ['Eating at Keyboard'],
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+ 'EG' => ['Evil grin'],
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+ 'EL' => ['Evil Laugh'],
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+ 'EM' => ['Excuse Me?'],
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+ 'EMFJI' => ['Excuse me for jumping in'],
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+ 'EOD' => ['End of discussion'],
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+ 'EOM' => ['End of message'],
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+ 'EOT' => ['End of transmission'],
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+ 'ESO' => ['Equipment smarter than operator'],
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+ 'EULA' => ['End-User License Agreement'],
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+ 'EWI' => ['E-mailing while intoxicated'],
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+ 'EZ' => ['easy'],
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+ 'F2F' => ['Flesh to flesh or Face to face'],
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+ 'F2T' => ['free to talk'],
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+ 'FAB' => ['Features, attributes, benefits'],
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+ 'FAI' => ['Frequently argued issue'],
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+ 'FAQ' => ['Frequently Asked Questions'],
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+ 'FAQL' => ['Frequently Asked Questions List'],
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+ 'FAWC' => ['For Anyone Who Cares'],
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+ 'FBKS' => ['Failure between keyboard and seat'],
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+ 'FBOW' => ['For better or worse'],
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+ 'FBUGLY' => ['Fucking Butt Ugly'],
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+ 'FC' => ['Fingers Crossed'],
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+ 'FE' => ['Fatal error'],
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+ 'FF' => ['Friends Forever'],
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+ 'FFPN' => ['Fresh fields and pastures new'],
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+ 'FISH' => ['First in, Still Here'],
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+ 'FITB' => ['Fill in the Blanks'],
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+ 'FIWDIM' => ['Fuck It, We\'ll Do It Monday...'],
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+ 'FO' => ['fuck off'],
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+ 'FOAD' => ['Fuck Off And Die'],
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+ 'FOAF' => ['Friend of a friend'],
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+ 'FOC' => ['Free of Charge'],
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+ 'FOCL' => ['Falling off chair laughing'],
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+ 'FOFL' => ['Falling on Floor Laughing'],
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+ 'FOTFLOL' => ['falling on the floor, laughing out loud'],
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+ 'FRED' => ['fucking ridiculous electronic device'],
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+ 'FRM' => ['from'],
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+ 'FSCK' => ['File System Check'],
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+ 'FTASB' => ['Faster than a speeding bullet'],
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+ 'FTBSITTTD' => ['Fuck The Bull Shit It\'s Time To Throw Down'],
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+ 'FTFTFWMF' => ['Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers'],
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+ 'FTITM' => ['First Thing In The Morning'],
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+ 'FTL' => ['Faster than light'],
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+ 'FTMFW' => ['For The Mother Fucking Win'],
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+ 'FTMFWB' => ['For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches'],
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+ 'FTTB' => ['For the time being'],
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+ 'FTTYYGTS' => ['Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit'],
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+ 'FTW' => ['For The Win'],
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+ 'FUBAB' => ['fucked up beyond all belief'],
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+ 'FUBAR' => ['fucked up beyond all reason / recognition / repair'],
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+ 'FUBB' => ['Fucked Up Beyond Belief'],
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+ 'FUBIO' => ['Fuck You Buddy I\'m Out'],
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+ 'FUD' => ['Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt'],
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+ 'FWD' => ['Forward'],
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+ 'FWIW' => ['For What It\'s Worth'],
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+ 'FYA' => ['For your amusement'],
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+ 'FYI' => ['For Your Information'],
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+ 'FYIFV' => ['fuck you, I\'m fully vested'],
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+ 'FYIV' => ['fuck you, I\'m vested'],
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+ 'FYM' => ['For your misinformation'],
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+ 'FYYSOS' => ['Fuck you, you sack of shit'],
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+ 'G' => ['Grin'],
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+ 'G2G' => ['Got to Go'],
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+ 'G9' => ['Genius'],
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+ 'GA' => ['Go ahead'],
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+ 'GAL' => ['Get A Life'],
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+ 'GALGAL' => ['Give A Little Get A Little'],
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+ 'GBH' => ['Great Big Hug'],
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+ 'GBTW' => ['Get back to work'],
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+ 'GDR' => ['Grinning, Ducking and Running'],
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+ 'GF' => ['Girlfirend'],
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+ 'GFC' => ['Going for coffee'],
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+ 'GFETE' => ['Grinning from ear to ear'],
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+ 'GFN' => ['Gone for now'],
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+ 'GG' => ['Good Game'],
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+ 'GGN' => ['Gotta Go Now'],
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+ 'GHP' => ['Good hand partner (for online card games)'],
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+ 'GIGO' => ['Garbage in, garbage out'],
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+ 'GJIAGDVYCN' => ['Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt'],
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+ 'GL' => ['Good luck'],
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+ 'GLLA' => ['Great lovers love alike'],
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+ 'GLYASDI' => ['God loves you and so do I'],
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+ 'GMBO' => ['Giggling my butt off'],
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+ 'GMTA' => ['Great Minds Think Alike'],
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+ 'GMTFT' => ['Great minds think for themselves'],
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+ 'GNBLFY' => ['Got nothing but love for you'],
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+ 'GR8' => ['Great!'],
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+ 'GRD' => ['Grinning, running and ducking'],
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+ 'GRMBL' => ['Grumble'],
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+ 'GRRRR' => ['Growling'],
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+ 'GSOAS' => ['Go sit on a snake'],
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+ 'GSOH' => ['Good Sense Of Humour (or Good Salary, Own Home)'],
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+ 'GTG' => ['got to go'],
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+ 'GTGB' => ['Got to go, bye'],
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+ 'GTGP' => ['Got to go pee'],
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+ 'GTH' => ['Go To Hell'],
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+ 'GTSY' => ['Glad to see ya'],
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+ 'GYPO' => ['Get your pants off'],
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+ 'H8' => ['hate'],
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+ 'HAB' => ['Hot Asian babe'],
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+ 'HACK' => ['To use something not in its intended manner.'],
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+ 'HAGD' => ['Have a Great Day'],
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+ 'HAGN' => ['Have a good night'],
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+ 'HAGO' => ['Have a good one'],
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+ 'HAK' => ['Hugs and kisses'],
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+ 'HAND' => ['have a nice day'],
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+ 'HB' => ['Hurry back'],
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+ 'hbtu' => ['Happy Birthday To You'],
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+ 'HD' => ['Hold'],
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+ 'HF' => ['Hello, Friend'],
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+ 'HH' => ['Hold Hands'],
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+ 'HHIS' => ['Hanging head in shame'],
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+ 'HHO12K' => ['Ha ha, only half kidding (HHO1/2K)'],
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+ 'HHOJ' => ['Ha-Ha, Only Joking'],
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+ 'HHOK' => ['Ha ha, only kidding'],
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+ 'HHOS' => ['Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious'],
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+ 'HHTYAY' => ['Happy Holidays To You And Yours'],
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+ 'HIH' => ['Hope It Helps'],
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+ 'HIOOC' => ['Help! I\'m out of coffee'],
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+ 'HOAS' => ['Hold On A Sec'],
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+ 'HOHA' => ['Hollywood hacker'],
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+ 'HOT4U' => ['hot for you'],
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+ 'HTH' => ['Hope this helps'],
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+ 'HUA' => ['Heads up ace'],
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+ 'HUD' => ['How You Doing?'],
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+ 'HUGZ' => ['Hugs'],
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+ 'HUYA' => ['Head up your ass'],
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+ 'HW' => ['Homework'],
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+ 'I 1DR' => ['I Wonder'],
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+ 'IAC' => ['In any case'],
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+ 'IAE' => ['In any event'],
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+ 'IAITS' => ['It\'s all in the subject'],
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+ 'IANAC' => ['I am not a crook'],
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+ 'IANAE' => ['I Am Not an Expert'],
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+ 'IANAL' => ['I am not a lawyer'],
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+ 'IAT' => ['I Am Tired'],
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+ 'IAYL' => ['In A While'],
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+ 'IBRB' => ['I Will Be Right Back'],
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+ 'IBT' => ['In between technology'],
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+ 'IBTD' => ['I beg to differ'],
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+ 'IC' => ['I See'],
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+ 'ICBW' => ['I Could Be Wrong'],
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+ 'ICQ' => ['I Seek you'],
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+ 'ID10T' => ['Idiot'],
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+ 'IDC' => ['I Don\'t Care'],
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+ 'IDK' => ['I Don\'t Know'],
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+ 'IDL' => ['Ideal'],
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+ 'IDM' => ['It Does Not Matter'],
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+ 'IEF' => ['It\'s esther\'s fault'],
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+ 'IFAB' => ['I found a bug'],
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+ 'IFU' => ['I fucked up'],
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+ 'IGGP' => ['I gotta go pee'],
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+ 'IGTP' => ['I Get The Point'],
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+ 'IHAIM' => ['I Have Another Instant Message'],
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+ 'IHNO' => ['I Have No Opinion'],
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+ 'IHTFP' => ['I Have Truly Found Paradise'],
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+ 'IHTFP' => ['I Hate This Fucking Place'],
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+ 'IIIO' => ['Intel inside, idiot outside'],
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+ 'IIMAD' => ['If it makes any difference'],
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+ 'IIR' => ['If I Remember or If I Recall'],
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+ 'IIRC' => ['If I remember correctly'],
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+ 'IIWM' => ['If it were me'],
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+ 'ILICISCOMK' => ['I laughed, I cried, I spat/spilt coffee/crumbs/coke over my keyboard'],
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+ 'ILU' => ['I Love You'],
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+ 'ILY' => ['I love you'],
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+ 'IM' => ['Instant messaging'],
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+ 'IMCO' => ['In my considered opinion'],
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+ 'IMHO' => ['In My Honest/Humble Opinion'],
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+ 'IMNSHO' => ['in my not so humble opinion'],
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+ 'IMO' => ['In My Opinion'],
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+ 'IMOW' => ['In My Own Words'],
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+ 'IMPE' => ['In my previous/personal experience'],
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+ 'IMS' => ['I Am Sorry'],
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+ 'IMVHO' => ['In my very humble opinion'],
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+ 'INMP' => ['It\'s not my problem'],
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+ 'INPO' => ['In no particular order'],
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+ 'IOH' => ['I\'m outta here'],
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+ 'IOTTMCO' => ['Intuitively obvious to the most casual observer'],
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+ 'IOU' => ['I owe you'],
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+ 'IOW' => ['In Other Words'],
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+ 'IPN' => ['I\'m posting naked'],
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+ 'IRC' => ['Internet Relay Chat'],
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+ 'IRL' => ['In Real Life'],
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+ 'ISS' => ['I said so'],
437
+ 'ISTM' => ['It Seems to Me'],
438
+ 'ISTR' => ['I Seem To Remember'],
439
+ 'ISWYM' => ['I See What You Mean'],
440
+ 'ITM' => ['In the money'],
441
+ 'IUM' => ['If You Must'],
442
+ 'IUSS' => ['If you say so'],
443
+ 'IYKWIM' => ['If you know what i mean'],
444
+ 'IYKWIMAI' => ['If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do'],
445
+ 'IYO' => ['In your opinion'],
446
+ 'IYQ' => ['I like you'],
447
+ 'IYSS' => ['If you say so'],
448
+ 'IYSWIM' => ['If you see what I mean'],
449
+ 'JAD' => ['Just Another day'],
450
+ 'JAFO' => ['Just another fucking onlooker'],
451
+ 'JAM' => ['Just A Minute'],
452
+ 'JAS' => ['Just a second'],
453
+ 'JC' => ['Just checking'],
454
+ 'JIC' => ['Just in case'],
455
+ 'JK' => ['Just kidding'],
456
+ 'JM2C' => ['Just My 2 Cents'],
457
+ 'JOOTT' => ['Just one of those things'],
458
+ 'JPYL' => ['Just pulling your leg'],
459
+ 'JT' => ['Just Teasing'],
460
+ 'JW' => ['Just wondering (Wondered)'],
461
+ 'JYYC' => ['Just yanking your chain'],
462
+ 'K' => ['okay'],
463
+ 'KBD' => ['Keyboard'],
464
+ 'KEWL' => ['Cool'],
465
+ 'KFY' => ['Kiss for you'],
466
+ 'KHUF' => ['Know How You Feel'],
467
+ 'KIR' => ['Keep It Real'],
468
+ 'KISS' => ['Keep It Simple, Stupid'],
469
+ 'KIT' => ['Keep in touch'],
470
+ 'KMA' => ['Kiss my ass'],
471
+ 'KMRIA' => ['Kiss my royal Irish arse'],
472
+ 'KOK' => ['Knock'],
473
+ 'KOTC' => ['Kiss on the cheek'],
474
+ 'KOTL' => ['Kiss on the lips'],
475
+ 'KWIM' => ['Know what i mean'],
476
+ 'KYPO' => ['Keep your pants on'],
477
+ 'L8' => ['late'],
478
+ 'L8ER' => ['later'],
479
+ 'L8R' => ['Later'],
480
+ 'L8RS' => ['Laters'],
481
+ 'L8TR' => ['Later'],
482
+ 'LAGNAF' => ['Let\'s all get naked and fuck!'],
483
+ 'LAQ' => ['Lame ass quote'],
484
+ 'LD' => ['Long distance'],
485
+ 'LDR' => ['Long Distance Relationship'],
486
+ 'LDTTWA' => ['Let\'s do the time warp again'],
487
+ 'LIFO' => ['Last in, first out'],
488
+ 'LLTA' => ['Lots and lots of thunderous applause'],
489
+ 'LMAO' => ['Laugh My Ass Off'],
490
+ 'LMFAO' => ['Laughing My Fucking Ass Off'],
491
+ 'LMIRL' => ['Let\'s meet in real life'],
492
+ 'LMK' => ['Let me know'],
493
+ 'Lndn' => ['London'],
494
+ 'LOL' => ['Laugh Out Loud'],
495
+ 'LOL' => ['Lots Of Love'],
496
+ 'LOLA' => ['Laugh Out Loud Again'],
497
+ 'LOOL' => ['Laughing Outragously Out Loud'],
498
+ 'LOPSOD' => ['Long on promises, short on delivery'],
499
+ 'LQTM' => ['Laughing Quietly To Myself'],
500
+ 'LRF' => ['Little rubber feet'],
501
+ 'LTNS' => ['Long Time No See'],
502
+ 'LTNT' => ['Long time, no talk'],
503
+ 'LTR' => ['Long term relationship'],
504
+ 'LULAB' => ['Love you like a brother'],
505
+ 'LULAS' => ['Love you like a sister'],
506
+ 'LV' => ['love'],
507
+ 'LWR' => ['Launch When Ready'],
508
+ 'LYL' => ['Love ya lots'],
509
+ 'LYLAB' => ['Love You Like a Brother'],
510
+ 'LYLAS' => ['Love you like a sister'],
511
+ 'M8' => ['Mate'],
512
+ 'M8 or M8' => ['Mate or Mates'],
513
+ 'MFD' => ['Multi-Function Device'],
514
+ 'MfG' => ['Mit freundlichen Gruessen'],
515
+ 'MHBFY' => ['My Heart Bleeds For You'],
516
+ 'MIHAP' => ['May I Have Your Attention Please'],
517
+ 'MKOP' => ['My Kind Of Place'],
518
+ 'MM' => ['Market Maker'],
519
+ 'MMFU' => ['my mate fancies you'],
520
+ 'MMHA2U' => ['My Most Humble Apologies To You'],
521
+ 'MMS' => ['Multimedia Messaging System'],
522
+ 'mo' => ['Moment'],
523
+ 'mofo' => ['Mother Fucker'],
524
+ 'MOMPL' => ['One Moment Please'],
525
+ 'MOO' => ['Mud, Object-Oriented'],
526
+ 'MOOS' => ['Member Of The Opposite Sex'],
527
+ 'MorF' => ['Male or Female?'],
528
+ 'MOSS' => ['Member Of The Same Sex'],
529
+ 'MOTAS' => ['Member Of The Appropriate Sex'],
530
+ 'MOTD' => ['Message Of The Day'],
531
+ 'MOTSS' => ['Members Of The Same Sex'],
532
+ 'MSG' => ['Message'],
533
+ 'MTBF' => ['Mean Time Between Failure'],
534
+ 'MTE' => ['My Thoughts Exactly'],
535
+ 'MTFBWU' => ['may the force be with you'],
536
+ 'MTFBWY' => ['May The Force Be With You'],
537
+ 'MUBAR' => ['Messed up Beyond All Recognition'],
538
+ 'MWBRL' => ['More Will Be Revealed Later'],
539
+ 'MYOB' => ['Mind your own Business'],
540
+ 'N00B' => ['Noobie (New Person)'],
541
+ 'N1' => ['Nice One'],
542
+ 'N2M' => ['Not To Mention'],
543
+ 'NA' => ['Not applicable','n/a', 'Not affiliated'],
544
+ 'NAK' => ['Nursing at keyboard'],
545
+ 'NALOPKT' => ['Not A Lot of People Know That'],
546
+ 'NAP' => ['Not a problem'],
547
+ 'NBD' => ['No big deal'],
548
+ 'NBIF' => ['No basis in fact'],
549
+ 'NC' => ['No comment'],
550
+ 'NCG' => ['New college graduate'],
551
+ 'NE' => ['any'],
552
+ 'NE1' => ['Anyone'],
553
+ 'NE1' => ['anyone'],
554
+ 'NE1 ER' => ['Anyone Here?'],
555
+ 'NETHNG' => ['anything'],
556
+ 'NF' => ['Nucking Futs', 'Fucking Nuts'],
557
+ 'NFC' => ['No fucking clue'],
558
+ 'NFI' => ['No fucking idea'],
559
+ 'NFW' => ['No fucking way'],
560
+ 'NG' => ['New gme'],
561
+ 'NIFOC' => ['Nude in front of the computer'],
562
+ 'NIM' => ['No internal message'],
563
+ 'NIMBY' => ['Not in my back yard'],
564
+ 'NIMQ' => ['Not in my queue'],
565
+ 'NINJA' => ['No Income, No Job, or Assets'],
566
+ 'NM' => ['NeverMind'],
567
+ 'NMP' => ['Not my problem'],
568
+ 'NO1' => ['no one'],
569
+ 'NOYB' => ['None of your business'],
36
570
  'NP' => ['no problem'],
37
- 'TY' => ['thank you'],
38
- 'b/c' => ['because'],
39
- 'BRB' => ['be right back'],
40
- 'BTW' => ['by the way'],
41
- 'F2F' => ['face to face', 'face 2 face'],
42
- 'gr8' => ['great'],
43
- 'IDK' => ['i don\'t know'],
44
- 'IDC' => ['i don\'t care'],
45
- 'OMG' => ['oh my god'],
46
- 'thx' => ['thanks'],
47
- 'ppl' => ['people'],
48
- 'WTF' => ['what the fuck'],
49
- '@' => ['at'],
50
- 'G2G' => ['got to go', 'got 2 go'],
51
- '2NTE' => ['tonight', 'tonite'],
52
- 'BF' => ['boyfriend'],
53
- 'GF' => ['girlfriend'],
54
- 'AKA' => ['also known as']
55
- }
56
-
571
+ 'NQOCD' => ['Not quite our class, dear'],
572
+ 'NRG' => ['Energy'],
573
+ 'NRN' => ['No Reply Necessary'],
574
+ 'NSFW' => ['Not Safe For Work'],
575
+ 'NT' => ['No text'],
576
+ 'NTK' => ['Nice To Know'],
577
+ 'NTYMI' => ['Now That You Mention It'],
578
+ 'NUFF' => ['Enough Said'],
579
+ 'NVM' => ['Nevermind'],
580
+ 'NW' => ['No Way!'],
581
+ 'NYCFS' => ['New York City finger salute'],
582
+ 'OAUS' => ['On an unrelated subject'],
583
+ 'OBTW' => ['Oh, by the way'],
584
+ 'OEM' => ['Original equipment manufacturer'],
585
+ 'OIC' => ['Oh I See'],
586
+ 'OK' => ['All Correct'],
587
+ 'OLL' => ['Online love'],
588
+ 'OMDB' => ['Over My Dead Body'],
589
+ 'OMFG' => ['Oh my fucking God'],
590
+ 'OMG' => ['Oh My God'],
591
+ 'OMIK' => ['Open mouth, insert keyboard'],
592
+ 'ONNA' => ['Oh no, not again!'],
593
+ 'ONNTA' => ['Oh No, Not This Again'],
594
+ 'OOC' => ['Out of character'],
595
+ 'OOF' => ['Out Of Facility'],
596
+ 'OOI' => ['Out Of Interest'],
597
+ 'OOO' => ['Out of office'],
598
+ 'OOTB' => ['Out of the box or Out of the blue'],
599
+ 'OOTC' => ['Obligatory on topic comment'],
600
+ 'OS' => ['Operating system'],
601
+ 'OT' => ['Off topic'],
602
+ 'OTOH' => ['On the other hand'],
603
+ 'OTP' => ['On the Phone'],
604
+ 'OTT' => ['Over The Top'],
605
+ 'OTTOMH' => ['Off the Top of my Head'],
606
+ 'OUSU' => ['Oh, You Shut Up'],
607
+ 'OWTTE' => ['Or words to that effect'],
608
+ 'OZ' => ['Australia'],
609
+ 'PANS' => ['Pretty awesome new stuff'],
610
+ 'PAW' => ['parents are watching'],
611
+ 'PCM' => ['Please call me'],
612
+ 'PD' => ['Public Domain'],
613
+ 'PDOMA' => ['Pulled directly out of my ass'],
614
+ 'PDQ' => ['Pretty Darn Quick'],
615
+ 'PEBCAK' => ['Problem exists between chair and keyboard'],
616
+ 'PIMP' => ['Peeing in my pants'],
617
+ 'PITA' => ['Pain In The Arse'],
618
+ 'PLS' => ['please'],
619
+ 'PM' => ['Personal Message'],
620
+ 'PMFJI' => ['Pardon me for jumping in'],
621
+ 'PMIGBOM' => ['Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth'],
622
+ 'PMJI' => ['Pardon My Jumping In'],
623
+ 'PML' => ['Piss Myself Laughing'],
624
+ 'PMP' => ['Peeing my pants'],
625
+ 'PMPF' => ['Piss My Pants Funny'],
626
+ 'PO' => ['Piss off'],
627
+ 'POETS' => ['Piss on everyone, tomorrow\'s Saturday'],
628
+ 'PONA' => ['Person of no account'],
629
+ 'POOF' => ['Good-bye'],
630
+ 'POS' => ['Parent over shoulder'],
631
+ 'POV' => ['Point of view'],
632
+ 'PPL' => ['People'],
633
+ 'PRT' => ['Party'],
634
+ 'PRW' => ['Parents Are Watching'],
635
+ 'PS' => ['Post Script'],
636
+ 'PTB' => ['Please Text Back'],
637
+ 'PU' => ['That Stinks'],
638
+ 'PZA' => ['Pizza'],
639
+ 'QL' => ['Quit Laughing!'],
640
+ 'QS' => ['Quit Scrolling'],
641
+ 'QT' => ['Cutie'],
642
+ 'R' => ['are'],
643
+ 'RAT' => ['Remotely activated trojan'],
644
+ 'RBAY' => ['Right Back At Ya'],
645
+ 'RBTL' => ['Read between the lines'],
646
+ 'RD' => ['Research and development'],
647
+ 'RE' => ['Regards or Hello Again'],
648
+ 'REHI' => ['Hello again or Re-hi'],
649
+ 'RFD' => ['Request For Discussion'],
650
+ 'RFR' => ['Really fucking rich'],
651
+ 'RFS' => ['Really fucking soon'],
652
+ 'RKBA' => ['Right to keep and bear arms'],
653
+ 'RL' => ['Real life'],
654
+ 'RLF' => ['Real life friend'],
655
+ 'RLR' => ['Earlier'],
656
+ 'RMLB' => ['Read my lips baby'],
657
+ 'RMMM' => ['Read my mail man!'],
658
+ 'RN' => ['Right now!'],
659
+ 'ROFL' => ['Rolling On The Floor Laughing'],
660
+ 'ROFLMAO' => ['Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off'],
661
+ 'ROFLOL' => ['Roll On Floor Lauging Out Loud'],
662
+ 'ROTFL' => ['Rolling on the floor laughing'],
663
+ 'ROTFLMAO' => ['Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off'],
664
+ 'ROTFLOL' => ['Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud'],
665
+ 'ROTM' => ['Right on the money'],
666
+ 'RPG' => ['Role playing games'],
667
+ 'RR' => ['Rest and relaxation'],
668
+ 'RSN' => ['Real soon now'],
669
+ 'RTBS' => ['Reason to be single'],
670
+ 'RTDox' => ['Read the documentations'],
671
+ 'RTFAQ' => ['Read the FAQ File'],
672
+ 'RTFI' => ['read the fucking instructions'],
673
+ 'RTFM' => ['read the fucking manual'],
674
+ 'RTFM' => ['Read the Fucking Manual'],
675
+ 'RTK' => ['Return to keyboard'],
676
+ 'RTM' => ['Read the manual'],
677
+ 'RU' => ['are you'],
678
+ 'RUMORF' => ['Are You Male Or Female'],
679
+ 'RUOK' => ['are you okay'],
680
+ 'RUUP4IT' => ['Are You Up For It'],
681
+ 'RX' => ['Regards'],
682
+ 'RYO' => ['Roll your own'],
683
+ 'S2R' => ['Send To Receive'],
684
+ 'S4L' => ['Spam For Life'],
685
+ 'SBIA' => ['Stands Back In Amazement'],
686
+ 'SBTA' => ['Sorry, Being Thick Again'],
687
+ 'SCNR' => ['Sorry, Could Not Resist'],
688
+ 'SED' => ['Said Enough Darling'],
689
+ 'SETE' => ['Smiling Ear to Ear'],
690
+ 'SF' => ['Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction'],
691
+ 'SFAIAA' => ['So Far As I Am Aware'],
692
+ 'SFETE' => ['Smiling From Ear To Ear'],
693
+ 'sfw' => ['Safe For Work'],
694
+ 'SG4IT' => ['Search Google For It'],
695
+ 'SH' => ['Shit Happens'],
696
+ 'SITCOMs' => ['Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage'],
697
+ 'SITD' => ['Still In The Dark'],
698
+ 'SK8' => ['Skate'],
699
+ 'SLIRK' => ['Smart Little Rich Kid'],
700
+ 'SMAIM' => ['Send Me An Instant Message'],
701
+ 'SME' => ['Subject Matter Expert'],
702
+ 'SMEM' => ['Send Me E-Mail'],
703
+ 'SMPF' => ['Shit My Pants Funny'],
704
+ 'SMS' => ['Short Message Service'],
705
+ 'SNAFU' => ['Situation Normal, All Fucked Up'],
706
+ 'SNAG' => ['Sensitive New Age Guy'],
707
+ 'SNERT' => ['Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager'],
708
+ 'SO' => ['Significant Other'],
709
+ 'SOHF' => ['Sense Of Humor Failure'],
710
+ 'SOL' => ['Shit Out of Luck'],
711
+ 'SOP' => ['Standard Operating Procedure'],
712
+ 'SorG' => ['Straight or Gay?'],
713
+ 'SOZ' => ['sorry'],
714
+ 'SRO' => ['Standing Room Only'],
715
+ 'SSDD' => ['Same Shit Different Day'],
716
+ 'SSEWBA' => ['Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms'],
717
+ 'STATS' => ['Your sex and age'],
718
+ 'STFU' => ['Shut The Fuck Up!'],
719
+ 'STM' => ['Spank The Monkey'],
720
+ 'STR8' => ['Straight'],
721
+ 'STYS' => ['Speak To You Soon'],
722
+ 'SUM1' => ['someone'],
723
+ 'SUYF' => ['Shut Up You Fool'],
724
+ 'SWAG' => ['Scientific Wild Ass Guess'],
725
+ 'SWAK' => ['Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss'],
726
+ 'SWALK' => ['Sent with a loving Kiss'],
727
+ 'SWDYT' => ['So What Do You Think?'],
728
+ 'SWG' => ['Scientific Wild Guess'],
729
+ 'SWTDRMZ' => ['Sweet Dreams'],
730
+ 'SYS' => ['See You Soon'],
731
+ 'T+' => ['Think positive'],
732
+ 'TAFN' => ['That\'s all for now'],
733
+ 'TAH' => ['Take a hike'],
734
+ 'TARFU' => ['Things are really fucked up'],
735
+ 'TAS' => ['Taking A Shower'],
736
+ 'TB' => ['Text Back'],
737
+ 'TBA' => ['To be advised'],
738
+ 'TBC' => ['To be continued'],
739
+ 'tbh' => ['To Be Honest'],
740
+ 'TCB' => ['The Trouble Came Back!'],
741
+ 'TDM' => ['Too Darn Many'],
742
+ 'TDTM' => ['Talk dirty to me'],
743
+ 'TEOTWAWK' => ['The end of the world as we know it'],
744
+ 'TFDS' => ['That is For Darn Sure'],
745
+ 'TFH' => ['Thread from hell'],
746
+ 'TFN' => ['Thanks for nothing or Till further notice'],
747
+ 'tfr' => ['Thanks For Reading'],
748
+ 'TGIF' => ['Thank God it Is Friday'],
749
+ 'THANQ' => ['thank you'],
750
+ 'THNX 1.0' => ['Thanks a million'],
751
+ 'THX' => ['Thank You'],
752
+ 'THX or T' => ['Thanks'],
753
+ 'THX, THN' => ['Thanks'],
754
+ 'THX40' => ['Thanks For Nothing'],
755
+ 'TIA' => ['Thanks in advance'],
756
+ 'TIAIL' => ['Think I am in love'],
757
+ 'TIC' => ['Tongue in cheek'],
758
+ 'TLA' => ['Three letter acronym'],
759
+ 'TLGO' => ['The list goes on'],
760
+ 'TLK2UL' => ['Talk to You Later'],
761
+ 'TM' => ['Trust me'],
762
+ 'TMA' => ['Too many acronyms'],
763
+ 'TMB' => ['Text Me Back'],
764
+ 'TMFA' => ['Too many fucking acronyms'],
765
+ 'TMI' => ['Too much information'],
766
+ 'TMIY' => ['Take me Im yours'],
767
+ 'TMK' => ['To my knowledge'],
768
+ 'TMTOWTDI' => ['There\'s more than one way to do it'],
769
+ 'TNA' => ['Temporarily not available'],
770
+ 'TNC' => ['Tongue In Cheek'],
771
+ 'TNTLLAC' => ['Try Not To Look Like A Cock'],
772
+ 'TNX' => ['Thanks'],
773
+ 'TOM' => ['Tomorrow'],
774
+ 'TOS' => ['Terms of service'],
775
+ 'TOT' => ['Tons of Time'],
776
+ 'TP' => ['Team Player'],
777
+ 'TPC' => ['The phone company'],
778
+ 'TPTB' => ['The powers that be'],
779
+ 'TSR' => ['Totally stuck in ram'],
780
+ 'TSWC' => ['Tell someone who cares'],
781
+ 'TTBOMK' => ['To the best of my knowledge'],
782
+ 'TTFN' => ['Ta-Ta For Now!'],
783
+ 'TTG' => ['Time to Go'],
784
+ 'TTS' => ['Text to Speech'],
785
+ 'TTT' => ['That\'s the ticket or to the top'],
786
+ 'TTTT' => ['To Tell The Truth'],
787
+ 'TTUL' => ['Talk to You Later'],
788
+ 'TTWIG' => ['That\'s the way it goes'],
789
+ 'TTYL' => ['Talk To You Later'],
790
+ 'TTYL8R' => ['Talk to you later'],
791
+ 'TVN' => ['Thank You Very Much'],
792
+ 'TW' => ['Team Work'],
793
+ 'TWIMC' => ['To whom it may concern'],
794
+ 'TWT' => ['Twat!'],
795
+ 'TXS' => ['Thanks'],
796
+ 'TXT BAC' => ['text back'],
797
+ 'TY' => ['Thank you'],
798
+ 'TYVM' => ['thank you very much'],
799
+ 'U' => ['You'],
800
+ 'U2' => ['You Too'],
801
+ 'U4E' => ['Yours For Ever'],
802
+ 'UI!' => ['You Idiot!'],
803
+ 'UL' => ['You Will?'],
804
+ 'unPC' => ['unPolitically correct'],
805
+ 'UR' => ['your'],
806
+ 'UR' => ['You Are?'],
807
+ 'URAQT' => ['you are a cutie'],
808
+ 'URAS' => ['you are a star'],
809
+ 'URT1' => ['Your are the one'],
810
+ 'URW' => ['You are welcome'],
811
+ 'URWS' => ['You Are Wise'],
812
+ 'URYY4M' => ['You are too wise for me'],
813
+ 'VBG' => ['Very Big Grin'],
814
+ 'VBS' => ['Very Big Smile'],
815
+ 'VC' => ['Venture capital'],
816
+ 'VEG' => ['Very Evil Grin'],
817
+ 'VFM' => ['Value for money'],
818
+ 'VM' => ['Voice mail'],
819
+ 'VRBS' => ['Virtual reality bullshit'],
820
+ 'VSF' => ['Very Sad Face'],
821
+ 'W' => ['with'],
822
+ 'W8' => ['Wait...'],
823
+ 'WAD' => ['Without A Doubt'],
824
+ 'WAG' => ['Wild Ass Guess'],
825
+ 'WAI' => ['What an idiot'],
826
+ 'WAMBAM' => ['Web application meets brick and mortar'],
827
+ 'WAN2' => ['want to'],
828
+ 'WB' => ['Welcome Back'],
829
+ 'WBS' => ['Write Back Soon'],
830
+ 'WC' => ['Who Cares?'],
831
+ 'WCA' => ['Who cares anyway'],
832
+ 'WDYS' => ['What did you say?'],
833
+ 'WDYT' => ['What do you think?'],
834
+ 'WE' => ['whatever'],
835
+ 'we' => ['Weekend'],
836
+ 'WEG' => ['Wicked evil grin'],
837
+ 'WF' => ['Way Fun'],
838
+ 'WFM' => ['Works for me'],
839
+ 'WG' => ['Wicked grin'],
840
+ 'WGAFF' => ['Who gives a flying fuck'],
841
+ 'WIIFM' => ['What\'s in it for me?'],
842
+ 'WIIWD' => ['What it is we do'],
843
+ 'WISP' => ['Winning Is So Pleasureable'],
844
+ 'WIT' => ['Wordsmith in training'],
845
+ 'WITFITS' => ['What in the fuck is this shit'],
846
+ 'WKND' => ['weekend'],
847
+ 'WLUMRyMe' => ['Will you marry Me?'],
848
+ 'WNOHGB' => ['Were No One Has Gone Before'],
849
+ 'WO' => ['without'],
850
+ 'WOG' => ['Wise old guy'],
851
+ 'WOMBAT' => ['Waste of money, brains and time'],
852
+ 'wrk' => ['Work'],
853
+ 'WRT' => ['With regard to'],
854
+ 'WT' => ['Without Thinking'],
855
+ 'WT' => ['What?'],
856
+ 'WTB' => ['Want to buy'],
857
+ 'WTF' => ['What The Fuck'],
858
+ 'WTFRU' => ['Who the fuck are you?'],
859
+ 'WTFWT' => ['What the fuck was that?'],
860
+ 'WTG' => ['Way To Go!'],
861
+ 'WTGP' => ['Want to go private?'],
862
+ 'WTH' => ['What The Hell'],
863
+ 'WTMI' => ['Way too much information'],
864
+ 'WTTM' => ['Without Thinking To Much'],
865
+ 'WU' => ['What is Up'],
866
+ 'WUD' => ['what you doing'],
867
+ 'WUF' => ['Where Are You From?'],
868
+ 'WUWH' => ['Wish you were here'],
869
+ 'WWDWIIWD' => ['When we do what it is we do'],
870
+ 'WWY' => ['Where Were You?'],
871
+ 'WYCM' => ['Will You Call Me?'],
872
+ 'WYGOWM' => ['will you go out with me'],
873
+ 'WYP' => ['What\'s your problem?'],
874
+ 'WYRN' => ['What\'s your real name?'],
875
+ 'WYS' => ['Whatever you say'],
876
+ 'WYSITWIR' => ['What you see is totally worthless in real life'],
877
+ 'WYSIWYG' => ['What you see is what you get'],
878
+ 'WYSLPG' => ['What you see looks pretty good'],
879
+ 'WYT' => ['Whatever you think'],
880
+ 'WYWH' => ['Wish You Were Here'],
881
+ 'XI10' => ['Exciting'],
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+ 'XLNT' => ['excellent'],
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+ 'XME' => ['Excuuuuse Me'],
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+ 'XOXO' => ['Hugs and Kisses'],
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+ 'Y' => ['why'],
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+ 'YA' => ['Yet another'],
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+ 'YA yaya' => ['Yet Another Ya-Ya'],
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+ 'YABA' => ['Yet another bloody acronym'],
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+ 'YACC' => ['Yet another calendar company'],
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+ 'YAFIYGI' => ['You asked for it, you got it'],
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+ 'YBS' => ['You\'ll be Sorry'],
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+ 'YCT' => ['Your Comment To'],
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+ 'YGIAGAM' => ['Your guess is as good as mine'],
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+ 'YGWYPF' => ['You get what you pay for'],
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+ 'YHM' => ['You have mail'],
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+ 'YIC' => ['Yours in Christ'],
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+ 'YKW' => ['You Know What?'],
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+ 'YM' => ['Young man'],
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+ 'YMMV' => ['Your mileage may vary'],
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+ 'YNK' => ['You never know'],
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+ 'YR' => ['Why Are'],
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+ 'YSYD' => ['Yeah, sure you do'],
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+ 'YTTT' => ['You telling the truth?'],
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+ 'YW' => ['You are Welcome'],
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+ 'YYSSW' => ['yeah yeah sure sure whatever'],
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+ 'ZZZ' => ['Sleeping, Bored, Tired']
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+
908
+ }
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+
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  def self.convert(str)
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- str = transform(str, CONTRACTIONS, true)
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- str = transform(str, SUBSTITUTIONS, true)
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+ str = transform(str, CONTRACTIONS)
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+ str = transform(str, ABBREVIATIONS)
60
913
  str
61
914
  end
62
-
63
- def self.transform(text, manipulators, bounding = false)
915
+
916
+ def self.transform(text, manipulators)
64
917
  manipulators.each do |replacement, regular_expressions|
65
918
  regular_expressions.each do |regex|
66
- if bounding
67
- regex = Regexp.new(/\b#{regex}\b/i)
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- else
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- regex = Regexp.new(/#{regex}/i)
70
- end
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- text.gsub! regex, replacement
919
+ text.gsub! Regexp.new(/\b#{regex}\b/i), replacement
72
920
  end
73
921
  end
74
922
  text
75
923
  end
76
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77
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78
-
79
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80
925
  end
@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
1
+ require 'minitest/spec'
2
+ require 'minitest/autorun'
3
+ require 'turn'
4
+ require 'txtspk'
5
+
6
+ describe 'Txtspk' do
7
+
8
+ it "abbreviates 'as far as I know'" do
9
+ assert_equal "AFAIK", "as far as I know".to_txtspk
10
+ end
11
+
12
+ it "abbreviates 'smiles'" do
13
+ assert_equal "I'm all :)s", "I'm all smiles".to_txtspk
14
+ end
15
+
16
+
17
+ it "abbreviates 'for ever and ever" do
18
+ skip "we'll figure out this problem later..."
19
+ assert_equal "4FRNFR", "for ever and ever".to_txtspk
20
+ end
21
+
22
+
23
+ end
data/txtspk.gemspec CHANGED
@@ -14,4 +14,9 @@ Gem::Specification.new do |gem|
14
14
  gem.name = "txtspk"
15
15
  gem.require_paths = ["lib"]
16
16
  gem.version = Txtspk::VERSION
17
- end
17
+
18
+ gem.add_dependency('rake')
19
+ gem.add_dependency('minitest')
20
+ gem.add_dependency('turn')
21
+
22
+ end
metadata CHANGED
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
1
1
  --- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
2
2
  name: txtspk
3
3
  version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
4
- version: 0.0.1
4
+ version: 0.0.2
5
5
  prerelease:
6
6
  platform: ruby
7
7
  authors:
@@ -9,8 +9,41 @@ authors:
9
9
  autorequire:
10
10
  bindir: bin
11
11
  cert_chain: []
12
- date: 2012-06-08 00:00:00.000000000 Z
13
- dependencies: []
12
+ date: 2012-06-09 00:00:00.000000000 Z
13
+ dependencies:
14
+ - !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
15
+ name: rake
16
+ requirement: &70301183142180 !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
17
+ none: false
18
+ requirements:
19
+ - - ! '>='
20
+ - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
21
+ version: '0'
22
+ type: :runtime
23
+ prerelease: false
24
+ version_requirements: *70301183142180
25
+ - !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
26
+ name: minitest
27
+ requirement: &70301183141580 !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
28
+ none: false
29
+ requirements:
30
+ - - ! '>='
31
+ - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
32
+ version: '0'
33
+ type: :runtime
34
+ prerelease: false
35
+ version_requirements: *70301183141580
36
+ - !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
37
+ name: turn
38
+ requirement: &70301183140900 !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
39
+ none: false
40
+ requirements:
41
+ - - ! '>='
42
+ - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
43
+ version: '0'
44
+ type: :runtime
45
+ prerelease: false
46
+ version_requirements: *70301183140900
14
47
  description: shortens to using text speak
15
48
  email:
16
49
  - kyle.decot@me.com
@@ -19,12 +52,14 @@ extensions: []
19
52
  extra_rdoc_files: []
20
53
  files:
21
54
  - .gitignore
55
+ - .travis.yml
22
56
  - Gemfile
23
57
  - LICENSE
24
58
  - README.md
25
59
  - Rakefile
26
60
  - lib/txtspk.rb
27
61
  - lib/txtspk/version.rb
62
+ - spec/txtspk_spec.rb
28
63
  - txtspk.gemspec
29
64
  homepage: http://github.com/kyledecot
30
65
  licenses: []
@@ -46,8 +81,9 @@ required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
46
81
  version: '0'
47
82
  requirements: []
48
83
  rubyforge_project:
49
- rubygems_version: 1.8.15
84
+ rubygems_version: 1.8.10
50
85
  signing_key:
51
86
  specification_version: 3
52
87
  summary: shortens to using text speak
53
- test_files: []
88
+ test_files:
89
+ - spec/txtspk_spec.rb