top_gun 0.0.1 → 0.1.0

data/bin/top_gun

@@ -7,6 +7,12 @@ when "danger_zone", "take_my_breath_away"
   TopGun.send(ARGV[0])
 when "berlin"
   TopGun.take_my_breath_away
+when /boys/
+  TopGun.playing_with_the_boys
+when "goose"
+  TopGun.goose
+when "mav"
+  TopGun.mav
 else
   TopGun.danger_zone
 end

data/lib/top_gun.rb

@@ -2,11 +2,55 @@ require "top_gun/version"
 
 module TopGun
   LYRICS_DIR = File.dirname(__FILE__) + '/../lyrics'
+
+  def self.say(opts)
+    commands = []
+
+    if text = opts[:text]
+      commands << text
+    else
+      commands << "-f #{File.join(LYRICS_DIR, opts[:file])}"
+    end
+
+    if voice = opts[:voice]
+      commands << "-v #{voice}"
+    end
+
+    `say #{commands.join(' ')}`
+  end
+
   def self.danger_zone
-    `say -f #{LYRICS_DIR}/danger_zone.txt`
+    say :file => 'danger_zone.txt'
   end
 
   def self.take_my_breath_away
-    `say -v Victoria -f #{LYRICS_DIR}/take_my_breath_away.txt`
+    say :file => 'take_my_breath_away.txt', :voice => :victoria
+  end
+
+  def self.goose
+    say :text => something_awesome(:goose), :voice  => :junior
+  end
+
+  def self.mav
+    say :text => something_awesome(:mav), :voice  => :bruce
+  end
+
+  def self.playing_with_the_boys
+    say :file => 'playing_with_the_boys.txt'
+  end
+
+  def self.something_awesome(by_who)
+    case by_who
+    when :mav
+      ["eyell hit the breaks and he will fly right bye",
+       "Too close for miss els, eyem switching to guns.",
+       "Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flybye",
+       "You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead."]
+    when :goose
+      ["Cum on Mav, do some of that pilot shit!",
+       "No, mav, this is not a good idea",
+       "You must have carnal knowledge of a lady this time, on the premises",
+       "Yee ha!! Jesters dead!"]
+    end.sort_by{ rand }.first
   end
 end

data/lib/top_gun/version.rb

@@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
 module TopGun
-  VERSION = "0.0.1"
+  VERSION = "0.1.0"
 end

data/lyrics/playing_with_the_boys.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,60 @@
+I'd say it was the right time
+To walk away
+When dreaming takes you nowhere
+It's time to play
+Bodies working overtime
+Your money don't matter
+Time keeps ticking
+Someone's on my mind (on my mind)
+
+I'm moving in slow motion
+Feels so good
+It's a strange anticipation
+Knock, knock, knocking on wood
+Bodies working overtime
+It's Man against man
+All that ever matters
+Is baby who's ahead in the game
+Funny but it's always the same
+
+Playing, playing with the boys
+Staying, playing with the boys
+After chasing sunsets
+One of life's simple joys
+Is playing with the boys
+
+She said it was the wrong thing
+For me to do
+I said it's just a boys' game
+That Girls play too
+My heart is working overtime
+In this kind of game
+People get hurt
+I'm thinkin that the people is me
+If you want to find me, I'll be
+
+Playing, playing with the boys
+Staying, playing with the boys
+After chasing sunsets
+One of life's simple joys
+...is the boys
+
+I don't want to be the moth around your fire
+...with the boys
+I don't want to be obsessed by my desire
+Your shining, Your smiling
+I've seen enough
+...with the boys
+I'm staying here
+You play too rough
+
+Playing, playing with the boys
+I'll be staying, playing with the boys
+After chasing sunsets
+One of life's simple joys
+Is playing with the boys
+Playing with the boys
+Playing
+Playing
+Playing
+Playing

metadata

@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 --- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
 name: top_gun
 version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
-  version: 0.0.1
+  version: 0.1.0
   prerelease: 
 platform: ruby
 authors:
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ authors:
 autorequire: 
 bindir: bin
 cert_chain: []
-date: 2011-07-29 00:00:00.000000000 +10:00
+date: 2011-08-01 00:00:00.000000000 +10:00
 default_executable: 
 dependencies: []
 description: Danger Zone
@@ -27,6 +27,7 @@ files:
 - lib/top_gun.rb
 - lib/top_gun/version.rb
 - lyrics/danger_zone.txt
+- lyrics/playing_with_the_boys.txt
 - lyrics/take_my_breath_away.txt
 - top_gun.gemspec
 has_rdoc: true