raise_roulette 0.0.1

data/.gitignore

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+*.gem
+*.rbc
+.bundle
+.config
+.yardoc
+Gemfile.lock
+InstalledFiles
+_yardoc
+coverage
+doc/
+lib/bundler/man
+pkg
+rdoc
+spec/reports
+test/tmp
+test/version_tmp
+tmp

data/Gemfile

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+source 'https://rubygems.org'
+
+# Specify your gem's dependencies in raise_roulette.gemspec
+gemspec

data/LICENSE.txt

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+Copyright (c) 2013 Mark Tabler
+
+
+MIT License
+
+Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining
+a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the
+"Software"), to deal in the Software without restriction, including
+without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish,
+distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to
+permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so, subject to
+the following conditions:
+
+The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be
+included in all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
+
+THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND,
+EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF
+MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND
+NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE
+LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION
+OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION
+WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.

data/README.md

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+# RaiseRoulette
+
+A simulation of any sufficiently complex software project.
+
+## Installation
+
+    $ gem install raise_roulette
+
+## Usage
+
+Currently, RaiseRoulette extends one module (SomethingBad) into the global namespace. SomethingBad has the following methods:
+
+  * #happens - raises a randomly selected error, sometimes with a stack trace, sometimes with a pithy comment
+  * #might_happen - about a 50% chance of calling #happens
+  * #could_happen - about a 30% chance of calling #happens
+  * #shouldnt_happen - about a 10% chance of calling #happens
+  * #absolutely_wont_happen - you and I both know this has a 100% chance of #happens
+  
+## WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
+
+If you're ever having a "great" "adventure" with someone's "completely" "robust" code (even your own) (especially your own) (past self you are such a jerk), you can now share that feeling with your fellow developers using the communicative power of Ruby.
+
+## Contributing
+
+1. Fork it
+2. Create your feature branch (`git checkout -b my-new-feature`)
+3. Commit your changes (`git commit -am 'Add some feature'`)
+4. Push to the branch (`git push origin my-new-feature`)
+5. Create new Pull Request

data/Rakefile

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+require "bundler/gem_tasks"

data/lib/raise_roulette.rb

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+require "raise_roulette/version"
+require "raise_roulette/something_bad"
+module RaiseRoulette
+end
+
+extend RaiseRoulette  # One bad idea deserves another

data/lib/raise_roulette/something_bad.rb

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+module RaiseRoulette
+  module SomethingBad
+
+    def self.happens
+      raise some_error_or_another, 0, somewhere_or_another
+    end
+
+    def self.might_happen
+      if rand(10) <= 5
+        happens
+      end
+    end
+
+    def self.could_happen
+      if rand(10) <= 3
+        happens
+      end
+    end
+
+    def self.shouldnt_happen
+      if rand(10) <= 1
+        happens
+      end
+    end
+
+    def absolutely_wont_happen
+      happens
+    end
+
+    private
+
+    def self.some_error_or_another
+      [LoadError, NotImplementedError, SyntaxError, SecurityError,
+       ArgumentError, IOError, FiberError, NameError, RuntimeError,
+       ThreadError, TypeError, ZeroDivisionError].sample
+    end
+
+    def self.somewhere_or_another
+      if rand(10) <= 3
+        nil
+      else
+        ["left field", "deep within the code", "decks five through eight",
+        "just south of Milwaukee", "somewhere, I have no idea", "haystack",
+        "0x800cbc9a", "within the self", "the butler", "outer space", 
+        "profound philosophical differences", "a terrible decision", 
+        "a reasonable, yet incorrect, guess"].sample
+      end
+    end
+
+  end
+end

data/lib/raise_roulette/version.rb

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+module RaiseRoulette
+  VERSION = "0.0.1"
+end

data/raise_roulette.gemspec

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+# -*- encoding: utf-8 -*-
+lib = File.expand_path('../lib', __FILE__)
+$LOAD_PATH.unshift(lib) unless $LOAD_PATH.include?(lib)
+require 'raise_roulette/version'
+
+Gem::Specification.new do |gem|
+  gem.name          = "raise_roulette"
+  gem.version       = RaiseRoulette::VERSION
+  gem.authors       = ["Mark Tabler\n"]
+  gem.email         = ["mark.tabler@fallingmanstudios.net"]
+  gem.description   = %q{A simulation of adventuretimes in softwareland}
+  gem.summary       = %q{You've probably encountered code that feels like this already. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.}
+  gem.homepage      = "https://github.com/marktabler/raise_roulette"
+
+  gem.files         = `git ls-files`.split($/)
+  gem.executables   = gem.files.grep(%r{^bin/}).map{ |f| File.basename(f) }
+  gem.test_files    = gem.files.grep(%r{^(test|spec|features)/})
+  gem.require_paths = ["lib"]
+end

metadata

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+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
+name: raise_roulette
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+  version: 0.0.1
+  prerelease: 
+platform: ruby
+authors:
+- ! 'Mark Tabler
+
+'
+autorequire: 
+bindir: bin
+cert_chain: []
+date: 2013-03-05 00:00:00.000000000 Z
+dependencies: []
+description: A simulation of adventuretimes in softwareland
+email:
+- mark.tabler@fallingmanstudios.net
+executables: []
+extensions: []
+extra_rdoc_files: []
+files:
+- .gitignore
+- Gemfile
+- LICENSE.txt
+- README.md
+- Rakefile
+- lib/raise_roulette.rb
+- lib/raise_roulette/something_bad.rb
+- lib/raise_roulette/version.rb
+- raise_roulette.gemspec
+homepage: https://github.com/marktabler/raise_roulette
+licenses: []
+post_install_message: 
+rdoc_options: []
+require_paths:
+- lib
+required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  none: false
+  requirements:
+  - - ! '>='
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  none: false
+  requirements:
+  - - ! '>='
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+requirements: []
+rubyforge_project: 
+rubygems_version: 1.8.24
+signing_key: 
+specification_version: 3
+summary: You've probably encountered code that feels like this already. If you can't
+  beat 'em, join 'em.
+test_files: []