rack-plastic 0.1.2 → 0.1.3
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- data/CHANGELOG +7 -0
- data/{README.rdoc → README.md} +22 -13
- data/Rakefile +2 -5
- data/lib/plastic_test_helper.rb +2 -2
- metadata +14 -147
- data/examples/middlewares/initial.rb +0 -34
- data/examples/middlewares/intro.rb +0 -17
- data/examples/middlewares/l337.rb +0 -22
- data/examples/middlewares/stylizer.rb +0 -16
- data/examples/rackapp/app.rb +0 -105
- data/examples/railsapp/app/controllers/application_controller.rb +0 -10
- data/examples/railsapp/app/controllers/tommy_boy_controller.rb +0 -9
- data/examples/railsapp/app/helpers/application_helper.rb +0 -3
- data/examples/railsapp/app/helpers/tommy_boy_helper.rb +0 -2
- data/examples/railsapp/config/boot.rb +0 -110
- data/examples/railsapp/config/environment.rb +0 -50
- data/examples/railsapp/config/environments/development.rb +0 -17
- data/examples/railsapp/config/environments/production.rb +0 -28
- data/examples/railsapp/config/environments/test.rb +0 -28
- data/examples/railsapp/config/initializers/backtrace_silencers.rb +0 -7
- data/examples/railsapp/config/initializers/inflections.rb +0 -10
- data/examples/railsapp/config/initializers/mime_types.rb +0 -5
- data/examples/railsapp/config/initializers/new_rails_defaults.rb +0 -21
- data/examples/railsapp/config/initializers/session_store.rb +0 -15
- data/examples/railsapp/config/routes.rb +0 -4
- data/examples/railsapp/db/seeds.rb +0 -7
- data/examples/railsapp/test/functional/tommy_boy_controller_test.rb +0 -8
- data/examples/railsapp/test/performance/browsing_test.rb +0 -9
- data/examples/railsapp/test/test_helper.rb +0 -38
- data/examples/railsapp/test/unit/helpers/tommy_boy_helper_test.rb +0 -4
- data/examples/sinatraapp/app.rb +0 -105
data/CHANGELOG
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0.1.3 (November 6, 2011)
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* Required current Jeweler (>= 1.6.0).
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* BUGFIX: process_html test helper was not working in Ruby 1.9.
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# Rack::Plastic
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## Description
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## Usage
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## Examples
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## Rails Streaming
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This middleware is not compatible with Rails HTTP streaming. According to [Railscast #266](http://asciicasts.com/episodes/266-http-streaming):
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then it will not work with streaming."
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## Testing
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description: "\n If you are creating Rack middleware that changes the HTML response, use\n Rack::Plastic to get a head start. Rack::Plastic takes care of the\n boilerplate Rack glue so that you can focus on simply changing the HTML.\n "
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