programmer_joke 0.0.3

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data/bin/programmer_joke

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+#!/usr/bin/env ruby
+
+require 'programmer_joke'
+puts ProgrammerJoke.joke(ARGV[0])

data/lib/programmer_joke.rb

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+class ProgrammerJoke
+
+  AVAILABLE_LANGUAGES = %w[English Espaniol]
+
+  def self.languages
+    puts "\n"
+    AVAILABLE_LANGUAGES.each { |language| puts "--> #{language}" }
+    puts "\n"
+  end
+
+  def self.joke(language = 'English')
+    puts "\n"
+    jokes = Joke.new(language)
+    puts jokes.joke
+    puts "\n"
+  end
+
+end
+
+require 'programmer_joke/joke'

data/lib/programmer_joke/joke.rb

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+class ProgrammerJoke::Joke
+
+  def initialize(language)
+    @language = language.strip
+  end
+
+  def joke
+    case @language
+    when 'English'
+      [
+        "Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?\nBecause Oct 31 == Dec 25",
+        "How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?\nAn extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you",
+        "A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, can I join you?",
+        "How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?\nNone, that's a hardware problem",
+        "['hip','hip']\n(hip hip array!)",
+        "Why was the function sad after a successful first call?\nIt didn't get a callback",
+        "What's the second movie about a database engineer called?\nThe SQL",
+        "Why did the computer keep sneezing?\nIt had a virus!",
+        "Where does the pirate stash all of their digital treasures?\nRAR",
+        "What did the process say after working in an infinite loop all day?\nI need a break",
+        "Why don't parents teach their kids about regular expressions?\nBecause they don't want them playing with matches",
+        "A SQL developer walked into a NoSQL bar\nThey left because they couldn't find a table",
+        "Why don't bachelors like Git?\nBecause they are afraid to commit"
+      ].sample
+    when 'Espaniol'
+      [
+        "¿Que es un terapeuta?\n1024 gigapeutas",
+        "¿Que le dice una IP a otra?\n- ¿Que tramas?",
+        "¿Que le dice un bit al otro?\nNos vemos en el bus",
+        "¿Cuántos programadores hacen falta para cambiar una bombilla?\nNinguno, es un problema de hardware",
+        "¿Qué es una mujer objeto?\nUna instancia de una mujer con clase",
+        "¿Que le dice un informatico a su novia?\nEres mas bonita que compilar un programa a la primera",
+        "Para entender qué es la recursividad, antes hay que entender qué es la recursividad"
+      ].sample
+    else
+      "Oops! No jokes in this language yet :("
+    end
+  end
+
+end

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+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
+name: programmer_joke
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+  version: 0.0.3
+platform: ruby
+authors:
+- Micaela Wolman
+autorequire: 
+bindir: bin
+cert_chain: []
+date: 2019-01-24 00:00:00.000000000 Z
+dependencies: []
+description: If you are a programmer and also like bad jokes this is the gem you were
+  looking for
+email: 
+executables:
+- programmer_joke
+extensions: []
+extra_rdoc_files: []
+files:
+- bin/programmer_joke
+- lib/programmer_joke.rb
+- lib/programmer_joke/joke.rb
+homepage: http://rubygems.org/gems/programmer_joke
+licenses:
+- MIT
+metadata:
+  source_code_uri: https://github.com/micawolman/programmer-joke
+post_install_message: 
+rdoc_options: []
+require_paths:
+- lib
+required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  requirements:
+  - - ">="
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  requirements:
+  - - ">="
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+requirements: []
+rubyforge_project: 
+rubygems_version: 2.6.14
+signing_key: 
+specification_version: 4
+summary: Programmer Jokes!
+test_files: []