peep-show 0.0.2 → 0.0.3
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- checksums.yaml +4 -4
- data/lib/peep-show/exceptions/base.rb +3 -2
- data/lib/peep-show/inc/jez.txt +10 -0
- metadata +3 -2
checksums.yaml
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SHA1:
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metadata.gz:
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data.tar.gz:
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metadata.gz: 84b67b2c04dd98adaa7123f32e904704a6e48b00
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data.tar.gz: 692f5d052c7f19558c6eaf6d15dda375a798d285
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SHA512:
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metadata.gz: 9bf71e3c1558b1b9a136f6c682ce75fc487e6216d16c30cb789d82a006f90d3c6d28c607de60fe2dd90c92d7d752c89cd48f1188b41a873e6a5e8cad8c487fe2
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data.tar.gz: 678008218858e2c0606ddad51054fad3bc6e4ed59c9b208105762c3221028a217a7e5aa1b09250ed31cd5a45dd3aa2b10e0d9cfccd4b6be5fc43f91f6f0850d5
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class PeepShow::Exceptions::Base
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def self.phrases
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File.
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mark_path = File.join(File.dirname(__FILE__), '..', 'inc', 'mark.txt')
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jez_path = File.join(File.dirname(__FILE__), '..', 'inc', 'jez.txt')
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File.readlines(mark_path).map(&:rstrip).concat File.readlines(jez_path)
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end
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def self.phrase
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Hi, I thought you might like these. They're flowers, obviously. They'll die eventually, but everything does, doesn't it?
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Do you have to live quite so relentlessly in the real world?
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I didn't really go to bed. I just listened to some music and did quite a bit of crying.
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Justice is done. Not actual justice, but what I wanted to happen. Which is basically the same thing.
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I could pretend it's not happening. That's worked for everything else.
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I'm sleeping in a bin bag. I'm human rubbish.
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Why do you have to bring worry and doubt into everything?
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Now I know how whats-his-name felt when he finished The Mona Lisa.
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It's like the "Jesus and Mary Chain" of central heating control systems; hard to get into initially, but then...so much to explore.
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People say like it's a bad thing, you know, running away from your problems. But if your problems never catch up with you, what's the hitch?
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--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
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name: peep-show
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version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
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version: 0.0.
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version: 0.0.3
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platform: ruby
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authors:
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- Dan Belling
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autorequire:
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bindir: bin
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cert_chain: []
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date: 2016-06-
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date: 2016-06-22 00:00:00.000000000 Z
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dependencies: []
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description: Exception messages from Mark Corrigan
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email: dan@belling.com
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- lib/peep-show/exceptions.rb
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- lib/peep-show/exceptions/base.rb
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- lib/peep-show/exceptions/standard_error.rb
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- lib/peep-show/inc/jez.txt
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- lib/peep-show/inc/mark.txt
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homepage: https://github.com/dbelling/peep-show
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licenses:
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