peep-show 0.0.0 → 0.0.2

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data/lib/peep-show.rb

@@ -1,5 +1,3 @@
 class PeepShow
-  def self.hi
-    puts 'Men with Ven'
-  end
+  require 'peep-show/exceptions'
 end

data/lib/peep-show/exceptions.rb

@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+module PeepShow::Exceptions
+  def self.included(base)
+    require_relative 'exceptions/base'
+    require_relative 'exceptions/standard_error'
+
+    ::StandardError.include(PeepShow::Exceptions::StandardError)
+  end
+end

data/lib/peep-show/exceptions/base.rb

@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+class PeepShow::Exceptions::Base
+  def self.phrases
+    phrase_path = File.join(File.dirname(__FILE__), '..', 'inc', 'mark.txt')
+    File.readlines(phrase_path).map(&:rstrip)
+  end
+
+  def self.phrase
+    self.phrases.sample
+  end
+end

data/lib/peep-show/exceptions/standard_error.rb

@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+module PeepShow::Exceptions::StandardError
+  class ::StandardError
+    def to_s(*args)
+      peeps_exception = "#{PeepShow::Exceptions::Base.phrase}"
+
+      # Don't print an empty message
+      if(!super.empty? && super != self.class.to_s)
+        peeps_exception << "\n#{super}"
+      end
+      peeps_exception
+    end
+  end
+end

data/lib/peep-show/inc/mark.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+If you ask me, Skywalker was bloody lucky to get away with turning off his guidance system.
+Hmm. Is this the worst thing I've ever done? It might be.
+Frosties are just Cornflakes for people who can't face reality.
+I hardly have to modify my behavior at all in her company. I really think she might be "The One."
+I am experiencing humiliation. Blood boiling, anger rising up, ready to explode...then falling back in on myself in the familiar shower of self-loathing.
+Note to Self: You are not the Fonz.
+Ah, soup. Lovely hug in a mug.
+Oh my God, my heart's racing. It's like when I bought my first 20-sided die.
+Ugh, more data entry tonight. I guess the only good thing is that my life is so boring it feels like it might go on forever.
+I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.

metadata

@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 --- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
 name: peep-show
 version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
-  version: 0.0.0
+  version: 0.0.2
 platform: ruby
 authors:
 - Dan Belling
@@ -10,14 +10,18 @@ bindir: bin
 cert_chain: []
 date: 2016-06-20 00:00:00.000000000 Z
 dependencies: []
-description: A modern retelling of the Odd Couple
-email: danhbelling@gmail.com
+description: Exception messages from Mark Corrigan
+email: dan@belling.com
 executables: []
 extensions: []
 extra_rdoc_files: []
 files:
 - lib/peep-show.rb
-homepage: http://rubygems.org/gems/peep-show
+- lib/peep-show/exceptions.rb
+- lib/peep-show/exceptions/base.rb
+- lib/peep-show/exceptions/standard_error.rb
+- lib/peep-show/inc/mark.txt
+homepage: https://github.com/dbelling/peep-show
 licenses:
 - MIT
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