open_graph_reader 0.5.0 → 0.6.0

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  1. checksums.yaml +4 -4
  2. data/LICENSE.txt +22 -0
  3. data/README.md +95 -0
  4. data/lib/open_graph_reader/builder.rb +12 -0
  5. data/lib/open_graph_reader/configuration.rb +12 -2
  6. data/lib/open_graph_reader/definitions.rb +1 -1
  7. data/lib/open_graph_reader/object/dsl/types.rb +1 -1
  8. data/lib/open_graph_reader/parser.rb +1 -3
  9. data/lib/open_graph_reader/version.rb +1 -1
  10. data/spec/fixtures/real_world/missing_title.html +338 -336
  11. data/spec/fixtures/real_world/missing_url.html +1764 -0
  12. data/spec/integration/real_world_spec.rb +24 -2
  13. metadata +6 -2
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data/LICENSE.txt ADDED
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+ Copyright (c) 2014 Jonne Haß <me@jhass.eu>
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+ MIT License
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+ Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining
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+ a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the
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+ "Software"), to deal in the Software without restriction, including
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+ without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish,
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+ distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to
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+ permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so, subject to
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+ the following conditions:
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+ The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be
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+ included in all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
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+ THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND,
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+ EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF
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+ MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND
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+ NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE
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+ LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION
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+ OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION
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+ WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.
data/README.md ADDED
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+ # OpenGraphReader [![Gem Version](https://badge.fury.io/rb/open_graph_reader.svg)](http://badge.fury.io/rb/open_graph_reader) [![Build Status](https://travis-ci.org/jhass/open_graph_reader.svg?branch=master)](https://travis-ci.org/jhass/open_graph_reader)
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+ A library to fetch and parse OpenGraph properties from an URL or a given string.
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+ ## Features
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+ * Strives to be robust and complete.
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+ * Intuitive method based API.
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+ * Supports custom prefixes.
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+ * Validates properties according to their type.
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+ ## Anti-features
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+ * Can ignore the complete object if anything is invalid.
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+ * Does not fall back to guess the basic attributes from regular tags.
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+ * Only supports the latest OpenGraph protocol as defined at http://ogp.me out of the box.
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+ * Objects and their properties are defined in code, not by parsing the response at the namespace identifier.
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+ Ruby 2.0 and later are supported.
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+
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+ ## Installation
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+ Add this line to your application's Gemfile:
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+ ```ruby
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+ gem 'open_graph_reader'
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+ ```
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+ And then execute:
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+ $ bundle
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+ Or install it yourself as:
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+ $ gem install open_graph_reader
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+ Install the following gems the same way for a higher success rate at fetching websites:
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+ * [faraday_middleware](https://github.com/lostisland/faraday_middleware)
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+ * [faraday-cookie_jar](https://github.com/miyagawa/faraday-cookie_jar)
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+
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+ ## Usage
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+ ```ruby
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+ require 'open_graph_reader'
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+ # Returns nil if anything on the object is invalid
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+ object = OpenGraphReader.fetch("http://examples.opengraphprotocol.us/article.html")
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+ # Raises if anything on the object is invalid
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+ object = OpenGraphReader.fetch!("http://examples.opengraphprotocol.us/article.html")
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+
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+ # Read from string
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+ object = OpenGraphReader.parse(html)
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+ object = OpenGraphReader.parse!(html)
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+
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+ # Access by full property name
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+ object.og.title #=> "5 Held in Plot to Bug Office"
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+
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+ # Optional properties can return nil
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+ object.og.description #=> nil
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+ # Supports properties that are objects themselves
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+ object.og.image.to_s #=> "http://examples.opengraphprotocol.us/media/images/50.png"
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+ object.og.image.content #=> "http://examples.opengraphprotocol.us/media/images/50.png"
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+ object.og.image.url #=> "https://examples.opengraphprotocol.us/media/images/50.png"
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+ object.og.image.width #=> 50
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+ # Supports arrays
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+ object.og.images.first == object.og.image #=> true
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+ object.article.tags #=> ["Watergate"]
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+ # Custom namespace
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+ class MyNamespace
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+ include OpenGraphReader::Object
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+ namespace :my, :namespace # my:namespace
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+ string :name, required: true # my:namespace:name
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+ url :url, default: "http://example.org/my_namespace"
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+ integer :pages, collection: true
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+ # See the shipped definitions for more examples
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+ end
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+ ```
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+ [Documentation](http://rubydoc.info/gems/open_graph_reader)
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+ ## Contributing
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+ 1. Fork it ( https://github.com/jhass/open_graph_reader/fork )
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+ 2. Create your feature branch (`git checkout -b my-new-feature`)
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+ 3. Commit your changes (`git commit -am 'Add some feature'`)
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+ 4. Push to the branch (`git push origin my-new-feature`)
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+ 5. Create a new Pull Request
data/lib/open_graph_reader/builder.rb CHANGED
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  end
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  def synthesize_required_properties base
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+ synthesize_url base
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+ synthesize_title base
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+ end
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+ def synthesize_url base
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+ return unless OpenGraphReader.config.synthesize_url
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+ return if base.og.url
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+ base.og["url"] = OpenGraphReader.current_origin
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+ end
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+ def synthesize_title base
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data/lib/open_graph_reader/configuration.rb CHANGED
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+ # Return request URL if og:url is missing (default: <tt>false</tt>).
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+ #
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+ # The standard makes defining og:url required, but it's often missing.
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+ # This enables a fallback that sets the URL to the request URL if none
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+ # was found.
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+ #
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+ attr_accessor :synthesize_url
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data/lib/open_graph_reader/object/dsl/types.rb CHANGED
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+ <h2>Ultra Conservative Christian Lady Goes To Museum, Tries To Debunk Evolution, Fails Beyond Miserably</h2>
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+ <div class="post-meta">November 26, 2014 in <a href="http://geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?blog_id=1&amp;tag=believing%20in%20something&amp;limit=20">believing in something</a>, <a href="http://geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?blog_id=1&amp;tag=crazy%20people&amp;limit=20">crazy people</a>, <a href="http://geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?blog_id=1&amp;tag=debunking%20evolution%20singlehandedly&amp;limit=20">debunking evolution singlehandedly</a>, <a href="http://geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?blog_id=1&amp;tag=dinosaurs&amp;limit=20">dinosaurs</a>, <a href="http://geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?blog_id=1&amp;tag=evolution&amp;limit=20">evolution</a>, <a href="http://geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?blog_id=1&amp;tag=fact%20checking&amp;limit=20">fact checking</a>, <a href="http://geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?blog_id=1&amp;tag=holy%20smokes&amp;limit=20">holy smokes</a>, <a href="http://geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?blog_id=1&amp;tag=mission%20accomplished&amp;limit=20">mission accomplished</a>, <a href="http://geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?blog_id=1&amp;tag=museum&amp;limit=20">museum</a>, <a href="http://geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?blog_id=1&amp;tag=nailed%20it&amp;limit=20">nailed it</a>, <a href="http://geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?blog_id=1&amp;tag=oh%20wow&amp;limit=20">oh wow</a>, <a href="http://geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?blog_id=1&amp;tag=please%20please%20please%20send%20your%20kids%20to%20public%20schools&amp;limit=20">please please please send your kids to public schools</a>, <a href="http://geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?blog_id=1&amp;tag=religion&amp;limit=20">religion</a>, <a href="http://geekologie.com/mt/mt-search.cgi?blog_id=1&amp;tag=wtf%20did%20i%20just%20watch%3F&amp;limit=20">wtf did i just watch?</a></div>
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  <p>This is a video of ultra conservative Christian Megan Fox (not that Megan Fox, trust me) taking a trip to the Field Museum of Natural History in Chicago <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32mxZxv3dYM">to debunk their 'Evolving Earth' exhibit </a>and audit it for a liberal (aka scientific, in her mind) bias. It starts off awful and ends worse, and that's even looking past the shoddy camerawork (which wasn't easy). I posted three short teaser highlights for the video first, then the whole 30-minute thing in case you really, really like torturing yourself. Although I'd still suggest you try hanging yourself from the ceiling with some of those giant meat-hooks in your back first. </p>
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