monty_ipsum 1.0.0 → 1.2.0

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data/README.md

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 # MontyIpsum
 
-TODO: Write a gem description
+MontyIpsum gives you different types of [Ipsum text](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum) with the flavour of Monty Python!
 
 ## Installation
 
@@ -18,7 +18,34 @@ Or install it yourself as:
 
 ## Usage
 
-TODO: Write usage instructions here
+### `ipsum`
+Call the module and request the `ipsum` method. This will return a random Ipsum element in the set of quotes.
+
+~~~
+> MontyIpsum.ipsum
+=> "And now, for something completely different."
+~~~
+
+### `header`
+By requesting the header method, the module will return proper Ipsum for a section title or header.
+
+~~~
+> MontyIpsum.header
+=> "And so on, and so on, and so on."
+~~~
+
+### `paragraph`
+Will return medium to long sentences of Ipsum. Recieves a Hash with a `:count` key. The returned paragraph will be a concatenation of `:count` different Ipsums.
+
+
+## Todo
+* Add more quotes
+* Build category system following something like:
+  * ~~Short One-liners (for header elements)~~
+  * ~~Long One-liners (for paragraph openers and/or quote elements)~~
+  * Short Two-people Dialogs
+  * ~~Long Monologs for paragraphs content (Malcom Peter Brain Telescope Adrian Umbrella....)~~
+  * Names for Quote/Recomendation Sections
 
 ## Contributing
 

data/Rakefile

@@ -1,2 +1,3 @@
 require "bundler/gem_tasks"
+Dir.glob('tasks/**/*.rake').each(&method(:import))
 

data/lib/monty_ipsum.rb

@@ -1,21 +1,63 @@
 require "monty_ipsum/version"
 
 module MontyIpsum
-  @@quotes = [
+  @@paragraph_headers = [
+    "It's just a flesh wound.",
+    "There, it moved!",
+    "And so on, and so on, and so on.",
     "Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this",
-    "He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called Incontinentia...Incontinentia Buttocks.",
-    "Well, it's certainly uncontaminated by cheese.",
-    "This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be!",
+    "And now, for something completely different.",
+    "Wait a minute, you are a fraud!",
     "Not much of a cheese shop really, is it?",
+    "Well, it's certainly uncontaminated by cheese.",
+    "This parrot is no more!",
+    "If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.",
+    "We are the knights who said Ni.",
+    "Welcome, brave sir Knight. Welcome to the Castle Anthrax.",
+    "Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!",
+    "We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!",
+    "You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you?"
+  ]
+
+  @@paragraph_pieces = [
+    "He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called Incontinentia...Incontinentia Buttocks.",
     "Now, you listen here! He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!",
-    "It's just a flesh wound.",
-    "There, it moved!",
     "Well...lets move on to our guest who not only lives in Essex but also speaks only the ends of words. Mr. Ohm Ith.",
-    "Wait a minute, you are a fraud!",
-    "And so on, and so on, and so on.",
-    "And now, for something completely different."
-    ]
+    "Well, this is largely as I predicted, except that the Silly Party won. I think this is largely due to the number of votes cast. Gerald?",
+    "Here at Luton it's a three-cornered fight between Alan Jones - Sensible Party, in the middle, Tarquin Fin- tim- lim- bim- whin- bim- lim- bus- stop- F'tang- F'tang- Olè- Biscuitbarrel - Silly Party, and Kevin Phillips-Bong, the Slightly Silly candidate.",
+    "Hello, from Harpenden. This is a key seat because in addition to the official Silly candidate there is an independent Very Silly candidate who may split the silly vote.",
+    "Well, I've just heard from Luton that my auntie's ill, er, possibly, possibly gastro-enteritis.",
+    "Can I just add at this point that this is in fact the second time I've ever been on television?",
+    "Well it's a straight fight here at Leicester...On the left of the Returning Officer (camera shoes grey-suited man) you can see Arthur Smith, the Sensible candidate and his agent, (camera pans to silly people) and on the other side is the silly candidate Jethro Walrustitty with his agent and his wife.",
+    "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!.",
+    "Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.",
+    "Good morning. I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather longer to get to work.",
+    "The very real problem is one of money. I'm afraid that the Ministry of Silly Walks is no longer getting the kind of support it needs. You see there's Defense, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Walks ... they're all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence. Now we get £348,000,000 a year, which is supposed to be spent on all our available products.",
+    " Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step. While the Israelis... ah, here's the coffee."
+  ]
+
+  @@silly = [
+    "Malcom Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday *pops mouth twice* Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable *sound effect of horse whinnying* Arthur Norman Micheal *blows squeker* Featherstone Smith *blows whistle* Northgot Edwards Harris *fires pistol which goes 'whoop'* Mason *chuff-chuff-chuff* Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert *sings 'We'll keep a welcome in the'* *three shots* Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin *squeker* Tiger-draws Pratt Thompson *sings 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head'* Darcy Carter *horn* Pussycat *sings 'Don't Sleep In The Subway'* Barton Mannering *hoot 'whoop'* Smith."]
+
+  @@quotes = [].concat(@@paragraph_headers).concat(@@paragraph_pieces).concat(@@silly)
+
   def self.ipsum
     @@quotes.shuffle.first
   end
+
+  def self.header
+    @@paragraph_headers.shuffle.first
+  end
+
+  def self.paragraph(args)
+    if args[:count] and args[:count].is_a? Integer
+      if args[:count].zero?
+        "Sure, let's pass a zero as argument. I bet it'll explode."
+      else
+        @@paragraph_pieces.shuffle.take(args[:count]).join " "  
+      end
+    else
+      @@paragraph_pieces.shuffle.first
+    end
+  end
 end

data/lib/monty_ipsum/version.rb

@@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
 module MontyIpsum
-  VERSION = "1.0.0"
+  VERSION = "1.2.0"
 end

data/monty_ipsum.gemspec

@@ -20,4 +20,5 @@ Gem::Specification.new do |spec|
 
   spec.add_development_dependency "bundler", "~> 1.6"
   spec.add_development_dependency "rake", '~> 0'
+  spec.add_development_dependency "rspec", '~> 0'
 end

data/spec/monty_ipsum_spec.rb

@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+require 'spec_helper'
+
+describe MontyIpsum do
+  subject { MontyIpsum }
+  describe '#paragraph' do
+    let(:input) { {count: 0} }
+    let(:output) { subject.paragraph(input) }
+
+    it 'should return message if count argument is 0' do
+      expect(output).to eq "Sure, let's pass a zero as argument. I bet it'll explode."
+    end
+  end
+
+  describe '#header' do
+    let(:input) {}
+    let(:output) { subject.header }
+
+    it 'should return less than 70 characters' do
+      expect(output.length).to be <= 70
+    end
+  end
+end

data/spec/spec_helper.rb

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+require 'monty_ipsum'

data/tasks/rspec.rake

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+require 'rspec/core/rake_task'
+
+RSpec::Core::RakeTask.new(:spec)

metadata

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 --- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
 name: monty_ipsum
 version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
-  version: 1.0.0
+  version: 1.2.0
 platform: ruby
 authors:
 - Sebastian Gonzalez M.
@@ -38,6 +38,20 @@ dependencies:
     - - ~>
       - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
         version: '0'
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: rspec
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - ~>
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - ~>
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
 description: I'm afraid that the Ministry of Lorem Ipsum is no longer getting the
   kind of support it needs. You see there's Regular Lorem Ipsum, Samuel L Ipsum, and
   then there's Monty Ipsum...they're all supposed to get the same.
@@ -55,6 +69,9 @@ files:
 - lib/monty_ipsum.rb
 - lib/monty_ipsum/version.rb
 - monty_ipsum.gemspec
+- spec/monty_ipsum_spec.rb
+- spec/spec_helper.rb
+- tasks/rspec.rake
 homepage: ''
 licenses:
 - MIT
@@ -79,5 +96,7 @@ rubygems_version: 2.2.2
 signing_key: 
 specification_version: 4
 summary: Who threw the Lorem? Who threw the Lorem, tell me this instant!
-test_files: []
+test_files:
+- spec/monty_ipsum_spec.rb
+- spec/spec_helper.rb
 has_rdoc: