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+ language: ruby
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+ - 2.5.1
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+ before_install: gem install bundler --no-rdoc --no-ri
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+ deploy:
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+ provider: rubygems
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+ api_key:
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+ gem: meetup-generator
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+ on:
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+ branch: master
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+ repo: snltd/meetup-generator
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+ ruby: 2.4.4
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- # meetup-generator [![Build Status](https://travis-ci.org/snltd/meetup-generator.svg?branch=master)](https://travis-ci.org/snltd/meetup-generator) [![Maintainability](https://api.codeclimate.com/v1/badges/4487595d6afb26a57d82/maintainability)](https://codeclimate.com/github/snltd/meetup-generator/maintainability)
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+ # meetup-generator [![Build Status](https://travis-ci.org/snltd/meetup-generator.svg?branch=master)](https://travis-ci.org/snltd/meetup-generator) [![Maintainability](https://api.codeclimate.com/v1/badges/4487595d6afb26a57d82/maintainability)](https://codeclimate.com/github/snltd/meetup-generator/maintainability) [![Dependency Status](https://gemnasium.com/badges/github.com/snltd/meetup-generator.svg)](https://gemnasium.com/github.com/snltd/meetup-generator)
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- Built on an immutable polyglot femtoservice architecture, meetup-generator
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- melds Deep ML with the power of the Blockchain to deliver planetscale insights
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- into the direction of the most disruptive tech. On Kubernetes.
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+ A very small, very stupid Sinatra app which generates a wholly plausible
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+ agenda for a fictional DevOps meetup.
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- Or is it just hundred lines of Ruby putting random words into a template?
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- ## API
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+ Now includes API!
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  ```sh
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- ## Building
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- $ rake build
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- ```
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- Build a container with
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- ```sh
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- $ docker build -t meetup-generator .
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- ```
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-
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- ## Running
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- ```sh
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- $ gem install meetup-generator
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- $ rackup $(locate_meetup-generator)
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- ```
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- ```
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- ```sh
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- ```
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- Contributing
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+ Includes SMF manifest for your SunOS pleasure.
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- Fork it, raise a PR.
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+ Pull requests welcome.
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+ task :build do
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  ROOT = Pathname.new(__FILE__).dirname.parent
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- # The Meetup Generator. Works is done in lib/meetup_generator.rb
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- #
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- end
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+ a.<< [MG.talker, '//', MG.role, '@', MG.company].join(' ')
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- - Service Mesh
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305
  - SES
437
306
  - Sidecar Containers
438
- - sidecars
439
307
  - Sidekiq
440
308
  - SignalFX
441
309
  - Sinatra
442
- - Skaffold
443
- - Skipper
444
310
  - SmartOS
445
- - SmartStack
446
- - SNI
447
- - Snowball
448
311
  - SNS
449
312
  - Solr
450
- - SPIFFE
451
- - Spinnaker
452
- - Spire
453
313
  - Spread
454
314
  - SQS
455
- - Squash
456
- - StackStorm
457
315
  - statsd
458
- - 'Step Functions'
459
- - Storage Gateway
460
316
  - Sublime Text
461
317
  - Supergiant
462
318
  - Swarm
463
- - Symplegma
464
319
  - Sysdig
465
320
  - systemd
466
321
  - Telegraf
467
- - Teleport
468
- - Telepresence
469
322
  - Terraform
470
323
  - Test Kitchen
471
- - Thanos
472
324
  - Thrift
473
325
  - TICK stack
474
- - TiDB
475
- - TiKV
476
326
  - Timeseries Database
477
327
  - TokyoTyrant
478
328
  - Toxiproxy
479
- - Traefik
480
329
  - Travis CI
481
- - Trickster
482
330
  - Triton
483
- - Trufflehog
484
- - Tsuru
485
- - TUF
486
- - Tyk
487
331
  - Ubernetes
488
332
  - Ubuntu
489
333
  - unikernel
490
334
  - Vagrant
491
- - Vault
492
335
  - Velocity
493
- - Vitess
494
- - Wangle
495
336
  - Wavefront
496
337
  - Weave
497
- - WildFly
498
- - X-Ray
499
338
  - YAML
500
339
  - YAML front-matter
501
340
  - Yarn
@@ -503,18 +342,12 @@ tech:
503
342
  - Zappa
504
343
  - ZeroMQ
505
344
  - ZFS
506
- - Zipkin
507
345
  - Zookeeper
508
- - Zuul
509
346
 
510
- service:
511
- - AIOps
512
- - AllOps
347
+ :service:
513
348
  - ChatOps
514
349
  - Cloud
515
- - ComplianceOps
516
350
  - Containers
517
- - DataOps
518
351
  - DevOps
519
352
  - Downtime
520
353
  - GitOps
@@ -527,16 +360,10 @@ service:
527
360
  - Private Cloud
528
361
  - Services
529
362
  - Slack Integration
530
- - SlackOps
531
- - SLA
532
- - SLI
533
- - SLO
534
363
  - SRE
535
- - TestOps
536
- - Waypoint
537
364
  - WebOps
538
365
 
539
- extreme:
366
+ :extreme:
540
367
  - Annihilate
541
368
  - Autoscale
542
369
  - Chaos Monkey
@@ -546,7 +373,6 @@ extreme:
546
373
  - Dockerize
547
374
  - Hybridize
548
375
  - Improve
549
- - Internet-Scale
550
376
  - Limit
551
377
  - Maximize
552
378
  - Minimize
@@ -557,15 +383,13 @@ extreme:
557
383
  - Webscale
558
384
  - Wrangle
559
385
 
560
- quantifier:
386
+ :quantifier:
561
387
  - Agility
562
388
  - Antipatterns
563
- - audited break-glass
564
389
  - AWS bill
565
390
  - Burn Rate
566
391
  - Compliance
567
392
  - Container Antipatterns
568
- - Customer Empathy
569
393
  - Density
570
394
  - Deployables
571
395
  - DevOps
@@ -577,27 +401,21 @@ quantifier:
577
401
  - Guerilla User Testing
578
402
  - Hipster Batch Paradigm
579
403
  - Leanness
580
- - Incident Response
581
404
  - Innovation Initiatives
582
- - LinkedIn Profile
583
- - Monitoring
584
405
  - Multiregion Dataflows
585
406
  - MVP
586
- - Observability
587
407
  - Patterns
588
408
  - Polyglot Persistence
589
409
  - ROI
590
410
  - Security Sandwich
591
411
  - Seed Capital
592
412
  - Synergy
593
- - TCO
594
413
  - Threat Model
595
414
  - Uptime
596
- - Value Stream Network
597
415
  - VC Appeal
598
416
  - Velocity
599
417
 
600
- time:
418
+ :time:
601
419
  - Attempts
602
420
  - Days
603
421
  - Hours
@@ -605,9 +423,8 @@ time:
605
423
  - Seconds
606
424
  - Weeks
607
425
 
608
- food_style:
426
+ :food_style:
609
427
  - artisan
610
- - artisanal
611
428
  - Asian
612
429
  - barrista
613
430
  - biodynamic
@@ -618,19 +435,15 @@ food_style:
618
435
  - fairtrade
619
436
  - "farmers' market"
620
437
  - fusion
621
- - gourmet
622
- - guest-curated
623
438
  - heirloom
624
439
  - heritage
625
440
  - keg-aged
626
441
  - Lebanese
627
442
  - microbrewery
628
443
  - Scandinavian
629
- - seagan
630
444
  - seasonal
631
- - vegan
632
445
 
633
- food:
446
+ :food:
634
447
  - ales
635
448
  - beard yeast
636
449
  - beers
@@ -641,7 +454,6 @@ food:
641
454
  - ciders
642
455
  - chutneys
643
456
  - coffee
644
- - cronuts
645
457
  - falafel
646
458
  - gins
647
459
  - grazing boards
@@ -651,14 +463,10 @@ food:
651
463
  - micro-pizza
652
464
  - nonsense
653
465
  - olives
654
- - pickles
655
466
  - pizza
656
467
  - quinoa
657
- - smoothie bowls
658
- - street food
659
- - tapas
660
468
 
661
- skill_level:
469
+ :skill_level:
662
470
  - Advanced User
663
471
  - Beginner
664
472
  - CTO
@@ -669,15 +477,14 @@ skill_level:
669
477
  - SRE
670
478
  - Webscalr
671
479
  - Wizard
672
- - Zero Touch
673
480
 
674
- is_not:
481
+ :is_not:
675
482
  - ""
676
483
  - not
677
484
 
678
- company:
679
- - AWS
485
+ :company:
680
486
  - Amazon
487
+ - AWS
681
488
  - Etsy
682
489
  - Everyone Else
683
490
  - Facebook
@@ -691,19 +498,14 @@ company:
691
498
  - Twitter
692
499
  - Uber
693
500
 
694
- driver:
695
- - "CV++"
696
- - "Kelsey-Hightower's-Twitter"
697
- - "Someone-Else's-Blog"
698
- - "Sticker"
699
- - "Whatever's-New"
501
+ :driver:
700
502
  - Anger
701
503
  - Asshole
702
504
  - Big Data
703
505
  - Blog
704
506
  - Bullshit
705
- - CV
706
507
  - Copying-Google
508
+ - CV
707
509
  - Data
708
510
  - Datensparsamkeit
709
511
  - FOMO
@@ -713,271 +515,163 @@ driver:
713
515
  - Hubris
714
516
  - I-Ching
715
517
  - I-Know-Best
716
- - IPO
717
518
  - Insecurity
519
+ - IPO
718
520
  - Job-Security
719
- - LinkedIn Profile
521
+ - "Kelsey-Hightower's-Twitter"
720
522
  - Loudest-Person-in-the-Room
721
523
  - Meetup-Generator
722
524
  - Metric
723
- - NIH
724
525
  - Naivety
526
+ - NIH
725
527
  - Overconfidence
726
528
  - Paranoia
727
529
  - Reddit
728
530
  - Reinvention
729
531
  - Resumé
532
+ - "Someone-Else's-Blog"
730
533
  - Stack Overflow
534
+ - "Sticker"
731
535
  - Urgency
536
+ - "Whatever's-New"
732
537
  - What-Everyone-Else-is-Doing
733
- - What-We-Think-Everyone-Else-is-Doing
734
538
  - Wheel-Reinvention
735
539
 
736
- adjective:
737
- - "12 Factor"
738
- - Agile
540
+ :adjective:
739
541
  - Artisinal
740
- - Awesome
741
542
  - Batteries-Included
742
543
  - Beautiful
743
- - Blameless
744
- - Chaotic
745
544
  - Cloud-Agnostic
746
- - Cloud-Native
545
+ - Craft
747
546
  - Community-Driven
748
547
  - Community-Focused
749
- - Composable
750
- - Container-Native
751
- - Container-Ready
752
- - Continuous
753
- - Craft
754
- - De-Siloed
755
- - Declarative
756
- - Decoupled
757
- - Developer-Driven
758
- - Developer-Friendly
759
548
  - End-to-End
760
- - Entity-Centric
761
- - Full Spectrum
762
- - Full Stack
763
- - Functional
764
- - Game-Changing
765
549
  - Hand-Crafted
766
- - Humane
767
- - Hyperscale
768
550
  - Immutable
769
- - Inclusive
770
- - Insightful
771
- - Integrated
772
- - Lean
773
- - Macro-Serviced
774
- - Micro-Serviced
775
- - Multi-Dimensional
776
- - Nano-Serviced
777
- - Observable
778
551
  - "On-Premise"
779
552
  - Opinionated
780
- - Paradigm-Shifting
553
+ - Micro-Serviced
554
+ - Nano-Serviced
781
555
  - Public/Private
782
- - Scalable
783
556
  - Self-Service
557
+ - Service-Oriented
784
558
  - Serverful
785
559
  - Serverless
786
- - Service-Oriented
787
- - Siloed
788
- - Soup-to-Nuts
789
560
  - Stateful
790
561
  - Stateless
791
- - Sustainable
792
- - Transformative
793
- - Webscale
794
- - Zero Touch
562
+ - Soup-to-Nuts
795
563
 
796
- panacea:
797
- - AI
798
- - AIOps
799
- - Best Practice
800
- - CNCF
564
+ :panacea:
801
565
  - Containers
802
- - Deep Learning
803
566
  - DevOps
804
567
  - DevSecOps
805
568
  - Docker
806
569
  - Golang
807
570
  - "Google SREs"
808
571
  - Kubernetes
809
- - Machine Learning
810
- - Microservices
811
- - SREs
812
572
  - Serverless
813
- - "Service Mesh Architecture"
814
- - "The Blockchain"
573
+ - SREs
574
+ - The Blockchain
815
575
  - "The Next Version"
816
576
  - Unikernels
817
577
 
818
- language:
819
- - "A Language You Probably Haven't Heard Of"
820
- - "C++ 11"
821
- - Clojure
822
- - Clojurescript
823
- - Coffeescript
824
- - Crystal
825
- - Elixir
826
- - Elm
827
- - Erlang
828
- - F#
829
- - Go
830
- - Groovy
831
- - Haskell
832
- - Julia
833
- - Kotlin
834
- - Nim
835
- - OCaml
836
- - "Perl 6"
837
- - Pony
838
- - Powershell
839
- - "Python 3"
840
- - R
841
- - Racket
842
- - Ruby
843
- - Rust
844
- - Scala
845
- - Typescript
846
-
847
- something_ops:
848
- - AI
849
- - Biz
850
- - Chat
851
- - Dev
852
- - Git
853
- - ML
854
- - 'No'
855
- - Sec
856
- - Slack
857
- - Test
858
-
859
- template:
860
- - "%RAND10% %tech% Secrets %company% Don't Want You to Know"
861
- - "%RAND10% Lessons from %verb%ing %verb%ed %tech%"
862
- - "%RAND10% Things Only a DevOps Understands"
863
- - "%RAND20% Things You Should %is_not% be Doing with %tech% to Enable %service% as a Service"
864
- - "%WORD%Ops"
865
- - "%adjective% %tech% %adjective% Time-series Micro-Services for Dummies"
866
- - "%adjective% %tech% at Scale"
867
- - "%adjective% %tech% for Fun and Profit"
868
- - "%driver% Driven Development 101"
869
- - "%panacea% Will Fix Everything"
870
- - "%quantifier% as Code: Ready for the Revolution?"
871
- - "%tech% Necromancy for Full-Stack Nirvana"
872
- - "%tech% for %tech% Users"
873
- - "%tech% like Boba Fett"
874
- - "%tech% or Die. We're Ready, Are You?"
875
- - "%tech% to %adjective% %service%: Living the Dream"
876
- - "%tech%, %tech% and %tech% Walk into a Bar"
877
- - "%verb%ed %tech% 15-minute Fishbowl Session"
578
+ :template:
579
+ - "Enabling No-Ops with Virtual %tech%"
878
580
  - "%verb%ed %tech% == #Awesomesauce"
879
- - "%verb%ing %tech% Makes for Awesome %driver%-driven Infrastructure"
880
- - "%verb%ing %tech% with %tech% for %skill_level%s"
881
581
  - "%verb%ing All of the Things with %tech%"
882
- - "%verb%ing Your %tech% Layer"
883
- - "%verb%ing the %tech% for Fun and Profit"
884
- - "'%tech% Considered Harmful' and other Trite Clichés"
885
- - "'You Have 15 Seconds to Comply' and other '80s Cliches stitched Loosely Together"
886
- - "10x-ing Your Team: The End of %job_title% %job_title% Culture"
887
- - "A %adjective% %tech%, %tech%, %tech% and %tech% Mash-Up "
888
- - "A %tech% %adjective% %adjective% Micro-Framework"
889
- - "A Complicated Way to do Something Unnecessary Which Does Not Work"
890
- - "A System Which Can Serve Ten Million Users (But Only Has Six Hundred)"
891
- - "A Thing I Did Just So I Could do a Talk About It"
582
+ - "I Don't Know Much About %tech% or %tech% But I'm Going to Talk About Them Anyway"
583
+ - "How %tech% Taught Us What '%verb%ing' Really Means"
584
+ - "How to %extreme% Your %quantifier% by %is_not% %verb%ing %tech%"
585
+ - "%tech% for %tech% users, and How to Avoid %verb%ing Your %tech% Layer"
586
+ - "%verb%ing %tech% with %tech% for %skill_level%s"
587
+ - "Why %tech% is %is_not% the new %tech%"
588
+ - "RAND10 Lessons from %verb%ing %verb%ed %tech%"
589
+ - "How we %verb%ed %tech% with %tech% in RAND100 %time%"
590
+ - "RAND20 Things You Should %is_not% be Doing with %tech% to Enable %service% as a Service"
591
+ - "From %tech% n00b to %tech% %verb%ing Jedi in RAND5 %time%"
592
+ - "Pimp My %tech%. %tech% is the Answer, What's the Question?"
593
+ - "How We %verb%ed RAND40% of our Infrastructure Overnight with %tech%"
892
594
  - "BANG! And the %tech% is Gone! The Future is %verb%ed %tech%"
893
- - "Bearded Manchild Who Flew 8,000 miles at Huge Financial and Ecological Expense to Read Out His Stupid Blog Post Which Gives the Impression He Made Something Wonderful when Actually it Never Even Worked"
894
- - "Beautiful %tech% for Beautiful %service%"
895
- - "Bro, Do You Even %tech%?"
896
- - "Buzzword Blizzard: %tech% + %tech% + %tech% + %tech%"
897
- - "Containers: or How I Swapped a Simple Packaging Problem for a Complex Orchestration Problem"
898
- - "Culture: Don't Do it If it's Hard or Boring"
899
- - "DevOps and Objet Trouve: If it's Good Enough to be on Github, it's Good Enough for Production"
900
- - "Dockerizing Dockerized Docker with Docker for Docker Users"
901
- - "EC2 at Scale: %RAND40% instances and Counting!"
902
- - "Enabling %adjective% %FNOPS% with Virtual %tech%"
903
- - "Enabling No-Ops with Virtual %tech%"
904
- - "Everyone Else Does Everything Wrong"
905
- - "Everything I Know About %tech% I Learned from Star Wars"
595
+ - "How We Use %tech% to %extreme% the Internet of Things"
596
+ - "We %verb%ed our %tech%. Mind = Blown"
597
+ - "%tech% or Die. We're Ready, Are You?"
598
+ - "When %tech% is not Good Enough, Reach for the %tech%"
599
+ - "%verb%ed %tech% 15-minute Fishbowl Session"
906
600
  - "Everything You Think You Know About %tech% is Wrong"
907
- - "Fifteen Minutes of Ignorant Hubris"
908
- - "From %FNOPS% to %FNOPS%"
909
- - "From %tech% n00b to %tech% %verb%ing Jedi in %RAND5% %time%"
910
- - "From Pets to Cattle with %tech% and %tech%"
911
- - "How %tech% Taught Us What '%verb%ing' Really Means"
912
- - "How This Thing We Built Would Work if it Worked"
913
- - "How We %verb%ed %RAND40%% of our Infrastructure Overnight with %tech%"
601
+ - "While You Learn, I Earn: Making Shit Up and Blogging it as Fact"
602
+ - "%quantifier% as Code: Ready for the Revolution?"
603
+ - "A Complicated Way to do Something Unnecessary Which Does Not Work"
604
+ - "DevOps Culture: Don't Do it If it's Hard or Boring"
605
+ - "Something People Have Done Since 198RAND9, but with a New Name"
914
606
  - "How We %verb%ed Our %service% with %tech% FTW!"
607
+ - "Still Using %tech%? Allow Me to Enlighten You"
608
+ - "I First Heard about %tech% RAND5 Days Ago, and Now I'm an Expert"
609
+ - "Fifteen Minutes of Ignorant Hubris"
610
+ - "Buzzword Blizzard: %tech% + %tech% + %tech% + %tech%"
915
611
  - "How We Do What %company% Do, but on a Tiny Scale, and Wrong"
916
- - "How We Made a Really Bad Version of Something Which Already Existed"
612
+ - "EC2 at Scale: RAND40 instances and Counting!"
613
+ - "DevOps and Objet Trouve: If it's Good Enough to be on Github, it's Good Enough for Production"
614
+ - "%driver% Driven Development 101"
615
+ - "I'm All About That Rate: How to Screw Your Client By Building Shit They Don't Need"
616
+ - "Ticking the Boxes: You Can't Automate All of the Things if You Aren't Using All of the Things"
917
617
  - "How We Moved from Puppet to Chef to Ansible to Salt to CFEngine then Back to Ansible then Chef Again then Briefly Itamae then Packered AMIs then Masterless Puppet then Chef then a Different Chef Setup then Puppet"
918
- - "How We Use %tech% to %extreme% the Internet of Things"
919
- - "How a %tech%/%tech% Mash-Up Shaved %RAND50% Seconds off Our Deployment Times"
920
- - "How to %extreme% Your %quantifier% by %is_not% %verb%ing %tech%"
921
- - "How we %verb%ed %tech% with %tech% in %RAND100% %time%"
922
- - "How we Spent %RAND3% Years Building Our Own Version of a Service We Could Buy for $6/month"
923
- - "How we Spent %RAND8% Months Building Our Own Version of a Service We Could Buy for $6/month"
924
- - "Humblebrag"
925
- - "I Don't Know Much About %tech% or %tech% But I'm Going to Talk About Them Anyway"
926
- - "I First Heard about %tech% %RAND5% Days Ago, and Now I'm an Expert"
927
- - "I Have %RAND18% Months' Experience But I Know Everything"
928
- - "I Love the Smell of %tech% in the Morning"
929
- - "I Used to Work for Google, So I Know Everything"
930
- - "I Work for Google, So I Know Everything"
618
+ - "%verb%ing %tech% Makes for Awesome %driver%-driven Infrastructure"
619
+ - "How a %tech%/%tech% Mash-Up Shaved RAND50 Seconds off Our Deployment Times"
620
+ - "Containers: or How I Swapped a Simple Packaging Problem for a Complex Orchestration Problem"
621
+ - "Look at me Mummy, aren't I Clever?"
622
+ - "%tech% Necromancy for Full-Stack Nirvana"
623
+ - "Wow Very %tech%. So %tech%. Such %verb%ed"
624
+ - "I've Got Stickers!"
625
+ - "How We Made a Really Bad Version of Something Which Already Existed"
626
+ - "We Started a Shitty Company"
627
+ - "We Have a DevOps Consultancy and We Don't Know What We're Doing"
628
+ - "Dockerizing Dockerized Docker with Docker for Docker Users"
629
+ - "DevOps Tough Guy Bitches about %tech% and Expects You to Admire Him"
630
+ - "How we Spent RAND8 Months Building Our Own Version of a Service We Could Buy for $6/month"
631
+ - "How we Spent RAND3 Years Building Our Own Version of a Service We Could Buy for $6/month"
632
+ - "Thinly Disguised Sales Pitch"
633
+ - "Roll Your Own Monitoring with %tech%, %tech%, %tech%, %tech%, %tech%, %tech%, %tech%, %tech% and %tech%"
634
+ - "How This Thing We Built Would Work if it Worked"
931
635
  - "If Heath Robinson Deployed an apt Package"
932
- - "If You Like YAML You'll LOVE Kubernetes"
636
+ - "We Put %tech% in our %tech%: You Won't Believe What Happened Next"
637
+ - "RAND10 Things Only a DevOps Understands"
638
+ - "RAND10 %tech% Secrets %company% Don't Want You to Know"
639
+ - "Up Your Rate: You're an SRE Now!"
640
+ - "When You Have More Github Repos than Users"
933
641
  - "Large-Scale %tech% Anti-Patterns Will %extreme% Your %service%"
934
- - "Like, Diversity and Stuff?"
935
- - "Living for Meetups: I Haven't Done Any Actual Work Since 2013"
936
- - "Luke, I Am Your %verb%er"
937
- - "Our %FNOPS% Journey"
938
- - "Our %adjective% Micro-Framework"
939
- - "Pimp My %tech%. %tech% is the Answer, What's the Question?"
940
- - "Reading out the Slides"
642
+ - "Bro, Do You Even %tech%?"
643
+ - "Beautiful %tech% for Beautiful %service%"
941
644
  - "Real Heroes Use %tech%"
942
- - "Regurgited Half-Understood Blog Post"
645
+ - "To Hear Us Talk, You Could almost Think this Stuff is Important"
646
+ - "Our %adjective% Micro-Framework"
647
+ - "A %tech% %adjective% %adjective% %adjective% Micro-Framework"
648
+ - "%adjective% %tech% %adjective% Time-series Micro-Services for Dummies"
649
+ - "Living for Meetups: I Haven't Done Any Actual Work Since 2013"
650
+ - "%tech% to %adjective% %service%: Living the Dream"
651
+ - "10x-ing Your Team: The End of %job_title% %job_title% Culture"
652
+ - "Vague Soft-Skills Waffle"
653
+ - "Everything I Know About %tech% I Learned from Star Wars"
654
+ - "There's %tech% in my %tech%!"
943
655
  - "Repeatedly Saying 'on premise' Without Understanding What it Means"
656
+ - "'You Have 15 Seconds to Comply' and other '80s Cliches stiched Loosely Together"
657
+ - "%panacea% Will Fix Everything"
658
+ - "I Have RAND18 Months' Experience But I Know Everything"
659
+ - "We Were the First People to Ever Encounter any of these Problems"
660
+ - "I Worked for Google so I Know Everything"
944
661
  - "Rewriting Most of Kubernetes 101"
945
- - "Roll Your Own Monitoring with %tech%, %tech%, %tech%, %tech%, %tech%, %tech%, %tech%, %tech% and %tech%"
946
- - "Someone Clever Enough to Help Society in a Thousand Ways Explains How they Maintain a Game Where People Use their Phone to Spend Real Money To Feed Imaginary Food to Imaginary Cats"
947
- - "Something People Have Done Since 198%RAND9%, but with a New Name"
948
- - "Stickers!"
949
- - "Still Using %tech%?"
950
- - "The Answer is More Code, What's the Question?"
951
- - "There's %tech% in my %tech%!"
952
- - "Thinly Disguised Sales Pitch"
953
- - "Ticking the Boxes: You Can't Automate All of the Things if You Aren't Using All of the Things"
954
- - "Vague Soft-Skills Waffle"
662
+ - "Like, Diversity and Stuff?"
663
+ - "How Everyone Else Where I Work Does Everything Wrong"
955
664
  - "Validating Laziness by Declaring it 'Best Practice'"
956
- - "We %verb%ed our %tech%. Mind = Blown"
957
- - "We Have a DevOps Consultancy and We Don't Know What We're Doing"
958
- - "We Put %tech% in our %tech%: You Won't Believe What Happened Next"
959
- - "We Rewrote Everything in %language% and Now Nothing Works"
960
- - "We Rewrote Everything in %language% for No Real Reason"
961
- - "We Were the First People to Ever Encounter any of these Problems"
962
- - "What I Talk about When I Talk about %tech%"
963
- - "What I Talk about When I Talk about %verb%ing"
964
- - "When %tech% is not Good Enough, Reach for the %tech%"
965
- - "When You Have More Github Repos than Users"
966
- - "While You Learn, I Earn: Making Shit Up and Blogging it as Fact"
967
- - "Why %tech% is %is_not% the new %tech%"
968
- - "Winter is Coming: Level Up Your %panacea%"
969
- - "Wow Very %tech%. So %tech%. Such %verb%ed"
970
- - "You Still Use %language%? For Real?"
971
- - "Your %tech% is Bad and You Should Feel Bad"
972
665
 
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  # This block relates to the names and roles of the people doing the
975
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  # talks
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- # These are the most common names of the 1990s, according to some website. We
978
- # have as many female as male. Idealism over realism.
670
+ # These are the most common names of the 1990s, according to some
671
+ # stupid website. We have as many female as male. Idealism over
672
+ # realism.
979
673
  #
980
- first_name:
674
+ :first_name:
981
675
  - Amanda
982
676
  - Andrew
983
677
  - Ashley
@@ -1016,7 +710,7 @@ first_name:
1016
710
  # These are the most common surnames in Britain, according to some
1017
711
  # other website
1018
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1019
- last_name:
713
+ :last_name:
1020
714
  - Smith
1021
715
  - Jones
1022
716
  - Taylor
@@ -1038,7 +732,7 @@ last_name:
1038
732
  - Jackson
1039
733
  - Wright
1040
734
 
1041
- job_role:
735
+ :job_role:
1042
736
  - Agile
1043
737
  - All of the Things
1044
738
  - Automation
@@ -1061,7 +755,7 @@ job_role:
1061
755
  - SRE
1062
756
  - WebOps
1063
757
 
1064
- job_title:
758
+ :job_title:
1065
759
  - "00 Agent"
1066
760
  - "10x"
1067
761
  - Advocate
@@ -1087,7 +781,6 @@ job_title:
1087
781
  - Guru
1088
782
  - Hacker
1089
783
  - Helicopter Pilot
1090
- - Hero
1091
784
  - Imagineer
1092
785
  - Innovator
1093
786
  - Jedi
@@ -1101,7 +794,6 @@ job_title:
1101
794
  - Neckbeard without Portfolio
1102
795
  - Ninja
1103
796
  - Overlord
1104
- - Padawan
1105
797
  - Pirate
1106
798
  - Polyglot
1107
799
  - Preacherman
@@ -1114,10 +806,8 @@ job_title:
1114
806
  - Scientist
1115
807
  - Sensei
1116
808
  - Sherpa
1117
- - Solution Barista
1118
809
  - Space Cadet
1119
810
  - Squadron Leader
1120
- - Stormtrooper
1121
811
  - Superstar
1122
812
  - Technologist
1123
813
  - Thought Leader