meetup-generator 0.0.20210128

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data/Gemfile

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+# frozen_string_literal: true
+
+source 'https://rubygems.org'
+gemspec

data/Gemfile.lock

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+PATH
+  remote: .
+  specs:
+    meetup-generator (0.0.20210128)
+      puma (~> 5.1)
+      sinatra (~> 2.1)
+      slim (~> 4.1)
+
+GEM
+  remote: https://rubygems.org/
+  specs:
+    ast (2.4.2)
+    mini_portile2 (2.5.0)
+    minitest (5.14.3)
+    mustermann (1.1.1)
+      ruby2_keywords (~> 0.0.1)
+    nio4r (2.5.4)
+    nokogiri (1.11.1)
+      mini_portile2 (~> 2.5.0)
+      racc (~> 1.4)
+    parallel (1.20.1)
+    parser (3.0.0.0)
+      ast (~> 2.4.1)
+    puma (5.2.0)
+      nio4r (~> 2.0)
+    racc (1.5.2)
+    rack (2.2.3)
+    rack-protection (2.1.0)
+      rack
+    rack-test (1.1.0)
+      rack (>= 1.0, < 3)
+    rainbow (3.0.0)
+    rake (13.0.3)
+    regexp_parser (2.0.3)
+    rexml (3.2.4)
+    rubocop (1.9.0)
+      parallel (~> 1.10)
+      parser (>= 3.0.0.0)
+      rainbow (>= 2.2.2, < 4.0)
+      regexp_parser (>= 1.8, < 3.0)
+      rexml
+      rubocop-ast (>= 1.2.0, < 2.0)
+      ruby-progressbar (~> 1.7)
+      unicode-display_width (>= 1.4.0, < 3.0)
+    rubocop-ast (1.4.1)
+      parser (>= 2.7.1.5)
+    rubocop-minitest (0.10.3)
+      rubocop (>= 0.87, < 2.0)
+    rubocop-performance (1.9.2)
+      rubocop (>= 0.90.0, < 2.0)
+      rubocop-ast (>= 0.4.0)
+    rubocop-rake (0.5.1)
+      rubocop
+    ruby-progressbar (1.11.0)
+    ruby2_keywords (0.0.4)
+    sinatra (2.1.0)
+      mustermann (~> 1.0)
+      rack (~> 2.2)
+      rack-protection (= 2.1.0)
+      tilt (~> 2.0)
+    slim (4.1.0)
+      temple (>= 0.7.6, < 0.9)
+      tilt (>= 2.0.6, < 2.1)
+    temple (0.8.2)
+    tilt (2.0.10)
+    unicode-display_width (2.0.0)
+
+PLATFORMS
+  ruby
+
+DEPENDENCIES
+  bundler (~> 2.0)
+  meetup-generator!
+  minitest (~> 5.14)
+  nokogiri (~> 1.10)
+  rack-test (~> 1.1)
+  rake (~> 13.0)
+  rubocop (~> 1.9)
+  rubocop-minitest (~> 0.10)
+  rubocop-performance (~> 1.3)
+  rubocop-rake (~> 0.5)
+
+BUNDLED WITH
+   2.2.3

data/LICENSE.txt

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+Copyright (c) 2015, Robert Fisher
+All rights reserved.
+
+Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
+modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions are met:
+
+* Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright notice, this
+  list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
+
+* Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright notice,
+  this list of conditions and the following disclaimer in the documentation
+  and/or other materials provided with the distribution.
+
+THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND CONTRIBUTORS "AS IS"
+AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE
+IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE ARE
+DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE COPYRIGHT HOLDER OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE
+FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL
+DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR
+SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER
+CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY,
+OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE
+OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE.

data/README.md

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+# meetup-generator [![Build Status](https://travis-ci.org/snltd/meetup-generator.svg?branch=master)](https://travis-ci.org/snltd/meetup-generator) [![Maintainability](https://api.codeclimate.com/v1/badges/4487595d6afb26a57d82/maintainability)](https://codeclimate.com/github/snltd/meetup-generator/maintainability)
+
+Built on an immutable polyglot femtoservice architecture, meetup-generator
+melds Deep ML with the power of the Blockchain to deliver planetscale insights
+into the direction of the most disruptive tech. On Kubernetes.
+
+Or is it just hundred lines of Ruby putting random words into a template?
+
+## API
+
+```sh
+$ curl -s localhost:4567/api/talk | json
+{
+  "talk": "Dockerizing Dockerized Docker with Docker for Docker Users",
+  "talker": "David Thomas",
+  "role": "Open Source Dragonslayer",
+  "company": "prognosticatr.io"
+}
+```
+
+## Building
+
+Build a gem with
+
+```sh
+$ rake build
+```
+
+Build a container with
+
+```sh
+$ docker build -t meetup-generator .
+```
+
+## Running
+
+Install and run from Rubygems
+
+```sh
+$ gem install meetup-generator
+$ rackup $(locate_meetup-generator)
+```
+
+Run from a git checkout
+
+```sh
+$ bin/meetup-generator.rb
+```
+
+Run the container from earlier:
+
+```sh
+$ docker run -p 4567:4567 meetup-generator
+```
+
+Install as a Solaris/Illumos service
+
+```sh
+$ pfexec svccfg import package/meetup-generator.xml
+```
+
+Contributing
+
+Fork it, raise a PR.

data/Rakefile

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+# frozen_string_literal: true
+
+require 'pathname'
+require 'rake/testtask'
+require 'rubocop/rake_task'
+require 'bundler/gem_tasks'
+
+ROOT = Pathname(__FILE__).dirname
+
+task default: %i[rubocop test]
+
+Rake::TestTask.new do |t|
+  t.pattern = 'spec/*_spec.rb'
+  t.warning = false
+end
+
+RuboCop::RakeTask.new(:rubocop) do |t|
+  t.options = ['--display-cop-names']
+end

data/bin/locate_meetup-generator

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+#!/usr/bin/env ruby
+# frozen_string_literal: true
+
+require_relative '../lib/locator'
+
+puts locate_config_ru

data/bin/meetup-generator.rb

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+#!/usr/bin/env ruby
+# frozen_string_literal: true
+
+require 'sinatra/base'
+require 'slim'
+require 'pathname'
+require_relative '../lib/meetup_generator'
+
+ROOT = Pathname.new(__FILE__).dirname.parent
+MG   = MeetupGenerator.new
+
+# The Meetup Generator. Works is done in lib/meetup_generator.rb
+#
+class MeetupGeneratorWebApp < Sinatra::Base
+  def api_methods
+    %w[talk title talker role company refreshment agenda date location]
+  end
+
+  set :root, ROOT
+
+  get '/api/:item?/?*' do
+    content_type :json
+    return [404, 'not found'] unless api_methods.include?(params[:item])
+
+    MG.send(params[:item]).to_json.chomp
+  end
+
+  get '*' do
+    @agenda = MG.agenda(5)
+    slim :default
+  end
+
+  run! if $PROGRAM_NAME == __FILE__
+end

data/config.ru

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+# frozen_string_literal: true
+
+require_relative 'bin/meetup-generator'
+run MeetupGeneratorWebApp

data/lib/all_the_things.yaml

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+---
+
+# These can have -ing or -ed appended
+#
+verb:
+  - Aggregat
+  - Ambassador
+  - API-
+  - Audit
+  - Automat
+  - Autoscal
+  - AWS-
+  - Brogramm
+  - Buildah
+  - Cheff
+  - Cloudstack
+  - Cod
+  - Collect
+  - Config Manag
+  - Continuously Deliver
+  - Continuously Deploy
+  - Containeriz
+  - CRI-O
+  - Crictl
+  - Cryptojack
+  - De-Risk
+  - DDOS
+  - Detun
+  - Dedup
+  - Deliver
+  - Deploy
+  - Disrupt
+  - Distribut
+  - Dockeriz
+  - Dogfood
+  - Downscal
+  - Enabl
+  - Fork
+  - Gamify
+  - Generat
+  - Graph
+  - Hack
+  - Hand Craft
+  - Horizontaliz
+  - Hyperconverg
+  - Incubat
+  - Leverag
+  - Macroservic
+  - Measur
+  - Megashard
+  - Mesh
+  - Microservic
+  - Monitor
+  - Obfuscat
+  - "Open Sourc"
+  - Optimiz
+  - Orchestrat
+  - Pipelin
+  - Planetscal
+  - Podman
+  - Puppetiz
+  - Re-cultur
+  - Recod
+  - Refactor
+  - RESTify
+  - Re-imagin
+  - Revolutioniz
+  - Rightsiz
+  - Scal
+  - Shard
+  - Syntax-Colour
+  - Strategiz
+  - Terraform
+  - Transform
+  - Transpil
+  - Trac
+  - Trend
+  - Tun
+  - Upscal
+  - "Unit test"
+  - Verticaliz
+  - Virtualiz
+  - Webscal
+
+tech:
+  - AI
+  - Akka
+  - Ambassador Containers
+  - angular.js
+  - Ansible
+  - API Gateway
+  - APIs
+  - ArangoDB
+  - Argo
+  - Athena
+  - AWS
+  - bacon.js
+  - Berkshelf
+  - BigChain
+  - BigQuery
+  - BigTable
+  - Blockbridge
+  - Boot2Docker
+  - Bootstrap
+  - Borg
+  - Bosh
+  - Boto
+  - Boundary
+  - Bower
+  - Brigade
+  - Buildkite
+  - Burp
+  - Burp Clickbandit
+  - Burp Infiltrator
+  - Burp Intruder
+  - Burp Scanner
+  - Burpsuite
+  - cAdvisor
+  - Calico
+  - Capistrano
+  - Cassandra
+  - CDN
+  - Ceph
+  - Cernan
+  - CFEngine
+  - cgroups
+  - ChaosKube
+  - Chaos Toolkit
+  - Chef
+  - Chef/Puppet
+  - CI/CD
+  - Cilium
+  - CircleCI
+  - Clojure
+  - Cloud9
+  - CloudFormation
+  - Cloud Foundry
+  - Cloudfront
+  - CloudSearch
+  - Cloudstack
+  - CloudTrail
+  - Clusterpoint
+  - CodeBuild
+  - CodeCommit
+  - CodeDeploy
+  - CodePipeline
+  - CodeStar
+  - Coffeescript
+  - Cognito
+  - Coherence
+  - Consul
+  - Containerd
+  - Contour
+  - Convox
+  - CoreDNS
+  - CoreOS
+  - Couchbase
+  - CouchDB
+  - CRI-O
+  - Crossplane
+  - Crystal
+  - Cucumber
+  - "curl | sudo bash"
+  - DalmatinerDB
+  - Dapper
+  - Dart
+  - Data Lake
+  - Dataloop
+  - Data Pond
+  - Deep Learning
+  - Deis
+  - Device Farm
+  - Distributed Tracing
+  - Django
+  - Docker
+  - Docker Compose
+  - Dockersh
+  - Dokku
+  - Doozer
+  - Draft
+  - Dropwizard
+  - Druid
+  - Dubbo
+  - DynamoDB
+  - Dynatrace
+  - EC2
+  - ECS
+  - "Edge Rabbit"
+  - EFS
+  - Elasticache
+  - "Elastic Beanstalk"
+  - Elasticsearch
+  - Elixir
+  - ELK
+  - ember.js
+  - EMR
+  - Envoy
+  - Erlang
+  - etcd
+  - Express
+  - Fabric
+  - Fabric8
+  - Falco
+  - Filebeat
+  - Finagle
+  - Firebase
+  - Flabbergast
+  - Flapjack
+  - Fleet
+  - Flink
+  - Flocker
+  - fluentd
+  - Flume
+  - Flynn.io
+  - Fog
+  - Foodcritic
+  - FoundationDB
+  - functional programming
+  - Galactic Fog
+  - Ganglia
+  - GCE
+  - genetic programming
+  - Git
+  - Gitflow
+  - Github
+  - Glacier
+  - Gloo
+  - Glue
+  - Glueflakes
+  - Go
+  - Golang
+  - "Google SRE Book"
+  - Grafana
+  - Grape
+  - Graphene
+  - Graphite
+  - Graylog2
+  - Greengrass
+  - Groovy
+  - gRPC
+  - Grunt
+  - Gulp
+  - Habitat
+  - Hadoop
+  - Harbor
+  - Haskell
+  - Hazelcast
+  - HBase
+  - Heapster
+  - Heartbeat
+  - Helm
+  - Heroku
+  - Heron
+  - Hubot
+  - hyperconvergence
+  - Hystrix
+  - IAM
+  - Immutable Infrastructure
+  - Impala
+  - IndexedDB
+  - Infinispan
+  - InfluxDB
+  - IntelliJ
+  - IO
+  - io.js
+  - IronDB
+  - Istio
+  - Jaeger
+  - Jekyll
+  - Jenkins
+  - JHipster
+  - JRuby
+  - JSON
+  - Juju
+  - k3s
+  - Kafka
+  - KairosDB
+  - Kanban
+  - Kaniko
+  - Kiali
+  - Kibana
+  - Kind
+  - Kinesis
+  - kitchen-docker
+  - knife Plugins
+  - Knox
+  - Kompose
+  - Kong
+  - Kops
+  - Kraken
+  - KrakenD
+  - Kube
+  - Kube-Bench
+  - KubeEdge
+  - Kubeform
+  - Kube Hunter
+  - Kubeless
+  - Kubelet
+  - Kubenet
+  - KubeOne
+  - Kubermatic
+  - Kubernetes
+  - kube-spawn
+  - KubeSpray
+  - Kubic
+  - Kubicorn
+  - kublr
+  - Kudu
+  - Kyma
+  - Lambda
+  - Lex
+  - Lightbend
+  - Lightsail
+  - LightStep
+  - Lighttpd
+  - Linkerd
+  - Linux
+  - Lisp
+  - Litmus
+  - Logspout
+  - Logstash
+  - LunchBadger
+  - LXC
+  - LXD
+  - MAAS
+  - Machine Learning
+  - macroservices
+  - ManageIQ
+  - Marathon
+  - Marathon-Consul
+  - MariaDB
+  - MEAN
+  - Memchached
+  - MemSQL
+  - Mesh
+  - Mesos
+  - Mesos-Consul
+  - Mesosphere
+  - Metricbeat
+  - Microliths
+  - Micrometer
+  - microservices
+  - Minikube
+  - monads
+  - MongoDB
+  - monorepo
+  - MooseFS
+  - Mountebank
+  - Mutable Infrastructure
+  - Nancy
+  - nanoservices
+  - Nashorn
+  - Neo4J
+  - Neptune
+  - NewRelic
+  - nginx
+  - NiFi
+  - Nix
+  - NixOS
+  - node.js
+  - Nomad
+  - Noms
+  - NoOps
+  - NoSQL
+  - npm
+  - Nuclio
+  - NuGet
+  - NuoDB
+  - OCaml
+  - Okta
+  - OpenFaaS
+  - OpenShift
+  - OpenTracing
+  - OpenWhisk
+  - OpsWorks
+  - OrientDB
+  - PaaSta
+  - Packer
+  - Packetbeat
+  - Papertrail
+  - Perl
+  - Phoenix
+  - Pilosa
+  - Portus
+  - Powerful Seal
+  - Project Atomic
+  - Prometheus
+  - Protobuf
+  - Proxygen
+  - Pub/Sub
+  - Pulumi
+  - Puppet
+  - Puppet/Chef
+  - Python
+  - Quay
+  - Qubole
+  - R
+  - RabbitMQ
+  - Racket
+  - Raft
+  - Rancher
+  - RancherOS
+  - RDS
+  - ReactJS
+  - Redis
+  - Redshift
+  - Replex
+  - Restify
+  - RethinkDB
+  - Riak
+  - Rightscale
+  - rkt
+  - Rocket
+  - Rollbar
+  - Rook
+  - RSpec
+  - Ruby
+  - Runscope
+  - Rust
+  - S3
+  - SageMaker
+  - Salt
+  - SaltStack
+  - Scala
+  - Scalingo
+  - Scalr
+  - Scheme
+  - Scrum
+  - Scylla
+  - SDN
+  - Sensei
+  - Sensu
+  - Serf
+  - Serverless
+  - Service Mesh
+  - SES
+  - Sidecar Containers
+  - sidecars
+  - Sidekiq
+  - SignalFX
+  - Sinatra
+  - Skaffold
+  - Skipper
+  - SmartOS
+  - SmartStack
+  - SNI
+  - Snowball
+  - SNS
+  - Solr
+  - SPIFFE
+  - Spinnaker
+  - Spire
+  - Spread
+  - SQS
+  - Squash
+  - StackStorm
+  - statsd
+  - 'Step Functions'
+  - Storage Gateway
+  - Sublime Text
+  - Supergiant
+  - Swarm
+  - Symplegma
+  - Sysdig
+  - systemd
+  - Telegraf
+  - Teleport
+  - Telepresence
+  - Terraform
+  - Test Kitchen
+  - Thanos
+  - Thrift
+  - TICK stack
+  - TiDB
+  - TiKV
+  - Timeseries Database
+  - TokyoTyrant
+  - Toxiproxy
+  - Traefik
+  - Travis CI
+  - Trickster
+  - Triton
+  - Trufflehog
+  - Tsuru
+  - TUF
+  - Tyk
+  - Ubernetes
+  - Ubuntu
+  - unikernel
+  - Vagrant
+  - Vault
+  - Velocity
+  - Vitess
+  - Wangle
+  - Wavefront
+  - Weave
+  - WildFly
+  - X-Ray
+  - YAML
+  - YAML front-matter
+  - Yarn
+  - YARN
+  - Zappa
+  - ZeroMQ
+  - ZFS
+  - Zipkin
+  - Zookeeper
+  - Zuul
+
+service:
+  - AIOps
+  - AllOps
+  - ChatOps
+  - Cloud
+  - ComplianceOps
+  - Containers
+  - DataOps
+  - DevOps
+  - Downtime
+  - GitOps
+  - Hybrid Cloud
+  - Incident Management
+  - Infrastructure
+  - Metrics
+  - Platform
+  - Public Cloud
+  - Private Cloud
+  - Services
+  - Slack Integration
+  - SlackOps
+  - SLA
+  - SLI
+  - SLO
+  - SRE
+  - TestOps
+  - Waypoint
+  - WebOps
+
+extreme:
+  - Annihilate
+  - Autoscale
+  - Chaos Monkey
+  - Config-Manage
+  - De-Risk
+  - Destroy
+  - Dockerize
+  - Hybridize
+  - Improve
+  - Internet-Scale
+  - Limit
+  - Maximize
+  - Minimize
+  - Normalize
+  - Planet-Scale
+  - Reduce
+  - Strategize
+  - Webscale
+  - Wrangle
+
+quantifier:
+  - Agility
+  - Antipatterns
+  - audited break-glass
+  - AWS bill
+  - Burn Rate
+  - Compliance
+  - Container Antipatterns
+  - Customer Empathy
+  - Density
+  - Deployables
+  - DevOps
+  - DevSecOps
+  - Docker Socket Mount Pattern Application
+  - Downtime
+  - Enterprise Data Lake
+  - Error Budget
+  - Guerilla User Testing
+  - Hipster Batch Paradigm
+  - Leanness
+  - Incident Response
+  - Innovation Initiatives
+  - LinkedIn Profile
+  - Monitoring
+  - Multiregion Dataflows
+  - MVP
+  - Observability
+  - Patterns
+  - Polyglot Persistence
+  - ROI
+  - Security Sandwich
+  - Seed Capital
+  - Synergy
+  - TCO
+  - Threat Model
+  - Uptime
+  - Value Stream Network
+  - VC Appeal
+  - Velocity
+
+time:
+  - Attempts
+  - Days
+  - Hours
+  - Minutes
+  - Seconds
+  - Weeks
+
+food_style:
+  - artisan
+  - artisanal
+  - Asian
+  - barrista
+  - biodynamic
+  - cave-aged
+  - copper-still
+  - craft
+  - extra-matured
+  - fairtrade
+  - "farmers' market"
+  - fusion
+  - gourmet
+  - guest-curated
+  - heirloom
+  - heritage
+  - keg-aged
+  - Lebanese
+  - microbrewery
+  - Scandinavian
+  - seagan
+  - seasonal
+  - vegan
+
+food:
+  - ales
+  - beard yeast
+  - beers
+  - breads
+  - cereal
+  - charcuterie
+  - cheeses
+  - ciders
+  - chutneys
+  - coffee
+  - cronuts
+  - falafel
+  - gins
+  - grazing boards
+  - hummus
+  - IPAs
+  - lagers
+  - micro-pizza
+  - nonsense
+  - olives
+  - pickles
+  - pizza
+  - quinoa
+  - smoothie bowls
+  - street food
+  - tapas
+
+skill_level:
+  - Advanced User
+  - Beginner
+  - CTO
+  - Developer
+  - Full-Stacker
+  - Idiot
+  - n00b
+  - SRE
+  - Webscalr
+  - Wizard
+  - Zero Touch
+
+is_not:
+  - ""
+  - not
+
+company:
+  - AWS
+  - Amazon
+  - Etsy
+  - Everyone Else
+  - Facebook
+  - Flickr
+  - Github
+  - Google
+  - Google SREs
+  - Hashicorp
+  - LinkedIn
+  - Netflix
+  - Twitter
+  - Uber
+
+driver:
+  - "CV++"
+  - "Kelsey-Hightower's-Twitter"
+  - "Someone-Else's-Blog"
+  - "Sticker"
+  - "Whatever's-New"
+  - Anger
+  - Asshole
+  - Big Data
+  - Blog
+  - Bullshit
+  - CV
+  - Copying-Google
+  - Data
+  - Datensparsamkeit
+  - FOMO
+  - Google
+  - HackerNews
+  - Hipster
+  - Hubris
+  - I-Ching
+  - I-Know-Best
+  - IPO
+  - Insecurity
+  - Job-Security
+  - LinkedIn Profile
+  - Loudest-Person-in-the-Room
+  - Meetup-Generator
+  - Metric
+  - NIH
+  - Naivety
+  - Overconfidence
+  - Paranoia
+  - Reddit
+  - Reinvention
+  - Resumé
+  - Stack Overflow
+  - Urgency
+  - What-Everyone-Else-is-Doing
+  - What-We-Think-Everyone-Else-is-Doing
+  - Wheel-Reinvention
+
+adjective:
+  - "12 Factor"
+  - Agile
+  - Artisinal
+  - Awesome
+  - Batteries-Included
+  - Beautiful
+  - Blameless
+  - Chaotic
+  - Cloud-Agnostic
+  - Cloud-Native
+  - Community-Driven
+  - Community-Focused
+  - Composable
+  - Container-Native
+  - Container-Ready
+  - Continuous
+  - Craft
+  - De-Siloed
+  - Declarative
+  - Decoupled
+  - Developer-Driven
+  - Developer-Friendly
+  - End-to-End
+  - Entity-Centric
+  - Full Spectrum
+  - Full Stack
+  - Functional
+  - Game-Changing
+  - Hand-Crafted
+  - Humane
+  - Hyperscale
+  - Immutable
+  - Inclusive
+  - Insightful
+  - Integrated
+  - Lean
+  - Macro-Serviced
+  - Micro-Serviced
+  - Multi-Dimensional
+  - Nano-Serviced
+  - Observable
+  - "On-Premise"
+  - Opinionated
+  - Paradigm-Shifting
+  - Public/Private
+  - Scalable
+  - Self-Service
+  - Serverful
+  - Serverless
+  - Service-Oriented
+  - Siloed
+  - Soup-to-Nuts
+  - Stateful
+  - Stateless
+  - Sustainable
+  - Transformative
+  - Webscale
+  - Zero Touch
+
+panacea:
+  - AI
+  - AIOps
+  - Best Practice
+  - CNCF
+  - Containers
+  - Deep Learning
+  - DevOps
+  - DevSecOps
+  - Docker
+  - Golang
+  - "Google SREs"
+  - Kubernetes
+  - Machine Learning
+  - Microservices
+  - SREs
+  - Serverless
+  - "Service Mesh Architecture"
+  - "The Blockchain"
+  - "The Next Version"
+  - Unikernels
+
+language:
+  - "A Language You Probably Haven't Heard Of"
+  - "C++ 11"
+  - Clojure
+  - Clojurescript
+  - Coffeescript
+  - Crystal
+  - Elixir
+  - Elm
+  - Erlang
+  - F#
+  - Go
+  - Groovy
+  - Haskell
+  - Julia
+  - Kotlin
+  - Nim
+  - OCaml
+  - "Perl 6"
+  - Pony
+  - Powershell
+  - "Python 3"
+  - R
+  - Racket
+  - Ruby
+  - Rust
+  - Scala
+  - Typescript
+
+something_ops:
+  - AI
+  - Biz
+  - Chat
+  - Dev
+  - Git
+  - ML
+  - 'No'
+  - Sec
+  - Slack
+  - Test
+
+template:
+  - "%RAND10% %tech% Secrets %company% Don't Want You to Know"
+  - "%RAND10% Lessons from %verb%ing %verb%ed %tech%"
+  - "%RAND10% Things Only a DevOps Understands"
+  - "%RAND20% Things You Should %is_not% be Doing with %tech% to Enable %service% as a Service"
+  - "%WORD%Ops"
+  - "%adjective% %tech% %adjective% Time-series Micro-Services for Dummies"
+  - "%adjective% %tech% at Scale"
+  - "%adjective% %tech% for Fun and Profit"
+  - "%driver% Driven Development 101"
+  - "%panacea% Will Fix Everything"
+  - "%quantifier% as Code: Ready for the Revolution?"
+  - "%tech% Necromancy for Full-Stack Nirvana"
+  - "%tech% for %tech% Users"
+  - "%tech% like Boba Fett"
+  - "%tech% or Die. We're Ready, Are You?"
+  - "%tech% to %adjective% %service%: Living the Dream"
+  - "%tech%, %tech% and %tech% Walk into a Bar"
+  - "%verb%ed %tech% 15-minute Fishbowl Session"
+  - "%verb%ed %tech% == #Awesomesauce"
+  - "%verb%ing %tech% Makes for Awesome %driver%-driven Infrastructure"
+  - "%verb%ing %tech% with %tech% for %skill_level%s"
+  - "%verb%ing All of the Things with %tech%"
+  - "%verb%ing Your %tech% Layer"
+  - "%verb%ing the %tech% for Fun and Profit"
+  - "'%tech% Considered Harmful' and other Trite Clichés"
+  - "'You Have 15 Seconds to Comply' and other '80s Cliches stitched Loosely Together"
+  - "10x-ing Your Team: The End of %job_title% %job_title% Culture"
+  - "A %adjective% %tech%, %tech%, %tech% and %tech% Mash-Up "
+  - "A %tech% %adjective% %adjective% Micro-Framework"
+  - "A Complicated Way to do Something Unnecessary Which Does Not Work"
+  - "A System Which Can Serve Ten Million Users (But Only Has Six Hundred)"
+  - "A Thing I Did Just So I Could do a Talk About It"
+  - "BANG! And the %tech% is Gone! The Future is %verb%ed %tech%"
+  - "Bearded Manchild Who Flew 8,000 miles at Huge Financial and Ecological Expense to Read Out His Stupid Blog Post Which Gives the Impression He Made Something Wonderful when Actually it Never Even Worked"
+  - "Beautiful %tech% for Beautiful %service%"
+  - "Bro, Do You Even %tech%?"
+  - "Buzzword Blizzard: %tech% + %tech% + %tech% + %tech%"
+  - "Containers: or How I Swapped a Simple Packaging Problem for a Complex Orchestration Problem"
+  - "Culture: Don't Do it If it's Hard or Boring"
+  - "DevOps and Objet Trouve: If it's Good Enough to be on Github, it's Good Enough for Production"
+  - "Dockerizing Dockerized Docker with Docker for Docker Users"
+  - "EC2 at Scale: %RAND40% instances and Counting!"
+  - "Enabling %adjective% %FNOPS% with Virtual %tech%"
+  - "Enabling No-Ops with Virtual %tech%"
+  - "Everyone Else Does Everything Wrong"
+  - "Everything I Know About %tech% I Learned from Star Wars"
+  - "Everything You Think You Know About %tech% is Wrong"
+  - "Fifteen Minutes of Ignorant Hubris"
+  - "From %FNOPS% to %FNOPS%"
+  - "From %tech% n00b to %tech% %verb%ing Jedi in %RAND5% %time%"
+  - "From Pets to Cattle with %tech% and %tech%"
+  - "How %tech% Taught Us What '%verb%ing' Really Means"
+  - "How This Thing We Built Would Work if it Worked"
+  - "How We %verb%ed %RAND40%% of our Infrastructure Overnight with %tech%"
+  - "How We %verb%ed Our %service% with %tech% FTW!"
+  - "How We Do What %company% Do, but on a Tiny Scale, and Wrong"
+  - "How We Made a Really Bad Version of Something Which Already Existed"
+  - "How We Moved from Puppet to Chef to Ansible to Salt to CFEngine then Back to Ansible then Chef Again then Briefly Itamae then Packered AMIs then Masterless Puppet then Chef then a Different Chef Setup then Puppet"
+  - "How We Use %tech% to %extreme% the Internet of Things"
+  - "How a %tech%/%tech% Mash-Up Shaved %RAND50% Seconds off Our Deployment Times"
+  - "How to %extreme% Your %quantifier% by %is_not% %verb%ing %tech%"
+  - "How we %verb%ed %tech% with %tech% in %RAND100% %time%"
+  - "How we Spent %RAND3% Years Building Our Own Version of a Service We Could Buy for $6/month"
+  - "How we Spent %RAND8% Months Building Our Own Version of a Service We Could Buy for $6/month"
+  - "Humblebrag"
+  - "I Don't Know Much About %tech% or %tech% But I'm Going to Talk About Them Anyway"
+  - "I First Heard about %tech% %RAND5% Days Ago, and Now I'm an Expert"
+  - "I Have %RAND18% Months' Experience But I Know Everything"
+  - "I Love the Smell of %tech% in the Morning"
+  - "I Used to Work for Google, So I Know Everything"
+  - "I Work for Google, So I Know Everything"
+  - "If Heath Robinson Deployed an apt Package"
+  - "If You Like YAML You'll LOVE Kubernetes"
+  - "Large-Scale %tech% Anti-Patterns Will %extreme% Your %service%"
+  - "Like, Diversity and Stuff?"
+  - "Living for Meetups: I Haven't Done Any Actual Work Since 2013"
+  - "Luke, I Am Your %verb%er"
+  - "Our %FNOPS% Journey"
+  - "Our %adjective% Micro-Framework"
+  - "Pimp My %tech%. %tech% is the Answer, What's the Question?"
+  - "Reading out the Slides"
+  - "Real Heroes Use %tech%"
+  - "Regurgited Half-Understood Blog Post"
+  - "Repeatedly Saying 'on premise' Without Understanding What it Means"
+  - "Rewriting Most of Kubernetes 101"
+  - "Roll Your Own Monitoring with %tech%, %tech%, %tech%, %tech%, %tech%, %tech%, %tech%, %tech% and %tech%"
+  - "Someone Clever Enough to Help Society in a Thousand Ways Explains How they Maintain a Game Where People Use their Phone to Spend Real Money To Feed Imaginary Food to Imaginary Cats"
+  - "Something People Have Done Since 198%RAND9%, but with a New Name"
+  - "Stickers!"
+  - "Still Using %tech%?"
+  - "The Answer is More Code, What's the Question?"
+  - "There's %tech% in my %tech%!"
+  - "Thinly Disguised Sales Pitch"
+  - "Ticking the Boxes: You Can't Automate All of the Things if You Aren't Using All of the Things"
+  - "Vague Soft-Skills Waffle"
+  - "Validating Laziness by Declaring it 'Best Practice'"
+  - "We %verb%ed our %tech%. Mind = Blown"
+  - "We Have a DevOps Consultancy and We Don't Know What We're Doing"
+  - "We Put %tech% in our %tech%: You Won't Believe What Happened Next"
+  - "We Rewrote Everything in %language% and Now Nothing Works"
+  - "We Rewrote Everything in %language% for No Real Reason"
+  - "We Were the First People to Ever Encounter any of these Problems"
+  - "What I Talk about When I Talk about %tech%"
+  - "What I Talk about When I Talk about %verb%ing"
+  - "When %tech% is not Good Enough, Reach for the %tech%"
+  - "When You Have More Github Repos than Users"
+  - "While You Learn, I Earn: Making Shit Up and Blogging it as Fact"
+  - "Why %tech% is %is_not% the new %tech%"
+  - "Winter is Coming: Level Up Your %panacea%"
+  - "Wow Very %tech%. So %tech%. Such %verb%ed"
+  - "You Still Use %language%? For Real?"
+  - "Your %tech% is Bad and You Should Feel Bad"
+
+#-------------------------------------------------------------------------
+# This block relates to the names and roles of the people doing the
+# talks
+
+# These are the most common names of the 1990s, according to some website. We
+# have as many female as male. Idealism over realism.
+#
+first_name:
+  - Amanda
+  - Andrew
+  - Ashley
+  - Brandon
+  - Brittany
+  - Christopher
+  - Daniel
+  - David
+  - Elizabeth
+  - Emily
+  - Hannah
+  - Jacob
+  - James
+  - Jennifer
+  - Jessica
+  - John
+  - Joseph
+  - Joshua
+  - Justin
+  - Kayla
+  - Lauren
+  - Matthew
+  - Megan
+  - Michael
+  - Nicholas
+  - Nicole
+  - Rachel
+  - Ryan
+  - Samantha
+  - Sarah
+  - Stephanie
+  - Taylor
+  - Tyler
+  - Zachary
+
+# These are the most common surnames in Britain, according to some
+# other website
+
+last_name:
+  - Smith
+  - Jones
+  - Taylor
+  - Williams
+  - Brown
+  - Davies
+  - Evans
+  - Wilson
+  - Thomas
+  - Roberts
+  - Johnson
+  - Lewis
+  - Walker
+  - Robinson
+  - Wood
+  - Thompson
+  - White
+  - Watson
+  - Jackson
+  - Wright
+
+job_role:
+  - Agile
+  - All of the Things
+  - Automation
+  - Big Data
+  - Chief Technical
+  - Cloud
+  - Cyber
+  - DevOps
+  - DevSecOps
+  - Full Stack
+  - Innovation
+  - Junior DevOps
+  - Open Source
+  - Polyglot Development
+  - Senior
+  - Senior Cloud
+  - Senior DevOps
+  - Technical
+  - Node.js
+  - SRE
+  - WebOps
+
+job_title:
+  - "00 Agent"
+  - "10x"
+  - Advocate
+  - Afficianado
+  - Alchemist
+  - Anorak
+  - Apostle
+  - Architect
+  - Artisan
+  - Badass
+  - Balrog
+  - Codemonger
+  - Demi-God
+  - Demonologist
+  - DevOpsologist
+  - Dragonslayer
+  - Evangelist
+  - Factotum
+  - Firestarter
+  - Fundamentalist
+  - Genius
+  - Grandmaster
+  - Guru
+  - Hacker
+  - Helicopter Pilot
+  - Hero
+  - Imagineer
+  - Innovator
+  - Jedi
+  - Lead
+  - Legend
+  - Magician
+  - Maven
+  - MVP
+  - Necromancer
+  - Neckbeard
+  - Neckbeard without Portfolio
+  - Ninja
+  - Overlord
+  - Padawan
+  - Pirate
+  - Polyglot
+  - Preacherman
+  - Road Warrior
+  - Rocket Scientist
+  - Rockstar
+  - Samurai
+  - Savant
+  - Science Officer
+  - Scientist
+  - Sensei
+  - Sherpa
+  - Solution Barista
+  - Space Cadet
+  - Squadron Leader
+  - Stormtrooper
+  - Superstar
+  - Technologist
+  - Thought Leader
+  - Visionary
+  - Warlock
+  - Wizard
+  - Wrangler