madweblibs 0.0.1

data/.gitignore

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+*.gem
+.bundle
+Gemfile.lock
+pkg/*

data/Gemfile

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+source "http://rubygems.org"
+
+# Specify your gem's dependencies in madweblibs.gemspec
+gemspec

data/Rakefile

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+require "bundler/gem_tasks"

data/lib/madweblibs.rb

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+require_relative "madweblibs/version"
+require_relative "madweblibs/generator.rb"
+
+module Madweblibs
+  class << self
+    DEFAULT_ADJECTIVES_COUNT = 3
+    DEFAULT_ADVERB_PROBABILITY = 0.20
+
+    def generate
+      generator = Generator.new(adjective_count = DEFAULT_ADJECTIVES_COUNT,
+                                adverb_probability = DEFAULT_ADVERB_PROBABILITY)
+      puts generator.generate
+    end
+  end
+end
+
+#testing
+Madweblibs.generate

data/lib/madweblibs/generator.rb

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+require 'linguistics'
+Linguistics::use( :en )
+
+module Madweblibs
+  class Generator
+
+    def initialize(adjective_count, adverb_probability)
+      @adjective_count = adjective_count
+      @adverb_probability = adverb_probability
+    end
+
+    def generate
+      get_random_components
+      shortname = generate_shortname
+      description = generate_description
+      "#{shortname}: #{description}"
+    end
+    def get_random_components
+      @adjectives = ADJECTIVES.sample(@adjective_count).map do |adjective|
+        rand < @adverb_probability ? "#{ADVERBS.sample}-#{adjective}" : adjective
+      end
+      @database = DATABASES.sample
+      @noun1 = NOUNS1.sample
+      @noun2 = NOUNS2.sample
+      @platform = PLATFORMS.keys.sample
+    end
+    def shortname_component(string)
+      component = if PLATFORMS.key? string.to_sym
+        PLATFORMS[string.to_sym]
+      else
+        string[0..2]
+      end
+      component.capitalize
+    end
+    def generate_shortname
+      [@database, @platform, @noun1].map do |string|
+        shortname_component string
+      end.join("") + shortname_suffix
+    end
+    def shortname_suffix
+      %w{
+        _fu
+        gasm
+        ie
+        ify
+        ist
+        ize
+        tastic
+        ly
+      }.sample
+    end
+    def generate_description
+      article = %w{a the}.sample
+      desc = "#{adjective_clause} #{storage_clause} #{noun_clause}#{as_a_service_clause} #{platform_clause}."
+      if article == 'a'
+        first_adjective = desc.split(',').first
+        desc.sub!(first_adjective, first_adjective.en.a)
+      else
+        desc = "#{article} #{desc}"
+      end
+      desc
+    end
+    def adjective_clause
+      @adjectives.join(', ')
+    end
+    def storage_clause
+      "#{@database}-backed"
+    end
+    def noun_clause
+      "#{@noun1} #{@noun2}"
+    end
+    def as_a_service_clause
+      ["-as-a-service", "", "", ""].sample
+    end
+    def platform_clause
+      "for #{@platform}"
+    end
+    ADVERBS = %w{
+      awesomely
+      fully
+      highly
+      incredibly
+      readily
+      semantically
+      syntactically
+      wonderfully
+    }
+    ADJECTIVES = %w{
+      accessible
+      asynchronous
+      awesome
+      beautiful
+      consistent
+      customizable
+      dead-simple
+      distributed
+      DRY
+      durable
+      dynamic
+      eager-loading
+      encrypted
+      flexible
+      free-as-in-beer
+      free-as-in-speech
+      full-stack
+      functional
+      highly-optimized
+      lazy-loading
+      little
+      localized
+      modular
+      object-oriented
+      parallel
+      scalable
+      schemaless
+      semantic
+      social
+      static
+      test-driven
+      turing-complete
+      type-safe
+      unfancy
+      web-scale
+    }
+    DATABASES = %w{
+      bigtable
+      cassandra
+      cloud
+      couch-db
+      memory
+      mongo
+      postgres
+      redis
+      yaml
+    }
+    NOUNS1 = [
+      'canvas',
+      'css',
+      'fibers',
+      'factories',
+      'fixtures',
+      'HTML5',
+      'javascript',
+      'key-value store',
+      'message queue',
+      'web-socket',
+      'web font'
+    ]
+    NOUNS2 = [
+      'adapter',
+      'client',
+      'cms',
+      'crm',
+      'dsl',
+      'extension',
+      'framework',
+      'generator',
+      'interface',
+      'middleware',
+      'orm',
+      'parser',
+      'plugin',
+      'pre-compiler',
+      'replacement',
+      'state machine',
+      'toolkit',
+      'wrapper'
+    ]
+    PLATFORMS = {
+      ActiveRecord: 'active',
+      capistrano: 'cap',
+      clojure: 'cloj',
+      Django: 'jang',
+      emacs: 'macs',
+      Erlang: 'erl',
+      gopher: 'goph',
+      groovy: 'groo',
+      hadoop: 'doop',
+      haskell: 'hask',
+      javascript: 'java',
+      json: 'jas',
+      lua: 'lu',
+      NodeJs: 'node',
+      python: 'py',
+      rails: 'rail',
+      ruby: 'ru',
+      rvm: 'rev',
+      sass: 'sassy',
+      scala: 'scal',
+      sinatra: 'sin',
+      TextMate2: 'mate',
+      vim: 'vim'
+    }
+  end
+end
+

data/lib/madweblibs/version.rb

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+module Madweblibs
+  VERSION = "0.0.1"
+end

data/madweblibs.gemspec

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+# -*- encoding: utf-8 -*-
+$:.push File.expand_path("../lib", __FILE__)
+require "madweblibs/version"
+
+Gem::Specification.new do |s|
+  s.name        = "madweblibs"
+  s.version     = Madweblibs::VERSION
+  s.authors     = ["Ian Anderson"]
+  s.email       = ["anderson.ian.c@gmail.com"]
+  s.homepage    = ""
+  s.summary     = %q{Generates 1 million dollar ideas for web libraries.}
+  s.description = %q{Because the world needs more buzzwords.}
+
+  s.rubyforge_project = "madweblibs"
+
+  s.files         = `git ls-files`.split("\n")
+  s.test_files    = `git ls-files -- {test,spec,features}/*`.split("\n")
+  s.executables   = `git ls-files -- bin/*`.split("\n").map{ |f| File.basename(f) }
+  s.require_paths = ["lib"]
+
+  # specify any dependencies here; for example:
+  # s.add_development_dependency "rspec"
+  s.add_runtime_dependency "linguistics", "~> 1.0.9"
+end

metadata

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+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
+name: madweblibs
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+  version: 0.0.1
+  prerelease: 
+platform: ruby
+authors:
+- Ian Anderson
+autorequire: 
+bindir: bin
+cert_chain: []
+date: 2011-12-07 00:00:00.000000000Z
+dependencies:
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: linguistics
+  requirement: &2152788660 !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    none: false
+    requirements:
+    - - ~>
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: 1.0.9
+  type: :runtime
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: *2152788660
+description: Because the world needs more buzzwords.
+email:
+- anderson.ian.c@gmail.com
+executables: []
+extensions: []
+extra_rdoc_files: []
+files:
+- .gitignore
+- Gemfile
+- Rakefile
+- lib/madweblibs.rb
+- lib/madweblibs/generator.rb
+- lib/madweblibs/version.rb
+- madweblibs.gemspec
+homepage: ''
+licenses: []
+post_install_message: 
+rdoc_options: []
+require_paths:
+- lib
+required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  none: false
+  requirements:
+  - - ! '>='
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  none: false
+  requirements:
+  - - ! '>='
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+requirements: []
+rubyforge_project: madweblibs
+rubygems_version: 1.8.10
+signing_key: 
+specification_version: 3
+summary: Generates 1 million dollar ideas for web libraries.
+test_files: []