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- data/lib/lita/handlers/rulesofacquisition.rb +353 -0
- data/lib/lita-rulesofacquisition.rb +12 -0
- data/lita-rulesofacquisition.gemspec +24 -0
- data/locales/en.yml +4 -0
- data/spec/lita/handlers/rulesofacqusition_spec.rb +5 -0
- data/spec/spec_helper.rb +7 -0
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# lita-rulesofacquisition
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Displays one of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition, selected randomly, in
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response to one of the keywords. This is a port of the fabulous Hubot plugin
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of the same name.
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https://github.com/github/hubot-scripts/blob/master/src/scripts/ferengi_rules_of_acquisition.coffee
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## Installation
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Add lita-rulesofacquisition to your Lita instance's Gemfile:
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``` ruby
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gem "lita-rulesofacquisition"
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```
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## Usage
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Lita will automatically respond to the following words:
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* ferengi rule
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* latinum
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* greed
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* money
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* profit
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* sale
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* discount
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* opportunity
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module Lita
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module Handlers
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class RulesOfAcquisition < Handler
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route(
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/ferengi rule|latinum|greed|money|profit|sale|discount|opportunity/,
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:rule,
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command: true,
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help: {
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"ferengi rule|latinum|greed|money|profit|sale|discount|opportunity" => "Returns a Ferengi Rule of Acquisition"
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}
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)
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def rule(response)
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rules = [
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #1:\n
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Once you have their money, you never give it back.\n
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-- ST:DS9, \"The Nagus\", \"Heart of Stone\"",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #3:\n
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Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to.\n
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-- ST:DS9, \"The Maquis, Part II\"",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #6:\n
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Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.\n
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-- ST:DS9, \"The Nagus\"",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #7:\n
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Keep your ears open.\n
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-- ST:DS9, \"In the Hands of the Prophets\"",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #8:\n
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Small print leads to large risk.\n
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-- ST: Legends of the Ferengi",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #9:\n
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Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.\n
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-- ST:DS9, The Storyteller",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #10:\n
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Greed is eternal.\n
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-- ST:DS9, Prophet Motive",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #13:\n
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Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.\n
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-- ST: Legends of the Ferengi",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #16:\n
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A deal is a deal... until a better one comes along.\n
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-- ST:DS9, \"Melora\"",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #17:\n
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A contract is a contract is a contract... but only between Ferengi.\n
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-- ST:DS9, \"Body Parts\"",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #18:\n
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A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.\n
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-- ST:DS9, \"Heart of Stone\"",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #19:\n
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Satisfaction is not guaranteed.\n
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-- ST: Legends of the Ferengi",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #21:\n
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Never place friendship above profit.\n
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-- ST:DS9, \"Rule of Acquisition\"",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #22:\n
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A wise man can hear profit in the wind.\n
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-- ST:DS9, \"Rule of Acquisition\"",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #27:\n
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There is nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman\n
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-- ST: Legends of the Ferengi",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #28:\n
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Whisper your way to success.\n
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-- ST:DS9, \"Treachery, Faith, and the Great River\"",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #31:\n
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Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother.\n
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-- ST:DS9, \"The Siege\"",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #33:\n
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It never hurts to suck up to the boss.\n
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-- ST:DS9, \"Rule of Acquisition\", \"The Dogs of War\"",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #34:\n
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War is good for business.\n
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-- ST:DS9, \"Destiny\"",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #35:\n
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Peace is good for business.\n
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-- ST:DS9, \"The Perfect Mate\"; ST:TNG, \"Destiny\"",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #40:\n
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She can touch your lobes, but never your latinum.\n
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-- ST: Legends of the Ferengi",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #41:\n
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Profit is its own reward.\n
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-- ST: Legends of the Ferengi",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #44:\n
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Never confuse wisdom with luck.\n
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-- ST: Legends of the Ferengi",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #47:\n
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Never trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.\n
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-- ST:DS9, \"Rivals\"",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #48:\n
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-- ST:DS9, \"Rule of Acquisition\"",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #52:\n
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Never ask when you can take.\n
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-- ST:DS9, \"Rule of Acquisition\"",
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-- ST:DS9, \"Armageddon Game\"",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #58:\n
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There is no substitute for success.\n
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-- ST: Legends of the Ferengi",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #59:\n
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Free advice is seldom cheap.\n
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-- ST:DS9, \"Rule of Acquisition\"",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #60:\n
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Keep your lies consistent.\n
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-- ST: Legends of the Ferengi",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #62:\n
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The riskier the road, the greater the profit.\n
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-- ST:DS9, \"Rule of Acquisition\"",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #65:\n
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Win or lose, there's always Hupyrian beetle snuff.\n
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-- ST: Legends of the Ferengi",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #75:\n
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Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum.\n
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-- ST:DS9, \"Civil Defense\"",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #76:\n
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Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.\n
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-- ST:DS9, \"The Homecoming\"",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #79:\n
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-- ST: Legends of the Ferengi",
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"Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #82:\n
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-- ST: Legends of the Ferengi",
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Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits.\n
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-- ST: Legends of the Ferengi",
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-- ST:DS9, \"Rule of Acquisition\"",
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-- ST: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #7:\n> Keep your ears open.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"In the Hands of the Prophets\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #8:\n> Small print leads to large risk.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #9:\n> Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, The Storyteller",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #10:\n> Greed is eternal.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, Prophet Motive",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #13:\n> Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #16:\n> A deal is a deal... until a better one comes along.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Melora\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #18:\n> A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Heart of Stone\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #19:\n> Satisfaction is not guaranteed.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #21:\n> Never place friendship above profit.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Rule of Acquisition\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #27:\n> There is nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #28:\n> Whisper your way to success.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Treachery, Faith, and the Great River\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #31:\n> Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"The Siege\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #33:\n> It never hurts to suck up to the boss.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Rule of Acquisition\", \"The Dogs of War\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #34:\n> War is good for business.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Destiny\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #40:\n> She can touch your lobes, but never your latinum.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #41:\n> Profit is its own reward.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #44:\n> Never confuse wisdom with luck.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #47:\n> Never trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Rivals\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #48:\n> The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Rule of Acquisition\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #52:\n> Never ask when you can take.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Rule of Acquisition\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #57:\n> Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Armageddon Game\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #58:\n> There is no substitute for success.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #59:\n> Free advice is seldom cheap.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Rule of Acquisition\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #94:\n> Females and finances don't mix.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Ferengi Love Songs\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #97:\n> Enough ... is never enough.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #102:\n> Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"The Jem'Hadar\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #104:\n> Faith moves mountains ... of inventory.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #106:\n> There is no honor in poverty.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #109:\n> Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Rivals\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #111:\n> Treat people in your debt like family... exploit them.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Past Tense, Part I\", \"The Darkness and the Light\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #112:\n> Never have sex with the boss's sister.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Playing God\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #113:\n> Always have sex with the boss.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #121:\n> Everything is for sale, even friendship.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #123:\n> Even a blind man can recognize the glow of latinum.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #125:\n> You can't make a deal if you're dead.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"The Siege of AR-558\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #139:\n> Wives serve, brothers inherit.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Necessary Evil\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #141:\n> Only fools pay retail.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #144:\n> There's nothing wrong with charity... as long as it winds up in your pocket.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #162:\n> Even in the worst of times, someone turns a profit.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #168:\n> Whisper your way to success.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Treachery, Faith, and the Great River\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #177:\n> Know your enemies... but do business with them always.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #181:\n> Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #189:\n> Let others keep their reputation. You keep their latinum.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #190:\n> Hear all, trust nothing.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Call to Arms\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #192:\n> Never cheat a Klingon ... unless you can get away with it.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #194:\n> It's always good to know about new customers before they walk in your door.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Whispers\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #202:\n> The justification for profit is profit.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #203:\n> New customers are like razor-toothed gree worms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Little Green Men\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #208:\n> Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than the question is an answer.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Ferengi Love Songs\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #211:\n> Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Bar Association\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #214:\n> Never begin a negotiation on an empty stomach.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"The Maquis, Part I\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #217:\n> You can't free a fish from water.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Past Tense, Part I\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #218:\n> Always know what you're buying.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #223:\n> Beware the man who doesn't make time for oo-mox.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #229:\n> Latinum lasts longer than lust.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Ferengi Love Songs\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #236:\n> You can't buy fate.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #239:\n> Never be afraid to mislabel a product.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Body Parts\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #242:\n> More is good. All is better.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #255:\n> A wife is a luxury ... a smart accountant a necessity.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #261:\n> A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #266:\n> When in doubt, lie.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #263:\n> Never let doubt interfere with your lust for latinum.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"Bar Association\"",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #284:\n> Deep down, everyone's a Ferengi.\n> -- Star Trek: Legends of the Ferengi",
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# "Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #285:\n> No good deed ever goes unpunished.\n> -- Star Trek: Deep Space 9, \"The Collaborator\""
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