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+ #source http://www.forbes.com/billionaires/list/9/#tab:overall
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+ #image http://www.workingmomsagainstguilt.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Sara-Blakely-Spanx-Forbes-billionaire.jpeg
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+ Carlos Slim Helu & family
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+ Bill Gates
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+ Amancio Ortega
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+ Warren Buffett
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+ Larry Ellison
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+ Charles Koch
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+ David Koch
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+ Liliane Bettencourt & family
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+ Christy Walton & family
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+ Sheldon Adelson
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+ Jim Walton
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+ S. Robson Walton
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+ Alice Walton
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+ Michael Bloomberg
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+ Li Ka-shing
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+ Mark Zuckerberg
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+ Bernard Arnault & family
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+ Stefan Persson
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+ Larry Page
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+ Sergey Brin
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+ Jeff Bezos
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+ Michele Ferrero & family
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+ Aliko Dangote
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+ Carl Icahn
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+ David Thomson & family
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+ Mukesh Ambani
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+ George Soros
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+ Jorge Paulo Lemann
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+ Dieter Schwarz
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+ Steve Ballmer
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+ Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud
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+ Lee Shau Kee
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+ Len Blavatnik
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+ Leonardo Del Vecchio
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+ Harold Hamm
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+ Forrest Mars Jr
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+ Jacqueline Mars
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+ John Mars
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+ Lui Che Woo
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+ Theo Albrecht Jr & family
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+ Phil Knight
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+ Michael Otto & family
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+ Michael Dell
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+ Alisher Usmanov
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+ Gina Rinehart
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+ Susanne Klatten
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+ Abigail Johnson
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+ Masayoshi Son
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+ Mikhail Fridman
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+ Viktor Vekselberg
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+ Luis Carlos Sarmiento
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+ Dilip Shanghvi
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+ Robin Li
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+ Stefan Quandt
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+ Charles Ergen
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+ German Larrea Mota Velasco & family
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+ Paul Allen
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+ Joseph Safra
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+ Lakshmi Mittal
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+ Tadashi Yanai & family
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+ Anne Cox Chambers
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+ Laurene Powell Jobs & family
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+ Pallonji Mistry
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+ Serge Dassault & family
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+ Donald Bren
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+ Wang Jianlin
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+ Azim Premji
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+ Francois Pinault & family
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+ Vladimir Lisin
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+ John Fredriksen
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+ Vladimir Potanin
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+ Ray Dalio
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+ Leonid Mikhelson
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+ Mohammed Al Amoudi
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+ Iris Fontbona & family
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+ Georg Schaeffler
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+ Cheng Yu-tung
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+ Ma Huateng
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+ Gennady Timchenko
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+ Johanna Quandt
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+ Ronald Perelman
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+ Thomas & Raymond Kwok & family
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+ Rupert Murdoch & family
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+ Alejandro Santo Domingo Davila & family
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+ John Paulson
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+ Vagit Alekperov
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+ Jack Taylor & family
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+ Gerald Cavendish Grosvenor & family
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+ Dhanin Chearavanont & family
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+ Robert & Philip Ng
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+ Lee Kun-Hee
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+ Henry Sy & family
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+ Alberto Bailleres Gonzalez & family
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+ Charoen Sirivadhanabhakdi
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+ James Simons
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+ Zong Qinghou
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+ Rinat Akhmetov
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+ Shiv Nadar
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+ Hans Rausing
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+ Ernesto Bertarelli & family
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+ #source http://apps.mercenie.com/internet-browser/list-top-10-internet-browsers-windows-7-8-xp/#ixzz38f5Yj8Y2
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+ #image http://www.browsers.org.uk/files/2012/03/browsers-icons.png
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+ Google Chrome
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+ Mozilla Firefox
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+ Internet Explorer
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+ Opera
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+ Safari
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+ Maxthon
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+ Rockmelt
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+ Sea Monkey
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+ Deepnet Explorer
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+ Avant Browser
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  Sophia
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  Emma
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  Olivia
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+ #source http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_spells
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+ #image http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mNquibfVmUE/T3wzzxs_SPI/AAAAAAAAAeI/1mG6Xdmhvt0/s1600/hermione-granger-hp6-dvd-right-320x480-iphone.jpg
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+ Accio
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+ Age Line
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+ Aguamenti
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+ Alarte Ascendare
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+ Albus Dumbledore's Forceful Spell
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+ Alohomora
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+ Anapneo
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+ Anteoculatia
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+ Anti-Jinx
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+ Anti-Cheating spell
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+ Anti-Disapparition Jinx
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+ Antonin Dolohov's curse
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+ Aparecium
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+ Aqua Eructo
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+ Arania Exumai
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+ Aresto Momentum
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+ Arrow-shooting spell
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+ Ascendio
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+ Avada Kedavra
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+ Avifors
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+ Avis
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+ Babbling Curse
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+ Bat-Bogey Hex
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+ Baubillious
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+ Bedazzling Hex
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+ Bewitched Snowballs
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+ Bluebell Flames
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+ Bombarda
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+ Bombarda Maxima
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+ Brackium Emendo
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+ Bubble-Head Charm
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+ Bubble-producing spell
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+ Calvario
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+ Cantis
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+ Carpe Retractum
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+ Cascading Jinx
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+ Caterwauling Charm
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+ Cauldron to Sieve
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+ Cave Inimicum
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+ Cheering Charm
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+ Cistem Aperio
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+ Colloportus
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+ Colloshoo
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+ Colovaria
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+ Confringo
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+ Confundo
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+ Conjunctivitis Curse
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+ Cornflake skin spell
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+ Cracker Jinx
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+ Cribbing Spell
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+ Crucio
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+ Mucus ad Nauseam
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+ Cushioning Charm
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+ Defodio
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+ Deletrius
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+ Densaugeo
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+ Depulso
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+ Descendo
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+ Deprimo
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+ Diffindo
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+ Diminuendo
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+ Dissendium
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+ Disillusionment Charm
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+ Draconifors
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+ Ducklifors
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+ Duro
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+ Ears to kumquats
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+ Ear-shrivelling Curse
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+ Ebublio
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+ Engorgio
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+ Engorgio Skullus
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+ Entomorphis
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+ Entrail-Expelling Curse
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+ Episkey
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+ Epoximise
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+ Erecto
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+ Evanesce
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+ Evanesco
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+ Everte Statum
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+ Expecto Patronum
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+ Expelliarmus
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+ Expulso
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+ Extinguishing spell
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+ Feather-light charm
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+ Ferula
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+ Fianto Duri
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+ Fidelius Charm
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+ Fiendfyre
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+ Finite
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+ Finite IncantatemSpell)
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+ Finger-removing jinx
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+ Firestorm
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+ Flagrante Curse
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+ Flagrate
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+ Flame-Freezing Charm
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+ Flipendo
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+ Flipendo Duo
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+ Flipendo Tria
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+ Flying Charm
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+ Fumos
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+ Fumos Duo
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+ Furnunculus
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+ Fur spell
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+ Geminio
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+ Glacius
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+ Glacius Duo
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+ Glacius Tria
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+ Glisseo
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+ Green Sparks
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+ Gripping Charm
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+ Hair-thickening Charm
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+ Harmonia Nectere Passus
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+ Herbifors
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+ Herbivicus
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+ Hermione Granger's jinx
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+ Hour-Reversal Charm
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+ Homenum Revelio
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+ Homorphus Charm
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+ Horton-Keitch Braking Charm
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+ Horcrux Curse
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+ Hot-Air Charm
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+ Hover Charm
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+ Hurling Hex
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+ Illegibilus
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+ Immobulus
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+ Impedimenta
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+ Imperio
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+ Imperturbable Charm
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+ Impervius
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+ Inanimatus ConjurusInanimatus Conjurus Spell)
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+ Incarcerous
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+ Incendio
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+ Incendio Duo
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+ Incendio Tria
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+ Inflatus
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+ Informous
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+ Intruder Charm
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+ Locomotor Wibbly
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+ Jelly-Brain Jinx
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+ Jelly-Fingers Curse
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+ Knee-reversal hex
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+ Lacarnum Inflamarae
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+ Langlock
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+ Lapifors
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+ Leek Jinx
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+ Legilimens
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+ Levicorpus
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+ Liberacorpus
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+ Locomotor
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+ Locomotor Mortis
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+ Lumos
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+ Lumos Duo
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+ Lumos Maxima
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+ Lumos Solem
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+ Magicus Extremos
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+ Melofors
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+ Meteolojinx Recanto
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+ Mimblewimble
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+ Mobiliarbus
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+ Mobilicorpus
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+ Molly Weasley's Curse
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+ Morsmordre
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+ Muffliato
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+ Multicorfors
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+ Nox
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+ Oculus Reparo
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+ Obliteration Charm
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+ Obliviate
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+ Obscuro
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+ Oppugno
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+ Orbis
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+ Orchideous
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+ Pack
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+ Patented Daydream Charm
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+ Partis Temporus
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+ Periculum
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+ Permanent Sticking Charm
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+ Peskipiksi Pesternomi
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+ Petrificus TotalusCurse
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+ Piertotum Locomotor
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+ Placement Charm
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+ Point Me
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+ Portus
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+ Prior Incantato
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+ Protean Charm
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+ Protego
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+ Protego Horribilis
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+ Protego Maxima
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+ Protego Totalum
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+ Purple Firecrackers
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+ Pus-squirting hex
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+ Quietus
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+ Redactum Skullus
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+ Reducio
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+ Reducto
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+ Refilling Charm
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+ Reparifors
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+ Relashio
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+ Rennervate
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+ Reparifarge
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+ Reparo
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+ Repello MuggletumRepelling Charm
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+ Repello Inimicum
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+ Rictusempra
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+ Riddikulus
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+ Rose Growth
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+ Rowboat spell
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+ Salvio Hexia
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+ Sardine hex
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+ Scorching Spell
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+ Scourgify
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+ Sectumsempra
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+ Shield penetration spell
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+ Shooting Spell
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+ Smashing spell
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+ Serpensortia
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+ Silencio
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+ Skurge
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+ Slugulus Eructo
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+ Sonorous Charm
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+ Sonorus
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+ Specialis RevelioRevelaspell
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+ Spongify
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+ Stealth Sensoring Spell
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+ Steleus
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+ Stinging Hex
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+ Stupefy
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+ Supersensory Charm
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+ Switching Spell
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+ Taboo
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+ Tarantallegra
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+ Teleportation Spell
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+ Tentaclifors
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+ Tergeo
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+ Titillando
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+ Toenail Growth Hex
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+ Tooth-growing spell
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+ Transmogrifian Torture
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+ Trip Jinx
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+ Unbreakable Vow
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+ Unbreakable Charm
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+ Undetectable Extension Charm
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+ Ventus
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+ Ventus Duo
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+ Vera Verto
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+ Verdillious
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+ Verdimillious
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+ Verdimillious Duo
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+ Vipera Evanesca
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+ Vulnera Sanentur
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+ Waddiwasi
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+ Washing up spell
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+ Wingardium Leviosa
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+ #image http://naijabird.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/600px-Joke_Alert.svg_.png
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+ Why do Farts stink? A: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
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+ Why did the Hedgehog cross the road? A: To see his Flat Mate.
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+ What do you call a Fish without an eye? A: A 'Fsh'!
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+ Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? A: They won't stop to ask directions.
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+ What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man? A: Big Foot's been spotted several times.
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+ What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.
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+ What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A: "Dam".
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+ Why is divorce so expensive? A: Because it's worth it.
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+ What is black, white and red all over? A. A skunk with nappy rash.
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+ Why did the man jump out of the window? A. He wanted to catch a butterfly.
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+ Why did the monkey put a piece of steak on his head? A. He thought he was a griller.
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+ What do you call a deer with no eyes? A. No eye deer.
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+ What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A. Still no eye deer.
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+ Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven eight nine.
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+ Why did the dinosaur walk across the road? A. Because chickens were not invented yet.
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+ What has four wheels and flies? A. A rubbish truck.
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+ What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.
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+ When were vowels invented? A. When u and i were born.
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+ What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A. A carrot.
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+ What do you call a sheep with no head and legs? A. A fuzz ball.
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+ What do you call a fairy that hasn't bathed in a year? A. Stinkerbell.
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+ When is it a good time to eat a window? A. When it's jammed.
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+ Whats the difference between a tractor and a giraffe? A.One has hydraulics the other has highbollocks.
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+ What kind of band doesn't play music? A. A highbred.
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+ If one is single and two is a couple and three is a crowd, what is four and five? A. 9 (5+4)
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+ What do you get when you cross a parrot and a lion? A. I don't know, but when it talks you'd better listen.
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+ Why do giraffes have long necks? A. Because they have smelly feet.
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+ Why did the orange use suntan lotion? A. He started to peel.
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+ Where does an elephant go when he wants to lie down? A. Anywhere he pleases.
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+ What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A. "You are too young to smoke."
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+ What did the fish say to the seashores? A. "Can I ride on you seashorse?"
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+ Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? A. Because she ran away from the ball.
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+ A man went to play golf for the day. He took his golf clubs and two pairs of pants. What were the extra pants for? A. In case he got a hole-in-one.
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+ Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A. Because it had no guts.
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+ I have 3 heads, 5 legs, 7 arms and 444 fingers. What am I? A. A liar.
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+ What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? A. Holes all over Australia.
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+ What goes ha, ha plonk? A. Someone laughing their head off.
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+ What do you get when you cross a duck with cheese? A. Cheese and quackers.
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+ What monster sits on the end of your finger? A. The bogie man.
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+ What did the computer screen say to the keyboard after it went for a ride? A. That was a harddrive.
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+ What is a pirate's favourite letter? A. R(Arrrrrggggh)
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+ Why did the cow jump over the moon? A. Because the farmer had cold hands.
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+ How do you make a tissue dance? A. Put a little boogie in it.
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+ How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? A: Make him wear shoes.
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+ Why do chicken coops have two doors? A: Because if it had four doors it's be a chicken sedan.
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+ What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A: A tick falls off you when you die.
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+ What's the definition of mixed emotions? A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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+ What do call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? A: Your Honor.
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+ How do you know if a restaurant has a clown as a chef? A: When the food tastes funny