keith 0.0.3

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  3. data/bin/keith +4 -0
  4. data/lib/keith.rb +51 -0
  5. data/test/test_keith.rb +8 -0
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data/Rakefile ADDED
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+ require 'rake/testtask'
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+
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+ Rake::TestTask.new do |t|
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+ t.libs << 'test'
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+ end
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+
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+ desc "Run tests"
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+ task :default => :test
data/bin/keith ADDED
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+ #!/usr/bin/env ruby
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+
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+ require 'keith'
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+ puts Keith.hi
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+ class Keith
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+ def self.hi
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+ [
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+ 'Keith is Leghorn',
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+ 'Keith has never not been bald',
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+ 'Keith pretends to know German',
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+ 'Keith does all his work in dreamweaver',
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+ "Keith's favorite color is transparent",
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+ "Keith owns ten pairs of jeggings",
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+ "Keith finds Kierkegaard's presupposition on existentialliasm to be rather pedantic",
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+ "Keith dreams in colors. Specifically in #ggg.",
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+ "Keith can refactor the entire source code of Citizen using just CSS.",
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+ "Keith can adapt to any culture thanks to his responsive grid",
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+ "Keith holds the copyright for the word Keith. In every market domain. Worldwide. Forever.",
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+ "The real first name of Chuck Norris is Keith, but he changed it for respect to the real Keith.",
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+ "Keith's favorite design software is Corel Draw 6.",
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+ "Keith occupies the 345th position in the line of succession to the British throne.",
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+ "CMYK stands for Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, Keith",
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+ "Keith can design an artistic masterpiece on a calculator",
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+ "Keith once challenged Andy Warhol to a design-off. The loser had to start painting cans of soup",
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+ "Keith can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves",
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+ "Keith knows the other name for Thesaurus",
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+ "Keith pays for his fonts",
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+ "Keith owns a precision scale that can measure font weight",
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+ "Keith is so low-res he can't even save for web",
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+ "Keith added Tooth Brush to his Photoshop",
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+ "Keith can Edit > Undo real life events.",
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+ "Keith had a small part in Star Wars",
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+ "Keith shot the serif (but he didn't shoot the deputy)",
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+ "Underneath Keith's beard is a Wacom tablet.",
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+ "Keith once sneezed into a tissue and handed it to a struggling artist for inspiration - that artist was Jackson Pollock.",
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+ "Keith invented this joke: What happened when #ff0000 had a baby with #ffff00? #ff6600",
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+ "The reason Banksy decided to have a secret identity? Keith told him to do it.",
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+ "Keith is currently in his blue period",
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+ "Keith can grant you three wishes if you ask politely",
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+ "GOOD was initially known as The GOOD. Keith suggested to drop The.",
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+ "Keith can round pixels even though he can't count.",
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+ "Keith only orders from a dropdown menu.",
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+ "Keith's New Year's resolution is 300dpi.",
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+ "Keith can spot serifs a mile away.",
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+ "Keith's handwriting is Comic Sans.",
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+ "Keith is terrified of dying and going to Helvetica.",
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+ "Keith thinks 'kern' is on the cob.",
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+ "Keith is a trademark, but everyone can use it as long as they credit Keith.",
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+ "Keith's grandparents were half French and half Italic.",
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+ "Lorem Ipsum is Keith's native tongue.",
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+ "Keith got his first haircut in utero.",
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+ "Keith's cat makes him sleep on the floor."
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+ ].sample
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+ end
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+ end
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+ require 'test/unit'
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+ require 'keith'
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+
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+ class KeithTest < Test::Unit::TestCase
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+ def test_keith
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+ assert_match "Keith", Keith.hi
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+ end
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+ end
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+ --- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
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+ name: keith
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+ version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
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+ version: 0.0.3
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+ platform: ruby
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+ authors:
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+ - Claudio B
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+ autorequire:
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+ bindir: bin
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+ cert_chain: []
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+ date: 2010-04-03 00:00:00.000000000 Z
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+ dependencies: []
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+ description: Keith makes shit happen
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+ email: claudiob@gmail.com
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+ executables:
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+ - keith
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+ extensions: []
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+ extra_rdoc_files: []
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+ files:
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+ - Rakefile
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+ - lib/keith.rb
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+ - bin/keith
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+ - test/test_keith.rb
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+ homepage: http://rubygems.org/gems/keith
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+ licenses: []
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+ metadata: {}
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+ post_install_message:
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+ rdoc_options: []
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+ require_paths:
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+ - lib
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+ required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
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+ requirements:
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+ - - ! '>='
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+ - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
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+ version: '0'
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+ required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
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+ requirements:
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+ - - ! '>='
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+ - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
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+ version: '0'
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+ requirements: []
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+ rubyforge_project:
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+ rubygems_version: 2.0.2
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+ signing_key:
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+ specification_version: 3
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+ summary: Keith!
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+ test_files:
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+ - test/test_keith.rb