keith 0.0.3
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- checksums.yaml +15 -0
- data/Rakefile +8 -0
- data/bin/keith +4 -0
- data/lib/keith.rb +51 -0
- data/test/test_keith.rb +8 -0
- metadata +48 -0
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data/Rakefile
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data/bin/keith
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data/lib/keith.rb
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class Keith
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def self.hi
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[
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'Keith is Leghorn',
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'Keith has never not been bald',
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'Keith pretends to know German',
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'Keith does all his work in dreamweaver',
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"Keith's favorite color is transparent",
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"Keith owns ten pairs of jeggings",
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"Keith finds Kierkegaard's presupposition on existentialliasm to be rather pedantic",
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"Keith dreams in colors. Specifically in #ggg.",
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"Keith can refactor the entire source code of Citizen using just CSS.",
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"Keith can adapt to any culture thanks to his responsive grid",
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"Keith holds the copyright for the word Keith. In every market domain. Worldwide. Forever.",
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"The real first name of Chuck Norris is Keith, but he changed it for respect to the real Keith.",
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"Keith's favorite design software is Corel Draw 6.",
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"Keith occupies the 345th position in the line of succession to the British throne.",
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"CMYK stands for Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, Keith",
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"Keith can design an artistic masterpiece on a calculator",
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"Keith once challenged Andy Warhol to a design-off. The loser had to start painting cans of soup",
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"Keith can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves",
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"Keith knows the other name for Thesaurus",
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"Keith pays for his fonts",
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"Keith owns a precision scale that can measure font weight",
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"Keith is so low-res he can't even save for web",
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"Keith added Tooth Brush to his Photoshop",
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"Keith can Edit > Undo real life events.",
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"Keith had a small part in Star Wars",
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"Keith shot the serif (but he didn't shoot the deputy)",
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"Underneath Keith's beard is a Wacom tablet.",
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"Keith once sneezed into a tissue and handed it to a struggling artist for inspiration - that artist was Jackson Pollock.",
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"Keith invented this joke: What happened when #ff0000 had a baby with #ffff00? #ff6600",
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"The reason Banksy decided to have a secret identity? Keith told him to do it.",
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"Keith is currently in his blue period",
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"Keith can grant you three wishes if you ask politely",
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"GOOD was initially known as The GOOD. Keith suggested to drop The.",
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"Keith can round pixels even though he can't count.",
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"Keith only orders from a dropdown menu.",
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"Keith's New Year's resolution is 300dpi.",
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"Keith can spot serifs a mile away.",
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"Keith's handwriting is Comic Sans.",
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"Keith is terrified of dying and going to Helvetica.",
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"Keith thinks 'kern' is on the cob.",
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"Keith is a trademark, but everyone can use it as long as they credit Keith.",
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"Keith's grandparents were half French and half Italic.",
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"Lorem Ipsum is Keith's native tongue.",
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"Keith got his first haircut in utero.",
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"Keith's cat makes him sleep on the floor."
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].sample
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end
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end
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data/test/test_keith.rb
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--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
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name: keith
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version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
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version: 0.0.3
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platform: ruby
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authors:
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- Claudio B
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autorequire:
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bindir: bin
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cert_chain: []
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date: 2010-04-03 00:00:00.000000000 Z
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dependencies: []
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description: Keith makes shit happen
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email: claudiob@gmail.com
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executables:
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- keith
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extensions: []
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extra_rdoc_files: []
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files:
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- Rakefile
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- lib/keith.rb
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- bin/keith
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- test/test_keith.rb
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homepage: http://rubygems.org/gems/keith
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licenses: []
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metadata: {}
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post_install_message:
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rdoc_options: []
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require_paths:
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- lib
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required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
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requirements:
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- - ! '>='
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- !ruby/object:Gem::Version
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version: '0'
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required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
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requirements:
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version: '0'
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requirements: []
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rubyforge_project:
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rubygems_version: 2.0.2
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signing_key:
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specification_version: 3
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summary: Keith!
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test_files:
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- test/test_keith.rb
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