insult_clinic 0.1.1
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- data/bin/insult_clinic +5 -0
- data/lib/insult_clinic.rb +30 -0
- metadata +74 -0
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data/bin/insult_clinic
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class InsultClinic
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attr_reader :adjective, :noun, :target
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def initialize
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@target = ["You", "Your mother is a", "Your father is a"]
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@noun = ["canoe", "banana", "pillock", "snollygoster", "cockalorum", "lickspittle", "smellfungus", "ninnyhammer", "mumpsimus", "milksop", "hobbledehoy", "pettifogger", "mooncalf", "heap of parrot droppings", "gob", "pervert", "food trough", "trollop", "tart", "fairy", "tosser", "ponce", "son of a silly person", "surrender monkey", "choir boy", "carriage ride participant", "bedwetting type", "abdycomoist", "bedswerver", "bespawler", "bobolyne", "cumberworld", "dalcop", "dew beater", "dorbel", "drate poke", "driggle draggle", "fustylugs", "fustilarian", "gillie wet foot", "gnashgab", "gobermouch", "gowpenful-o'-anything", "klazomaniac", "lubberwort", "muck spout", "mumblecrust", "quisby", "raggabrash", "rakefire", "roiderbanks", "saddle goose", "scobberlotcher", "skelpie limmer", "smell feast", "snoutband", "sorner", "stampcrab", "stymphalist", "tallowcatch", "triptaker", "wandought", "whiffle whaffle", "yaldson", "zoilist"]
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@adjective = ["truculent", "fatuous", "vainglorious", "petulant", "moribund", "jejune", "feckless", "antiquated", "rambunctious", "mundane", "misshapen", "glib", "dreary", "dopey", "devoid", "deleterious", "degrading", "empty headed", "clammy", "brazen", "indiscreet", "flatulent", "cheese eating", "prancing", "indecorous", "cromulent", "noodle-armed", "imbecilic", "dysfunctional", "dubious", "drunken", "disreputable", "dismal", "dim", "deficient", "deceitful", "damned", "daft", "contrary", "churlish", "catty", "banal", "asinine", "infantile", "lurid", "morbid", "repugnant", "unkempt", "vapid", "decrepit", "malevolent", "impertinent", "grotesque", "puerile", "snotty-faced", "festering", "vacuous", "toffee-nosed", "malodorous"]
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@num_of_adjs = rand(1..5)
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end
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def random_insult
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adjs = @adjective.sample(@num_of_adjs)
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if adjs.length == 1
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adjs = adjs.join('')
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else
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adjs = adjs.join(', ')
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end
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target = @target.sample
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if target != "You" && adjs[0] =~ /[aeiou]/i
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target += "n"
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end
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"#{target} #{adjs} #{@noun.sample}"
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end
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def split(args)
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self.random_insult.split(args)
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end
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end
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metadata
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--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
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name: insult_clinic
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version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
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version: 0.1.1
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platform: ruby
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authors:
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- Noah Milstein
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autorequire:
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bindir: bin
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cert_chain: []
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date: 2016-09-05 00:00:00.000000000 Z
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dependencies:
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name: bundler
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requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
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requirements:
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- - "~>"
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version: '1.12'
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type: :development
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prerelease: false
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version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
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requirements:
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version: '1.12'
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name: rspec
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requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
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requirements:
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version: '3.4'
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type: :development
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prerelease: false
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version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
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requirements:
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version: '3.4'
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description: Returns a random silly insult
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email: noahamilstein@gmail.com
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executables:
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- insult_clinic
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extensions: []
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extra_rdoc_files: []
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files:
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- bin/insult_clinic
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- lib/insult_clinic.rb
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homepage: https://github.com/mihaowei/insult_clinic
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licenses:
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- MIT
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metadata: {}
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post_install_message:
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rdoc_options: []
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require_paths:
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- lib
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required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
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requirements:
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version: '0'
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required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
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requirements:
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version: '0'
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requirements: []
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rubyforge_project:
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rubygems_version: 2.6.6
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signing_key:
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specification_version: 4
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summary: insult clinic
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test_files: []
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