hackspeak 0.0.1

checksums.yaml

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+---
+SHA1:
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+  data.tar.gz: 5db4218613fb3eab70d4e3e8ffd53c7a3fde377e
+SHA512:
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data/bin/hackspeak

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+#!/usr/bin/env ruby
+
+require 'hackspeak'
+require 'optparse'
+
+options = {}
+OptionParser.new do |opts|
+  opts.on("-a", "--all", "all") do |a|
+    options[:all] = a
+  end
+
+  opts.on("-v", "--voice", "voice") do |v|
+    options[:voice] = v
+  end
+end.parse!
+
+if options[:all]
+  Hackspeak::Generator.generate_all.each do |line|
+    p line
+  end; nil
+elsif options[:voice]
+  line = Hackspeak::Generator.generate
+  command = "say -i $'#{line}' -v karen"
+  system(command)
+else
+  p Hackspeak::Generator.generate
+end

data/lib/hackspeak.rb

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+require 'hackspeak/generator.rb'
+require 'hackspeak/templates.rb'
+
+module Hackspeak
+end

data/lib/hackspeak/generator.rb

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+require_relative './templates.rb'
+
+module Hackspeak
+  module Generator
+
+    def self.generate
+      Hackspeak::Templates.phrases.sample
+    end
+
+    def self.generate_all
+      Hackspeak::Templates.phrases
+    end
+  end
+end

data/lib/hackspeak/templates.rb

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+module Hackspeak
+  module Templates
+    NOUNS_A = [
+      "GUI Interface",
+      "GUI",
+      "IP",
+      "IP address",
+      "IRC",
+      "IPv6",
+      "IDE",
+      "environment",
+      "public firewall",
+      "packet",
+      "command line",
+      "layer four traceroute",
+      "framework",
+      "module",
+      "mainframe",
+      "bug",
+      "hard drive",
+      "ROM chip",
+      "virus",
+      "worm",
+      "subsystem",
+      "submodule",
+      "chip",
+      "chipset",
+      "firmware",
+      "software",
+      "motherboard",
+      "microcode",
+      "network",
+      "peripherals",
+      "terminal",
+      "batch processor",
+      "processor",
+      "encoding",
+      "file",
+      "backlog",
+      "shell",
+      "subshell",
+      "stack",
+      "algorithm",
+      "function",
+      "leak",
+      "server",
+    ]
+
+    NOUNS_B = [
+      "UNIX",
+      "LINUX",
+      "IPv6",
+      "SQL",
+      "Microsoft Windows",
+      "IRC",
+      "Visual Basic",
+      "Internet Explorer 8",
+      "Apache",
+      "Ethernet",
+      "HTTP Protocol",
+      "FTP",
+      "CPU",
+      "BASIC",
+      "LISP",
+      "PSU",
+      "RAM",
+      "VGA",
+      "JSON",
+      "AJAX",
+      "DOM",
+      "GNU",
+      "DDOS",
+      "MVC",
+      "HTMI",
+      "COBOL",
+      "analog",
+      "digital",
+      "HTMI",
+      "binary",
+      "hexadecimal",
+      "beta",
+      "gamma",
+      "delta",
+      "service",
+
+    ]
+
+    ADJECTIVES = [
+      "analog",
+      "digital",
+      "off-the-grid",
+      "HTMI",
+      "binary",
+      "hexadecimal",
+      "beta",
+      "gamma",
+      "delta",
+      "dynamic"
+    ]
+
+    VERBS = [
+      "reroute",
+      "disconnect",
+      "reconnect",
+      "trace",
+      "track",
+      "traceroute",
+      "hack",
+      "breach",
+      "burn",
+      "encrypt",
+      "encode",
+      "code",
+      "port",
+      "relay",
+      "iterate",
+      "destroy",
+      "lisence",
+      "debug",
+      "ping",
+      "cache",
+      "execute",
+      "search",
+      "log",
+      "backlog",
+      "rollback",
+      "undo",
+      "target",
+      "buffer",
+      "parse",
+      "interpret",
+      "jack",
+      "program",
+      "compile",
+      "reboot",
+      "break",
+      "crash"
+    ]
+
+    def self.noun_a; NOUNS_A.sample; end
+    def self.noun_b; NOUNS_B.sample; end
+    def self.verb; VERBS.sample; end
+    def self.adjective; ADJECTIVES.sample; end
+
+    def self.phrases
+      [
+        "You think you can just #{verb} this #{noun_a} using only a #{noun_b} #{noun_a}? You dont have what it takes to #{verb} it.",
+
+        "In all my years of experience, never have I seen someone #{verb} anyones #{noun_a} with #{noun_b}. Impressive.",
+
+        "Quick! We need to #{verb} the hackers #{noun_a} before he #{verb}s the #{noun_b} #{noun_a}!",
+
+        "If we dont #{verb} their #{noun_a}, well never be able to #{verb} the #{noun_a}...",
+
+        "Ive got two words for you: #{verb.capitalize} #{noun_a}.",
+
+        "Hurry, #{verb} the #{noun_a}. Shit. They got into our #{noun_a}. #{verb.capitalize} the #{noun_b} #{noun_a}, do it, now. Oh no.... Its over. Theyve managed to #{verb} our #{noun_b} #{noun_a}...",
+
+        "Ill #{verb} a #{noun_a} using #{noun_b} to #{verb} the hackers #{noun_b} #{noun_a}.",
+
+        "Any novice could tell the difference between #{verb}ing a #{noun_a}s #{noun_b} and a #{noun_b} #{noun_a}",
+
+        "God damn it. My brother, #{noun_a.capitalize}#{verb.capitalize} got caught by the #{noun_b} #{verb}rs. And to think... hes only #{rand(4..60)} years old. I heard those guys can #{verb} #{noun_b} #{noun_a} without #{noun_b}. Were gonna need to #{verb} a #{noun_a} if we ever hope to see his #{noun_a} again...",
+
+        "With the right combination of #{noun_a}s, we should be able to #{verb} the #{noun_a} even without #{noun_b}. Talk about #{adjective}!"
+      ]
+    end
+  end
+end

metadata

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+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
+name: hackspeak
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+  version: 0.0.1
+platform: ruby
+authors:
+- Marshall Hattersley
+autorequire: 
+bindir: bin
+cert_chain: []
+date: 2010-04-28 00:00:00.000000000 Z
+dependencies: []
+description: generate technobabble phrases on the fly
+email: mwhatters@gmail.com
+executables:
+- hackspeak
+extensions: []
+extra_rdoc_files: []
+files:
+- bin/hackspeak
+- lib/hackspeak.rb
+- lib/hackspeak/generator.rb
+- lib/hackspeak/templates.rb
+homepage: 
+licenses:
+- MIT
+metadata: {}
+post_install_message: 
+rdoc_options: []
+require_paths:
+- lib
+required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  requirements:
+  - - ">="
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  requirements:
+  - - ">="
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+requirements: []
+rubyforge_project: 
+rubygems_version: 2.6.8
+signing_key: 
+specification_version: 4
+summary: Hackspeak hackspeak generator
+test_files: []