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+ source "https://rubygems.org"
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+
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+ gemspec
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+ require "bundler/gem_tasks"
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+
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+ task default: [
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+ :release,
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+ ]
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+ # git-commitment
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+
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+ Random messages for your commits.
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+ #!/usr/bin/env ruby
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+ line = DATA.readlines.sample
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+ name = ['Nick', 'Andy', 'Steve', 'Sarah', 'Jason', 'Todd'].sample
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+ puts line.sub('{{Name}}', name).sub('{{UPPER}}', name.upcase)
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+
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+ __END__
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+ {{UPPER}}, WE WENT OVER THIS. EXPANDTAB.
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+ {{UPPER}}, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS.
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+ This is the last time we let {{Name}} commit ascii porn in the comments.
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+ de-misunderestimating
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+ Some shit.
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+ add actual words
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+ I CAN HAZ COMMENTZ.
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+ giggle.
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+ Whatever.
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+ Finished fondling.
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+ FONDLED THE CODE
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+ this is how we generate our shit.
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+ unh
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+ It works!
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+ unionfind is no longer being molested.
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+ Well, it's doing something.
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+ I'M PUSHING.
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+ Whee.
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+ Whee, good night.
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+ It'd be nice if type errors caused the compiler to issue a type error
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+ Fucking templates.
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+ I hate this fucking language.
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+ marks
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+ that coulda been bad
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+ hoo boy
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+ It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
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+ Fucking egotistical bastard. adds expandtab to vimrc
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+ if you're not using et, fuck off
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+ WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH MAKE?
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+ This is a basic implementation that works.
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+ By works, I meant 'doesnt work'. Works now..
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+ Last time I said it works? I was kidding. Try this.
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+ Just stop reading these for a while, ok..
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+ Give me a break, it's 2am. But it works now.
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+ Make that it works in 90% of the cases. 3:30.
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+ Ok, 5am, it works. For real.
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+ FOR REAL.
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+ I don't know what these changes are supposed to accomplish but somebody told me to make them.
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+ I don't get paid enough for this shit.
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+ fix some fucking errors
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+ first blush
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+ So my boss wanted this button ...
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+ uhhhhhh
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+ forgot we're not using a smart language
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+ include shit
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+ To those I leave behind, good luck!
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+ things occurred
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+ i dunno, maybe this works
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+ 8==========D
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+ No changes made
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+ whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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+ clarify further the brokenness of C++. why the fuck are we using C++?
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+ (\ /)\n(O.o)\n(> <) Bunny approves these changes.
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+ .
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+ Friday 5pm
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+ changes
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+ A fix I believe, not like I tested or anything
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+ Useful text
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+ pgsql is being a pain
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+ pgsql is more strict, increase the hackiness up to 11
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+ c&p fail
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+ syntax
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+ {{Name}} sucks
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+ {{UPPER}} SUCKS
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+ fix
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+ just shoot me
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+ arrrggghhhhh fixed!
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+ someone fails and it isn't me
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+ Gross hack because {{Name}} doesn't know how to code
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+ totally more readable
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+ better grepping
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+ fix
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+ fix bug, for realz
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+ fix /sigh
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+ Does this work
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+ MOAR BIFURCATION
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+ bifurcation
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+ REALLY FUCKING FIXED
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+ FIX
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+ better ignores
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+ More ignore
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+ more ignores
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+ more ignored words
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+ more fixes
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+ really ignore ignored worsd
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+ fixes
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+ /sigh
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+ fix
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+ fail
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+ pointless limitation
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+ eppic fail {{Name}}
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+ omg what have I done?
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+ added super-widget 2.0.
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+ tagging release w.t.f.
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+ I can't believe it took so long to fix this.
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+ I must have been drunk.
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+ This is why the cat shouldn't sit on my keyboard.
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+ This is why git rebase is a horrible horrible thing.
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+ ajax-loader hotness, oh yeah
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+ {{Name}} broke the regex, lame
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+ small is a real HTML tag, who knew.
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+ WTF is this.
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+ Do things better, faster, stronger
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+ Fixed a bug cause {{Name}} said to
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+ Use a real JS construct, WTF knows why this works in chromium.
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+ Added a banner to the default admin page. Please have mercy on me =(
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+ needs more cow bell
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+ Switched off unit test X because the build had to go out now and there was no time to fix it properly.
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+ Updated
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+ I must sleep... it's working... in just three hours...
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+ I was wrong...
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+ Completed with no bugs...
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+ Fixed a little bug...
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+ Fixed a bug in NoteLineCount... not seriously...
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+ woa!! this one was really HARD!
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+ Made it to compile...
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+ changed things...
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+ touched...
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+ i think i fixed a bug...
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+ perfect...
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+ Moved something to somewhere... goodnight...
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+ oops, forgot to add the file
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+ Corrected mistakes
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+ oops
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+ oops!
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+ put code that worked where the code that didn't used to be
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+ Nothing to see here, move along
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+ I am even stupider than I thought
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+ I don't know what the hell I was thinking.
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+ fixed errors in the previous commit
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+ Committed some changes
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+ Some bugs fixed
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+ Minor updates
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+ Added missing file in previous commit
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+ bug fix
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+ typo
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+ bara bra grejjor
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+ Continued development...
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+ Does anyone read this? I'll be at the coffee shop accross the street.
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+ That's just how I roll
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+ work in progress
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+ minor changes
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+ some brief changes
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+ assorted changes
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+ lots and lots of changes
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+ another big bag of changes
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+ lots of changes after a lot of time
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+ LOTS of changes. period
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+ {{Name}} made me do it
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+ Test commit. Please ignore
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+ I'm just a grunt. Don't blame me for this awful PoS.
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+ I did it for the lulz!
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+ I'll explain this when I'm sober .. or revert it
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+ Obligatory placeholder commit message
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+ A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...
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+ Fixed the build.
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+ Fixing {{Name}}'s bug.
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+ Fixing {{Name}}'s bugs.
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+ various changes
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+ One more time, but with feeling.
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+ Handled a particular error.
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+ Fixed unnecessary bug.
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+ Removed code.
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+ Added translation.
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+ Updated build targets.
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+ Refactored configuration.
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+ Locating the required gigapixels to render...
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+ Spinning up the hamster...
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+ Shovelling coal into the server...
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+ Programming the flux capacitor
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+ The last time I tried this the monkey didn't survive. Let's hope it works better this time.
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+ I should have had a V8 this morning.
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+ 640K ought to be enough for anybody
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+ pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
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+ a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them
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+ Who has two thumbs and remembers the rudiments of his linear algebra courses? Apparently, this guy.
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+ workaround for ant being a pile of fail
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+ Don't push this commit
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+ rats
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+ squash me
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+ fixed mistaken bug
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+ Final commit, ready for tagging
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+ -m \'So I hear you like commits ...\'
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+ epic
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+ need another beer
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+ Well the book was obviously wrong.
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+ lolwhat?
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+ Another commit to keep my CAN streak going.
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+ I cannot believe that it took this long to write a test for this.
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+ TDD: 1, Me: 0
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+ Yep, {{Name}} was right on this one.
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+ Yes, I was being sarcastic.
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+ Apparently works-for-me is a crappy excuse.
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+ tl;dr
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+ I would rather be playing SC2.
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+ Crap. Tonight is raid night and I am already late.
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+ I know what I am doing. Trust me.
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+ You should have trusted me.
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+ Is there an award for this?
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+ Is there an achievement for this?
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+ I'm totally adding this to epic win. +300
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+ This really should not take 19 minutes to build.
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+ fixed the israeli-palestinian conflict
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+ SHIT ===> GOLD
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+ Committing in accordance with the prophecy.
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+ It compiles! Ship it!
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+ LOL!
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+ Reticulating splines...
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+ SEXY RUSSIAN CODES WAITING FOR YOU TO CALL
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+ s/import/include/
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+ extra debug for stuff module
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+ debug line test
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+ debugo
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+ remove debug<br/>all good
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+ debug suff
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+ more debug... who overwrote!
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+ FUCKING {{UPPER}}
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+ these confounded tests drive me nuts
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+ For great justice.
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+ QuickFix.
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+ oops - thought I got that one.
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+ removed echo and die statements, lolz.
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+ somebody keeps erasing my changes.
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+ doh.
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+ pam anderson is going to love me.
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+ added security.
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+ arrgghh... damn this thing for not working.
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+ jobs... steve jobs
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+ and a comma
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+ this is my quickfix branch and i will use to do my quickfixes
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+ Fix my stupidness
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+ and so the crazy refactoring process sees the sunlight after some months in the dark!
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+ gave up and used tables.
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+ [Insert your commit message here. Be sure to make it descriptive.]
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+ Removed test case since code didn't pass QA
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+ removed tests since i can't make them green
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+ stuff
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+ more stuff
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+ Become a programmer, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
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+ Same as last commit with changes
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+ foo
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+ just checking if git is working properly...
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+ fixed some minor stuff, might need some additional work.
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+ just trolling the repo
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+ All your codebase are belong to us.
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+ Somebody set up us the bomb.
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+ should work I guess...
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+ To be honest, I do not quite remember everything I changed here today. But it is all good, I tell ya.
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+ well crap.
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+ herpderp (redux)
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+ herpderp
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+ Derp
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+ derpherp
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+ Herping the derp
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+ sometimes you just herp the derp so hard it herpderps
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+ Derp. Fix missing constant post rename
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+ Herping the fucking derp right here and now.
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+ Derp, asset redirection in dev mode
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+ mergederp
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+ Derp search/replace fuckup
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+ Herpy dooves.
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+ Derpy hooves
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+ derp, helper method rename
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+ Herping the derp derp (silly scoping error)
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+ Herp derp I left the debug in there and forgot to reset errors.
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+ Reset error count between rows. herpderp
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+ hey, what's that over there?!
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+ hey, look over there!
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+ It worked for me...
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+ Does not work.
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+ Either Hot Shit or Total Bollocks
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+ Arrrrgggg
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+ Don’t mess with Voodoo
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+ I expected something different.
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+ Todo!!!
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+ This is supposed to crash
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+ No changes after this point.
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+ I know, I know, this is not how I’m supposed to do it, but I can't think of something better.
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+ Don’t even try to refactor it.
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+ (c) Microsoft 1988
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+ Please no changes this time.
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+ Why The Fuck?
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+ We should delete this crap before shipping.
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+ Shit code!
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+ ALL SORTS OF THINGS
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+ Herpderp, shoulda check if it does really compile.
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+ I CAN HAZ PYTHON, I CAN HAZ INDENTS
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+ {{Name}} rebase plx?
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+ Major fixup.
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+ $LOAD_PATH.unshift File.expand_path("../lib", __FILE__)
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+
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+ require "date"
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+ require "git_commitment/version"
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+
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+ Gem::Specification.new do |spec|
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+ spec.name = "git-commitment"
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+ spec.version = GitCommitment::VERSION
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+ spec.summary = "Random messages for your commits"
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+ spec.description = "Random messages for your commits."
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+ spec.authors = ["ptdorf"]
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+ spec.email = ["ptdorf@gmail.com"]
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+ spec.homepage = "https://github.com/ptdorf/git-commitment"
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+ spec.license = "MIT"
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+ spec.require_paths = ["lib"]
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+
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+ spec.files = `git ls-files`.split $/
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+ spec.executables = spec.files.grep(%r{^bin/}) { |f| File.basename f }
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+
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+ spec.add_dependency "thor"
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+ spec.add_development_dependency "rake"
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+ end
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+ require "git_commitment/version"
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+
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+ module GitCommitment
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+ end
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+ module GitCommitment
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+ VERSION = "0.1.0"
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+
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+ end
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